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Post the weirdest greentexts and overall mysteries that were on 4chan.
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>>28395003
read at your own discretion
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>>28395003
>be me
>wake up to sound of neighbors walking around upstairs
>start to go back to sleep
>wake up fully remembering i dont live in apartment anymore
>only "upstairs" is attic
>wake up wife
>tell her to grab the baby and go to neighbors house across the street
>she dresses hastily
>grabs baby
>thank fuck baby still sleeping
>she runs out door and goes across street
>door opens
>white woman answers
>but neighbors are black
>hear footsteps again
>open gun safe
>grab glock
>pull down attic stairs door
>point glock up into attic
>unfold ladder and climb up shaking
>turn on attic light
>nobody there
>see picture in frame on floor
>shine flashlight at picture
>old picture of my older sister
>from the time we went to the pool
>remember like its yesterday
>couldnt believe mom had stooped so low
>called the doctor to find out about an underwater weighing test
>more accurate than just standing on a scale
>didnt take a shower bc i would have been wet from the pool
>sister did too
>sister put her hair into a ponytail before going into pool
>sister wore pants and bra so she enjoyed minutes of going into water
>i did not
>just then broke from my memory
>hear footsteps downstairs now
>run back down ladder
>see person run out back door
>point beretta at them but no clear shot
>hear car motor start up
>its my car!
>run out back door, pointing beretta in front of me whole time
>turn corner, glock pointed at my own car
>nobody there
>car not even running
>only thing i see is man door hand hook car door
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>>28395701

Holy shit what a throwback
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anyone got screencaps of anon unlocking memories of shapeshiters trough therapy?
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>>28395701
Then who was hook?
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>>28397058
Ever a follow up to this?
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Does anyone happen to have a post talking about something along the lines of "can you feel it? can you feel that there is an extremely malicious entity present on the earth that wants absolutely nothing but the worst for us?" The post ended in 666 (go figure) and the image along with it was a black and white drawing of a warped face. The post was short. Contributing a greentext that still to this day has me wtfing because that is legit what pec tears look like and the whole thing is too spooky.
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Not sure if any of you were in the last thread, but I'm the anon with the tunnels under the town.
I spoke with my friend today and we're going to take a look one day this week. I also found out why the caretaker was going inside and found out we might not be able to go inside after all (but we're still going to have a check). If we can get in it'll probably be the last time anyone will go in because it's all being sealed up (which is why the caretaker had gone inside in the first place) so we'll just have to wait and see. I know some parts have already been sealed off inside of the tunnels and that means I'm not sure how much is left to explore.
A bit bummed, but I thought I would post anyway because I know some anons were interested in it.
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Does anyone have stories from Mexico? I will go there this summer, and I always thought that those beaners have some stories in their cities.
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>>28398746
If I were you, I'd be more afraid of the mundane there than of the paranormal.
Keep an eye out for the chupacabras though
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>>28397487
You have to get in there then, it's the last chance anyone may have.
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>>28398170
too funny to be scary
>>28397733
one of my all time top greentexts
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>>28399555
my bad anon, I posted the wrong one, here you go
also checked
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>>28397487
Richmond, VA?
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>>28397750
good story
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>>28395701
lmao
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>>28397017
cabin anon? that one is actually terrifying
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Anyone have the one with the anon with mason friend that had been to Antarctica?
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>>28399600
I call bullshit on this. Sorry, but it just seems too out there
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>>28395003
OK so I saw a greentext ages ago about a guy who, like, had an encounter with a chicken monster? I think it was in california or mexico or something? Anyone have that one?
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>>28400554
This is the only one I've got that mentions any chickens
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>>28395701
I love you
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does ANYONE remember or archived the thread about the lost cosmonauts footage about a year ago?

it was a thread full of webms with footage of earth REALLY far away in space, and the planets looked HUGE on sight, every webm the earth would be smaller and further away
the webms gave a really creepy vibe of being lost with no way back to earth
does anyone remember this? i dont give a fuck if it was cgi that shit stuck in my mind until this day
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>>28395003
Wake up. Hear someone in my kitchen. Some woman sweeping the floor
>"WTF!?"
She looks at me terrified. Runs out of the house.
I wake up.
It was a dream.
>I think haunted my own house
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>>28401562
Is this one of them? Or something similar?
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>>28401663
I'm sure these are fake but I don't know if the source was ever identified
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>>28401677
Last one I can find
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>>28395141
Lmao
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>>28397058
>spry
Stopped reading there. Obvious bullshit
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>>28402156
Another one of my all-time favorites. I can also tell whoever wrote it was a big fan of John Dies at The End, the writing style and humor is a big tell but the giveaway is the usage of the phrase "furry blimp" which is a direct line from the book used to describe Molly. Based.
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>>28400967
That's not it but thank you. He was like a security guard or something, fuck. Now I'm not sure it even existed.
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>>28401760
What does this do?
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>>28398043
full cap of all threads
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>>28403563
wrong image
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>>28401663
thats not the one

those videos are from the usb some guy found in a parking lot full of pics of spa
ce

what im talking about are some very crisp clear videos that are very very shaky,
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>>28403568
>.jpg
Nice compression.
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>>28396894
toasting in epic bread
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>>28395141
i needed that. thank u
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>>28401768
>no state mentioned
I'm thinking this is fiction.
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>>28402557
kino
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>>28395701
Bravo man, you deserve a fucking medal lol
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>>28402222
everything on this entire sub board is bullshit, you retarded nigger. The difference is some of the bullshit, like this bullshit, is well written.
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>>28399534
Here's hoping. I know there might be other entrances but I have no idea where they'll be. I only know of one for certain that I mentioned in the other thread, but that was built over about 15-20 years ago.

>>28399665
Bongistani m8.
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>>28395003
anyone have any actual new greentexts and not the same ones that get posted in every single thread?
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>>28397487
Good luck anon.
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>>28397058
Regardless of whether or not this is real or fake, whoever wrote this is a damn good writer. Shoulder either make a novella or short stories seriously. I was super engaged in this one right until the end.
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>>28395701
That threw me back to 2016 lol.
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>be me
>post on x
>hear knock on door
>faggot
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>>28395141
>does anyone have mods phone number?
That one cracks me up
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>>28403164
https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/making-sense-chaos/201408/monsters-in-the-mirror-no-really-literal-monsters

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/16571536/
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>>28404131
nah Dudleytown, Connecticut is very much a real town that exists here and there are many stories about ghosts/demons/curses/witches. Not much to see but some old stone foundations out in the woods though, shit's on private land now and the only way to access it is through a dead end residential street (unless you feel like hiking forever). Locals don't take kindly to people showing up and poking about because some shitheads decided to ruin it for everyone and be fuckhead vandals so you're likely to get the cops called on you if you just show up hotboxing in some shitbox. P sure you can find the owners and request access though, I think it's some kinda irrevocable trust that owns it now?

-CT anon
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>>28405303
also the Dudley's are an old CT family, their blood's been here since at least 1636 when they were one of the first families to settle in Guilford. Look up the Guilford Covenant if you want proof, we've got a big old granite monument with the whole thing and the main signatories etched into it sat outside the Whitfield house (oldest extant stone house in America outside of St. Augustine). Shit's p rad, there's a weird stone Ankh set into the earth about ten feet away too, right down the road from an old Masonic lodge (was the first Catholic church in town, bought by Masons, now a duplex).
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>>28405345
to be clear, I'm not suggesting a link between these three things (it's just downtown, shit's bound to be close to each other), I just love this town and all it's rad little shit. We also have a cellar where the regicides hid before being caught in New Haven. Shit's cool
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>>28404749
newfag detected
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>>28401562
>>28403600
COME ON GUYSS WHERE IS THE FUCKING THREAD WITH THE FOOTAGE OF THE POV OF EARTH FROM ALL THE PLANETS
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>>28405345
1639*
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>>28397017
They were shapeshifters? I don’t think cabin anon ever definitively figured out what they were
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>>28405373
>newfag detected
Who is the real newfag here.
You can be thrown back even to 2018, It does not mean that it was a long time ago, it means that it feels like the post belongs to that timelock you cute little degenerate.
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>>28405385
Test, I can scour the archives when I get home if you have any info on the thread. Was the OP a webm? Any key words you remember?
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>>28405629
i have some words i remember
>holy shit that fucking scared me
>moon
>zooming in
>cgi
there were only webms and the op was a webm too i think, op would not speak and only posted the videos
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>>28405692
That's enough info to get me started. Unfortunately I'm at work in the middle of bumfuck nowhere phone posting (hence the test, I didn't think this would post) but when I get home I'll search with unprecedented autism
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>>28405716
thank you dude, i assure you these webms are really fucking scary dude, on my first mushroom trip i felt like i was really far on outer space and i remembered these webms and it was the same feeling
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>>28405741
I'm excited to try to find them. If you can think of any search parameters that might help (estimated time of year it was posted, color/image of OP thumbnail, shit like that) then it will help but otherwise I got nothing to do tonight so I can put a few hours into looking
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>>28397481
I'm interested in this. Sounds scary.
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>>28405992
i remember it was a year ago, so you should be able to have a reference for a time window there

i found this anon on another thread who describes the same i saw
>>28382585
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>>28397017
This one?
1/4
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2/4
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3/4
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4/4
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>>28406055
I may have found them

https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/25422221/#25422221

Will keep searching if not it
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>>28407453
And here's a set of 2 that was posted in reply to that OP, although the filename naming scheme is close (the original batch being 77-1.webm, 77-2, 77-3, and these two being 82.webm and 82-1
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>>28407472
https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/25418681/#25418834
This is the first post I can find with those webms, but desu I'm not gonna bother cross referencing all of the archives to find out if it was posted anywhere else first
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>>28407440
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>>28407472
ayyy lmao
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>>28407472
astronauts post here?
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>>28407429
>>28407440
>>28407453
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>>28407487
Not the original guy but I'm the anon from the other thread (>>28382585) and these are definitely it
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>>28407429
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>>28407472
bros...
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>>28401760
Literally wut
What’s supposed to happen?
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i always liked this one
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has anyone else actually seen santa before? one time when i was really little like 6 or so maybe 4, i had seen him in my house.
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>>28408060
that was your dad in a santa outfit to fuck your mom in
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>>28408074
it was dead of night
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>>28395141
The (You) economy was so much better back then. Hard to get them nowadays.
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>>28408060
did mom have a lot of special friends growing up? Do you have any uncles you seen a little while then never seen again?
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>>28408127
comedian
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>>28397133
No John, the hook is you.
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>>28407429
>>28407440
>>28407453
>>28407463
>>28407472
I think it would be possible to debunk/sauce these if anyone gives a fuck.

My methodology would be to use a stabilizer to get a clearer look at the footage (though you could skip this step entirely if you just looked at the frames individually), and figure out if we could plot moon/earth's location based on some trigonometry and the sun and shadows. You might even be able to get a rough trajectory this way. Then you could easily figure out if the physics are too wonky to be anything but a fake or, if it's real, narrow down launch dates (again based on sun/moon/earth locations) and figure out where it came from.
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>>28409305
Eh fuck it I'll go frame by frame on that first video, come up with a rough visual of the earth, figure out where the camera is pointing, and see if that hurricane is on record
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>>28409408
Do it, post results
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>>28409526
Just finished, gonna compare it to a map. Unless any anons instantly recognize this spot before I can find it (american education pls forgive)
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>>28404644
Well that’s a good one. But surely one of you artists saved the video right?
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>>28409550
Looks like Japan and the Korean peninsula
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>>28409717
I'm having a hard time matching up some of the specific shores and bodies of land/water, could you post an example if you see any specific landmarks?
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>>28409717
>>28409785
Nvm I see it the rat shaped lake in the 5th frame is the Yellow Sea
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>>28409102
And then John has a penis.
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>>28409550
Posting so I can refer to this later and think it out, and any anons can hop in if they want to help.

That looks like a counterclockwise typhoon going over the Iwate area of Japan. So start with official known successful manned missions and see if they coincide with typhoons over Iwate. If those don't match up, unsuccessful manned missions, and if those don't match up "unmanned" missions.
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>>28410400
Starting with popular moon landing years:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1968_Pacific_typhoon_season
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1969_Pacific_typhoon_season
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1970_Pacific_typhoon_season
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>>28410441
Gonna stop posting now unless I find something significant or anyone replies, but the final clue I know is going to relate to the moon. Whenever the moon is in this phase and there's a typhoon in that area and people are in space is when this video takes place. If nothing matches up it's debunked
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>>28405741
Can you get them in any other format other than webm?
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>>28410580
I think the phase of the moon may be inconsequential if this is taken outside of earth.
Wouldn’t the way the sun hits it change based on where you are relative to space?
So as to say, wouldn’t being closer to the sun or farther away effect the shadow on the moon?
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>>28395701
fucking kek
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>>28410851
No, your perspective wouldn't change where light and shadows would show on the moon if you were on a direct path to or from earth. Maybe if you orbit the moon, but I'm betting that's not the case based on the theme of the clips.

Honestly the fact that that part of the earth was identifiable and I can't seem to find a picture online it may have been ripped from makes me believe the legitimacy, so I'm going all out on finding out where this footage came from. Buildin' excel spreadsheets n sheeit
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>>28395701
>pony tail sister
Only old fags get this
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>>28408100
Humor was a valid path, now you strictly have to be /pol/.
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>>28410887
I thought an anon earlier said it was taken further out, not on a moon mission but on the way to the outer planets Mars?
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>>28396894
>>28397133
>>28400205
>>28401511
>>28403690
>>28404286
>>28404749
>>28410879
Thank you, everypony. I feel validated.
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>>28410956
Nah I'm a newfag. Only been here since 2007.
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>>28410983
Got any sauce on that claim friend? I don't think I've seen that post.
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>>28411015
This post
>>28401562
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>>28395003
>Jews control the media Hollywood and the banks.
Super spooky
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>>28409408
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>>28410400
>I think it would be possible to debunk/sauce these if anyone gives a fuck.
>Eh fuck it I'll go frame by frame on that first video
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>>28403568
Do you have this image without the crust?
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>>28411181
I don't know if that anon ever came back to confirm the footage I found was the right one anyway. I'm looking through all of the other instances of this webm being posted (particularly notable that it seems to be one person posting it a lot with the same filename and no explanation, possible fabrication?) and theories range from Russian origin, lost moon mission footage, secret moon mission, soviet moon missions, "Some black space mission in the late 1970s for lunar orbit and reconnaissance of a strange signal and potential crafts stationed around our moon.", but I can't find any that cite a source or have any relation to visiting other planets. Maybe anon was misremembering, maybe I found the wrong webms. I'm just trying to figure out where the ones I did find came from.

>>28411264
https://archive.4plebs.org/x/search/image/vplvY5H5ABCfD6dKZ7eFuw/
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>>28407429
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>>28407472
>shitty cgi covered up by lots of compression

heh seems legit xD
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>>28411305
>I don't know if that anon ever came back to confirm the footage I found was the right one anyway
He did
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>>28411535
Okay, but nothing particularly jumps out to me that this is a mission to other planets based on the footage. It might be passing by the moon, and that's the next line of searching.

Based on what I've read so far it might be Apollo 15 footage based on cross referencing A15's flight, Pacific Ocean hurricanes, and moon phases. But I've only looked into successful American manned moon missions. For now I'm assuming it's successful because we have the footage, and I'm starting with manned moon missions but yeah definitely any manned flights that came close to the moon should be considered.
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>>28395141
>2014

and then gamer gate happened and the internet died gg
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cool shit
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>>28411674
It was dead/dying long before that, bub.
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>>28407463
looks fake. Almost full moon and reflection off the ocean in the center of the Earth view. Unless flat earthers are right and the sun is in low earth orbit lmao. Uneducated guess.
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>>28412160
I agree, that one and the follow up look fake. Not sure about the first 3
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>>28408074
My dad, Your Mom,
>>28408060
This anons house
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>>28395701
Bu who was phone?
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>>28407429
HOLY MOTHER FUXKING SHIT YOU FOUND THEM ANON HOLY FUCKMMKMMMKKKKKK
THANK YOU HOLY SHITTTTTT
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HOLY FUCCKKKKK ANON FOUND THE VIDEOS
HE SAID HE WOULD AND HE FOUND THEM HOLY FUCKKKM
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>>28411535
i came back just now, and yeah, these are the videos, im shitting bricks now
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>>28411305
>>28411305
>I'm looking through all of the other instances of this webm being posted
these videos have no source, the op of the thread a year ago just dropped them without saying anything
>Maybe anon was misremembering
what do you mean
you can clearly see earth being far as fuck in some webms
in some webms its close and in others its far, i think i may have misremembered there being other planets cause of the huge moon on sight in one of the videos, but sorry this was a year ago and i never got to see these webms again until now
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>>28411807
Wish this guy posted the full size pic of whatever his friend sent him on Messenger
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>>28410956
pretty sure everyone gets it, it's been spread around the internet everywhere

t. ex redditfag who's been here since 2020
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>>28397481
the screenshot from the yt video is obviously a bear or someone in costume but does anyone have the full thread archived/screenshat?
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anyone got the og cicada 3301 threads? Also weenus penus lel
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>>28411264
>start of the fucking board “truth is out there”
>every day threads
>”why no one take supernatural seriously and why no scientists like to work on them.
Then there is one guy who come here with that cares ENOUGh to look into it hard enough to either prove or disprove it
But nooooooooo
Faggots like you HAVE to ridicule him.
To faggots like you, there is no truth. There is no explanation.
No
Faggots like you rather sit in your safety bubble
That there is “something going on” but you don’t want to find an explanation.
Well guess what faggot? When you find an answer for something paranormal, then it’s become something Normal and mundane, and that’s why you act like this.
You just want magic to always stay unsolvable and “mystical” like a fucking kid in a magic show.
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>>28397487
Sounds interesting, but I missed the last thread, did anybody screencap it?
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>>28414446
Good post.
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does anyone have the screencap of the skinwalker story with the kids that went to a family property on a native american reservation and they get terrorized over the course of three days while staying in a trailer ?
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>>28414809
What the fuck? Those cunts are insane. Who the fuck sticks used sanitary pads on walls?
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>>28415219
The Daughters of Megalia it seems.
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>>28412518
And that's fine I'm just saying there's no point in me prioritizing looking at manned missions to other planets. This looks like a trip to/past the moon.

So as I mentioned before if this is American moon landing footage it may be Apollo 15. Today my goal is to look into 1977 spaceflights based on the filename
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>>28407440
ok so the first planet here is the earth, and the second ball of light is the moon right?
how far away would you need to be to see everhthing so small?
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>>28415519
Nearly impossible to tell without knowing the kind of lens and zoom. Hell we don't even know if these were taken hours or days or weeks apart, or if it was manmade or an external camera.
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>>28414446
I could literally reply with an identical post replacing "want magic to stay unsolvable and 'mystical'" with "want magic to be solved and mundane." Of course- you wouldn't be able to "prove" or "explain" the "magical" using natural sciences intended for other things.
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>>28414618
this was posted about a week or two ago, op claimed to be from detroit or chicago visiting relatives in alabama
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>>28403568
this is nearly fucking unreadable and compressed to hell.

do png and try not to fuck the post size next time chum. you ARE using photoshop right?
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>>28414809
Korean radfems are based
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>>28406134
Rest in power George Floyd.
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>>28411264
What's your problem? You don't like people putting forth effort? Fatass.
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>>28403568
I wish I could read all of this...Not even on my phone, zomming isn't helping
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>>28407738
It deforms your face into a monster
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>>28408060
My ma used to ardently believe in santa, even after we grew up and knew there was no santa, but she unironically believed it. She just said people's perception of him is wrong or something. Anyways that's my "reasonable doubt" for santa
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>>28416009
Honestly I agree. When all of the Korean men are dead the women will have no choice but to marry white and black guys.
Right?
That’s what I think you’re implying.
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>>28408507
>raining hard
>walked in the moonlight
k
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>>28401760
Halfway through I figured this would be a method of desyncing with your reflection
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>>28414560
It wasn't worth screencapping m8, I just gave a QR to get opinions from anons. What it basically is is

>Friend works at this little old building on the edge of town
>Works there mainly by himself because different companies rent it out from time to time to do work
>One day the caretaker asked him to give him a hand in the cellar
>Friend does
>He's been in before lots of times, but he's never noticed a particular door in there before
>Asks the caretaker what it is and the caretaker tells him it's where he's going
>He just needs friend to stay at the entrance with a torch
>Friend does
>Gets a bit curious and walks in a little way shining the torch around
>It's like a passageway, but he can't see the caretaker
>Caretaker comes back and friend asks him what it actually is
>Tells him it's a sort of tunnel network that runs under the whole town
>Friend tells me about it and asks if I want to go exploring it with him one night because he has a key

Then I found out the other day caretaker had gone in because they're blocking the tunnels off inside and eventually the entrances (like working backwards). He said that workmen have been in so he isn't sure how much is left or even if the entrance is still accessible.
I told my mother about it and she mentioned her old school (that's about 2 miles away from where friend works) had one in the cellar too (or what she believed to be one), but that was demolished about 20 years ago and a car park built on top so there's no way of getting in that way.
I'm now sure that all or most of the old buildings that were built around the same sort of time (about 1880-1900) have access points in them, but most of them have been pulled down and the ones still standing are privately owned and used. So basically the only way of getting in is from where friend works.
Plan on getting some pics and things if we can get in though.
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>>28405303
Based, I’m from CT as well. You ever visit Fairfield Hills or that asylum in Norwich?
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>>28416791
Man, that´s pretty damn neat, I´d want to check it out, too. We have a city with something similar close to where I live, too, but there, the underground is in use for storage, tours, etc, so all entrances are guarded/safely closed-off.
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>>28410999
fucking twifags
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>>28416205
Neat
Dude was just vibing IDK why they all got so traumatized
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There's one that does tours in the city too, but I've never been to it. Those entrances are really really well secured.
By chance I was walking through a quiet part of the city by the river (it's a bit hard to describe but the whole city is uphill and the river is obviously at the foot of it) and it's a mishmash of abandoned buildings, really really old buildings, demolished buildings, and brand new buildings. I stopped next to a wall and could feel a cold breeze coming through it and noticed one of the bricks had been knocked out. I tried looking in, but it was far too dark. It was obviously a building or passage of some kind and not just a wall the way I thought it was. I checked just now on Google maps and it has arches built in it and, as you can see, someone has took it upon themselves to smash something of an entrance into it since I walked past.
It might be bricked back up now, but it would have been pretty cool to go inside of just to see what was there. The only downside is that this particular part is full of homeless people and junkies, so you would be almost guaranteed to run across one or both inside. Plus I'm not really sure how safe it is because it's just piles of earth on top of the "roof" part.
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>>28399294
Nigga los chupacabras are Puerto Rican. Anyone claiming to have seen a chupacabra outside of Puerto Rico is a filthy liar
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>>28397061
Never seen this one before, nice
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>>28417067
I mean I'm not one to judge. If they prefer Twilight Sparkle, that's fine. I'm more of a Fluttershy guy myself.
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>>28414618
The Anansi goatman? I.e. the progenitor of every skinwalker story on /x/?
Literally just search for it on your favorite search engine newfag
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>>28418209
...you're ok then.
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>>28395141
Fuck you kek!
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>>28411909
And now it's empty, populated only by you, me, and bots.
And I'm not sure about me.
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>>28395003
2 parter not mine just thought was interesting

>be me
>be 2012
>be at friends party
>be 10:00pm
>be least drunk person at party
Hey anon be a bro and make a beer run.
>friend gives me cash
>head to gas station
>grab a 24 pack of pbr
>grab a 24 pack of natty lite
>walking back to my truck with the pisswater acquisition
>slightly buzzed
>shouldn't be driving but know the back roads
>not worried
>about to get in my truck
HEY!
>startled by shout from woods behind gas station
>freeze
>guy comes power walking towards me from the shadows
>buzz cut
>clean shaven
>40s
>heavy set but looks tough
>wearing button up shirt and khakis
>oh fuck its a cop
>intense gaze that bores into my soul
Excuse me!
>oh fuck
Have you been drinking?
>hes now a foot away from me
>scared shitless
>about to say no
Because the cops are out tonight, man.
>o....kay
They're patrolling route 611. Just thought I'd give you a heads up.
>takes me a second to process
>still has that weird intensity in his eyes
>didnt see any cops on the way here
>611 isnt on the way to friends house
>is on my way home tho
>just tell him thanks for the info
No problem. I love my neighborhood, dude.
>wouldnt consider this county a neighborhood, but...
Always looking out for homies.
>we are both white
>he then starts this monolog
Cont 1\2
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>>28418290
>(paraphrased)
I used to be a counselor at a camp 25, 30 years ago. It was just a job, right? I was 17. I had all these kids under my care and I really let em down. So I try to look out for people now. Try to help out, you know? I don't trust the cops. I know they're doing their job but they harass more than they help. They didn't help those kids in Lancaster. I caught the old fucker with his hand down the boy's pants. And they said you know we can't do anything about it because he's real high up in the organization and he's a writer and everybody knows he's a child molester and nobody cares. And this place was supposed to be a new age spiritual development camp and they were always having the kids meditate and try to focus their minds on world peace and make things with their minds. And they were just molesting them. It was just a front for human trafficking. And then the next year they didn't come back they were just gone. And I never got a chance to make it right.
So I try now to help homies.
>he grabs his nose a couple times
>realize hes coked up
>probably hasnt slept in days
>thank him for the heads up and tell him people are waiting on me
That's what's up! Stay safe out there and stay off 611
>he turns and walks back into the woods
>go back to party
>spend night at friends house
>few days later
>hear that someone at the party drove home drunk
>took 611
>got a dui
>never saw gas station cokehead again
2\2
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>>28395701
Based, I thought it was going to end with walking the dinosaur so I was pleasantly surprised.
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>>28411674
Was murdered by UN/globalist faggots and their pawns.
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>>28408060
when i was a kid i was obsessed with santa so i used to setup cameras to catch him and my aunt once dressed up like him and went in front of the camera while it was recording lol
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>>28406988
>rosemary

Now that brings back some fucking memories
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>>28418224
what the fuck
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>>28411674
internet died in 2007

theres an infograph
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>>28414618
like a cat mimicking a human voice
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>>28395701
Fucking kek, got me so fucking good. love ya mate.
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>>28415801
Ofcourse you can!
We didn’t because “academia” don’t want to try it out, specially when it comes about psychic stuff.
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>>28403563
that shit is unreadable
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>>28400967
"chickenfucking shitweasel"
holy shit, lmao
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>>28395701
I can't believe she stooped so low...
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>>28407472
>>28407463
>>28407453
>>28407440
>>28407429

Someone make a new thread for these,

anon who was trying to find the matching spaceflight never did, and I'm super curious.

One of the videos is pretty profound as it's extremely far from Earth, and the tapes must have survived and been returned as back in those times we didn't have the bandwidth to beam that high quality video that far.

>>28401684
>>28401677
>>28401663

Also these are weird as Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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>>28395003
Does anyone have the guy who stuck his dick in a catacomb skull?
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>>28420383
This is a blue board anon.
[spoiler]https://imgur.com/a/pL6RRmd[/spoiler]
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>>28420739
it happened on this exact board tho?
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>>28418224
>AROOOOOOOOOO
kek
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>>28420886
it was on /b/ bro
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>>28395003
I worked on the set of Billie Eilish’s music video Bury A Friend shot back in November 2018. I can tell you that Billie is a verified retarded person.
>She loudly farts and burps in front of everyone and although I didn’t ask anyone I’m fairly certain she was wearing adult diapers
>her assistant led her around the set by holding her hand and when we said something to her the assistant would translate it to her with different words and by pointing at things
>Billie wanted a Capri Sun so I sat one in front of her and she stared at it for nearly an hour until I put the straw in it and then she sucked down the entire thing in one gulp
>I had to place 10 Animal Crackers on a paper towel for her and as soon as she finished eating them she would look at me like a puppy and I had to place exactly 10 more Animal Crackers on her paper towel
>she would stare at an IPad with a big smile on her face between shots and when I looked over her shoulder I saw she was watching Paw Patrol
>she definitely has Turrettes that makes her twitch and contort her face and speaks of herself in third person, ie. “Billie wants to sleep” or “Billie need drink”

The list goes on but I give you my 100% guarantee that Billie Eilish is an adult with special needs.
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>>28420739
You can still post things like that on a blue board, you just can't post obvious p*rnography or nothing.
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>>28420210
>anon who was trying to find the matching spaceflight never did, and I'm super curious.
Yeah I can make a thread. Turns out finding a list of every country's manned spaceflight by year is a challenge. Wikipedia doesn't even have full listings and entire years with basically no record.
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>>28421138
I still want to fuck her
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Bump
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>>28420210
here >>28421345
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>>28421386
I wish zoomers would get some dignity
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>>28421138
this has a similar vibe to the "electrical interfetterence" post
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>>28418685
Do share pls
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>>28409102
then who was phone?
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>>28421804
It's a meme infographic. The internet didn't die in 2007, 2007 was when it started to die. There's a big difference. It's like saying someone with a terminal illness is dead on the day they get the diagnosis. They aren't, but it is the beginning of the end.
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>>28421138
my fucking sides. i don't even care if this is true or not
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>>28407893
Any explanation for this one?
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>>28410400
Not the same guy who made that composite, but I attempted a rough composite as well. Not sure if the land is any more visible. Hopping in because I haven't seen any more activity on this topic. Gonna deep dive.
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>>28423253
Here's a thread you can post whatever you got >>28421345
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>>28395141
wot the fuck kek how did i never see this before
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>>28395701
kek fuck you but also based
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>>28395003
Someone post the fridge corpse one
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>>28402623
was it the one where the delivery driver was receiving reanimated chickens?
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>>28416257
I think that's you projecting
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>>28423745
No, that one is based tho. Rip chickens. This guy was like a security guard for an old folks home, and I think got spooked by like a chicken monster? Idk, something about how mexicans in the area had chickens in their apartments.

At this point im not entirely sure if im misremembering it and this is some weird fever dream I had.
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>>28418237
>Sympathetic to PonyFags
Die
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>>28420982
It all makes sense now
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>>28422139
>internet
Internets fine. The web is a shit show. Learn the difference faggot.
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Shizobutthurt thread?
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>>28403568
you're awfully gullible, anon
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sides
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>>28414618
think it was originally posted on /k/?
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>>28407893
Reality folding in on itself, interesting. I wonder what made it occur, surely nobody built a house around it, right? What was so special about that house? I wish I could have more
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>>28418209
based
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>>28423812
Retard, I am a ponyfag.
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>>28414562
>Skeleton-proof arm bracers
I knew there was something I was missing for my /k/ loadout
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>>28395701
I don't understand this, can you please explain what is happening?
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>28395701
>be me
I don't believe you have a you and I won't be giving you any
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>>28418899
damn, really fucking nice
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>>28416791
Oh shit I remember you. Can you make a thread separately if you do go in? I don't want to miss something if you post it.
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>>28401760
Seems like a good way to disassociate with your own reflection the way artists do with double concave lenses. Probably the best bet you have at seeing yourself the way a different person would.
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>>28404131
Why would a local paper name the state it's based out of in an article?
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The /x/ library mega had all the best green texts. It was posted in another thread. Its now asking me for a decryption key.

What do i do bros?

https://mega.nz/folder/HvZkgKKD#Ch-u4iuxCdqv8NDV6F96jwhttps://mega.nz/folder/HvZkgKKD#Ch-u4iuxCdqv8NDV6F96jw
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>>28427111
using a cardboard cutout of your face is retarded
a true mirror would be the way to go for this

https://youtu.be/ZSxCZCy5Wsk
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>>28422741
Its a copypasta so...
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>>28427372
so... what fag
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>>28406134
>I can't erode!
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>>28427241
I couldn't even download that shit. Wasn't it like 3tb?
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>>28427457
So it's not true. It's the same as the electrical interference (I don't remember the intentional misspelling) copypasta. That's all I'm saying
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>>28427526
Electrical infetterence.
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>>28397564
This is borderline illegible nonsense
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>>28427535
ty
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>>28403563
the rare deepwater jew. pretty sure there was a movie made about them, "corporate monster"
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>>28401760
>>28427111
you could just do acid and look in the mirror
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>>28406961
totally ruined by the tryhard
>so unhinged, much traumatic
greentext of the story itself.
>"b-but somebody would probably struggle to remember something like that!"
from months of boiling it down through skimming and rebuilding diary entries? you think a traumatized person edits their retelling of events that way, like a kid in a bad 80's b-movie would when retelling it in person on the spot, and that's just the natural way you'd put events in order? kinda pissed off I wasted the time reading that far for the guy writing it to just lazily shit out cliches and ruin it after the not-terrible setup
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>>28427770
>t. someone who got scared and doesn't want to believe these things exist
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>>28410980
Ahem: fuck wendigos, fuck goblins, and fuck the jannies
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>>28410933
that man's sister was the number one prostitute in the entire country. this is what you get for dishonoring her.
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>>28397058
I love this one but there is one hangup that broke immersion. The car August in me knows there is no way a car battery can vibe in the cold like that for like a month and still crank over a car.
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>>28426173
Die PonyFags
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>>28428086
not impossible anon. I left my van for 3 weeks in -30 and it managed to start. I'd imagine yukon people might also buy bigger batteries for that reason.
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>>28428086
>car august
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>>28427855
bad writing is bad writing. the good stuff is decent enough you can suspend your disbelief and only poke holes in the story after you've finished reading it, bad ones are just insulting wastes of time.
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>>28427614

Lmao yeah what the fuck? Just completely incoherent thread connecting and random highlighting
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>>28418624
OP specifically requested the weird stuff
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>>28397564
Anyone remember about how this would happen 3 days after a space station fell out off orbit? There is a Chinese rocket that has failed its launch and will crash uncontrolably into earth soon.
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>>28416205
idk why he included getting pissed on by a big mexican in this story
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>>28428827
its a copypasta, its obligatory to post it in /x/ greentext threads
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>>28429260
thats because hes a faggot, and even worse, a faggot with a piss fetish
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>>28429260
He's expressing his latent faggotry in form of a short story, don't you mind him. The part about his friends telling him what happened that night, as if they were writing a shitty flick for /x/ is imo worse than the fetish. While the story was far from immersive, that part really killed it.
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Anyone remember the loli pantsu saga? Maybe it's because I was new here but it was a lot of fun while it lasted.
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>>28426676
nerve gas
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>she
>her
I know this is /x/ but can we try to larp semi-realistically?
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a favorite of mine
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>>28404439
>sub
go back faggot, please
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>>28428086
Wrong
t. Northern Ontarian
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>>28397330
he died, so no follow up
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>>28404957
This is genuinely demonic stuff
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>>28397733
Good shit.
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>>28397487
Australian here. My town has lots of tunnels like this running under most parks and some schools. Government buildings and some older pubs also had entrances in the past, but most are blocked and forgotten now. Supposdly they were constructed to both act as shelter from air raids and fascilitate gurrila resistance in the event of a jap invasion. Most of the tunnels have been blocked unintentionally due to urban development, but there hasn't really been an effort to shut them entirely like in britanon's case.
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>>28397750
good writing
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>>28395003
This remains one of the best weird things I've ever read about, I put it into my first graphic novel. I wish I knew where it was.
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>>28402156
wholesome
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>>28431139
inb4 those thieving scpwiki hijacking trannies claim this as theirs and sell it as part of some shitty book.
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>>28409550
Looks Like Japan and Siberia
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>>28397058
>>28404730

This was written by someone who has not only never been in the woods but somehow wrote all that shit without even thinking about the woods, total nonsense.
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>>28418899
Noping the fuck out at those spiders
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>>28395701
>man door hand hook car door
kek
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>>28407893
hey look someone read Dreams in the Witch House
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>be me
>be in woods
>I got a ten minutes head start
>It's not enough
>but I don't really want to get away
>but I don't want to make it easy either
>I've been training, I can run 1.5 miles in 8:45
>nowhere near good enough though
>CLACK CLACK CLACK
>clogs
>my head start is over
>CLACK CLACK CLACK
>she's speeding up
>I trip
>I'm terrified and excited
>CLACK CLACK CLACK
>she's already caught up
>I feel the straight edge of her jaw crash into the back of my head
>Her muscular arms flip me over like a pancake
>she tears my jeans in two with her bare hands
>I'm already erect
>I've been erect for days
>she grabs me by the throat and mounts
>no build up, she instantly hits me with a terrifying rhythm
>each time she comes back down I feel my hips start to shatter
>somehow she's speeding up
>I'm in agony
>and ecstacy
>my dick can't take it
>the banjo snaps
>I can feel blisters starting to form
>blood everywhere
>she speeds up more
>I knew I'd never walk again, but I'm not even sure I'll survive now
>I'm blacking out
>but I feel the white hot lava travelling up the old volcano shaft
>my eyes roll black
>colour bleeds out the world around me
>I feel as if every ounce of fluid in my body is being shot directly into her womb
>Vision is black now
>her hand is still round my throat
>it starts to losen
>she dismounts gently
>that's when the pain started to become apparent
>my hips are dust
>I feel tired
>but happy
>I welcome death now
>I have reached the pinnacle of life
>good night
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>>28402557
>the Yaghan are all extinct
>most Native groups are on their way out genetically and already extinct culturally
my face when
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>>28418299
>(((new age))) (((spiritual development camp)))
Only surprise is that they weren't also eating the boys.
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>>28401663
Funny, I used to be obsessed with the planets but all I feel when I watch this is dread, even if it's obviously fake.
Something about the gas giants is deeply creepy. I feel more watched than anything.
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>>28432862
can you elaborate on what you mean by "obsessed with the planets?" What would you do, day to day?
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>>28432862
>>>/wsg/3919678
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>>28432938
holy shit my man calm down
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>>28406134
Where is this picture from?
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>>28427241
You pasted the link twice retard

https://mega.nz/folder/HvZkgKKD#Ch-u4iuxCdqv8NDV6F96jw
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>>28426676
A bunch of creepy pasta cliches and ancient internet tales mixed together
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>>28404644
Tarik zahzah was a 19 year old who did a hostage in a Dutch TV studio.
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>>28427357
>true mirror
the concept sounds cool, but is it that different from just seeing a video of yourself?



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