British people thread
English people are the plain ice cream of White people. Not vanilla, just pure butterfat. They look mediocre and could flavorfully be casted aside without notice. Like God's first failed prototype for what an Aryan should look like.
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>>4837297Not British, that's a scouser >>4837298Not British, they're football hooligans>>4837299Not British, that's an Irish Traveller (pikey/gypo)
>>4837297I thought they were speaking a foreign language
>>4837298Why were they being silent? Queen?
>>4837297>Taahmzarard n frenzafew>Tadaah ta fohkken youGonna say this every day now
>>4837299A gypo waving around a bread knife may seem funny but it probably hurts a lot more than a normal knife
>>4837591there are two types of british peoplethe guy in this video and the guys in every other video which will be posted in this thread
>>4837297>youre barred love i cant serve you sorry>*flabergasted* im barred? What for girl?>shoplifting>what?!>shoplifting?!>yeah youre not allowed>oh you fucking hard faced fucking cow! Who do you think you are aye>(over a) bottle of vodka>aw fuck off you cheeky ____>get out!>Here you, you know what i always say! Time's are hard and friends are few, tah rah (goodbye) to you
>>4837563One teams footballer died or something
>>4837299Fucker is out of breath
>>4839336I can only imagine how badly he wanted to just push her over, how unfortunate he'd be jailed for 6 years in that shithole country
>>4837323Haha, glad to see the old scouse is still alive. Lovely place once you learn what these mad lads are saying, they're all bark and no bite. Came to think of myself as a proper scouser in the end, used to serve Steve Girard drinks in Concert Square. Staying up all night doing coke with the Irish mafia, walking home in broad daylight at 3AM with a head full of molly, just me and the seagulls. Really, a nice place, kind of untouched and forgotten, still living in the icy grip of the ghost of Margaret Thatcher. Went back 10 years later and they'd dug up half the town and built a shopping center, everyone walkin around like they were the Prince of Wales, couldn't get into the clubs if you had a track suit or, god forbid, "cargo pants". Capital of Culture and all that nonsense. Glad to see the scouse spirit lives on.
>>4837298wtf did he say? Dinnerpox?
>>4839210I was sleepily cutting a stale croisant with a bread knife while half watching tv one morning and it slipped and I sawed into my palm. It didn't hurt much but it did cut quite deep for the little effort I was putting in.
>>4839937>“Scotty's in a box” referring to the dead person whose memory was being honored by the minute of silence.
>>4837297fuck this is tough but im gonna try to translatet. Australian, never been to liverpool or talked to a scouser just heard them online lol>You're barred love I can't serve ya, sorry>I'm barred? what for (keh?)is the keh meant to be a word?>Shoplifting>Ye>what, shopliftin?>Ye ya not allowed>oi ya fuckin (somethign) faced fuckin cow, who do ya think ya are ay? A bottle of vodka? ah fuck of ya (something). Ay you, ya know what I always say, times are hard and friends are few, ta ta to fuckin youHow'd I do?
>>4840207>ta ta to fuckin youta ra
>>4840213this came up in another thread. It's definitely "Ta-ta" and he even waves as he says it. People roll the second T as if it's an R due to accent. But it's not an R. You can write it as such, but you'd be stupid.You people pronounce "water" as "woh-uh" but you don't write it like that, do you?
>>4840207"Half faced fuckin cow"And you missed "ah fuck off you cheeky rouse"
>>4837300Vanilla beans are black anyway
>>4837591Complete overreaction. Never ever swerve in that situation. Just brake.
>>4841630>>4840213yeah idk what they say in liverpoolIn Australia they say ta ta and pronounce it that was so I just assumed it was the same with their fuckin sludge of an accent
>>4841630It's ta ra you fucking idiot, people say it and write it like that all the time. Stop talking about shit you don't know about.
>>4841630>>4841656In Wales and some places in North England it's ta-ra. In the South they usually say ta-ta.
>>4841630he's waving because turrah means bye, you complete fucking fool dumbass moron dumbass moron oh ho ho you are so stupid
>>4841085Holy shit this guys an actor? What's his name?
>>4837593Nothing sickens me more than no one intervening in shit like this.
>>4841656Only that doesn't make any fucking sense. It's TA TA.SHUT UP.
>>4842270You fucking faggot he's scouse, hes saying ta ra
>>4837298wait there's actually a qt at the start. how'd that happen in engerland?
>>4837298Why do football hooligans exist? I don't understand. It's a ball being kicked around on grass for 90+ minutes. It especially baffles me when they support the big teams, like Chelsea, Man United, Man City, Arsenal, etc that don't even represent the home towns anymore with all their international players. They're literally corporate entities now or owned by billionaires including Arab ones lmao. Shit is so fucking beyond retarded. They're literally fighting each other hoping some Arab sheik makes another 100 million lmao.
>>4837591How does this man even not have emotion after that? What drug is he on?
albion cunts are bloody livid ITT innit
>>4842269He wasn't even hurting the guy
>>4843326It's shock. Retards mistake it for he's calm
>>4842270>let me tell you how people talk in this place I've never been
>>4837591Why is he wearing a camera?
>>4843319People need to belong t oa group and be proud of it and it's accomplishments. White people aren't allowed this in their own countries so low IQ people do shit like this. The intelligent ones end up in shitholes like 4chan. We're all doomed, anon.
I fucking hate being English. My dream is to win the lottery and escape this cursed land forever. I would leave England tomorrow and not miss 1% of it.Miserable, evil place full of the scum of humanity.
>>4843319Its just an excuse to fight. Humans love to fight.
>>4840207>You're barred love I can't serve ya, sorry>>I'm barred? what for (keh?)>is the keh meant to be a word?>>Shoplifting>>Ye>>what, shopliftin?>>Ye ya not allowed>>oi ya fuckin (somethign) faced fuckin cow, who do ya think ya are ay? A bottle of vodka? ah fuck of ya (something). Ay you, ya know what I always say, times are hard and friends are few, ta ta to fuckin you>>4841632>And you missed "ah fuck off you cheeky rouse"wasnt it chicken house?t. croatian >>4842996>>4841085its a spoof, good actor>>4843805>Miserable, evil place full of the scum of humanity.where would you even go? At least you 'ave a sens of 'umor
>>4843805imagine how would you deal with it all if you werent have a sense of 'umor?
>>4842270My mums from Birmingham and she says ta ra. Go take your face for a shite
>>4842996This person is having a weird effect on me
>>4844124I fucking hate police.
>>4843319you're not wrong, but its just a nostalgia thing i guess.all the football fans i know are not particularly bright though.
>>4844124Guy filming is a cunt
>>4844124>woman takes on a masculine profession and has to act like a thug all day long thanks to muh sexual revolution>deeply insecure about her own femineity because of her freedom to choose such a retarded profession for a female in the first placeclown. world
>>4844124She sounds like Perry from Kevin & Perry
>>4837591>>4841635probably overcompensating for his late reaction.the overtake is clealy visible at around 1.5 seconds, then he smashes the brakes and swerves at 3.1 seconds. wasn't paying attention.
>>4842996holy fucking shit he must work in liverpool or something, I walk past that shop every dayanons, I will endeavor to find this man and create some OC.
>>4843319same as blm just an excuse to roit and destroy stuff innit
>>4837299does he have a license for that bread knife?
>>4842269Handle your own shit like a man.
>>4843805Why don't you just commit some crimes and get yourself exported to Australia?
>>4844516>emotionally abusing the policeNah he's based.
>>4837297Are they speaking English?
>>4841635>Actually, us enlightened drivers know the way of the car. The secret to not potentially dying is staying calm and collected while it's happening. Hurr durr derp durr.How about you don't overtake on a two way street you fucking retard?
>>4841085Lost omg hahahahahahhaha
>>4843313if you're talking the chick next to the guy in a blue shirt thats a 5/10 in england
>>4843805stop wanking over your misery lad. it wont make you fit in with others
>>4843319Certain people like to fight in a group and they get together to do it amicably. I used to know a fair few hooligans, was never my thing, but they wouldn't fight anyone who didn't want it. I regularly went to hooligan pubs being from the home of a rival team and openly told them that, they didn't care because I wasn't into that scene. They meet up in some hidden underpass and beat the shit out of each other. They just like fighting, it's really as simple as that, the sports, clothes, and music side of it is just secondary. They really don't care about the football side of things, they put on some decent clothes, they drink a few beers, do a few lines, get fired up watching a match with the lads and have a massive group fight afterwards. They're usually really nice people too which is kind of funny, I was in a band in those days playing their sort of music, wearing their sort of clothes, and playing in their pubs so they'd give me weed, coke and buy me beers. Good times. So long as you're not a pussy they're fine with you.
>>4837299I'm a fat American bastard and even I don't get this fucking winded.
>>4842996i can't understand a single word in this webm and english is my first language
>>4843805at least english people don't have half their fucking identity dictated to them by fucking irvine welsh
>>4845223Guy is 100% BritishHat to hide receding hairlineSunnies to hide mega F.A.S. eyesShitty pube beardFat, unhealthy, man titsAnd an absolute over elevated sense of superiority Hook as all fuck nosedNoticed
>>4845787Is there a version of this with sound ?
>>4843326>What drug is he on?PG tips
>>4843645he didn't pay his Tv licence
>>4837297this is just bizarre
>>4839288Jesus Christ that is a translation google couldn't make in a million yearsthank you
>>4845787I really wish pyrocynical would stop doing whatever that is and just go back to making videos :/
>>4837320And I say we need more of em. These threads are always fucking gold.t. literally british
>>4842244He's known as the "Queen of Scotty Road".Here: https://www.instagram.com/queenofscottyroad/
>>4846339Sorry sir, is this better?
>>4846429Ask and ye shall receive. Here is the original video with sound. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/O8D7IZMRupM
>>4846602Where are you from? I understood every word! I'm from the East Coast and I have worked with Brits, Irish, Indian, Chinese and Russian, Pols etc. and the only people who I cannot understand are Jamaicans!
>>4846715You can keep posting NPCs who are happy to read the bullshit they read on Facebook. Doesn't mean it's true.
>>4839336they're both mentally ill
>>4844124>can you not tell??>she couldn't be maleOi, arrest those constables for transphobia.>>4844516He's being defensive against retards.
>>4846715That one looks like he has HIV but both are retards spouting the same trite banalities for a crumb of social media approval
>>4846846looks like a good bit of scran that aha
>>4837323literally using the no true scotsman falacy, its just like when amerimutts say "only in ohio" or "only florida is like that" stfu u r an animal and the rest of the worst chooses to divert their disdainful gaze from your swamp dwelling species
>>4846721I'm Swedish. I'm generally a lot better at British accents than others because I've watched a lot of your comedy shows, but this was just too much.
>>4846929Gott Strafe England.
>>4846929I bet they go on twitter and say terfy shit
>>4843994this is grossly european
>>4837297first 4 seconds sounds like they're speaking mandarin
>>4845787She's a solid 8/10 in bongland
>>4843989this one made me lol
>>4844124In the US I'd give 1/4 odds this guy gets cuffed, another 1/4 he gets arrested and charges dropped.
>>4843805you deserve to suffer because your ancestors were too stupid to come to america
>>4837591in the US we paint those lines solid when you wont be able to see an over take.
>>4844124everyone in this situation is a cunt, there's nobody in the right here
>>4846929ironic, considering Br*tain is one of the worst countries for LGBT in the western world
>>4848439these guys are 10/10s in the UK
>>4847237Except in this case they're literally not British so it kind of defeats the point of the thread, no?>>4848439More gypsies
>>4846715>your identity doesn't exist because of...le consumer productsso powerful woah
>>4846846Don't know what that accent is, but it's not English, Welsh or Scottish
>>4844124I'd fuck that female cop desu
Anyone have any more Scottish girls talking? They're my favorite
Webms load very slowly on 4channel lately. Why the fuck is this? It's just media on this website, nothing else, so my connection is not the problem
>>4846339>lists kike features
>>4846715>british people be liking dem good culure parts but dey no like all culture?! Fashits owndt
>>4850210I think it's a Northumberland accent, so English
>>4846846>>4850826https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-BVgPeZR-YThe norf s-seems alright o//////o
>>4843989Just two lads havin' a good laugh
>>4851681I absolutely love it whenever I see a gondola outside of it's thread
>>4850210it's 100% scotland.sounds like a fife area accent.
>>4845228Dom Joly is fucking hilarious.Trigger Happy TV, if you like British humour fucking watch it.
>>4850210>>4851358its scottish you fucking retards>>4852335id have gone glasgow, but posh glasgow
>>4839288Reminder that this is the island who spawned the language everybody speaks
>>4852343know any place that has more than the first two seasons?
>>4846929behold! the heralds of clown world
>>4848181Does that make you mad?
>>4837591oh wow the brits are polite and gentle pe->>4837593hmm..
>>4852394>id have gone glasgow, but posh glasgowmaybe you're right. it's a hard one to pin down.
Anyone got the wigan kebab webm?
>>4850142Some of them ain't that bad looking mate
>>4850833Those fries look a little underdone but otherwise looks good
>>4852642yeah idk for sure. i think its not nasal enough to be anywhere east coast though
>>4839854>walking home in broad daylight at 3AM with a head full of mollyDamn, this hit me with the nostalgia.
>>4845218He's saying that the guy filming should have hit the brakes without swerving, which is correct.
>>4853488I find British documentarys quite lovely, I once watched one about the Channel Tunnel. It was quite pleasing. You got a link for the one you posted?
>>4846929The Last Leg is a fucking embarrassment. Why are they accusing Beckham of grinning at homophobia? Senseless nonsense.
>>4850140Lmao what? Our institutions worship homosexuals until they're blue in the face. The webm you responded to is evidence of that.
>>4854093no but try thesehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdhPq_pUZhshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrFw9Tn0gV0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63NcshtRJAshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSG2pD-2O2g
>>4839336Anyone have the one with the lads and the exploding fireplace?
>>4843319You yanks will NEVER understand the English spirit. NEVER. Football hooliganism is in our blood. It's like our version of Bushido.
>>4846929All this seriously is some sort of psyop to make gays look bad
>>4854220Ahh, this make sense now.
>>4845223Lmao, on point
>>4846715What the fuck is that haircut
>>4846715and what's his point??
>>485269302 academy in newcastle
>>4855346His point is we enjoy foreign products, so that means its hypocritical to not invite the entire 3rd world to live here or something
>>4855236Mohawk, but he's balding
>>4845787This is what hell looks like
The Video that destroyed Br*tain. There is no recovery. If a brit gets uppity, post this. There is no retort. There is no defense. Its like an nuclear ICBM barrage.
>>4843319Tribal type of instinct, Same way americans have a massive nationalism and "we are the greatest country in the world" mentality while all other countries are inferior.Search on the internet the words social cohesion.Anyway You don't see high level intelligent people supporting football teams do you.Football teams v other teams is not only a part of english lower and working class culture it is also learned and taught at school, encouraged for competitiveness and carries on into adult life.
>>4846846Who the fuck feeds their kids this shit.Don't get me wrong i eat trash food but I do not have nor ever intend to have a family, if I did and had children I would make them healthy decent food everyday
>>4837298>Two gaggles of plebian class English people formed up across a wet field from one another>Both wearing their respective colors>They instinctively want to pummel each other at the drop of a hat for reasons that make zero sense to outsidersThis is leftover behavior from centuries of feudalism and the countless territory wars/skirmishes that resulted from it.Bongs are still literal troglodyte peasants.
>>4837300thats because they are the origin point for most white people around the world just like the language that you are using now, once they fall the world is fucked, maybe it already is
>>4850140>t. Doesn't live in Britain
>>4846846type of mum to have a tiktok/onlyfans
>>4842270source on that anime?
>>4842996>>4837297>>4837299These cartoon characters are what the average American thinks British people are like
>>4848181Even the most neurotic leftist finds it hard to play along with trans delusions.
>>4840132It was a minute's silence for the Queen. He said "Lizzie's in a box"
>>4844124In case anyone's at a loss, amazingly the cops could arrest this guy under the hate speech laws here. If someone perceives a hate crime to have happened, it's treated as such
What is wrong with these mutts, they're dumber than American trailer trash like actually
>>4859293Literally every single parent in the world says this same exact thing, until one day they're late getting home from work on 2 hours of sleep while their shit stinking child screams for food like it's being killed in the backseat and instead of slitting your wrists and rolling the car on the highway to end it all, you just stop by a fast food place to make it shut the fuck up before you go postal on your neighborhood
is there actually anything worse than br*tish """humor"""?I'd actually rather be bombed than have to listen to br*tish """comedy"""