I'm rangebanned, pls have these and upload themhttps://litter.catbox.moe/or7zf3.webmhttps://litter.catbox.moe/vpfnfc.webmhttps://litter.catbox.moe/6kvtsx.webm
>>5068703>>5068696Why is it that 4chan is the only place I find cat videos that are actually cute? Everywhere else seems to overwhelm me / detract from the catz with background music or comments or captions or buttons or other stuff
>>5069264what'd you do :|
>>5069290with time your ISP should swap your address around and get unbanned I hope
>>5069323Cute!!!>unbannedI hope so too, fren ^_^
>>5069326you can try https://www.4channel.org/faq#banappeal
>>5069332I'll try it, thank you fren :)
>>5069271because 4chan is highly autistic and likes to center in the actual definition rather than doing things for social clout (social media). anyone who does things otherwise gets ignored or abused which general social media does not like
>>5068716why would you just post "bump" on such a slow fucking board?
>>5069264>>5069287>>5069290>>5069323It had to have been one of the ylyl spammers.Sucks to be rangebanned when you did nothing.
>>5068820Kitler is so cute.
>>5069594why is he on bread?
>>5069271No need for GTA gameplay splitscreen to stop you going off and flossing if the video is longer than eleven seconds here.
>>5069271This is still blatantly overlayed with cat sounds from a different recording. Pure garbage and not cute.
>>5069271Only asian people know how to make proper cute animal videos, westoids always have to find a way to insert themselves into the videos and make it about them.
>>5068696This has to be one of the cutest kots ever. Source?
>>5068703dude, ur duck has autism
>>5068697W8 does it not have the lower part of rostrum?
>>5070259Right? Very cute; I found it in the cat thread>>5069454I'm a newfag here, I though it wasn't getting any traction, I'm surprised to see it still alive
>>5069271Posts on 4chan aren't monetized, so there's no incentive to "game engagement"
>>5068696He's literally me
>>50692714chan is a cat website. Caturday has been a tradition for nearly two decades
>>5068696Nothing much better than forgetting all your troubles and playing with your dog.
>>5072622how the hell did you fit such high quality footage in under 6mb?
>>5069816why arent you is the real question.
>>5076316>My name's Big Bill, the biggest wet willy, and I'm gonna clearly hmmmm...
>>5076303It's not high quality, just high resolution. There are clear compression artifacts in it.Also most of the image is still, which compresses better.
>>5076448They look horrific.
>>5076316Wasn't there an edit of that with the music from The Real Slim Shady?
>>5076319cute little fuzzball just waddles backtoo bad these fellas aren't very keen on reproducing and staying alivetoo bad chinese people fuck up all animals on earth
>>5077186so this is chinese fault that they dont reproduce? lol
>>5071440The cheeky stare in slowmo always gets me.
>>5079485I thought bears were carnivorans.
>>5079312They completely destroyed their natural ecosystem and forced them in areas they're not meant to live in.
>>5079497Nope, most bears are omnivorous. They'll eat just about anything with caloric value. Forest game, fish, berries, and even beehives.
>>5070259Is it a kitten or is it a rusty-spotted cat?
>>5079312Pandas are evolutionary dead ends, they'd all be gone *without* human intervention, not the opposite.
>>5076319How come chinese are so protective of pandas but they have no trouble illigally crossing russian border in the north to hunt down remaning few Amur tigers?
>>5069264>>5069290>>5069323>>5069326You've made it redundant by using a proxy or mobile data you fuckin tard.
>>5072444Maximum cute aggression overload, I want to squeeze those little piggies!
>>5079524how pure ^^
>>5079524Ancient video by now.
>>5077186>too bad these fellas aren't very keen on reproducing and staying aliveanon's spirit animal.
>>5078112>that fucking horse in the background
>>5076448Oh it's a predator deterrent.
>>5079501When the Warp hits juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust right!
>>5079502I love viper
>>5079497They love honey, remember?
>>5082370No, it's landing lights so the parents can see where to put the food.
I had to put down my dog of 18 years today.. I miss her
>>5079497You're an idiot
>>5068820I want a kitler so bad. I'd speak to it in soft German and call him mein schlein Adolph. And give him a little salute as I head off to work.
>>5069169You just know
>>5074111Checked those trips.Also, that face when about to grab the hand. Priceless
>>5077186>too bad chinese people fuck up all animals on earthDon't eat the sh*t they're throwing at you. China has the most hardcore laws about protection of endangered animals. It had sanctuaries for tigers unparalleled in the world
>>5082743RIP anon dog.
>>5079517You just know
>>5084039That's ironic. They take better care of animals than their own people. Bring on the sewer oil!
>>5073254SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP
>>5084343Gutter oil vs bleached chicken
>ywn have an opossum for a pet.It's for the best, but it hurts.
>>5079896Because pandas bring in tourist money. Don't be fooled, chinese are naturally psychopathic
>>5079533Who would even think this is a good idea?God damn it.
>>5085540fucking gross. opossums are disgusting vermin.
>>5074038Song? Swear I've heard it before
Dog previously ran into glass door.
>>5082743Well go pick her back up then
>>5079524why use low quality? here, I downloaded it from youtube just for you
>>5069271when you post anonymously without internet points, the focus remains on what the poster liked personally
>>5086802Post your tits
>>5079533>Pet SpaWhat a dickhead you'd have to be to name your cat torture machine like that
>>5086267>Immune to rabies>Eats tickets>Consumes predators like snakes that might fuck up your petsYou wish you were as useful to the world as those disgusting vermin. Having an opossum living around your property is a blessing.
>>5092708Guinea Fowl are great for those that don't get Opossums
>>5092708You mean ticks. And no, they don't. That was all bullshit. Google it.
>>5092708>immune to rabiesSo the fuck what?>eats ticketsNope.seversondells.com/blog/opossums-and-ticks>Consumes predators like snakes that might fuck your petsMeanwhile, they themselves might fuck up your pets.Try harder.
>>5092708>Opossums carry diseases such as leptospirosis, tuberculosis, relapsing fever, tularemia, spotted fever, toxoplasmosis, coccidiosis, trichomoniasis, and Chagas disease. They may also be infested with fleas, ticks, mites, and lice. Opossums are hosts for cat and dog fleas, especially in urban environments.but hey at least there not rabid
>>5093001Now post the list for dogs and cats.Because clearly you posted that while understanding the difference between wild animals and pets.
>>5093441He just like me fr
>>5093474>Now post the list for dogs and cats.How is that relevant? You're the one jerking off the opossum community and the only pros you could think of got squashed immediately.
>>5093474other animals having the potential to be more or even less disgusting then possums doesnt make possums not disgudting
>>5082743sorry for your dog
>>5093474There's also this.nps.gov/articles/000/opossums.htm#:~:text=And%20while%20they're%20not,suitable%20environment%20for%20the%20virus.>And while they're not totally immune to rabies, they rarely carry it. As a marsupial, possums have a lower body temperature than most other mammals, so their bodies don't provide a suitable environment for the virus.Not the best host, but not immune. Any other dumb shit you want to say?
>>5079524the one dying in the back is funny
>>5079530This is what Killing Bites is
>>5082743I'm sorry for your loss.18 years is a long time, be grateful for all the years you had her.
>>5082743Sorry for your loss, anon. Try to remember all the good times you both spent together, I'm sure you've given her a good life.When the time comes, I'm sure you'll want to give another dog a chance at a good life. Plenty of dogs waiting for a hooman to adopt them.
It's first orange ever.
>>5092708>If you don't wait half an hour after eating to swim you'll cramp and drown>If your feet get wet you'll catch a cold>Bad luck to open an umbrella indoors>No 13th floor>Break the wishbone>Carrots are good for eyesight>If we repeat bullshit enough times it's true.
>>5076303Not a lot of movement and low range of colors = less data to compress.
>>5079516>>5079514>>5079513>>5079512>>5079509>>5079507>>5079505>>5079504>>5079503>>5079502Another thread ruined by zoomer cringe.
>>5079497Only polar bears.
>>5092962>Immune to rabies>So the fuck what?Well it means they wont be spreading that shit around?
>>5079536I love it
>>5096451Nah, just a host of other, worse shit.
>>5092708Also, they could evolve to have truly opposable thumbs, which increases the likelyhood of tool making, which increases intelligence in their brains.
>>5082743>tfw friend just had to put down his dog yesterdayfuck man...
>>5079532>When conditions get tough, this animal curls up, and diesliterally me
>>5096020Those memes are like 10 yo.
>>5096020Post some Good shit then.
>>5084586thank you for posting this
>>5076297WHY DIDN'T YOU THROW IT
>>5098369stop catcalling her
>>5069271because we're fucking cooler and we make our own .webmz
>>5068696He just like me fr
>>5098354BECAUSE SHE GAVE IT TO (You)
>>5085540Don't they only live like two years? That'd be sad.
>>5090255NO, NOT LIKE THAT
>>5088881The males are. And it's one of the most horrifying venoms in nature, too, because it binds directly to the central nervous system. The pain continues until the affected nerves die, which typically means one or two decades of ceaseless pain that can't be stopped by opioids or even amputation.
>>5102934shut the fuck up. are you fr? how does that even work, jesus
>>5102942It's real, and chemically it's actually pretty simple. It basically just binds to the bit of the neuron responsible for relaying pain and jams it in the "you are on fire" position and doesn't leave. It's about as complex as CO poisoning.
>>5102946that's so cruel, and indeed shockingly simple. thanks for explaining!
>>5102946>>5102934sorry, one more question, why does it mean "one or two decades of ceaseless pain"? does it take 10-20 years for the venom to get out of your system, or are you implying that most people end their lives after that amount of time? :D
>>5102934100% bio-engineered lifeform.
>>5079516kek fucking love this board
>>5069169kek I laughed at the fish that thing didn’t want a hug it was probably just being perused by a pike or something and was exhausted / still trying to escape
>>5100683I don’t think that cat really knows how to play piano.
>>5103406Although powerful enough to paralyse smaller animals, the venom is not lethal to humans. Yet, it produces excruciating pain that may be intense enough to incapacitate a victim. Swelling rapidly develops around the entry wound and gradually spreads outward. Information obtained from case studies shows that the pain develops into a long-lasting hyperalgesia that can persist for months but usually lasts from a few days to a few weeks. A clinical report from 1992 showed that the severe pain was persistent and did not respond to morphine.In 1991 Keith Payne, a former member of the Australian Army and recipient of the Victoria Cross (Australia's highest award for valour), was struck on the hand by a platypus spur while trying to rescue the stranded animal. He described the pain as worse than being struck by shrapnel. A month later he was still experiencing pain in that hand. In 2006, Payne reported discomfort and stiffness when carrying out some physical activities such as using a hammer.Seems like anon was going a bit overboard. Still would hurt tho
>>5074111>hand claps at the end:)
>>5107535That victory dance at the endkek
>>5082743So sorry anon for your loss. I had to put my dog down when he was 17 last year. It gets better and easier as time passes. Better to see your dog without pain rather than them being in pain.
>>5107713I know that guy! He's the Kangaroo Mum. He takes care of orphaned Kangaroos.
>>5109058holy shit genuinely impressed by this
>>5070285its all fun and games until you eventually step on him on accident
>>5088617i post exclusively on this website and a d*scord that doesn't revolve around this shit just to farm (((YOU)))s
>>5111111nice edit anon
>>5110892why do mertens move like they were missing frames?
>>5086802Grandpa did that once. Grandma cleaned it too spotless and he walked right through it thinking it was open.
>>5082743My love is with you brother. My best girl is getting older and older and im worried about her. Cherish the times you had. And don't cry, you know she wouldn't want you to do a cry
>>5070285pov Eren Yeagar's founding titan
>>5112187Ah, much more natural.
>>5111176why does he make this noise
>>5101743Lmao literally me while eating food haha like chomp chomp chomp lmao this is exactly like what I do.... CHOMP CHOMP xD hahaha guys this is literally me like every day I swear haha.me Omg that so funny how I'm like literally seeing my literally like ch9mp c9mp xD haha like literally like ch9mp chimp haha xD literal exactly seeing every day swearing ch9mp ch9mp haha xD wow
>>5092708possum paws typed this post
>>5107535that was murder
>>5110892what is that animal
>>5112603you ok little nigger? stinky nigger having an episode?
long time ago I had a video of a cat getting bathed saying what sounds like "I'm good!*Can't find it anywhere.Anyone able to help me out?
>>5082743Dogs are subhuman tier
>>5072628Oh so that's how they eat. I never asked myself how they'd pick berries or small insects and get them inside their stomachThat's cool
>>5079502This cow has become Hamburger and Steak.
does this count?
>>5069594Can I save it?
>>5070365>Humph. Hope, it is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of your greatest strength, and your greatest weakness.
>>5114335that noodle looks rather dangerous
>>5114472then why does it look so friendly
>>5114335hoping it was going to bite the dumb bitch's hand at the end
>>5079530any more? i could watch a full hour long documentary with this narrator
>>5079499This video brings so much joy to me :]
>>5093441>black man on TV again
>>5093441I like the absolute look of disgust when he looks at her to see if she was giving him food already.
>>5114648Impressive that the song turned out so catchy, better than any Britney Spears of Cristina Aguilera.
>>5113951When the pussy fucks the cock
>>5114335>>5114567>>5114472>>5114473they're very smart, so once they decide to trust you, you're probably safe. assuming you can know when it's in a bad emotional state.
>>5084259Shut the fuck up you unfunny shithead
>>5115589Touch my floppy 3 week no-fap nutsack you actual faggot. Make me shoot ropes and lick your teeth. I'll suck on your toes queer.
>>5068696I have never seen a cat do this. I've never even seen a cat touch its face with its paws. Why is it doing it?
>>5115589Somebody is mad that he'll never slam hot cheetah vag.
>>5117184Cats lick their paws and then wash their face with them. This cat is just asleep and probably dreaming about something on its face
>>5114232Nothing wrong with that. More people should know where their food comes from, and should strive to become more conscious of what animal products they buy to support local farmers
>>5079593game is game
>>5117901Oy vey, goyim! You don't need to worry about that. Simply purchase what's easy!
>>5093441post the russian one aka without the stupid whore with piss soaked pants
>>5120126>no food today kotrovich stalin spent it all to put laika on the moon
>>5093441>>5120126Now this is my jam
>>5120249Just realized it has a similar rhythm to this trackhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reeq5jmsU7Y&t=5927s
>>5068696thats a carnivore
>>5071444>>5072444Holy fuck checked double trips back to back
>>5111111C H E C K E D
>>5114567Have sex incel
>>5113819I bet it must sting developed countries care more for dogs than they do for your third worlder ass