Why do we knock on doors and what's the occult meaning behind it?
He knocked for the purple nono juice
>>26792267> what's the occult meaning behind itMotherfucker what the fuck else are we supposed to do when we get to the door? Fucking scream until someone comes to open it?
>>26792293Look at this fucking occultlet
we are not link barging into an npcs house to get a quest, break jars for money, and long jump out of the house yelling "hyaaa"if you don't know and walk in, you're going to get punched in the fucking face and it'll be justified
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>>26792307There's other shit you could do to announce your presence and I refuse to believe there isn't an occult significance behind it.
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>>26792378How else can you announce your presence?
>>26792401Yelling, singing, using an instrument (we do this with doorbells now but why wasn't this always the standard?), kicking the door, I could think of plenty of outlandish shit too.
>>26792429Won't that disturb people living nearby? Knocking alerts the people in the home without calling attention to the entire neighborhood. It makes sense.
>>26792267We have complex house entering rituals because vampires run society and it helps them blend inNext time somebody comes to your door, open it but don't explicitly invite them in, see how they react
>>26792503This is a good theory
>>26792429>hey Bobby is coming over>oh that weird dude that brings his ukulele everywhere?>yeah don't worry, he just uses it to let is know he's here, some weird fear of knocking doors>geez, you think he should go to therapy?
>>26792647But see you only accept knocking as normal and obvious because it's always been that way for apparently thousands of years. /Why/ is it the norm? Why has it always been the ritual?
>>26792429>yellKnocking makes a sound from within the house, so it isn’t muffed like yelling or singing would be. If you yell really loud, it’s annoying to everyone in the neighborhood(and will make them think someone is a the door as well). Also, why is singing more rational that knocking on door? >playing an instrumentSo your telling me to chain a fucking herdy gurdy to my doorstep, which not everyone can play, and will probably break after being left outside, and somehow knocking on the fucking door is unreasonable? You’re insane.>kick itKicking is still knocking, just less convenient. Why would people use their legs over their hands if they’re free? It’s easier to rapidly hit a door with your hands(knock once and people will just assume something fell over)What planet do you live on?
>>26792667And if we chose to yell instead, you fuckwits would call that bullshit occult. We knock because it is the most convenient way to do it, simple as that.
>>26792831No, you knock because everyone before you has knocked for thousands of years and you've never questioned why.
>>26792307>we are not link barging into an npcs house to get a quest, break jars for money, and long jump out of the house yelling "hyaaa"i see what you're sayingknocking on the door is an attempt to bind us, to curtail humanity's powerwithout the idea of knocking, without the ritual, we would be free to roam wherever we pleased, to take whatever we pleased, to say and to think whatever we had a will to say and thinkbut who bound us in this way? who created this ritual to cut us off from our freedom?
Is kicking the door the same as knocking? I'll do that for a month or two instead of knocking to see if anything changes. If the demons come to get me or some shit, you guys will help me, right?
>>26792891And everyone before has knocked because it was convenient. Twat
>>26792934Then why don’t people use mallets?
>>26793039>he doesn't carry a gentleman's cane
>>26792919If that’s what you want, then remove your door and let everyone in! See what fucking happens commie.
>>26792919>taking a shit in a public restroom>guys walks in>tell him it’s occupied>other guy just stands there, staring>ask him to leave>other guy goes off on a long rant about how doors are an occult invention made to restrict human freedom and control the population.
>>26793079>>26793264the npcs are buzzing with hostility, i seem to be onto somethingthis bears further investigation
>>26792267Knock on a tree to ask permission before entering a forest. Knock on a door(typically wood). The English phrase, "knock on wood".
>>26792267Back in the day we didn't have doorbells, so you needed to knock in order for the door to be unlocked and to be let in.
private property and enslaving poor people
The occult meaning is that it's an elaborate excuse for knock knock jokes.
>>26792267bcuz my doorbell is broken and Ring is for glowies
Protocols...Different doors...Different protocols...Long halls too...