new random post whatever
>>5004424>woman>t*ktok symbol in the cornerand that's me not opening it! thanks come again
>>5004388
While we're at it, anyone mind saucing me this?
>>5004948Is tiktok the most braindead of 'social media' sites?
>>5004899Based on the books and the lore, Harry Potter should have been in Slytherin. It was only his whining to the sorting hat that changed it. The books say as much.But faggots these days just watched the movies, they never read the books.
>>5005369
>>5005182The hat says that in the movie too
>>5004933
>>5005182Yes yes, well done, bookfag, HOWEVERHarry could have gone to Slytherin only because part of Voldemort was still in him. His blood and heritage was still Gryffindorian. You wouldn't want to promote house mixing, would you?
>>5005417FUCK YOU DUMBLEDORE THAT'S RETARDED THERE'S NO FAMILY LINES IN HOUSE SORTING IT'S BASED ENTIRELY ON THE INDIVIDUAL PERSONALITY, GOALS, AND AMBITIONS YOU STUPID FAGGOT>anon said calmly
>>5005290the things you see in da hood
>>5005411Switch it back!
>>5005538
>>5005182Invaluable insight, anon.
>>5005630Don't worry about it. I'm a big time thinker in these things, from science to philosophy, from religion to Harry Potter. The answers to most of your questions, I've already figured them out and posted them on 4chan. So, make sure you check the archives before you ask me a question, I hate to repeat myself, and you might find yourself replacing lightbulbs in hell if you get on my bad side by asking me to repeat myself. But if you ask a good question, an original question, I will gladly tell you everything you ever wanted to know about Harry Potter before I stretch my legs and move onto more important things. Remember, always say thank you. If you have any more questions for me, you can find me on >>>/x/ under the name "Anonymous"
borrowing your thread for other boards.
>>5004981Looks like Neon Genesis: Evangelion but there is really no way to know for sure
>>5004584i sound like this and talk like this
>>5004424>No dude I'm totally fine. Unfazed. I just feel sorry for them you know.>What do you mean why am I talking about it on Tik Tok? Because I care sooooooo little that I just make a video. It's not like they actually hurt my feelings and now I'm posting this video as a cover. I'm totally fine I swear! I'm just watching for the weaker people you know. Yeah..... yeah that's it.
>>5006033
>>5004899That was the moment that Draco became Malfoy.
>>5005115The most based? Yes
Your mom.
>>5005978>i don't know what you meanboomers are the dumbest and the rudest people you will ever meet
>>5006099
>>5005555checked
>>5006033Hackers are such pussys. They can't win unless they cheat, then think they are good. When in reality what is really going on is that the hacker is a sociopath that takes joy in making others mad and emotional. That's why he recorded it. The sociopath can't navigate life and relationships. And doesn't want to learn how to. Or is quite possibly incapable. Either way he is a coward who gave up. He has replaced the sensee of belonging he wants, but fails to achieve, with manipulating others. Anon prob thinks it's funny. When in reality, the sociopath is a pathetic human being.
>>5006468They're combat philosophers bro
>>5004899>the moral of the story: its not about hard work, its about having friends in high places
>>5005411>when your girl says shes not hungry anymore
>>5005688i cant tell if that accent is indian or french.
>>5005907wholesome af
>>5005387Hats can't talk, you fucking retard.
>>5006861fucking lmao
>>5005167I know I'm disgusting but I saw a video years back of a girl similar to her at the same angle but she was staring over the camera, her mouth began to water and then she vomited on the camera. I never saved it and I want it.
>>5007065lmao
>>5005167tfw vore fetish
>>5004981>imageEvangelion official manga I believe, though I could be wrong as there have been so many spinoffs>songLong Alone Drive Ahead by Madoi the Maid
>>5005865booba
>>5004888guttural Hitler trips
>>5005885Gee Billy your mom let's you have TWO Ika Musume statues?
>>5005879Its so funny how Terry had his phone number leaked to the internet but because he was one of the most based people alive he never had to deal with the malice that this usually brings. He def had trolls but he became a hollowed icon. Damn I miss Terry.
>>5004985>>5006861saved
Anyone know if there is more of this?
>>5005557
>>5007309this is a direct downgrade from the original
>>5005438anon salazar slytherin explicitly declared a lineage requirement when founding his house
>>5006468not to mention>dude it's just a game x) y u madafter the hacker spent 5 mins playing the game without hacks and losing, then installing hacks and playing for 2 hours, whereas the other guy spent many hours gitting gud
>>5007279>SOOO.. HUUUNGRYYYY..every fucking time kek
>>5007487
>>5007631
>>5006075>options are "yes", and "yes (rude)"Nice rpg.
>>5007759Considering how well the RPG mechanics were polished in the Witcher, I really can't comprehend how they fucked up cyberpunk so badly
>>5005907Abe-Sama bless this post
>>5004899Dumbledoor grinning cut to Draco made my laugh to the point of choking and crying.
>>5004888I didn't notice the low framerate when making that one
>>5005182Bro I forced myself to watch the movies what kind of faggot has the time or desire to read the books?
>>5005277sauce pl0x
>>5005277I was expecting him to snap his knees and wail in pain.
>>5006941Well done
>>5008124Kek
>>5007065Jesus fuck, I made a fidget spinner with razors attached to it (back when those were still a thing), and I almost cut off half of my finger in the process. Seeing something like this makes me highly uncomfortableAlso fuck you I wanted to see what happens
>>5005907Heartwarming. God bless, Anon.
>>5005385A classic
>>5008917damn is he ookay??
>>5005452Du-fuk?!
>>5008956This is way too real, ironically. I'm sick and tired of /pol/ being right.
>>5005514Okay.
>>5006921It's french. Someone shoved the voice lines from Curie from fallout 4 into elevenlabs to make that voice.
>>5005182>>5005387>>5005417>>5005630>>5008045It's Redditors that are cringe, right guys?
>>5008975Right about what?
>>5009030You.
>>5005879Based terry RIP king.
mobik moment
>>5009154btw the Ukrainian who did this brother got conscripted and died lmao
>>5009154dude what the fuck
>>5009498Thats real btw, that is a real video
>>5009154thanks for the reminder Caucasian males should support Russia and China. only our enemies support Jewkraine
>>5005931lel I need to see the entirety of K-On dubbed like this.
>>5009535>Supporting communists in anythingdamn nigger what are you doing
>>5009154original video?
>>5008422more like this
>>5005688i feel like the only way i will ever feel love is if this type of thing becomes reality
>>5004981"Neon Genesis: Evangelion" manga by Sadamoto, chapter 83 page 512
>>5005907Wholesome :D(Dangerous knife practice though, you could easily cut your hand like that if you're not careful)
>>5009489thank fucking god
>>5005931better than the official english dub,that's for sure
>>5009550>>5009960
>>5010026
>>5009154like they have a choiceworld leaders bitching 'bout some no man's land while us expendables get sent to the front to diethe only difference between ukraine and russia conscripts is who they are coerced to die for
>>5004899Sneedtherin are the good guys, but unironically.
>>5010065>records it for the gram instead of waking him upwhat a keeper
>>5010065lol never head snoring like that before.
>>5010030>>5010026the show all of the sudden seems actually watchable, like i dont want to kill myself when i see this
>>5005688the voice does not fit at all
im sneeding feeding and seeding rn
>>5010443proof?
>>5008068heavyweights, it's a ben stiller movie about fat camp from 1995
>>5005388fucking love these legends.
>>5010547For things that are supposed to be the size of military aircraft, these robots sure don't feel very big.
>3.88 MB
>>5008045I read it when I was a kid. It's *okay*, but not really worth it if you aren't a child. If not for the fact that you're older than 16, then for the fact that all the things you've heard about it will stick in your mind while reading it; it's tough to enjoy anything when all of its flaws have been meticulously picked at for the last decade or so.
>>5010470slaps
>>5005452Wow, two cats that can both sing?? What are teh odds?
>>5008074yjk he did multiple takes of this tupid flailing before deciding this was the best take
>>5009154>>50095352 (retarded) sides of the same coin, kill yourselves
>>5004899Richard Harris was the better dumbledore
>>5011183Hell I'd eat it
>>5006138>>5006080This shit is hilarious. I love quality prank calls. A good prank call is like a good troll, you don't just show up and start calling everyone faggots and niggers. That's garbage tier bullshit. A clever caller, a clever troll, he makes them call him a faggot and a nigger.That's art.
>>5005907Women haters are fucked. Yeah if you judge them by male standards, they don't cut it. But they aren't male, so it doesn't matter. Men and women fulfill different roles and we're strongest together.
>>5005986kek
>>5009027It's a different kind of cringe. Redditors just post according to the current trends in order to get upvotes and social approval. Anons post all kinds of stupid shit and are happy when they get a couple (you)sThe average reddit thread, you can predict the top comments with at least 80% accuracy. The average chan thread, you have no idea what's going on in there until you read it. It's easy to get upvotes on reddit, just post something vaguely clever that agrees with the ideology of the group. Trolling, or even just politely disagreeing doesn't work because you just get banned immediately. Meanwhile you can go into any thread on 4chan, call OP, a faggot and say why he's wrong and retarded, and it stays there. Maybe you get (you)s or maybe not, but it doesn't matter. People still read your post It's a very big difference.
>>5008956Just request that they denounce the talmud and admit Hitler's only mistake was being ahead of his time
>>5005907what anime? or is it just a short?
>>5011625It's a commercial bro
>>5011663What are they advertising?
>>5008975/pol/ is wrong about almost everything.They just have enough people to guess every possible outcome.
>>5011685> Short stories capturing the bittersweet and tender moments of everyday family life, made for Marukome Co., Ltd. a miso soup paste manufacturer.
>>5011814Jesus I don't know whether this is sweet or fucking scary that you have a soup paste manufacturer running ads in an attempt to sell you their product by appealing to the positive memories you had throughout life
>>5011876Of course it's fucking scary. All these advertisements, like>imagine if people liked you!>imagine if people wanted to have sex with you!>imagine if your loved ones never died!>look at this guy who uses the product! People want to have sex with him and his parents are alive!And then>Frozen chicken wings
>>5011876The ad itself is sweet enough. It should come as no surprise to you that marketing is one of the most sinister cornerstones of commerce
>>5010065Dreaming of Mr White making him cook meth?
>>5010097I have. Happens when dudes are fuckin exhausted after 12+ hours of labor and still drink alcohol before they go to sleep
>>5011964It sounds more like he's having a nightmare
>>5011910I miss when advertisements tried to sell you a product and not some abstract thing like lifestyle or feeling good
>>5012004You must be old because I don't think that shit has exist since like 1960
>>5007636SOurce?
>>5004427based
>>5007608i wasted nearly 6,000 hours of my life on garry's mod
>>5005868WHOA THE NUMBERTHE NUMBVERAT THE STRARTTHE FIRST NIMBERSOH MY GODDDDDDDDDCAPTCHA WAS GG4H0S :OOOOO
>>5005182>reading bad proseI'd rather real pol posts
>>5012171JK Rowling, Henry Cavill, and Taylor Swift are confirmed postersFace it. It's not a secret club for nerds anymore.
>>5012176Who the fuck is herny cavill? Anyway... Swift and Rowling have poor artistic enterprise and they're only successful because the average normoid can't into culture.Now... THIS is talent. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1_KOJ8h9qY
>>5012200Henry Cavill is the average autistic anonymous faggot except he happens to be handsome and tall. No difference. otherwise . Successful American actor
>>5004985>amerimutt "humor"
>>5004424I want to shoot her in the face with a shotgun
>>5004899I saw right through this shit as a kid. While everyone else was like "YAAAAY GRYFINDOR!! THE GOOD GUYS WON!!" I was like "wait a minute he just gave them random bullshit points and basically stole their victory from them..."Might explain how I eventually wound up on this website.
>>5005688post more please
>>5004899>nepotism
>>5004424I feel bad for her, it would suck for people to film you and her making a tiktok of it is just because what the average person does nowadays
>>5011303LPC is the greatest legend of prank calls. I'd recommend you find the albums and give a listen, there is some crazy shit he's done over the years
>>5007916for me it's how he doesnt explain anything and just turns all the slytherin banners to gryffindor
>>5005388kino as fuck
>>5004899I don't get it, apart from the surface value takeaway that the first group of kids had victory taken away unfairly.Is there some subtext there I'm missing, or is that it?t. never watched or read HP.
>>5012427I really like Oats stuff.
>>5012963
>>5012427Why did they make the Serengeti cavemen white?
>>5012988I'm assuming this is some CGI stuff made between 2016 and 2021.
>>5005411
>>5005411Better version
>>5012993Why are you so obsessed with skin color?
>>5013009The races of men evolved in different environment resulting in different aptitudes. But in order to acknowledge this fact and its implications, you have to put the right cavemen with the right wildlife.
>>5013017Answer the question.
>>5013019I have to be because everyone else is. I'm also obsessed with scientific accuracy.
>>5013027>I have to be because everyone else is.faggot>I'm also obsessed with scientific accuracy.show proof
>>5004899>slytherin only won due to snape giving out points, but the kids did do anything wrong>when gryffindor win, every house celebrates except slytherin>they put the flags up on the ceilings just to switch them in front of everyoneharsh shit to lay on some 11 year olds
>>5010463decent but needs subtitles
>>5005182Jokes on you, I didn't watch the movies either. I enjoy fantasy/scifi that isn't for 12 year old kids
>>5013473We get it, your childhood was shit
>>5005385KEK
>>5012962anyone?
>>5004466do the LEDs make it louder?
>>5013910>>5013914>choose two random webms I have available>both have no soundI am sorry, brothers, that I failed so.
>>5005388Wakaliwood unironically puts Hollywood to shame.
>>5010858whom?
>>5013957some nip fag named nunupippi
>>5012090https://archive.org/details/bad-art-lisa-frank-thomas-kinkade-ed-hardy/bald+by+30/experts.mp4
>>5010065>ywn snore like an irritated sensei
>>5010569Almost like it's a soulless copy of Overwatch with no respect to the source material.
>>5013983This anime kinda bummed me out.I didn't get the sense that it was TRYIGN to, but it did.
>>5014007it was pretty janky
>>5014010>jankyHowso? Not the word I'd use to describe it. Melancholic, sure, but not janky. Maybe even drab.The animation was fine.The story was exactly what it set out to be; a slice of life in a small town featuring a loner that gets a motorcycle.The thing that got me was that even in success, she was subdued. Maybe it was that which bummed me out.The fell-in-the-river scene was fuckin retarded though.
>>5014017
>>5014017I just remembered, it was also that she was alone. No parents, has to fend for herself.To me, there's something unbelievably sad about kids being thrust into adulthood early.This one did that.I don't think I'm misremembering.
>>5014024t. forgot to include a webm
>>5014025Dang, I like that.Catchy as fuck and I don't even know what they're saying.
>>5009489all wars are human sacrifice rituals and genocides.
>>5010080>He's Mr. Green Christmasu, he's Mr. sun.
>>5005907I gotta call my mom
>>5011017Without any chance of doubt. Generic Gandalf that came afterwards didn't have 10% of Richard Harris's personality, craft, or power.
>>5004899>Ginger: Rupert Grintkek
>>5013919you must commit sepuku to bring honor back to your family
>>5004388shit voice, not even close
>>5008157this is what the retarded kids did when they went home
>>5007279Colaws and Amerikaner hells kitchen on youtube
>>5005907*hits pipe*
>>5014017what's it called?
>>5009154Good guys btw
>>5015826there's literally the same and worse gore from russians
>>5009154Source of original?
>>5015843I didn't say the Russians were any better. War is Hell but the media and most people like to pretend that Russia is le evil empire and Ukraine is le plucky rebels just like their Marvel movies, complete with epic quips from Western politicians.
>>5005411Now get out!
>>5006065song?
>>5015864 new random thread
>>5006895Wow! It's just like real life.
>>5010431i don't listen to a lot of electronic music, but i lovvve this record. clark's fucking awesome. body riddle.
>>5015819Super Cub is the anime being discussed.Game in the webm of that post is planetside 2.Dunno sauce on song.
>>5014025whats the friggin sauce on this
>>5013027>scientific accuracy>A god and his butler snuffing flame, calling rain, and sending flame.You can't even claim that you want it to be biblically accurate fag.
>>5008026nice
>>5018106鹿児島 BLOODY 『狂気乱舞』
>>5004424>Zoomers don't know Our Third LifeIt's not even oldfag stuff
