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What are some strange things you remember happening in elementary/middle school?
When I was in 4th grade, the fattest kid in my class had a stroke one morning. He just suddenly started crying and his body slumped on one side. They called an ambulance. He has been unable to hear out of his left ear since.
Another time, I remember there being a total eclipse, but the teacher INSISTED we did not leave our desks to see it. He closed the blinds midway through.
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>>25720264
A nurse told us about “wanking” and I was only 9 it was really weird.
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>>25720264
My mother was the bus driver. I remember getting up really late one night, and having to go on a bus ride. My mother told me it wasn't late, it was early, and we had to pick up a new student out of town. It was a long drive, so that's why it was still dark out.
I just slept most of the bus ride, but I remember a sudden hard stop that woke me up. There was some random kid, and when I saw him I just fell asleep again. When I woke up again, it was daylight and we were at school. I was pretty young, so who knows, it might've been nothing but a dream.
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>>25720264
in 7th grade our school was part of a program that gave iBooks to all elementary schoolers (I believe Maine was the first state to sign onto this...it was when the importance of the Internet was first catching on).
One day our teacher was projecting the content of his screen onto the whiteboard and didn't realize it. He was in the WorldBook program, on an article about frogs, scrubbing back and forth on an animation of frogs having sex. He did this for several minutes until someone told him he was projecting.
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>>25720264
The teacher probably didn't trust a bunch of shitty kids not to look directly at the eclipse and fuck up their eyes.
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>>25720360
Native Americans would look at the sun for 24 hours straight during certain festivals. They could still see afterward. You can stare at the sun for as long as you want. That teacher was a witch.
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>>25720360
this could have been the case.
In freshman year (outside of OP's scope, I know), we had 9 bombscares in a row. Subsequent days. By the third we came to expect them. Eventually the police caught the perpetrator and she was expelled. Still a very strange time, knowing that the day would end early but not knowing when.
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>>25720282
Hot
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>be me, ninth grader
>Relatively normal day
>Get to World History class
>Do dumb stuff with friends
>Class begins, everybody paying attention for once
>Suddenly, hear a loud boom
>Whole classroom shakes
>Nobody but me reacts tho
>Later find out stoner kid I knew was playing hookie and crashed his mom's car into a transformer at the time of the "boom", further down the road that the school is on
Dude was fine but it was still weird that nobody reacted to the sound
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>>25720578
strange that he would crash so close to the school when that was the place he was specifically trying to avoid
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>>25720734
The road itself is pretty long and wraps around 3 developments (and a lot of offroading/cut spot trails) and out to two separate highways. Dude was probably hanging with some fellow stoners beforehand or just using what is otherwise a major transport artery in the town.
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>>25720303
Your mom roofied you.
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>>25720264
Not super weird but when I was in middle school there was a sudden alarm going off. It was lunch and all the staff rushed the kids out of the cafeteria. The woman on the speakers was telling everyone to get out and that it wasn’t a drill, but not why. I remember standing out in the cold for a while before we were just let back in. No one ever explained what happened, it was like it hadn’t happened at all and I was too shy to ask questions.
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the more i think about what i never cared to remember.
heres one.
the bbc came to my school (suburb of south london)and filmed my class during gym. this was back in the seventies the days of black plimsols.
the fragment of memory i have is of tying my best friends school tie around his neck whilst being filmed by the bbc.
it was shown on bbc 2.
completely innocuous
but there are many of these innocuous broken memory fragments
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>>25720443
Lol, you cannot stare at the sun for as long as you wish, Stevie Wonder
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in school in junior infant (kindergarden) in pretty rural-ish ireland. a black child moves into our class. no other blacks. teacher makes us line up and feel his hair and look at his white hands. thought it was totally normal at the time, prety weird looking back
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>>25720264
I was probably one of the weird things. Somehow I was always under everyones radar, and could even miss classes without teachers noticing. The whole school was pretty much a park to take a stroll through, so if I ever decided to pop out then it was a bit of a surprise to some people.
https://youtu.be/V1n6Khkvjwc
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>>25721387
Sadly, very likely.
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i remember a day in elementary school I was probably six or seven where we had to line up outside an office at my school
one by one they called us in and there was a woman that gave us pink liquid in a paper cup
tasted salty and she looked inside our mouths after to make sure we actually drank it
and then we all went to recess and the day proceeded as normal
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>>25720443
are you fucking stupid
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There was this black kid named Leon, he was popular, athletic and had fairly good grades. One day he just up and disappeared, nobody knew what happened to him, and the teachers acted like he never existed. Still fucked up when I think about it.
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>>25720314
Based
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>>25720282
uk?
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>>25720264
Once I beat a classmate in front of the teachers and he got scolded.
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In 5th grade I remember the sky turning red. Like during a forest fire. I don't remember any strange smell though. And the sky turned blue in time for recess.
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Not my experience, but still a school one.
>School in mixed quality suburbs
>If you work in education, you'll figure out that suburban schools have the same assload of issues with drugs/violence/sex crimes that urban schools are known for, but also that suburban schools are just good at keeping up appearences
>Not too relevant of a statement but it sort of pops up in the story
>Cue new kid who's family just immigrated here
>Overall good kid, not necessarily a genius but not one that would start shit either
>One problem
>Dude starts talking to the walls
>Clearly hallucinating, acting like he's being chased or invisible flying things are assaulting him
>Other times will blankly stare at nothing
>Teachers genuinely concerned, prepare to intervene and try to get the kid help (there are multiple processes to do this in schools)
>Principal forcibly stops them from helping the kids
>Says the kids behavior is something "lost in translation"
>pulls muh cultural relativism card too
>Threatens the staff that try to help him. Thinks he'll get sued or damage the schools reputation for having this issue on the first place
>Probably didn't test the kid properly when he entered
>Kid gets into hs barely (grades understanday went to shit, and being a suburban school he got pushed through without much questioning)
>Tries to hang himself
>Gets institutionalized
>Was schizophrenic
Dude literally made a point not to help him or get the kid help. If there is any justice in this it's that the superintendent moved the Principal down a few positions and gave him a shit job in a school he hated out of retaliation. Otherwise this "incident" is still mostly under wraps
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Not anything weird.

>Kindergarten
>San Jose, CA
>Be me, im in ESL class becuz immigrant
>The teachers are some asian lady and native american guy
>For some reason, the asian lady and other asian teachers do not like me...im fckin 5-6 years old
>One day, she literally knocked me out and tried to put me in a closet and lock me in
>I knew what she was doing I tried my hardest to fight and screamed to let her not do this
>I tried telling my parents about this, parents dont understand English well and I didnt communicate it correctly to them
>I/my parents never notified any school officials about this incident or incidents


Looking back, I could have made $$$$$$ out of this fuckin incident. Did school beatings were normal in 1995? I wonder if this asian bitch was doing this to other kids and what shes up too now. I did not know her last name. Too young at the time
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>>25720264
Freemasons came to our school to collect dental, fingerprints, and videotape us reading off our address, phone number, our names. Claimed it was about helping law enforcement identify missing kids. I think I was in 3rd grade.
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>>25723324
Get in contact with the school you idiot. Cancel that bitch.
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>>25723376
wait that was the masons lol? i remember doing this but i only remember the cops doing it
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>>25723389
That public school has now become a charter school unfortunately. This was 25 years ago anon
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One time in primary school these young people came to the school to give a talk about dental care. They had these special small-headed toothbrushes that were available and if we wanted one we could pay a small amount and we would get one. I never got my toothbrush and neither did anyone else. They ever came back to the school. The whole incident seems very odd in retrospect and I wonder if it was all a cover for something else.
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>>25723519
My friend and I have found the flier and his parents copy of the id VHS, it confirms it as a Mason program. I’ve googled it too. Pretty weird.

>>25723521
Damn.
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>>25723703
jesus. what is the program called? i probably did mine around 1999-2000 in massachusetts so i'll have it see if it was operating there
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>>25723884
Alright that’s weird cause I’m from Mass as well, lived my whole life here and went to school here. And you’re gonna think I’m pulling your leg but the program is called the Masonic Child Identification Program. The shorthand is CHIP, I shit you not.
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>>25720443
The sun is only out for 12 hours fuck head
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>>25724125
Depends on latitude and time of year. Go north enough and you can have the sun out for 24 hours.
He could have been talking about eskimos living within the arctic circle.
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>>25723324
>>I tried telling my parents about this, parents dont understand English well and I didnt communicate it correctly to them
What the fuck are you talking about? If they spoke a different language, why didn't you tell them in that language? Are you trying to tell me they didn't teach you whatever they spoke?
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Always thought penis inspection day was pretty weird
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>>25724473
what about it
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>>25722138
This is the most believable one in this thread. They always wanna touch the hair.
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>>25723703
Find it, covert it and throw it online
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>>25724195
>>25724424
Lmfao such a valid point
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When I was in elementary, a kid got his head smacked on the concrete ground and started seizuring up. They immediately evacuated the other students and nobody ever found what what happened to him.
There were also these bathrooms that were in the basement of the oldest school buildings, they were used only when it was raining. They were never well lit, and it wasn't uncommon to find dead cockroaches. Apparently a student tripped down the stairs leading to the girl's bathroom and died, the whole place was considered haunted and the students weren't allowed to go alone.
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>>25724672
Shit, that’s pretty good
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>>25720578
Remonds me of when my high school was upgrading their alarm systems. We were told that even if there were false alarms, we should treat them as normal. Okay, that happened a few times... then one day, the alarm went off during a class change. The thing is, they'd never trained us for that, and our administration got really pissy about stupid shit, so everybody just went to their next class. The administration, needless to say, flipped its shit.

Also, someone maced the cafeteria.

>>25722516
You now have the machine inside you.
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>>25723376

This happened to me too. In Pennsylvania. Masons came and took that from everyone at an afterschool group.
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>>25722677
I would guess he's not ok after that experience
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>>25722555
checked the devil and god
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>>25720264
I can hear old TV's turn on from really far away. One day in the 3rd grade I was walking back from the bathroom when I hear a TV kick on in a near by room, so I looked in to see a teacher id never seen before standing very still right in front of a blank screen.Even back then I was freaked out.
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>>25723376

Did you go to a private school? I'm pretty sure I remember doing it back in the early 90's. The CHIP program is associated with the state department, FBI and various other state governments. The data goes into a database that helps identify kids if they go missing. They actually have a website with info on it
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>>25724930
I understand the purpose of it for sure. It just seemed odd to me. And no it wasn’t a private school, but I lived in a wealthier town. I distinctly remember feeling weirded our by the flier, one of the pictures of it had a clown with a kid. If I had the flier I’d take pictures but it’s my friends and he isn’t at his parents house.
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>>25720443
Sun gazing is an occult ritual. It supposedly activates the 3rd eye. Some theorize this is why (((they're))) terraforming to block out the sun.
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>>25721952
Please be in a suicide PSA or equally chuckle worthy.
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>>25722202
You sound like you have an angsty undertail theme RPG to get to as your shitty dark/rude rogue who doesn't take any support skills and just stealths a lot.
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>>25722555
A wild The Devil and God are Raging Inside Me appears.
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>>25723376
My buddy sent this to me a few months ago
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Some people said that there are tunnels below my school that connects other big buildings, they say they kidnapped people through them when the dictatorship ruled.
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>>25720443
>Watching the sun 24 hours
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>>25723324
...chris chan?
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>>25720360
>You can stare at the sun for as long as you want.
You can choose to have vision too.
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>>25725381
>dictatorship
What country?
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This girl in 4th grade cut herself by rubbing an eraser back and forth really fast. I wonder what was going on in her life to do that in 4th grade.
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>>25720264
I used to say "nigger" and lots of racial stuff as a kid 1st-4th grade and genuinely didnt understand why my teacher would yell at me for it. the black kids called me a cracker and whatnot and I called them niggers and monkey people. it was just a comeback to me, I even had black friends at that time. I got told to wait outside and got sent to the principals office for this and was confused to why. it wasnt until 5th grade that I was even explained to that its not socially acceptable to call kids niggers or whatever. there was one time I really got in trouble for this, it was like this school play thing, I was the Cowardly Lion in the Wizard of Oz, some black kids made fun of me at lunch for doing it and I smashed their styrafoam lunch trays and just ruined their shit and called them niggers out of rage and got sent home and suspended for the week for that. this was the early 90s. I also got suspended from school in 5th grade for bringing those snap n pop things to recess. they considered them fireworks/explosives. looking back on this its hard to believe it really happened.
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>>25720264
>, I remember there being a total eclipse, but the teacher INSISTED we did not leave our desks to see it. He closed the blinds midway through.
Same
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>>25726533
Not really strange, seems to me like kid behavior.
>Forbidden word
>Use it all the time
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When I was in like 4th grade a girl on the playground said "hey I bet I can make it feel like I put a hole through your finger just by pinching it"

I think she took her two fingernails and put them into my fingernail but I dont remember the exact motion.

Sure enough as soon as she did it, I felt one of the worst pains I've ever felt.
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some kid in kindergarden dropped a brick on his head (ye no idea where he found that fucking brick.) all children were told to gather around at the front entrance/door. the educator got the screaming, crying kid iwth blood all over his face standing there to demonstrate it to us. "this is what happens when you kids play with bricks."
still haunts me to this day. i still remember how i had to gag a few times.
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>girl I grew up with
>her name was crystal
>our moms would trade times to baby sit us
>I only had a brother so I asked to see her naked one day
>she does it
>not even sexual because I dont understand what sex is yet
>her younger sister sees crystal naked and also gets undressed
>I shrug it off and go back to collecting dandelions or whatever in the back yard
>her mom sees her 2 daughters naked and yells at them to get dressed
it was at this moment I realized adults get angry if you dont have clothes on
another time at the same house
>hay crystal what does your tongue taste like?
>idk you cant taste your own tounge
>lets touch tongues to see what it taste like
>we do it
>shes a year older than me and forbids me to tell anyone we did this
>what why?
during the same time I remember stealing cigarettes from my friends parents and smoking them in the back yard. I was 6 I think. there was large parts of my childhood I remember doing things completely unsupervised and now I wonder where all the adults were. My parents were divorsed early on, I was at home a lot with only my brother. it was like that movie Kids sometimes growing up in the rural south. there was this really weird time where my neighborhood friends aunt(?) came over and gave us porn mags and was awfully friendly with us and we thought that was totally normal, no other adults would be around for days and its so bizarre to think about now.
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When I was in kindergarten our teacher told all of the boys who had to use the bathroom to pee to go ahead and go In together. We had a bathroom in the classroom, like a little private room in the pack corner. We all stood around the toilet bowl with our little wieners out pissing together, laughing and giggling at how different each other’s dicks looked. Probably about seven of us.
Later on my dad told me she was arrested for trafficking cocaine so that made sense.
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>>25724424
I juggled native language and English. I didn't pickup my native language. Understand but don't speak.

I'm a fuck up
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>>25725405
Who??
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>>25720443
>Native Americans would look at the sun for 24 hours straight during certain festivals. They could still see afterward. You can stare at the sun for as long as you want. That teacher was a witch.

Oh! What would be of this site without american winsdom
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When I was in 3rd-4th grade (don't really remember), some kid climbed on to the very top of the play place complex thing, and jumped off. Got carried off in a wheelchair, never saw them again.
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>>25724195
Eskimos aren't native Americans
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>>25720264
10, maybe more, people passed out and nobody knows why. This was at a relatively small community college. In my 9am class we saw paramedics walk past twice with people on a stretcher. By my class at 11 maybe 6 people had passed out. They were mostly in completely different rooms and had no contact with each other that they knew of. The next day I found out that several other people passed out in the afternoon. The really odd part is that the school said everyone that passed out was doing good and was released from the hospital. There was never an explanation given. The people that passed out didn't even know what caused it.
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>>25721868
In the 70s in 5th grade all us kids got free gum balls, two of them each wrapped in cellophane. We were told they were NutraSweet, a new sugar substitute. They literally tested aspartame on us like we were guinea pigs. I also remember the first DARE anti drug classes, they had a display case with actual drugs like weed, coke and heroin in it, for 4th graders to pass around, and a comic book with Mad Magazine type cartoons of a guy getting high and zooming up like a rocket then crashing. Made all us kids really want to try drugs after.
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>>25723654
They gave us kids these little pills/candy to suck on, they would discolor our teeth to supposedly show where tooth decay was happening. I loved the taste of those pills it was like sweet vanilla. I wonder what they really were. We also saw a cartoon about a machine that turned boys into girls, and a movie where a violent dad wrapped a kid's dog up in heavy chains and tried to drown it in a lake.
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when I was 5/6 the teacher taught us how to meditate.
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>>25726533
lol this reminds me of a story from gradeschool. i was a racist, but only as a joke. black girl at the movie theatre wants to be my date? nope. black girls have hit on me alot, because im ultra white blondie so its forbidden fruit. anyways the best story

>black girl in one of my classes
>she will not stop talking shit, cracker, witeboy etc anything she could think of
>like i give a fuck, its just annoying
>one day i get fed up, and tell her if she doesnt stop i will give her the worst insult ever
>she dont stop, so in front of the whole class i say.. hey, your skin.. its the color of shit
>class erupts, she shrinks into nothing and yes she stopped and never talked shit again
and this was like late 80s so i didnt get in trouble somehow.

one more story i hate women so i used to goad them into attacking me since they know they wont get in trouble for it so they just start swinging.. but its a trap and im an orange belt so i just slam my elbow into their slow ass oncoming fist. i do this alot, and never get in trouble. one day they got fed up and 6+ came at me armed with jump ropes. i was like oh shit, but all they tried to do is tie me up.. and im gonna just let you do that lol? yeah no. i called them dumb sluts, and that they will always be ttrash. i am not nice to women still lol, but im getting better.
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Mine makes no sense but it's been a memory since childhood
>First grade
>Female teacher starts talking about the differences between boys and girls
>Grabs two students and makes them stand on desks as models
>Eventually forces them to strip as we all gawk

I don't know wtf that was all about
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>>25722516
Lugola? Was this in Europe?

Mom had the same experience due to chernobyl disaster
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>>25720264
When i was in primary school one day i was playing with a ruler, bending it and there was this kid sitting next to me, i broke the ruler and i dont know if it was just my imagination or a flawed memory but i remember a piece of plastic from the ruler hit him and got stuck above his eyebrow, i asked him if he was alright and he told me yes while smiling, the thing tho is that he failed primary school and to this day i still think that piece of plastic somehow penetrated his skull and damaged his brain
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>>25722516
I've read lots of posts about this on the Fortean Times forums. Usually it was a vitamin that the community was deficient in, or a contraceptive against radiation poisoning due to proximity to Chernobyl
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>>25720314
Similar thing happened with me with the whitebroad projection meme

>Have IT class
>New teacher takes a really strong dislike to me
>So I take one back
>Desks are around the perimeter of the room with the monitors facing inward so she can easily keep an eye on everyone's stuff and to be sure they aren't fucking around on MSN
>Except for me who she makes sit directly in front of her desk alone (although my monitor faces away from her, but I'm too close to really be able to get away with anything, hence the point in making me sit there)
>Everyone waits for class to start and they talk among themselves
>I'm on my own so I just sit like a dickhead
>Wait for her to sort things out
>School has just installed projectors, but she can't seem to get it working properly
>Suddenly flickers on
>Messiest desktop I've ever seen
>A lot of files are video files
>Notice some have obvious bestiality names and a lot have XXX in the title
>Point this out to everyone but everyone thinks I'm memeing and takes no notice
>She obviously notices and pulls the VGA out
>Opens program and reconnects so you can't see desktop
>End of lesson she asks me to hang back
>Asks me if I really saw what I said I did
>Confirm it
>She looks half panicky and half sad
>Tells me if I don't say anything we can "wipe the slate clean"
>Agree because I'm not a total dickhead
>Following day I'm informed I'm not longer allowed in her lessons because I'm too disruptive and have to stay in a mong class
>Fuck this
>Immediately grass her up
>Puts on her best "who? me?" face
>Argue my point until she agrees to show the HoY her laptop desktop
>Does
>It's all been cleaned up
>Looks super fucking smug
>Get put on report for making up lies and get detention
>Sly cunt
>Be cigarette seller which is like being a banker in school
>"Pay" poor kid two cigarettes to smash her car windows while I'm on detention
>She accuses me
>Do my "who? me?" face
>Have perfect alibi because I was on detention
>Hunter becomes the hunted
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>>25723654
That's just capitalism, dude. No different from when they let the YoYo people in for the show, but really it was to sell YoYos
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>>25721952
Black plimsols and doing PE in your underpants and vest. Ah those were the days.

t.fellow English oldfag
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15 yo in 1991. Mum gets a psychic for a reading. I go in to, she looks very shocked, 'which one of your friends has a motorbike?', me 'None', 'Yes they do, or they have access to one, you must think, something really bad is going to happen soon'. Told a few mates about it, two week later heard on the school bus a kid I was best friends with in middle school died on the back of a motorbike. Still feel guilty to this day.
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>>25727081
Autism is terrifying
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>first grade
>teacher assembles our class to give us our first The Talk
>"'Sexual Contact' means any time someone touches you on the private parts"
>"Oh that's like when my mom's boyfriend touches me down there!"
>Dead silence
>everyone staring at me
that was a fun day
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>>25727477
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>>25725448
Argentina. My country kidnapped commies, wannabe commies and punksin the 70s
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>>25726533
You acted like a kid. I mean we laugh at foreigners, people with pale skin, people with dark skin, etc, and -shocking- it's okay to do it if you don't "mean" it; you're just making fun of his most apparent characteristic, like calling a Jew money grabbing silkworm or something
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>>25722138
kek
what year countrymen?
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>>25726693
Neat
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>>25727081
Dude stfu and join an orthodox church
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>>25720264
this pic has made me decide I will never put my parents in a nursing home
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>>25720264
The retarded girl in our class just passed away. Girl was late while the class was mourning. She thought everyone was sad because she was late and made a lowkey scene about it.
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>>25725137
lmao they picked the creepiest possible design for a program purportedly to help children.

notice how the cop is leading the children AWAY from the viewer. the silhouette makes it feel like the figures are becoming permanently anonymous.

i don't really know any masonic symbolism, but can any anons weigh in on the significance on being led to a star and a badge? any masonic costumes that have the same outline as a police uniform? i also think it's funny that the masonic logo is in between the viewer and the children, like 'hold it right there, parents, they belong to the masons now'
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When I was in 1st grade, they took the whole class outside for a walk in this field behind the school, where we just happened to stumble across what looked like a huge, white egg. We took it back to the classroom and our teacher told us it was a dinosaur egg. One of my friends in class told us that he "saw something about this on the news," so it had to be real. My friend and I even skipped recess to stay by the egg just in case it hatched. Then at the end of the day the teacher revealed that it was a watermelon -- they painted a goddamn watermelon white and hid it outside in the field just to goof on a bunch of first graders. We were supposed to eat the melon and have a laugh or something but it fucking traumatized me. All I learned was that authority figures will lie to you for absolutely no reason and you shouldn't believe what anyone tells you.
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a kid's knee cap on a fence post up the hill
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>>25727937
this creeps me out even at 29, nice job teachers

It reminds me of when I was in elementary school and was totally sure that the lunch lady was a witch that wanted to kill and eat us. I sat as far from the kitchen doors as I could, and even avoided lunch when possible. One halloween she actually dressed up in a black dress and pointy hat. I called my mom crying that day
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Are teacher stories ok?
>Have kid, will call him "L"
>First year having the kid in a class but he's been in the district long enough to be known by the staff
>L is hyper intelligent, but minor and documented behavioral problems
>Kids family life is utter shit tho, people have had to get him out of the house due to parents threatening to kill him
>Gifted programs want him, because, again, kids IQ is higher than most ADULTS
Now, I know GATE has become a recent boogieman for /x/, but the training you need to actually teach GATE is actually just a Special Ed cert where I live and you barely have any oversight in what you do. Also, on another note, people with high IQ tend to have mental health problems (https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0160289616303324), and you can call me a glownigger all you want for stating it.
>So kid is removed from a handful of classes, but not mine
>Kid still doing good
>Even according to the GATE (who I share a break with) kid is doing good
>Issue comes with his otherwise minor behavioral problems not staying so minor
>L always had a big mouth but it's not like he would cause trouble, but now he's starting shit in both GATE and regular classes
>L gets kicked out of GATE
>Maybe returning to the old environment will get him to chill
>Not at first, L is hyper
>Turns out he's been living with Grandma recently
>Ls grandma has had him since he started GATE and neither her nor the parents let us know (L told us)
>After a few meetings with grandma, becomes clear she lets L get away with anything and coddles this 13 year old like a toddler
>It's better than the outright malevolent situation with his parents but kid is starting to mentally regress from it
>After two weeks of behavioral nonsense kid is back to normal
>Seemingly no issues at all, not starting fights or not paying attention in class
>Grandma refusing to talk to us
>Don't care bout grandma, the L we know is back
Fin
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>>25728049
As a bit of a continuation, L having a problem wasn't so much the weird part, the weird part is the rapid decline followed by a sudden, inexplicable return to normal
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>>25728049
maybe they put him on meds? Or, if the parents were threatening, that had to come from somewhere - maybe Grandma herself regressed to her old discipline style
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>>25722555
chek'd and then immediately threw on that record
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>>25728144
>Meds
It's possible, but if the parents or grandma did they, again, didn't let us know, and there were no changes to the IEP implying whatever drug it was wasn't for his prior (and otherwise rare) behavioral problems. If anything the rona shut down makes me worry for the kid, as he got physically stuck in shit household A with his parents or shit household B with the grandma that doesn't do a damn thing (unless she actually started to discipline like you hinted)
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>>25727663
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>>25726966
gas leak?
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>>25724079

Other Massanons had weird school expriences? I don't think I had anything Overtly masonic but I do have quite a few Questionable school stories from my elementary and middle school years if anons are interested
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>Questionable school stories from my elementary and middle school years if anons are interested
yes we are interested.
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>>25728332
I got too cocky bros and let petty revenge rule my dick.
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>>25728968
Okay, my memory of my elementary/middle school days are pretty spotty but I think I can manage to get my point across...
Story one: so when I was in third grade, the part of the school that housed the third grade was getting renovated, so my class and another class had to move to an unused basement area of the school that had old abandoned classrooms from the 1920s-1950s. That within itself was weird enough but in addition to it being weird and run down, there was also a tard "Playroom" next door (I dont know what the proper term is but that is what it essentially was) so you would hear crying and screaming most of the time during lessons. (Don't know what went on in there but it didn't sound too good) but the strangest part was that the school was testing some new stuff in the curriculum, two new classes, "Health" and "Drama" Drama wasn't too noteworthy besides one time a girl had a complete mental breakdown and we had to stop the class...but health was a strange one, the only two things I remember distinctly from that class was that we had to fill out these worksheets that had to do with "body boundries" and went into weird detail about molestation and similar stuff. The "Health" class also had many lessons regarding anti Smoking/Tobacco stuff. I personally thought these were quite heavy topics for third graders.
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>be first grade/second
>chill with the one other girl in my grade
>really into animals like coyotes or something
>we play around with glue like letting it dry and peeling it off like normal kids or whatever
>dont remember if it was with paper clips or scissors or what but then we started cutting ourselves and make designs and shit on our hands like scarification
>I think she cut her name into the top of her hand

idk looking back at this it doesnt seem normal..? I started self harming in high school pretty severely and she moved and did a transgender transition ftm.. maybe we were like two abused kids that bonded
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>>25727862
i think it was like 2001 or 2002
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>>25728049
L is back 2401
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>>25722516
Fucking pink paste..
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>>25727614
Back to r*ddit underage
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>>25720443
No wonder those fucking retards couldn’t see the fine print on all those unfair contracts they signed with the colonists. This legitimately explains a lot.
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>>25724999
It better fucking do, because after too much sun gazing you risk losing your first two.
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>>25725137
Okay, this is creepy as fuck.
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>>25726990
They did the same in my school nd I hated it because after it they would give us fluoride mouthwash, still don't think it was anything related to the supernatural or conspiracies because it was a private school in a third world shithole and the bitch doing it was the mom of one of our classmates which we all hated.
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>>25726533
What a based child you were, holy shit.
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>>25726828
That’s just sad.
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>>25724999

Wasted digits
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>>25726814
Penis inspection day
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>>25720264
Not really weird but back in high school a teacher brought a bomb to school and we all got dismissed early. she got arrested lol
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>>25720360
Any kid can stand outside and stare at the sun ffs.
My elementary teachers did this too
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>>25720264
When I was in elementary school probably second grade or something u went out of the classroom to go to the toilet, but I noticed that the halls were eerily empty so u thought "im just gonna walk around a bit" until I noticed that all the doors that lead out of/into the building where chained and locked up.
I went to the bathroom and returned to the classroom, don't remember anything else about that day.
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>>25727844
Pretty based ngl
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>>25729883
For some reason my phone's autocorrect turned all the I's into u's
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>>25725137
>>25729678
>>25727935
really I think this is just the Mason's doing their benevolent community service thing. I bet that they are concerned about public perception of their contributions, so they added their logo nice and large so people knew they were helping the community. It may have backfired, but nevertheless - I doubt this is malicious
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my flute teacher lost a few of his fingers in a thresher accident. He still taught me the flute with his stubs.
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>>25729907
Yeah, I doubt it’s malicious, masons are usually quite underwhelming IRL. The picture is still creepy as fuck though.
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>>25720264
>Be me, 5th grade
>There was this hispanic school staff member who loved to fuck around with kids
>She stood outside during recess and before school, always watching kids just play around like kids
>If anyone "misbehaved" she would give them an exaggerated punishment and would reprimand the kid until they cried.
>School has extremely strict dress code staff loves to take advantage of
>Girl was wearing navy blue leggings (dress code appropriate, no black allowed), bitch runs up to her from literally a quarter-mile away and grabs her arm yelling "take off your pants, or go to the office. TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS. GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE, THEN"
>Her spite for children was insane, classmates said she had "eagle eyes". Worst part was that she enjoyed it.
Here's the creepy part
>Be me
>Recess time :---DDDdd
>Eagle Eyed Bitch rounds up a bunch of kids playing tag, she tells them to stand against the chainlink fence, ass out with hands up.
>20 somethin kids on the fence, I'm bystanding
>Eagle pulls out her camera, not a phone, a fucking camera
>Take multiple pictures of kids in lewd situation
>Oh-fucking-K
>Bell rings, run lights speed away
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>>25729883
My school did this because of their retarded over the top reaction to Dunblane.

>School takes the "precaution" of modernising the one door everyone uses to get into school
>I'm not sure how it works but if you're outside you need to use a key to open the door or the handle goes all the way around, but from the inside you can open it without a key and by just pushing the handle down (assuming it isn't locked from the inside with a key)
>They lock it during lessons anyway so you can't open it from the inside without a key
>Surely that will deter any madman with a gun who is intent on murdering a bunch of kids
>Yep, this new lock on this shitty wooden door with with two huge single pane windows on it, with a full length single pane window next to it, and then all of the classrooms that run along from it, or any of the massive fucking single pane windows on the ground floor for that matter, will keep anyone out I'd love to see someone manage to get in through those kind of impenetrable defences

It was just completely retarded. After I left they decided it wasn't safe enough and needed more safeness add to it. So they destroyed the whole school, rebuilt it further from the entrance, and put up a giant 8' tall spiked metal fence. All because there was a school shooting once in a different country.
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>>25727081
>racist only as a joke
>one more story, i hate women
I'm lucky to not be autistic
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>>25727081
Whew, you are legit an autist.
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>>25727477
Holy shit fucking based
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>>25722516
bro i got vaccines at school man. is that normal?
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>>25725108
Not same anon, but honestly, being underlooked can be the best thing for you in any school. It means you don't get targeted by either bullies or shit teachers with a god complex. You sound like the angsty kid everyone laughed at because he got targeted by teachers, and probably regularly got swirlies and purple nurples.
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>>25730257
You don't want to be overlooked, but you don't want to be looked over too much.

Be the gray man.
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>>25727081
This isn't autism guys, it's straight up faggotry. An autist wouldn't do this, they love women. "M'lady" tips fedora.
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>2nd week of 8th grade
>social studies
>there's a knock on the door and my teacher steps out into the hallway to speak to another teacher
>her body language suggests she just got bad news but we can't hear what's being said
>she collects herself and returns to class
>one kid asks what happened but she says she isn't allowed to say
>she tries to continue the lesson but can't keep herself together and asks us to just read instead
>the bell rings and we all head out into the hallway for our next class
>a dozen kids are running down the hallway shouting THE WORLD TRADE CENTER
>we live in Queens, NY and the other side of our school faces Manhattan
>a friend in another class quickly tells me that a plane hit the World Trade Center and they saw it from the classroom
>their teacher was desperately trying to calm them down when the second plane hit
>my head's reeling but I have to run to my next class
>gym class is next
>gym teacher says that we must all know that two planes crashed into the WTC but also tells us that a plane hit the Pentagon
>freeplay but we're all just talking about what happened and how it obviously isn't an accident
>every class there are fewer kids while the loudspeaker announces whose parents are there to pick them up
>teachers have stopped trying to teach so they just let us talk to each other quietly
>talking to a classmate in math class and he thinks Saddam Hussein must be responsible
>I told him that I wondered if it was that terrorist responsible for that embassy bombing
>I was thinking about Bin Laden but didn't remember the name
>Bin Laden was really all over the news in the year or so before 9/11 and I was pretty obsessed with the news as a kid
>my name is called on the loudspeaker
>my mom picks me up
>my dad works in midtown manhattan and told her he was going to try walking over the 59th street bridge to get home
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>>25720314
hampden academy??
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>>25730373
So? Did the squatch get him?
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>>25720314
reeds brook*** ??
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>>25730373
>my mom and I cross the Long Island Expressway overpass where you have a clear view of the NYC skyline
>there's a plume of smoke where the WTC used to be and the smoke stretches southward
>there is no traffic on the Expressway
>not a single car
>I can hear sirens though
>fighter jets overhead
>nothing but the same clips of the planes hitting the towers on tv
>a year later I'm in high school
>take the subway to get to school
>cops with military gear and machine guns at every other station
>seemed weird at first but eventually it was normal to see those guns everyday
>it took a while to realize that this was the culmination of a fascist coup and it was pulled off so well that most people didn't notice or at least refused to acknowledge it
>smdh
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>>25730393
yes
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>>25730390
no this was up in the County
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>>25724999
They're doing a bad bloody job of it, I've never seen a year with nothing but clear skies like this. If they could seed some rain clouds again that would be appreciated.
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>>25730414
"Fascist coup"

Fuck off you retard.
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>>25720264
>>25726537
ITS A CONSPIRACY
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>>25722305
....wha...what? I'm sorry Anon
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>>25730492
>posts on /x/
>thinks the USA being fascist is hard to believe
Buddy, it's been a fascist state since at the latest 1945 when military and business interests became one and securing the safety of former nazis became a primary goal of our intelligence agencies.

It could have been earlier than 1945 depending on how you view the late 19th/early 20th century relationship between the military and monopoly capital and the way American policy influenced German, Italian, and Spanish fascism.
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>>25727477
based and not fake
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>>25730356
Found the autsist again :/
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>>25730569
Ok kike.
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>>25730569
Is Fascism the only word you know that describes a “bad regime”? Jesus Christ, I am not even arguing with you, but please read a book, you sound like an illiterate cretin.
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>>25730569
>t. I don't know what Fascism even is but let me tell you about Fascism
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>drag kids
>MAPS
>millions of abortions per year
>unbridled (((capitalism)))
>replacement migration in all white countries
>nationwide exploitation of labor.

Ahh yes "fascism"

Read something other than Dinesh D'Souza' tweets.
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>>25730636
This
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>>25730569
when you graduate from the fantasy bubble of State U you will realize how fucking retarded you sound
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>>25730655
Nice dubs, creepy picture doe
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>>25730600
Webster's Dictionary:
>a political philosophy, movement, or regime (such as that of the Fascisti) that exalts nation and often race above the individual and that stands for a centralized autocratic government headed by a dictatorial leader, severe economic and social regimentation, and forcible suppression of opposition

Breaking it down for you:
>a political philosophy, movement, or regime (such as that of the Fascisti) that exalts nation and often race above the individual
Children pledge allegiance to a flag at school, they sing the national anthem at sporting events, patriotism is seen as a virtue, children are taught a skewed version of history where the fatherland is the hero, the "good immigrant" stories center around assimilation, the economy was developed via free labor performed by specific enslaved ethnic groups, the western expansion was lead by a philosophy that America was God's new chosen nation, etc

>that stands for a centralized autocratic government headed by a dictatorial leader
I know that they hold elections every year and the press love to cover the difference between these two parties but these two parties both represent the same set of business interests. If these parties were so different, why didn't Obama make moves to end the war on terror? His administration actually expanded it.

>severe economic and social regimentation, and forcible suppression of opposition
Maybe you have lived a charmed enough life to not experience these things. Believing everything the state department tells you probably helps. Most Germans didn't feel that their life had changed too much under the Nazis until the war began to take place on German soil.
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>>25726460
We had a game like that back in school. The Eraser Game. Rub one on your hand as hard as you can for a while and the biggest scars win. Took like a year to heal
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>>25730655
Colleges and universities are a breeding ground for reactionary right wing ideology. Most of the liberal students are actually just falling for the same lie that you have, which is that there is a marked difference between two political parties that serve the same interests.
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>>25720264
I remember one of my teachers making us do earthquake drills in elementary. That was particularly strange since we were in the middle of nowhere, Texas, and earthquakes are a very rare occurrence. The biggest one we ever had was like a 3.8 and it made the light in everyone's dining room sway a little bit.
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>>25730696
>Most Germans didn't feel that their life had changed too much under the Nazis

I think they probably did considering before that they were living in abject poverty in the disastrous Weimar Republic.
Just accept you're way out of your depth and don't know what you're talking about.
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>>25730714
again, I can tell that you are 16≥20. I do not buy into two parties, and two parties have nothing to do with fascism.
You think colleges are a "breeding ground" for right-wing ideology? Right-wing ideology like the separation of sex and gender, like equality among races, like the constant failures of marxism? Try again. Colleges are the one place that that bullshit is allowed to thrive - and even FUNDED to thrive, because there is still a demographic in this country that thinks American universities teach something valuable outside of objective STEM and Western philosophy.
If the USA were a fascist country you would not be making your ridiculously uninformed claim.
>>25730715
my mom used to tell us about nuclear attack drills that she underwent when she was in elementary school, late sixties early seventies. She grew up near the country's first nuclear missile storage facility, though: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loring_Air_Force_Base
I bet your earthquake practice was just a precaution. You really can never know.
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>>25730373
SHIT I vividly remember. 5th grade science, teach got a call that my mom was picking me up. I was like "ok lol hell yeah I get to leave this joint." Mom is there, waiting. She explains the situation. It's all over the news. Our dad was bound for Virginia, he is safe though thankfully. But damn, I remember thinking "we're being invaded holy SHIT they're going to kill everyone."
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>>25724791
lmao
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>>25730696
Your missing the whole "has an economic system that is a weird bastardization of communism and capitalism". The planned economy/private ownership mixture was a key element to fascism that (You) people like to ignore when drawing comparisons. Also, as a history teacher your post is rife with oversimplifications of reality. Our economy was only developed by slave labor on a regional basis as opposed to a national whole. The "good immigrant stories" that are circulated rarely feature a full assimilation and instead a shared pride for their homeland and adopted country. Nearly all Germans felt the effects of regime change (watch Third Reich: The Rise as just one example that hits this pretty well). And that's just to name a few issues with your post.
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>>25727937
They do exactly this with adults.
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>>25727937
this is pretty based ngl
distrust is more important than trust
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>>25720264
Some Asian kid dating an Indian girl at my private highschool got his whole life completely fucked up monumentally.

To give you some background: I went to a very affluent private highschool in the south. Like kids of CEOs and celebrities would sometimes attend (we weren’t one of those Jewish yeshiva schools or Californian Hollywood institutes). Despite how affluent our area and neighborhoods were, we always had a borderline race war at an ongoing basis. Until I had graduated I honestly thought it was normal to see and experience hate at that level.

The major “factions” were the Indians (honestly, the most racist and spiteful out there despite being numerically small- even towards themselves), Hispanics (same but numerically huge, and little to no infighting like the Indians), Asians (on par with Indians, not much infighting tho) and black and white people (i was in that group. Most of us went to the same church and thus just sort of hung out- I think we were forced into it due to how hostile everyone else was; we had outliers from the other groups in our clique due to church stuff)

Some Asian guy was an überchad in almost every regard. He was great at chess and was offered scholarships for it, a pro at swimming and was offered mentor ship from Olympic athletes, had good grades, was pretty handsome did internships with republican senators and had political ambitions- you get the picture

So he decides to date a hot Indian chick. This is a huge no-no to the Indians. They immediately “disown” her, call her really racist shit in hindi, and start to fight the Asian guy and his group on a near daily basis

Some crazy shit happened during this time. An Asian dude getting jumped at the mall by some Indians. An Indian getting thrown from some stairs by a group of Asians. Some Hispanic dudes from that clique decided to join up with the Indians. I didnt understand their discount tribal tier logic in that decision and that just kept adding up
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>>25730291
>Be the gray man.
It took me until my 40s to learn the value of being the gray man. Probably because it took me until then to grow sufficiently numb to the loneliness. Still, if there was one lesson I could send back in time to my younger self, it'd be this.
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>>25729863
kek
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>>25732321
>Despite how affluent our area and neighborhoods were, we always had a borderline race war at an ongoing basis. Until I had graduated I honestly thought it was normal to see and experience hate at that level.
Explains a lot about rich kids
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>>25732321
So while all this shit was happening, Asian dude and his Indian gf are trying to just go by

Allegedly Indian gf’s parents also really didn’t like the Asian kid too due to his race, but those were rumors. I do know for a fact that his parents were cool with her

Still I couldn’t help but feel like if the dude kept it in his pants or just dated more “strategically” all of this violence and madness would have been avoided- but that’s easy for me to say now, knowing what I do at this point in time. Poor son of a bitch

One day, while Asian guy is coming back to grab a spare change of clothes from his house after a morning swim meet, the Indian gf had taken a spare key and hid herself in his closest

As he’s rummaging through his shit, she bursts out of the pile of clothes she’s hidden in and surprise scares him

In turn, he grabs a gun from his waistband and fires multiple times at her, immediately killing her

Panicked, he drops the gun and just books it outside. He doesn’t even bother with the car; that’s the level of fucked in his head he is

Later on when the police came, it rocked the whole town. His parents were in shock, and the Indian gf’s parents were out for blood

All of those opportunities he had, were now flushed away. He was hit with multiple court dates and legal troubles. Her parents have made it their goal to now make his life a living hell

While his parents spend tons and tons of money trying to get their son out of this mess- while he’s doing god knows what; things at school went from really bad to beyond fucked

All the Asians are suddenly targeted by all the other groups. Violence and retribution attacks happen so often it still shocks me to this day that nobody ended up killed

There were rumors of Asian girls getting sexually attacked- but nobody ever came forward with anything

I was glad that I had no bone in that fight.

The Asian guy’s family is struggling pretty bad financially, last I heard
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There was a real dumb guy in our class. I mean "gets confused between angles and temperature" dumb. But that's okay. He's our village idiot and he fit nicely in the classroom hierarchy. Out of nowhere he went silent. Barely any communication with anyone. I haven't heard his voice in a year. Even when you speak to him it's as if he's daydreaming eternally.
>PE lesson
>everyone is playing tennis
>I see the guy standing in the field with a packet of doritos
>he eats one and drops the other in the field
>wtf
>wait for him to leave
>walk over to the spot
>zero doritos on the floor

Seems creepy right. Bare in mind we're 14. So obviously we fuck around and get in trouble a lot. One day we all had to stand in the sun after school for an hour as our detention. All lined up in our different classes in alphabetical order. Dumbo is infront of me.
>randomly passes out on me
>drops on me then the floor
>everyone acts like nothing happened
>literally on the floor for the last 5 minutes of detention
It's was such a matrix moment for me. Barely anyone turned around and the ones who looked at him only did so for a second and forgot about it the next day. I was the last one to leave because when my class was sent to go I had a whole WTF face. Teacher just told me go calmly.

Kid spent a couple weeks separated from us in a separate class and literally disappeared from the face of this world. Even kids who were deported by feds still got in touch with us even thought they're in a fucking 3rd world desert.

I genuinely believe I was the only sane person in my year group. Everyone else was a NPC
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>>25730492
glowie detected
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>>25724473
i liked it, far superior to anus inspection day
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>>25732473
>There was a real dumb guy in our class. I mean "gets confused between angles and temperature" dumb.
literally me
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>>25732430
>he grabs a gun from his waistband
wtf
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When i was in elementary school i was attending to a school that was in the outskirts, only separated by a chain link fence to the wilderness. One day an old doll appeared roughly 5 meters away from the fence. It had a missing eye and naturally very worn out. I remember it had a dirty white dress and no hair. The next day it was visibly furthher away from the fence, and it kept moving subsequently until it one day got out of sight.
I also once got shoved into a closet, by some kid in pre-school, but the bell rang and he just left so i got out.
Once someone throwed a bunch of used condomns into the schoolyard.
A kid lost a figer (or close to it) when another kid smashed the door and he, unluckily had his hand in the wrong place.
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>>25724999
>Some = Me
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>>25726828
I was the same way with Italian, I could speak it fluently before I went to school, now I can just understand it
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4th grade science class we did a science experiment. Teacher gave us a large bottle of water, small paper cup and a bowl of sugar. We were instructed to fill the cup with a tsp. of sugar and water and increase the increment by 1 several times. We were told to write how the water tasted by each time we upped the dose. TFW my teacher really liked the begining of men in black so much she got off on her students drinking sugar water. Seriously, why the fuck was this part of a class?
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>>25732430
cool it down with the reddit spacing you utter retard
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>>25732430
like dis if u cry erreytime
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>>25722516
I think I had this with a GATE class.
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>>25729685
Thank you for replying. Giving pills to children is wrong.
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>>25723519
Many cops are masons.
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school got shot up and had a few bomb threats
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>>25726533
I gave the middle finger to the teacher back in 2nd grade or so.
Had no idea what it meant. But the stupid teacher assumed a young kind would know what it means and got very angry at me.
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>>25722516
probably albendazole for parasite>>25722305
>>25726533
>the black kids called me a cracker and whatnot and I called them niggers and monkey people
lol based
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Kindergarten Tacoma WA 1975 I was called in to the principal because I beat up a set of twins for kicking and pranking me. I noticed a movie poster with Shatner and some goat monster. I thought it was odd unsettling thing to have in an elementary school.

The Principal gave me a pill so I tried chewing on it thinking it was a flintstones but he told me to drink it with water. My mom said my demeanor changed from hyper and extroverted to quiet and withdrawn.
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>>25720264
Was this kids name Sam?
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>>25720303
hi george
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>>25729247
I remember having Health class too. Now that I think about it, it is kinda weird that they smooshed sex-ed and DARE style “drug awareness” lessons into the same class.
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>>25728968
Yeah. I was in the Boston area, not Boston itself.

Had a "speech class" that was apparently GATE. Had the pink liquid in the small cup. Also had audio tests.
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>>25721952
the big black cock came to my school
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>>25727081
Cringed so hard it made my teeth hurt
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>>25723519
Same thing
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>>25730013
hot wish this happened to me
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>>25720264
This would have been the 80s, rural school. We had sirens that sounded like tornado sirens (western NC, so no tornados) and we'd have to sit under our desks with our hands over our heads and heads down. We were told it was a drill for when we were nuked by the Russians. If we were outside on the playground (under the high voltage humming power lines of course) we had to run inside and sit in the hallways facing the lockers with our hands behind our heads.
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>>25723376
I remember getting in trouble because I refused to do it. I told them I didn't do anything wrong and walked myself to the principal's office and told him to call my mom. Pretty sure they just thought I was being a bitch but I really thought they were taking my fingerprints so they could frame me later. My mom got me out of it because I was paranoid and she knew it would be easier dealing with the principal than with me later freaking out about it.
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>>25726990
We were told they had fluoride in them. We were given them, too in the 80s. https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B001BJQGES
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>>25730701
I remember in elementary school we had a game called 21 animals where you had to take turns rubbing the eraser on the back of your hand and naming 21 animals
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>>25727477
Dumb faggot
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This one time a prop comic came to my elementary school. He had a maybe 6 foot tall prop locker made to look like a Dr.Seuss machine. he pulled different body parts out of it and told us about them. The moral of this hour long show was that the brain is the best computer in the world.
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>>25728034
what the fuck did he mean by this
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All throughout first grade adults would take me out of class during math and put my in a room with a table and some chairs. Various nice people (they were always smiling and often gave candy) would sit in the room with me and write notes while I played with toys. If I asked them questions, they would simply tell me they’re not allowed to talk to me. I didn’t mind this as I got to skip math and play for a whole year.
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Nothing super weird but in 4th grade I was outside during recess one day I wanted to get my pogs out of my desk so I tried to go back into the classroom. The teacher, who was usually pretty chill, immediately started freaking out "GET OUT, GET OUT" I tried to explain why I was there and he stood up and physically shoved me out of the room. Looking back on it I might I have walked in while he was jerking off.

Also in 2nd grade we randomly had a tornado drill. Tornadoes aren't unheard of where I live, but aren't common, and I though it was weird that we drilled for it once and never again.
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>>25724842
You are the only other person I've ever heard say this!

My last CRT was one of those that just had a blank black screen when it wasn't tuned to a specific channel...like if it was left on an input other than the cable when you were done playing video games and forgot to turn the tv off? I could HEAR the tv...UPSTAIRS when it was in that state. When I would turn it off, I could feel a pulse wash over me like a sudden stiff breeze.Nobody else ever could.
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>>25727477
cont?
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>>25720572
Every time I look at this fucking picture I get spooked, does anyone have the source other than that one creepypasta?
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>>25727901
Lol, give more deets pls
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I went to a catholic elementary school and was a seventh grader in a 7/8 split class. The local priest came to talk with the eight graders for their upcoming confirmation. It was awkward and it was clear that he was annoyed/frustrated by none of us engaging with him. At the end of his lesson he randomly said, "by the way, when people die they don't become angels." Then he just left. It was really weird and unprompted. I guess he was pissed off and wanted to scare us or something.
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In 2nd or 3rd grade. Left my Evel Kenivel lunch box at school at end of the year. Dread telling my dad about it as I thought I would get walloped. Finally break down and tell him. He walks me to school, tells me to go get it. I go into classroom, see lunchbox on table with a couple others. Grab it and walk out. I remember my teacher being at her desk but never looking up. I didnt say a word.
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>>25735428
During our confirmation classes, our priest said it was fine to speed on a road with no other traffic.
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I think this was 3rd or 4th grade. During gym it becomes apparent that my brother and I do not know how to skip. For some reason, this is treated as a major deficiency. We are taken out of normal classes in the afternoon for several days to learn how to skip. The gym teacher had this stupid record and taped squares on the floor in the main hallway.
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>>25720282
>he hasn’t been jacking off since he was nine
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>>25730778
>16≥20
kek kek kek what?
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>>25726693
That friendly aunt was grooming you
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>>25730414
Based
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>>25720443
how would they stare at the sun when it sets retard? fake and gay.
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In my high school the sons of the superintendent, vice principal, and some receptionists all got together with their friends and did what they always did, which was get drunk in the high school parking lot. Only this time, they had bought several baby chicks from atwoods, and lit them on fire and then ran them over with their cars while drinking and laughing the whole time. They would’ve gotten away with it if only they didn’t post it on their Snapchat stories. Tons of people saw it and the police found out very quickly. They asked the school for the camera footage from that night but they didn’t cooperate for 2 weeks, which was conveniently right after the cameras automatically deleted the footage for storage reasons. Eventually the superintendent’s son gets arrested and booked, and immediately gets bail. The only person out of the three who actually bought the chickens to get arrested for any period longer than 15 minutes was the one who wasn’t an administrators kid, unfortunately. The only justice that ended up coming from that was that all of the administrators involved got fired by the school board.
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I remember none of it until high school. Empty space from birth to teenage years. My "teachers" say hi to me when I'm at the market but I don't recognize them in the slightest. I don't know if it's some dark thing that happened that my memory has suppressed, but I'd like to know.
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>>25720264
A humanities teacher in year 9 that was a kinky faggot.
He would come to school usually wearing leathers, he bent over to help some kid and he had whip marks all over his back and ass.
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>>25726966
Mass hysteria
Fortean Times has regular roundups of this happening all over the world
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>>25735805
>wearing leathers
Nigga do u mean he wore em under his clothes or did he come to school in a gimp suit
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>>25727494
Thirded for English and old!
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>>25730600
Actually he sounds coherent and you sound foolish. It's not even a hot take
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>>25729671
Lol
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>>25720264
>Told my teacher I felt constipated and couldn't poo
>She sighs and takes me into the bathroom
>Puts on a rubber glove and fingers my asshole, scoops the poo out
>I thank her and carry on playing with the other kids
>20 years later I remember this out of the blue and only just now realised how fucked up it was.

Did this happen to anyone else?
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>>25735961
Another child that only knows word “fascism” to describe a regime he doesn’t like. Read a book, and you will be embarrassed of how ignorant you were. Again, I am not saying that he is incoherent, I am saying he doesn’t understand what he is talking about and makes himself (and, by extension, you) look foolish.
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>>25735805
Based gimp.

>>25735934
I hope it’s the second.
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>>25727844
seems real to have underground tunnel networks meant to kidnap commies
You should rally a group to go explore them and see if you reach any conclusions on where they took the fags
saludos pibe
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in 1st grade they called us all in 1 by one to look at pictures. They asked us to tell them how we felt about the pictures. I vividly remember them showing me a picture of a penis.
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>>25736112
Maybe it was something innocent and you just chose to see a penis there? Admit it, you little fag!
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>>25736041
But see, I get the impression that you don't "read books" about this sort of thing. Can you name a few of these books?

Guy made a point that is pretty much a consensus historian one, except it would be more fair to say that Napoleon III and the Second French Empire is a better antecedent to fascism than 19th century usa -- but yes, one defining feature of fascism is the intersection of national bourgeois interests and a hyper-militarized nationalistic society. do you think mussolini and co just 'poofed' out of no where, or is there not a historical precedent? and a continuation?

it's not about "a regime he doesn't like" as you claim, it's an actual argument with merit. you can't just call people children because you don't read historical scholarship and understand what they're talking about. you've replaced academia with 4chan. actually, you just sound like someone reiterating a right-wing american talking point when liberals talk about trump or whatever. where'd you go to school. anon?
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>>25736123
it was either a penis or a mushroom. and brother
that wasn’t a mushroom
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>>25736123
but yes that’s what my parents said to me when i told them about it years later. No doubt in my mind they showed me a picture of a cock. What i don’t understand is WHY
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>>25730373
>Be britfag
>Feeling really ill at school
>Decide to tough it out since it's the afternoon
>On bus home
>Feeling fucking awful, rest head on seat in front and focus on not throwing up
>Bus driver is a fucking bro and always has the radio on
>Instead of music the radio is very serious and talking about the Twin Towers
>For some reason think the DJ means the Petronas Twin Towers in Kuala Lumper
>Wonder why the radio is making such a big deal as they usually don't give a shit about Asia
>Bus eventually arrives in my town and I stagger home
>Immediately flop into bed
>My mother comes in, turns on my TV to the news and sits on the end of my bed
>mfw complain to her that I'm really sick, please turn off the TV and let me lie in the dark and quiet until I feel better

It was certainly a surprise to see the news when I felt better the next day.
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>>25735934
He wore leather pants and a vest with a skinny shirt underneath.
When he bent over they opened up and revealed his gimp battle scars.
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>>25729347
>ftm
what a complete waste of female, its a damn shame they fall for those tricks
either way, that's pretty fucked up.
care to elaborate on the 'abuse' you two suffered?
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>>25736137
It might have been a cockshroom, don’t be so sure.

>>25736146
They were checking you fag-index. And you have failed!
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>>25736176
Now remembering stories about the cool bus driver.

>We call him Stan
>His name isn't Stan
>Always has the popular radio station on
>Will crank it on full blast if we ask
>We all fucking love him
>One day we're cruising along
>Suddenly the bus slams its brakes on
>We all go flying, wonder wtf happened
>Stan gets out
>Car in front was being a dick and caused him to do an emergency stop
>Stan is standing in the road screaming at this idiot driver
>Full fucking Papa Wolf fury unleashed on this moron
>We're all standing on the seats and in the aisle staring in awe
>Stan slams the driver's door shut and storms back to the bus
>We all scramble back to our seats
>Stan gets back in, starts up bus again
>We're all super quiet, not sure how to react
>He turns the radio up again and continues as if nothing ever happened

Bonus:
>Someone calls the radio station and asks them to give Stan a shout out
>DJ obliges
>"Shout out to Stan driving the [name] bus, taking the kids from [school] home!"
>Stan goes bright red
>Whole bus erupts in cheers

What a legend.
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>>25736223
That’s not really weird.
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>>25736185
Did that influence your sexuality growing up?
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>Kindergarten, 2000 or 2001
>playing on the playground with other kids in the after school program because my parents worked late
>playground is located on a small, fenced in hill a few feet away from the sidewalk and a busy intersection
>suddenly I hear noise
>everyone starts screaming and freaking out
>notice they're all running towards the intersection, so I run over to the fence to see what's going on
>see a twisted leg coming out from under a car
>then a shoe about 10ft away from the accident
>at that point the director of the program begins ushering everyone inside
>remember her making us all sit in a circle in silence to address what had happened
>distinctly remember her telling us not to tell our parents about what had happened that day

God, I will never forget the feeling in my stomach when I saw how far that kids shoe had flown down the road. I hope he lived.
Recently I went back through the newspapers from those 2 years, and I found no mention of it. Kinda weird because it's a relatively small town; traffic accidents always make the news.
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>>25727194
Kek
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>>25736284
I can't say it did.
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>>25735780
happened to me too
my mind is so spotted I barely remember anything from those years
I don't if it is because I chose to forgot 'old me' or something else happened that made me forget, but it's still rly weird
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>>25736288
It’s a conspiracy and you have to get to the truth.
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>>25723654
you got robbed, grow up
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This happened at a k-8 school in my county that I didn't go to. There was a huge metal fence that slid on a track to open and one day it fell off the track and crushed a 1st grader, everyone saw it and there was blood everywhere. They made the school janitor clean it which was not quite as fucked up but still pretty bad
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>>25736498
>k-8 school in my county that I didn't go to
Because you went to k-9? Heyyaaaaaaaaaa!
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>>25727081
>one more story i hate women

Wow plot twist of the century, didn't expect that from a comment that was 100% distilled autism
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>>25735065
There isn't one really m8. I wasn't allowed in her class afterwards still, but I didn't end up in the mong class neither. A different IT teacher said I could go in his class during her lessons if the HoY would allow it, which they did. The only reason he allowed me in his class was because he used to work with my mother and he was pretty cool.
In a really strange way it was due to him that I ended up finding 4chan all those years ago

>Talk about horror films and things of that nature one day with him
>Asks me if I've seen Faces of Death
>I haven't
>Brings in a copy for me the next day
>Watch it
>Not bad
>It whets my appetite
>Start looking up shock sites and things
>Find one called SnuffX
>It's a bit like Efukt but has more daily uploads and a pretty populated forum
>Join forum
>It's full of the edgiest tryhards
>One of them mentions /b/ but they all agree that they aren't THAT edgy and tryhard to actually go there, they've just heard stories about it
>Well I'm edgy and tryhard enough so I head over there to find out what it is
>From /b/ I discover /x/ and from there I start discovering other boards
>I've never left since

In another way the teacher into dog fucking is responsible for me being here. It's like the butterfly effect or something like that. How one small insignificant thing can happen that leads to another that leads to another that leads to you wasting more than a decade of your life.
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>>25720264
I grew up in a small seaside town in Maine, we had something happen that still creeps me out back in middle school

>Went to a pretty small school
>Only had two bathrooms in the entire building
>One for boys and one for girls
>Bathrooms are right by the cafeteria side by side
>One day girls come bursting out of the bathroom
>They're all screaming bloody murder and running
>Teachers chase them down and talk to them
>Everyone curious what the hell was going on
>Group of girls talking and sobbing to the teachers
>We think they saw a spider or some shit
>Suddenly the police show up
>Shit is getting serious now as even more show up
>Me and the boys sneak in closer to listen in
>One cop comes out of the bathroom
>"Yeah...yeah it's still in there, seal it up" is all we hear
>They make an announcement next day
>Think it's going to be bomb/drug related or some shit
>Principle comes out and says we're switching to one bathroom
>And that he won't answer any questions regarding the situation
>They seal up the entire girl's bathroom
>They literally weld the fucking doors shutand board up the window
>They even go as far as to block the vents connecting the two bathrooms
>Try asking the girls what the fuck happened
>None of them will talk about it
>Try bugging our teachers about it
>Told to stop asking about it or we'll get in trouble
>To this day have no idea what the fuck was in that bathroom
>School was torn down last year and replaced

I have some friends from middle school still on Facebook, kind of still curious and should ask them, but don't want to piss anyone off, I wonder what the fuck happened, was it an animal? bomb? poison? No fucking idea.
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>>25728060
No one cares
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>>25720264
I'm not sure how much this counts

>Join secondary school
>Have English teacher who's alright but she has to be about 70
>Get home and my dad asks me how it was etc because it was my first day
>It was alright
>Asks me about my English teacher because he loved English in school
>Tell him
>Says it's a funny coincidence that my English teacher and his have the same name
>"Maybe it's her"
>Tells me it wouldn't be because she was about 70 way back then
>Start describing her
>Says it really sounds a lot like her
>Ask her the next day if she taught my dad
>Says yes, but she's probably just being polite
>On parents evening (can't remember what you call those in America) dad sees her and they both immediately recognise each other
>Dad is spooped and says she looks exactly the same as when she taught him like 30 years earlier
>She retires a couple of years before I leave
>About 15 years later I'm walking through a park with a friend
>See who I'm sure is her walking towards us, but she's looking a different way because there's a good view in the park
>Get closer and it's her
>Looks literally identical to how she did in school
>Not sure if I should speak because I'm not sure if she'll remember me
>Get close and she still isn't looking so I'm about to say "sup nigga"
>Don't get the chance
>She doesn't even look at me, she just keeps walking and looking at the view "hi anon, how's your dad?"
>Doesn't stop and keeps walking, doesn't look at me once
>Google her just now to see if she's died or how old she is
>Pretty unique name and there's only one result who could remotely be her
>She's 96
>Except when I seen her in the park was about 4 years ago
>And there's no fucking way she was 92

So what's up with her /x/? Is she a witch?
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>>25736639
I bet it was your anal virginity.
Seriously though, ask them, don’t be a pussy.
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>>25736679
Based immortal grandma, spooking kids since 1812.
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When I was in school a cult of Saturnists brought down three buildings and memory holed into two destroyed by radical Islam
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>>25720264
your teacher was a fag for doing that
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>>25720264
I went to a school in rural Australia so it was a very small town with nothing to do except get up to trouble as a kid. There was one guy who was two years older than me and he was notorious for being aggressive, violent and overall a bad kid who got expelled for drugs in Year 10. He had a younger brother in my year level who was dodgy but a pretty nice bloke I was never close friends with him but had him in classes and spoke to him. Never knew how those two could be related and only two years separate. He was a bit sensitive about home life and never spoke of his brother. One day, when we were in senior year (Year 12) the younger brother got jumped by three guys in our year level after school and bashed. The next day during lunch break his older brother just walks into school nonchalantly and when he finds one of the guys who beat up his brother he pulled out a knife and stabbed him in the lower back and managed to slash open his arm before a teacher and some brave students overpowered and disarmed him. Luckily the guy who got stabbed survived and the older brother went to jail. I witnessed it and man it was the bloodiest most gnarly thing I've seen.
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>>25735666
Sick and wrong. But also helplessly erotic... depending on the aunt.
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>>25727081
Do it If you have balls, in front of a black People
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>>25732430
Holy shit. Poor dumb bastard, getting in those troubles for curry pussy.

I feel for his parents, they didn't deserve such an imbecile child
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>>25720264
This one time in highschool, during a fire drill, this guy in the marching band who theoretically had a consensual relationship with this actual by-legal-definition 300lb retarded girl who wore diapers into the band room to have sex, and they got caught during the inspection of the school to ensure everyone left safely during the fire drill. I don’t know if he was charged with a crime or not. Back when I had a Facebook I looked at his profile one time and it was a bunch of furry stuff & him in a Naruto headband. Saw him working at Culver’s when I was on leave from the military, which means he’s been working at the Culver’s for 6 years without reaching a promotion.
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>>25720282
not necessarily that creepy, even though i geniunely believe that there's some creeps (of both sexes) that seep in schools. not in a school context, but when i was 13 or 14 the female doctor i went to pulled down my pants by surprise, without even asking just to have a quick look. heard a friend mention pretty much the same thing, this time in an hospital, around the same age. i don't think that they had bad intentions, but imagine a pedo in that context.

to stick to the subject, when i was in primary school someone in my class brought a kitchen knife in his backpack, and probably showed it to scare someone and/or to show off. the reasons were never clear, but it pretty much became the deal of the week, i believe that the teachers tried to investigate around his household and parents but i don't know if that led to anything.

i later went to a slightly "ghetto" middle school with a bad reputation and similar stuff happened multiple times then, but the context was different, it was more visible and often it was obvious that it was simply teenage peeps being edgy and stupid, so i had a different view on it and that first event remained the weirdest, most mysterious in my mind. that middle school was a little wild though, there was often fights, one time some students getting to the roof and throwing rocks and stuff on the people beneath, some students in other classes selling drugs, a burned car, and years before i came here a student who raped a girl in a basement and the rumor distorted through time (it happened outside the school but it was often said that it happened inside the school).
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>>25733408
No, his name is/was Miles
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>>25736017
>got his asshole fingered by his teacher
nice
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>>25733450
Not even close
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>>25732747
A giant messy block of text is just much more effective at communicating, I forgot
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>>25727081
>tfw no feminist death squads
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>>25736366
Elaboratadorate
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>>25737130
based delinquent older brother
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When I was in Year 6, we were doing WWII and the weird kid in my class came in with a genuine fucking air raid siren and a bayonet. We spent ages setting the siren off (they are unimaginably fucking loud) and he had the bayonet in show and tell. A bayonet is- and was- a Class 1 offensive weapon.
Nobody stopped him.
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>>25727516
>>25730116
>>25730135
>>25730356
>>25733573
>>25736559
>unironically excusing violent and nasty people just because they are women
>simping this badly
I wish I was as badass and awesome as you guys hahahah
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>>25736639
One of the genemod slaves the elites have shut up in the underground escaped through the plumbing and ended up in the girl's bathroom
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>>25738523
This is 4chan. We greentext here instead of having big messy walls of text. It makes things easier to read.
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>>25734868
Yeah, I can hear the subtle, tinnitus whine of CRT TVs as well (I'm not the anon you responded to). Not sure if I can feel it from a distance, since it's been a while since I've had one
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>>25735780
Me again
My only memory throughout the first 15 years of life is playing PS2 in a foldout chair but I can never figure out what game I was playing or when it was aside from knowing when my dad had traded in the PS2 for a 3 for a general timeline
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>Kindergarten
>Playing house with the girls, only time in my life that women wanted to be around me
>Kid named Joshua comes up and asks to play
>Girls say no
>Starts freaking out and knocking all of the toy kitchen supplies off of the toy stove/refrigerator
>Tell him "go away stupid retard"
>He leaves
thatwaseasy.jpg
>Comes back two minutes later
>Gets up in my face and pulls out swiss army knife
>Starts yelling at me and jabbing it towards me without hitting
I don't think he actually had the intention of stabbing me because the blade never made it within an inch of my stomach
>Lard ass teacher notices the yelling
>Waddles over with walkie-talkie in hand trying to contact the assistant principal
>Puts down the walkie talkie, grabs the knife with one hand, grabs his wrist with the other
>Didn't see Joshua for the rest of the month
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>>25732635
Asianiggas
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>>25738951
Chiggas
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>>25738941
>Playing house with the girls, only time in my life that women wanted to be around me
That, Anon, is far too relatable.
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>>25730569
>the country that has been fascist since 1945 had a fascist coup in 2001
k
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Kids were fapping under desks, I remember that.
Girl fucked herself with a chocolate bar.

Paranormal though, not really
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>>25739051
... and nobody noticed?
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>senior year
>be out of the country toward end of the year
>no phone for three weeks
>get back to the states just to have my phone light the fuck up
>”Are you okay annon?”
>”what’s going on up there?”
>wtf.jpg
>start texting the bros
>turns out high school weird kid got caught skipping class
>told school officer he saw a guy with a gun
>while school locked down
>every cop from surrounding counties called in
>SWAT team nearly domes a teacher in the school weight room
Shit was wild. Glad I missed it
Pic related
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>>25724195
Eskimos don't stare at the sun they're too busy slaughtering entire whale pods and drinking hand sanitizer. Seriously.
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>School has program with local authority
>We have to take kids who would otherwise be in a school for troublemakers or not in school at all
>Something to do with "discriminating kids from underprivileged backgrounds" or something like that
>They're all rough as fuck and totally violent
>All of them have assistants with them to calm them down when they start going berserk
>Few teachers sign up for it too when they aren't teaching a lesson or the assistants need a break
>Have one of these kids in my class
>Pure psycho
>You can tell when he's getting worked up because he goes bright red
>Kids nickname him Tommy Tomato
>They don't say it to his face though
>Goes mental one day and his assistant takes him out of the class
>See him afterwards totally chilled
>They're always like that afterwards, like they've had a big sedative or something
>Turned out the assistants (and whichever teachers had signed up) would take them to the medical office to "relieve them of their pent up aggression"
>As in it was down to the assistants and teachers to personally relieve them, they didn't relieve themselves
>And when I talking about reliving I'm not talking about them needing a piss
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>>25739105
well, yeah they were caught, that's how I know about it
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>>25739108
Pleasant Grove utah?
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>>25733470
Yeah just thought it was really strange to got into detail about sexual and drug stuff with 9yos
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>>25739136
I hope you're talking about them needing to take a shit
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>>25733471
Audio tests are starting to sound familiar, was there any computer/Typing lessons involved per chance?
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>>25739136
....

The teachers wanked them off?
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>>25728968
Massanon here I can provide more stories later when I get off work
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>>25739169
See >>25739190
I'm not proud of my school.
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>>25736017
God i wish that was me
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>>25739205
I wish I’d acted up in school.
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>>25727860
LOL
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>>25739155
Yessir
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>Middle school, 8th grade science class
>Teacher let me sit with my friend JC for about the entire year because we weren't too disruptive and got our work turned in on time
>Each table in the classroom had 4 students at it, JC was on my right, and across from me was a whale I'll call Edith, and a popular black guy I'll call Jamari
>About halfway through class, JC and I had been finished with work for a long time
>Fucking around on our phones, playing pocket mortys
>JC gets text from Grandma saying "Are you alright? Whats going on?"
>He responds with "Yeah, what do you mean?"
>No response after that
Fast forward about 10 minutes
>Edith looks up from her phone
>"Holy shit guys, my mom says 2 6th graders brought guns"
>Hell breaks loose, class goes nuts
Everybody immediately accepted it as the truth because several other students had been texted about it already. Found out later my mom texted my sister about it, but not me because I am not the favorite child
>Jamari starts crying, flips out his phone and starts taking a video for his snapchat story
>"I don't know whats going on guys, I think I'm going to die"
I thought that was pretty funny because he always puts on a facade of being a big tough guy, like most niggers do
>Loudspeaker goes off, "Attention students, we are now in a code red lockdown"
Unlike the niggers, JC and I weren't really freaking out because the school layout positions the 6th graders on the opposite side of our school and a floor below, giving us enough time to either barricade the door or gtfo
>An hour goes by, no gunshots
>Rest of the day goes on normally, except about half of the students have gotten picked up by their parents

The rest of the story I pieced together when I got home
>Night before, retard#1 makes a post to his snapchat story of him holding a gun captioned "Watch out tmmrw (school name)"
>Retard#2 takes a screenshot and posts on his instagram story captioned "I'm with u bro"
cont.
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>>25739439
>One of Retard#2's followers sees post before school, and shows their mom
>The mom then contacts the school
>Retard#2 shows up to school, gets tackled by a police officer
>Search his backpack and find an airsoft gun
A fucking airsoft gun
>Retard#1 doesn't show up to school, swat team raids his house
>At some point after that someone's mom contacts the news, and everyone thinks a different shooting is happening and start contacting kids

It was a pretty weird day
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>>25736146
MCOCK ULTRA
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>>25726814
>We all stood around the toilet bowl with our little wieners out pissing together, laughing and giggling at how different each other’s dicks looked.
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>>25738546
my mind doesn't remember very much from the years prior to 9th grade.
just a few memories here and there, but if someone asked me where I had being to or what I've done in those years I wouldn't be able to answer.
I also remember 9th grade being the best year of my life, even though from what my parents tell me I didn't do anything that different from the previous years
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>>25736679
Pretty spoonky if true,, did you tell your dad you think she’s a vampire or some shit, I heard a similar story from a friend
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>>25736639
Get in contact with one of the teachers if you don't feel comfortable asking your friends
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>>25739733
>did you tell your dad you think she’s a vampire or some shit

Nah. I did tell him I had seen her though and she still looked the same, but he just gave me a little look and changed the subject.
He's the type where if you tell him something /x/ related happened he'll screech at you for being a gullible retard, but if he tells you something /x/ related happened to him and he sees any hint that you don't believe him he'll start screeching about you being narrow-minded. I hate having any conversation with him if any part of it can be left open to interpretation because of that.
What happened with your friend though? I'm interested in hearing about it.
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>>25735650
You've never passed elementary algebra?
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>>25723324
>Did school beatings were normal in 1995?
Maybe you deserved it if you haven't learned proper english in the 25 years you've been hypotehtically speaking it.
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>>25724195
native americans live in antartica, didn't you know
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>>25728968
Massanon here, pink liquid in small cup from as recently as 2000
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Massfag here. Anyone else in a GATE program? Or remember the hearing and vision tests? Or get fingerprinted in Elementary as a class?
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>>25741180
I remember getting hearing and vision tests as a kid. But I don’t remember finding anything odd about that.
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>>25738811
Greentext isn’t the only way to convey a message
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>>25741224
The ones with the flashing lights and the instructions you had to do the opposite of? It was always right before the memory cards on test day.
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>>25741330
No, I don’t think I remember having those, sorry.

Just normal vision and hearing tests. Like reading the letters. And wearing a headset and pushing a little button as soon as I could hear the tone.
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>>25740871
Massanon, can confirm pink liquid as late as 2008
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>>25741448
Our vision tests were hard as fuck. You had to look through this thing that was sort of like a Virtual Boy and click a button when certain things came up. The things that came up weren't really straightforward though. It was like "click the button if what you see is a duck" and it would be a chicken, but they were just solid outlines and the screen was blurry as all heck and what you were identifying was only on screen for a second anywaay. A few of my friends ended up wearing glasses through failing the test and then none of them had them a year or two later.
100% scam by the optician mob. They were probably in league with those toothbrush charlatans the other anon mentioned.
Not who you're replying to btw.
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>>25741548
It’s sometimes normal for kids to wear glasses for just a year and then stop. They’re called corrective lenses.
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>>25733533
haven't laughed to a 4chan post in a long time
well done



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