Is there anyone that doesn't hate these fuckers?
>>5011878White people.
>>5011897Yeah shaming people like that doesnt really work when you dont live in a high trust society anymore.Did that second car kill him?
>>5011878What did this retard think was going to happen
>>5011930He wears a parachute, but it did not open in time.
>>5011911unfortunately, the gay helmet did it's job and saved him>But the biker is saved from certain death by his safety helmet. In fact, he regained consciousness at the scene and could even tell police what he remembered about the incident, which all stemmed from a dispute over a discarded Chipotle bag, according to a CPD report. He was listed in serious but stable condition at Advocate Illinois Masonic Medical Center.
>>5011878>Will E. Coyote runs into his own trap.webm
>>5011882>the look of stupidity on his face at the end when he realizes he now has to pay and replace his window
>>5011891i'm white and i most definitely hate cyclists.
>>5011897you fuckeryou have me siding with a fucking cyclist
>>5011878what was he thinkingno fucking seriously
>>5011897>>5011882>>5011875>>5011873>>5011871> spending life in prison to pwn le cyclists le epic style
>>5011891>White people.found the bike thief.
>>5011897That dumb batch that ran over his head, instead of just doing nothing.Hopefully she got prison time
>>5011875This is nigger-tier behavior and is quite possibly the only deserved one in this thread.
only fat boomer lazy subhumans hate us.Bikes:>Good for your health>no air pollution>Don't take up any space.
>>5012566Bikes are for queers who expect the rest of the world to accommodate their queerness.
>>5011897Why did he pick up the bag and put it like that?
>>5012594Just build bike lanes. So they don't have to share the road with car drivers.
>>5012278Not sure that's what that expression was conveying m8.
>>5011959A bike helmet is foam and plastic, it doesn't do shit against a fucking car tire. Car just happened to miss his actual head by a couple inches.
>>5012594Because they are 100% right. Lesser humans should accomodate their superiors. Only a kike could choose cars over bikes
>>5012744>Car drives by normally>Cyclist is infuriated
>>5012791Just punch that arab scum and be done with it
wow shocking, assholes can ride bicycles.
>>5012805why must you hurt
>>5012610He saw the gentlemen in the car littering and tried to punish them for it>>5012753kek
>>5011871So, how much do you have to pay to bribe the garage to let that pass inspection?
>>5012826>lives in an inspection statesad
>>5011875>puny hand signal while making the merge>doesnt look behind>is on the highway
>>5012424if you look closely you can see he has a harness, probably tried to parachute
>>5012763This dude playing GTA
>>5012857Was the caption written by a Chinese person as well?
I hate cyclists so much it's unreal.Love from Azerbaïjan.
>>5012760why do they always do this? drive on red light, ignoring car rules, then also not stoppping when all the cars stop for pedestrians they want the people walking over to stop for them
>>5012758good ukemi
>>5012610nigger littered so the liberal cyclist wanted to chastise him
>>5011930>>5012424He had one of those flying squirrel suits on, but he was not going anywhere fast enough on approach nor was it a high enough fall for him to get the speed he needed to glide. So he just landed on the ground instead
>>5012753kek
>>5012793this guy is taking the ^piss
>>5012594>cyclists join together in the early 20th century to lobby for more paved roads>fat boomer capitalists take advantage of existing infrastructure and mass produce hog mobiles>cyclists ask for at least a thin lane on the side>"durr roads are for cars stay on the sidewalk faggot"Fuck you fatty get off MY road.
>>5012793kek
delete this thread.
Man i can relate so much sista. Down with the cycleclowns.
>>5013067impressive
>>5012858>why does anyone need a car?
i honestly imagine the posters here to be a bunch of morbidly obese americans who drive everywhere with their overgrown pickups trucks.health concessions: diet coke.
Should've been hit by a car after falling like a sissy.
Because he had the rainbow lgbt jersey he falled. Everything falls into place.
Getting hit by trees in absece of cars. Pretty tough but the retrospective would tell the cyclist he's the problem.
>>5012744Lmao why didn't they just let the car pass
Breaking is an option not an imperative.
>>5012761kek
>>5012793Obv a joke
The cyclist must pay.
The natural condition of the cyclist makes it a central point to crash into adult road users.
>>5013090creepy af
>>5011873This is one of my favorite internet videos. Every time I see a biker I think of this video.
>>5012771>>5013239You don't seem to understand that your sissy bikes are obsolete in our motorized modern world. Cyclists are the luddites of vehicle technology.
Why is there no traffic when you need it the most.
>>5013163Silent Hill speedrunners be like.
>>5011882Lol I used to play Arma 3 with the driver, he is pretty based.
>>5012760satisfying
>>5012753Lol
>>5012787goo boy
>>5013071That seems dangerous as hell especially without a light or helmet
>>5013357POV: brap sniffer
>>5013253That's a fun movie.
>>5012791no jackstands. fucker wasnt far off geting crushed.
>>5011878is he okay?
>>5012779I remember back when this happened. the government sided with the cyclist, media made a big deal out of it and the truck driver was sent to prison for a long time
>>5011875i always wondered whats wrong with riding bikes. then i see retards like this. why the fuck is he on the highway? ride your bike on the shoulder if you absolutely have to go that way. what the fuck.
>>5013067Based
>>5013682>watches lucas brunelle>skitching is easyGoes for a ride
>>5012789why did some retard add this niggerbabble
>>5012856crackhead strength is real
>>5013674>>5011875>b-but I have the right to bike h- ACK
>>5012439You wish, dumbass.
>>5013290entitlement
>>5012744>she flings herself to the ground to play a victimI hope a truck runs over her skull and pops it like a melon.
>>5013674Bonus: There's a parallel bike path a hundred yards west of where that happens.>60.037941° 29.976780°
>>5013688LOL, the friggin jew in the corner grabing his kippah
>>5012790The chad British Royal guard vs the virgin Dansk Royal guard
>>5013681>Mad-Man-Hits-Cyclist-For-No-Reasonrage bait title, clearly the road turns right for the cyclist but he keeps going forward
>>5013636I mean yeah, the driver could see him from ages away, had a bunch of clearing to change lanes and everything.Truck drivers are scum just like cyclists, he deserves it.
>>5013276>Bro it's basically a dirtbike Lol, no bitch it aint. No replacement for displacement. In what world did that retard think his gay little bike forks and toothpick spoke wheel would survive that?
>>5012830at first i didnt like this but he probably did that guy a favor. You ride on highways eventually you get killed by some fat bitch texting.
>>5012826>doesn't know about rolling coalfucking urbanite bugmen
>>5013351I FUCKING LOVE MODERNITY
>>5013688>>5013793Oh vey, I gonna sue this goys for quintillions sheckels and gonna give it to israel.
>>5013462have this one, la
>>5014143>coasting downhill>pedals still spinningcool ebike bro
>>5011897TOTAL CYCLIST DEATH
>>5013677Like pottery.
>>5014152>cool ebike broIt's OK you tried.
If you hate cyclists you most likely look like this
Can't stop me. Must KOM.
>>5012848kek, fuck uber eats
>>5013163>>5013090>>5013082What's the point of this faggotry in a cyclist hate thread
>>5014243The cyclist seems to have rustled some jimmies anon. Pretty fitting if you ask me.
>>5013163the best way to ride a bike
>>5013283you fucking retards have no idea what you're talking about. lives so pathetic and insignificant that you need to shit on people infinitely better than you. kill yourself
>>5013276look at this fat sack of shit mocking people who are objectively better
>>5013351your parents are also siblings. it's not your fault you're this fucking stupid
Most cyclist itt are braindead apes.Thankfully, most aren't like that.
>>5013390took that corner like a fucking boss in that rain
>>5014251guys who stop on trails need to be thrown from a cliff. mtb is for everyone
>>5014255Sportsfans?
>>5014214>even with a 20 minute stop for gas the car will still get there firstsad
>>5011871Cyclist cunts all need the rope, they think they're a car and pedestrian at the same time, entitled to all the positives of both with none of the downsides from either. At least motorbike fags still realise they're a vehicle. Kill cyclists.
this is a very irrational hatred loljust like the cat hatersat least cyclists are FIT unlike you
The seethe levels are incommensurable.Let's see what the cope levels are.
>everyone I don't like is fathi /n/
>>5011891Not true, I hate cyclists almost as much as I hate brown "people"
>>5014251what's the name for male karens?
>>5014285Donald
>>5014288no, something else
>>5012790I was hoping they were just going to hurl the bikes to the side and keep going. What a bunch of pussies
>>5014288>it doesn't matter if it makes sense, all that matters is reeee blumpf
>>5013298Thanks Mr. Obv
>>5014324Cry Trumpnigger boomer
>>5012763he could have just sat there and been fine but he walked over towards the vehicle
>>5012841no one would hear that horn in their car lmao
>>5012763I mean for once the biker was where he should have been. Off the road.
>>5011871amerimutt subhuman threadsage
>>5014532Fyck you and your faggot walkable cities.
>>5011897why did the second car decide to run him over?driver didn't even check the mirror
>>5013390Danny's on another level, bruv.
New kino just dropped my cyclohatingsistashttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnheTcWRemU
>>5014266
>>5014753I like this one
>>501474212:50 green cab takes down a nigger
>>5013277I think those are just random colours, mate.
>>5013676The absolute audacity on these two-wheeled cunts...
Why do so many of these clips feature working-class and non-White Britons?
>>5014926>random coloursjej
>>5013277>>5015031That's the UCI logo m8
>>5015012Keep your pecking order in check. The swiftwalker was a germ*n invention.>>5015040>UCI logo>World champ stripes is UCI logojejej>Not the lgbt flagAnon the acronym refers to the absolute gayness this "union" represents. Boypucci could not be written without the UCI don't be fooled. Also
>>5015047medshttps://duckduckgo.com/?q=Loic+Bruni&ia=images&iax=images
>>5015048Hes the world champ. Now notice what comes up if you search "UCI logo" wich was your original >>5015040 claim.https://duckduckgo.com/?q=uci+logo&iar=images&iax=images&ia=imagesTake the meds too otherwise they don't work.
>>5011871When did we get so many niggers in wsg? Non-niggers can see cause and effect. Enjoy your crubbling infrustructure USA
>>5014285Maybe Steve, or Kevin, or Keith
>>5012751monkeys can't drive cars or bikes.
>>5014753This one is pretty funny just for how much of a prick he's being
>>5014223I hate cyclists cause they act like dicks to pedestrians yet still have the audacity to wonder why people hate them.
>>5014759I don't know why but I am not angry at this guy.
>>5014256Lmao cope, bikesissy. You have no future. Your fate is to die an embarrassing death and become a webm to be posted in these threads for our amusement.
>>5014214that was funny as fucknice fuck the NPC petrolheads song bike bruh
>>5014753Good ladZombie pedestrians who all own cars and stare at phones
>>5015063It's the UCI world championship m8, that's why it's the same pattern.
>>5015031What a niggery thing to do...
>>5015133Nigger its the Downhill World Cup. When it's the World Champs you don't run the rainbow jersey. They're not the same. Although both under UCI legislation and both downhill races they're not the same thing. IF he has the rainbow jersey its the UCI World CUP m80
>>5015138https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainbow_jersey>started in 1927 (before the fag flag was a thing)>UCI colors>must be worn in every event
>>5015145The event where you battle to get this fuckin jersey you do NOT wear said jersey. I'm trying to explain but you're not extacly fast to understand.The world CHAMPIONSHIP >>5015133 as you said here, is the one where you battle for said jersey. Therefore you can deduce by looking at the video that it is in fack the world CUP (notice the subtle difference indicating seperate things not sure how to make it more obvious)m'LORD80
>>5015153I don't give a fuck about your stupid "everyone rides a bike off a cliff and whoever survives is world champ" sport or know anything about it, all I'm saying is the colors are the UCI colors not the cocksucker flag. If you want to continue to seethe about the distinction between a logo and a stripe then feel free to entertain yourself.
>>5015153>>5015159Both of you are faggots and your welcome for saving the thread with >>5015161Which is clearly the most superior post of the thread. Both of you should jack off and take a nap
>>5014283>000 MPH to 001 MPHscary
>>5013390kek'd "HOW DOES DANNY HART SIT DOWN WITH BALLS THAT BIG?"
>>5013163I wish more cyclists did this instead of ignoring red lights and stop signs to get their jollies.
>>5014263reminds me of a joke i read in a playboy once>two nuns are riding back to their monastery on bicycles.>"i've never come this way before.">"me neither, i think its the cobblestones."
>>5013688This is why bikes don't belong on the road. Even if you're not an inconsiderate menace like the rest of your kind, some tard running a red will be the death of you.
>>5014759fuck your Honda Civic I've a horse outside
>>5012439bicycles are not allowed on freeways.
>>5013312HE NEED SOME MILK
>>5014285fred
>>5014769how fucking hard is it to just stop with your brakes
>>5015477He was never saving that one but it does look like his brakes are trash.
>>5014793I hope this guy dies horribly
>>5015477Pay up for the new bike chud. Enjoy the premium hike.>>5015617Cancels out. It's OK. Keep walking.
I like to pretend to hate cyclists. It's an easy way to give support to americans into happily gifting the world with 1000 less mutts per year. The fun part that lasts are the 130,000 are injured per year. Not only are they physically crippled but economically too.Imagine hating this much your countrymen, these things are not human.Truly the golem nation of the globe.
>>5015632>3 fucking minutesI skipped to the end and no one was screaming in pain so I assume the rest was a waste of time too.
>>5015632i don't even know what you are talking about, cause i can't see shit in the video
>>5015621Eh hardly nigger was riding the wrong way in traffic, the other guy was jay walking which everyone does
>>5015649Exactly. Cancels out.
>>5012789Why is the Driftveil City theme playing lmao
>>5011878aimforthebushes.webmMWPV0P
>>5012610because cyclists are environmentally friendly and they want to make it everyone's problem
>>5015706>they want to make it everyone's problemTrumptard boomer soon to be dead spotted
>>5015707being agressive on 4chan will totally compensate for the fact you were completely emasculated and pussified irlone more million posts and you'll show us, you will totally become a man, you will teach us a fucking lesson
>>5015707just remember to keep your attitude just for online interactions otherwise this could have been youcall the jannies to ban me too whenever you want faggot, I bet you can turn this shit into reddit on two weeks
bonus points for the scream on this one
>>5015713Textbook action-reaction example.
>>5011871cyclists riding alongside cars is like paralympians wanting to compete in the real olympics
>>5015724Why are you reposting a shitier version of >>5014219 ?
>>5015720>tfw nigger cyclist on a stolen bike
There are no 'cyclists' just poorfags who can't afford a proper vehicle and are too much of special snowflakes to use public transportation like every other poorfag.
>>5015726Why you reposting shit from the same thread >>5014758 Notwithstanding 'm happy he got hit.I truly hate them it's unbelievable
>>5015720>(((herzog)))kikes will shill the most retarded stuff just for the sake of it
>>5015707Nobody:>(You): >AAAAAAAHHHHHHH I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT TRUMPSad!
>>5015731Very trueThe environmental talk is how they stroke their own fragile egos
>>5013272I'm healthy and fit but I still have to commute and I'm not spending two hours of every day on a goddamn bus.Cyclists seem to think traffic laws don't apply to them. Like they live in Jet Set Radio or some shit. Which is ironic since most of them are laptop-class shitlibs. And the law pampers them at every opportunity. Just terrible people. Cyclists can eat shit.
>>5015750Green is GORed is RACEeasy to memorize.>Cyclists seem to think traffic laws don't apply to themThey don't you obedient dog. Now cope seethe and you could dilate on a bike saddle.
>>5015762
>>5015762>"Traffic laws don't apply to me!">makes a video to seethe about cars crossing 2 inches into the bike lane
Hate laws are absurd in the presence of cyclists.
https://archive.is/yqu6H>Independent researchers working for the London mayor’s transport authority revealed how as few as 31 per cent of cyclists obeyed the Highway Code by giving way to pedestrians at a zebra crossing.>>5015775Are you implying there are situations where 'hate laws' aren't absurd?
>>5015779 >Are you implying there are situations where 'hate laws' aren't absurd?Did i stutter? How is the merchant's guild supposed to defend itself? Hate laws are there for an obvious reason.Cyclists truly are the scum of the earth. How such behavior is considered acceptable remains a mistery
Seething this hard isn't healthy, impotence-kun.
>>5014324>reeee blumpfThe sound of a cyclist getting what they deserve.
>>5012787>Barely taps dog>Front wheel pulverizedPaper mache
Help me bros, the hate is flowing thru my veins. Look at them go. How can they use the road if they don't pay taxes. They're stealing from us. I can't seethe this much my health is in danger.>>5014742Any webmwizzard for the 12m50s crash in the vid?
>>5011873why the fuck does no one post the video with sound? it's shite without audio when you can't hear the faggot screaming as he goes face first into the nettles
>>5015894>why the fuck does no one post the videoI dont know annon you tell me.
>>5015875>that scooter chad at 0:22 casually flexing on the bike twinks with his gf at the backkek
>>5012751that's what you absolutely fucking get ya clown. this shit is the reason people hate cyclists
>>5012760love how the driver there is like "yeah cunt, i have the right of way" and doesn't even slow down lmao
>>5015909>this shit is the reason people hate cyclistsAnon obviously not every cyclist is black.
>>5014431wtf would you do in a panic situation like that. doubt yo'd be able to think and react rationally
>>5011897>guy falls under your stopped car>duh, better move forward
>>5015828well yeah it's a racing bike, supposed to be as light as possible
You are jealous of my superiority.
>>5012791if he done that to my bike, that would be the moment i fly kick the cunt and cycle away. virgin nigger cyclist.
>>5012856BASED
>>5012781were they gypsies or something? The kids really try hard to get run over then if you stop it's game over
>>5013074either that or a nigger
>>5014285Faggots
>>5013067actually based
These cunts have a deathwish
>>5015712>>5015713>>5015738Election tourist boomers this is not your website cope seethe and dilate now, your Lord is about to get arrested on made up charges lol
lol I didn't know I caused so much people to seethe just by riding a bike
>>5014023so if the cyclist was in the next lane 3ft over to the left it would be ok?
>>5015958>so much peopleSo much seething I mean
>>5014219what a fucking mongo. why the fuck did he even do that?
>>5015899Imagine trying to take a girl out and she asks you pick her up but all you have is a faggy bicycle.
>>5015958this. lmao it's funny
>>5014223I bike a lot and I still hate cyclists, genuinely never had a good experience with them.
>>5015967No wonder they're always killing themselves in traffic
>>5015958Sir pleas stop. You will be happy. We will be happy.
>>5015477Much like how alot of drivers will never slow down and only know how to use the horn instead of their brake, cyclists have the same problem, but they don't have a horn, so they just get hit, because the people who will never slow down under any circumstance are literally retarded.
>>5015715Here's one of these cunts caught on google streetview doing exactly this https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.3524501,-2.40193,3a,41.2y,257.17h,79.04t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sCE16DO9VzjeM3uEuJbtUiQ!2e0!7i16384!8i8192
/n/sisters...
Rationally explain to me why i should slow down if i possess the legal right of way.The motto always was Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Ride Fast.
>>5015875>>5015793>>5015775>>5015762No one has a problem with bikes you retard, its cyclists everyone hates, the gay lycra clad entitled middle aged men who bike around basically trying to get hit. The casual bikers who use the infrastructure when provided are not the people who are hated.
>>5015998because you don't want to get hit?
>>5015720>>5015725>>5015734>>5015762>>5015775>>5015793cyclists propaganda, and notice how they take their examples of literal shitholes with 5M population scattered in a huge land where they spend more money on cyclism than solving the suicide rates.
>>5016000>because you don't want to get hit?Won't get you far in court pal. I will not stop unless legally compelled.>>5016005>cyclists propagandaBIG BIKE is there to get you. Carefull they might send you to war. You're pretty wise anon carry on.
>>5015071kevin sounds good
>>5016007You sound like a flaming faggot.
>>5016011Don't worry bro cycling isn’t an American sport (or at least one they’re the best at).Kilometers are the default.
>>5016007>BIG BIKE is there to get youTHEY came for the cars and soon THEY will come for the bikes as well.
>>5015737You retarded mutt Herzog is pure royal German name
>>5016007> I will not stop unless legally compelled.You sound like a cyclist.
>>5015959>so if the cyclist was in the next lane 3ft over to the left it would be okit's always ok to hit a cyclist, my contention was with the title that said "hits cyclist for no reason" because there was a good reason
>>5016018Ho Lee FUg that's a scary webum anon>>5016020>You sound like a cyclist.You're funny because you''ve always been wrong.Not afraid to scratch my paint faggot. You're not above the law hoodlum.
>>5012751this shit almost happened to me on bike but I pulled the brakes hard at last millisecond
>>5015941wow I never knew people actually speak Irish still, I always assumed it was a very rare local dialect you would only hear in certain pubs or language enthusiast/revivalist circles
>>5016305Formerly Chuck's
>>5016005>solving the suicide ratesthe problem will solve itself anon.
>>5013507>That seems dangerous>seemsExactly. It's a matter of perception.
>>5015714
>>5015717lucky she was there
>>5014759based
>>5015714kek pause just before it goes from 0:05 to 0:06
>>5016583
>>5014274Can't spell Copenhagen without cope.
>>5015952>muh election touristsThe election was 7 years ago m8
>>5015929>we always follow traffic rules, it's car drivers who are the problem
>>5015941>riding a bike with a face diaper
>>5015714Holy fuck the cyclist literally bodyslammed his own spine with his own ass and dick. He's gotta be completely fucked.
>>5016794>UCI logo
>>5015952Don't you mean trumped up charges?
>>5016819Most lucid take.
>>5012841That's a fucking novelty horn not a real horn what a retard
>>5013067Okay this one can live.
>>5012811most polite new york interaction
>>5015726fucking whites
>>5012772did his controller disconnect?
>>5016066kek how did they manage to flip their car?
>>50119592edgy4mewhat did this guy do wrong?
>>5012790Walmart Queen’s Guard
>>5011897I hope the nigger and retard who pulled forward got manslaughter. Hate when I can't track down the conclusion of ones like this
