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Any fellow witches here? My coven and I have a sisterly bond and are making lots of plans for Halloween. What are the rest of y’all doing on Halloween?
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>>26470239
stop larping, stop being a narcissist
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>>26470283
Stop the Sloppy Jolopie
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>>26470283
You spelled teenager wrong
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>>26470239
Go back to making tik tok videos of putting tap water in jars and pretending its blessed by moonlight
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>>26470239
Why does this board have such a hate-boner for witches? It's not like what they do is any different from the shit you guys do
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>>26470302
I don't practice magick.

I practice strict Zen- Christianity
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>>26470302
It's like calling yourself a wizard.
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>>26470294
We don’t do that stuff, y’all are projecting. We’re planning on doing tarot card readings and more.
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Crack
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>>26470239
>Playing with my doggies....
>Wondering why the mod gods are being kind to me and my Australian Shitposting ghost
>Jamming to music
>smoking coffin darts //YOUTUBE POOP! YOU SMOKE YOU DIE!
>Trading kit-kats for vodka with my Indian neighbor
>making sure my music isn't loud enough to piss off my Mexican neighbor
>willy wagglin'
>Feng Shui aka chink geomancy
>Loving my evil half
The usual....
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>>26470302
Tumblr witches (wicca) make me roll my eyes, and it really annoys me that people use a cultural heritage this way.
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>>26470435
How is it cultural appropriation? I’m descended from Gypsies from Europe.
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>>26470435
Wiccians are carpet munchers who won't sell men goats....

I located a coven in Kansas using Craigslist magic....
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>>26470457
WONDER HOW THE DOLLAR WENT DOWN....
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>>26470467
being Wiccan is more of my relationship with deity, particularly that I feel strongly about Goddess, or feminine energy being just as important as God and masculinity. Also, being in tune with nature, the moon and the changes of the seasons through the eight sabbats. Being spiritual heightens my consciousness and makes me feel purposeful. If I ever do spellwork, it's honestly more of a prayer and it's not the important part. I do also have an interest in metaphysical stuff, but I consider that separate.
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So what in hell do witches do anyway? Why is /x/ so buttmad at them?
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>>26470457
Not every wiccan is appropriating the culture they use, but I find it hard to believe that wicca and other occult belief systems are real (not specifically disbelieving in wicca), and that wiccans are detached from the cultural context of the culture despite having heritage there. Like St Patrick's Day in America v.s St Patrick's Day in Ireland.
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>>26470485
>being Wiccan is more of my relationship with deity
Sure, but what do you do exactly, how do you worship? Or is that private?

I meditate and make offerings, if it's a you go first thing.
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>>26470485
Burn the witch....

>>26470497
Have you ever had a little Wiccian girl try to cut your dick off with a pair of scissors you own?

Two words: Death Row....

>>26470546
I'm a Buddhist, so I burn herb for shiva....
Up close to me, not on a bonfire like cops do....

It's just the eternal struggle between the 51% of women vs the 49% of men....
War makes single mothers....
Peace makes single fathers....

Have you ever just really really wished war would break out upon a star before?

I think we need another war to separate the weak from the strong....
I've been alone far too long....
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>>26470239
I'm headed to the cross-roads.
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>>26470546
There’s various offerings you can make depending on the situation at hand.

>>26470573
Most wiccans are peaceful we wish you no harm.
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>>26470573
>Have you ever had a little Wiccian girl try to cut your dick
Not really no, a satanist witch once cursed me, but wiccans I never have had problems.
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>>26470592
#NotAllWitches

>>26470609
Yeah, she was born during a Satanic ritual in which the father died....
Nasty little thing thought she wasn't ever going to age....
She hit puberty like they all do....
Father Time is undefeated and the Angel of Death will get you in the end....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7c187E5BxY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FU3ZI-80MPQ
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Y'all scared the witch, nigras, I wanted to ask her about introductory books to read one or two and get an informed opinion
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>>26470302
Its some gay ass Harry Potter shit. Of course were gonna make fun of it.
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>Any fellow witches here?
>What are the rest of y’all doing on halloween
>halloween

Bait detected. Any self-respecting wiccan would call it Samhain.
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>>26471020
Sorry to piggy back-- but I am **just** learning about Wicca and Samhain. I have never done spellwork and haven't done very much reading. But, I also don't want to miss out on experiencing Samhain. Any advice for someone who is transitioning on becoming a baby witch? I'm not in the broom closet-- just limited resources, knowledge, and money.
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>>26471030
I’d love to give you a specific reading list, but I’m not actually a wiccan myself, I just know a few. Personally I’m a Norse Pagan and work with seidr and rune magic.

Honestly, just google “Introduction to Wicca” or something similar, and you should be able to harvest enough resources to cram in time for the big night. Good luck!
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>>26470239
Begone foul sorceress
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>>26471153
I've always wondered to myself why Harry Potter didn't just sneak a gun to school to kill Voldemort if he's so damn smart....
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>>26470435
this isn't tumblr you retard
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>>26471678
Fuck off newfriend. You don't remember the twitter screenshots about people hexing the moon getting posted here.
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Is it possible for a man to become a witch?
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>>26471708
You definitely can! Wicca is open to all genders. I'm a trans woman and I've been practicing since before I even came out
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>>26471195
Because he's English, doesn't even have a permit for a butter knife
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>>26471718
Where would one start? I once knew a witch who tried to teach me the basics of energy manipulation and the third eye, but I'm far too detached from the paranormal/spiritual realm to see, hear, feel anything. Even meditation is insanely hard for me because I get intrusive thoughts. How can I get going?
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>>26470302
Fucking faggot larpers like the retards i grew up with claiming to be vampires. No your fucking not your a little faggot with mental health issues. Also succubi suck me off.
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>>26470239
If I ever find you I WILL kill you.
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>>26470314
Then give me a reading right now. What does the next month have in store for me right now?
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>>26471758
Wicca is less of a religion and more of a practice in becoming aware of natural elements and how they interact together. Once you have observed nature for a while (how does a river flow, where does it pool and why, what happens when a log jams the river, what does water do to fire, how does smoke move, etc) you can learn to control these elements through intention or to invoke nature at will. It’s similar to meditation in that way except it takes it a step further by interacting with the elements rather than just observing them.
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>>26471772
Im sensing that you will be penetrated analy and like it
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>>26471760
Anyone with a vampire freaks account is usually just a dumpy narcissist addicted to hot topic, baroque furniture, and bad romance music/movies.
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>>26470294
I have Magic Fridgewater Bottles.
They're so cool.
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>>26470467
you may be "white", but you're a rootless mutt without any national identity
>inb4 "american"
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>>26472950
True as a Canadian I have to say how embarrassing Americans are
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>>26470407
imagine the smell....
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lol imagine being in your 20's or 30's and still believing in magic

I'm a Wiccan and even I know "MaGiCk" is bullshit
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>y’all
You have to go back
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>>26474620
so what's the point?
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>>26470239
Are you really a Witch?
Asking because Samhain is the 31st, it is New Years!
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>>26470302
at least they are larping irl instead of plain old rping on x
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>>26470302
it didn't a few years ago but this crop of shit really are trash, fortnite, insta, stupidity, making emos look good.
they are devolution personified.
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>>26474634
fucking qt pagan girls, what else?
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>>26470239
You’re not a woman faggot.
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>>26475069
Trans women are women.
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>>26475070
Remember when 4chan was all over dickgrils?
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>>26471077
>Personally I’m a Norse Pagan
Gnostic Christian here, I want to read maybe something on paganism, can you tell me if the Norroena books are legit?
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>>26470239
>sisterly bond
Why am I not surprised that trannie faggots post bullshit wicca threads? Just because you chopped your dicks off doesn't make you women, faggot.
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>>26470239
Plan on contributing to this. Sounds like fun!
Could your coven perhaps set out a spell jar for this as well?
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>>26470239
meth
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>>26475195

fuck off this planet needs to burn
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>>26475195
Sounds fun! I first got into Wicca after discovering witch tok and I contributed to the protection spells for blm so this is right up my alley
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>>26477394
"protection spells for BLM" oh fuck off
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>>26477421
https://www.google.ca/amp/s/the-illuminated-witch.tumblr.com/post/619556362881515520/a-spell-to-protect-blm-protesters/amp

The steps I followed
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>>26470239
Oh god do I fucking despise roasties. Why did we get ride of the fucking stake
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>>26470239
Me and another sister just procured some flying truffles, we're going to hold a sabbat in the woods, raise a stang, trance out, maybe go under.
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>>26475081
No one on post-Moot 4chan is old enough to remember when trans women were a fundamental pillar of 4chan culture.

fuck, I bet no one here even remembers that Bailey Jay used to be a tripfag.
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>>26471678
>>26471760
The hypocrisy is insane here, about a 100 threads about chaos magick, sigils, occult, ect but as soon as it isn't even the slightest dudebro masonry or fucking DND level larp shit.
I'm so sick of you shitty fucks who just read garbage magic by garbage men.
You have no idea what I or some actual witches do.
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>>26470239
when you move on from crystals and moon water and onto sabbatic flight, grand rites and the wild hunt then we can talk.
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>>26470283
>>26470292
wow you sure got em.
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>>26470283
>>26470292
>>26470294
>>26470435
>>26470461
>>26470573
>>26470958
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>>26471760
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>>26475150
It's so easy to trigger you fragile neckbeard gamers.

>>26470497
>Why is /x/ so buttmad at them?
Because /x/ is located on 4chan, which is home to some of the most resentful, angry neckbeards on the planet. Anything that doesn't conform to their paranoid, fear-driven narratives is spammed with insults.
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>>26478341
As for the question "what attracts these miserable, angry neckbeards to 4chan?" the answer is that they're banned and shunned from pretty much every other place online, because they're emotionally incapable of treating other people with basic respect and decency. so they congregate here, and circle-jerk about how PC culture prevents anyone from liking them.
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>26478341
>mass replying for easy (yous)
I explained my reason I don't like wicca here, and it isn't because I'm a neckbeard.
>>26470522
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>>26470239
if its any consolation for this shit thread, I would like to join this coven if you can sell me on these plans you have for halloween
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>>26478524

posting it publicly would invoke the magical powers of embarrassment tarnishing the super cereal wiccan alchemical potency
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>>26470239
Post tits or gtfo
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>>26478364
Why are you here then, lol
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>>26478640
not that guy but the reason why I'm here to laugh and witness the occasional enlightening or fun threads
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>>26470239
1. Wiccans are retards
2. You’re not a witch because you follow witchy blogs on tumblr and Pinterest
3. You will never pas

This post was made by pagang
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>>26478705
Stop gatekeeping
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>>26470318
s that jordan peterson?
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>>26478761
no :)
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>>26478364
>As for the question "what attracts these miserable, angry neckbeards to 4chan?" the answer is that they're banned and shunned from pretty much every other place online, because they're emotionally incapable of treating other people with basic respect and decency. so they congregate here, and circle-jerk about how PC culture prevents anyone from liking them.
Salutations, Reddit! Did you know that this site and its predates your faggot subreddit and trannie hugboxes? The more you know!
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What’s up with the anti Wiccan sentiment here? I thought y’all are into the paranormal and exploring your spituality.
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>>26478979
>STAWP DEADGENDERING ME!!!
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>>26479016
Who hurt you?
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>>26479029
>t. didn't read
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>>26470305
>Zen- Christianity
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>>26470302
Because they're mostly too ignorant to know that not all witches are wiccans.
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>>26470307
Wizard is a good Anglo-Saxon word and we shouldn't abandon it just because Rowling misappropriated it. "Magician" is too middle eastern and has a totally different vibe than wizard.
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>>26470239
I'm a sorcerer but I love working with witches.
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>>26474620
Science disagrees. Educate yourself, faggot.
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>>26479109
>I'm a magical sorcerer like mickey mouse! I can cast spells with my pecker to make it the big peepee when I see naked men
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>>26475081
That was before they started insisting that they are REAL girls.
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>>26478364

>my words are better than your words!

ok nigger faggot
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>>26478065
>I'm so sick of you shitty fucks who just read garbage magic by garbage men.
>You have no idea what I or some actual witches do.
What do actual witches do? Being genuine.
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>>26479135
You're functionally a nihilist. Ideas, feels, or reals don't matter to you.
You can't ever describe your actual values, or where they came from. Because you have none. All you have is hate, which you fling to distract from the fact that you value nothing.
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>>26479188
It's because california treats them "well" i.e. lets them get away with everything under the sun. It's bum paradise.
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>>26470239
i would love to learn more! are you accepting new members? 23f wiccan learning reiki here. today especially i have felt lonely because no one around me (one girl -- but i don't know her too well) shares my interests.
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>>26479170

>Because you have none.

Oh so you have lots of "values"? Very clever words!

How's that working out for you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_5zWIwDjGM
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>>26479250
Like I said, you literally can't answer the question. Prove me wrong. Spoiler: you won't, and will instead just attack, attack, attack, because that's all you know how to do.
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>>26479313
The question is "what are your values and where do they come from?" This requires describing at least some of your life experiences, especially with other people, and you can't do that, because it's too painful to look at.
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>>26478640
I want to know exactly what the hell is the problem with these toxic, hateful neckbeards. Why do they have virtually no self-awareness? How can they not see that there's something wrong with how they treat other people?
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>>26470307
I call myself an aspiring wizard, and I mean it 100% unironically. I just don't tell people unless I don't care if they think I'm crazy, or if I can take the time to explain myself.
A "wizard" as most of us imagine (defies and bends laws of nature/science, throws fireballs/lightning, immortal/omniscient) is impossible - it's just fantasy.
However, the *idea* of what a wizard is, can be translated to reality. So what makes a wizard? All you have to do is rule out the (currently) impossible things, and focus on the rest:
>Wise, logical, understanding, rational, fair
>Independent, self-reliant, puts their mind/knowledge to a great many uses/benefits
>Can essentially turn knowledge into power
>Always hungry for knowledge, insight, further wisdom
>Attempts to perceive everything through as many different lenses/perspectives as is possible/reasonable, always considers the duality of everything, both sides of every coin, always attempts to empower the best parts of both sides
>Years of studying/learning about the natural and artificial worlds to understand them
>Experimenting to learn more about the natural/artificial worlds, and to find new ways to combine or gain power/abilities from them
>Lusts for "forbidden knowledge", eager to explore "dark corners", and experiment so that one may derive power from these things instead of fearing/avoiding them
>Wears studious and/or flowy attire for their time, looking like something between a professor and a hippy
>Cool white beard
All of the above is possible and doable.
Becoming a wizard is as simply as embodying all of the above traits, until you've reached such a point of knowledge/power that you feel like you've actually become something more than the average person. And then, of course, to never stop searching for more.

Wizardry definitely does NOT involve cringey "spiritual" practices that rely more on "faith" than observable results.
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>>26479329

Oh boy! I love this game!

I love pain.

I'm a gladiator. I live my whole life in pain.

My values, little one?

For work to never go unpaid... and I have done so much work that has gone unpaid!...

For every universe to be isolated. For every vessel to be bound to our will with no preference for slave or master.

Tell me again, in a reality that owes every participant... every... THING...

What say you I do wrong?! What say you I say wrong?! I... GOD OF THINGS!?
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>>26479338
complete indoctrination into an authoritarian neo-fascist ideology that hates women and non whites almost as much as they hate themselves
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>>26479401
>I'm so special!
You will not contribute even one measurable difference toward those goals of yours, not in this life, not in one hundred.
Get over yourself. That's what you do wrong - you fail to realize just how much of an insignificant speck you are, because the pain of being worthless is too much for you to bear. You try to embody these vast, universal, god-like ideals, but it's all to try and convince yourself that you're more special than you are. Your words are as hollow as that Madonna bathtub speech about covid.
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>>26479446

You're right, I concede.

You've won the argument and I have learned a lot.

I did not know you were this clever. My outlook has shifted greatly.
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>complete indoctrination into an authoritarian neo-fascist ideology that hates women and non whites almost as much as they hate themselves
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>>26479464
cute drawing anon, is it a self portrait?
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>>26479464

You're right! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to hurt anyone's feelings!

I got it! I got it!

...shit I lost it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCa1hZ7s-8g

eheheheheh

Ah Lou!

Cmon man! We really like this place!
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>>26479464
I remember what 4chan was like before it was invaded by a soulless political death-cult.
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>>26479464
>>26479446
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>>26479512
Your bowel movement is unsustainable. That's why it relies on creating a sense of pressing urgency and moral panic. It cannot abide slow, contemplative thought.
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Dianic Wicca?
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>>26479543

>Your bowel movement is unsustainable.

niggers tongue my anus
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>>26470239
Does you coven has bf applications?
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>>26479615
No it’s for women only.
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>>26479763
So you're all lesbians?
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>>26479763
Can you explain the halloween plans now? Really sell me on this
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>>26479838
Misread your question, no we’re not looking for boyfriends at the moment. And our coven includes a wide variety of sexualities.
>>26479841
We’ll be doing tarot card readings, creating charms and honouring those who recently passed through the veil.
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>>26470239
Just hope you don't run into me sweetie.
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>>26479887
Thats it? Seems like a pretty run of the mill coven to me
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>>26479919
Lol, we are pretty average the most hardcore we ever got was placing protection spells on blm protesters.
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>>26479938
What does this coven offer in terms of overall growth as a witch and what is the alignment of this coven? Are there any spells, rituals or practices that would be off limits to me if I were to join?
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>>26479911
Is this a bot? It writes like a chatbot trying to replicate our communication styles
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>>26470302

Mainly because its over saturated by new agers, which is sad because there are some intresting concepts in wicca.

I like the idea of the five elements for example because you can attributes of an interesting ways.

Like you can see...

fire as humanities primal instincts emotions, and drives.

water as humanities self-consciousness, logical drive, and inventiveness.

Earth is are ablity to see and interact with elements of nature in intresting way such as developing technology.

Air is our spirituality which we see on the rise as the occult iw becoming far more appealing then strick religions.

And finally Either.


These elements can be attributed to our development as a species, right now were developing spirituality and have most of the other elements in the bag, and after air we Either which is likely gking to be discovery of a universal aspect of reality that hqs great control over the other elements.
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>>26479938

what do you and your retarded friends think about the protests magically stopping when it became clear that these protests were damaging your slim chances of beating trump
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>>26479502
All according to plan
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>>26470239
Are you one of those dumb witches that tried to hex the moon?
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>>26479938
>was placing protection spells on blm protesters
Wow your spell is working, you're making me physically ill.
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>>26470302
Most “witches” I interact with turn out to just be obese tumblr Wiccans
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>>26471678
>implying crossposting isn’t a thing
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>>26475081
That was before dickgirls started demanding that I recognize their 36 genders or use their pronouns.
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>>26480055
>>26480007
Well technically I’m still classified as a baby witch, I just contributed my energy to the general protection spell fast by the rest of the coven.
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>>26479120
>PhD in educational psychology
lol he's not even a real scientist

>>26478341
I'm not a neckbeard. I'm a Wiccan priestess and I've probably turned down more sex than you've even had.
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Why does antifa always claim to be witches and come on here posting their terrorist threads.
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>>26479938
are you accepting new members? you ignored me before.
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>>26479353
damn i dont have that cool ass White beard :/
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>>26470239
repent whore.
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>>26478781
joe bidens son smoking some crack.
didnt you hear about his emails and leaked images?
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>>26471758
You are taught by a master when you are ready to learn. Don't worry if you can't grasp it now. It just means you should focus on other things.
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>>26475195
>be me, white wizard-in-the-making
>decide to visit /x/ on some bullshit debunking juice
>find this instead
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>>26478341
it is amusing the level of projection when it's pointed out Jesus may not have existed
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>>26470239
reading :)
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Is it true that Witch's "Coven" is just a code word for lesbian sex cult?
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So what's everyone's plans for Samhain? It's a full moon Samhain, which only happens every 19 years....
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>>26479149
It's hard to grasp just how actually intense real witchcraft is, see >>26478084
These are photos from different rites. sabbats in which we raise fetishes/idols/symbols of the spirits we're working with, usually made with specific wood and adornments all collected ritually. Sometimes we raise poles in the heathen traditions, they are fed and called in, fires are lit and herbs are often taken, Things like fly agaric and henbane. Sometimes we use pain or dance or other extreme methods to achieve an ecstatic trance state.
This is where you are open to the spirits/gods/energies/deeper levels of your conscious this is where you unlock things and are shown things or experience things. It sounds stupid and lets be honest it is when you're not doing it right.
If you feel stupid you're not doing it right, there is a seriousness and a darkness and insanity that doing real actual witchcraft is.
I've done and experienced things that Im not even going to share because honestly you wouldn't believe them and I wouldn't have either if I wasn't there.
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>>26482080
What the fuck are you talking about
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>>26470302
Witches poison wells and kill children, they get what they deserve
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>>26470239
Post tits you whore or it's rape time
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>>26482616
Erm.... that simply isn’t the case. I suggest you educate yourself on Wicca before spreading misinformation.
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>>26482659
The day is coming soon when it will be open season on witches and communists.
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>>26482672
Well when that day comes my coven will be ready!
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:3
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>>26482910
Kinda quirky doe
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>>26482979
no I'm nOt i am normal
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>>26470407
Pls be my gf
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As a pagan that understands history and magical practices I know that the higher level spells require the sacrifice of innocense which can only be done through pedo practices thus all witches require the spiritual cleansing of fire.
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>>26477394
>>26481315
Happy to hear it, anons! Hopefully it will all turn out well.
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>>26484162
>As a pagan that understands
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>>26471718
I hope you get beheaded by a Deus Vult Larper
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Sorry LADIES, this is WIZARD and WARLOCK territory. No GIRLS allowed.
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>>26470239
Ill get high
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Will pray for dead grannie
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>>26482616
>Witches .... kill children
Christians will say "protect the children :(" but then shrug their shoulders when a Christian shoots up a school
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Hedges ain't gonna make themselves.
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wow this board really is full of underage women
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>>26484846
epic
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>>26480203
>contributes more than me to the discussion
>gotta deny this instinctively
>>26482080
Trance work
>>26484162
Spells can evolve as well as us.
More efficiency should be the goal regardless.

Everyone else needs a history lesson.
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>>26486061
The only thing that anon "contributed" was some bullshit pseudo-scientific time written by a flat earther.
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>>26486168
>still mad a psychologist contributes more than a priest(ess)
>confused by divine right
Try particle physics.
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>>26480203

>I'm a Wiccan priestess and I've probably turned down more sex than you've even had.

ahahaha imagine having a fucking vagina

ahahahaha as if any remotely slim man cant go on grindr and catch any dick they want

holy fucking shit!
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>>26486433
>gay druids
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>>26474431
It smells like tobacco if you're smart and marijuana if you're stupid....

>>26484061
Unfortunately I'm a boy, but I can trap like the best of them....

The Death channel is the most asshurt place in the Universe....
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is there a difference between a magickian and a witch? is there overlap between the two? can you be boht? did mummy ever love me?
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>>26486875
That's real sexy bro !!!
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>>26486892
Magicians are just bards with magic.
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>>26479971
Someone who follows a tradition that would be happy to see faggots like you dead most likely ;)
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Witchcraft is a larp and a perversion of true magic, concerned more with tradition and image than the core of what true magic is.
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>>26486591

>missing the point exactly like a dumb bitch would
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>>26488530
(You) sir are a "dumb bitch"
But "Fool" would look better on you.
Also,
>>26486433
Don't throw shade just because I brought true darkness.
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>>26488724
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>>26470239
>smearing shit all over my face for a spell to make trump lose electio, also lots of screaming
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>>26488847
You wreak of violence.
>>26486433
And gay.
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>>26488912
I've dranken hemlock for my sins myself....
You'd be surprised....
Poison only makes me stronger....
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>>26479971
Most likely. I noticed a similar behavior in /ng/
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>>26470239
I’m not a witch, but I’m married to one
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All I know is that society started going downhill when we stopped burning witches at the stake. True story.
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gay
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>>26488980

She thinks we're one person... OMEGALUL
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>>26486433
your sad
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>>26489773
Z I N G
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>>26489807
SALEM and the WONDERS of the INVISIBLE WORLD
1630
6
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Every single fucking slut out there do shit about real dark magic, ya'll only are into the witchcraft shit to shame your parents.

Go out and make a real curse or practice real witchcraft, fucking whores.

Btw, op is a ________
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Okay if it's so easy to kill us then why don't you all try to kill me right now?

Oh look! Nothing happened. :)

>>26471020
Psh. You can still be a witch and celebrate Halloween.

And masonic lodges just steal from us, and badly I might add. So does the Catholic Church XD
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>>26490613

My sad?

Sad An!...

...Little one!
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>>26490782

We Wuz QWANZ!
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Not really wicca, but plan on using Halloween to do intense meditation to encourage visions. Possibly also dig deep into old astrology as a way of predicting the future. Perhaps dable back in some different things like bone casting, water scrying, ect. I'm undecided.
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>>26470497
>So what in hell do witches do anyway?
Follow reddit trends in order to pretend they have a personality.
t. have a relative who does this. No one is impressed with her. Her husband just kind of looks away in shame when you mention it.
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>>26480063
I mainly go on Slavic paganism forums for this reason, paganism blogs in English lead me to fat American women tumblr/discord servers where they talk about their kids and lavender syrup and honey jar spells
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>>26491152
>they talk about their kids and lavender syrup and honey jar spells
This. Try asking them what specific culture they follow and watch them drool on themselves.



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