Is there anyone that doesn't hate these fuckers?
>>5011878White people.
>>5011897Yeah shaming people like that doesnt really work when you dont live in a high trust society anymore.Did that second car kill him?
>>5011878What did this retard think was going to happen
>>5011930He wears a parachute, but it did not open in time.
>>5011911unfortunately, the gay helmet did it's job and saved him>But the biker is saved from certain death by his safety helmet. In fact, he regained consciousness at the scene and could even tell police what he remembered about the incident, which all stemmed from a dispute over a discarded Chipotle bag, according to a CPD report. He was listed in serious but stable condition at Advocate Illinois Masonic Medical Center.
>>5011878>Will E. Coyote runs into his own trap.webm
>>5011882>the look of stupidity on his face at the end when he realizes he now has to pay and replace his window
>>5011891i'm white and i most definitely hate cyclists.
>>5011897you fuckeryou have me siding with a fucking cyclist
>>5011878what was he thinkingno fucking seriously
>>5011897>>5011882>>5011875>>5011873>>5011871> spending life in prison to pwn le cyclists le epic style
>>5011891>White people.found the bike thief.
>>5011897That dumb batch that ran over his head, instead of just doing nothing.Hopefully she got prison time
>>5011875This is nigger-tier behavior and is quite possibly the only deserved one in this thread.
only fat boomer lazy subhumans hate us.Bikes:>Good for your health>no air pollution>Don't take up any space.
>>5012566Bikes are for queers who expect the rest of the world to accommodate their queerness.
>>5011897Why did he pick up the bag and put it like that?
>>5012594Just build bike lanes. So they don't have to share the road with car drivers.
>>5012278Not sure that's what that expression was conveying m8.
>>5011959A bike helmet is foam and plastic, it doesn't do shit against a fucking car tire. Car just happened to miss his actual head by a couple inches.
>>5012594Because they are 100% right. Lesser humans should accomodate their superiors. Only a kike could choose cars over bikes
>>5012744>Car drives by normally>Cyclist is infuriated
>>5012791Just punch that arab scum and be done with it
wow shocking, assholes can ride bicycles.
>>5012805why must you hurt
>>5012610He saw the gentlemen in the car littering and tried to punish them for it>>5012753kek
>>5011871So, how much do you have to pay to bribe the garage to let that pass inspection?
>>5012826>lives in an inspection statesad
>>5011875>puny hand signal while making the merge>doesnt look behind>is on the highway
>>5012424if you look closely you can see he has a harness, probably tried to parachute
>>5012763This dude playing GTA
>>5012857Was the caption written by a Chinese person as well?
I hate cyclists so much it's unreal.Love from Azerbaïjan.
>>5012760why do they always do this? drive on red light, ignoring car rules, then also not stoppping when all the cars stop for pedestrians they want the people walking over to stop for them
>>5012758good ukemi
>>5012610nigger littered so the liberal cyclist wanted to chastise him
>>5011930>>5012424He had one of those flying squirrel suits on, but he was not going anywhere fast enough on approach nor was it a high enough fall for him to get the speed he needed to glide. So he just landed on the ground instead
>>5012753kek
>>5012793this guy is taking the ^piss
>>5012594>cyclists join together in the early 20th century to lobby for more paved roads>fat boomer capitalists take advantage of existing infrastructure and mass produce hog mobiles>cyclists ask for at least a thin lane on the side>"durr roads are for cars stay on the sidewalk faggot"Fuck you fatty get off MY road.
>>5012793kek
delete this thread.
Man i can relate so much sista. Down with the cycleclowns.
>>5013067impressive
>>5012858>why does anyone need a car?
i honestly imagine the posters here to be a bunch of morbidly obese americans who drive everywhere with their overgrown pickups trucks.health concessions: diet coke.
Should've been hit by a car after falling like a sissy.
Because he had the rainbow lgbt jersey he falled. Everything falls into place.
Getting hit by trees in absece of cars. Pretty tough but the retrospective would tell the cyclist he's the problem.
>>5012744Lmao why didn't they just let the car pass
Breaking is an option not an imperative.
>>5012761kek
>>5012793Obv a joke
The cyclist must pay.
The natural condition of the cyclist makes it a central point to crash into adult road users.
>>5013090creepy af
>>5011873This is one of my favorite internet videos. Every time I see a biker I think of this video.
>>5012771>>5013239You don't seem to understand that your sissy bikes are obsolete in our motorized modern world. Cyclists are the luddites of vehicle technology.
Why is there no traffic when you need it the most.
>>5013163Silent Hill speedrunners be like.
>>5011882Lol I used to play Arma 3 with the driver, he is pretty based.
>>5012760satisfying
>>5012753Lol
>>5012787goo boy
>>5013071That seems dangerous as hell especially without a light or helmet
>>5013357POV: brap sniffer
>>5013253That's a fun movie.
>>5012791no jackstands. fucker wasnt far off geting crushed.
>>5011878is he okay?
>>5012779I remember back when this happened. the government sided with the cyclist, media made a big deal out of it and the truck driver was sent to prison for a long time
>>5011875i always wondered whats wrong with riding bikes. then i see retards like this. why the fuck is he on the highway? ride your bike on the shoulder if you absolutely have to go that way. what the fuck.
>>5013067Based
>>5013682>watches lucas brunelle>skitching is easyGoes for a ride
>>5012789why did some retard add this niggerbabble
>>5012856crackhead strength is real
>>5013674>>5011875>b-but I have the right to bike h- ACK
>>5012439You wish, dumbass.
>>5013290entitlement
>>5012744>she flings herself to the ground to play a victimI hope a truck runs over her skull and pops it like a melon.
>>5013674Bonus: There's a parallel bike path a hundred yards west of where that happens.>60.037941° 29.976780°
>>5013688LOL, the friggin jew in the corner grabing his kippah
>>5012790The chad British Royal guard vs the virgin Dansk Royal guard
>>5013681>Mad-Man-Hits-Cyclist-For-No-Reasonrage bait title, clearly the road turns right for the cyclist but he keeps going forward
>>5013636I mean yeah, the driver could see him from ages away, had a bunch of clearing to change lanes and everything.Truck drivers are scum just like cyclists, he deserves it.
>>5013276>Bro it's basically a dirtbike Lol, no bitch it aint. No replacement for displacement. In what world did that retard think his gay little bike forks and toothpick spoke wheel would survive that?
>>5012830at first i didnt like this but he probably did that guy a favor. You ride on highways eventually you get killed by some fat bitch texting.
>>5012826>doesn't know about rolling coalfucking urbanite bugmen
>>5013351I FUCKING LOVE MODERNITY
>>5013688>>5013793Oh vey, I gonna sue this goys for quintillions sheckels and gonna give it to israel.
>>5013462have this one, la
>>5014143>coasting downhill>pedals still spinningcool ebike bro
>>5011897TOTAL CYCLIST DEATH
>>5013677Like pottery.
>>5014152>cool ebike broIt's OK you tried.
If you hate cyclists you most likely look like this
Can't stop me. Must KOM.
>>5012848kek, fuck uber eats
>>5013163>>5013090>>5013082What's the point of this faggotry in a cyclist hate thread
>>5014243The cyclist seems to have rustled some jimmies anon. Pretty fitting if you ask me.
>>5013163the best way to ride a bike
>>5013283you fucking retards have no idea what you're talking about. lives so pathetic and insignificant that you need to shit on people infinitely better than you. kill yourself
>>5013276look at this fat sack of shit mocking people who are objectively better
>>5013351your parents are also siblings. it's not your fault you're this fucking stupid
Most cyclist itt are braindead apes.Thankfully, most aren't like that.
>>5013390took that corner like a fucking boss in that rain
>>5014251guys who stop on trails need to be thrown from a cliff. mtb is for everyone
>>5014255Sportsfans?
>>5014214>even with a 20 minute stop for gas the car will still get there firstsad
>>5011871Cyclist cunts all need the rope, they think they're a car and pedestrian at the same time, entitled to all the positives of both with none of the downsides from either. At least motorbike fags still realise they're a vehicle. Kill cyclists.
this is a very irrational hatred loljust like the cat hatersat least cyclists are FIT unlike you
The seethe levels are incommensurable.Let's see what the cope levels are.
>everyone I don't like is fathi /n/
>>5011891Not true, I hate cyclists almost as much as I hate brown "people"
>>5014251what's the name for male karens?
>>5014285Donald
>>5014288no, something else
>>5012790I was hoping they were just going to hurl the bikes to the side and keep going. What a bunch of pussies
>>5014288>it doesn't matter if it makes sense, all that matters is reeee blumpf
>>5013298Thanks Mr. Obv
>>5014324Cry Trumpnigger boomer
>>5012763he could have just sat there and been fine but he walked over towards the vehicle
>>5012841no one would hear that horn in their car lmao
>>5012763I mean for once the biker was where he should have been. Off the road.
>>5011871amerimutt subhuman threadsage
>>5014532Fyck you and your faggot walkable cities.
>>5011897why did the second car decide to run him over?driver didn't even check the mirror
>>5013390Danny's on another level, bruv.
New kino just dropped my cyclohatingsistashttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnheTcWRemU
>>5014266
>>5014753I like this one
>>501474212:50 green cab takes down a nigger
>>5013277I think those are just random colours, mate.
>>5013676The absolute audacity on these two-wheeled cunts...
Why do so many of these clips feature working-class and non-White Britons?
>>5014926>random coloursjej
>>5013277>>5015031That's the UCI logo m8
>>5015012Keep your pecking order in check. The swiftwalker was a germ*n invention.>>5015040>UCI logo>World champ stripes is UCI logojejej>Not the lgbt flagAnon the acronym refers to the absolute gayness this "union" represents. Boypucci could not be written without the UCI don't be fooled. Also
>>5015047medshttps://duckduckgo.com/?q=Loic+Bruni&ia=images&iax=images
>>5015048Hes the world champ. Now notice what comes up if you search "UCI logo" wich was your original >>5015040 claim.https://duckduckgo.com/?q=uci+logo&iar=images&iax=images&ia=imagesTake the meds too otherwise they don't work.
>>5011871When did we get so many niggers in wsg? Non-niggers can see cause and effect. Enjoy your crubbling infrustructure USA
>>5014285Maybe Steve, or Kevin, or Keith
>>5012751monkeys can't drive cars or bikes.
>>5014753This one is pretty funny just for how much of a prick he's being
>>5014223I hate cyclists cause they act like dicks to pedestrians yet still have the audacity to wonder why people hate them.
>>5014759I don't know why but I am not angry at this guy.
>>5014256Lmao cope, bikesissy. You have no future. Your fate is to die an embarrassing death and become a webm to be posted in these threads for our amusement.
>>5014214that was funny as fucknice fuck the NPC petrolheads song bike bruh
>>5014753Good ladZombie pedestrians who all own cars and stare at phones
>>5015063It's the UCI world championship m8, that's why it's the same pattern.
>>5015031What a niggery thing to do...
>>5015133Nigger its the Downhill World Cup. When it's the World Champs you don't run the rainbow jersey. They're not the same. Although both under UCI legislation and both downhill races they're not the same thing. IF he has the rainbow jersey its the UCI World CUP m80
>>5015138https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainbow_jersey>started in 1927 (before the fag flag was a thing)>UCI colors>must be worn in every event
>>5015145The event where you battle to get this fuckin jersey you do NOT wear said jersey. I'm trying to explain but you're not extacly fast to understand.The world CHAMPIONSHIP >>5015133 as you said here, is the one where you battle for said jersey. Therefore you can deduce by looking at the video that it is in fack the world CUP (notice the subtle difference indicating seperate things not sure how to make it more obvious)m'LORD80
>>5015153I don't give a fuck about your stupid "everyone rides a bike off a cliff and whoever survives is world champ" sport or know anything about it, all I'm saying is the colors are the UCI colors not the cocksucker flag. If you want to continue to seethe about the distinction between a logo and a stripe then feel free to entertain yourself.
>>5015153>>5015159Both of you are faggots and your welcome for saving the thread with >>5015161Which is clearly the most superior post of the thread. Both of you should jack off and take a nap
>>5014283>000 MPH to 001 MPHscary
>>5013390kek'd "HOW DOES DANNY HART SIT DOWN WITH BALLS THAT BIG?"
>>5013163I wish more cyclists did this instead of ignoring red lights and stop signs to get their jollies.
>>5014263reminds me of a joke i read in a playboy once>two nuns are riding back to their monastery on bicycles.>"i've never come this way before.">"me neither, i think its the cobblestones."
>>5013688This is why bikes don't belong on the road. Even if you're not an inconsiderate menace like the rest of your kind, some tard running a red will be the death of you.
