Post your favorite ursidae: Rekt, random, funny, mauling, etc.
maybe not mauling since this is /wsg/.
>>5005347i want to say it's a small black bear so the thing is just as scared of you as you are of it but i'd probably shit myself too if i saw one
>>5005677all bears do is loot and destroy
are they allowed in these threads?
>>5005695insane how good climbers they are, went up that tree like it was nothing
>>5005513>the thing is just as scared of you as you are of itidk, it doesn't look scared, especially when it nonchalantly scratches itself.
>>5005687>look at me I'm hooman I'm walking on two legs!
>>5006212>rush over to check out a cool new friend>he starts thrashing and screeching like a retarded pussywow bears are so violent >:(
>>5005696Oof, right in the bear necessities
>>5006212I recognize the language he is shouting.
>>5005346That's a fucking horrifying gif
>>5007680sir that's a webm
>>5005687I like to think he's making fun of the people on the bus.>i'm a human, I walk on two legs, i'm gay
Why do such cute creatures have to he so dangerous? I just want to be frens with all the bears.
>>5009169naw, they're harmless
>>5009178Id be one of those people that get eaten and get used as anti bear propaganda. Best not to risk it for the sake of those precious bros.
>>5007672Shitting mid fight seems like a flex
All you chuckleheads ITT can't fool me. These are Druids posing for funny internet video I know it.
>>5009279this looks like it's in reverse
>>5009286you can tell it's not from the way the bear's ear interacts with the door frame.
>>5009288well, you got me there.
So it's been a few years since I've created a thread on /wsg/, and I've only been back lurking here for about a month. When posting a webm for a thread on another board that has sound, etc, I usually stick it in something random on /gif/ because I've only ever managed to catch a ban there once, and that one time was a bit spurious. Never managed to catch a ban here because I've always played it safe. Shit changes over the years. Could someone give me a QRD of what is currently unacceptable here? If I post the aftermath of a man bleeding because he was just attacked by a bear, is that too much? How about a bear mauling in general? We're not talking outright gore like a cartel execution.They're highly fucking sensitive on /an/ about this type of shit and will throw you a 30 day across the boards ban for posting the mildest of shit. I had to go to the IRC and talk to a mod to get it reversed the last time it happened. I had posted an innocuous video about the parasites that infest marine life, and THAT was too much for the autists of /an/ because it was at most, unpleasant.
>>5009333yes, trips, it is crazy.
>>5009259druidbros... shut it down
>>5006210thats a smart fucking polar bear
>>5009221the most polite yoink from an apex predatorlmfao
>>5009280She started it. I'd have done the same thing. Good bear.
>>5009221Who the fuck delivers food by dumping it on the floor in front of someone's house?
>>5009324>They're highly fucking sensitive on /anYeah, I got a ban on /an/ for posting a crocodile snatching a dog and dragging it under water. There wasn't even any blood or gore visible. And it was a crocodile thread. Maybe jannies there are "dog parents", so to speak.
>>5009277damn look at that heftalso checked
>>5009280>NOOOO IT DOESNT EVEN TASTE GOOD
>>5009449Is that the one where the drunk aussies are letting it taunt the gators? I remember seeing that on a mainstream popular reddit board a while back lmao. Even the mods there were tolerant of it.
>>5009324>>5009449The "narrow interest" blue boards have very sensitive jannies now. I've gotten 3 day all board bans from /ck/ and /an/ for the most innoculous shit. /wsg/ is usually better but even here I have gotten such bs bans. Once I dumped a folder of seal webms here and got a 3 day ban because one of the webms had a dog on the beach attacking a seal. 3 day all boards ban for "trolling outside /b/", because of that one webm out of ~30 I dumped.
>>5005347ok i pull up
>>5009169This, having a pet bear would be awesome. They're like giant, smarter dogs that can hug you back. I just wish they also weren't capable of also peeling your face off with a single accidental claw swipe.
>>5009280this turned me on.
>>5006212What kind of retard faggot goes into bear country hiking without a gun or mace?
>>5009407Strange cat XD.
>>5009246woah this guy is fucking awesome.kino post
>>5006212Black bears usually are pretty scaredy guys. Aside from these kinds of videos all my experience with bears involved them being scared off with a stern look
>>5010166at one point you can hear a baby bear whine, so it was probably a mom bear trying to get the guy to fuck off
>>5005347Theres nothing in this car... oh nice some apples!
>>5009276>>5009280is this the same lady?
>>5010493Yes, the audio was taken from the kayak video and put on top of the plane video.
>>5009280>“Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.”
>>5007676>visible gusts of air with each strikeFuck, bears are so cool
>>5009152Kek, look at the expression he's making, smug little shit is definitely mocking them.
>>5009445That's what you get when you use a shitty app to have complete strangers deliver fast food to you
>>5010576It's water, moron.
>>5010526>Me every morning
>>5009235Only if you are winning
>>5009445They had that during the covid "pandemic" ."contactless delivery" they called it.
>>5006212that dude is a straight up asshole, fuck him, the bear should've mangled him
>>5005677humans are retarded as fuck.
>>5005779yeah ok and then they end up like that dude who thought grizzlies were his friends
>>5010536Post with sound.
>>5010532Look at those fucking democrats being mean to that poor bear.
>>5005362he's just like me fr
>>5009816Sounds Japanese so no guns allowed, which is really a good thing as it's a terrible idea to shoot bears when they are this close to you. Even if you do manage to fatally hit the bear it will in all likelihood still manage to maul you to death, and even worse, since it's hurt there is no longer any chance of him getting bored and fucking off.
>>5009376That's instinct for them. Normal part of their environment, so they know.
>>5009152>>5005687>Hey guys look at me I'm a human! Look look>"I'll put it on my credit card"
>>5009041It's a bear
>>5009213Bearverley Hills Ninja
>>5009277He's a big guy.
>>5010260Holy fuckin Kek!
>>5010922Which is 50% air
>>5009003>Comfy sunday after noon watchin TV and then...
>>5012558You got me there. Well done.
>>5007676please post the original without the tiktok bullshit
>>5010232These beasts can take a bullet to the head and survive because their skulls are stupidly thick
>>5007680No. Bears are cute.
>>5010232Shake it off buddy!
>>5011515Y'all got any coca cola to wash this down with?
>>5012835infact, early settlers had problems with them because they could soak up musket fire like its nothing until they bleed out or get a lucky hit through the eye.and musket wounds are gruesome compared to more modern ammunition
>>5007672This was shot by Tim Treadwell IIRC. AKA the guy who got himself and his girlfriend eaten by one.
>>5013447If he does that just for some bird feed, imagine what he'd do for a Klondike Bar.
>>5009280i hate women so much it's unreal
>>5005687>how do you do fellow bipeds
>>5009276I like to think its the same lady just getting bullied by bears lol. Like they figured out where she's going and just follow her to mess with her.
>>5011838those are ukrainians defending their territory
>>5006212pure caveman mode
>>5009277How the fuck did it get that fat Jesus
>>5014729Most likely, by eating fish. Given the right circumstances, fish are extremely plentiful and easy for bears to catch without expending much energy in a hunt or wandering forage. Bears near plentiful fish often get huge.
>>5005687freddy fastbear or something idk i dont play the fnaf game
>>5005643>Sup bro, whats out there?
>>5005677>"Excuse me. Do you have any Honey BBQ chips?"
>>5009213>While you hibernated...I studied the staff...
>>5005677Why did she do the crying thing, is it actually something that works?
>>5009003bears have no mannershe just destroyed the door and just enters like it's his own place
>>5009445looks like the bear is taking the food
>>5005687> i am hooman hurr durrSeriously though, an anon saod that Mr bear here probably hurt it's paw & they do that as a resort
>>5016095Based. Fuck the rockets
>>5011186no, after the war he lived the rest of his life in a zoon in scotland, they still got a statue of him there.
>>5005683When they get a taste for human food and garbage they will invade human spaces and lose their fear. Most black bears get what they want and fuck off if you leave them alone. Brown bears are the fuckers who will slaughter you if they're having a bad day.
>>5009719the jannies take their job very seriously, I don't blame them, considering the paycheck they have on the line
>>5010532"Fuck off these are our oats"
>>5005346wtf is that thing
>>5016128yes retard, they’re humans
>>5016321is he kill
>>5013447kudos to whoever hung up that feeder
>>5016758Well memed, brother.
>>5017048Oh shit lol. I can't stand either song.
>>5017271He did. He was trying to get it down so he could put more bird seed in it.
>>5011177>If you don't let a bear mangle you, you're an asshole and you deserve to have a bear mangle you.
>>5009445Someone who just saw a bear?
>>5018234To be fair, some people deserve a good mangling.
>>5009280>Go away>No, come hereMake up your fuckin' mind, ya trollop.
Bears best remember their fucking place.
>>5014774wtf is this real? how does he play it so well?
>>5017068>>5018863I think it's actually a sun bear. Unless they shaved a sloth bear for some reason.
>>5005346I love bears, but I have only that one unfortunately
>>5005677what the fuck is her problem. yelling at a clearly paying customer.
>>5019565damn, rip bear, hope they didn't waste the meat
>>5007674imagine the guy who first discovered these. he probably got so excited thinking these things could talk if you just trained them.
>>5009277R O T U N D
>>5019565What did they put on that arrow?
>>5019565oh thats bad, made me feel for the bear.
>>5019757Looked like it hit right beneath the front leg, probably pierced a lung.
>>5018726thefuck. was that guy suicidal and sought a painful way out?
>>5018726Hey, someone posted the Darwin award winner again
>>5009003he fucking knew the door is on hinges and is going to swing back, so he casually uses his hand to immobilize it.fuck
>>5020009Bears are pretty shockingly smart. Honestly I bet they'd use tools if they ever needed to.
>>5018726the moment before the bear gets angry you can see the utter confusion as it tries to decipher what the fuck is going on
>>5005666satan can love
>>5020563>>5020566>>5020591wtf I wanna be friends with a bear now
>>5005774>>5005695"Don't try to outrun a Grizzlie; it'll catch you, knock you down, and eat you. Of course, you could run up a tree. In that case you'll get a nice view before it climbs up the tree and eats you."
>>5014962Yes.Watermarks are a fucking travesty.Get that shit out of here.
>>5014962What the fuck else would it be? Nigger.
This was a very nice thread, thank you anons
>>5020908a beary nice thread indeed
How old are you, /wsg/?I am this old.
>>5016321He totally passed out from fear.
>>5021038if you're suspended in air for more than 10 minutes your blood in your legs becomes deprived of oxygen which makes it poisonous then that blood eventually makes its way to the brain
>>5017048there's clearly a bear there, retard.
>>5005683You spelled "niggers" wrong
>>5021043bullshit t. rock climber who has hung in a harness for hours
>>5020576Cute...i didnt know Russians could be soo wholesome
based bear thread
>>5020908How does bear know what apples is?
>>5005346>piss head of the forest
>>5017161no they're objects, stupid shithead
>>5013370>retard does retarded thing and then diespottery
>>5024694Watch the movie zoomzoom it's kino.
>>5009235Sometimes you beat the shit out of someone, sometimes you beat the shit out of yourself, and sometimes you do both.
>>5020647I swear this was the description on an old MTG card. 3/3 green iirc.
>>5005347fuck off with that fucking song you dumb niggerfaggot, go back to that primate sanctuary called tik tok with that gay ass earrape
>>5005687I'm the park ranger looking for some picanic baskets
>>5019780>>5019993Bear is drugged, guy was probably impatient and tried to knock the bear over instead of waiting. The big bastard probably needed a high higher dose.
>>5009221This is in reverse
>>5005347Imagine if she actually closed it in the car
>>5019779It was a through and through. You can see the shaft exit the other side and impact the dirt in the background. Jesus Christ, Broadheads from a compound bow are scary.
wholesome channel with Mansoor the bear who was rescued as a cub by a pilot.https://www.youtube.com/@MansurBear
>>5021455these are Ukrainians
>>5019757The bears lung/heart
>>5006210Holy shit, I thought he was fucking about. This bear is smarter than me.
>>5026862What about cars number plate? It's Russian.
>>5010536he looks autistic
>>501633510$ on the bear
>>5021267No he's correct, climbing harnesses are specially designed to avoid that.It's more of a problem in those industrial full body harnesses that clip in from the back.
>>5010166Black bears in Japan are a lot more aggressive than elsewhere.
>>5005347>oh no there is a bear in my car!>best i close the door and trap it in my car what a fucking idiot lol>>5005513i would have bailed too but i wouldn't try to lock the animal i didn't want in my car in my car. i mean wtf.
>>5005745Insane grappler bear
>>5014729could be a pregnant sow.
>>5020589russians seem to have a completely different relationship to bears
>>5005346Sunbear look like if a really, really bad taxidermist tryed to work on hibernating bear they tought was dead and the bear woke up halfway through.
>>5009772If they were bred to have all sorts of different breeds like how we got pugs and corgis from wolves then I think they'd be a very popular domestic animal. I'd be interested as hell to see what sort of abomi- wonderful pure-breeds the aristocracy could come up with.
>>5016796>>5010532there is even something yellow and blue lol
>>5005643The cheeky butt grab after the kiss
>>5005779What's is it with slavs and bears? I know bears are stereotype associated with mostly russia but it seems that every slav dispite what type of slav thy are. Seems to just want to be friends with bears
>>5009221Everyone deserves something on Christmas
>>5027810you shouldn't talk about actually feminine women that way and you shouldn't criticize the reasoning of panicked individuals.criticizing women for being women turns them into trannies and feminist predators, and picking on individuals whose reasoning is compromised stays in your subconscious and haunts you when you have a lapse in reasoning yourself. it's what becomes the suicidal impulse when you feel shame.
>>5016789>>5026634Needs the King of the Hill theme
>>5009235>>5007672This is a weird fucking Charmin commercial
>>5029091what the fuck man huh?
>>5029091the he fought was gonna happen?
>>5005647me at lunch in high school
>>5018726>>5029091honestly, i'd do the same if i was the bear. following anyone like that is simply retarded. mind your own business.
>>5009288Yep, looks reversed
>>5027725This one was real I was there
>>5006212love it when primal instinct kicks in
>>5011090Westoids are fucking pathetic.
>>5011090>>5031089>nooo I WANT to deal with some minimum wage asshole
>>5009276Gotta do them pre-flight checks
>>5009280How was wrong here?