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>tfw no gf
Post webms that give you this feel
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>tfw you missed out and it screwed you for the future
It sucks
>inb4 you missed nothing
STFU Chad, you have NO fucking idea. The ramifications of missing out on teen dating are disastrous for your adulthood
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>>4744704
It's not that bad once you accept that this is your life now. Maybe you can't go for gold anymore, nor even silver. But there are still enjoyable things in life. And if you're lucky, even people who cares about you
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lets not do this shit again bros
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>>4744405
Why is this silent version the only one that gets posted now when the one where you actually hear her speak is so much better? Why do you retards save these silent webms that are obviously meant to have sound?
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>>4744558
>tfw no gems
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>>4744717
Well said man. Most of these guys who are depressed because of their relationship situation would be OK if they'd only just date uggos like themselves.
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>>4745049
this is why niggers make fun of us for not being able to dance to a beat, what the fuck was that
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>>4744704
Are you retarded? People have existed hundreds of thousands of years without this gay fairytale bullshit.

Get some perspective zoomie faggot. Life is what you make it. There's no instruction manual or predetermined path for you to follow.

You are obsessed with something jew movies and TV told you that you should have.
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>>4745059
"us" shut the fuck up tyrone
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>>4744704
Here's a little knowledge bomb for you, faggot. You are a M A N. You are the most powerful sex in the human race, mentally, and physically. Your body and mind age like a fine wine.

Women? They're garbage after 25. No eggs, mentally unstable, T R A S H.

But you? You will get smarter, stronger, more attractive, richer, and your credit score will go up as you get older. That's why they try to convince you that you're worthless, that you 'missed out' that you're weak.

Get muscles, grow a beard, get rich, and have young pussy drooling all over you for a chance to fuck Daddy.

Stupid faggot.
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>>4745091
the funny part is you're probably el goblino muttoid
you're not white and you will never be white paco chavez
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>>4745097
nobody cares nigger, go write on your blog about it
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>>4744717
>>4745046
Fair and realistic assessments.

>>4745081
Meaningless platitudes. People were more likely to die before 30 than be virgins after 30.

>>4745095
>you'll peak at 70
Ok Richard Coper
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>>4745095
Youre a dumber faggot than him.
Im rich and have a beard and workout and nothing prevents me from having 10 10s lined up beside the fact that after cooming in them i throw them out like an abortion.
The problem is where can i find a wife thats worth anything, the answer is that i cant and ill end up with some fucking retard that will nag me until i bash hwr skull in or will have my children and they will be half based like me and half retard cringe like her.
I would relish the chance to chin check ur retarded faggot ass
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>>4744558
GEM
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>>4744704
Teenage "love" is bullshit and leads to many failed relationships and broken homes. Finger fucking some girl in the movie theater isn't love. The only benefit is you don't over analyze people at that age. You get together because you make each other's groins tingle. You're not worried about red flags or income and all that shit.
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>>4745049
moon man moon man can't you see
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I don't know how to speak to women. I'm not scared, I just don't know what to say.
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>>4745587
This is perfectly creepy.
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>>4744404
I have one, I miss being single sometimes
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>>4744950
nice one
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Guys, my wife worries that she can't fit into her old jeans after giving birth. Truth is she can't fit into her old jeans because her hips gotten wider, she's even back to her original weight now.
Wider hips make her figure even more sexy imo
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>>4745694
Didn't they break up cause she didn't want children?
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>>4744717
>>4745046
>>4745578
>>4745081
Brainlet takes from retards who just don't fucking get it.
Teenage dating is an EXPERIENCE that prepares you for the rest of life. Without the experience whether it's good or bad, you'll have significant trouble and not know what the fuck to do when you're older and 90% of people already have had those experiences and will expect you to as well.
It's like applying for a job with zero fucking work experience. You're gonna have a hard ass time, dipshit.
>>4745095
Dumbest shit I've ever seen.
>Your body and mind age like a fine wine
No it doesn't. Everyone goes downhill, certainly after their 30s. Doesn't mean they're worthless, but it's better to be 20 than 30+ any day.
>Women? They're garbage after 25. No eggs, mentally unstable, T R A S H.
This is some bullshit if I've ever seen it. Especially since you just said men age like fine wine. I think you're just sexist and probably a closet pedo.
>grow a beard
Hell no. Beards are gross and no women like them.
>young pussy drooling all over you for a chance to fuck Daddy
I'm young now, I'd rather have people my age now. When I'm 30+ I'd rather also stick to my age cuz I'm not some closet coping pedo
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>>4745938
>I think you're just sexist and probably a closet pedo.
Tell me you're a thirty-year-old woman without telling me you're a thirty-year-old woman.
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>tfw married and want nothing more than to be single, but divorce and disconnecting financially from someone is a massive pain in the ass.
At least my wife is unaware of how unhappy I am and I still get regular sex.
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>>4745952
>Numale twitter speak
Into the trash it goes
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>>4744404
>mfw no gf
Homosupremacist reporting in.
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>>4745938
>and 90% of people already have had those experiences and will expect you to as well
sounds like i got to find that 10%, though
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>>4746088
That's pretty gay bro
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>>4745587
Ohh so this is who they hire for mocaps
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At this point I just want a girl to hold hands with, to get old with, to play pranks to...

I feel so empty bros, you wouldn't even know.
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Anyone has the webm of the old man using a leaf blower pointed to his mouth just clowning around in his backyard while his old wife is looking at him through the window with a mix of disgust and resignation. Somehow it seemed to me pretty wholesome.
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>>4744704
I'm sorry but I can't stop laughing at the FF music
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>>4745532
>0:20
WTF?
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>>4746210
KEK
This webm and the ringu prank are my favorite ones.
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>>4746228
Here, for you fren
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>>4746064
>accuses me of twitter speak
>proceeds to engage in reddit speak
Yikers
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>>4745578
gonna have to disagree here.

Teenage love is a gift that you carry for life. Mo matter what happens to you socially in life you can reflect and know there is a part of you that is lovable independent of societal status markers.

And my experiences as a teenager were not lust driven like you describe but rather built upon a deep admiration and care. The emotional honesty in teenage love is unmatched, you can actually share your feelings at that age and not have all respect lost for you.

As an adult male now if i show so much as a hint that i might be sad my gf will be repulsed.

Every time has it's moments, accept that you cant have something that passed but dont lie to yourself and say it wasnt worth having. The time is now, you can improve your situation (not perfect) no matter what.
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>>4746288
Again, you can improve yourself and be happy with or without a gf. Speaking from experience.

I have been miserable with and without a gf, and happy with and without a gf.

If your not facing severe disease, war, or famine, happiness is mostly a choice you make. It starts with breaking down your ego and working at developing habits.
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>>4746088
song?
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>>4745938
>Teenage dating is an EXPERIENCE that prepares you for the rest of life. Without the experience whether it's good or bad, you'll have significant trouble and not know what the fuck to do when you're older and 90% of people already have had those experiences and will expect you to as well.
It's like applying for a job with zero fucking work experience. You're gonna have a hard ass time, dipshit.

how the fuck would you know retard? you claim you're young and under 30, yet you're also claiming people will have "significant trouble" in adult relationships without a "teenage dating" experience.

this post is written by either a high schooler, or a woman in her late 30s/40s whom is an avid femaledatingstrategy podcast listener.
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>>4744704
>>4745095
>>4745570
>>4745578
>>4745081
>>4745938
It's just astonishing that these idiots treat experiencing love as if it’s something that requires cold calculation, creating arbitrary rules and even setting limits. I got a feeling that this is all a product of the overarching incel subculture and its influence on this site, rather than creating positive confidence in men, it distorts reality and clouds judgement. This is the why you faggots don’t get a date, you treat people as if they’re a machine with a manual, trying to prod and analyze away on how humans operate. It’s inhumane not only to that person but also to yourself. You can literally start by not being judgmental and assuming the worse of others, start there, stop sulking and fuck off.
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>>4746288
very sad for you to acknowledge that your partner is inconsiderate of your feelings, yet you will just accept that as normal behaviour (hint; it isn't) because you're an "adult male".
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>>4745081
You're also forgetting that there's a very high possibility that you're only here because your ancestors were raped. The perspective is this current world of ours is literally shaped by two important era, post-war and the normalization of the internet. How the fuck can someone avoid the influences of "jew movies and TV" when that's how other people interpret this world? The other anons had already given far greater detail on the importance of teen dating.

>>4745570
Probably because you're douchebag, stop reading those "bad boys get the girls" pamphlet, dickhead.

>>4746064
>using numale in current year
>that post you're replying to
>sexist rhetoric
>twitter
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>>4745570
you're neither rich, have achieved any fitness goals, nor do you grow facial hair beyond your neck.

you're an angry little loser coping over something you saw on 4chan.
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>>4746236
This is great. I've never seen someone so quick to forgive her tormenter—perhaps so was just relieved that it wasn't real.
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>>4744558
saving this gem
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>>4746217
This one always makes me the most suicidal
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>>4746357
you probably believe in "female orgasms"

hint: there isnt such a thing. Women may pretend they are considerate of your feelings...they aernt.

Women never get "secure" in a relationship (thats a male thing), if you want her to respect you or desire you, you pretty much have to be the guy you were in the first 3 months of meeting her for the rest of your life.
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>>4746396

get out of your abusive relationship and seek therapy, you'll thank me later.
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>>4744404
I dont have any sad webms but have this
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>>4745694
This one always hits hard
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>>4744404
Why do people simp for this ugly bitch
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>>4746745
What movie is this?
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>>4746210
Naw man. I know that feeling and I assume a lot of people know that feeling. It's possible to pull free, its possible to find someone who helps with your happiness. I've done it, others have to. The hardest part is becoming happy enough in the first place that you are someone that others want to be around. Don't give up, never give up bro.
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>>4746816
Marty
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>>4745938
>Beards are gross and no women like them.
Stop thinking everyone is like you bitch. I think they're cool.
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>>4746807
She's not ugly.
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>>4746871
look past the glasses
she is
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>>4746854
Thanks fren
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>>4746916
Not him, but her demeanour makes her attractive. I would take a good-natured girl like this over some beach babe with a valley girl accent and a stuck-up attitude any day of the week, and I suspect most other men would do the same.
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>>4745532
Two of those were dudes. Fag.
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>>4747012
have fun fantasizing about >good-natured ugglers i guess
>most
kek, you know thats not true
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>>4747033
>you know thats not true
If they were choosing one to fuck and forget, most would choose the vacuous whore. If choosng one to marry, most would choose a perfectly normal-looking girl with a good personality over some annoying bitch who would make their lives hell.
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>>4747012
Idiot. You absolute moron. You know her demeanor is entirely a front right? She's like any other internet whore
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>>4747087
notice how many maluses you had to add to an imaginary good looking girl to make the one in the op seem reasonable
there are attractive women who are kind(more than you think) and ugly women who are not(more than you think), dont fantasize about some uggo from 10 second video just because she appears to be heckin wholesome or whatever
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>>4746336
Phonkytown
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>>4747244
>Idiot
I don't interact with bullies.
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>>4745694
>I don't know how to speak to women. I'm not scared, I just don't know what to say.
Similar. I want one like your webm to be the mother of my children, very motherly
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>>4744407
looks autistic
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>>4746236
That fucking pig noise was scarier.
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>>4746357
>very sad for you to acknowledge that your partner is inconsiderate of your feelings, yet you will just accept that as normal behaviour (hint; it isn't)
You are most definitely a woman poster
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>>4747239
Fuck off and kys faggot
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>>4745938
Ever notice how the only people who idolize teenage love are the ones who have never experienced it?
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>>4746288
lmao what sad, cringeworthy post. Your adult relationships sucking doesn't mean teenage love is superior, you faggot.
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>>4746745
damn, good acting
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>>4746396
>I can't please a woman, so no one can
beta male cope
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why do you guys get off to women acting like children? its weird as fuck and gives off pedophilic vibes
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>>4747704
It's cute.
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>>4747835
>grown man using the word "cute"
yup, definitely a pedophile
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>>4746807
>>4746916
>>4747033
She's not fat and has healthy skin, no visible tattoos and a natural hair color. In the Burgerstani Republic this makes her a 7/10 at least.

>>4747358
based
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>>4745040
when you see a silent webm that is smaller than 3MB, it was very likely encoded for and downloaded from any of the boards other than /wsg/ and /gif/
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>>4744704
>You have to be a teenager to enjoy teen love
Just surrounded yourself with younger people. Get involved in sports or something. Have a car, drugs and a place. That will make you more desirable than 90% of teenage boys.
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>>4745587
She already looks uncanny to begin with
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>>4747858
she also looks like a 50 year old librarian
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>>4746745
>she gave me the brush
>she gave me depression
Retarded tiktok zoomers
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>>4747847
I'm sorry that you're so miserable you can't enjoy enjoy anything in life, anon.
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>>4747858
I honestly just enjoy seeing other people be happy. Doesn't really matter if she isn't a 10/10 model, it's just a nice feeling.
And yes, I would choose this girl over a better looking one if I connected better with her. Sorry for not being vain I guess.
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>>4747901
>if youre not a pedophile you cant enjoy things
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>>4747847
you're transparent
the (You)s you get are worthless, and you pay with your dignity (on credit)
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>>4747886
you're commenting on her sense of fashion? her body doesn't look 50 years old in the slightest. and who gives a shit about fashion?
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>>4746236
Look at how wide her mouth is while she's yelling, crazy. Hurts me just looking at it.
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>>4747911
>Only pedophiles can enjoy cute things
You're life must be miserable.

Thinking women are cute is literally an intended evolutionary mechanism by the way
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>>4748073
I have only ever seen pedophiles use the word "cute" to describe things, and I dont see anything that would make me change my mind
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>>4746355
>these idiots treat experiencing love as if it’s something that requires cold calculation, creating arbitrary rules and even setting limits
This anon knows
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>>4746396
>talks about the purity and honestly of teenage love
>didn't make his teenage love cum so hard she spasms and cries
This anon doesn't know.
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Alright chummers, I've got a little story to tell. I know it likely won't mean much to you, stories like this never meant much to me when I was in your shoes, but it ended up meaning a lot when the time came.

I never was a charismatic guy, sure never had luck with women. If ever I got to having a crush on a lady, I'd fumble and screw up all the way to humiliation. I just about convinced myself that it just wasn't for me. Hell, I'd turned 20 without so much as asking a girl out, I just knew that I would never fall in love.

Then I met a particular lady. She wasn't some Greek goddess of beauty on the outside. She didn't have smooth skin, tight clothes, or a sensual voice. I didn't look at her and think "wow, she's the kinda lady I'd want to love." At the time, she was just someone there. She was someone I was going through life alongside. I was too focused on the outside, too blinded by the world. Even though I didn't care about smooth skins and big breasts and all that shit, I did care about strength and hardiness. I'd met ladies going into the Marines, I thought those were the ones I'd be chasing.
But this lady was someone different in a way that took me about four months to realize. She cared about everything she did. Because of that, she was good at it. Even more important, for me at least, was that she cared because she deeply and earnestly loved God. She was a Victoria Secret model. She was not a billionaire. She was not a start athlete or a hard Marine. She was just another person, but a person who worked every moment for God. By that one thing, she was the most beautiful person I had ever met. She was infinitely better than me and I would have no right to be in a relationship with her.
Pt 1/2
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>>4748194
I ran into a logical corner: I cannot know that I should be like someone but choose to spend less time with that person. I cannot let an opportunity slip past me again, I've done that too much in my life (not just with women, mostly with unrelated things).
For some more context, I know a lot of folks going into, who are in, or who have been out of the military for some time. Just the nature of my work. One such man is a retire Lt. Colonel. Old and wizened, I consider him a mentor of mine to a degree. I brought my developing love for this lady up to him and asked him how I should go about asking her out. He emphasized "Just. Be. Yourself." You have control over two things: how you act and how you react. You cannot make her love you, you can only be honest and respectful. Whatever you do, don't try to be someone else.
I asked her out, she agreed. It was never supposed to work out, I was supposed to be rejected. I asked the good Col. again how I got here. He emphasized that "She agreed to go out with YOU because SHE likes who YOU are."

We are two dates deep. Even so, even as much as I know I'm madly in love with her, I know it will end. Not by our choice, but by the nature of time. She is leaving, likely half-way across the country, for more work. While she will soar like a rocket, I am still two years before I get my feet under me. I can't keep up with her, she really is too good for me. But until the parting day comes, I'm going to do everything I can to help her be happy while I'm around.
In time, perhaps I will meet her again, I pray that it is so. If not, perhaps I will meet someone that can compare to her instead. If the latter is so, I'll ask her out and see what happens. This is because I know this:
1. I can always make myself better, by the grace of God.
2. I am a mere choice away from success. Merely trying away from victory.
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>>4745587
she looks like medival british peasant farmer , malnourished too2t
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>>4745694
smaething. i have no fear looking into their eyes and such but i just dont know what to say, i become mute :(
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I'm not military, but I've come to see things through a military-tinted lens because it helps me understand.

Life is going to suck sometimes. You're going to try and you're going to fail. You weren't born able to do 50 push-ups in 2 minutes, you work to it. And that 18 mile ruck-march isn't ever going to feel pleasant, but it will be so good to be over.
You can plan all you want, write up an OpOrd and everything, but you'll have to adjust as circumstances change. But if you wait for the "perfect chance," it will never come. You have to go out there, try, fail, and retreat and learn from it.

I think some of you lads are chasing the wrong things. I think some of you lads are jaded because you've been chasing plastic all your life and now wonder why you've never caught someone real. I think some of you lads are too afraid to try and some of you lads have tried but got burned because it went wrong.
Sometimes it was you. Sometimes you made a bad choice, sometimes you had a bad habit. You can fix that, you can better yourself. Other times it was the circumstances, they just didn't work out. You can avoid those. Sometimes it is just that the person didn't choose you. NEVER hold that against that person. Love is a CHOICE, that is why it is so sacred. If not that person, then maybe someone else.

Whatever the case, I beg you to do this one thing for me: try.
Just try, no matter how much you hurt, because you've gotta keep going. Don't give up because someone, even yourself, tells you that you "cannot" succeed. The ONLY reason you should ever stop is if you "should not," because it is not love if you force something on someone else. That is why you ask someone on a date instead of telling them on one.

Just ask. For me, anons. Ask someone out for me, even if it doesn't work out.
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>>4748217
its an "embrace the suck" mentality that gets you through the pile of shit you get stuck in
t. someone whos been in the military for 7 years and counting
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>>4747925
her body is hidden inside a potato sack
you are fantasizing again about epic heckin wholesome uggo again and inadvertently assumed that her body is good underneath
at best it looks like a teenage boy with grandma head attached
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>>4745938
begone, crab tranny
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>>4747869
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>>4745095
>>4745081
M A L D
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>>4748204
May the LORD bless you, and keep you. May His face shine upon you, and be gracious to you. May the LORD turn His face toward you, and give you peace. :)
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>>4746220
do you mean this? https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9DLdrP0uKUg
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>>4744558
nas coal
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>>4748825
Christ, that divine white noise from the leaf blower... puts me to sleep instantl--.. zZzZZzzzZ
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>>4745081
>>4745095
>>>/r/eddit >>>2016
you


should


hang


yourself


faggot
>>4748696
>>>/d/iscord
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>>4744704
My god what a faggot.
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>>4749003
Oh noooo someone told me to KMS myself with no counterargument or opposing point! Oh woe is me my jimmies are SO RUSTLED.

lmao, you stupid nigger
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>>4745694
Every woman I met had the mental capacity of a 5 yo just think that you are speaking to your niece
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>>4749003
>>4748696
>>4746355
>>4745938
>>4745570
>>4745358

>ITT betas try to wallow in self pity, then when someone with hair on their nutsack comes along to help them out they screech and attack them like white blood cells attacking a foreign body.

Absolutely pathetic. If you dumb niggers would stop putting the pussy up on a pedestal you'd actually get somewhere. Holes got you by the balls.
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>>4749208
sorry the rapid grey matter loss I was experiencing trying to read past the first 3 words of your post prevented me from reading further i hope you have a great day
>>4749186
thank you kindly for the delicious (You)
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>>4745095
>You are a M A N. You are the most powerful sex in the human race
>There are two sexes.
At least I'm in the top 50% of sexes.
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>>4749212
have another one you dumb faggot, this isn't twitter. Nobody is ever going to know or care that I tagged your post.
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>>4747704
Because women are children. What's the alternative? Women acting like men? Ok faggot.
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@4749215
i love you babygirl now give me a kiss you slut
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>>4747869
again, I'm not a fucking pedo like you
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>>4749486
>teenager
>pedo
lel everytime
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>>4744404
I bet her boyfriend was some scrawny white boy, she just dated based on his looks, who already left her. Congratulations, what a deep connection you had.
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>>4744704
Build a time machine or move the fuck on
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>>4744704
You didn't miss out by not being drunk and fornicating in your teens.
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>>4744558
women are temporary, gems are eternal
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>>4748825
Yep. I wish for that. Imagine the whole life to lead to that moment.
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>Anonymous 09/24/22(Sat)10:53:40 No.4748846▶
> >>4744558
> nas coal
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u losers torture urselves with this shit, who fucking cares.

i hope u hurry up and minecraft urselves instead of having this pathetic crap on display.

DISGUSTING!!!
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>>4745769
that's completely normal
she feels the same
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>>4750488
who dis
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>>4750927
Alice Delish, the gooner goddess
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>>4745049
JANNY JANNY JANNY CAN'T YOU SEE
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>>4747334
What's the fucking point of the video if there's no sound retard?
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>>4751123
hnnng. Unfortunately it looks like that was her peak.
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>>4746213
>mask outdoors
yikes. whata retard
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>>4746217
that's like seeing a fat person at the gym. it's something to admire for their effort rather than pointing and laughing
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>>4750123
Yes you fucking did lmao I feel so beyond bad for anybody who never experienced this
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one of my fave YouTubers is married to her childhood sweetheart and I was just thinking how my own life would be if I'd ended up with the family friend's daughter that used to catch frogs with me in the puddles at school

I'm not broken up about it, but damn it must be nice not going through all the bullshit of dating and breakups before you settle in with someone.
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>>4749189
based and actually truth-pilled.
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>>4745040
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>>4744704
>STFU Chad, you have NO fucking idea. The ramifications of missing out on teen dating are disastrous for your adulthood
Grow up, seriously.
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>>4746236
She isn't even remotely mad and just happy for him to be there. What kind of power level is that? That's like unicorn levels.
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>>4751666
>666
The It*lian digits
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>>4751666
thank you
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>>4748104
cute, but probably very very annoying.
I mean who the fuck films that shit as some sort of shtik?
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>>4746217
This one does me in. I can't imagine the joy that lad must have been feeling, having that cute girl dance along with him. I wonder if he ended up getting pussy.
>>4751451
I don't think anyone is pointing or laughing anon. I think maybe the old couple might be his parents or something and just having a giggle at their son's awkward (yet successful) attempts at flirting.
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>>4752106
>You fucked up my lens you stupid bitch
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>>4752429
Wish there was just 1 (one) of these vintage fashion girls that wasn't a total libtard
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>>4752906
i do rev war reenacting and the majority of women are at the very least not liberal (or dont express it).
but the cute ones also have boyfriends and i dont know who got who into the hobby
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>>4752906
Sounds like a (you) problem to me. Bernadette is perfect.
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>>4752956
>perfect
>polish
Pick one and only one
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>>4746213
This specifically makes me want to blow my brains out for some reason.
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>>4752429
>Actual quill
>18th century wire glasses
I thought I'd seen the depths of pretension.
I was wrong.
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>>4750488
Someone should tell her about those jeans she is wearing. She is in dire need of a new pair
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>>4752987
Wtf? How did I never notice that before? Did /fit/ make me gay again?
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>>4752992
Her face is pretty so you have that excuse, that is that you were fixated on other things
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>>4746088
>Homosupremacist reporting in.

are you by chance from Uruguay?
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>>4752429
>>4752956
I kinda hate her. I feel like she tries way too hard and that's obvious by her social media presence

It's weird that there are no photos of her wearing normal clothing - I'd pay to see her with her hair in a ponytail, hoodie and jeans and some converse why not.
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>>4753381
and also she fakes an accent in her older videos but i guess she got over that at some point (watch her first video, impossible without cringing)
>>
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>>4746213
every single webm in this thread is fabricated, but this is especially gay.
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>>4752429
built for bgc
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>>4744404
Why would you even want a woman like this? The glasses, the general everything just scream far left tosser. Don't date a woman who wears glasses for fun. If you dated her, she'd dump you within two weeks, crying and accusing you of homophobia because you don't want to go to spend your Saturday night at a gay bar with her.

Fuck that.

You want a normal centrist girl. Centrist girls like taking on the challenge of men like you. They try to turn them into chads. Right wing women only want men who are already chads, as their conservative temperament doesn't let them choose men who will likely be too much of a challenge for them.
A centrist will denazify you, and you can dewokify them. It's the way the world goes you horrible fucking little kisslet.
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>>4752999
based kershaw poster
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>>4753907
>everyone should like the same stuff and kind of people as I do!!
>nazi this woke that
Okay.
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>>4744704
Yeah I mean you have to eventually move on but I think that realising you missed out on one of the most beautiful and exiting archetypal experiences of male adolescence is permanently scarring for sure. Guys who had it can never relate. My God, I remember what it felt like when a cute girl would simply give me attention as a teen. I can't concieve the immaculate nut that would have blown my balls off if I had actually gotten pussy...

>You are the most powerful sex in the human race, mentally, and physically.
Only if you are a chad. In general women are much more socially powerful and can fuck your life up with an accusation.
>and physically
Means nothing in the modern age. Have fun trying to use your physical power over a woman and then getting utterly wrecked by white knights and Big Bubba in prison.
>Women? They're garbage after 25. No eggs, mentally unstable, T R A S H.
Women are still plenty fertile until at least their mid 30s and incel males are equally as mentally unstable as females except we can't get away with it.
>But you? You will get smarter, stronger, more attractive, richer, and your credit score will go up as you get older.
Assuming things go that way. You can equally just stagnate or even decline.
>Get muscles, grow a beard, get rich, and have young pussy drooling all over you for a chance to fuck Daddy.
Yeah have fun getting called a pedo by society when you are "daddy" age and trying to fuck teen and young 20s aged girls.

Pure cope. I can tell you are a virgin from this post so stop trying to act like some chad.
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>>4745532
Too based. Anyone got more/sauce?
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>>4747429
you are saying like it's a bad thing
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>>4744704
imagine your whole value in life being determined, but not getting any teenager pussy.

it might be a setback, but if you think that's all it is to life you should get of this website and fast.
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>>4751445
>fags make you wear mask indoors
>step 0.00001mm outside
>get called a retard for wearing mask outdoors
Why is world like this
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>>4755324
its ok, retard. youll figure it out
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This one hurts to real bros.
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>>4750488
>closes the wrong eye
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>>4755667
I'm left eye dominant. Is it over for me?
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>>4755676
no, just shoot like a lefty. I'm a left but I'm right-eye dominant, so I shoot like a righty.
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>>4746745
In the end, he married a nice Irish, catholic girl who was just as ugly as him.
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>>4755634
What's the second song?
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>>4746215
this anime is a fever dream, i quit halfway through the 2nd episode. zoomers are fucked
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Anyone know this girls name?
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>>4744404
>I will never make a girl this happy
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>>4751222
Unbelievably based.
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>>4746217
that stop always gets me
>>4752966
this
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>>4746288
literally the opposite, fucking AI wrote this post.
A model trained to demoralize, it learned that something is true and then went and wrote the opposite.

Teenage kids fucking suck at opening up, it's only when you mature that you learn to open up to people.
I didn't even want to take my shirt off when I was 17 same for her.

You are a fucking loser if you aren't chad enough to open up.
Your gf isn't repulsed by you opening up but by you being embarrassed after opening up. Read that again dipshit.
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>>4744404
so fucking ugly
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>>4756826
the wojaks ruin this
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>>4746088
not enough bass
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>>4749532
doesn't matter what genre of pedo, it's still pedo
Stop wanting to fuck kids
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>>4752906
90% of women are liberal
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>>4757069
I've never seen one improve something
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>>4746213
*Sigh*
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>>4755961
Truth - Talk to Her
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>>4746355
>tl;dr
>it's an art not a science!!1
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to be honest adult dating is so much better than teen because me and the girl are both more confident in ourselves now and have some sort of expectations from eachother and there's the adult mutual understanding that if something isn't working out there's no reason to force it

all of my early relationships eventually fell apart because we were together for the wrong reasons and were generally just clueless about life - anons you didn't miss out on much - except experience but it really isn't that hard. i am thankful for my shitty relationships mainly because i can now recognize my own shitty behavior at the time

the main problem is fucking TIME
as a teenager dating is effortless because you just hang out at school, after school, play videogames, whatever, because nothing matters
as an adult you have to actively put in so much effort to get anywhere with somebody
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>>4744558
gemmy
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>>4745059
I think we've all seen nigger "dancing". Let me know when the coons invent a form of dancing as elegant and beautiful as a waltz or ballet
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>>4755899
She wasn't ugly, just that ugly back then meant something totally different. If those standards were still applied all these cunts that think they're 8/9s would be considered ugly
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>>4744405

She looks so different now.
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>>4744704

Holy shit....
FeelsAwfulMan8K.png
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>>4753427

CUTE :3
All I get to do is pretend punch the air...
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>>4747033
yea that is now go kys
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lol some people got really mad in this thread
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>>4758674
ugly women in the op tends to do that
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>>4746223
I like how the crazy thing about this to you is he wears a wig
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>>4746228
he even has the robot stepping wheeze
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>>4745769
faggot
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>>4746088
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>>4745097
>you're probably el goblino muttoid
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>>4745587
This is actually surprisingly pretty cool.
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>>4752429
She's right about vegan leather though, it's not even close to being comparable to the real stuff when it comes to longevity.
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>>4745694
>>4747415
>>4748212
The best advice I can give you is to start habituating yourselves to giving them honest compliments!

Even if the conversation is concluded right after that, if you approach a beautiful woman and say "I just want to tell you that you are honestly very beautiful to me." she will give you a genuine smile back (and yes, real world women do this if you behave like a real world male) and she will be happy and feeling feminine and pretty, and you feel fucking great because you are receiving a genuine smile and attention from a woman who you find beautiful, it's always a fucking win-win.

If you can do it, do it. Let them feel beautiful and you will both feel good immediately even if you say goodbye right after and leave it at that. Trust me this feels great.
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>>4746210
That's a 65 year old woman trapped in the body of a 31 year old one.
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>>4751675
>>4746383
>>4746236
She is completely submissive to his childishness because she thinks she will never get "such an incredibly nice guy" for her ever again. So she immediately repressed all of that extremely traumatic experience and manifested a stockholm syndrome-like behavior by instantly going to him even though she knows should rip his fucking head off.

Either this or she was literally in post traumatic stress still and had no fucking response whatsoever to that insane level of fucking bullshit. Do you guys really think it's an healthy relationship to endure that level of literal trauma and give no fucking feedback about it? What the fucking shit. I hate this fucking world as it is right now to be honest. What the actually hell is going on in peoples' heads. What the fuck.
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>>4746213
That is extremely sweet.
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>>4747610
>>4746745
imdeed.
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>>4749003
That's gotta be the best beer of his life. What a wonderfully beautiful smile.
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>>4753385
>>4753381
how about not caring about it?
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>>4759336
your right bernard, noone should ever share opinions and not care about anything
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>>4744704
Imagine being the faggot who makes these videos
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>>4757826
song?
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>>4744558
gem
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>>4760059
Undone the sweater song slowed down
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>>4760059
bump. can't shazam it nor find it on aha
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>>4759152
based
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>>4759929
Both beautiful.
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>>4759152
kek saved
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>>4744558
Gem
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>>4744704
I genuinely don't give a shit. If I did give a shit, I would have had a gf. I am happy and not gonna let anybody else, tv, society, tell me otherwise. Not to say relationships aren't important but as long as I have friends to hang out with on the weekends and family to help me thru serious issues I'm alright.
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>>4745532
based
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>>4746288
you are a virgin
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>>4745095
>he doesn’t know
You no longer are capable of feeling that kind of teen/kid love once you are 20+, your brain is over that phase and will no longer produce those hormones

t. Had it and never felt anything close to it once I hit 20
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>>4745578
>t hasn’t felt it
your ngmi, teen love is the only confirmation that Disney style love is unironically real, if you never felt it you will never be able to love someone
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>>4759152
Song?
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>thread derailed entirely
fuck this entire site
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>>4761489
Not like this thread was any good to begin with tbqh.
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Does anyone have that webm? It was a hand drawn animation of an angry Japanese man and a Japanese woman chasing after him. They finally get married and he becomes happy but she gets sick and he becomes angry again but they both grow old and die together. That shit broke me
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>>4755970
faggot
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>>4746236
Cheeky fucker can't resist giving her ass a squeeze too lmao
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>thread is full of retards and tranny posting (webm and otherwise)
I guess I'll make it a little better. It's not like I have anything better to do.
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sure wish I was dead
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To quote the Gooseman, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>tfw don't even have any libido anymore just this inexhaustible hunger in my soul desperate for the warmth of another person
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Do you think you're better off alone? Talk to me
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What's the song in the first half?
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>>4762642
my jinji
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>>4759152
how do i import webms to premiere
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>>4762415

I love Kaya...
Gosh, I wish I had a Pink Princess like her.
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>>4744404
Sorry bros I could not relate anymore, I've left my wizard status after 33 years of kv
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>>4745059
Niggers cannot dance anon, they just convulsing and call that a dance. any timeless dance were created by non-black cultures.
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>>4748104
name?
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>>4762415
any romance books like that
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>>4753427
videos like this make me hopefull for a relationship again. Im an amateur boxer and i hope oneday ill find someone which will make this sport a little less lonely
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>>4762916
Bailey Jay
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>>4748204
You're a champion for giving it your all. I say this unironically and without hyperbole either. God bless you
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Not a single woman has ever looked at me like this. How does it feel to be looked at like that, bros?
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>>4763565
Lucky dude. He's like a 4.
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>>4763701
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>>4760059
That hook is unmistakable, kill yourself zoomer trash.
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>>4747239
What kind of fucking cumbrain saves these useless whores that can't even shake their bodies with any skill?
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>>4745728
She's Polish, so yeah
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>>4759152
thanks, anon
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>>4747911
>ageplay has nothing to do with being a pedophile
Cope harder.
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>>4755324
because wearing masks is for retards. retard.
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>>4746288
Ywnbaw
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>>4763565
How do you know you've never been looked at like that?

Take the guy in question. He's totally unaware. He looks over and makes eye contact but isn't aware that she has been looking at him like that. He continues his thing, not realizing it.

So maybe you have been looked at like that before. You just don't know it because you've been unaware.

It might've been once. Though, it may have indeed happened. You just don't know it.
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>>4763565
I don't know too bro.
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>>4759152
>lesbians
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>>4752429
Interesting woman. Where'd you find her?
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>>4746213
>Tfw you'll never have a cute girl be this happy to see you
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>>4745694
UGH
>>4745928
No because she wanted children but Affleck has like 4 kids already he didn't want more. If I believe so.
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>>4751222
FUCKING BASED JANNY CAN'T RECOVER! At least on his salary.



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