youtube shorts thread
>>4828731>paid maternity leave.exists in the states. try again.
>>4828873its not the norm in america iirc
>>4828880this is so cringe. like everyone didnt already hear about this in 2013. i couldnt come up with something more cringe if i tried
>>48287292 steps at the same time? what does that even mean? like jumping and landing with each foot on different steps? did he mean "2 steps at a time" instead?
>>4828885Except it is. Federally. The complaint is that its not enough time yet retarded faggots like you assume that means it doesn't exist at all.
>>4828731> Nude beachesEw> Paying for bathroomsDystopian. At least there's no tipping.
>>4828900No one said it doesn't exist at all 'tard
>>4828864Ah yes, the yippee equation.
>>4828880Literally "and everyone clapped - the movie"
>>4828729Holy shit OP this is an awful thread.
>>4829369maybe help improve it fag
>>4828729Why the fuck YouTube only suggests Andrew Tate shorts? I don't even know who the fuck he is
>>4828729youtube shorts exists for a fucking reason go back there
>>4829296The thoughts don't stop coming >:|
>>4828977tfw no thiq latinx skater gf
>>4828729fuck youtube shorts,their braindead zoomer audience and fuck OP
>>4828899Regardless of their method, they still qualify as both active and lazy.
>>4828731>not tippingService is already included in the price of the product. Same with tax.
Saving this absolutely shit tier thread: 1/3
>>4830480saving by mercy kill?
>>4828737This shit is so dumb, it's like the cunts who cant taste spice pouring chilli on top of chilli's, legit just get whatever is the strongest, and that's it. There's no fucking point adding all this random bs.
>>4829442Sounds like you'd lose more of your life, both figuratively and literally, if you tried to slog through poverty instead using this a couple times.
>>4830480shit taste zoomer
>>4829296>"I'm into healthy stuff">Shows "supplements">Not a single sign of a vegetable or fruitGreat :|
>>4830639You'd lose of that experience as well, nothing gets the point across like misery that you don't want to go through again
>>4828737Holy shit I fucking HATE this
>>4828900Varies by state. Only 11 of the 50 states have paid family leave laws. There is a federal program for unpaid leave for companies with more than 50 employees.https://bipartisanpolicy.org/explainer/state-paid-family-leave-laws-across-the-u-s/
>>4828729youtube shorts = tiktok ripoff copycat wannabe.And if you upload a video to youtube, by default sampling is enabled for any fool to use your content in shorts.
>>4829377Absolutely not. Just let this thread die. This is worse than the ylyl ticktoks.
>>4828729>>4828731>>4828737>>4828864>>4828880>>4828889>>4828960>>4828977>>4829296>>4829377>>4829440>>4829442>>4829990>>4830082>>4830480>>4830483>>4830489>>4830493these are horrible.
>>4831227Where's yours, you fucking passive consumer ?
>>4829377lol, she's so random!
>>4829442>haha I want to die I'm so quirky lmao!!!If these people would actually show some integrity anf fucking off themselves that would be great.
>>4830082Chocolate icecream tastes like ass wtf? It doesn't even taste like chocolate.Vanilla is the true OP flavour. It's underrated and can be mixed well with just about anything.
>>4831395fake, the image is shaking in the last few frames
∆ GARBAGE THREAD ∆
>>4831451wow somehow he superimposed his painting in 3d space on top of the hand cart. I need to learn how to paint like this
>>4828729retarded zoomer kys
>>4830503if that's what it takes
>>4828729>Less features than a regular video How about fucking no
>>48319320.50 social credits have been added to your youtube channel
>>4831493I like these
>>4828880OMG LITERALLY ME DA SIGmA SUGMA SHRUGMA ALPHA GIGA HORROSCOPE MALE
>>4829415I know it's a joke but This fucking exactly the kinda garbage I expect from McShit
>>4832124So this is whats it's like to see a nightmare in real life
>>4828880electrifying an elephant is bad ass though.
>>4828731Europe is just LATAM but rich
>>4829377>maybe help improve it fag>proceeds to post the most boring basic e-thot shit
>>4833733Not wrong, we pay for bathrooms too but not to the state, you pay the first indian nigger who shows up and claims they own it
>>4829440can you cut out joe rogan and make it all about the race car footage
holy shit YT shorts are worse than tiktok lmao
>>4829296people into streetwear are always souless
>>4830489My answer to this count is simple. "Land and to start my own family." Got the wife bit down lads
>>4830807>fruits and vegetables >healthyHAHAH
>>4828880None of this is even true, Edison never cared about or mentioned Tesla and Topsy was electrocuted a decade after the AC/DC debate and only because he was sentenced to death for trampling several humans. Edison wasn't even involved in this case.But hey: Everybody clapped
>>4828731It's not room temperature, the pipes are underground and even in summer it's a lot cooler than room temperature. Also we do have fridges.
>>4828880Don't know what to make of this one lads
>>4828889This one is actually funny
>>4831395LOL this one has to be intentional.This shit is cracking me up I don't get why you all don't like these.
>>4831476COME ON this shit is funny
>>4828953Tyson is alpha, not just some retarded cringy sigma loser.
>>4829296Your fucking $3100 NY hustle and bustle hovel looks like eastern European flat for $500 jesuschrist.
This is the worst thread of 2022
so having never watched youtube shorts and only skimming through this thread, i'm pretty sure that a good deal of these are generated by bots.i wonder how much income these people make from stealing a bunch of video footage and cutting it together in some way into a short with an AI that maximizes engagements.i guess it was inevitable; history vindicates ted ones again
>>4829990I feel so bad for him. Listening to a whole's shallow babbling for hours and still not getting t plow her.
>>4828864This is cooler>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6sGWTCMz2k
>>4829296$3100 NYC "yaas queen big city lifeee" if you can make it here you can make it ANYWHERE!! i... LOVE the hustle and bustle of big cities, all the people all the street food and the atmosphere! I love it!>actually pays $3100 to live in a closet on the 4th floor with no dishwasher or washing machine>niggers and drug addicts are everywhere>the more "downtown" the worse niggers and crackheads are and the more expensive your broom closet getsbig city people are retarded..
>>4828899Stairs dummy. Like skipping a step as you walk up them
>>4829296So did they fuck?
>>4834405Just look up "GTA5 stunt race"
>>4829990>he is afraid of people hurting him and getting close to peopleno fucking way she's this oblivious
>>4830160>latinx You're mentally ill too
>>4828737I was severely disappointed when he didn't put liquid oxygen on his face
>>4828731maternity leave shouldnt exist. if women cant naturally compete with male workers they should fuck off from the workplace.
>>4831227This.I consume /wsg/ so I wouldn't have to deal with all this retarded shit.
You're next Susan
>>4844004surprisingly more cringe than everything in this thread
>>4832124wtf is going on are those spiders???
>>4839482Somehow people have attributed everything Westinghouse did to Tesla, I blame epic rap battles and cracked top 5 articles
>>4833701are those fake sharp teeth in his mouth?
>>4834560what the fuck is this retard saying
>>4844004why he hate juice so much though?
>>4828731>>4828885Every office job I've ever had in the USA offered paid maternity leave. Just because its not mandated by federal law, doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Same shit when retards say Americans don't get any vacation days.
>>4845243>offeredwhat was the minimum amount of maternal leave and vacation days they're forced to give though
>>4839763And you're a faggot
>>4845247Learn to read, retard.
>>4829296>Aw sick>Yeah literally>It's like
>>4830082Is this guy autistic but just too handsome for it to be obvious?
>>4832002You're corny as fuck.
>>4839889>I'm a useless bitchOkay
>>4841586>Hands her a plunger"DURR GO FICKS DA SHOWA HEAD HURRRR"
>>4840418i knew those memes were priming kids to kill themselves
>>4828880Edison invented the light bulb, but I invented the light bulb up my ass.
>>4828864So he basically just did vector graphics the hard way
>>4829296they fucked after this