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>>27732037Sup /x. I was debating if I should post this story, but after a few weeks of nothing happening, I decided to say fuck it and post it. So first, some context. I work as a ranger in the Bargunzinsky state natural reservoir near the lake Baikal. Over the past years I've come to find out that lake Baikal is a very fucked place. So here's a few of my experiencesI'll start off with a few oddities Aside from the usual ice rings, Baikal zen, vehicles/animals/people stuck in ice, there are oddities like unknown ships appearing on foggy days. I remember spotting a few unidentified ships in my time and I've heard stories of really old looking ships appearing in the fog. Another creepy thing that happens is dead animals washing up. Now that's nothing out of the ordinary, but some of the animals wash up completely hollow. Anything from fish to birds to even seals. Speaking of washed up animals, sometimes people stumble across the corpse of a golomyanka. Pic is what the fish looks like so you can't blame people for being scared shitless when they see one.So onto the intresting greentext worthy stuff>Be me>Be around 9 or 10>Me and friends go hang out>It‘s the winter>During the winter lake baikal freezes up completely>So me and my friends are walking on the ice>We‘re hanging out and one of my friends calls us to him>He‘s crouched and is staring at the ice>He points and tells us to look>Two prints are pushing against the ice>They looked like suckers, but with fingers>They start moving so we follow Will update shortly
>>27732492Part 2>We keep following until we hear a crack>Mostly baikal is pretty safe to walk on, but it‘s better to be safe than sorry so we stop>The prints keep going >Then the ice cracks open >Two massive limbs come out of the ice >They suck onto the ice and a creature rises up from the water >This thing looked like a cross between a lobster and a mosquito >Thing only walked on two legs >It was like 3 or 4 fucking metres tall>As soon as we see it we run like hell>Slip on ice like a retard>Friends abandoned me>Thanks >Think I‘m dead >Thing just walks by and keeps going>I come back home balling my eyes out>Try to explain, but can‘t >Parents slap me and tell me to not go on a frozen lake without supervision >People commonly report seeing something similar in the north of the baikal >Dark colour, two legs, straw mouth, crustacean>I think I‘ve gotten around 7 similar reports>On watch duty, I might‘ve seen it on a few occasions >But it was always too far to really make out>First creepy thing that happened on the job>Boat goes missing >It shows up like a week later>We go to investigate >The boat is completely empty>So we dock it while the search party looks for survivors >So I'm hanging out >Guy watching over the boat calls out through the radio>"Uhhh there's is an intruder on the boat.">We go check on it>There's a dude with a hat just hanging out on the boat>Guys really weird though >It's like he isn't even fully solid>Co worker tries to get near the guy>The dude fucking splits apart into a few pieces and they all jump into the water>Big wtf moment
>>27732129who the fuck would pop an ecstacy when a monster is banging on the door?
>>27732666Part 3>In the past 20 years there have been these two strange cases>In 2001 and 2013 bodies were found washed up with very strange markings>Their blood vessels were very dark>Their eyes were grayed out>And their muscles were very tensed up>In the first case forensics came back telling us it was just drowning and exposure>Second time we struggled to even contact them>Eventually they came back with the same result>Drowning and exposure>Thing is though>These people were incredibly experienced in their field>Another thing was that the second guy was reported missing two weeks before we found him>Yet his body was in preem condition>So about two months ago we get a report of a washed up body>We came to check on him>It was an old person who hit his head somehow and drowned>His skin was pale amd his vessels stood out>I could tell he didn't die like the other two, but the look of him reminded me of them two>Just to preface he did NOT die the same way as those two, clear differences were signs of decomposition, his body being relaxed and his eyes having colour>I brought up the similarity to my co-worker>He didn't know about it so I promised to tell him later>We met up at a local cafe afterwards>We were talking about the cases>Then we got interrupted by this old dude>We call him staryk>For the longest time I assumed he was just some schizo>Dude is very dirty>Mutters to himself >Has no friend or family>Spends most of his time on the shore taking notes>Hes not violent, but most people consider him a nuisance >So he intervines and instantly asks if their eyes were grey>I tell him >Yes. >Staryk jumps in excitement >This gets awkward so we get ready to leave >Staryk chases after us and asks us if they were decomposing>Now I'm intrigued >So I give him the benefit of the doubt and tell him to go off>Staryk then starts lay it out
>>27733668Part 4>I'll relay his words in bulletpoints>The thing that is responsible for those two deaths is called a "crawling jellyfish" >It can filter oxygen both from air and water>It's tentacles produce an adhesive which let's it crawl on land>It also produces an insanely strong poison >It works by completely destroying blood cells and the slightest concentration of it can have disastrous effects on the body>The poison this jelly uses is 84% pure>The effect of the poison darkens the blood and destroys the pigmentation of the eyes>It also works as an amazing antibiotic which can preserve the body for more than a month>The chemical reaction between the poison and water tenses up the muscles>And they are exclusive to the lake Baikal>They used to be a huge problem during the first half of the 20th century >Post WW2 the goverment decided to use Cyanide to kill off their populations>This poisoned the water supply, but it was covered up>He predicts their current population to be at the double digits>After this I'm a bit taken a back>While staryk was going off, someguy tells him to shut up and fuck off>Staryk leaves, but I'm really interested if he's got more to shareWill update in a bit
>>27733802>>27733668>>27732666>>27732492please just stop posting this fucking garbage, literally fanfiction-tier
>>27733852faggot>>27733802keep going, this is interesting
>>27733852>noooo this story is actually original for once and doesn't just copy previous ones for the n-th time>nooo I want my skinwalkerinoooos
>>27732146Unironically Colorado is haunted as shit. I used to live in (before 420ayylmao) a small town in the early 2000's. We left when I was 7 but from when I concious till we left I constantly heard voices. Not every waking moment, but whenever it was quiet I would hear someone call my name or just hear like a brief conversation, even if my parents were on the opposite side of the house. Mind you, this was a rather large house and if you didn't yell you weren't hearing someone at that range.
>>27733802Part 5>After a week, I kind of forgot about the whole ordeal>Then I spotted staryk taking notes while on my patrol>I approached him and asked what's up>Dude almost jumped out his skin when I did so>I asked is everything ok>He told me "yeah" with a shaky voice>Then I asked him about the dude that kicked him out the other day>Tells me that it's nothing>So I ask if he can tell me more about that jellyfish>He apologises and tells he has to leave>I think to myself>How can a fucking hobo be busy>I start following him around and try to get him to talk>Staryk just gives me the silent treatment>Keep following him for thirty minutes>Have to stop 'cause job>After work decide to go ask around about staryk>Nobody really knows much about him>Hes always just been a part of life>No one really knows when, where or how he got here>He's just always been here>Decide to ask the dude from the cafe about staryk>"You shouldn't hang around with that guy anon. Hes probably unhinged">Asked why he kicked him out>"The guy smells like shit anon">True>So in my travels I find out only one thing>The guy fucking loves chess>Damn good too>Sometimes he challenges the other old folks>Next day buy a chess board and wait in the park in the after hours>Bait worked perfectly>Staryk comes out of the bushes, beer can in hand and asks for a game>Try to get him to chat>Fucker is really focused on the game though >I'm shit and get beat in like 3 moves>He comes back for a rematch a few days later>Came up with the idea to give him something stronger>Russian standard>Works like a charm
>>27735015Part 6>He talks about how bad the pollution in the Baikal is and so on>Ask him how does he know so much>"Oh I was a biologist" >Elaborate>"Did research on the lake for almost 30 years" >What happened then?>"Quit">Why?>"Didn't have a choice">How come?>He looks at me>"Hey anon, you wanna see something cool? ">Uhhh>"Come on, I'll show you something that'll blow you away">Agree>Don't wanna get raped in some crackden so get knife just in case>"You know anon, you're a good kid">I'm in my thirties>"Who cares you're still young, thats why you have to see what I have" >ok>He gets to his makeshift home>Inside is a fucking VCR and two tapes>They're labeled «бaйкaльcкaя миccия 1988» 1 and 2>What is this>"Cool eh? You kids probably never seen it before" >Ask him if he's got a TV from the period>No. >Ffs I have to get an adapter >No local stores have one so I have to ship it>Fucker cost a leg and an arm>After 4 days it's finally here>When I get to Staryk's shack hes not happy>Tells me that I used him >We get into a heated argument>Eventually he breaks>"For God's sake.Fine if you want to watch them so bad then let's go already">Told him that he's not gonna get near my apartment without a shower>Eventually he convinced me to let him use mine>After him the shower, no joke, became a fucking gas chamber>So we finally hook up the VCR>It's insane how much care he put into maintaining it>We boot up the first tape>It's 2 hours long>Around a third of it is just the inside of a sub with nothing happening
>>27735309Part 7>While this is happening I ask staryk to explain how and why he has these>Here's what he told>Turns out staryk was an important researcher during the soviet era>The reason for this mission happening is because while making topographical scans the soviet union discovered that the lake is actually deeper than previously thought>The scans showed that past the 1600 metre bottom the lake continues >This is because stronger sonar can penatrate "the false bottom">What is the false bottom? >He explained it as a layer of a dense, viscous underwater brine>Past this false bottom the lake continues another 1200 metres>It is located at the center of the lake>The problem is that the lake Baikal is a freshwater lake and such a thing should be impossible >So the mission was supposed to retrieve samples, geological data and maybe explain the oddity >The actual video finally begins and three men enter the sub>One of which is our man, staryk >They descent and the tape shows the usual shit you'd find in the lake >Fish, seals etc. >The weird shit starts towards the end of the first tape>Passing 900 metres our first oddity pops up>Every creature shown in the tape was given an in depth explanation by staryk
>>27733193a brit. england is one of the only places in the world where people take ketamine for fun. they're so uptight and repressed that molly probably just forcefully levels them out.
>>27735725Part 8>First thing the camera catches is a huge fucking Jellyfish>And I mean massive>This fucking thing's body was about as big as a bus>The tentacles were definitely longer than a blue whale>Pic is the closest to it by looks>Staryk walks up to the TV and points at it's body>It's body is actually a separate ecosystem in itself>While feeding the Jellyfish filters water so well that it actually creates a separate environment inside the creature>The concentration of water in the jellyfish differs from the outside by about 6 or 7 percent>This is enough of a difference to create a completely alien environment >Its size provides a safe home for many smaller creatures>The ecosystem is so advanced that there is a food chain inside>Theres is a plankton that can produce energy with a very limited amount of light which is provided by the luminance of its host>They get eaten by a shrimplike creature which gets eaten by an apex predator>Then the predators waste is used to feed the plankton and so the cycle goes on>These creatures are not only exclusive to Baikal, but the jellyfish too>The men in the submarine don't seem all that surprised about it >So I ask staryk how long they've know about it>"Ever since the 50s, they started washing up in mass after the extermination of the crawler jellyfish"
>>27736150Part 9>As they go deeper the lake bed is covered by whale bones>The thing is Baikal isn't home to any known whale species >One of the whale skeletons begins to move>Holy shit>Its the fucking ghost fish>I remember the few reports of a massive see through fish swimming near the ice>Here's how staryk explained it>It turns out that the bones are reanimated by a single celled organism>This organism begins to build a colony by mooching of the minerals in these whale bones>Eventually they construct a membrane around the skeleton which vaguely resembles a whale>The inside of this colony is filled with an acidic sugary solution which keeps the entire organism boyant>It then travels in the lake it's new source of food being microorganisms that it digests using the solution >Though after a long time the solution will damage the whales bones to the point where they cannot support the construct>The organism most likely dies here, because at this stage it can't filter water without moving>As they descent deeper weird things keep appearing>Crabs with legs the length of cars>A giant centipede like creature>Huge eels>Tentacled creatures that connected in rings>What I think might've been trilobites>And more that I couldn't make out>Once they go down past 1600 metres life becomes more scarce>Eventually they reach the false bottom>It is a massive brine pool>There is zero life around it>1 or 2 dead fish surface from the brine periodically>Staryk said that they took samples of the water above the brine>Said that the only life there were a few species of extremophile bacteria, but even they were struggling to survive
>>27736264this is insane, very cool
>>27736078ive done k twice and i really cant understand how bongs can go out clubbing on that shit, you can barely control your legs on that shit lol
>>27736392It's all about dosage bro
>>27736078>molly probably just forcefully levels them outNo one here has taken "molly" on an unironic level for about 15 years.It's cute though that zoomers are obsessed with it now and think it makes them "retro" or like it's something unheard of or whatever though.
>>27736264Ok this is the part I was debating to post. Looking at what happens next fucked with my mind so hard I had to move away. So here's a content warning, I don't know if there really needs to be one, but here it is. Read at your own risk>They penetrate into the brine layer>At this point staryk stops the tape and tells me to stop watching>I ask why, but he ignores me and goes to take the tape away>I try to stop him, but he takes the tape and only that tape and runs off>For a week I ask him to let me finnish it>He constantly shoots me down>My curiosity got the better of me>I knew that staryk wasn't a vigilant guy>So when he went for one of his regular walks around the shore, I went to his shack and took the tapeSo last warning, proceed at your own risk>They descend 300 metres below the brine>Their sonar picks up something massive>They approximated it to be almost 2 km in length>Then it comes on screen>This fucking serpent>Serpent isn't even a good way to describe it shape>It just being there fucked with sonar, the cameras and the crew>The entire crew spent like 10 minutes just screaming and raving>It's eyes stared straight into the camera>And no matter where I was it's eyes followed me>While watching I felt this weird sensation>It's like I knew that whatever I was looking at was fucking evil>Everything about it was wrong>In time one of the crew managed to get a grip and sent the submarine upwards>After the tape ended I could hear it>It was this feeling in the back my head>It was beckoning towards the lake, toward it>Fucker didn't even speak a word and I knew what it wanted>I couldn't take it and I went to talk to staryk>As soon as he saw me he punched me in the jaw>Get called a fucking retard>He takes the tape from me and snaps over his knee>"This is why I didn't want you to watch these tapes">I begged him to tell me what's going on>After he calmed down he sat down>And he asked me a question
>>27736504>think it makes them "retro" or like it's something unheard ofblue olympiasrainbow omegasvintagesometimes the pills were poison
>>27732059I have one>be me>270 pounds>at least 100 pounds of this is just the meat of my feet, I have a genetic condition that gives me giant swollen feet like blown up balloons and I cant wear shoes or put on normal legwear>sit on the toilet>start to shit>tons of shit comes out>flushing 7-8 times but still more poo>notice my feet get smaller >poo is splashing everywhere>the toilet is barely refilling fast enough for me to flush the mounds of poo away>shit even splashes on my velcro fastened kilt hanging on the back of the door>really displeased because I need that kilt due to my disability>but my feet are now normal size>turns out they were just filled with shitFor the first time I managed to walk like a normal person, I didn't even care that I was covered in shit. I can wear normal legwear now, so I burned the kilt.>dancing in the garden as I burned my kilt>really creepy humanoid monster appears from the bushes with no eyes and skin like a starfish>suddenly he screams>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE>hes rapidly jacking his huge wang as he runs towards me>I kick out at him and my loose foot skin collides with his head, killing him instantly>the skin was an inch thick and leathery from how toughened it had becomes over the years, basically it was like being slapped with sheets of soft lead>the monsters corpse turns into smoke and no one believes me, think that I'm just delerious from the sudden change of my conditionThe moral of the story is that god doesn't make mistakes
>>27736562>Here's what he told me>Back in the cold war the soviets were planning to use lake Baikal for proponganda purposes>But their scientists could never figure out why exactly this kind of diversity was exclusive to the lake>And its not like the Americans had something to hide>If they couldn't hide the nuke, then everything was on the table>They cross refrenced every sea, ocean, lake, river and puddle and found that over 60% of lake Baikal's life was not found anywhere else>Why's that? >Staryk believes that it's that thing that lures life to it>For whatever reason it attracts life to itself>Though the better question is >Why is that thing there in the first place>He says because it's supposed to be a prison>Think about it>Why has the baikal not changed in over 25 million years? >Why is there a kilometre deep layer of brine in a freshwater lake>Whether it's aliens, gods or some natural phenomenon, that brine is keeping it in and everything else out>After the mission went bust staryk decided to quit and stole the only existing footage of that mission>He tried to get a job, but since then he was blacklisted from getting one>So he remained here >I don't know why he chose keep that tape, but atleast it's destroyed nowEventually I couldn't take it. That thing fucked with my vision, senses and even speech. So I was forced to move in with my sister in Chelyabinsk. It seems like proximity to the lake is what affects me. I still get nightmares and shit from time to time, but I don't know if it's some psychological thing or that thing.
>>27736078I'm doing k right now wtf are you talking about
Somebody have the greentext about fags having a party in some crops or some shit like that and make a pitfire and some kind of dog scare the shit out of them?
Even though there are a lot of reposts these are consistently the best threads on 4cuck.
>>27736007>>27736016This one always confuses me a bit.
Alright, here's my experience being spooped in innawoods>hiking up hill>approaching top>begin to hear moaning>long pained groans>concerned that I'm going to come across a dying animal and I'll feel bad about it>I'm not a faggot>keep pressing forward>sound begins to change>pitch lowers>reach the top of the hill>sound is now just the sound of a big, broken tree creaking in the windHow does is acoustics?
>>27736007>>27736016>>27737968Same, this confuses the fuck outta me but makes me feel so fucking uneasy
>>27736837Did you not see the second tape? Or do I misunderstand and it was the second one where the creature appears?
>>27732666Yo this part of your story reminded me of another russian dude's story from the last theead, literally the exact same creature and everything, you even see hollowed out fish too, crazy.
>>27732492>>27732666>>27733668>>27733802>>27735015>>27735309>>27735725>>27736150>>27736264>>27736562>>27736837Under dark waters, dwell things even darkerThat lake is a bulwark anon, pray it never fails
>>27736504>zoomers>retroWe're not on /vr/?
>>27738959It was at the midpoint of the second tape
>>27735269Pretty close to this reconstruction of a ground sloth
>>27735285I don't get this. Am I missing something?
>>27739495Huh, that's very interesting. Though the thing I saw wasn't pale, but had a greyish brown colour. I'm also not really sure what he means by lobster fins.
>>27736562interesting anon, did this snake/ serpent look like a large version of a sea snake with scales etc or was it merely a large serpent like being? did you see the end of it or did its body just keep going out of sight?
>>27740438It went out of sight and no it wasn't just a sea serpent. I'm gonna try to describe the creature best I can. First it's face. The best way I could describe is like a cross between a human, a shark and a lizard, it's skin is definitely smooth. It's mouth was lined with sharp teeth and the shape of a smile. It had green eyes, idk if they were glowing or if it was only how the light reflected of them. And it also made this gross, deep chuckling sound. It's body also moved in a very strange way. Each visible segment seemed to move independently from another.That's about all I can tell you
>>27740633interesting thanks anon, reading the story this is what I was picturing
>>27740633Hmmm intresting, by any chance, did the face resemble this pic?
>>27740684Holy shit. That is uncannily similar, though the face should be longer, the mouth bigger and there shouldn't be a nose. If you did this, combined it with >>27740668 and got rid of all the fins and made the body smooth, you would get an almost perfect recreation.
bomp, one Neil Waters found tasmanian tigers and photos set for release march 1st
>>27732492>>27732666>>27733668>>27733802>>27735015>>27735309>>27735725>>27736150>>27736264>>27736562>>2773683710/10 read. Good work anon.
>>27732492>>27732666>>27733668>>27733802>>27735015>>27735309>>27735725>>27736150>>27736264>>27736562>>27736837Compiled for your viewing pleasure.
>>27734505>before 420ayylmaoelaborate nigger, the fuck happened?
>>27732037I had an idea to write a creepypasta about a guy who does a Vodou ritual with a Santeria sopera. Anyone interested?
>>27742541Colorado was one of the first states to decriminalize marijuana.
>>27733852This. When will this board stop fucking LARPing and post something actually legit for once.
>>27736837Fuuuck bro. i should've taken the warning more seriously. i think i mightve come in contact with the eel thing last night. I went to bed at 1 am and had a dream of that thing. Im gonna describe it in detail and if op is still here, please tell me that im just being retarded. The dream began with me on a bench in front of a lake. I start feeling super thirsty it felt like i was gonna die. So i run to the lake to get a drink. No matter how much i drink i can't be satiated. Suddenly a pair of eyes appaer in the water. The serpent rises up from the water and towers above me. It looks exactly like you described it anon. Shit man I'm actually panicking rn. I hear something whispering all around me and get the urge to enter the water. I dive into the the water and keep swimming deeper and deeper. Eventually im so deep that its pitch black and out of the darkness the eel comes charging at me and swallows me. The last thing i heard before waking up was a chuckle. Shit what do I do?
>>27742241Good man and good on the original story teller.
>>27736837>>27743591Not gonna lie, that part is kinda disturbing my suspension of disbelief. I wasn't expecting superntural undertones in what seemed like a pretty believable cryptid story to a point but the whole prison and whatnot element is kinda meh.Even more meh is how you just watching footage that didn't seem more scary than what one can see on the TV nowadays messed you up this much. But okay, let's say underwater eldritch abomination of a snake is a telepath and it messed with you through a recording somehow. There wouldn't be a point to it. Also, being so traumatized and having nightmares about such stuff also wouldn't happen - I know Lovecraft was big on such stuff, but again, IRL we get seemingly more scary shit for cheap or free on the internet, and we get it for entertainment. It's one thing if you'd face it in reality but just recording? Meh, shouldn't shake up a normal person like this.I think you kinda went too far. If you are somewhat serious (even if it may mean you're also delusional) I wouldn't worry too much. Especially not about random dreams. Again, such kind of being would have no reason to duck with you like this if it cannot make you do anything. Do LBRP or go to church and smear your forehead with some holy water and pray, it may help your state of mind.
>>27740018yeah he's a loser and that cake is pathetic lol.
>>27742250What about "The Jörmungandr" as its name?
>>27745143This is the most hillarious shit ive ever read here, thanks anon.
>>27745284oxygen isn't itself combustible, this story is bullshit
>>27732492>>27732666>>27733668>>27733802>>27733865>>27734458>>27735015>>27735309>>27735725>>27736150>>27736264>>27736281>>27736562>>27736837>>27736859>>27739579>>27740438>>27740633>>27740668>>27740684>>27740725>>27741968>>27742250>>27743591>>27744185You ding dongs are making me really fucking mad. The story describes what sounds a lot like Tiamat yet no one metions it. muh eel cryptid. Many cultures and religions share the same story, it usually goes like this. The storm god (usually the son of the leader of the religion’s pantheon) battles with a giant sea serpent. This story is common to Babylonian, Sumerian, Canaanite, Hittite, Judaism, Greek and Roman (although these seem slightly different), and even Norse (might be mentioned in even more religioned idk I’m no expert). In early Judaism they use many words to describe God, some people think that originally in the Pentateuch the different names used for God actually referred to different Gods (to learn more about this study the "documentary hypothesis"). The supposed different Gods they spoke of were El and YWHW (which people believe were the Hebrew equivalents of the Canaanite Gods El (goes by the same name) and Ba'al, the son of EL who was the storm God. In Canaanite mythology Ba’al the Storm God battles A powerful sea serpent. In the Bible, in Psalm 104, God is praised for having made all things, including Leviathan(big ass sea serpent), and in Isaiah 27:1, he is called the "tortuous serpent" who will be killed at the end of time. In Norse mythology Jörmungandr, also known as the world serpent will be killed by the god Thor(storm god son of pantheon leader) at the end of time. The Hittites believed that their storm God Illuyanka is slain by the storm god Tarḫunz. Babylonians believe the sea serpent Tiamat is slain by the storm god Marduk (son of pantheon leader).
I made a typo>>27745999he Hittites believed that the serpent Illuyanka is slain by the storm god Tarḫunz.
>>27745484This gets under my skin in ways I don't like.
>>27745903oxygenating combustibles makes them more easily ignite
>at the store super late at night (close to midnight)>place is practically deserted>I came to get eggs, which are all the way in the back>I'm hurrying towards the eggs when I happen to glance down on of the aisles that I'm passing by>I see a large shadow just hanging there in the center of the aisle>I practically skid to a stop and go back to make sure I'm not imagining things>I peek around the corner and there's this big black shadow, almost like a cloud shaped like a big fat guy>only it's floating about three feet off the floor and seems to be looking at the cereal>then it "turns" to face me and after a moment it just disappears
>>27744185I think anon meant this thing to be an infohazard of sorts, not just spooky monster has hyper realistic eyes ooga booga. Because in the greentext he doesn't like freakout over any other strange creature or even when he watches it. It's only after he observes it that it begins to fuck with him. I don't think he left the lake just becausee he saw big snek, but it was more of a hum kinda thing, where he couldn't handle it fucking with his mind.
>>27735212Happen to know the coordinates in the first (uncapped) image? Crossing my fingers despite the age
>>27747290Fake ass shit
>>27745999mass reply is cancer, nice digits though
>>27736016Yeah, this one I don´t get.
>>27745903I hope you know when to keep your mouth shut in person because spouting off like you know what you're talking about when you don't WILL get your fucking teeth knocked out kiddo.
>>27745361this one is fucked up
>>27743721Give me early SCP vibes. Good shit.
>>27752363Dangerously based post
>>27733852yeah post more poo smell copper silent forest
If skinwalker greentexts taught me anything, then:Skinwalkers are naive, pityful cunts trading their comfy forest life for (((modern society)))Should I ever go out camping, I'll rattle on about the merchant menance 24/7, especially if I am going out alone to gather firewood, so that when one of those cunts snatches me, it'll be both prepared for the (((schemes))) and go on mimic'ing and carrying on my grumbling and muttering.Best case scenario: it'll go to outjew the merchants.
>>27736562Lmao this is just that one SCP
Fuck.Forgot the image limit was 150.
>>27752363fucking kek, let me guess, over 300 confirmed kills?
>>27742250thank you for your service anon
>>27732140this shit happened to me today>yesterday>put on set old set of trail runners>think to myself silently "i need new trail runners, maybe black this time">today>youtube is showing me trail runner shoe ads out the ass. most of them are black as wellim not even surprised by this shit anymore. just kill me if youre gonna do it already
>>27732492>>27732666>>27733668>>27733802>>27733852https://1baikal.ru/en/istoriya/vodnyy-drakon-chudovische-so-dna-baykalathis thing? third description in the article is predatory amphibian reptiles
>>27745609Nigga almost was the baby daddy to the Antichrist.
>>27755180>just kill me if youre gonna do it alreadythats a direct quotei said it to a guy at workplease cite your sources>in the future
bump so I can binge read all of this before I go to bed
>>27745496My old screencap is still doing the rounds, so nice to see it.
>>27755271cunt wtf is this, is this a legit webiste? I thought Baikal was just a name anon made up, but its a real lake with real traditions of monsters in it? anons im scared
>>27760848baikal is the deepest lake in the world with some of the highest biodiversity. The scary thing is almost everything in anons story is plausible (well sans the whale eaters being a single cell)>t. marine biologist bro
>>27760848Fine I'll take a bait, here:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_BaikalBtw in 2008 Putin took a part in a submarine dive in Baikal to 1,592 m under water. Or maybe deeper considering another anon's story...
>>27732037Hey bros, baikal anon here. Thought the thread would die, but I guess not. I excluded a few other creatures that staryk told me about for the sake of not cluttering up the thread, but if you guys want I'll happily post more. Also to >>27743591 while it's kind off creepy that your nightmares are similar to mine I don't think you should worry too much, eventually they should stop for you as they did for me.
>>27743484The paranormal isn´t real, mate, this entire board is about larping and making up neat little stories. Better appreciate someone actually trying instead of starting another "can i fuck ghost"-thread...
>>27745001>>27745012Missing the middle part, no?
Anyone got the house made of doors one?
>>27747290this is a load of BS
>>27755271>>27760848There's an account i follow on ig that posted a story someone shared years ago on 4chan about a huge sea serpent hunting and killing people around lake baikal
>>27745999The world serpent is the Leviathan, not Tiamat, the later is simply a demon of some sort.
>>27763898I'm 90% sure I heard the same story years ago on some creepypasta narration channel. I specifically remember the part with the tape and the sanity warning. Good story either way.
>>27745633surprised that cave niggers didn't steal his camera.