Monkey Thread
>>5224630That's a cool monkey.
>>5224641>In the wild he wouldn't need to askFor what? Mountain Dew?!
>>5224816Of course. He could just go to the monkey store and buy some.Idiot.
>>5224610Orangutans are such chill bros, must have been treating this one like shit for this to happen
>>5224962Dude no doubt deserved worse
>>5224956No, moron, there's no store in the wild.He'd have to go pick a bottle off a Mountain Dew tree.
>>5224644Diogenes
>>5224597
>>5224978kek
>>5224639literally me in the morning
orangutans are so fucking cool
>>5224608STAND AND DELIVER
>>5224634literally me
Orangutans are top tier bro. Gorillas are half and half. They're stern but fair. Chimps are fucking shit and should be killed.
>>5225328And apes?
>>5224597I think it'd be very cool to hang out with a monke
monkeys are so cool it bothers me that there is a lot of cruelty inflicted on them for "science"
>>5225150duude what is this song?? It sounds so familiar. Is it from a Sonic game?
>>5225369https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqVKNp00y4A
>>5225370thanks bud that was driving me nuts
>>5225374weird it usually drives people banana instead
>>5224630how fucking strong is this little guy
>>5225539anon they can rip your flesh in a blink, let's not remember a particular incident
>>5224998wtf why is this monkey spewing anti-semetic shit?
>>5225599Reasonable reaction.
>>5224962Poor thing is in an 8 foot tall wrought iron cage, I highly doubt it was even remotely being taken care of.People who abuse great apes of all animals deserve the rope, it's basically the same as abusing a human child.
>>5224598freddie is my favorite
>>5224608Their pose reminds me of that old card crusher meme
>>5226967Could he play DooM?
>>5225539About 6 adult humans combined
Kill every aids having homunculus in this thread.
>>5226967where can I play that game?
>>5227152no one is trying to find out if your dumber than a monkey so nowhere
>>5227236chimps can unironically get higher scores on that than any humansomething about their short term memory being stronger for some reasonthere's a good episode of mind field about it if you don't mind bald soience man
>>5225332Are you stupid?
>>5224603
There's something disturbing yet at the same time fascinating about how recognizably human the movements and actions of apes are
>>5227415Are you?
>>5225339They're stinky and often violent.
>>5225439lol
>>5224597Orangutans always remind me of people with down syndrome. They share a lot characteristics and I mean that in the nicest way possible.
>>5227538>barge into room>detect camera>do a 180>show ass>refuse to elaborate
>>5225732No worse than women at diy
>>5227538i love how he perfectly rotated along the z axis.
>>5224597I wish I could be as content as an orangutan
>>5224644
>>5227782actually fucking disgusting. jesus christ.
>>5224962>>5224970>>5225780???You people are fucking trolling right?They're wild animals. Every single one has the capacity to go fucking berserkDon't tell me, you also like pitbulls?
These are apes. Show the things that gave us AIDS and most other diseases but show them getting strung up or microwaved like karma demands.
>>5228513>he believes the official AIDS narrative
>>5227538how did he turn like that?
>>5228405kek
>>5225152aww
>>5225577based travis
>>5228704seems like a lad
>>5224816>>In the wild he wouldn't need to ask>don't post crime statistics>don't post crime statistics>don't post crime statistics
>>5225720even monkeys know to protect their kids from such filth
>>5228843do it
>>5224816Well it's really the stupidest thing I've heard, I mean of course he wouldn't ask, he'd just tear you to shreds and take it from you.
>>5224644They're just like us
>>5228422>all animals can suddenly, and inexplicably become violent towards humans, with literally no prior, or present provocation by said humans>because they're animalsYou, and people who think like you need to be removed. Animals are not mindless berserkers that lash out at random, they only resort to violence for a reason; that orang was mad at the humans. In the best case, because they stuck him in a cage, in the worst case, because they abuse him. Simple as.
>>5228513kys pityfag
>>5230658And yes before you bring up pitbulls again as bait, those aren't naturally evolved animals, humans literally bred them to be said mindless berserkers.
>>5230483Not so serene-looking once you find out how violent they are.
>>5224816that is vaULT YOU NIGGER
>>5230660>>5230660Anon, by your own logic, since those animals in the zoo aren't taken straight out of the wilderness but bred over several generations under humans' care they are infact "not natural" as well.Also how does that contradict the original Anon's>Every single one has the capacity to go fucking berserkas a reaction to a single one excercising its capacity to go fucking berserk in the webm?
>>5230658>Animals are not mindless berserkers that lash out at randomAnimals are creatures of pure instinct. They don't have reason to temper them. Sometimes huskies just snap the necks of smaller dogs because small creatures trigger their killing instincts. Sometimes bears and tigers that are well cared for just maul their owners with no explanation for why. Sometimes the stray cat I feed and take care of freaks out at my sleeve and tries to claw my arm because it reminds him of prey. You're a moron who doesn't understand animals at all.
>>5228513retard>>5228690wisehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WFhw5HHHbQ&t=2s
>>5227538>>5228722he slide cancelled
>>5224605>Why the one armA monkey that amazing you don't eat all at once
>>5227568little guy is probably getting an oxygen high from ululating like that
>>5224599What a cunt, beating poor Beny up
>>5228422hurrrhurrr me smrt, me think ape same as dog or bear, hurr
>>5232854Guess what faggot, apes are often an exception to the rule. mammals tend to do that. Fucking idiot. You understand animals even fucking less.
>>5230747Yes pointing that out the 48363643465teenth time will mean something.
>>5224599needs 2001: a space odyssey music
>>5225729why did he do it
>>5234361That's the first time I've ever done that, sorry you're upset.
>>5227152>>5227236you can play it at humanbenchmark.com. I can get nine as fast as the monkey can if the arrangement is lucky. but the monkeys can get like 20 instantly.
>>5233409heartbreaking :(
>>5234355You didn't say apes, you said animals. And what's more, you said "only" before whereas now you say "often". You were wrong, you know you were wrong, but you can't admit to being wrong. Grow up.
>>5224598based freddie
>>5224978No need, pretty sure you can find dew in most mountains lol
>>5227778Dude that is so fucking chill holy shit.I love monkeys.
>>5234307Beny is a shit
>>5228405They really do look like humans in costumes sometimes
>>5228513Curry stained hands wrote this
>>5227782average filipino
>>5233413need this but captioned "if only you knew how good things really were"
>>5224597He should start a podcast, he would make millions.
>>5224599why'd he do it bros
>>5227538nice animation blending. fucking retard devs.
>>5232331this bait is just sad.. put more effort into your bait please
>>5225150there was a nightcall edit of this. anyone?
>watch a bunch of apes and monkies>feel empowered about my position in the world and at peace with the cosmoswhats this feeling bros..
>>5230747It is better to be a warrior in a garden than a gardener in a war.
>>5224641#emptythecages
>>5227783Literally me
>>5224962Rangbro was just fucking with him, he didn't really try to bite him and they didn't overpower him either
>>5227152Its called path of exile
>>5227267thats not true, if humans train at it they are better
>>5225729>the way he looks away to fake them outkek
>>5233138Kek
>>5226973You're digging deep. Ancient times.
>>5230747Are you saying that because they're white?
>>5246297????
>>5224608POC in need
>>5227538The nigger of monkeys
>>5227783Ryan Chimpling
>>5224601i want a jumpscare where it smashes through the glass lmao
>>5230658>>5234353Why do /an/imal threads attract so many sòy guzzling redditors?
>>5225732Close enough
Need webbum of chimp drinking champagne on a sampan
>>5227783a real human bean
>>5240059
>>5225328Bonobos are also objectively top tier.
>>5224634bri'ish monke
>>5224601Chimps lile "god damn that's one ugly ass kid"
>>5225339It's not. I went to a high school where they were the majority.
>>5224641Fuckin lady is retarded, give my man the dew. caption is also retarded
>>5246838Kek
>>5224998most foul shit ive ever heard someone utter
>>5225149this reminds me of prison. good times
>>5224615>Yes! It was the jews, do you make the connection now?
>>5224599>>5234422My thought exactly
>>5251177doing gods work, thank you based anon
>>5224998>pov: you've captured and imprisoned an innocent forest wizard and he casts a curse on you which shrinks your dick as revenge.
>>5234485Liar
>>5225328Simple facts.
>>5224597>>5224598
>>5234429Monkey business.
>>5251177kek
>>5225732>4chan staff doing their jobs
>>5233413Imagine a human doing that, that would require some flexibility lol
>>5224616thats one hell of an analberrywhy would they put that inside monkescience cant explain what happens next
>>5224605damn, that monkey needs to go on a diet
>>5228422>look out bro be careful around an orangutan it might go BERSERK and grab your leg for ten seconds, just like a shitbull
>>5225150SOME FOOL TAUGHT THEM HOW TO DRIVE ?!?
>>5252567haha, yeah, imagine..
>>5254609
>>5240921I've only got this
>>5224598DISRESPECT YOUR SURROUNDINGS
>>5224597>>5224598I've merged the two videos in one.
>>5224598>>5226162>>5236067i too love freddie, so i made a little gif of him
>>5260682also made this
>>5248563Joey Salads!
>>5226967osu
>>5228407theyre synchronized
>>5230747what type of monkey is thati doubt that theyre violent without proper reason
>>5260240this could be humanity without racism
>>5261873Japanese macaques, they enter people's homes and attack indiscriminately, harming both children and the elderly. Adult males commit infanticide of their own young as well, eight times more so when it's not their kid.
Real human bean :DDD
>>5262906there's no way black people aren't more related to gorillas than every other race. they look too goddamn similar.
>>5262978Nobody on the planet looks more like a gorilla than Ron Perlman though?
>>5246029man once he hit the right note, he just swooced right out of there
>>5263139he has negroid blood in im
>>5228422Humans are far closer to "wild animals" than anyone wants to admit, because it makes us uncomfortable to admit we are barely removed from nature.I would unironically trust a child around an orangutan before I would trust them around most humans. Other primates are more violent, but not anymore violent than Man. Humans are by FAR the most violent species of primate and it's not even fucking close. We didn't become the dominate species on this planet because we are nice or non-violent. We became the dominate species because we killed or tamed everything that could be a threat to us.
>>5225150>WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL
>>5263508No he doesn't.
>>5262906I added music to highlight his mischievousness. His blinking synchronises with the music at the end.
>>5224802The guy on the right is so fucking annoying. Bro, just fucking chill and let him enjoy his beer.
>>5225732Someone post the webm of the juxtaposition of orangutans cutting lumber with a saw (from the same documentary) and charcoal nigs working construction, unable to even place tiles correctly. It is kino
>>5224802>>5264011>tries to kiss him on the lips>monke: ew, faggot
>>5263793Yup he does
>>5224641Monkey see, monkey Dew
>>5228422Pongo’s are super peaceful. There has never once been an attack by a Pongo on a human in the wild.
>>5264349pongo hands typed this post.
>>5224641Stupid bitch couldn't tell he wanted her to throw the banana over the wall
>>5227568Bernie Sanders making calls to manchildren millennials to smash capitalism
>>5247018Why does 4chan attract so many retards without any argument?
>>5265254>t. seething gigasòy
>>5252586based boomer being based in public and embarrassing his daughter
>>5263793Why the fuck do you think jews have jewfros and so many weird diseases normal people don't have?
>>5224597they look like abos
>>5265267>t. seething gigatard
>>5265524That's ableist, my redditor friend.
>>5261884Yeah, too bad everyone's racist, so trying to be the change you want to see in the world in this case just puts you at a bigger and bigger disadvantage as time goes on.
>>5230658>they only resort to violence for a reasonYup, sometimes that reason is they have a headache or simply a particular animal individual's cruelty. Not every animal attack is a story of righteous revenge against prolonged abuse.You watch too many movies.
>>5254609Nah, I bet they're all being towed, you never see the full vehicle thing independently driven by them, although I think they could figure it out.
>>5225748They are so cute the way they hold each other.
>>5264037so this is how you're supposed to eat banana
>>5266331>acknowledging that animals aren't mindless golems means u r reddit!!!kill yourself, nigger.
>>5260688>>5260682>>5260343WOAH, HE'S JUST LIKE ME!
>>5225599Of course the Marines are horny as fuck at the spectacle.
>>5224644Otters are the biggest cunts in the animal kingdom.
>>5226973It immediately made me think of the Guile's theme edit.
>>5261873>i doubt that theyre violent without proper reasonWhy do you retards just presume this about animals constantly? It's been recorded time and time again in various mammal species, for example, where males will murder their own children in order to send their mates into heat again so they can fuck them again. I love animals as much as the next anon, but sometimes nature is very fucking cruel without good reason.
>>5265325funniest thing I seen all dayof all the places to choose, you choose this
>>5228140You say that, but he's got beautiful daughters and seems like a genuinely great guy to be around.You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
>>5225748I'll never get over the tactical roll
>>5224637Union man on mandatory coffee break
>>5271555>doubt
Every few days I check this thread on every few days I'm more disappointed.
>>5273692boohoo.
>>5230747Worse is the amount of monkey shit they hide out of frame.
>>5273325https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNWb7F1HEZsHis name is Dingdong Aquino and yeah you see his kids in the video.Great guy all around, despite his Barber Say Syndrome.
>>5270054Tariq Nasneed if he monkey.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6LqYqzMAygc
>>5270055these are my favorite kind of monkey. I love their energy and vibes.
>>5262906What the fuck does he know that I don't?
>>5262906His face reminds me of Fred Durst, or perhaps the singer from 5FDP
>>5228513a monkey didn't give you aids, shitskin, your daddy reaming out your dookie slot after one too many banana beers did that to you.
>>5263793All sodomites do.
>>5275193these monkeys disturb the peace and quiet
>>5277844they're great
>>5265270iirc it's his wife
>>5277976Wife and daughter are basically the same thing.
>>5277990In a perfect world.
>>5278954Men like me wouldn't exist.
>>5263310he was charging up his gravity lift implant
>>5224598>freddiefirst time seeing a monkey with a down syndromeinteresting
>>5224630But why World Map theme from 7th Saga?
>>5274831He has a disease? All Filipinos look like that to me
>>5250875>chimpDon't talk to me or my pongo ever again.
>>5230747how very japanese
Why are orangutans such gentle bro's?
>>5226973Fucking kek
>>5281125They are our true brethren. We brought the wrong ones into society.
>>5264037'avin a cheeky nosh
>>5264037I'm going to beat the motherfucking fuck out of this smug fuck. They used to call me Blackout in the service. I had over 100 confirmed kills with just a pocket knife.
>>5224618can i get some Drive OST with this?
>>5224615discussing banana prices
>>5224597>>5224598He's literally me.
>>5256882Why are animals so scared of humans, if this were a human those otters would be on the other side of the enclosure. Can animals tell that we are apex predators?
>>5226967Why can't we use chimpanzees to do menial labour jobs, they're clearly capable.
>>5224605Actually nice story
>>5270054lmao
>>5284589the rise and spread of firearms might be a factor. i remember seeing some evidence that hunted animals flee humans because they're aware humans can somehow inflict lethal damage at long ranges.
>>5264037Dude you're not supposed to eat the skin, moron!
>>5261884this could be humanity without niggers
