>>4653906Cute. Is there more?
>>4653901can someone please post the tyre causing chaos webm with the song
>>4653901it's a slick misdirection, but the fucked up knife gets swapped out at 8 seconds for the red handled knife on the table.
>>4654186nta but banger song when paired with the video for some reason
>>4654316I didn't even see that as misdirection, I thought it was meant to be a 3-knife demo, but you're right.The other misdirection is that there are two meats, the first that he uses the fucked up knife to cut was probably soft enough that the super dull knife could have pushed through it.
>>4653906I miss highschool.
>>4653901what happened to the previous thread?
>>4654138anyone got it without the edit?
>>4654511maybe the manager of the hotel called people to beat up the kids that are "bullying" the old guy. my best guess. Probably everyone in the video is a retarded faggot. hope they are all shot by the ccp
>>4654750holy shit, is he ded?
>>4654876he made a full recovery but had an unrelated heart attack when he walked out of the hospital, killing him instantly.
>>4653906Filmed by the janitor fapping at the security footage at 10pm.
HOW DARE ANY OF YOU POST ANYTHING THAT COULD BE VIEWED AS POSITIVE. THE CHILDREN HERE ARE TERRIFIED OF CHIN.
Does someone have the crazy tiktok kino with the leafblower, trashcan, and umbrella?
>>4654556put a bag over her head and she's good to go (Y)
>>4654562dr eggman if he real
>>4654316>>4654392yeah it was pretty obvious
>>4654606To test the limits of their power
>>4654876He's alive but gonna be a vegetable.Search mirror concert hong kong
>>4653901do you think the girl dressed fancy just like him is part of the crowd or in on the scam?
>>4654606Smash proof TV, dude. don't you watch Linus?!?
>>4655005What i love is how the pre-recorded vocal is still playing
>>4656626>look up what a linus is supposed to be>its the channel of a yellowfever fag featuring his obese neckbeard, soiboy, ricecel and homosexual underlings>but it gets worse - theyre canadian
>>4654918I don't, but I'm intrigued.
>>4653902>I wish that were me...
>>4656842I don't know what I expected, but it is indeed kino.
>>4654552what's going on there?
>>4656634the voice literally stopped after the accident though
>>4656842I hate to admit it, but based.Probably CCP propaganda to give China a nice face for the world.
>>4656633i think its from Chili Con Carnage
>>4654750Someone has video where korean (?) idol get epileptic seizure or something and rest of the group just keep on dancing?
>>4654316>it's a slick misdirectionit was obvious and it only managed to cut a sausage
>>4654859what the fuck lmfao
>>4657507I got you
>>4657687Lmao, thank you.
>>4657687Savage>>4654344Safety first (around Jason and his kin)>>4654138Somebody should do a metal cover of this.
>>4657687Hong kong is china. one day it will become this.
>>4657687it's hard to believe this is fucking real. I am flabbergasted
>>4654880This is so hilarious and as a compliment, I wish your mother dies in the same way too.
>>4656633I got you bro, it's a bangerhttps://youtu.be/sG23rZifKgQ
>>4657705This gives some serious uncanny valley vibes
>>4657839>it's hard to believe this is fucking real. I am flabbergastedThere are genunely helpful people in mainland China, but they are a small subset of the population. Chinese idols are a very competitive industry, so the girls keep on their show unless the show manager tells them to stop.
>>4654750It's no wonder they charge so little for labor. They fucking suck ass at it.
>>4657395Wtf is this smell my finger gesture
>>4657395Why these men have such a feminine hands...
>>4658907The group in the video is Korean, but could see the same thing in China.
>>4653901I was at the edge of my seat with my butthole tightly clenched expecting at any moment for him to put a dog on that table and just blowtorch the face "because it makes the meat softer" or something
>>4657395Source on the songs?
>>4659826Her mom is really, really bad at acting
>>4653901what a horrible language
>>4654344what the fuck
>>4657395at first i was like oh theyre trying to be anime kawaii. but this is china and i saw the last thing with all of them... is this china's interpretation of scene? like cringey middle schoolers in 2009?
>>4657887She's halfway frozen like that because she's nervous but pushing through. I assume she's in love with whoever's filming. Or some other scenario where she wants him to like her
>>4660896>>4657887It's her manager so she's nervous because he's the man in charge and she's afraid of upsetting him with her reaction. I'll show the real uncanny deal - this is a real neurological disease right there.
>>4660889I found some more info:https://radii.co/article/shamate-documentaryhttps://youtu.be/m5o6vP0Obdghttps://youtu.be/gVKjwc5Cx-U
>>4659836These were the original songs that came with the videos which I pulled from the Tiktok account (also provided in the metadata of the WebM). https://www.tiktok.com/@masterdd4This is definitely not my personal taste in music, so I have no clue, but I tried Shazam with varying results:1. 凤舞九天 (架子鼓版) 王亚鹏 & 一人众天 - https://youtu.be/WjlE93KB1DI2. INNDRIVE - Oriente (Original Mix)3. to short, the results are always nonsense and every time different4. Sabina Senior & Lindsay Morris - It feels like a giant star5. same as 1.6. Patrick Metzker ft. Andria Marie & Gemeni - Cantina (TAITO Remix)
>>4657687SHOW MUST GO ON
>>4653901i want her to protect me!
>>4657700is this lowkey a manual on making improvised explosives or something??
>>4661445thank you king
>>4658987>Unlike in the West where a nigger kills an Asian seniorthis is insane -- chinaman spotted
>>4660903is she having a seizure??
>>4660860That's hilarious, with her crestfallen disappointment.
>>4660882The word for "uhh", " um" etc in Chinese sounds a lot like "nigger" in English. He is explaining the Chinese that live around blacks to avoid saying "uh"/"um" to avoid a chimp out. It's pretty funny.>>4659825This chick is pretty funny. She is saying something about her cutie pie, freakin weird but hilarious.
>>4654344This guy is gonna get a lot of Chinese foreigners killed. Black thugs have nothing to lose.
>>4663733Good, the ones in the west are insufferable lefty cunts.
>>4663733He's telling them not to say a common Chinese word that sounds like nigger when around blacks. He is warning them to be never relax basically.
>>4657705Who this? Not gonna lie shes cute
>>4654186this video and song just makes it feel like a bittersweet story about the adventures of a tire. almost shed a tear
>>4657705They're both cute but the girl in the blue...
>>4662351She was buffering
>>4657395I saw that episode of Nathan Barley
So I heard China is provoking World War 3
>>4659848reminds me of the tim i went to china and got a monkey job. The staff were all pretty chinese women. The boss use to come in and fuck a random girl then go out. All the girls were smart one had degrees. One ended up pregnant and had a big fight with the boss and his wife. I think some of them ended up leaving and getting jobs some place else.
>>4657687what the absolute fuck is wrong with those people
>>4660903You've got an 11 second window as far as I see it. Can you cum inside of her within 11 seconds? Are you a man or a pussy? Decide
>>4657687this was a korean band they had to keep going cos they had a playback and if they stopped it would look like they were lip synking security should have stepped in
>>4665766any other stories? must be insane
>>4654325This is just like my manhuas.
>>4660870Pangzai the legend
>>4654859please do this with sound
>>4656731Theres black and theres this
>>4654186They built a wall to keep the mongols out, but didnt expect the enemy from within.
>>4657267he was wearing chrome hearts
>>4654316Its not a misdirection. The knives don't even look the same and he puts them down in different places.
>>4664226https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f6gDZlZTQ0The name of the song is "Free as the Wind" kek
>>4657395why are these hideous but >>4657705 these are cute?is anyone who is a master in racism and physiognomy tell me which region has the cute looking women? are those han chinese?
>>4662022>modern Dynasty Warriors male character desingAnd no, don't bring up Zheng He
>>4659825>>4659824>>4659826post more funny. and who this?
>>4655005China zero covid policy, 2022 colorized
>>4657705holy the amount of cute feet just out in the open like that...
>>4657687Soulless human beings
>>4660883And people say chinks arent funny.
>>4653902All else aside I'm impressed by their ability to do that in those shoes.
>>4654880Many such cases
>>4654344The niggers are becoming a problem in China, especially the ones imported into guangzhou. They are honestly an incomparable race with us, we look upon them and their actions in pure disgust, not even in the sense that we are racists but in the sense that it is almost impossible for us to actually like a real black person.Business on the other hand, have kept us from directly insulting the nigs. For example, Africa is basically a colonial paradise for us, we land in Africa with decades of experience of handling corruption, we basically slaughter the states with very low levels of corruption fees, the niggers are far easier to deal with than the ccp, they are cheap to buy. Africans enjoy cheap goods and hand over their labour for mere pennies, the soil of old Rhodesia is Perfect for tabacco, that is our main source of income. The place is the same paradise of the 90s where we businessmen drove black plated imported mercs and treated laws as a suggestion. Life was golden in the oligarchy right up until Xi took office, that was when the beginning of the end began. Nowadays, it is unclear how long the rich have left, developers are basically all fined to bankruptcy along with many other industry leaders. The only way I saved my hide is from Africa.In short, we should be careful around the nigger, he can make us rich or dead
>>4667937It's a Chinese subculture popular among working class kids, it's usually not the really conventionally attractive and popular kids that are drawn to subculture
>>4657687>mirror concert hong kongshe was too ahead in the song, by the dramatic part
>>4670177this is the chink thread, gooklover.
>>4656626>don't you watch Linus?!?No, thank God. I'm not a fucking nerd.
>>4664227yeah, she's really pretty
>>4659074Meant to look like the top half of a heart symbol
>>4662383now this is gaming
>>4670078not sure about africa but most of asia is filled to the brim with nigerians and africans caught smuggling drugs and selling drugs. Taiwan Singapore japan they all have blacks in there jails.
>>4654848>>4654511>>4654325blue shirt nigga dead
>>4662383>>4659825who is she?
>>4659824>>4659825>>4659826found her her name is Big Yao Yao (Black Bear)
The mystery of the missing broom (GONE WRONG) (GONE ADORABLE)
she kinda looks korean but whatever
>>4657267gang war in a women's prison
>>4654556Average Chinese woman
>>4671488Oh, so it's staged? Sad. Looked nice.
Someone has that baby duck webm.
>>4671463That woman loves to give blowjobs.
>>4656731>see all these linus meme reaction meme images>see that he is pretty loved figure>decide to check out>that nassaly voice>chink wifeThats a pass for me dawg.
>>4670325>btfos ugly creep>still gives phone with panty image to the handsome guy minding his own business
>>4654325Epic glad I waited
>>4671463that's a keeper right there
>>4672010chinese arya stark?!
>>4660897she looks like shes subject to constant abuse
>>4659848Each and every one of them. In order.
>>4660897I think I love her boyfriend...
>>4670813Half expecting them to ignite a defenceless animal to 'soften the meat' or something
buy chinese gf
>>4670078Yeah, Africa will become the China of China. Thing is, will individualism or the ccp win inside China?
>>4658907when I saw that dude in grey cross the road in jogging speed I was unironically thinking he was going to AT LEAST check if she's alive. literally just passed her by as if it was roadkill.
>>4653902At least somewhere still markets things based on durability
>>4656842The silent film era is alive and well in china, goddamn kek
>>4653901i spent the entire time watching that expecting someone to lose an arm or finger
>>4658907chinese law is also weird where if you check on a hurt person or attempt to provide medical care you become liable for their condition
>>4659074They finger each other's ass holes and sniff
>>4659848my opinion of china changed 1080° after watching this webm
>>4659848what's happening here? must be some kind of "speed casting" for a modeling agency>>4672007source is Echo Yue btw
>>4674722It's:>POV you're getting introduced to your co-workers
>>4659824>>4659825>>4659826sexsex with cute bug girl
>>4654325I have a saying "Don't go around kicking stray dogs."You never know who you're fucking with when starting shit with a stranger they could cower in fear or maul the fuck out you. He was pushing the old man around and was getting away with it, but when fat guy showed up he tried pulling the same shit and I don't know if he was a gang boss or has connects or protect but that seems to have been his undoing. It was satisfying seeing a bunch of dude come out of that elevator and fucking him. He had so many chances to just walk away and leave it. The old man even tried to shake his hand and end it and fat boss even tried to squash it but he put his hands on fat boss.
>>4654344Mike Tyson had this problem when on the set of Ip Man because I think the Mandarin word for but or interjection is niga. And He was getting heated until his translator explained it just sounded the same and there was no disrespect.
>>467149579.9% of everything you see from China is all optics
>>4662383Lost it at the awp
>>4670812You can just see the adult standing there, ordering the kids and filming it all. Fucking roaches.
>>4659824>>4659825>>4659826In the West, this girl would be rich off of fame.In China, she's going to become a sex slave to CCP officials after she vanishes.
Cute optics then.
>>4660150Every language would sound horrid when yelled like that.
>>4656842is the granny changing cloth like a super sayan kinda upgrade
>>4658907>it's hard to believe this is fucking real. I am flabbergastedIt's just another thursday in china though
>>4665846yea alright but what will I do with 10 secs left?
>>4674741Stop being desperate man. Besides, she is using filters. You can see it flicker when she looks to the side at 14 seconds. But you got to be really quick to pause it at the right time.
>>4659838Noice, straight into the breeding position
>>4660903>When the boss waits for your finishing attack.
>>4670615Most nerds agree linus is fucking retarded. I thought it was all an act until he did the Linux series and nuked Gnome while installing all the closed 32bit bulshit for gaming.
>>4676916Seems about right. Remember how China makes fake copies of everything and sells it for cheap.
>>4675139When Chinese people feel like they have any kind of advantage or standing over someone, they become unfathomably arrogant and entitled. They truly fuck around and find out sometimes and get fucking dead. Like this blue shirt dude in the video - he was being a complete piece of shit because apparently...the old man tried to close the elevator doors? Unless he said something (unlikely), he didn't have any excuse for being an asshole to the old man and just kept pushing it and pushing it because that's how Chinese people are for some reason. They have some kind of weird obsession with being cruel to whoever or whatever they can get away with being cruel to, probably because of repressed feelings of rage because they live in a soulless bug society where human life is worth less than dirt because of overpopulation.
>>4654344This dude is explaining that "nigger" is a word that will make Americans chimp out, so be careful because "um" in Chinese sounds like you're saying "nig" and can get you shot.
>>4677367I hope you don't get got for this post anon. Because you can say nigger across 4chan and 4channel but go help you if you talk bad about the Chinese.
>>4656842how the FUCK are we supposed to compete
>>4662051yes they hand it out in the military
>>4654562Literally that one God Hand dude from Berserk.
>>4677367This blog post still makes complete sense, even you change the word "Chinese" into "American".
>>4677368>speaking your own native language may get you shot in AmericaWhat kind of backwards monkey are living in America?
>>4679070Calm down, chang.
>>4676140>parents just cant make kids do stuff
>>4679070It's just thin-skinned peopleThin-skinned people with guns.When you hurt their feelings, they unhurt themselves by hurting you physically.
>>4676916is this what "beer goggles" is like? I've never experienced that before but does morph the perception similar to this
>>4661878>SHOW MUST GO ONnew filename for filename thread
>>4657705damn that looks like the girl i sat behind in hs a million years ago
>>4657839>>4665840>>4668883Aww don't be such pussies. People came to see a performance, the show must go on as it were. Too much money riding on it to stop the concert and have to reimburse everyone. Its like how when you lacerate yourself on the job ya stem the bleeding and keep working till you have the downtime or are relieved and can check if it needs stitches. Also none of these kids are doctors, tf you expect them to do?
>>4676924what in the fuck did i look at just now
>>4658907read some post from an anon a while ago chronicling his adventures dealing with chinks in the steel industry and one of them was how he got stuck paying for some random guy's medical care out of pocket just because he was the one that brought him to the hospital.
>>4657395>>4660889>>4667937Its a subculture called 杀马特 (Shā mǎ tè). Basically poor rural youth travel to the big cities to get shit jobs in factories, and because they're outsiders with no 'face' to begin with, they get into this weird sorta punk culture scene. Since everyone is poor they buy lots of weird knockoff brands and shit. It's basically just a way for these outcasts to find other outsiders they can socialize with in the big cities.
>>4680938>>4680939>>4680942>>4680943>>4680946this satisfies my coom brain so much
I wish I were rich so I could get a sexy gold digging chinese girl.
>>4677367i'm anti-vax, anti-mask, but this is a legit case of an at risk elderly person not wanting to be in an enclosed space with others.
>>4680820>that copypasta is 10 years oldlurk moar newfag
>>4680751cute but someone picked a poor song
>>4667937The ugly ones are from the countryside and the cute ones are most likely from the city. But these girls look like it's their job to be cute so... I don't knowIf you want an explanation on why rural Chinese are uglier it has something to do with them being rapebabies or something I don't remember
>>4680938the boobs are a bit much but the ass is fine
>>4681521More like it's got a lot to do with city people having access to cosmetics and surgeries.
>>4657886always thought it was an original song from the game total overdose
>>4656842troll physics if he real
>>4673413i think i read somewhere that that's not an problem anymore and that law is no longer in effect but it's so ingrained in them that they must high tail it outta there like it's road kill. This'll only change if they make a bunch of PSAs about it and hope the next generation isn't as soulless
>>4660860holy shit so asians actually have eyelids but they go inside like inverted nipples in hentai
>>4676140did you never cook when you were kid, you'd help your mom cut vegetables or do some mundane things and be overjoyed to feel important. While this might be much for most kids there's an adult recording so if something goes wrong he'd intervene
>>4670813i still don't get why they make these bombs just for some popcorn, this webm has no sound but in the original it sounds like a grenade exploding
>>4672007haha, el bobos
>>4676920bayonetta if she real
>>4680836is the opening shot supposed to be a knock off time square? i know china likes to make knock off landmarks for some reason
>>4660860OK that one is actually good
>>4676924Not sure if the person is still alive...
>>4660896hang on some girls acted like this to me at work, i thought they were just being playful?
>>4680635>>4681714You have earned +10 social score from the glorious CCP. All praise Winny the Poo!
where is my cute bug gf? why are jews telling me to kill them?
>>4681722No stupid AmericanThat is Xi Chow Shur Li Guang Ding Square dumb Americans copied China
>>4681678the new boss fight looks amazing lmao
>>4676140Learn how to cook.
>>4659842Ah yes, the old snake on the cucumber trick, a classic.
>>4681521>rapebabiesno, just multigenerational inbred cousinfuckers same as hillbillies anywhere else in the world. some villages were 40% extended family, and these weren't even in geographically isolated locations, just a matter of a successful farming family buying up land from bad farmers and "keeping the land in the family" afterwards.
>>4660870i really wanna know what this coctail is called and what the idea/history is behind it