Are they watching you too? Do they know that you know? They think they're being subtle and coy, but the truth is they're obvious to anyone with eyes. But I gotta say, maybe us real Anons should make a calling card, or a sign, or phrase we can share so that we know when we're dealing with a real agent of truth. Any suggestions?
>>25402498I'm just a wandering housekeeper.
>>25402509That's right, baby. And it's just the way god made me. So what's it gonna take for you guys to let me live in peace?
>>25402531If ya can't beat them...
>>25402498I honestly don't know. It's possible I guess.I don't care enough to check.
>>25402568Where do I sign up?
The signs are all over and few of them have changed in thousands of years. Are you asking for help learning to read them?
>*static* I'm in>they're about to reveal their secret handshake, stand by *static*
Yeah. I have received visits and I know they listen to my phone calls. They also cut my Internet as a warning. They even stole two of my memes.
nice bait thread, or info thread for me to know the thing i already know is also known by the people i know but didn't realize knew me in a way i didn't know they knew?
>>25402498>Are they watching you too?u might just be experiencing being the objective reality for a subject
>>25403188The cure to schizophrenia is realizing both of those are the same thread
>>25402498Why the fuck would 'they' watch me? My life is as mundane as it gets. They'd have a better time playing with dog turds
>>25402638you don't you get draftedwerent you paying attention in anime school
>>25403279Congratulation on not having a brain parasite.
>>25402498Seek truth, but try not to really find it anon.
>>25403282But seriously folks whats the deal with (now government funded!) Japanese animation studio Trigger, formerly known as Gainax. Why are Gunbuster, Evangelion, FLCL, Gurren Lagaan, Kill la Kill, Darling in the Franxx, and SSSS Gridman all able to be summed up with "unsuspecting youth has to deal with unexpected alien appearance" like whats even the point of telling that same story so many times
How do i get the interlopers to FUCK OFF THEY WONT STOP RAPING ME IN MY SLEEP
>>25403333gibli is all about female protags and airplaneseveryone has their own autism dude
>>25403333like if aliens manipulated the timeline to give me those digits for the lulz how would you even know
>>25402498what the FUCK do they want with my anus?
>>25403255well they don’t know me and they’re cowards
>>25403300Congrats on having a brain, does it feel nice or does it sucks worse than not having a brain?
Idk but yesterday my phone started playing Invisible Touch by Genesis despite being idle and with no apps open in the background. Spooped me fr
>>25402498Whose watching who
>>25403343Is that the nobody?
>>25403445For me they mostly just tap really hard on the wall or something nearby when I'm acting a fool. It's despair mixed with awe and a dash of fear
>>25403434Rumor has it not having a brain is pretty rad, but unfortunately it's gonna take a few decades to fully merge with the anime dimension, I fear
>>25403445lmao this rules
>>25403501It's a great song indeed. Glad my NSA agent got good taste.
>>25403492Na dude, having no brain fucking sucks, I'm just sincerely curious if the brain-havers generally feel better than the roaches. I hope the temperature isn't too hot or cold in anime-land, hopefully an adjustable thermostat and maybe friendly waifus
>>25403520Irony aside, I grew a brain about 2 years ago and it legit rules.I just wanna be an immortal ghost already, but I promised I'd help shit out down here first. Whatever, eternity is a long ass time
>>25403350Ghibli doesn't rehash the same plot twist in every single film to the point where it's literally a meme in the anime community
It’s fun to wave at them and help them when they seem lost. They HATE that
>>25403567stop bullshitting, your brain has wifi but mine barely even has an ethernet port. Or maybe it's the other way around, everyone else has free-access wifi on mine but I cant even link up to a single other person
>>25403608no the real question is do you hate us and just how much? We're freely labeled as parasites so there has to be animosity there
>>25403300>>25403434>>25403567wellbased on this exchangei vote the current /x/ password should be "grow a brain" but it should change bi-weekly, of course>And now, the /x/-related occupation segment.To become a "ghostbuster" requires no license—funny huh? anyways, there are three popular methods of combating spirits.The first requires a distinctive piece of equipment—a unidirectional particle dissimilation device WITH a quantum disentanglement attachment. Standard 2/3" attachments by ReaperTECH will do, or a generic one if you can snag one off of eBay. If you use the particle dissimilation device without the quantum disentanglement attachment, the ghost will explode but come right back together again. angry ghost! not so fun.the second method involves a pseudo-pneumatic antimatter rifle, copper rods and magnets, and a select few ancient Sumerian ceremonies, . not easy, not that great, and pretty painful to be honest guys. not gonna recommend this one, but it will burn right through ectoplasm.obviously those last two require some form of imaging to see the ghost if you aren't able to "activate" your spiritual senses (some call this the third eye) to see it.the third method is calling on the name of Jesus, and praying. always does the trick, although it could be argued perhaps, that it's not as fun. but certainly the best option, i would say, if you're on a budget and trying to stop a spirit.The business side is up to you—make sure you understand your local tax laws, keep clean and practice proper social distancing.cheers>>25403333checking these quadsmy guess: they're being used and don't even know. the beings with more knowledge will be the ones who are the oldest. Well, demons can't die but still interact with people on a daily basis. just saying. if you resist God's love, and then empty yourself in some way to to outside energy, this is dangerous, any spirit can go into you. So the received "power"comes at a terrible price.>>25403608what
>>25403614I don't understand this guardian angel shit too well, but it keeps out the riff raff
>>25403333 (Checked)The aliens are monitoring this thread.
>>25403658I forgot Space Patrol Luluco lmao
>>25403658fuckers wont stop following me
>>25403652Well I'm still here, I'm just a pariah, I dare you to try and come at me face to face 1 v 1 on the street, I'll shy away so fast and walk away without altercation that your head will spin
>>25403333checked and who cares
>>25403646>grow a brain>you dont have one, parasiteHow to tell friends
>>25403567>but I promised I'd help shit out down here firstExplain fren?
>>25402498>Are they watching you too?They are.Do they know that you know?Indeed. I've been under surveillance since 1996. Possibly lifetime. Might you know who's watch you? Mine appear to be organized crime types.
>>25402498I'm a bit peeved. I was watched, then forgotten about or left alone or something for years (wow, that was peaceful and nice) and now the intensity is turned up to 11. >>25403646>select few ancient Sumerian ceremoniesI see you too aren't dealing with the average "ghost." Going to assume you are referencing things I am implying, and I must say, the temptation to empty and accept based on the constant assaults is growing greater by the day as it is either that or spend hours in defense/combat layering formations. I have no idea lately why all of a sudden things have gotten so bad and the influences so strong astrally in invasiveness/appearances and with some physical manifestations.
>>25402498Yes, haruki related.
>>25407478Our concepts of psychosis spectrum illness in Western medicine are fundamentally at odds with reality and shit needs to be fixed. WHO data uniformly demonstrates that recovery rates from schizophrenia correlate more access to modern healthcare with worse long-term outcomes.Someone needs to fix this shit, cause a lot of people are suffering at the hands of good natured people who literally don't understand that science in a book is sometimes wrong (particularly when there are individuals living today that are older than the word "schizophrenia").
>>25403333The most important thing a sales man can do is get their foot in the door. Young kid, alien hotty, they're selling an apealing narative to people so that when when they come to you, they can play out that fantasy. I think their interested in coupling at this phase in their program. It's a monumental effort on their part, just remember, your heads a portal.
>>25402498>Any suggestions?Time to grow past wanting a secret handshake for your S3KrET K1UB
>>25410085Also they want an alliance with us. The best alliances are forged in marriage. They're hybrid program isnt for them, because they cant reproduce. They're for us, to get us up to speed. Not everyone's friendly in space.
This is a test. Hello agents~
>>25402498How do I know if I'm an agent of truth? Foreign agents keep pulling stuff out of my head, I don't know anything and it's totally out of my control
>>25403117WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!?!?!??!?! IM PANIXKING
>>25403333Uh guys are we fugg?
>>25402498>Are they watching you too?yes>Do they know that you know? yes and they give me ""their"" hot wives> They think they're being subtle and coy, but the truth is they're obvious to anyone with eyes.i know, glow in the niggers think they're being subtle and coy, but the truth is they're obvious to anyone with eyes.>But I gotta say, maybe us real Anons should make a calling card, or a sign, or phrase we can share so that we know when we're dealing with a real agent of truth. Any suggestions?YES HAIL OUR PROPHET KITTYGOD YONKERS!
I've experienced both pronoia and paranoia. With so mamy examples of people experiencing paranoia...I doubt that there is any conspiracy involving gangstalking or secret groups following so many individuals.However, with that being said, I have had two very extreme events of pronoia in my life that almost seem indisputable. Both instances had large groups of people watching me and gauging my actions whilst I was quite unremarkable and minding my own business. The only thing those two instances had in common was the presence of myself and a girl whom I have failed to identify.Without saying too much, I believe her and I are linked on a very boundless level; but I have failed to identify her. The last instance I saw her was at least a few years ago.I've embarked on a conservative Hanz-tier quest to at least learn her name, but I'm beginning to fear it may be too late. There are other details, but I feel as I may have already said too much.
>>25410489Yup, it's empty
>>25411957Didja lose it somewhere?
>>25410134AND GROW TO USE PSYCHIC HANDSHAKES! Halalyuya I say to you: look not at the fish who cant be seen, that niggah invisible.
>>25412241>look not at the fish who cant be seen, that niggah invisiblekek, absolutely loving this proverb for the modern age