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British people thread
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English people are the plain ice cream of White people. Not vanilla, just pure butterfat. They look mediocre and could flavorfully be casted aside without notice. Like God's first failed prototype for what an Aryan should look like.
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Already a thread up for this
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>>4837297
Not British, that's a scouser

>>4837298
Not British, they're football hooligans

>>4837299
Not British, that's an Irish Traveller (pikey/gypo)
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>>4837297
I thought they were speaking a foreign language
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>>4837298
Why were they being silent? Queen?
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>>4837297
>Taahmzarard n frenzafew
>Tadaah ta fohkken you
Gonna say this every day now
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>>4837299
A gypo waving around a bread knife may seem funny but it probably hurts a lot more than a normal knife
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~
>
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>>4837591
there are two types of british people
the guy in this video and the guys in every other video which will be posted in this thread
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>>4837297
>youre barred love i cant serve you sorry
>*flabergasted* im barred? What for girl?
>shoplifting
>what?!
>shoplifting?!
>yeah youre not allowed
>oh you fucking hard faced fucking cow! Who do you think you are aye
>(over a) bottle of vodka
>aw fuck off you cheeky ____
>get out!
>Here you, you know what i always say! Time's are hard and friends are few, tah rah (goodbye) to you
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>>4837563
One teams footballer died or something
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>>4837299
Fucker is out of breath
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>>4839336
I can only imagine how badly he wanted to just push her over, how unfortunate he'd be jailed for 6 years in that shithole country
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>>4837323
Haha, glad to see the old scouse is still alive. Lovely place once you learn what these mad lads are saying, they're all bark and no bite. Came to think of myself as a proper scouser in the end, used to serve Steve Girard drinks in Concert Square. Staying up all night doing coke with the Irish mafia, walking home in broad daylight at 3AM with a head full of molly, just me and the seagulls. Really, a nice place, kind of untouched and forgotten, still living in the icy grip of the ghost of Margaret Thatcher. Went back 10 years later and they'd dug up half the town and built a shopping center, everyone walkin around like they were the Prince of Wales, couldn't get into the clubs if you had a track suit or, god forbid, "cargo pants".
Capital of Culture and all that nonsense. Glad to see the scouse spirit lives on.
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>>4837298
wtf did he say? Dinnerpox?
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>>4839210
I was sleepily cutting a stale croisant with a bread knife while half watching tv one morning and it slipped and I sawed into my palm. It didn't hurt much but it did cut quite deep for the little effort I was putting in.
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>>4839937
>“Scotty's in a box” referring to the dead person whose memory was being honored by the minute of silence.
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>>4837297
>shopliftin'
>KSHYAAWOT???
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>>4837297
fuck this is tough but im gonna try to translate
t. Australian, never been to liverpool or talked to a scouser just heard them online lol

>You're barred love I can't serve ya, sorry
>I'm barred? what for (keh?)
is the keh meant to be a word?
>Shoplifting
>Ye
>what, shopliftin?
>Ye ya not allowed
>oi ya fuckin (somethign) faced fuckin cow, who do ya think ya are ay? A bottle of vodka? ah fuck of ya (something). Ay you, ya know what I always say, times are hard and friends are few, ta ta to fuckin you

How'd I do?
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>>4840207
>ta ta to fuckin you
ta ra
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>>4840213
this came up in another thread. It's definitely "Ta-ta" and he even waves as he says it. People roll the second T as if it's an R due to accent. But it's not an R. You can write it as such, but you'd be stupid.
You people pronounce "water" as "woh-uh" but you don't write it like that, do you?
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>>4840207
"Half faced fuckin cow"
And you missed "ah fuck off you cheeky rouse"
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>>4837300
Vanilla beans are black anyway
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>>4837591
Complete overreaction. Never ever swerve in that situation. Just brake.
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>>4841630
>>4840213
yeah idk what they say in liverpool
In Australia they say ta ta and pronounce it that was so I just assumed it was the same with their fuckin sludge of an accent
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>>4841630
It's ta ra you fucking idiot, people say it and write it like that all the time. Stop talking about shit you don't know about.
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>>4841630
>>4841656
In Wales and some places in North England it's ta-ra. In the South they usually say ta-ta.
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>>4841630
he's waving because turrah means bye, you complete fucking fool dumbass moron dumbass moron oh ho ho you are so stupid
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>>4841085
Holy shit this guys an actor? What's his name?
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>>4837593
Nothing sickens me more than no one intervening in shit like this.
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>>4841656
Only that doesn't make any fucking sense.
It's TA TA.
SHUT UP.
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>>4842270
You fucking faggot he's scouse, hes saying ta ra
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>>4837298
wait there's actually a qt at the start. how'd that happen in engerland?
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>>4843313
Foreigner obviously.
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>>4837298
Why do football hooligans exist? I don't understand. It's a ball being kicked around on grass for 90+ minutes. It especially baffles me when they support the big teams, like Chelsea, Man United, Man City, Arsenal, etc that don't even represent the home towns anymore with all their international players. They're literally corporate entities now or owned by billionaires including Arab ones lmao. Shit is so fucking beyond retarded. They're literally fighting each other hoping some Arab sheik makes another 100 million lmao.
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>>4837299
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>>4837591
How does this man even not have emotion after that? What drug is he on?
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albion cunts are bloody livid ITT innit
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>>4842269
He wasn't even hurting the guy
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>>4843326
It's shock. Retards mistake it for he's calm
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>>4842270
>let me tell you how people talk in this place I've never been
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>>4837591
Why is he wearing a camera?
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>>4843319
People need to belong t oa group and be proud of it and it's accomplishments. White people aren't allowed this in their own countries so low IQ people do shit like this. The intelligent ones end up in shitholes like 4chan. We're all doomed, anon.
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I fucking hate being English. My dream is to win the lottery and escape this cursed land forever. I would leave England tomorrow and not miss 1% of it.

Miserable, evil place full of the scum of humanity.
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>>4843319
Its just an excuse to fight. Humans love to fight.
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>>4840207
>You're barred love I can't serve ya, sorry
>>I'm barred? what for (keh?)
>is the keh meant to be a word?
>>Shoplifting
>>Ye
>>what, shopliftin?
>>Ye ya not allowed
>>oi ya fuckin (somethign) faced fuckin cow, who do ya think ya are ay? A bottle of vodka? ah fuck of ya (something). Ay you, ya know what I always say, times are hard and friends are few, ta ta to fuckin you
>>4841632
>And you missed "ah fuck off you cheeky rouse"

wasnt it chicken house?

t. croatian

>>4842996
>>4841085
its a spoof, good actor

>>4843805
>Miserable, evil place full of the scum of humanity.

where would you even go? At least you 'ave a sens of 'umor
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>>4843805
imagine how would you deal with it all if you werent have a sense of 'umor?
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>>4842270
My mums from Birmingham and she says ta ra.

Go take your face for a shite
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>>4842996
This person is having a weird effect on me
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>>4844124
I fucking hate police.
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>>4843319
you're not wrong, but its just a nostalgia thing i guess.
all the football fans i know are not particularly bright though.
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>>4844124
Guy filming is a cunt
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>>4844124
>woman takes on a masculine profession and has to act like a thug all day long thanks to muh sexual revolution
>deeply insecure about her own femineity because of her freedom to choose such a retarded profession for a female in the first place
clown. world
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>>4844124
She sounds like Perry from Kevin & Perry
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>>4837591
>>4841635
probably overcompensating for his late reaction.
the overtake is clealy visible at around 1.5 seconds, then he smashes the brakes and swerves at 3.1 seconds. wasn't paying attention.
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>>4842996
holy fucking shit he must work in liverpool or something, I walk past that shop every day
anons, I will endeavor to find this man and create some OC.
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>>4843319
same as blm just an excuse to roit and destroy stuff innit
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>>4837299
does he have a license for that bread knife?
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>>4842269
Handle your own shit like a man.
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>>4843805
Why don't you just commit some crimes and get yourself exported to Australia?
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>>4844516
>emotionally abusing the police
Nah he's based.
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>>4837297
Are they speaking English?
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>>4841635
>Actually, us enlightened drivers know the way of the car. The secret to not potentially dying is staying calm and collected while it's happening. Hurr durr derp durr.
How about you don't overtake on a two way street you fucking retard?
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>>4841085
Lost omg hahahahahahhaha
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>>4839288
thanks man
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>>4839854
Birkinhead moment
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>>4843313
if you're talking the chick next to the guy in a blue shirt thats a 5/10 in england
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>>4843805
stop wanking over your misery lad. it wont make you fit in with others
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>>4843319
Certain people like to fight in a group and they get together to do it amicably. I used to know a fair few hooligans, was never my thing, but they wouldn't fight anyone who didn't want it. I regularly went to hooligan pubs being from the home of a rival team and openly told them that, they didn't care because I wasn't into that scene. They meet up in some hidden underpass and beat the shit out of each other. They just like fighting, it's really as simple as that, the sports, clothes, and music side of it is just secondary. They really don't care about the football side of things, they put on some decent clothes, they drink a few beers, do a few lines, get fired up watching a match with the lads and have a massive group fight afterwards. They're usually really nice people too which is kind of funny, I was in a band in those days playing their sort of music, wearing their sort of clothes, and playing in their pubs so they'd give me weed, coke and buy me beers. Good times. So long as you're not a pussy they're fine with you.
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>>4837299
I'm a fat American bastard and even I don't get this fucking winded.
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>>4837297
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>>4842996
i can't understand a single word in this webm and english is my first language
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>>4837298
>>4845867
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>>4843805
at least english people don't have half their fucking identity dictated to them by fucking irvine welsh
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>>4845883
absolute classic
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>>4845223
Guy is 100% British
Hat to hide receding hairline
Sunnies to hide mega F.A.S. eyes
Shitty pube beard
Fat, unhealthy, man tits
And an absolute over elevated sense of superiority

Hook as all fuck nosed

Noticed
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>>4845787
Is there a version of this with sound ?
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>>4843326
>What drug is he on?
PG tips
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>>4843645
he didn't pay his Tv licence
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>>4837297
this is just bizarre
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>>4839288
Jesus Christ that is a translation google couldn't make in a million years

thank you
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>>4845787
I really wish pyrocynical would stop doing whatever that is and just go back to making videos :/
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>>4837320
And I say we need more of em. These threads are always fucking gold.

t. literally british
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>>4842244
He's known as the "Queen of Scotty Road".
Here: https://www.instagram.com/queenofscottyroad/
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>>4846339
Sorry sir, is this better?
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>>4846429
Ask and ye shall receive. Here is the original video with sound. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/O8D7IZMRupM
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>>4846602
Where are you from? I understood every word! I'm from the East Coast and I have worked with Brits, Irish, Indian, Chinese and Russian, Pols etc. and the only people who I cannot understand are Jamaicans!
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>>4846715
You can keep posting NPCs who are happy to read the bullshit they read on Facebook. Doesn't mean it's true.
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>>4839336
they're both mentally ill
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>>4844124
>can you not tell??
>she couldn't be male
Oi, arrest those constables for transphobia.
>>4844516
He's being defensive against retards.
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>>4846715
That one looks like he has HIV but both are retards spouting the same trite banalities for a crumb of social media approval
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>>4846846
looks like a good bit of scran that aha
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>>4837323
literally using the no true scotsman falacy, its just like when amerimutts say "only in ohio" or "only florida is like that" stfu u r an animal and the rest of the worst chooses to divert their disdainful gaze from your swamp dwelling species
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>>4846721
I'm Swedish. I'm generally a lot better at British accents than others because I've watched a lot of your comedy shows, but this was just too much.
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>>4846929
Gott Strafe England.
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>>4846929
I bet they go on twitter and say terfy shit
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>>4843994
this is grossly european
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0p6eswIkQk
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>>4837297
first 4 seconds sounds like they're speaking mandarin
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>>4845787
She's a solid 8/10 in bongland
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>>4845074
PLEASE
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>>4843989
this one made me lol
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>>4844124
In the US I'd give 1/4 odds this guy gets cuffed, another 1/4 he gets arrested and charges dropped.
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>>4843313
she's Polish
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>>4845223
>>4846715
literal NPCs
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>>4848562
>she
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>>4842996
>>4837297
same guy?
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>>4843805
you deserve to suffer because your ancestors were too stupid to come to america
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>>4837591
in the US we paint those lines solid when you wont be able to see an over take.
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>>4844124
everyone in this situation is a cunt, there's nobody in the right here
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>>4846929
ironic, considering Br*tain is one of the worst countries for LGBT in the western world
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>>4848439
these guys are 10/10s in the UK
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>>4847237
Except in this case they're literally not British so it kind of defeats the point of the thread, no?

>>4848439
More gypsies
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>>4846715
>your identity doesn't exist because of...le consumer products
so powerful woah
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>>4846846
Don't know what that accent is, but it's not English, Welsh or Scottish
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>>4844124
I'd fuck that female cop desu
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Anyone have any more Scottish girls talking? They're my favorite
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>>4846846
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Webms load very slowly on 4channel lately. Why the fuck is this? It's just media on this website, nothing else, so my connection is not the problem
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>>4846339
>lists kike features
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>>4846715
>british people be liking dem good culure parts but dey no like all culture?! Fashits owndt
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>>4850210
I think it's a Northumberland accent, so English
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>>4846846
>>4850826

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-BVgPeZR-Y

The norf s-seems alright o//////o
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>>4848439
lads
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>>4843989
Just two lads havin' a good laugh
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>>4851681
I absolutely love it whenever I see a gondola outside of it's thread
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>>4850210
it's 100% scotland.
sounds like a fife area accent.
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>>4845228
Dom Joly is fucking hilarious.

Trigger Happy TV, if you like British humour fucking watch it.
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>>4850210
>>4851358
its scottish you fucking retards

>>4852335
id have gone glasgow, but posh glasgow
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>>4839288
Reminder that this is the island who spawned the language everybody speaks
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>>4852343
know any place that has more than the first two seasons?
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>>4846929
behold! the heralds of clown world
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>>4848181
Does that make you mad?
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>>4837591
oh wow the brits are polite and gentle pe-
>>4837593
hmm..
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>>4852394
>id have gone glasgow, but posh glasgow
maybe you're right. it's a hard one to pin down.
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>>4850142
Some of them ain't that bad looking mate
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>>4850833
Those fries look a little underdone but otherwise looks good
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>>4852642
yeah idk for sure. i think its not nasal enough to be anywhere east coast though
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>>4852693
fucking kek
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>>4839854
>walking home in broad daylight at 3AM with a head full of molly
Damn, this hit me with the nostalgia.
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>>4845218
He's saying that the guy filming should have hit the brakes without swerving, which is correct.
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>>4853488
I find British documentarys quite lovely, I once watched one about the Channel Tunnel. It was quite pleasing.
You got a link for the one you posted?
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>>4846929
The Last Leg is a fucking embarrassment. Why are they accusing Beckham of grinning at homophobia? Senseless nonsense.
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>>4850140
Lmao what? Our institutions worship homosexuals until they're blue in the face. The webm you responded to is evidence of that.
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>>4854093
no but try these

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdhPq_pUZhs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrFw9Tn0gV0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63NcshtRJAs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSG2pD-2O2g
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>>4839336
Anyone have the one with the lads and the exploding fireplace?
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>>4843319
You yanks will NEVER understand the English spirit. NEVER. Football hooliganism is in our blood. It's like our version of Bushido.
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>>4846929
All this seriously is some sort of psyop to make gays look bad
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>>4854220
Ahh, this make sense now.
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>>4845223
Lmao, on point
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>>4846715
What the fuck is that haircut
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>>4846715
and what's his point??
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>>4852693
02 academy in newcastle
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>>4855346
His point is we enjoy foreign products, so that means its hypocritical to not invite the entire 3rd world to live here or something



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