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you know what i'm talking about
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>>4553734
take away the beer and cheese and that's healthier than normal waffles, you're changing sugar and carbs for protein and animal fat
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>>4553732
Yes we know you're talking about these same 4 you post every time and abandon thread
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>>4554008
Yes yes good induction now post more.
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>>4553740
Yeah for cheap breakfast food hotdogs and eggs are a much better option than sweetbread and syrup
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>>4554008
Weird, I've seen the others but never the OP abomination.
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>>4554639
My cholesterol is too high bro, anything other than fucking fiber bread and celery sticks is a no go for me :/
They say keto is good for ldl, but they lie
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>>4555769
The cereal and dorito sandwiches aren't that bad, I put potato chips on a sandwich sometimes. The rest though are horrible.
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>>4553734
is beer and cheese a thing?
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>>4555686
Is this a cannoli?
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>>4553732
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>>4553734
The jews did this to my penis.
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>>4555762
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
JUST GIVE ME A BIG SHIT SIR
SHIT MY SHIT UP
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>>4555815
Is this guy dead yet?
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>>4555514
the chips are going to get soggy ಠ︵ಠ
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>>4556597
Why god
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>>4553740
>protein and animal fat
All these processed sausages are really bad and barely protein
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>>4555815
The meal you eat before losing 40lb on the world's most successful diet, dysentery.
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>>4556574
yeah, super common for "dipping" cheeses
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>>4553735
never understood mixing meat with sweets, also do they actually eat these things or just make them for "art" purposes
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>>4555527
2 strokes weren't enough.
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>>4553733
That's disgusting
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>>4555633
I know precisely how awful this would be for my body. And I wouldn't give two shits about that while devouring the entire thing. Then regretting it for the rest of the day because I feel bloated and slightly ill and quite sluggish. But goddamn it looks delicious.
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>>4553732
Looks like a fucking abscess.
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>>4555836
Dietary cholesterol doesn't really impact blood cholesterol that much it turns out.
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>>4558978
>>4553740

>Serving Size 1 Frank (53g), Amount Per serving: Calories 130, Calories from Fat 100, Total Fat 11g (17% DV), Saturated Fat 4g (20% DV), Trans Fat 0g, Cholesterol 45mg (15% DV), Sodium 480mg (20% DV), Total Carbohydrates 2g (1% DV), Fiber 0g, Sugars 1g, Protein 5g, Vitamin A 0%, Vitamin C 0%, Calcium 4%, Iron 4%.

All depends on if it fits your macros/diet. You can easily make waffles that are much better for you that taste just as good as normal ones, anyway, and substitute syrup for raw honey.
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>>4556597
>offseasonbulking.webm
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>>4559188
You've never heard of a glaze before?
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>>4555686
The grey cheese slop looks like straight up vomit.
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For me? Classic Japanese cuisine, of course.
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>>4555769
>5 unexpected food combinations
are they trying to imply people ACTUALLY do this?
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>>4556597
so they just got a load of different forms of oreos and milk and whisked it together? also are oreo pop tarts any good?
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>>4555664
>>4555514
These are mexican. The first one is tostilocos to be exact. Mexican street food is nuts. I went to get some helado and learned they had a "vino tinto" flavor and i was curious if it was just the taste of red wine or grenadine or something. Sure enough my gringo ass bit into a snow cone dressed with fucking dessert wine. In the desert heat it didn't even phase me. wonderful afternoon followed.
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>>4553734
What's the point of melting the cheese with water?
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>>4562189
To avoid it being burned.
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>>4556597
hahaha this motherfucker was digging in his nose off camera and then "massaging" the mixture
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>>4562054
That actually looks good
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>>4562696
Fuck is this abomination
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>>4555762

A cow died for this
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>>4553732
Anyone got the MegaMilk webm?
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>>4553733
Looks like pus
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>>4553734
chefclub is a fucking goldmine just google them
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>>4553733
>yes honey I'm 100% clean, no STDs at all
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>>4555746
wouldn't the fat accumulate on the bottom of the... whoa she's cute
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>>4562062
I love how he smiled sniffing the chicken
>>4562058
Probably the most traumatizing one in this whole thread
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>>4555762
Related
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>>4562696
Anemic looking chicken, the rest looks just like a mess
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>>4553732
I thought munchie boxes were a /ck/ thing
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>>4562054
ive seen this channel before. guy does all camping food and all his videos are pretty short.
cant find it right now though
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>>4555633
This should have stopped at the 23 second mark
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>>4563096

i'm with you 100%
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>>4562988
some men just want to watch the world burn
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>>4562696
>0:09
Goodbye tongs
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>>4553732
Looks wank, the beans ruin it.
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>>4555746
Imagine the smell
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>>4559951
kek
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>>4555769
hold on people dont put chips on pb&j
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>>4562046
why
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>>4553732
https://archive.org/details/rotatingfood5
https://archive.org/details/rotatingfood4
https://archive.org/details/rotatingfood3
https://archive.org/details/rotatingfood2
https://archive.org/details/rotatingfood
https://archive.org/details/rotatingfood6
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>>4557413
kek
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>>4553739
Yes that has a lot of butter, but at least this looks edible at the end. I swear most of the stuff they make is absolutely disgusting looking.
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>>4555746
Women really think this is cooking.
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>>4562046
This is the type of thing that will make you cum after a bit of bourbon and a bowl
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>>4562988
>this kills the weeb
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>>4559188
Amerifat tastlet detected
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>enjoy your chicken, sir
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For me, it's eggs.
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>>4553734
>not just slicing the hot dogs with a knife
what a fucking spastic retard
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>>4565043
>omg I love soul food!!
no wonder fats always say this
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>>4553739
I haven't had anything for 12 hours and this is the only one I'd eat
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>>4564569
Shut the fuck up you shelf personality.
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>>4559188
>never understood mixing meat with sweets

What are the odds this is the stupidest post I read today?

What are the odds the poster has no clue how many of the things he loves have profiles that contain both sweet and umami/savoury flavours?
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>>4565413
Like, you know McDonald's hamburgers? How they use brioche? They use those because they're sweeter than regular bread. So, you literally don't understand the point of experimenting in the same way that led to the creation of the most popular foods in the world.
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>>4562696

If you're just gonna jam all the shit on one plate why have it in different serving pots to begin with.
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>>4555769
frosted flakes and grilled cheese sounds kinda good
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>>4565361
>not eating for 12h
Nigger, that's called sleeping.
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>>4562988
>>4563415
>>4564830
There's a dish called chirashi-zushi that is basically this. It's great for lazy fucks like me who like sushi but hate assembling it.
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>>4563066
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGyt5axcq_yeBojI0o6Fhlg
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>>4555815
why isn't this eatable?
I mean 2000 years ago any man would accept it no questions asked
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>>4555686
at that point why is there even a wrap around the bread, everything is wet...
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>>4565043
wasn't this a school cafeteria
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>>4565934
humans were not eating raw chicken for sustenance 2000 years ago
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>>4565421
you type like a faggot and i don't eat mcdonalds
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>>4555769
okay i unironically do the oreo & orange juice one
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>>4565205

What's going on here? What's the sauce?
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>>4565864
The beef to everything else ratio is so wrong
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>>4565986
This always gets posted and I'd still always want to try it.
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>>4565864
Is counter cooking is the grossest shit. Also.imagine the foot long hair in your food. The that shit up you dirty bitch.
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>>4565449
I assume most people don't order a plate of everything.
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>>4565864
>>4566343
>>4566350
Everything else in that video is fucking heinous, but I want everyone to know that Rosarita nacho sauce is literally the best nacho sauce ever created from a factory. It's nearly as good as home made, and it's the only canned nacho cheese I ever buy. The one downside is they only come in those huge cans, but if you're having a big party it's a perfect zero effort snack to have ready, doubly so if you've got a fondue set.
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>>4562988
God damn americans
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>>4565591
>sleep for 12 hours
What, every day? Jesus.
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>>4565986
this would be one of the worst things you could possibly eat but i bet it tastes really good
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>>4557516
those are crisps bro.
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>>4565047
Cronenberg's chicken
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>>4564569
cut your hair, and the band you're in is shit.
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>>4565591
Americans don't sleep through the whole night, they have to wake up for pre-breakfast.
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>>4565205
you dont have to explain to me what happened, but you gotta eat all the eggs
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>>4562988
why not just get a poke bowl
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>>4559995
Holy cow.
I pity the Anons that don't understand French.
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>>4555686
do Italians really?
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>>4566736
It has apples in it..
How can it be bad for you?
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>>4567273
Après avoir mangé ca, je suis bourré
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>>4566861
Why are you doing this? :(
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>>4555769
>onions sauce looks like chocolate sauce on the vanilla ice cream
Step aside, toothpaste oreos. There's a new king in town.
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>>4564564
Yes. All women cook steak in the toaster moron. Also that's not a woman it's a girl.
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>>4565043
>>4565253
They call it Soul Food because you die and turn into a ghost after eating.
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>>4555633
Just serve me the fries on the side
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>>4562046
I know better, but desu I wouldrgr4k
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>>4567433
S'tun peu l'idée ouais...
But I think the cooking will get rid of the alchool...
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>>4562054
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>>4568856
What a fucker...
He forgot to put butter in his pan...
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>>4566713
Anyone ever visit a field growing melons?
Right around this time of year they grow 'em here, not for harvesting really, but nutrient rotation.
There's a smell that the heat and humidity create when the half rotten melons that haven't ever been turned over start to bake in the sun.
It's kind of standard rotten fruit, but also a little bit of elmer's paste.
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>>4553739

>butter
>lemon
>in the same place

NO YOU FUCKING CUNTS
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>>4568834
what in the name of god is all that?
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>>4559995
thank you for posting this anon
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>>4557516
>ಠ︵ಠ
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>>4553739
>$30 of butter to shittily roast a chicken
lol
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>>4565986
Had this at church once its actually amazing.
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>>4555527
does rare basically mean raw?
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>>4556597
HowToBasic?
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>>4562058
ILLEGAL
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>>4565047
wtf is going on here??
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>>4565205
topkek
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>>4571498
Noo.
Raw is totally uncooked.
Rare is the outer layer grilled, and the inside raw but hot.
Medium is still pink on the inside (so not fully cooked and still juicy)
Well done is fully cooked.

Here, he probably barely heated the inside, because of a too high temperature pan.
Lastly, you shouldn't cook minced steaks Rare, because the mincing incorporates a lot of bacteria. So medium at bare minimum, prefer well done.
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>>4568904
I have no idea.
But the taste will be awful, that's for sure.
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>>4573093
The sauces all look like strings of melted plastic, which unfortunately might be close to their true nature.
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>>4553732
Why did they add the beans?
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>>4568904
What is the purpose of this?
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>>4555527
But the whole purpose of serving food rare is that it sears the outer meat that is exposed to bacteria while the inner is sealed, minced meat is full of bacteria?
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>>4566739
>crisps
soggies
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Drunk Food
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Pommes around the World
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>>4568856
>inverted
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>>4565205
LMAO. SOMEONE ACTUALLY TOOK THE TIME TO DO THIS
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>>4553733
This literally looks like a gigantic zit cut in half full of pus and goop and gloop.
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>>4573456
No FUCKING way. Don't tell me this dude caused a sewage run-off to exit the toilet from this.
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>>4573611
it's obviously 3d animated, look at how slow the bottle flies around and how steady the camera is the whole time.
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>>4562696
>with extra mustache hair
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>>4573628
I'm blind as hell then
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>>4570818
>Meat & Fries In A Bag
Where is this from? I wanna live across the street from one of these guys.
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>>4573979
When you see how they handle the food, I won't buy from them...
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>>4573979
I'd say Peru or nearby.
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>>4573197
It seems he is practising doing teppanyaki but on a table instead of hot girdle.
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>>4573331
>Buzzfeed
>list of drunk foods
>no tripe soup in there anywhere
checks out
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>>4573209
get it from the butcher and let them mince it on the spot, you shouldn't be trusting mass produced ground beef nor raw eggs, but no problem if it comes from a clean place
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>>4562080
so a little wine on top would make you drunk ?
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>>4559995
Good one, but nothing beats the crepe with 2L of alcohol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_Mfl3qPGm0
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>>4574870
Wrong one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbxWMDdVSPY
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>>4561935
>50g
>Only 5g protein
>100g is 10g protein
You couldn't be more wrong if you tried.
Fuck off. Rice, oats and even tendies have more protein per 100g than goyfurters.
Also, have fun with your rectal cancer, with all the preservatives and colors they put into that shit.
IIFYM is only the base of the pyramid. It's the most important part of a healthy diet but eclipsed by factors like source and quality of calories. After you figure out your calories you look for ways to improve your diet.
Cheese is like 25-35g protein per 100g and has healthy naturally formed fat high in cholesterol, provided it's not American "cheese product" or whatever they call it. I will agree beer and dark spirits are wack, but still better than Jewish mystery meat.
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>>4574810
I don't understand how a butcher would change anything. Besides knowing what's the substituents of the mince.
Minced is still minced. Outside (e coli, feaces, salmonella, pus) is mixed with the inside (clean).
Always cook your burgers thoroughly.
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>>4573197
Benihana practice
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>>4574870
>>4574872
But that's exactly what the webm is.
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>>4565934
Because the livestock back 2000, heck, even 100 years ago wasn't that polluted with antibiotics, diseases, cancers and so forth. This is why you can eat raw fish, since it had little contact with man-made horrors. Theoretically you can eat most wild animals raw. Its literally what we did like 200,000 years ago. Some species like swine are more disease and parasites prone buy most should be fine.
Some people
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>>4565934
Life expectancy was 30 years.
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>>4562696
I used ro work in buffet inside of a casino in Vegas.
We had to empty the content of all the plates inside a dumpster before placing them inside the dish rack.
And boy the smell of that dumpster.
The smell of all foods in a single place.
That that's what the smell of all casinos smells like.

And seeing that plate is no different that eating from aforementioned dumpster.
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>>4568856
Birthday in the trailer park
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>>4574945
true, thats why you have to make it fresh so that germs don't have time to multiply. look up mett brötchen (or its bigger cousing the mett igel). It is minced meat eaten with bread and raw onions, it is quite popular.
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>>4574056
My mouth is watering.
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>>4574882
IIFYM is all you need.
Being a health freak will do more harm than good.
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>>4573197
Heartbreaking: Hibachi Chef Tries To Make Meal On A Regular Table
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>>4565047
>Wade, shut down the reactor!
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>>4555769
I'm calling the cops
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>>4553733
I feel ill now
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>>4562046
Glazes are normally not made with sprinkles, marshmellows or generally processed candies
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>>4573329
Brasil what the fuck?
Germany...

They really fucked up the english one, it should just be cheese on chips for cheesey chips maybe with mushy peas in a pot
I assume others are similary wrong
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>>4573087
>minced steak
It's called ground beef and you don't ever cook it anything less than fully at totally heated throughout.
Jack never ever uses too high temperature while cooking. He is terrified of heat and the application of it to food.
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>>4553733
What if someone kidnapped you and forced you to eat this at gun point? They'll kill you if you puke but you have an unlimited time to eat it. however every minute you aren't eating the chef pours another cup of cheese sauce on it that you have to consume. Would you do it?
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>>4578570
I'd eat the fucking bullet over the zitburger
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>>4559188
Not a fan of barbecue sauce, I take it.
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>>4573087
>>4578007
lol, you fucking pussies. I've been eating ground beef at medium rare for decades and have had no problems. From what europoor country are you getting your worm-ridden meat products?
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>>4562974
fucking kek'd, thanks.
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>>4578670
>white president, black president, I don't cyw
>just scoop me up some doo doo and I'll be right theyw
They need more Randy Newman bits on South Park
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>>4575087
Toast sandwiches are br*tish "food".
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich
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>>4571519
muscle spasms
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>>4555762
>big mac ice cream
not like this
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>>4565934
they had fire 2000 years ago, retard.
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>>4569060
>>ಠ︵ಠ
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>>4573329
Wtf you don't crack a raw fucking egg straight into ramen
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>>4578746
Wtf? That's rank
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>>4578676
This has to be a joke
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>>4553734
Imagine your dick getting peeled off with a razor
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>>4562696
>the teambuilding buffet special
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>>4573979
Brazil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fpny0WP8sYw
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You guys are a bunch of picky little children.
The only foods in this thread I wouldn't eat are the Ultra sugary ones.
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>>4578670
Jesus Christ the strokes hit him hard.
His arms and hands are barely functioning.
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>>4565413
>umam
Nigger I cook everything on my own and all I use is salt and pepper for my meat. You can enjoy your goyslop with sugar you fat fuck
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>>4567421
>using cotton candy as a burrito wrap
This is actually an interesting idea
Horrible, but interesting
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>>4568856
ah, british cuisine
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>>4555746
>How to ruin a toaster
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>>4575383
its quaid
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>>4553734
Someone is going to try that with the whisk at 0:16 and wonder why it doesn't work.
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>>4565934
It's eatable. There are so many soi babies in this thread. One anon was talking about how everyone must eat beef at well-done temperatures. Here's another faggot thinking everyone will get dysentry from this chicken: >>4559027

None of these people cook.
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>>4566713
>>4566350
It's called "trolling." Is 4chan really this hopeless?
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>>4568904
I cried.
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>>4553732
brits are animals
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>>4575015
>you can eat most animals raw
Lmao yes if you enjoy ass works, prions, salmonella and a bunch of other shit.
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>>4578852
>just turns into brown slop
impressive.
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>>4579429
>just eat bloody raw chicken, man, nothing will go wrong
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>>4579638
also nb4 it isn't blood. I know what dyes are.
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>>4573979
>>4570818
salchipapa
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>>4573087
>inside raw but hot
Retard. The inside is not raw, but raised to a temperature that is cooked. There's is a huge difference between rare and blue rare.
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>>4573087
>Medium is still pink on the inside (so not fully cooked
This is a retarded string of words. Medium is fully cooked, and even past the point of fully cooked.
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>>4574056
I can't wait to break a tooth on bone and cartilage that is inevitably still in that rack
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>>4565864
I fucking hate the presentation, but honestly taco cones is a genius idea.
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>>4553732
Looks like comfort food for twelve people. Not a problem if twelve people are eating. Actually looks comfy.
If it's a meal for twelve people.
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>>4555686
Disgusting
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>>4562062
Just...no.
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>>4553740
>processed sausage
>healthier than sugar
Not really. You can make your own waffles and cutting down the sugar in the recipe. Change the white wheat for whole grain or buckwheat and you're good to go.
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>>4565449
If you let everything in one serving pot all the tastes will blend in one.
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>>4565611
>that is basically this
Not at all.
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>>4556597
Pretty sure this was supposed to be a joke
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>>4562046
Actually ruined a nice burger.
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>>4580008
Honestly the pretentious food setup isn't even the worst thing about this, it's the fact both of them are more interested in recording the experience on their phones than actually experiencing it.
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>>4578676
>>4579108
It's a German "reality" TV show and 100% fake. Shows like these were investigated multiple times and always turned out to be completely scripted and intentionally exaggerated.
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>>4579638
>bloody raw
Post webm's, you well-done cuck.
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>>4565043
this is what i imagine when i hear
>wypipo don't season they food
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>>4555527
Retard made rare ground beef. That shit isn't meant for that, you can get sick from that.
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>>4555633
orgoglio delle italiche terre
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>>4581048
No you retard, I eat raw ground beef all the time because I like it tartare and it's perfectly fine.
It's not pork not chicken.
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>>4566820
>pre-breakfast
Sounds like pre-diabetes
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>>4565043
There mass producing candied yams, I don't know what anyone was expecting.
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>>4574882
Read much, you spastic retard?

>All depends on if it fits your macros/diet. You can easily make waffles that are much better for you that taste just as good as normal ones, anyway, and substitute syrup for raw honey.

Does this say you SHOULD eat fucking hotdogs? No. Can you GET AWAY with eating hotdogs and not become a fat fuck? Yes.

Now go ask mommy for more of those protein-rich tendies, you autistic fuck.
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>>4567273
i don't understand french but you can guess what he's saying pretty easily. big fan of rum pastry bucket.
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>>4556597
Each individual type of oreo flavored thing looked good but NOT ALL AT ONCE
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>>4576100
Yeah i've never seen anything else on cheesy chips aside from sauce or simple sides like beans or peas.
>>4579101
I think this is just a shitty demonstration, it works if you do it when it's still boiling on the stove
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>>4582506
Tartar is really fresh beef, minced just before eating.
ground beef stays for a "long time" before consumption, and thus, needs cooking.
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>>4563096
This.
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>>4559995
Oui... à vu de nez...
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>>4553735
that star of david on the patty seals the deal
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>>4578746
>see piles of butter in thumbnail
>"I bet this is Wisconsin."
>open webm
>"Oh yeah, 100% Wisconsin."
>find source video
>https://youtu.be/avAglwPbDnQ
fucking knew it
Dad's side lived up near Prarie du Chien, grossest people I've ever met. Grandparents left open bags of food, roaches and mites everywhere, broken toilet in the basement full of shit water and a pile of filthy underwear. Dad could barely stand to be around them. Mom's side was in Iowa, neat and clean, farm owners and professionals.
Only food poisoning I ever got from home cooking was when an uncle grilled a bunch of burgers. Guarantee they were sitting out all day long, or longer. Cheeseheads have forever been set into the "absolutely disgusting" category thanks to them.
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>>4579315
Can a Russian please translate or give context?
The "bleuhblauhblublugh" in the middle always kills me.
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>>4580159
Maybe if you only mean the meat part. The bread is clearly some kind of banana bread cake stuff, and the cheese looks like presliced garbage. It was doomed before it came off the grill.
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>>4555746
>they don't realize this is a joke
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>>4568894
Yo dawg, I heard you liek burgers
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>>4565205
Is that the one anon who wanted to cook eggs and comfort a drunk chick if he ever found one lol lmao
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>>4584854
Someone claimed it was a call-in to like a radio show. And for the translation well it's just
>hello
<helloo )))
>yeah?
<Hello FUCK ))
>goddamnit...
<drunk rambling
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>>4553732
I'm pretty sure we're all going to look back on gifs/webms like these in 5 years time and wonder how we could have taken these things for granted while we're all eating onions paste and fried bugs.
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>>4573611
lmao retard
gve me a good laff tho
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>>4562977
kek
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>>4578570
Id get the bullet, at this point it will be faster and with less suffering
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you niggers always posting the same webms from /pol/ without any sound, why are you jews like this?
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>>4565205
>Just like regular chickens?
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>>4586796
quoted the wrong one lmao
>>4565047
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>>4580008
>pay enormous sums of money to eat at hip upscale restaurant
>staff literally throws your food in a pile on the table
these niggas got trolled
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>>4573329
>brazil
literally fake, only people in northern Brazil eat that crap
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>>4565205
>crappy dry eggs
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>>4579635
you're supposed to eat with their flat bread I guess, probably good though
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>>4553733
looks like that webm of them cutting opening a cyst in a cut of beef
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>>4573329
Currywurst is not for after drinking. You eat disgusting cheap Döner
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>>4579318
How many has he had now, 2,3?
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>>4565986
I know this is mostly sugar, but somehow it look civilized... I'd like to give it a try
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>>4559995
kek
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>>4565205
Top kek
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>>4553732
>beans
what the fuck is wrong with the brits, I'm fucking disgusted and I'm mexican
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>>4588432
luv me beans
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>>4562067
oreo poptarts are decent
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>>4555686
no
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>>4555633
Somebody needs to introduce this to their local chippy. Sober, that's disgusting. 11pm on a Friday night? Fuck me that's good. Bit complicated, but the perfect complement to a steamed English
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>>4562054
Looks good, but I've heard Japanese cheese is shit
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>>4573979
Lots of them here in Bundazil
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>>4573329
Bullshit, here in Brazil only northwestern people eat that, DURING LUNCH, afterparty food here is french fries and our variant of smashed hamburger
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>>4565986
If I had this in the fridge at all times, I'd live happy until my arteries gave out
>>4566758
No, and I don't care.
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>>4573329
English here, and I don't know what they just showed you, but it's not cheesy chips and I wouldn't touch that with a 10-foot pole if I was pissed. All English food is drunk food tho
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>>4553734
this looks pretty good desu.
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>>4555514
he had me until the fruit juice.
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>>4574945
>I don't understand how a butcher would change anything.
Because generally a butcher acquires from local sources, which are generally smaller-scale operations, which generally produce healthier cattle than industrial-scale operations. Healthy vs unhealthy fresh meat can take many more hours to start spoiling because of the state it starts in.
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>>4590149
Also the meat you get from a butcher can be butchered as early as the day you bought it, the 1lb pack of ground beef you get at the supermarket could have been processed days before the store received it.
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>>4564830
>weeb
American sushi is just a front for the Moonie fish industry.
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>>4567964
Pretty top-tier way to go then.
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>>4582506
>thinks steak tartare is ground beef
moron. just fucking retarded beyond words.
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>>4562988
i really don't understand the point of this. why go through the trouble of assembling those in the first place if you're just gonna cut them up? the taste wouldn't change, it would be exactly the same.
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>>4565986
i've actually eaten this one before, it's really good, but whatever you do, don't freeze it, that will ruin it.
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>>4570818
this is in brazil rio de janeiro he is pretty famous, he has a episode on a netflix about street food
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>>4573331
the dutch are a revolting people.
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>>4573087
Watch a video about parasites. You will never eat food less than well done again.
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>>4579645
reminds me of deep-fried coke
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>>4590228
That webm was fucking retarded. 15 hours to make some crunchy strawberries out of regular strawberries.
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>>4573331
Those are some sad fucking tacos
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>>4568834
Isn't that Brazilian?
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>>4567489
Figured out on a dare that it unironically tastes like salted caramel.
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>>4559188
>all these Americans not knowing sweets means candy
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>>4590416
meant to quote >>4573329 sorry
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>>4580243
Literally the only reason anyone would pay for this would be to post it on Instagram. The experience is meant to be recorded, it's not actually meaningful outside of how many likes it can get you
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>>4578746
butter burgers are good
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>>4579924
just don't get st louis ribs
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>>4565205
I always thought the original eggs anon was referencing this video when he said that t b h
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>>4553740
My mum got obsessed with egg and cheese waffles a while back and had me try some, and I gotta tell you, I do not like them. Can't imagine cheap hot dogs instead of cheese would improve them, either.
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>>4562696
>certified sloppa
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>>4562988
Of course the one doing it is white
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>>4562058
wow
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>>4565043
>wypipo doan seazu day foo
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>>4590417
I have no idea...
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