Why do I never have sex dreams? I had a dream about Scarlett Johansson the other night and we ended up having an argument in IKEA. Didn't even get to see her tatas ffs. What does this mean?
You probably don't have enough aggression, thus your only hope of dream sex is some romantic bullshit. When I have dream sex I just grab the chick and work it in.
>>28410939I'm sorry to tell you this anon but it sounds like you're gay
she's kinda getting that nasty new york plastic jew look
>>28410974if that were the case, I'd deem about sex with men though, surely? I literally never have sex dreams.
>>28410939ikea is a subconcious metaphor for sex. When you argue about ikea, you are really arguing about directions, like the ones they give you at ikea, where insert a "table leg" is really where you are going to insert your penis, when you argue about what style of chair its arguing about how she is going to sit on your peener, and when you discuss the ikea meatballs its discussions of testicles, and when you are arguing about the cute swedish names of everything you are really arguing about how many sperms she can handlle
>>28411025At ze same time, sometimes ze Svedish furniture store is just ze Svedish furniture store. Ze leetle meatballs may mean nahzing.
>>28411025maybe. I think I'd rather have a dream where she took her dress off tho.
>>28411092enjoy what you get you greedy little simp. When your in ikea find some "pillows" and feel em up
>>28411124you're missing the point. I never, ever have sex dreams. What's the meaning of this?
>>28411142have you ever had sex? how much do you masturbate?
>>28411151yes, many times, I was married for years and I've had plenty of girlfriends. not often.
>>28411179you probably don't dream about sex because you miss your wife or something, i dono
>>28410939There's an underground facility in the Astral Plane that's similar to what's showcased in the Resident Evil movies. If you can manage to find it, you can increase the chances of experiencing an erotic dream. There's a large hydroponics lab that's growing opium plants that're the sizes of grapefruits. They resemble brussels sprouts. There are many rows of plant beds. At the south wall, there's a giant red button that activates the overhead sprinkler system. Every plant is bathed in artificial light emanating from wintermint colored crystals that're suspended from the ceiling.Travel northeast until you happen upon a room that's comprised of 2 sections. The front section houses a bed and is decorated along the lines of a kindergarten motif. In the rear section sits a refrigerator sized machine that'll scan your Astral mind once you walk near it. It'll then generate a girl for you within 1-3 minutes. She'll be a close approximation of whatever is the female beauty archetype you consider the most ideal in that moment. If you're already lying down on the bed, she'll make her way to the front section and climb on top of you once she materializes from the machine. She'll then proceed to look up at you and smile. She'll be ready to have sex with you right then and there if you so desire.This facility is situated many levels beneath an 80s/90s styled megamall. There are 3 adjacent elevator shafts that connect to the facility. The elevator doors sit at the southeast corner of the mall near one of the main south entrances. The walls are all white while the flooring is white linoleum.
>>28410939Sex dreams ain't that great. In fact they are probably the most boring outcome you can have from a great lucid dream. You can experience something much more mystical and mysterious inside the dream realm than something as simple as sex.
>>28411218Ok so many things you said here are exactly what I've experienced in my dreams years ago. This is creepy.>Megamall>underground facility>instead of elevator I had an escalator that went deep undergroundHave you been inside military compounds in dreams trying to get their secrets? The personnel there usually have a real hard time detecting you.
>>28411218Is this really easier than talking to a human woman at a bar?
>>28411274>Have you been inside military compounds in dreams trying to get their secrets?I haven't. The dream police installed a lucid dream blocking implant in my Astral body many years ago. I've only been to that facility once. If I'm not mistaken, it was towards the end of last year. I ended up there by pure happenstance. I take it you're an avid lucid dreamer who investigates military bases?
>>28411292Depends. He said it was like resident evil, so maybe Mila Jovovic is down there. She doesn'tt hang out in my local bar. Besides, all the bars are closed where I live because of the coof.
>>28411292I wouldn't really know as I've never tried that. However, if I had to guess, it is. By many orders of magnitude. The only challenging part might be tracking down that machine.
>>28411218I've been to what might be a mirror version of this place.https://voca.ro/1cMouDupJtLk
>>28410939Was it about meatballs and red drink?
>>28411332I was but I haven't been able to have dreams fully lucid for years now. It appears I'm only half lucid in them and mostly forget what happens. When I used to lucid dream I would literally be inside the dream in a physical sense. I could smell, taste and feel things occasionally. Now the dreams I have are just symbolic or boring things that have happened during the day. I had an incident inside the dream realm after which I was never able to fully make the return.
>>28411390>I had an incident inside the dream realm after which I was never able to fully make the returnIt sounds like you had a run in with the dream police. You likely harbor a lucidity blocking implant now. Quite a few people here actually have them. They've been ramping up their efforts quite a bit in recent years.
>>28410939I had a really unusual dream last night. For once it wasn't about cunnilingus on a disabled toddler.
>>28411381nah, just a boring domestic argument. I nearly always get into a ruck whenever I go shopping with a woman. Especially in IKEA.
>>28411452You sound kinda insane, ngl
>>28410939Good thread, OP. Dream means you're a faggot.
Don’t have sex dreams either, but I also don’t have interest in sex, food, or really anything much to be honest.
>>28410939> I had a dream about Scarlett Johansson the other night and we ended up having an argument in IKEA.In this episode OP laments on the time he went to IKEA with his ex-wife and got into an argument.
>>28411218Total Chad DM comes through with the dank AP doorway.
>>28410939Watch Ghost World
>>28410939Have you tried sleeping on your stomach?
Like this one time, I was 'dreaming' while I was in jail I think, in summer of 2016, and there was this girl with a guy that had his dick stuck in her vagina, and it sort of had her stomach have like this big-dick-bulge because of it, and there was some other woman around saying that is a size twentyone penis...
>>28410939better yet, why does your subconscious cock-block you when you're about to fuck in a dream? the most action i can usually get in a dream is a blowjob and i never even get to bust a nut hardly. also, as soon as i start making out with a naked chick, i wake up or coincidentally my alarm goes off a lot too or some faggot is calling me on the phone, like WTF?
>>28410939bumping this hilarious thread
>>28410939I had only one wet dream in my life so far. I have touched boobs and butts in my dream but they don't necessarily feel anything. The dream ends soon after and I know beforehand it'll end and therefore I try my best to grab them. The girls in my dreams seem to be a little shy tho, they tend to try to avoid me being able to grab them although mostly futile efforts in the extremely low capacity imaginable.
>>28410939I feel youOnce I dreamt that the character of the thing I was reading was my bf and he was waiting for me outside of my workplace, I was in denial, thinking that maybe he confused me for another person when he asked me to be her gf and I was afraid to go out, maybe he will see me and cut me off, I was afraid of being rejectedI woke up and I was telling to myself why I didn't notice it was a dream to take advantage lol, I tried to sleep again but never had that dream
I have what I consider a healthy romantic and sex life and never have sexual dreams but I'm a lesbian so idk might be different
>>28416113samefag but forgot to mention that weirdly enough, about every six months or so I'll have a dream where I end up orgasming irl but nothing in the dream is sexual or about inducing said orgasm. shit is weird
>>28410939Your dreams are partly a projection of your subconscious mind. This means that even subconsciously you do not believe in having sex with the woman of your dreams. Pretty sad Anon, you should be ashamed of yourself.I tried to kiss my ex-girlfriend (From 6 years ago) in my dream for about half a day yesterday, but ended up sucking up to her new boyfriend.
>>28411332>>28411390>>28411452Can I get a QRD on dream police? Never heard of them before, but I believe I have encountered them.
>>28416217They try to stop me from waking up sometimes, or used to when I used to actually dream and remember them.
>>28416180>>28416180This has the ring of truth. She probably is out of my league. And I doubt she'd be happy with IKEA furniture.
>>28410939I havent had a sex dream in a long time but I f on the reg
>>28411179 you don’t have to lie on the internet you know. If any of that were true, you wouldn’t be on /x/ acting like a cumbrain wanting to have sex dreams
>>28410939I was just thinking about this the other day. I never dream about sex. I think it's because I'm so bad at it I don't even know how to dream about it. It would just be me instantly cumming. I can't even have a fantasy.
>>28410976I think she looks real purdy in OP pic, actually.
>>28417081don't remember asking mate
>>28417147That's ok, I know you're a shy little cunt, squire.
My last sex dream was a nightmare I was in highschool or something and was going to have sex somewhere but when we got naked she turned out to be like a skinwalker or something and everyone jumped out and laughed/mocked me I woke up feeling really sad
i miss the wet dreams of puberty
You should try NoFap. I never even had a sex dream until I was 23 and it's almost certainly because I stopped masturbating.
>>28416217They go around removing people's ability to lucid dream. A lot of people here have lost their lucidity ability due to them. There were 2 or 3 threads.
>>28417285How could you miss waking up with cold cum all over you? That's gross. I hate it.
>>28417447Depends whose come itis I suppose.
>>28410939jew mommy gib
I love this thread
>>28417435dream police? wtf what do they do? why don't they allow people to have erotic dreams?
I'm a lucid dreamer, so I bang all the hot chicks.
I stopped having sex dreams after I pointed out to "myself" that unconsciousness is a reduced-capacity state in which consent can't be negotiated. Just as I have never and would not fuck someone else while they're unconscious, I want the same respect, and to not be fucked while I'm unconscious. Voila! No more sex dreams.
>>28411390try lucid daydreaming
>>28418388I never delved into any of the threads. I just checked. The largest ones were removed from 4plebs. Whatever's left oughta give you an idea of how and why they operate.https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/15535333/#q15535333>I am sincerely interested in lucid dreaminghttps://archive.4plebs.org/x/search/text/%22dream%20police%22/page/3/
>>28418579That's a very unique fetish you've got going on there, anon
The last lucid dream I had consisted of two snakes biting my feet, I don't remember many details, what interpretation do you have of my dream?
>>28419503it means you want to take cock but you're uncertain.
>>28410939I keep having these fantastic dreams about Eric Andre, who screams at me in protest when I think his jokes are funny.
>>28417290Im on day 28 of nofap and I had 3 dreams during this month in which I actually coomed to porn, shit was demoralizing. I dont want sexual dreams, theyre surely going to go away months into abstinence.
>>28410995maybe you just have low libido or low test?
>>28410939>I want to see her titsClearly what you actually want is a proper relationship.
OP, would you describe yourself as deeply cynical? Because I'm a horny fuck, I've had a handful of what I would consider serious partners, had sex hundreds of times, all that good shit, but I'm such a cynical cunt that my subconscious cockblocks me too. At least, that's my theory, though I will say I don't know that my dreaming self is ever totally unaware that I'm dreaming - what I mean by that is in the same way I know if a dream gets too fucked up, I can consciously think "nah fuck this" and wake up, I can also tell when I'm about to nut and go "nopenopenope" and stop myself from blasting in my underwear, which is gross and not fun. I imagine some combination of both those things is true of you.
>>28422400If low test is correlated with low libido, why are faggots and buzzfeed employees perverted horny fucks?
I just want to thank OP for making me laugh.
>>28411218Ok I have seen places like this in my dreams. Large elevator shaft down into an underground complex. When you exit the elevator there are two large hallways on each side behind the elevator. It was pitch black down there when I visited. I had a team with me, and we swept down each hallway with flashlights and guns, and came to a large room with a scientist in it. There were other sub rooms as well that I don't fully remember.What is this place?
>>28425213>What is this place?I don't quite know. However, you're completely right in that the corridors are pitch black. They're made outta some kinda ancient brick that's dark emerald green in color. The entire complex is very likely ancient. It's basically like something you'd see in a fantasy themed piece of fiction. It's like a cross between a dungeon and a labyrinth. Chances are, it was discovered and thus commandeered by a much younger civilization. Kinda like the network of high speed vacuum tube railways that span the entire Inner Earth. I met one other gentleman here who's also been there. It's undoubtedly a real objective location within the Astral Plane.
To be clear, I still have dreams that reference sex, I'm just spared being part of the action since I pointed out the consent issue.
>>28425166>gays are low testare you fucking retarded anon
When I was about 13 I started having dreams where I fly around visiting random houses looking for big titty women to have sex with. The dreams always started with someone chasing me, trying to stab me; I would start flying to escape.
>>28423570Who are you, my mum?
>>28425817>trying to stab me;this seems significant. are you sure you're being entirely honest with yourself regarding your sexual desires?
>>28411614The ascetic life.Travel in peace brother.
>>28410939You need to have a dream girlfriend.
>>28410939Learn to lucid dream. You can quite literally do anything in your dreams. I do this. Yes, it can be weird, yes it's glitchy sometimes. But at the end of the day the mind is power and you can quite literally recreate experiences you've had to great detail, sometimes better in some ways. I don't get why more people don't do this.
>>28410939Do you masturbate? Sex dreams occur because of a buildup of semen, and your body needs to release it somehow. Regular masturbation (once weekly at least, in my experience) is the key to preventing sex dreams.I learned this when I was determined to stop having sex dreams, both because I was pissed off at having to clean my cummed underwear/sheets, but also because for some reason I kept dreaming about fucking my sister, and I wanted that to stop happening.
>>28427689did you start fucking her irl? is she hot?
>>28410939Most overrated looks in history.
>>28410939It means that you will never have sex.
>>28411025This is your brain on Nofap
>>28428400Nah, Angelina Jolie
Whenever my dreams drift off toward sex, I usually notice the lack of wetness and warmth, realize it is a dream, and then wake up. If the dream had actual tactile sensations in it, it means that someone was raping me in the night with my brain turned off.
>>28429562>tfw you wake up cause you realize the inside of a woman's mouth doesn't feel exactly like your drool soaked pillowcase
>>28429525looks like her dad. I guarantee every guy she's been with thought that at some point while they were banging her.
>>28429525You don't want a piece of this?You're crazy
>>28431210>drops toppings all over the floorfucking sloppy bitch.
>>28431210amoraunth's impersonation of jolie is unironically hotter than the real thing https://youtu.be/07iSFpW42cw
>>28410967>You probably don't have enough aggressionNTA - have had similar dreams but with women I know personally. Recent one was in a supermarket I was helping a relative shop and avoid the "dangers" of the market. Then I saw a woman I knew and left my relative behind. In hopes of some pussy I followed and helped that woman throughout her journey and it went nowhere. I interpreted it as cautionary tale not to abandon family for some pussy. Mostly because my younger brother is doing just that. However, your interpretation is something that I will be dwelling upon now. I am not aggressive as I was when I was a teen due to the realization I enjoy inflicting physical pain in humans as showcased from my time playing American football. Ever since then I've been a little lamb of a bitch. I am stuck between my "base nature" of aggression and dominance and pacifism as not to stir shit up. Honestly what I am scared me and I've been trying my hardest not to be that aggressive ape inside of me.
Do nofap for 6 hours and the wet dreams will surely return
>>28432730Holy shit that was boring.
>>28432776To you mostly likely because it doesn't involve or interest you. Regardless typing this shit out on /x/ helps me immensely by being able to re-read it and continue my spiritual journey through self-reflection and occasionally getting some sage advice from fellow /x/tards.Do you have any dreams that have bothered you? I'm here to help with my basic interpretation, fren.
>>28418470What a faggot
>>28432818I had a dream about Mike Stoklasa and I was trying to explain to him how Hawk the Slayer was actually a seminal film and he should never feature it on his show. What do you think that means?
>>28432923I wasn't familiar with Mike Stoklasa or Hawk the Slayer until now. I can't really delve into a interpretation without bullshitting you so I won't. However, I am adding Hawk the Slayer to the list of movies I'm going to watch. The short description on Google was enough to buy my interest. Sorry I couldn't really help you.
>>28432818>continue my spiritual journey through self-reflectionbased anon taking action solely for himself and no one else
>>28427689That is bullshit because I jack it everyday and still get sex dreams semi-occasionally. Sometimes I jack it multiple times in one day, and I would say my sex dreams are not infrequent.
>>28432923Depends, in your dream are you in the persona of a GayJay, a Rich Evans, an AIDS Moby, or a Homeless Josh?
>>28433417nah, just me.
>>28410976That's what you look like when you get work done.
>>28431210You found a picture where she doesn't look like herself, and I still wouldn't, not my type at all. This anon >>28432621 is absolutely right.
>>28433095Bernard Bresslaw and Jack Palance give stand-out performances.
>>28411238This is the most based thing said in this thread. Anyone saying missing out on dream sex is a loss is a spiritual cockroach.
>>28431210Nice floor, Angie. Try not to glow on the mint chip.
>>28410939you jerk off too much. do nofapas long as you can and it'll happen eventually. i had a wet dream 59 days after i started. it was my first one in a decade.
>>28410939Is it weird that I have sex dreams, only they're full of fear? I'm either cheating on my non existent spouse, or I'm constantly worried about getting pregnant? Never pleasurable.
I had a dream I slept w/ Michelle Fairley once, Ned Starks Wife in GoT.when I was 26, I banged the mess out of a 48yr old woman at festival, it's the only correlation I think of as too why my subconscious would dream of an older woman.making an older woman moan would be as enjoyable as making a lesbian moan; just self bragging rights I suppose.they say you are unable to create "new faces" in your dreams, so maybe that's why you banged Scarlett Johansson
>>28437329>they say you are unable to create "new faces" in your dreamsthat certainly seems true for me. Everyone in my dreams are either people I haven't seen in years or actors or whatnot. Usually just to fill in a crowd our a role. One of the people I played cards with in a dream last night was the guy who played animal vegetable mineral man in Doom Patroll. No reason, guys my subconscious just needed a body and there he was. Brains are weird.And I didn't bang her. That's the point. I wouldn't have minfed but my brain's to boring to undress her even.
>>28418388They are basically glowniggers that invade your dreams to keep you from enlightenment.
>>28428373She's hot irl but we don't fugg obviously. I don't know why my subconscious did that to me, so I’m unironically afraid about what that means about me. Haven't had a sex dream about her in well over a year thankfully.
>>28410939Just learn how to lucid dream
>>28433348Just my experience. I know sex dreams do usually occur cause of semen buildup, but (((science))) says that so Idk maybe it is horseshit. But yeah making sure I jack it at least once a week has seemed to prevent my weird dreams. Haven't had a sex dream in over a year.Maybe it has something to do with my depression? Idk again
I had a dream I sucked some pajeet dude off. It was gross cuz I am not attracted to that kind of man at all.Another I was getting fucked in the ass and a mark seared into my skin. Like I was branded.I've had several straight sex dreams it's just these gay ones scared me a bit
One time I had a dream about my friend from middle school who moved away and we lost touch quite a bit due to my autism. In the dream though, it was him but he was a her and we fucked. Anyway, I don't know what that means cause I think I'm straight? Shit was hot tho, s/he was thicc
>>28410967>Just get aggressive and rape chicks
>>28438863Just accept who you are dude. Being bi isn't even a stigma these days.
>>28438458they actually steal your adenochrome while you sleep. this is what keeps you from scoring in dreams
Can anyone confirm that you can meet real people while you're dreaming? I have had experiences where I meet people I know while dreaming and I had the impression that they were real, but they weren't lucid and I was. In the sense that they thought I was just a figment of their dream but I was actually conscious
>>28411452Wasn't the dream police. They are pussies. This was something hard to describe, hence the cryptic nature of my post. Basically there was this witch I was hunting in my dreams for a year and I found her finally. She had laid a trap of some sort and I was engulfed with some sentient dark force which was seemingly infinite. It said I had made a mistake directly into my mind and proceeded to suffocate me and drain me of my powers. This was in my own dream realm too where I usually just BTFO anything hostile.
>>28439094Nope, I score weekly in my dreams but it seems I'm not even me when I'm in my dreams nowadays. Dream recollection is hazy and I don't have that much control anymore. It's like I'm in a movie, where someone just wrote the script and it plays out whether I'm lucid or not. It really sucks and I don't know what to do.
>>28439529Are you a natural lucid dreamer?
It's there any way I can reliably dream pic related sucking me off?
>>28440664You have bad tastes
>>28440737I'd like to give her a bad taste, if you know what I mean.
>>28440664Tread carefully. She's a suspected MtF.
>>28410939i fucked a shapeshifter who turned into my mom in my dream and gave me a footjob one time
>>28440664If you ever wake up in the middle of the night, go back to sleep quickly and focus on two things: your "spawn point" for your dream, and you intent to have Emily Blunt suck you off. Prefer to pick a "spawn point" that you can picture with ease, might be your own home. Then you navigate around the dream enviromnent seeking for Emily, knowing that you'll she'll suck you off. Eventually you'll come across her and things will go as you wish.
>>28440759Like I give a fuck. I could suck her off too.
>>28440848She's likely the post op kind though. As that's the case with crypto MtF celebrities in general.
>>28440887I dint want to marry her, I just want her to nosh me off. in a dream, at that. And it's my dream so she can have a cock if I want. Furthermore, you watch too many videos on YouTube made by idiots and trolls.
>>28440769is your mom hot?
>>28441944Well it was a dream not a nightmare
>>28438955>>28442574They don't resist THAT much.
>>28443587the fact that is your dream and they resist at all is a bit dicey.
>>28440788What if I think about her and have a little wank while I fall asleep? Will that help?
Has anybody encountered this issue before where all the cards you draw are opposite meaning of what is true? I just drew like 8 cards for different questions I knew the answers to and all the cards answers were opposite, in a sense they were accurate if you flipped the answer.So all the questions where I knew the answer was no had yes cards and vice versa.
>>28439732Yeah ever since I was a kid. Kinda just lost the skill a few years ago though.
>>28445345you got nicked by the dream police m8
>>28444637I don't think so. I've never experimented with that, so I can't tell for sure, but it looks very counterproductive
>>28425577some are, some are not. the fact you are calling him retarded for not agreeing with your blanket statement, is in itself retarded.
>>28445425Do you know why they remove people's lucidity ability and if it's possible to get it back?
>>28446023>why they remove people's lucidity abilitywhy do cops do anything they do? you probably gave them lip or looked a bit dark-skinned.
>>28446023>if it's possible to get it back?probably not. you've got a record now. step out of line and they'll be down on you like a tonne of bricks.
>>28421960Are you ten years old or something?
>>28410974yeah, maybe. One night i had a dream where I was with Bjork inside a black room and I ended up beheading her and fucking her skull. That's fucking manhood
>>28410939Me neither. Finally had one a night ago, and penetration felt weak and gay. It was like an airy, moist warmness..not enough for my dick to give a fuck. :( What the fuck, brain.
>>28417285You can still get them if you quit fappingt. did nofap for 3 weeks and got wet dreams constantly
>>28410939Probably because you believe that it would be immoral to have sex with her without her consent. >>28410967>>28410974> Scarlett JohanssonUnlikely.> Why do I never have sex dreams?Because you are a good person I think. Have a blessed evening.
>>28410939You are in conflict with your inner feminine. This is starting to spill into your everyday average life. All women in your dreams just represent aspects of yourself. The conflict probably lies in that you want something from REAL, physical women (sex probably) and you're neglecting your own development. IKEA represents banality, the everyday life that's starting to see effects from this conflict. You may be too horny IRL. I recommend two weeks no-fap, just to clear your head. Stop talking to women IRL, and instead do something to nurture yourself.
it could be worse anon, I only ever have sex dreams. I don't even fucking coom and when I was younger and did coom it didn't stop them. I just want to fly bros.
I have maybe 1 sex dream per year. I had a gf once in my senior year of high school, 11 years ago but we never banged so I'm a 28 yo downer for all intents and purposes. When I have a sex dream, I literally just wake up from anxiety because I'm so bothered by something I'm so unaccustomed to. I don't even wake up gormy, rather ashamed.
>>28448665>I just want to fly brosmaybe you could do both, like in that Douglas Adams book.
>>28440759suspected by whom? I think you're just pulling things out of your arse m8
>>28447883>Stop talking to women IRLthe coof pretty much took care of that for me.
>>28410939I want the story.
>>28410939I can relate, I hardly get any sex dreams, and when I do, the people in them seem reluctant, they want to do it, but they also don't. I don't know if this could be because my subconscious wasn't planning on giving me a sex dream, but i forced myself on the characters, so they still want to finish their task, and then fuck? Or maybe my subconscious is calling me a horny fuck who's tired of not having sex thanks to covid. weird shit.
>>28458375>who's tired of not having sex thanks to covidprobably the worst effect of the pandemic, ngl
>>28410939All her movies are basically longform relationship arguments, not surprising
>>28458661who are you quoting? that sounds like something an old man would say...