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just some cruisers man
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>>4723490
>unexplained
>get your friend to crawl around on the ground and act wierd
>get in your car and film yourself talking to him
>unexplained
>wut
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been looking for this one
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>>4723795
It's unexplainable because how is he friends with a weirdo who agreed to do these kind of shit.
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>>4723490
if you cannot explain someones behavior the answer is most likely meth
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>>4723490
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>>4725063
>weird unexplainable shit
>some mid 2010s hipster mv
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>>4725063
The game is hylics 2 i think
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>>4725166
I don't see you explaining it.
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>>4725063
Music sauce?
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>>4725008
meth doesn't do you like that, have you even tried meth before?
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>>4726289
Athoth a Go!! Go!!
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>>4726052
>They're Slavic
>>Explained
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>>4723490
>This is what meth does to a guy
>>Explained
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>>4725046
>It's fake
>>Explained
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>>4725063
>That's hylics 2
>>Explained
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>>4726104
>They just enjoy power rangers
>>Explained
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>>4726346
>He's just praying to the one true God
>>Explained
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>>4726348
>He chilling
>>Explained
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a lot of these videos are just humans doing human things, but what about this?
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>>4728214
It's the great turkey circle of nercomancy obviously.
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>>4728214
Reminds me of those ant death spirals, but those only happen because of their pheromones. Maybe it's like a crow court
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>>4728214
Turkeys have this dumb-ass instinct to follow any other turkey that walks in front of them. You get at least three turkeys to do that and this is the result.
The dog's just chilling.
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Alright, explain this then.
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>>4728214
>Turkey necromancers
>>Explained
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>>4728314
>Average Reddit user
>>Explained
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>>4728214
Music?
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>>4728261
That’s a dead cat
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BIGFOOT..... IS BLURRY!
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>>4728314
That's bad cgi
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>>4728534
Nah, bro, he's just chilling.
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>>4723795
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>>4728314
Dude how tf did they get that cat to do that?
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>>4728261
>The dog's just chilling.
That dog is DEAD. D.E.A.D: dead.
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>>4728354
>wasn't getting enough attention with his repetitive comments
>tripfags
>>explained
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>>4727969
>>4727971
>>4727973
>>4727976
>>4727978
>>4727979
>>4727980
>>4728349
>>4728354
Wow you think you got all the answers, don't you?
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>>4723795
You underestimate schizos, be safe out there.
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>>4726348
>no grounding cables
wtf
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>>4726104
>M'Butu's Bizarre Adventure
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>>4728314
yo wtf how'd they make the cat do that? Explain that, reddit.
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>>4730818
bruh
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bluhluhluhluhluhluhluhluh
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>op is a faggot
>explained
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>>4726052
>In Soviet Russia, bear train you
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>>4737619
Not seen this meme in over a decade
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>>4725166
It's hyperbolica 2 faggot
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>>4735009
the very definition of Based. Godspeed little guy.
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>>4733118
The girl singing in the background is outstanding. This song is weirdly catchy. What is the name of this guy? What music is this?
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>>4740941
Vitas - the 7th element
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>>4731663
>Marine biologist going to work
>Explained
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>>4740941
Weird post-soviet music but Vitas, the singer, Is amazingly gifted as a singer.
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>>4731663
That photographer NPC from GTA San Andreas.
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>>4728568
lurk moar idiot
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>>4728314
WTF is this real?
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>>4735007
lmao
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>>4741180
So this is actually just the top flamingo regurgitating food (partially digested shrimp, hence the blood red color) on top of the other one's head.
Given the context, it seems like the bottom one was feeding the chick, then the top one got confused and tried to feed the top of the bottom one's head. As for why the bottom one also looks confused and isn't, you know, moving out of the way, is a bit harder to figure out; my guess is that it thinks the other one is grooming it, and is holding still?
I don't know, but I do know that flamingos are stupid, so take that as you will.
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>>4737619
kek
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>>4742057
cool dogs
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>>4742053
>Explaining the inexplainable
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>>4733118
wtf why did this guy rip off kyOresu?
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>>4728314
>>4728799
>>4731657
>>4742026
Forced memes aren't funny.
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>>4728214
this reminds me of one time i was at a farm to get some high quality sheep meat. the farmer had a flock of sheep out. they were nonstop baa-ing loudly and constantly. then he took one of them aside and slaughtered it, after about 2 minutes the sheep all just suddenly stopped. not a single one of them made a sound for about 5 minutes until they started making noises again.
i have no fucking idea what it was about, but i think wild animals instinctually understand death.
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>>4733132
kek
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>>4742340
Faggot in Russia or somewhere hanged himself
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>>4727980
>>4727979
>>4727978
>>4727976
>>4727973
>>4727971
>>4727969
It's just a fun thread. Can you suicide?
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>>4728314
It's real, what else is there to explain?
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>>4742057
somebody glued wheels to their bellies.
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>>4728314
Is this real?
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>>4733118
I am still shocked that they were able to get away with looking this fucking gay in Russia
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>>4741176
Fucking lost
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>>4725046
Okay now this one got me. Is this special effects or some genetically fucked up chicken that got human-esque eyes from being born with some genetic disease.
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>>4732262
movie?
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>>4742445
a better story than tokyo ghoul, better ending too.
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>>4731587
This doesn't even have sound and I still jumped

>>4736791
kek
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>>4740955
el cabrachupas
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>>4743248
It's in India though
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>>4743252
el poop-a-cabras?
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>>4742225
I think you meant to say "inexplicable."
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>>4743275
Based
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>>4730818
Black boys doing what they do. No explanation needed.
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>>4740955
Satan Confirmed.
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The deepest of deepthroat
>>4742344
The deepest deepthroat
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>>4733118
Classic vitas
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>>4728314
Does anyone have the full version of this song? I was sure I had it but I can no longer find it
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>>4728314
Badass cat.
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>>4743656
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>>4743774
Is this real???
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>>4723795
Hey look it’s Amir Valerie HURTWITZ
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>>4742232
> thing
> thing but said by ANIME LOLI !!! OMG SO CUTE. ANIME GIRL IN MILLITARY UNIFORM!!! SO UNEXPECTED AND CUUUUUUUTE
I hate anime so much
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>>4743811
tiktok screamo gtfo
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>>4728314
there's no way someone trained a cat to do that. I simply won't believe it.
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>>4723795
Man I miss Jake and Amir
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>>4732262
Hey, it's the guy from the Yakuza games
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>>4728460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5zKkC6yFuQ
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>>4744692
Anime website, fagatroon.
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>>4741180
Vitas rammed his car into a tree driving shitfaced. Source in russian, sorry:
https://www.vesti.ru/article/1987974
>>4740941
As the other anon said, its Vitas himself. Its not a girl, he just has that voice range.

And since you both enjoyed it, check out Dimash:
https://youtu.be/JEz1qGS0T1Q
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>>4743180
Yakuza: Like a Dragon (Movie, im dead serious)
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>>4742770
how the fuck do you kek at that? i want to kms just from one frame lol
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>>4744786
OH LAWD MY HED ON FIYAH SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT
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>>4743174
obviously a model
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>>4743811
eat DICK dude last 5 seconds i turned on audio because i thought i was missing something
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>>4728568
It's actually real
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>>4728314
YOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK
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>>4743774
Manbearpig
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>>4726052
Bear fren!! :D
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>>4744784
>tranime
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>>4728314
kekarooo
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>>4744784
chud website loud and proud
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>>4723490
USA traffic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q293fDfWZnc
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>>4746892
Eddie Hall is fucking BASED
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>>4746892
Oppps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ByEBjf9ktY
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>>4746898
Yes, he is.
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>>4723490
Death
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>>4742530
There's a spot on the side of my house where you can hear sheep neighing at night. Closest field is 5 miles away, must be acoustics or something.
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This is CCTV footage of a hotel in Dublin being attacked by ghosts. The shills can't ignore this or they get punished.
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>>4747146
HOLY SHIT IS THAT REAL?
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>>4728314
IS THIS REAL????
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>4744786
>4742737
>4742340
>4735007
>4733132
>4730818
>4731587
>4726104
>4742741
We get it bro you torture animals and steal copper to pay for your meth addiction. Go preregister your sex offender status instead of posting this trash
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>>4728314
wtf, is this real?
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>>4747156
ha!
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>>4743779
never fucking do this again
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>>4747146
Obviously a cruise ship
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>>4747146
it's a cruise ship
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>>4747146
siri, play jamiroquai - virtual insanity
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>>4744728
They're making vids again but they're pretty trash
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>>4747844
He looks exactly like the kind of person that would make this
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>>4742420
only god can judge
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>>4741186
damn
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>>4742737
>FUCKING XFILES
lost
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>>4747156
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>>4747156
>>4751507
"Unexplained"? I'll taze you without explaining
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>>4751573
>Just a prank bo
>>Explained
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>>4751694
>father outside playing pranks on his daughter
>>Explained
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>>4751643
>filename
kek
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>>4730818
Nigger faggot.
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>>4742737
Kek'd
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>>4744784
Such things in the zone, stalker
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>>4735007
holy fuck
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>>4744728
Watch them again. They don't hold up. You miss the period of time you watched them first
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>>4751974
>>4751975
>>4751980
>>4751982
the forbidden documents, one of the best mockumentary I've seen so far
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>>4752115
Their old stuff still holds up. I think they started to get bad when they switched offices.
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>>4743174
That's Cyrax you twat, have more respect.
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>>4733132
Damn, can't even last 1 frame. This is some true horror shit.
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>>4751520
Caterpillar, not that special
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>>4751520
what the fuck is that thing?
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>>4751643
why does that dude have his finger right below the wire without any kind of gloves or anything at all
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>>4752258
not super bright
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>>4752656
>sanfranciscobathhouse.webm
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>>4752752
kek
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>>4733136
this is just what happens when you fly coach
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>>4752752
kek
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>>4728990
>>4743006
>>4728901

>you retards are this easy to agitate,
>>Explained
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>>4723490
Source in the filename.
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>>4752752
:/
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>>4740955
Black Philip, Black Philip!
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>>4752822
Pshhhh come on man
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>>4726317
yeah it does, if you are mentally ill and on a sleepless multi-day binge
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>>4747146
I'm getting reports that this is in fact a haunted cruise ship. Alex Sheffield reporting in for WALX channel 5 News.
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>>4731663
"I'm dying, Moe."
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>>4726104
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>>4742737
My chest hurts from laughing, fucking X-Files theme got me bad.
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>>4753399
Hate how they humanized the cenobites and ruined the lore
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>>4754028
And why is that bad?
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>>4754029
>"angels to some, demons to others"
>"actually no just fucked up humans teehee"
The franchise becomes unsalvageable garbage from that point onwards
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>>4754051
>cats are autistic
>>Explained
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>>4754848
>you're a faggot jumpscare poster
>>Explained
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>>4755262
This is incredible
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>>4742053
Do you know this because you are extremely familiar with flamingos, or did you see this video before and saw someone else provide this explanation?
I suppose it's possible the top bird's beak is just resting on the other's head, and the feathers only make it look like the beak is penetrating.
But I super-imposed the bottom one's beak over the other's, and it looks to me like the beak ought to be penetrating the skull. Unless the top has a smaller beak than the bottom.
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>>4742057
Cgi
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>>4755738
It's real, dumbass
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>>4751565
i gotta say the tranny vs roastie arc of the modern era is very entertaining.
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>>4755472
Where's the scream?
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>>4754049
I'm inclined to agree.
I watched Hellraiser, and under advisement I didn't watch the sequels. At least, for a little while. Then curiosity got the best of me and now some of the mystique is gone.
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>>4742735
There are men who wrangle deer with their bare hands by jumping out of a helicopter, and there are men who don't, which man are you?
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>>4742340
If this is real this is the sort of shit a photographer dreams about. The multilayered juxtaposition of a giant cross, itself an instrument of execution turned salvation, used for a suicide.
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>>4725063
This contrived esoteric aesthetic is so fucking gay
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>>4751520
>>4752246
>>4752256
Carnivorous caterpillar https://youtu.be/zAiMzeOfOgA
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>>4744784
Ball lightning?
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>>4753240
Gay ass bitch
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>>4755956
Definitely cooler than anything you would've thought of
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>>4751643
Imagine doing this and not using a fucking double-sided roller bearing and instead using climbing safety gear. Christ I'm just waiting for the heat, metal fatigue, and weardown of the coupler to do it in and cause ot to go tink and he falls to his death. There ain't even a secondary non-load bearing safety line.

And then, we hit a fucking snag at the end probably where the last sorry motherfucker died because the protective shell of the cabling snapped, and now you're stuck with your ass on a piece of playwood hanging from this jurry rigged as fuck hangline death trap and your only way down is to sit there, wait for the coupling to cool the fuck off for 10 minutes enough that you can hang onto the hangline for dear fucking life, unhook the coupling and rehook it around the obstruction. I'd be sitting there trying to bend chunks of that obstruction back and forth until they fatigued off to try to get the coupling around it.

In 30 years of being on the interwebs, this has to be one of the sketchiest and most nightmare inducing things I've ever fucking seen.
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>>4744784
>>4756049
More than likely that's a transformer short and the high side has energized the low side at the high side voltage, and the breaker didn't set so juice just flows. The substation is setup with secondary and tertiary failure modes before the substation transformer fucking detonates into an electrically ignited and fuelled mineral oil explosive fire. The paint and sealant burning off the electrical wire is probably some engineers way of making sure the secondary failure mode gets people's attention. When you see that shit it means "get the fuck away from the substation, shit's fucked".

If I saw that down my block, first thing I'd do is turn off my main breaker to the house, then unplug any sensative electronics, turn off my water, open up all of the faucets then get on a sidewalk or in my car and start driving or walking away. 10-40kva at infinite amperage is something you want to put yourself as much distance away from as possible. This is the kind of shit that can last 10's of minutes, and as it plays out, it will cause your lawn to catch on fire because underground metal water piping will become a conduit, produce tons of heat, start dumping steam wherever there are overpressure valves at as it heats up hot enough to cause the grass, roots, tree's etc above to catch. Just nasty fucking shit, christ.
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>>4755262
Where is this? Black Paradise?
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>>4748176
>>4748198
Direct from the source
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>>4756115
His plan was to slowly crawl out and then parachute from the middle. Should have went uphill because the cable immediately ate his gloves and then this fiasco happened. From the full video a little pee came out but that's probably understandable.
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>>4756115
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F723rIlW_No
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>>4743890
change your last name

>>4752149
true. theirs and old hardly working stuff holds up insanely well
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>>4733132
poor little girl. I imagine though she's happy. I hope the horrors of he reality never truly reveal themselves to her.
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>>4741180
>>4742053
Not quite.

You can see the bottom flamingo also feed the chick. There is regurgitated shrimp goo coming out of it's peak. It's most likely set to "feed offspring" mode.

The top flamingo simply saw the chick and tried to do the same. Seeing as the vision of these birds is very limited to the sides of the head, it must just be assuming it's feeding the chick too or in "feed offspring" mode. They are both just doing the same action, but the top one is aiming way off and not realizing or there's an error in his code that there is already an adult flamingo feeding the chick.

When animals assume a mode they can enter a trance like state and won't snap out of it. Anyone who has a scaredy cat who grooms themselves knows what I mean. They'll be snappy, alert and in a certain mode until they groom which is when you can sneak in tons of scratches and they'll even accidently groom your hand.

Animals are dumb.
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>>4755362
>This 'woman' is actually a horse
>>Explained
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>>4755367
>That IS a Romanian
>>Explained
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>>4744802
Ah yes, the new creepy thing
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>>4756127
It's a ghost ship
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>>4754049
The "angels to some" means they give pleasure to some.

The "devils to some" means they consider them torturers.

It has nothing to do with what they actually are. Something insanely supernatural gave birth to them. Them having been human is more tragic than just saying they are space ghosts from a holy book.

Faggot.
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>>4756123
Wakanda Melonges river
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>>4756167
It's demons not devils, retard. And it has everything to do with what they are, they're not supposed to be relatable human figures but warped extradimensional entities whose designs you can't comprehend. As the other anon said showing their human origins kills all the mystique around them, hence the ambiguity. But since you're a pleb with shit taste that goes over your head.
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>>4756188
No. There's zero biblical references in the first movies. It's simply assumed they are ultimate evil, but not demons.

>they are not supposed to be relateable human figures
No one is trying to make them relatable. They are basically humans who have been twisted by their own desires. Sins, if you like. One of the biggest monsters in the story turns out to be a fucking child. That's twisted and sad and tragic. Sorry you lack basic human emotion as a typical bible thumper who vicariously larps as someone with morals.

I don't think their human origins destroy any mystique. The first fucking movie has a man who gets captured by them and fucking escapes. The movie is more about him than them. He's slowly being put back together, but it's obvious that as soon as he's been captured by them he's been turned immortal since he can survive with literally no skin on him on a dirty fucking floor. Whoever the xenobits touch or twist, turns into something else. They themselves too.

Later movies are shitty and explain too much I'll give you faggots that but the fact that they were humans doesn't.

>it's not devils, but demons
OK retard. No fucking real difference unless you're a schizo.
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>>4743811
i jumped and laughed my ass off, good one anon
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>>4756294
>No. There's zero biblical references in the first movies. It's simply assumed they are ultimate evil, but not demons.
None of that is true, did you even watch them? Their own god is called Leviathan, which is a blatant biblical reference.
>No one is trying to make them relatable. They are basically humans
Based retard.
>as a typical bible thumper who vicariously larps as someone with morals
I'm not a christcuck, you're barking up the wrong tree, nigger.
>I don't think their human origins destroy any mystique
You look at the grotesque, vaguely human form of a cenobite like Chatterer and see a little boy underneath after their humanization. That's ruined mystique. You're supposed to fear a horror movie creature like that, not feel sorry for it.
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>>4754848
jumpscare faggot
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>>4747844
that motherfucker just killed david ellefson
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>>4728314
>This still hasn't been explained away
>Its real
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>>4756119
Thanks anon. I feel like I learned something incredibly valuable and I'll owe you one in the event of fiery wire balls in my neighborhood.
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>>4753220

WTF is this?
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>>4753220
>retarded faggot one dollar
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>>4756127
A single falsely titled youtube video is not a source. In fact there are dozens of websites that reported the actual story: https://www.google.com/search?q=pacific+sun+cruise+ship+storm
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>>4755262
I THOUGHT, JUST ONE TIME, I WOULD TAAAAKE THE NORTHWEST PASSAGE
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>>4742737
dogs are gross
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>>4747146
Guy holding that big cabinet in the background is the real MVP of this video that woulda killed people if it went into the big open space
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>>4742340
>>4755896
It's insanely poetic (as is the song fitting as well)
>Be despondent, despond, my soul,
>Who will you send to bury me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E22-lpjIlZU
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>>4756416
>You're supposed to fear a horror movie creature like that, not feel sorry for it.
Wrong. Many horror movie villains rarely cause fear. Fear is hard to pull off in a movie because we all know it's just a movie.

When a movie is able to pull up deeper emotions and shake them, then it's an amazing piece of art. If the monsters are also terrifying, the better the effect. The cenobites still are capable of horrific acts, even when their origins are explained (and exploited, unsuccessfully on some).

Silent Hill did a better job with monster design as nothing was never explained perfectly, but it had real explanation and origin to everything.

Sorry you think one dimensionally and perhaps I jumped a bit with the biblical shit, but you must realize that just because they say leviathan - that is what they call it. We call God, God, but God has never revealed himself to us. Where do you get that knowledge from? The bible. So where do you think the xenobites got their knowledge from? Innate knowledge? I would wager since they WERE humans, they simply applied biblical beliefs from their time AS humans. Hence the real horror that turns them could be anything and completely unrelated. There's no purgatory. That's not where they come from. It's insinuated that perhaps that is where we, as humans, got the idea from, from a living space that the xenobites live in.

Have a fucking working brain. Always think about HOW does the character in the movie KNOW something. They could be preaching faith based nonsense, just like real people do in real life.
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>>4726052
I'm jealous :(
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>>4742530
the silence of the lambs
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>>4756922
>Wrong. Many horror movie villains rarely cause fear. Fear is hard to pull off in a movie because we all know it's just a movie.
lmao holy shit what a fucking moron kill yourself dude
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>>4757109
t. no argument
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>>4747146
Hope that woman who smacked into the pole was alright, ouch
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>>4742741
>when you drink all the blupurp
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>>4751706
Pretty sure this is a Radiohead music video
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>>4747146
I mean, that's just how it is these days, since poltergeists started getting into the rioting BLM/Antifa bullshit, that is.
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>>4756719
how do I become this autistic
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>>4757988
get hired by the CIA to "disprove" real ghost footage
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>>4751694
Spookiest one in this thread imho.
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>>4744731
Kuzeee....
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>>4756719
Man, Big Ghost shills really can't help themselves.
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>>4742057
this is just spyro 3
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>>4743779
poetic masterpiece
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>>4741176
fucken kek
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>>4755262
Watermelons, guys.
It's in the name.
They're migrating.
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>>4756922
Oof this guy typed up like 3 essays about nothing. Youve got some problems bro.
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>>4758744
top jej
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>>4759462
cut the fucking head off before you cook it jesus christ
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>>4756922
>Fear is hard to pull off in a movie because we all know it's just a movie.
>we all know it's just a movie.
That's not how audiences interact with fiction you retard, people willingly suspend themselves when coomsuming, why do you think the global box office was worth $42.2 billion in 2019? Example, numalesoyboys know Marvel isn't real and the effects are god-awful but they're willing to put aside reality for that moment, this applies to the horror genre too.

>Fear is hard to pull off
This is an even more retarded statement, fear is the most basic human emotion, humans evolved this necessary trait as a means for survival especially prehistory when our ancestors lived in caves. Movies just exploit this basic instinct, a classic example is jump scare. We know the monster popping out of the closet is fake but we react to it, directors understand this and it's a cheap method for audiences to get a thrill.
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>>4756797
based
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>>4743104
everyone was gay in the 80s
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>>4744802
Dude I cant wait for spooktober
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>>4755472
This shit is the best thing that came out of tiktok outside of bonbi
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>>4756922
yikes, dumbest post I've read this month ngl
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>>4744786
>wipes sweat at 0:32
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>>4751643
>>4751764
needs the supersaiyan theme music edited in
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>>4759614
do it yourself faggot
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>>4751643
https://youtu.be/F723rIlW_No?t=5
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>>4751694
wtf
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>>4759643
do my laundry while you're at it
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>>4752124
remember watching it on sbs years ago it was comfy
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>>4757109
>>4758977
>>4759471
>>4759600
literally all me
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>>4744784
I've been looking for this damn .webm for literal months. Nobody seems to have it. Thanks anon. Saved.
>>4756119
Damn. I didn't come here to learn things that could save my life one day, but then this guy decides to post...
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>>4751520
AAAAAAHHHH THAT'S FUCKING TERRIFYING, WHAT THE FUCK!?!?
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>>4751694
Thats legitimately one of the creepiest clips I've seen. Shit, that scene is better than any horror movie I've seen. Holy fuck that scream scared the shit out of me.
>>4751698
You must be fun at parties.
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>>4759782
thats a long time to look for a .webm
you're welcome
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>>4751694
I hate this one
good stuff anon
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>>4759498
Early 2000s actually, everything in that short period right after USSR dissolution was so chaotic, there was pretty all sorts of stuff going on in the TV, social media and IRL too.
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>>4743174
so fucking zoomer.
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>>4725166
>>4725936
>>4737634
its fucking hylics 2, both games are fantastic.
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>>4754797
i bet theres egg shell in it
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>>4743811
I didn't see the snake until the last few seconds so i was anticipating a jumpscare only to let my guard down when a real massive snake was there kek.
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>>4751573
>Alex
>Explained
>Alex-paned
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>>4747156
>>4751507
same voice
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>>4744784
that's just Electro from Spider-Man
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>>4728314
There's no way a cat would ever be able to do this, unless..?
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>>4754797 >>4760781 idk he's pretty good with them grabbers
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>>4756119
thats sounds like you just made all that up
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>>4743278
That's unpossible
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>>4743199
>better story than one of the worst mangas/shows ever made
YA THINK?
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>>4761334
Maw-Rays
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>>4761417
is this real?
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>>4751698
Look at those kids' complexion and hair texture, guy.
If their father IS outside, this clip would be the least explainable thing in this whole thread.
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>>4726104
Kino.
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>>4728314
WTF is that real?!
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>>4756127
That ghost's name? Inertia
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>>4726346
this is Jinn
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>>4762497
>female name
of course
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>>4756144
Most people in this condition are happy to live when we just take care of them. They're born that way and don't feel as if they've lost something. When you get to know them, they're normal inside.
But the idea is to treat them like you would treat any other people, and not considering them as ungodly monsters like in this retarded webm.
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>>4733118
I wanna go back bros
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>>4762905
That person isn't there mentally, but feel free to be retarded.
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>>4743811
I spray farted shit all over my new $7500 couch.
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>>4764231
The venom acts fast, anon. I hope your doing ok.



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