Here's what's happened so far.>crabanon works at a storage unit>hears some metal clanging nearby>goes to the source to see whats going on>calls out if anybody is there>giant 6 foot tall hurt crayfish thing crawls from under the dumpster and starts making a clicking noise>crabanon shits his pants and calls out for help>it clicks louder and chases him while water comes out of its mouth>eventually gets saved by a truck on the highway blasting its horn>it scurries off>crabanon fucking bounces>tells the story here>been a damn long time since theres been a good story so everyone pays attention>eventually other anons find out the location of the unit>they start organizing a meetup and a plan to hunt the crab crayfish thing>eventually gets named chicago nigger crab because dubs>crabanon reluctantly agrees to go to the meetup>1 day later he says hes going there, one hour prior to the meetup>is there 30 minutes early>2 people eventually show up>hawaiian tshirt guy and his friend>they wait a bit more to see if anyone else arrives to no avail>eventually crabanon proposes to drive them to the area where he saw it, only a few blocks down>hawaiian tshirt guy makes an excuse of forgetting something in his car and runs off>friend chats with crabanon>eventually hawaiian t-shirt guy texts friend saying he bailed like pussy faggot>friend goes too>its now just crabanon>streams the whole exploration>cozy as fuck stream, finds some pretty cool shit>no crab thing though>eventually the stream ends and crabanon goes back onto /x/>heads out for now>a few hours later hawaiian t-shirt guy comes, acts like a shithead and tries to shit on crabanon>eventually outed as a coping retard>friend is willing to go back if theres more than 2 peopleThat's about it for now.Previous Threads>>24846370 # >>24859426 # >>24860458 # >>24862107 # >>24866112 #lI’m going to Petes fresh market right now. It’s 7:21pm on may 5th. Meet me there.
>>24890408>chicago crabI though it was Chicago Nigger Crab
>>24890408>bailed out like a pussy faggotwhy are we siding with op exactly? >no camera>no pics>just larpi genuinely wanna know why people would defend someone turning the fuck away from some larptard schitzo.Any undeniable facts op is in the right or is this larp?
I’m here
anyone comin?
If I was close in would easily come. Just pop a few benzos and I'm good for whatever bro.Wish I could help
>>24890446There were 2 guys with OP. Hawaii guy's friend stayed with OP until he realized he fled like a bitch and then left to console him. Later came in saying OP was a "pretty cool dude". Also he seemed alright on the stream of the hunt. Sang Irish folk songs and banged toobs.
>>24890505Got the map of how to get in someone made from the last thread? When pulling into Jus Fun you'll pull up next to a small scrap yard. Head down the path adjacent to the go kart track all the way until you reach the tree line. Then you'll reach the "nice lock" gate.
Reminder not to trust anyone claiming to be OG crab OP. Guy said he isn't coming back to the thread since he doesn't want to be an eceleb and to ask anyone claiming to be him for a pic of the baton with a timestamp.
>>24890611Friendly reminder that while that's how OP got in, this is directly through the land owner's property (the demolition yard) and is likely why the boomer was on to OP, and probably why there were cops there earlier.Instead of turning right at the Jus Fun, carrying on straight past it and past the other storage place seems like a more inconspicuous option.
>>24890408This is so fucking stupid. Some /x/shitfuck made a thread and then a stream, nothing happened and there's multiple threads over some boring fucking nothing burger. You 'people' (I use the word loosely) are fucking desperate and stupid.
/x/phile hunter team when? How hard can a 6 foot tall crab monster thing be to find?
Even if there's no crab it's still some cool urbex of an abandoned water park.
>>24890408Some schizo made one live stream and now everyone is trespassing. I'm emailing all the businesses in the area with screenshots of these threads and then other posts of hate speech and threats from this site, explaining that 4chsn has been dangerous in the past and this particular board is notorious for schizophrenics. Hopefully they'll have some cops waiting. Have fun you fucking faggots. Can't wait to fuck you idiots up over this lolol
>>24890674t. nigger crab
>>24890697You won’t pussy
>>24890704>>24890704Why wouldn't I? lol it's just emails and phone calls, literally tipping them off of crime that a known internet boogey man is conspiring to commit. You literally posted evidence yourself lmao
>>24890723I'm literally going to just say "Hey, I was online today and there are people planning to trespass who are probably armed. They are coordinating and here is the photographic time-stamped evidence from the ringleader. Here is his statement of intent. He is early unstable because he believes he is hunting a giant crab that he is calling "Chicago Nigger Crab". Might be a hate crime in progress.
>>24890742He names himself "Diaper" and last posted his location at Pete's Fresh Market at 7p.
>>24890723>>24890742>>24890756lmfao yeah do it you faggot, get the cops involved.They'll laugh at you too.
>>24890766Sure they will, Diaper.
>New, tripfag OP tries to ride the CNC hype>Gets shot by Chicago PD for trespassing because another anon tipped off PD
>>24890800the crab nigger is getting desperate
>>24890835Why would he be? He's a giant crab and OP is a giant fleshy faggot. Are you even armed OP? Crab is
It's funny to me how people bailed on original OP at meet up and labeled him a weirdo schizo. He decides to go on alone and streams it revealing he's a pretty ok seeming dood and gains some level of fame and adulation from /x/. Now all these people coming out of the woodwork to go and try hunting the CNC in an effort to get some that glory lol.
>>24890852Because most of the people calling OP and the other "crab-hunters" schizos are probably worm cultists trying to get people to fuck off since they're seething that one of their boys is getting this much attention.
>>24890852Yea that's why I didn't care about tipping off the cops. Fuck these faggot OPs and a tripfag no less who calls himself Diaper. Wearing Viper sunglasses lmfao
>>24890845He's obviously monitoring this board and is apparently using the cellphone of the last human he killed and ate to email or call the cops
illuminanon here, why the fuck you hunting our kindred? Lay off. Also move down here, I have a job for you.
>>24890893Yoy better quit outting me, nigger or I'll be phone posting from yours next
Show us where you are now, OP, so the cops can pinpoint your location faster
>>24890913I am willing to the dieIt's illumanon btw
>>24890832>Diaperfag BTFO>It actually happened
>>24890931I believe you, want my discord so we can talk about what happened to me as well
Has anyone found any more crab toobs or cylinders? They were interesting.
>>24890989
>>24890697Pls come to the woods next to the storage facility so I can beat the shit out of you, you bootlicking beta male faggot.
>>24890800>location and Bluetooth on constantlyRetard, kill yourself
>>24890408ngl this diaperfag has done jackshit so far
>>24891138He got shot by the cops cause he got no idea what the fuck he was doing. Maybe any of y'all wanna go instead of him oughta plan better.
>>24891120>Can't afford a phone with a battery that lasts longer than 3hrs continual use>Believes turning off location means he can't be tracked anywayWhich sad faggot are you?
>>24891146Maybe they shouldn't tripfag too and especially not be a diaperfag
>>24891112>OP names himself Diaper>Goes to the store and waits on backup because he's a scared bitch>Drove his mom's sedan>Scared of corona-chan and /x/philes so he wears a mask>Gets cops tipped off on his activities and pussies out>Mad so he keyboard warriors and invited rando anons to fight>Gets stabbed by random schizo lurking in thread>Pic related, OP's future
>>24891146I'm not even the guy OP is talking to but if I was in Chicago I'd agree to meet him to get my ass kicked, bring 6 of my boys, and make him literally eat his viper shades before robbing him lol what a fucking dumbass
>>24890989Best thing in this shit thread
>what started with original OP's schizo hallucination and comfy urbex stream devolves into gang beatings and police shootouts>/x/ just wanted to see the crabThis whole thing really should have ended like two threads ago.
>>24891241No kidding, this faggot is the biggest one yet, until the next useless thread. Let the crab anon have his day and quit ruining a good thing with this overkill drawn out thread series. It's over, legit go. Find your own fucking spook you pathetic piece of shit OP
>>24890408this is like thread number 7 now
police don't have the resources to waste time with "the internet might trespass">>24890697Are you 12?
>>24891292Go find out yourself. Police will respond to a tip of someone armed and unstable trespassing on private property
>>24890408Original OP wasn't a pussy who hides behind masks and sunglasses
>>24891190Did this actually happen? lmao. It must be real if op is so persistent right?
>>24891292lol diaperbitch trying to use mental gymnastics to work himself up to still go and ... do what exactly? Does he truly think he's going to find and get pictures of a crab monster in Chicago ? Will everybody clap if he takes a picture or two of a hole in the ground? lmao go home you idiot, this shit is done. OG OP was cool, the rest of you are sad clingers, trying to ride a wave of appreciation because you've never done anything worth jack shit in your life and if for 5 minutes the schizos on a polynesian rabbit farming forum will pay you some attention you can swallow a hollow with a smile on your ugly face
>>24891324Agree
>>24891329No he's probably just sitting in the grocery store parking lot seething like that wojack meme with the mask on that's smiling, but behind it there are the real tears of anger and virgin rage. Checking his thread and trying to think of a way he can be the cool guy instead of some fucking loser who chose to call himself diaper. Wishing his dad could be proud of him just once
>>24891319>>24891347lmao im not even the OP of this thread, retard
>>24891421Dropped the diaper trip did you? Or are you just stupid, the cops were already there once>>24890633>Friendly reminder that while that's how OP got in, this is directly through the land owner's property (the demolition yard) and is likely why the boomer was on to OP, and probably why there were cops there earlier.
Come out of Crabylon. End the threads.
>>24890408bro, why did you name yourself diaper?also, why not just go, then make a thread if you see anything
>>24891510Because he wants his approval claps, anon. He wears soiled diapers for sexual gratification. He is a shame to his family and his distant ancestors, and most importantly his entire species. Jesus wept because he foresaw this Diaperfag existing.
I told y'all I'd call the police. They arrested this faggot lol
why is the timestamp from yesterday
>>24891837OP is a time traveler>t. average /x/poster, unironically replying
>>24890832Not Chicago PD there. Most likely Dupage County Sheriff.
>>24891903The guy who called posted the regional police number
>>24890697Your going to get those cops fucked by a nigger crabs crooked nigger crab dick is all you'll end up doing
>>24893222Check'd and kek'd
>>24890697Nice try hawaii fag
>>24891241OG crab OP was right to peace out when he did.
>>24893416lol I'm not in Hawaii, never even been there. But it doesn't matter anyway because I'd be calling not visiting lol I already said I'd show up with 6 of my boys if I was in Chicago.
>>24890408https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ox1Tore9nw
>>24893470
The original OP left because there was nothing else to say. Is there really any point to keeping these threads up if no one's going to go back?Or at least could we do anymore background research on Ebenezer's wonderful coomslides or whatever the fuck it was
>>24893579Honestly at this point it would probably be best for anyone to do research/exploration on their own and THEN make a thread about it to keep hawaiifag from shitting it up. No clue where all the hate for Diaper came from. Gut seemed to be doing more than anyone else still hanging out.
>>24893470I’m here waiting you little bitch
The Hawaiian shirt guy was such a no balls bitch.Best part of all this desuSmdh
>>24893672I dunno anon. When we were in the car with OP on his stream and Van Halen came on. That was a moment. We were all jamming out.
Reposting my story cause rarely I write a good story (from thread #1)
>>24891400god damn dude, how terrible is your life? I've never seen someone project so fucking hard.
I've been here since thread 1 and this had quickly turned from the best thread on /x/ to the worst. The crab has really overstayed its welcome.What I somehow missed is why is everyone suddenly hating on diaperfag. He just wanted to provide some more entertainment for you. Since he was threatened by cops and got a lot of retarded condescending replies and threats, he probably fucked off as any sane person would.
>>24894318That's why this board is a cesspool of faggotry and bullshit. Nobody wants to have fun anymore. There's no spirit of adventure.
>>24890584Yep, xanax would be a must. Its sketchy no matter how you look at it. Just wonder where it's all going to end up. Should be super fun times along the way anyhow.
It was a uber comfy stream. Dude seems shy maybe on the spectrum but pretty damn cool overall. Dont know why you'd be afraid of him. Looks like a strong girl could actually kick his butt. So non-threatening when it comes down to it. I'd hang with him for sure. Not a rock star but has a pleasant singing voice too for sure. Girls would dig this dude once they got to know him. Kek willing, I hope the saga continues.
Diaper bro
>>24890697A few of his supporters making our own phone calls claiming your a swatting little bitch could get the authorities to trace your calls and pay you a little visit bitch. I'd back the fuck off before you make the autists upset with you and you live to regret it. Balls in your court retard faggot!
>>24890697get a load of this fucking boy scout
>>24893470You pull 6 man trains and bukakethons. Holy fuck dude, faggot much.
>>24890697so are you always a bitch or is this a special occasion?
I for one am excited about this Crabbening.I hope something comes out of it and I would be down to go crab hunting if I lived nearby.Ignore the obvious crab posters.
>>24894833It was, op had a based volvo too, the loaf of old bread was weird but whatever. Waste not want not
>>24890678The area is a former waterpark and landfill. Lots of pipes and likely underground caverns.
>>24893470Fucking dumbass, Hawaii is a man, not where you are retard. Proves you aren't serious about reporting to the police lmao
>>24890446>>24890674>>24890697>>24890723>>24890742>>24890869>>24890880>>24890922>>24891190>>24891203>>24891241>>24891319>>24891347>>24891400>>24891510>>24891578>>24891761>>24893470holy fuck this thread is teaming with crab niggers
>>24895325>clicks internally
>>24894769Right? Cool stuff used to happen. Now it's snitch faggot and the faggoty homo lobster.
>>24895463Cool it with the antisemitism there guy
Schizo racism isn't paranormal. Take it back to 8kun, we don't want it here.
>>24890408GODDAM, first potentially good thread in a while and /x/ fucks itself. god fucking damn it why is op always a FAGGOT
>>24895474that sounds just like something a damn 4D dark matter nigger from the coal sack nebula would say, fuck off back to neptune you tesseract-nosed hyperkike
>>24895581Take your meds, schizo.
>>24895602>t. kicked out of the Jew Continuum 109 times
>censoring the thread titleGay thread. Abandon.
>>24890408Did he have a south African accent by any chance?
>>24895615Take your meds.
So did dirty diaper puss out again? Will there be some claim the cops stopped him with no proof? Or did he just drop his tag after getting made fun of for it.
>>24895737What the actual fuck did you expect from someone who calls themselves "Diaper"? Please, this is a serious question.
>>24895801Some real shit?
>>24895179This
>>24895490#thistoo
I've come to realize /x/ is /pol/ refugee's second home. I've been around long enough to tell /pol/tards apart just by their writing style and fact is there are A LOT of old fags and "lurked long enough" fags taking quiet refuge here. All you other fuck'n fucks that want to snitch, swat, dox, etc. undeservedly go back to /pol/ which is now truly become a containment thread. I used to understand the label, even took pride in it. Shame, there is no pride to be found there anymore. Shame on you faggot fucks!
>>24897301Correction...*board
>>24897301Tell me more about this collective writing style that's somehow distinct from every other part of this website.
>>24895581>tesseract-nosed hyperkikeholy fuck my sides
I agree, it's time to let these threads die unless there's a crabhunter out there brave enough to deliver. The hype is over. Also, OP... you really should have thought harder about your name.I don't know if you just abandoned thread or what, but the only way to redeem yourself is to deliver. Go to the water park, take photos. Post em. Or probably never show your face or name around here again.
>>24898024Fuck you buddy, I'm actually not an antisemite. But that post was funny. To me at least.
>>24898024Edgy humor is part of the spirit of this website. What are you even doing here if you're going to be such a nigger about it?
>>24898024How sad is your life that you have to complain about people having a laugh. I mean for fucks sake go an hero yourself you miserable fuck.
>>24890408The crab fears the boiling pot
>>24898133>i-i-it's ju-just a j-j-jo-joke broKill yourself.
Did the diaper get filled with lead
Any anon going crab hunting’ today?
>>24898434no because some jealous schizo called in the thread. Just let it die
>>24890408The fact this shit story is weeks old and still hasn't changed is proof this is a larpMeanwhile us real wizards are alchemising additional lifeforms, manifesting traditional destiny
>>24893697Thanks for using my OC, I am glad to see someone enjoying it
>>24898434I'm up for it, who else is on?
>>24898529you’re gonna get swatted by the dude in this thread. Probably best to just go for it on your own and post results without planning ahead of time
These threads are meaningless and OP is an ugly annoying cunt. Take your attention whoring to /soc/ :)
>>24898607>calling the police on people actually breaking the law is swattinganon, pls
>>24898249>oh no. They said the mean nigger word! I'm going to sit and cry about it instead of growing some fucking balls!Go back to some pussy site if you want to censor every little thing. Nigger faggot. And you're right, it isn't a joke for me, is unironically hope people like you get thrown on a fucking pyre.
Just wait 0-52 weeks and randomly go at night without there being a thread mentioning this.
rip diaperfag
>>24898007Caught the fucker in my backyard this afternoon while doing restorative yoga. Rest assured knowing the chicago crab has been defeated. Turning my trip off now
>>24899866based
The amount of milk in a gallon = 74Letters in Englebert Humperdink's name = 43Years elapsed since Airbud: Seventh Inning Fetch was released = 229Number of newspaper subscriptions Honey Boo Boo's mom has = 5574 +43+229-55 = 419,356419, 356 is the amount of words in the entire bible. Multiply by 12 and you get 2626 is the amount of raisens eaten throughout history by every human.Raisens are goodThis is the Nobel truth of the universe, irrefutable evidence that the elites are devil worshiping cannibals, the numbers don't lie and raisens are good
>>24899866nice work diaper
>>24899866is that his hat in the corner?
>>24893631I dont live anywhere near such a shit city as Chicago lol have fun in niggerville, diaperfaggot
>>24893725It's not projecting, I've just seen faggots do this before
>>24894855Yea ok, good luck. How will they get me when he's posting evidence of a crime committed? I'm an upstanding citizen lol
>>24894923Big time, I love it>>24895039It's honestly a very special occasion
>>24900284>Going through the thread and dumping cope on every response to you>>24900291>Going through the thread and dumping cope on every response to you>>24900300>Going through the thread and dumping cope on every response to youlmao just close the computer lmao go outside
>>24895219How is that proof, because I don't know what the fuck you meant by Hawaii? I'm on the west coast and figured that's what you meant
>>24895325Just one hahahaha
>>24895692People and at me for BTFO this shit OP, but it's the best thing to do. Thread is shit, crab anon was fine, the rest of you faggots riding the wave are pathetic. Get a new happening, go find something yourself idiots
>>24897301Never even been to /pol/ been on /x/ since its beginning so you're wrong af dumbass. Had an ATS account since 2005 lurked long before that.
>>24898843They got BTFO like the brainlets they are and they're trying to scare me. I've posted my address and Google maps coordinates before on here when people started getting tough guy and guess what? Chicken shits, the when lot of them lol
>>24900313Just checking /x/ and saw it up. I'll reply all day, this shit is hilariously sad to me.
I will admit my phone posting too come at me, just look at all the autocorrect fails. I thrive on your newfag tears. >Wahhhboohoo big meanie anon made a tripfag too scared to go look at a big nothing for us boohoooo we be mean to him and maybe he get madHahaha fucking retards I love it
>>24900284>>24900291>>24900300>>24900311>>24900320>>24900335>>24900348>>24900366>>24900386>>24900400>>24900429Did you seriously just go through the thread replying to every negative comment towards you? Holy shit>No he's probably just sitting in the grocery store parking lot seething like that wojack meme with the mask on that's smiling, but behind it there are the real tears of anger and virgin rage. Checking his thread and trying to think of a way he can be the cool guy instead of some fucking loser who chose to call himself diaper. Wishing his dad could be proud of him just onceyou literally just spent all day doing this exact thing. Honestly I want to laugh at how pathetic you are but this is probably the saddest thing I've seen on 4chan in a loooooooong time. I hope you find a thread you enjoy man, obviously this one made you mad. Actually, what kind of stuff do you like? Maybe we can turn this thread into something that's more suited to your tastes. Christ man, you need some help. I feel too bad to make fun of you.
>>24900429diaperfag literally caught the crab you didn't stop him from doing anything
>>24899866someone alert original OP that it is safe to return to work
>>24890408Let me know when you move beyond crabman and to more 3 spook3y 5 me things
>>24900442I told you I feed on it lol dumbasses talk it on /x/, I live itLook at the times of the posts. I spent about 2hrs at night replying, and then now when I have a minute to harvest all this loosh
>>24900487What kind of spooky stuff are you into anon? I genuinely want to know. This crab stuff is clearly over, so what do you want to talk about?
>>24900456Kek right right, he didn't just go in Pete's market to buy some crab legs
>>24900493excellent detective work anon
>>24900487why are you so fucking mad?
>>24900487You came into a thread, literally called the police on the internet, then immediately called everyone here a faggot for saying you ruined the fun. What the fuck are you like in real life
>>24900492Well I already told you I love the energy soup here but also I've made many a thread cataloguing my own adventures and evidence of weird shit. The reason I had posted my address once was because I was showing /x/ where on google maps I was at the time when some shit was going down. I had posted a couple pics of weird shit around my house in the middle of nowhere woods,then an anon started talking shit so I took the black streaks off the road names and told them do their worst. Open invitation to all of /x/ at the time. I didn't give a fuck, I'm a real motherfucker not some bitch boy. I am well armed, I'm in shape, I was a thug in Atlanta for a long time so some fucking dumbases on /x/ were small potatoes. I've seen a dogman, I have pictures of a UFO, I've had bigfoot stuff happen in the woods where I used to live, I go camping alone in the deep woods (pic related) looking for anything spooky and settling for any dangerous animals in season.So when I see some faggotry dick riders (crab anon is ok, but a tripfagging kid calling himself diaper...cmon) sure I'll fuck with em all day
>>24890408Here from /k/, read every other thread. OP is a based motherfucker, and Godspeed to you. Fuck that Crabnigger with that /k/ube blessed baton of yours.
>>24900512I'm not I'm getting energized by the thread>>24900533People love me. I am charismatic and charming and I do fun stuff. Here I am fishing for trout
>>24900566That's really cool anon. How long have you been doing that? Can you share the photo of the UFO? Or maybe a greentext or link to old archived threads? Sounds more interesting than a crab even though these guys were just having fun
>>24900611>I'm not mad I called the cops because I'm not mad at all look at how not mad I am I'm so charistmatic people love me
>>24890697>>24890723>>24890742t. pic related
>>24900611>>24900566Even though you seem based with good content it still was pretty faggy of you to literally call the police on larpers
>>24899866You are a faggot.
>>24899866F
>>24900714I posted some of them twice in the past 2 days so you'll have to wait for another time. I'm tired of posting it for people like some kind of dancing monkey whenever somebody asks sry. I saw a dogma. When I was 16. I'm 34 now. Even before that I was into the paranormal and went ghost hunting in graveyards (I think the dogman was related to a particularly old native American graveyard), but when I saw that I became more active. So that long
>>24900782is it archived with 4plebs? Might be able to find it there
>>24900723lol keep it coming I'm eating it up>>24900758 Igga I'd never call the police lmao all I did was post a screenshot of the PD and their number in my phoneI ain't no snitch but I'm a
>>24900791Idk I never use the archive. Prob somewhere. It's just a light surrounding a black sphere. It's not what I saw with my eyes but what my camera took
>>24900566Did you read the last thread? He was tripfagging because he was gonna post follow up pics. Prob just picked a gay name bc lulz
>>24900739Yea right lol I live in the PNW, nigger, nowhere near Chitown and I woulda been down to roll with OP, that bitch boy Hawaiian shirt is a loser
>>24900811No but I regret nothing with that name and censoring the nigger part of CNC
>>24900782Dogman* I'm also cooking at the same time and have olive oil on my hands, so the typos are strong
So is this the norm? Someone has an original cool story and then a bunch of fags come in afterwards and try to recreate it so they can get that sweet sweet praise from random people on a Chinese basket weaving forum?
>>24900848if people live nearby why not investigate
>>24900848No, that's why I'm not abiding it, idgaf what the faggot losers who are into this non-crabanon diaper loving pussy think.
>>24900863The guy might have delivered and you literally called the police on him. Couldve gotten more based crabtoobz but you ruined it
>>24900860If they're scared of cops getting called from an online anon, they aren't gonna investigate a giant crab monster for real
>>24900836>Saying nigger is cool and based unless you're someone I dont like in which case I will literally call the police on you for using the same website I have been on for 16 yearsfaggot
>>24900870I literally trolled him into being scared hahaha he ain't gonna deliver anything. I love to piss on schizo parades hahaha take your meds bitch
>>24900876Keep crying diaper chump, salt those frozen crab legs up
You people arguing have utterly destroyed this thread. Original post was fun, now its just multiple threads of you faggots arguing about nothing. Ffs.
>>24900878There are all the makings of a good greentext compilation/urban legend here. -potential monster sighting by a suprisingly lucid anon-next to a thickly wooded area with a history of a fucking waterslide park closed because a kid died built on top of a potentially toxic waste dump-multiple anons in the area willing & active to investigate-you call the police because you love to ruin funWhat the fuck is your problem?
>>24900870Is there any proof of anyone calling the police aside from someone posting a screenshot of the phone number and dirtydiaper alleging he got pulled over and that police were camping around the area despite offering zero proof in form of pictures or anything?
>>24900902I love good hate loosh
>>24900931>>24900792looks like the defensive snitchschizo denied actually calling the police and ruined the thread for no reason
>>24900931No lmao of course not dude, it was pure troll, I legit didn't call
>>24900931>>24900946regardless if he said he called the police then it's gonna prevent any development of this story regardless. No anons are gonna wanna get more toobztreams if some faggot in a hawaiian shirt is poised and ready to call the cops to ruin a thread
>>24900946>No reasonI've told the reasons you're just salty about them
>>24900967you're still a faggot for that man. Despite being a trip diaper still had some photos of the area and mightve gone in if you didn't fuckin do that
>>24900968lol I'll buy a Hawaiian shirt so this can be accurate IDC, I probably look good in them anyway
Only tripping again to let you fags know to stop posting. I apologize for ruining cnc threads. just wanted to follow up because I'm nearby. Didn't realize it would lead to gay infighting. Just let the thread die and stop posting about. If original OP is posting Im sorry for ruining your find and hope to see you at a bar in the near future. To the fake police caller guy or whatever nice meme dude you got me. You should all just stop posting.
>>24900975Wahhh wahhh boohoo cry harder I feel so bad and ashamed and mad boo hoo look at me, you're doing it! It's working! lmao
>>24901004Thank you, will do
>>24901014hopefully you're the snitchfaggot so we can get back to hunting a crab
>>24901004Since the cops havent been alerted you should go back tonight if you're closeby
>>24901005faggot
>>24900939>he calls the police on 4chan for hatecrimes, calls people niggers and believes in astrological energyWhat is this level of schizo
>>24901058>>24901022Well ok if you want to keep posting I will too
>>24901004U a faggot
>>24901083Master Class Schizo reporting in, no fuck's given no meds taken
any anons in the area willing to meet up tonight? After reading this thread, it seems like the authorities have not been tipped off. I am willing to meet at Pete's fresh market if that works (previous meetups in other threads) If we actually want to advance this story. No tripping pls
YO BENNY!YAH WANNA EAT AT DAT CHICAGO CRAB SHACK?
>>24890625this/thread
>>24901131bump I am looking to explore the acre of woods tonight. I live a mile away and can walk there
>>24901131They haven't been, can confirm. I'm the king of schizos king of faggots, about to eat all these anon tears I've harvested>mfw
>>24901214are you gonna fucking call them if we plan to meet up here? seems like last time anyone did you chased them all away
>>24901225Nah go ahead
>>24899866is this real?
>>24901234it would be very fucking gay of you if you did call the police but since you pretended to before I feel the need to tell you thisunbelievably a nigger move
>>24901004Please kill yourself.
>>24901257diaper is a faking faggot
>>24901253I care so much, can you feel how much I care about it
>>24901266Let's hope the next group isn't full of bitch boys like him
>>24901288>The next groupYou deserve a group full of shit like that guy...
>>24890697>>24890723>>24890742>>24890756>>24890800I can't believe a fucking self proclaimed /x/phile would do thi inhibiting further comfy urbex
>>24901306Why
>>24901316Well it's not butter so believe it
I even do urbex myself
>>24901392
>>24901403But anyway who cares about my faggot shit, go find that crab lmao
>>24901392>>24901403>>24901411Cool photos of nothing man
>>24901427Preparing everyone for the pics from this upcoming expedition of nothingHere's what a looks like
>>24901445Is that your UFO? Looks like a flashlight to me
>>24901452Show me a picture of a flashlight like this
>>24901452
>>24901467>>24901445Looks like a bad photo of embers or edited photo of flashlights ~100 ft away. Need more compelling proof
>>24901476looks like a photo through a telescope
>>24901484Nah you're prob right who cares anyway
>>24901495It was a photo of a UFO I saw that I took with my phone. It was in the middle of nowhere, nearest neighbor literally 3 miles from me. No lights so no way for me to get any kind of reference point for location or so,e, all I know is what I saw and I tried to take a picture. As soon as I started to takes pic it started to move then "glowed out" left to right. What I was seeing irl looked like a U-shape of light, like a crecent moon sort of, super huge over the treeline behind a clearing. The moon was behind me though and this moved/glowed out from left to right once i started walking toward it with a camera
>>24900566was the dogman in michigan?
>>24901524Sounds like a potential trespassing hate crime I should report to the police
>>24901524It was here, except the trees between my house and the treeline it was at were cleared from a logging contract
>>24901541share your location
>>24901535No it was in Georgia>>24901537Yea I hate aliens, filthy fucking xenocunts. Call the federation idgaf
>>24901543Here we go againCan u feel my eyes rolling out of the sockets
If you stare too long at a crab you become the crab.
>>24901541Imagine how big and bright it had to be for a cell phone to get a picture that far away.
This UFO immediately reminded me of my pic when I saw it
>>24901551snitch faggot
>>24901730
The amount of milk in a gallon = 74Letters in Englebert Humperdink's name = 43Years elapsed since Airbud: Seventh Inning Fetch was released = 229Number of newspaper subscriptions Honey Boo Boo's mom has = 5574 +43+229-55 = 419,356419, 356 is the amount of words in the entire bible. Multiply by 12 and you get 2626 is the amount of raisens eaten throughout history by every human.Raisens are goodThis is the Nobel truth of the universe, irrefutable evidence that the elites are devil worshiping cannibals, the numbers don't lie and raisens are good ackohaw
Hey guys my friends and I were looking up cryptids and we found the chicago nigger crab. We ended up following all the threads to here, and I just want to say that I live like 10 minutes away from were the "crab" is it's not even in Chicago. OP lives in one of the nicest neighborhoods around(Oakbrook) and that place he went to in the livestream was just an abandoned waterpark that kids use as a smoke spot.OP is just a schizophrenic who is ready to call the nearest trash bag waving in the wind a nigger crab.
The amount of milks in a gallon = 74Letters in Englebert Humperdink's name = 43Years elapsed since Airbud: Seventh Inning Fetch was released = 229Number of newspaper subscriptions Honey Boo Boo's mom has = 5574 +43+229-55 = 419,356419, 356 is the amount of words in the entire bible. Multiply by 12 and you get 2626 is the amount of raisens eaten throughout history by every human.Raisens are goodThis is the Nobel truth of the universe, irrefutable evidence that the elites are devil worshiping cannibals, the numbers don't lie and raisens are good
The amount of milk in a gallon = 74Letters in Englebert Humperdink's name = 43Years elapsed since Airbud: Seventh Inning Fetch was released = 229Number of newspaper subscriptions Honey Boo Boo's mom has = 5574 +43+229-55 = 419,356419, 356 is the amount of words in the entire bible. Multiply by 12 and you get 2626 is the amount of raisens eaten throughout history by every human.Raisens are goodThis is the Nobel truth of the universe, irrefutable evidence that the elites are devil worshiping cannibals, the numbers don't lie and raisens are good ackohaw ackohaw ackohaw ackohae
>>24890408U guys are gonna find nothing, if he isn't larping it's probably fucking around in a cave and none of you guys can spelunk
>>24902137there are no caves in the area
>>24902140that are known of, even if there isn't ops larping
>>24901844What is it like there at night?
34.875077, -79.225624I had a sighting here in 1992 right before school started for the year. I was starting 8th grade. we had a few the winter before and then the winter of 92. we all saw it. like it was right close. you could have got up on top of a truck and touched the bottom. dead silent. it had this glow that was trippy and constantly changing but staying white at the same time. our heads felt like a throbbing toe without the pain massive headrush it was great. they called 911 and the cops said it was a military balloon for a training exercise. don't touch it if in lands its set to explode if tampered with. My mom had a fancy house phone with a speakerphone everyone heard what the dispatcher said. bragg and camp mackall are right next to it. it looked aliveand here 35.270834, -79.177223in 2000. we saw a light, and them. there were 6 women, 4 adults 2 girls, and a male that looked freaked out. very agitated if it was a human. but they weren't. they looked like a star trek sort of alien. 90+% human, mostly proportions were off. like how anime animal ears counts towards furry. were all pretty tall. the little one was 5'8. it was in summer and we were checking our old film trail camera in prep for deer season. kids now have no idea how bad those things were. just awful. I was out there with my brother and the guy who let us hunt out there. there were so many deer out there it was amazing. it was late afternoon in june, almost dark and we had to wear skeeter veils and deet. there's a salt lick block set up there with a game trail that leads to pretty good water. this is high summer in the carolinas, it's hot and swamp ass humid in a swamp creek area. heavy 70's tier bush. they were standing around arguing. It sounded vaguely french. like bad tv french. they looked at us, and froze. then they were gone. just nothing. I took down the game camera and I will never go back.
Weren't we supposed to be talking about the fucking Nigger Crab? Instead you faggots are talking about nothing and dumb shit and spamming the thread with porn.God, this is why I fucking hate /x/.
>>24902585True. The original thread was being taken seriously, it was fun. Now its all faggotry and spamming and arguing over nothing.
>>24902585Then go back to rddit
>>24902655>Giant crabs in an affluent Illinois suburb storage center being taken seriously>Mad that no one is taking it seriously anymoreWow that's the absolute state
>>24902686>>24902701Why don't you go back instead? Who the fuck do you think you are that destroying legitimate conversation and whatever actual value this board had is a good thing? >muh nobody threads and qanonGo to hell.
>>24902825I'm not even paid to do it. Nobody is. That's the truth, nobody has to be paid. We'll shit on your stupidity for free
>>24902314>5'8>tallIf your're height doesn't start with a 6 don't even bother.>fucking manlets, when will they learn?
>>24901541Original OP here, is this crab related?Is there a basement there?
>>24903134she looked like she was the kid. my brother calls them the neutrinos. like the ones from the old cartoon. they got in front of her. the others were tall as hell. the game camera was set up 9 foot up a tree, and the branch under the male hair was 7'1. I measured it when I took down the game camera and the mount. I wasn't about to leave my stuff out there. I wasn't planning on ever going near Harnett County ever again. the only thing out the by johnsonville is woods, trailers and drugs. its right next to ft bragg.
>>24903535Did she jump his tubbers? Asking for a friend
>>24890408you guys always cling on to the boring larp stories :( one time it was some stupid pumpkin head toy. now its crab people
>>24904232Quick rundown on pumpkin head toy?
>>24905020>he doesn't know
>>24890408how do you like the viper glasses? I was thinking of getting some.
>>24900320Ha Ha, you are a Girly aren't you? I can see you now in my mind. All big and fat with a set of limited edition taro cards and some joss sticks Ayy
>>24890697you're not supposed to deepthroat the boot. Fucking boyscout tier snitching fagget
>>24906654Nope
>>24907821Im an eagle scout, scouts honor lol
>>24906654If you want to insult me you have to try harder. I'm handsome, I have a qt swedish gf, a beautiful cock, I'm in shape, no self-esteem issues, enough money to move cross-country, own multiple cars, afford rent in an upscale California city comfortably, awesome friends, mental stability, above average intellect, good geneology, supportive and caring but not overly involved family... I've been dealt all the best cards, so good luck coming at me
>>24902237Dark
Too bad for the snitch, I'm already in the abandoned park. You lose!
>>24890697
>>24908245Dumbasses only got trolled I never called
>>24908586Turned out to be pretty potent bait
anyone going tonight
>>24907975Well good for you:)Wasnt trying to insult you btw, it was just an observation of how you came across.So, take your perfect existence and go away from here cause you already have ererything solved.No more mysteries.Go put some money on a horse.
>>24908245What do you see?
>mad about 'faggotry dickriders'>snitches >turns thread into own personal grandstanding larpYou are literally the dickrider here. You know that, right?
>>24910162Thats good to knowI have a banans to give.
>>24906512girl glasses from the 80s
>>24907975>a beautiful cock, I'm in shape, no self-esteem >issuesconfirmed gay and sociopathic
>>24910379Yea, so what? Give me cock mno nomnom gobble it up I love it
>>24909940Riding my own dick, and it's standing grand
My favorite part is how I made this all fall apart and the 4 or 5 retards who make the next thread out of spite, won't be able to capture any of the original feeling. It's ruined with my stain lmao
>>24901004No idea why everyone started hating on this dude. He did literally nothing wrong.
>>24901844Pretty sure OP never said he lived in Chicago. Just a suburb near it. Also he didn't name it the Chicago Nigger Crab. Someone else did.
>>24910845Don't flatter yourself. This entire thing was dead as soon as OG OP left.
>>24910994Well I'll agree but I'm going to continue flattering myself too
>>24901445Muzzle flash from a firearm? Hope it's not another schizo shooter.
>>24911322This probably happens a shit ton on /x/. You'll never believe it because you weren't there to see it. This is just the best a cell phone camera from like half a mile away could do. It didn't stay for more pics, either so this is all I'm stuck with. I still keep it though because I know what I saw and here is evidence of it for myself. If I could have gotten better evidence I would have. I tried to. I just wasn't given the chance. Really, it's fortunate that I even thought "this is something I should immediately try to photograph" instead of just try to wrap my mind around it.
>>24901541>logging
>>24910374Cool then I'll get them. Thanks!
>>24912205>>>/b/fuck off and die
>>24890408>good story I saw the first thread start. Was the stupidest shit I have ever seen. X is and has always been pathetic. I can’t believe this and the gay AF nobody are the most popular thing on here after disclosure. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>24915132it's sad isn't it
