>>4580603>What was that?!Nerve gas. It's the same old stupid jokes for almost 20 years now
>>4580603>2022-06-17So, happened yesterday? Where did you get this?
>>4580603lil weather report has some lit sneaker ngl
>>4580727that went pretty well
>>4580722more like this pls
>>4580835Electro nerve gas?>>4580624Hey, OP. I did it again. :D
>>4580949multiple shootersCIA is responsibleno, i will not elaborate
>>4581014Beautiful stupidity
>>4581081>he thinks anybody would actually want to hear more schizo ramblings
>>4580954HE NEED SOME MILK
>>4580835Some kind of wasp?
>>4581113its on topicyou might not like it pleb, but this is how history gets defined
>>45810810 shootersFBI is responsible I will elaboratehttps://odysee.com/@ConspiracyReality:3/00033---Las-Vegas-Shooting-Exposed:b
>>4581225really? you watch this and you think his behavior is because of an insect?
>>4581054No fucking way, the gas smell would be nauseating at this level.
>>4582093the "gas smell" we're used to is added in, i can only assume sandniggers cheap out on it, or they're just ignoring it because "duh there's gas - the stove is not lighting!"
>>4582127The gas smell is trace amounts of sulfur, it's usually a byproduct and there is no reason to cheap out on it because the large gas plants use it to detect leaks, gas detectors can detect sulfur easier than specific hydrocarbon detectors so they are much cheaper.
>>4580954
>>4582138alright maybe not then>>4581306honestly actually shooting some people is way easier then hiring lots of actors
>>4581257The topic is not flavor of the day schizo conspiracy bullshit, it's sfw gifs
>>4582505Good thing cia mischief isnt a flavor of the day conspiracy then
>>4580727>AIGHT
>>4580722Anyone have the actually video without the gay ending?
>>45813813rd worlder detected.
>>4582147Prime psycho reaction to being corrected over something you thought you knew or assumed you knew because "sandniggers" were involved. Get evaluated, psychonigger.
>>4582505>it's sfw gifs>gifslook at the first postyou can see a title there, its generally the topic of the threadwelcome to 4chan newfag and go kys
>>4582556https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vy5m91apK7c&ab_channel=ActiveSelfProtection
>>4582159this is why you don't strap your hands down lmfao.. his shoulders will probably never be the same.. probably completely dislocated his humerus and the ligaments and if he's unlucky tore some of his rotator cuff,
>>4580835Song source:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLW5ijGIAaI
>>4580829Something I've noticed. Blacks are pretty matriarchally driven as a social dynamic. Why is that?
>>4580835That's not possession, that's severe brain damage.
>>4581113The fact that you think nefarious government conspiracies are the exclusive property of day-dreaming schizophrenics in spite of direct evidence which serves as damning refutations of this sentiment, especially when that evidence comes directly from declassified United States Government documents, is proof alone that they've constructed a disbelieving, apathetic class made up of people like yourself with deliberate intent. Or they've constructed a very obvious disinformation firm. Or hell, maybe even both.But you're dead wrong either way, I'd just like to point that out.
>>4582505>Is earnestly surprised to see anti-government sentiment on 4chan of all placesThinking you should go back.
>>4583787>why is thatNo dads around? Pretty fucking evident. Do you think the guy in that video is the dad of that kid?What I don't understand is how black guys grow up to love their mothers so much when all they did was screech and beat them. Stockholm-like syndrome?
>>4583799I've noticed that the women are the dominant ones in their culture. They order the food, they're the ones who do the talking in stores, they lead the male figures in their groups in public, it's just interesting to note.
>>4582147damn that mrap went flying. wonder how surviveable that was; have heard pretty crazy mrap survival stories.
>>4583800Why do you think it was so easy for the Brits to enslave them? They're the most submissive group on Earth.
>>4583889Fascinating.
>>4583890https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hglyRJXCNCM
>>4583890>>4583895This is Ben. He’s an old Joe that lived around here for a long time. I mean a long damn time. Ben here, took care of my daddy and my daddy’s daddy and until he up and keeled over one day, Ben took care of me. Growing up the son of a huge plantation owner in Mississippi puts a white man in contact with a whole lot of black faces. I’ve spent my whole life here, right here, in Candie-land surrounded by black faces. Seeing them everyday, day in day out, I only had one question: Why don’t they kill us? Now, right out there on that porch, three times a week for fifty years, Old Ben here would shave my daddy with a straight razor. Now, if I was Old Ben, I would’ve cut my daddy’s goddamn throat and it wouldn’t have taken my fifty years to do it! But he never did. Why’s that? You see, the science of phrenology is crucial to understanding the separation of our two species. In the skull of the African man, the area associated with submissiveness is larger than any human - or any other subhuman - species on planet Earth.Examine this piece of skull. Notice three distinct dimples here, here, and here. Now, if I was holding the skull of Isaac Newton or Galileo, these three dimples would be found in the area of the skull most associated with creativity. This is the skull of Old Ben and in the skull of Old Ben, unburdened by genius, these three dimples exist in the area of the skull most associated with submissiveness. Now, bright boy, I will admit you are pretty clever. But, if I took this hammer here and I bashed in your skull with it, you would have the same three dimples in the same place as Old Ben.
>>4582572meds now>>4583799t. batman
>>4583742thanks homie
>>4580835>>4583790No, seizure. And yes sometimes seizures will involve strange hallucinations or mind states.
>>4584822Look at the way his arms curl up. That is indicative of brain trauma of a kind.
>>4583949wow
>>4580722lost
>>4582142Save those for discord, why don't you?
>>4582134That would have been a lot better if the guy recording it were to shut the fuck up.
>>4583799It's a fear you can't really describe. When you're abused by a woman from a young age you learn that violence, pain, poverty, it all pales in comparison to having someone who you have a deep love for (your mother, they're your only caretaker) look down on or demean you. You care more about having the title of being a "man" than you care about your own life, a mothers approval becomes everything. Add that to the peer pressure of a young man and you end up with a very volatile mindset. Especially as people often aren't sympathetic toward masculine outbursts and emotions deemed as "toxic".
>>4582565im american
>>4586280>im americanSaid no American ever.
>>4585986>Especially as people often aren't sympathetic toward masculine outbursts and emotions deemed as "toxic".They are if niggers do them.
>>4580727nigga was lucky those shrubs broke his fall.
>>4585007Shut up faggot.
>>4585181
>>4587601He's right. Go back to Discord, lar********.
>>4580829Kid spews, better belt him
>>4587815Wrong person.But I'm very curious who you thought I was, because I was the one to cut that webm.As well as this one.
And this one.
>>4581054fucking looney tunes kek
>>4581054Those people just can't help but explode.
>>4580603
>>4587604Anyone seen any fucking fat reddit niggers around here.
>>4584823You've never seen what a seizure looks like have you.
>>4588560Yeah, the police down the street just did one.
>>4583802pretty sure that would have broken all necks involved
>>4580722That was unexpected lol
>>4580949Dude tell me this was an edit and they weren't actually playing THAT song during the shooting? Could have sworn it was a country music show
>>4581054Worst nightmare right there... Microwave explosion terrifies me also
>>4582134So based. The aggressor got his ass handed to him by the dude that didn't even want to get violent
If you're ever in this scenario:>>4585986That is, on top of ice prone to breaking, get on your belly immediately. Distribute your weight across a wide net instead of being a big bowling pin focusing your weight in one spot. It's your only chance keep moving safely.
>>4582159Oh no, the girls were watching and they cringed at him. Poor guy
>>4589092Yeah and once he hit the ground that was it.No beating him when he was down, which is the GAYEST thing one could ever do.
>>4589050Actual retard
>>4589062based horse
>>4583742Why did you link this faggots channel? Btw I support a gunless America. Ihopebidentakesallllllllllyourgunswithprejudice.
>>4580835aren't you not supposed to tug a person when they're having a seizure? idk i might be retarded
>>4589072>woman just walks over actual injured dudeWhat a cunt.
>>4589092The aggressor looked like he'd never even SEEN a fight before, let alone thrown a punch.
>>4589370in the US you can get sued if you try to help and make something worse. Like if a person with a neck injury ends up being paralyzed, and you tried to move them around, they can blame you for it and get paid. Its like the thing in china where if you hit someone with your car, you're responsible for their hospital costs, unless they die.
>>4589116I don't think there's a single video around here, where a bystander chooses to help and does the right thing. Instead they seem to think that being unconscious is what's killing someone, so they jostle and jerk them around trying to wake them up, when they actually need left alone until the ambulance gets there.
>>4583899Its funny because political correctness makes the left claim that this was unscientific and has been debunked. But they won't tell you about cranial capacity. Because they couldn't debunk it.
>>4587815What does this mean? How do you "go back" to discord? Mine's always running and I just use it to chat with my few old gaming friends who don't play anymore, and my brother. I don't know how trannies and redditors can "be from" discord or why anyone would think that's a thing, when trannies are a vast minority. Where I live, I've never even seen one.
>>4589110>Ihopebidentakesallllllllllyourgunswithprejudice.Keep hoping
>>4589575>unless they die.Moral of the story, reverse into them
>>4589079I want a version of this that just cuts at the 7 second mark
>>4589072
>>4589575>in the US you can get sued if you try to help and make something worse.What are Good Samaritan laws, you retard?
>>4589575That is absolutely untrue. You can actually be charged for not doing anything and filming, but honestly trying to help is covered under Good Samaritan laws. The only time you can be held liable is if you are a licensed medical professional and cause damage, and that still has to be proven in court, and it's extremely hard to win a case like that.
>>4589076What caught fire?
>>4589588Ok faggot, got any more excuses?faggot
>>4583949>average 21st century relationship.webm
>>4589882Hard to tell, but it looks like it was the car
>>4581014fucking lmao
>>4589882Dude filled his car with gas/butane (can't remember) and tried to kill himself
>>4589052What the hell could she have even done here? Also the first time I jumped off the high dive I panicked and landed face/belly first.
>>4589575https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good_Samaritan_law#/media/File:Dutytohelp.png
>>4589575>in the US you can get sued if you try to help and make something worse.No that's China you fucking retard.
>>4580727>if I fall you gonna diecurious logic
>>4589084Idiot.
>>4581054>when every recipe in your family cookbook is a bomb
>>4581081I mean it's pretty obvious the official story is false when he fires 200 rounds between 800-1000RPM (the mag capacity and variable firerate of an M249 SAW) with no malfunctions using only a few ARs with a bumpstocks.
>>4585986>>4589093Look at the reeds behind him. That water is probably shallow enough for him to stand in
>>4589575>in the US you can get sued if you try to help and make something worse.Wrong, retard. Kill yourself you actual nigger.
>>4590480from that distance is very easy to die if you dont fall on your legs
>>4590497Read it again.>if I fall, you will die
>>4590385for starters don't go in the big one if its your 1st time
>>4582138While what we *smell* is sometimes the sulphur dioxide caused by exposing the odorizer chemicals to air, the chemical in "natural gas" itself is not naturally occurring and must be added. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Odorizer
>>4589370>Yes, I, with no medical training, should clearly assist this person who may have spinal injuries despite them being in absolutely zero imminent danger of becoming further injured
>>4589069jesus christ was there ever a gayer 'sporting' event than speed walking?
>>4589867Not every state has them you fucking boner-biting dick-sucking cow-jerking faggot retard holy fuck you're stupid I hate when you faggots come up with shitposts like this and act all aggressively like what you say is the end all be all kill yourself you faggot n, n, n, nigger.
>>4590571the death march is the best part of the summer games
>>4590684Nice spamming/flooding, shame that's not something that can be reportedohwait.
>>4589575>>4589770You're thinking of China, who have recently amended their laws to also be more in line with Good Samaritain type laws and making killing an injured person a worse offense than injuring them with your car, after getting shidded on by the rest of the world for basically encouraging their populace to drive over injured people.
>>4590536Not saying she should help, but at least don't walk over the dude. There's more than one exit and plenty of windows.
>>4589071thats pretty scary
>>4580624The real joke is that we haven't put regulations in place to stop this hazard from killing thousands of people a year.
>>4582134Never fuck with a guy named Big Al
>>4580603>not thunderstruck.webm
>>4589806FUCKING KEK
>>4590178elaborate
>>4590178>jaded
>>4589053>YOOOUUUU!>I wanna take you to a gay bar!
>>4590856I'll give you that; I think they just panicked and went for the most visible exit. There's a reason every plane flight begins with pointing out all the different exits; if they didn't, most people would just charge forwards for the ones they can see or remember using, which may not be the closest or safest to use.
>>4590607>>4590685
>>4591487Fucking furfaggot.
>>4591018Because it's not nerve gas, it's adult sudden death syndrome and there isn't any regulation to put in place because there's absolutely nothing to do about it. It's the newest health crisis 2022 has in stock for us, you should absolutely panic
>>4580722Lovely
>>4580829Kid Doesn't stand a chance
>>4580949
>>4589058
>>4593520keked and checked
>>4593520manlet learning his place in the world
>>4593669>checked
>>4589079Almost like a cartoon with the hub rolling off
>>4590607you're trying too hard, newfag
>>4590491Yes, but why find out the hard way?
>>4591875Yes... that is curious...
>>4591875Take your meds, /pol/tard.
>>4590138Why spend billions on nuclear weaponsWhen all ehy need is a decent sized tyre with some good velocity behind it.
>>4590536You don't have to do anything of the sort just wait with them so they don't panic and end up doing something stupid and you make observations on their current state of their physical condition and state of mind. None of this requires medical training, just basic psychology because they're probably scared or in shock so it's best to try and keep them calm until medical aid arrives.
>>4590623Runners acidosis can kill ya.
>>4594224But they're walking anon
>>4580624and it still triggers the shit out of you, that's why I love it
>>4594737>triggers the shit out of youThat's a bit of an overstatement, the closest description would be "very mild annoyance in some rare moments". Idk why you would think it "triggers the shit out of me", it's a really, really minor thing to even care about
>>4593669checked what exactly?
>>4587841por pendejo
>>4587841Dumbass kid chugged mentos and coke. Indoors.Fucking idiot deserved it.
>>4590178Made me kekHere's a (you)
>>4588049If this dog and cat were to fuck, what would come out?
>>4595584(You)
>>4595589That would be a biological impossibility, sweetie. Yikes.
>>4591875So it was a glownigger operation, got it. I'm starting to finally come around to the idea that government has, and will always be, the original "Organized Crime". Because nobody does it better than those fucking faggots.
>>4581081k. keep me posted
>>4589071that's probably very heavy
>>4595584ur brother cuz ur dad a pussy n ur mom a bitch fucking nerd
>>4595553I want to ride this.
>>45956112/10Rattle your noggin a little harder for me next time and come up an answer that can entertain for longer than 2 seconds, boy.
>>4589075This really does not that "at the carwash" song in the background.
>>4589116Is it not standard practice to teach the "layover"?>Person goes limp and unresponsive>You carefully put them down on their side while making sure to support their neck/head so that it isn't in an akward position or gets jerked around>Position their arms and legs as supports for their body and head so that they don't end up on their back or stomach>If they are not limp (aka are having a seizure or something) you take something nontoxic and soft but firm and try to put it in their mouth so that they don't shatter their teeth or swallow their own tongue (something like a shirt/jacket arm or larger toilet paper roll)>If you are unable to without getting your fingers torn off or hurting the person, just try to keep their head in a slightly forward and downwards facing position so that their tongue can't fall into the back of their mouth>In either case, you call an ambulance, follow the operators instructions and STAY with the person in question to make sure that they are as safe as possible until the ambulance arrives and takes over.
>>4583787>>4583800>I've noticed that the women are the dominant ones in their culture. They order the food, they're the ones who do the talking in stores, they lead the male figures in their groups in public, it's just interesting to notethis is whyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkGrYrc5TPI
>>4595555Quads of the CHADS.Based
>>4582134Showing up with a burgerking headset on. Dont pick a fight with a guy who holds his cigarette in his mouth.
>>4589059Beep Beep Richie!
>>4589062that horse watches too much WWE
>>4589882dude hit play on his mix tape
>>4589806dammit lol
>>4580692Asking Zeus where did he get that thunder as if he was a plebeian, wtf, man, from Hephaistos, who else?
>>4590569better hope that didn't actually puncture anything vital...
>>4594240yeah, walking to death
>>4589071>>4590864>>4595609I feel a bit silly
>>4580949Wow. For no reason at all, huh? A middle aged man, you say? Surely his brother can shed some li-what’s that? Child porn, huh? Wow, what a coinkidink!
>>4590491That's not the point. The water is probably cold as fuck and you can get hypothermia.
>>4599276Don't be a wuss. Get yourself out of the water, dry off, and warm up.
>>4590480If you look closely the nigger has his hands full of clothes and someone elses belongings. I would wager money on the fact that the nigger was robbing the filmers house and was caught and ran to the balcony. He probably threatened them to pull him up but as you can see, no one was helping the robbing little nigger. So as a final act of defiancy he says if he falls, he's going to kill them. Then the hilarious outcome of nigger putty happens in the video and everyone at home watching is laughing at the niggers and their low IQ and violent tendencies play out against them.
>>4590569fucking morons
>>4590569just like getting a needle, totally
>>4590569>"take the jab" they said...
>>4582142>Shock.webm>streamer reaction video of a faggot>begs for content>calls others faggotFuck off little nigger zoomer.
>>4589053Why didn't anyone watching tell him about the car?
>>4589806lmao it's been a while since I heard this classic on 4chan
>>4598083Seems like it might've hit a kidney or perhaps one of the more sensitive lower back muscles.
>>4590138Tires are the pit bulls of China.
>>4593669>CheckedAnon...
>>4599314Kinda terrifying how they home in on unsuspecting victims
>>4589116I dont know if you are but he definitely is know lmfao
>>4595599Not a crime if you're at the head of the country
>>4580835what was that? nerve gas but unironically?