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>>4521793

I will never have a girlfriend haha

no girl will ever love me

20 and still alone

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20 is extremely young bro, we're all gonna make it

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>>4521827
What.

>>4521804
i'm 31 and still alone

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Pain

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>>4521789
>give 10£
>get kiss
How romantic

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>>4521893
romance is literally in the subtle things, imagine spending thousands on a ring to please a bimbo vs a date at the pier anyways

im 24
fat
never had a gf
had multiple crushes
virgin
fell in love twice in last 2 years, one time normal with a girl best friend and one time online with a girl i played vidya with, she is mad ugly and even more mentally ill, hurt me alot, but i still love her
i just want a girl to look at me like the girls in this thread do
im schizoid and have clinical depression and therapy doesnt help

i dont think im gonna make it bros

>>4521827
well that was something for sure

>>4521928
never give up, lose weight, go out more, meet girls in school or at bars. Wgmi, you have to be like Peter Kemp, he would have died if he didnt demand that his doctor take care of him after being near death during the Spanish civil war, but many soldiers in the same condition just gave up and fell asleep forever. You need to be like Peter Kemp, get uncomfortable and get what you want!

>>4521877
comfy

>>4521795
The Goose

>>4521798
What movie?

>>4521981
yeah from song to song
>>4521982
Oslo, August 31st (2011)

>>4521893
in those pornos it was always 20 Euros for the full program

>>4521928
you will get huge amount of confidence if you lose fat and even more when you get muscular, bro, you are going to make it

>>4521808
>>4521810
I love these two.
>>4521849
33 (Soon to be 34) here and I'm in the same boat.
>>4521873
Goddamn, I want a gf to play vidya with.

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>>4521893
Well, this thread is 'the gf experience' after all...

>>4521827
I still don't know, is this really how one should deal with women?

>>4521893
Of course you wouldn't understand this situation. Its not about the money it's about her being happy that she can ride the carousel thing and that you (the bf) are making this possible. She would have given the kiss too if you knew the guy that sells the rides and made him give her a free ride with no money involved at all. Or she could just possibly have a really good time hanging out with you and she suddenly had the urge to kiss her bf because she is joyful and also it makes her feel girly and loving. Woman react emotional and out of the blue a lot even more so when they are sad, angry, afraid or as in this clip happy, and that's why we love them so much.

>>4521812
Severe narcissism and mental disorder on footage.

Sorry for phonefaggin but can someone make a webm of this clip.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TLRb8SK_PHw

>>4521804
FALSE
If you haven't even kissed a girl before finishing high school, then it's a pretty good sign you're a mental defective and will never get a gf.
This isn't something you'll "find eventually", you either have the ability, or you don't, and high school is pretty much the testing ground to know if you have it or not. Most people have it, but unfortunately, you do not, and never will. Learn to live with it.

>>4521941
>meet girls in school
He's 24 and do not say college unless you're actually insane. Have you looked around in the past 10 years, seen what's happened?
>or at bars
Again, what decade do you think this is?

>>4522377
Who is this guy?
He was in the woke vs racist video

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>>4522381
Well no. Most people who had a bad time in high school are going to end up alone, but for nothing even remotely similar to the reason you just said.
The issue is women. The incentive structure went absolutely batshit for multiple decades and it's all coming to a head with our current generation. The reason women think they can have it both ways, is because they're told such. And the effect it had was not good.
Clip. Their delusions don't start after they graduate high school, but well before.

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>>4522386
Ryan Long

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And knowing the reason why all this happening, doesn't help your chances very much. Women are stubborn ASSES.
The value of knowing this information, is the comfort in lack of regret. You didn't fuck up. There isn't anything wrong with you. The canvas all around us was splashed with SHIT.
>>4522387

>>4521789
Pretty accurate

>>4521827
I can relate to that gf experience

>>4521827
I assume this is french.
The french hallmarks of disgust are always the same.

>>4522226
its actually the only way

>>4522381
thats not how girls work, you show value you will attract people. In HS most guys are actually frail, unfit, and no accomplishments. I got a lot more attention after uni, although I wasted a lot of time with clubs and shit which didnt lead to anything productive

>>4522404
>>4522387
>>4522382
>>4522379
>>4522377
not romantic

>>4522488
it's written in Polish on the journal

>>4521787
i find her drop dead gorgeous. literally blessed

>>4521796
you're fucking 20 and probably still at uni. uni is a fucking shithole and is no place to socialize anyhow. get a job or genuine hobby and meet some people there. dont go somewhere or do something just to find friends/gf, you will regret it. also look up "oneitis" on gargler before you think about anything femoid related. getting oneitis for someone you cant exactly get with is extremely painful, even for a big guy for me like you

>>4522603
I don't respect your premise.
It just does this shit: >>4522138 >>4521796 >>4521928

>>4522633
Not him but
>get a job
Why do people think this is a solution for meeting new people? It isn't. It's a job.
>GENUINE hobby
LIKE. FUCKING. WHAT

>>4522638
>Why do people think this is a solution for meeting new people?
because you see the same people every day for months to years on end. you can actually, like, make friends before the ordeal is over. 4 month semesters aren't shit
>LIKE. FUCKING. WHAT
something you actually enjoy doing. you tell me faggot
walking into some autism club when you dont actually enjoy the subject of said autist club will bring you nothing but awkwardness and bad memories

>>4521811
What a beautiful woman.

>>4521796
28 and same

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Bros I am feeling pretty dark.

>23yo KHV

I am quickly starting to not give a fuck about anything.

I literally got in my own boss's face and yelled at him the other day because he was pressing me over some petty shit and I just lost my temper.

I told a girl in the office that she was a superficial cunt and that nobody care what expensive restaurant her and her boyfriend went to for dinner last night.

I feel like im gonna get called to HR to be fired soon.

I've been driving like a maniac, cutting people off, flipping people off. I hit a girls car pulled over and asked if she was okay and then just drove off before she could gather herself.

I am drinking a fifth of whiskey every two days now. Bottles fill my apartment and I can't afford to be drinking this much alcohol.

I took 350mg of benadryl and I had the worst nightmares of my life

I am becoming totally unhinged

Rejected by every women I try to pursue. No matter how smooth it feels. Even if I make her laugh her ass off.

A few years ago I thought I would kill myself, but never had the balls.

Now I am so fucking loony, I actually might slip up and just fucking do it without second thought.

I am sick of participating in this clown world. Sleeping in a little box everyday so that I can get up and go to work in a little box everyday.

My whole family has fallen to the wayside. No potential family of my own in the future on account of no gf.

I watch people dumber and less qualified take every job, account, and opportunity I apply myself to. My life is a mockery of itself.

A man can only take so much torture.

I grew up believing in God, following Christianity with all my being and trying to walk straight. My whole family has abandoned Christianity and now so have I. I have no purpose.

Then OP post shit like this. Why? as some sick joke. Fuck I am trying to pull the trigger right now, why is this so difficult.

>>4522618
polish journal. another french hallmark.

>>4522660
idk bro sounds like you need some good sleep and fresh air, did you drink enough water today?

>>4522660
>being an antisocial nigger
>m-m-muh nogf
maybe if you weren't such a fucking FAGGOT you could have gotten one or 10
you have nothing to live for because you fuck everything up because you "dont care", in turn because you think you have nothing to live for. break this cycle if you want any sort of success
calm your fag ass down and keep fucking working. make nonzero effort to improve anything you can improve. your future will be better than the present if you fucking work for it. dont think about any of this shit you're thinking about, dont pity yourself. fuck off out of this board and never come back, for your sake

I hope she is cheating on you with 10 other guys

>>4522646
this, going outside because of my job is how I made all my friends since hs

>>4522660
You seem like an actual black person, totally uncivilized and incapable of self control. Being disagreeable doesnt mean fighting everyone and making your life shit, you can disagree with manners and not caring about random office losers to the point youre the center of attention. If society isnt for you, you dont need to off yourself, literally just go into the woods and fish or something, life would probably be better off

>>4522701
if so thats hot

>>4522340
why is she so cute bros

>>4522646
>something you actually enjoy doing
I have hobbies. But you'll dismiss them. So to save time, what's a real one?

>>4522737
>b-b-but you'll d-dismiss them!
nigger, stop feeling so sorry for yourself. if you enjoy them they're real hobbies. i'm warning you against pretending to enjoy things you dont enjoy to "fit in" or some shit, not trying to make you feel shitty about not being a true scotsman or whatever

>>4522684
I micro manage my diet, I am eating and drinking the healthiest I can at my current income
>>4522687
>you have nothing to live for because you fuck everything up because you "dont care"
You're confusing cause and effect my friend. I am starting to not care because nothing I do can get me out of this situation. Its learned helplessness, look that up.

I am trying to maintain my sanity, but seriously I am slipping. I don't see friends family. Nobody. Trust me I go out of my way to be kind. The other day I spent the whole day fixing my coworkers car because he got hit and needed to replace the bumper and didn't know how.

Next day (sunday) he has a pot luck at his house. Guess who wasn't invited. Me. I spent my own time gas and money driving him around and getting his parts. Thats just cold af. These things are why I am becoming so cynical. But i am called the asshole and told to be nicer -_-

Give me a break.

>calm your fag ass down and keep fucking working
Just keep working goy

I've been in my position for 3 years. Nobody in my group sells as much as I do.

This tight blonde girl came into our dept not even 6 months ago and got the last promotion to team lead.

Now we have someone telling us what to do who doesn't know what they're fucking doing.

You seem to think I am losing my mind for no reason. I have very legitimate reasons to feel this stress. My world is fucked.

>>4522724
>you dont need to off yourself, literally just go into the woods and fish or something, life would probably be better off

Dude, I fish every single day. I have no shortage of hobbies. This advice is garbage. My problem is that I am being fucked by everyone around me and I am starting to have an uncontrollable rage that comes out.

So what then? Do I take pills to keep me from losing my temper at completely legitimate problems like my supervisor yelling at me (only me) when I (top sales) have literally sold double what the second best guy has done?

>>4522346
Oof and yikes pilled.

>>4522669
if thats true, then the french are more retarded than i thought.

>>4522737
my hobbies include the following

>cycling
No women under 50, only guys who are borderline gay
>camping
Need to know the woman (I don't know any) prior in order to have one join you in that activity.
>fishing
"oh you killed it" every time I bring up fishing to a woman
>hunting
same as fishing. Woman cannot accept that food must be killed first
>guns and shooting
"are those the things they use to kill those kids?". Women hate guns I learned -_-
>Cooking
women gladly eat my meals when I bring it in to work, but never want to come over for dinner...
>lifting (if you even consider this a hobby)
Women at the gym are ALL accompanied by their boyfriend. Actually kinda weighs on me when I am there.

Don't listen to these anons. They got their gf by succumbing to some kind of degenerate culture like hookup apps or going to the bar, and then they want to act
like you can still meet and date women in an organic way. Forget it. If you really want women you have to be top 20% appearance and you need to pursue only sex.

>>4522763
I knew this stuff, yeah.
I would just like the people giving the advice to admit they don't know what the fuck they're talking about.

>>4522749
People who micromanage their diet are fucking weird

I get the sneaking suspicion that if the other people in your life told us their side of the story, we would get a very different picture.

>>4522660
>I watch people dumber and less qualified take every job, account, and opportunity I apply myself to. My life is a mockery of itself.
I hear this. Every job I've ever had, has had some dyke manager who makes everyone's lives miserable.

>>4521879
giwtwm

>>4521816
really wish this tech would hurry up and become reality
I don't necessarily want a holographic gf
I just want someone to talk to in the evening because I have no friends and I hate going out and talking to normies

>>4522749
I said live in the woods and fish, not get a hobby like fishing. My point is that you seem retarded, like a black person, and maybe living like Ted Kascinzki would be better for all involved. I mean, if you have problems at work because youre not getting promoted, bring it up like a professional and if that fails, quit and go where you will be appreciated, not hard. Same with girls, etc. But since this is not easy for you, likely because youre not telling the full story (ie youre a black person) then idk, maybe go live in the woods

>>4522795
Not him but
You're the problem. You're completely frivolous. Of no help to anyone.

>>4522393
the kind of guy who would accept a career woman and be happy being a house husband isn't the kind of guy these same women are seeking
the guys they are seeking have to be more successful than they are which starts to limit their prospects depending on how successful they been
and those successful guys in their 30s and 40s
they've already married that 20-24 waitress and had kids
women don't understand that men don't value the same things in a partner that they do

>>4522779
>t. fatty

Okay, sorry that micromanaging my diet makes me weird.
It's not like half the food we eat is some processed garbage with literal poison in it...right?

Sometimes I go on 4chan and post my shit to get consolation directly, but end up getting it indirectly when I realize how fucking retarded some of you are.

I feel better about myself now. Thank you fellow retard...

>>4522763
>guns
>"are those the things they use to kill those kids?"
tell her no, she's thinking of the baby vacuum at planned parenthood

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>>4522749
>You're confusing cause and effect my friend
the cause IS effect, that's what i'm saying.
>Its learned helplessness
if you know this then fucking fix it you worthless sack of shit
>But i am called the asshole and told to be nicer -_-
you're like a fucking woman, you know you're in the wrong and yet you keep pulling out all sorts of fucking faggotry and victim cards to justify your continued shitty behavior
>give me a break
you brought this up, cockstain
>it's everyone else's fauuult!
everyone passes you by because you treat them like shit, because you "dont care".

its a goddamn good thing you're nogf, nobody has bad enough karma to deserve a manipulative cuntstain 13-plus-9-year-old like you

>>4522763
>Women hate guns I learned -_-
maybe the leftoid dykes you try to hook up with, but not the women i talk to. i ran into this one cutie who wanted an AK and complained about nogunz lawmakers ruining everything. would.
reminder that anyone lefty is automatically 100x louder about their opinions in public. 50% of the population are still rightoids, including females.

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Again, not him but
>>4522835
>if you know this then fucking fix it you worthless sack of shit
WOW WHAT A HELPFUL STATEMENT
>you're like a fucking woman
No the women are like the fucking women, and they're ruining the workplace beyond just driving wages down by half.
>everyone passes you by because-
Because of affirmative action.

KILL YOURSELF.

>>4522809
Lol do you seriously think all thin people micromanage their diet?

I think it's become quite clear why you're having these problems, but it doesn't seem like you'll listen, so have a nice life.

>>4522843
this right here is the gayest post in the thread, good job.

And once again, not him but
>>4522848
You're exactly why people should not seek out advice from someone they are physically incapable of braining with a crowbar. Without accountability, you faggots just take the opportunity to shit on people for the sake of defusing a contradiction in your head.
>It's uncomfortable to think he might be right, so I won't! Teedly dee!!

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>>4522835
>cause IS effect
>fucking fix it you worthless sack of shit
>you're like a fucking woman
>cockstain
>manipulative cuntstain
Yes, you seem to be one of the good ones. I should be more like you huh? Good advice

>"dont care"
Who are you quoting? 'cause I didn't say that.

>>4522843
>Because of affirmative action.
>muh womens muh womens muh womens
lol poltards never catch a break
>KILL YOURSELF
not now

>>4522859
Nobody here is shitting on him, we're all giving him pretty reasonable responses despite him being a dipshit. You're just a faggot.

>>4522848
>do you seriously think all thin people micromanage their diet?
No. Did I even say that?

>>4522859
I was just venting and I was hammered. I am sober now, but every once in a while 4chan users provide word of encouragement which keep me going,
but for the most part, I just shout into the void and the responses I get are for amusement only. I don't expect legitimate advice.

If it was as simple as "go here" and "do this" then we would all be swimming in pussy. Reality is that every scenario is a probability game, and some of us just simply have bad odds (unfavorable looks and background) or bad luck (unfavorable objective outcome).
Either way, we all still have a chance as long as were alive. I might lash out and off myself one of these days almost uncontrollably, but not today.

I don't know you anon, but I wish you the best of luck. I hope you get the hottest most loyal girl out there.

>>4522866
>Yes, you seem to be one of the good ones
>m-mmuh meanie words
better than you for goddamn certain. i know my problems are my own and my own only, i dont blame muh we live in a society for everything, i dont fucking shift blame like a manipulative kike female
i am being hostile to you because i fucking despise you personally, not because i'm a big bad evilman or some shit.
i hope this is all some elaborate troll that i've fallen for and people like this dont actually exist

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>>4522888
Stop replying. He destroyed you.

>>4522893
>>4522870
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>>4522843

Please go back to >reddit and never come back

>>4522893
i'm sure he did, samefag

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>>4522898
Shriek of the extremely desperate.
Sad!
>>4522902
Also a shriek of the extremely desperate.
Sad!

>>4522888
check'd trips

Not a troll, I think you just don't understand. What do you work in construction or something?

See in the salary world, we work with our brains not our backs, and while some of us are working toward the mission, others are working to look like they are working toward the mission.

Those who pretend to work, actually get perceived as if they are working harder than those who are actually carrying the team. Fate has it that I am one who carries, while the others pretend.

In order to press on you need some reward for your labor. To have these rewards and acknowledgements go to liars and frauds is severely disheartening.

In regard to women, the same is true. Women go for guys who have time to spend on acting rather than legitimately adding value to their character. These people are called posers.

People like myself who work on character, eventually get tired as there is no social benefit recognized, and abandon that. I realize that the purpose should be to intrinsic rather than extrinsic, but I am human at the end of the day.

If you read my sentences in order you will realize that the corruption comes AFTER the reward cycle is broken. The corruption is not the CAUSE of the broken reward cycle.

Does it make sense now? Do I need to draw it out in crayon for you?

Please don't strawman my complaints with things like

>blame muh we live in a society for everything

>shift blame

>>4522907
My god, how do you go through life with such an awful personality?

>People like myself who work on character,

Your entire post is just you blaming the world for your problems, everyone else is wrong and you're the only one who's right. Amazing how in just a few posts you have made all of your problems so clear to us, but your head is so far up your ass that you just can't hear how you sound to normal people.

>>4521827
top kek

>>4522907
>Not a troll, I think you just don't understand. What do you work in construction or something?
>See in the salary world, we work with our brains not our backs, and while some of us are working toward the mission, others are working to look like they are working toward the mission.
relationships are not jobs. working smarter in a job is fine, but working "smarter" (i.e. being a self-concious faggot) in relationships is a trap you'll regret stepping in. dont fucking pose, actually better yourself such that you like yourself more than anyone else could.
>women go for posers
what, you think women are fucking idiots? no, they aren't, posers get found out and dumped like the horseshit they are. some women are posers themselves and want posers, but the women who have heads on their shoulders steer clear
tl;dr don't be a fucking poser. get comfortable with being someone you can actually be
>People like myself who work on character
your character is a repulsive one. if i can see this across the internet, i can only imagine how bright and obvious the red flags are to females IRL
>If you read my sentences in order you will realize that the corruption comes AFTER the reward cycle is broken. The corruption is not the CAUSE of the broken reward cycle.
we're talking about here, now, not 10 years ago or whenever you got dumped by some chubby chick in high school or whatever. "the corruption" is perpetuating the "broken reward cycle" and vice versa. it is the cause AND the effect. comprendo faglord?
>dont strawman
i'm not strawmanning, i'm picking up on how you're wording things. your complaints always shift the blame to someone/something else

>>4522749
>at my current income

>nothing i do can get me out of this situation

>doesn't have social circle to decompress

>doesn't gym

>helps people, says he doesn't care, puts others first

>gets taken advantage of, is a pussy, has no emotional control

>give me a break, i barely give myself one

>keep working with no goals or aspirations, not for yourself or bitches and no goals to go to schooling or learn a trade that pays great

>gets into a field where looks will get you promotions, be ugly as fuck, complain hot bitches that gather crowds get promotion

>i'm in a shitty situation and instead of solving problems, i go self destructive and blame the rest of the world instead of taking responsibility for myself

>have no shortage of hobbies yet rages, probably no gym, will probably say they go to gym but probably a fat fuck because diet excuses and job excuses.

>finds value in sales where no one else does, doesn't look for another job, complains that no one else gives a fuck about him in corporate run world and chooses not to give a fuck about himself

i'm pretty sure you have no long term plan for your life and do nothing but jack off and play video games after you come back, you chose hobbies that don't exert your body and think that being a skinny fat push over is the correct way a human being can survive. if you have a nasaly voice, is ugly as fuck, and is balding, just go to gym and hope you got bufflet genes, otherwise stop bitching and ram your car into a wall.

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>>4522918
>>4522937
>>4522941
Stop replying. He destroyed you.

>>4522946
You're not very good at samefagging.

>>4522952
It's amusing to me that you might think this is true.
But you probably don't. You're sticking to saying things that no one can disprove.

>>4522918
he'll kill himself soon enough, you can't be this much of a moron and this self hating for it to end well.

>>4522946
>>4522952
>>4522956
You faggots are ruining this thread.

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>>4522965
kek based

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>>4522941
>Do nothing but jack off and play video games after you come back

I jerk off when it gets real bad, but I am anti porn anti video game. Both are non chemical drugs in my opinion. Now you will criticize me for not liking vidya and porn because this is a double bind and you're going to call me a shit person regardless of how I really am.

>you chose hobbies that don't exert your body and think that being a skinny fat push over is the correct way a human being can survive
>ugly as fuck, and is balding, just go to gym and hope you got bufflet genes
Not balding even slightly, I use finasteride and minoxidil
I don't know if you read my original post, but I am already at my peak physique. Reasonable amount of muscle without being meat head status and a low bf%
So this is more shit advice based on assumptions you've made of me.

>>4522937
>I can read your personality though your post
>I don't have any bias whatsoever after you called me a retard

Just admit that you just want to disagree with everything I say.
There is no possible scenario in which you will accept that I am right about the misfortune of my situation even if I wrote you a fucking book.
So this discussion is just pointless.
You're clearly not interested in actually understanding the situation. Just trying to convince me that I am an asshole and that I should change my person because you don't like it :/

>>4522965
based, argument poster

>>4523000
bro just kill yourself already

>>4521787
Funny you chose a movie with a tendency to point out how difference romantic expectations between individuals completely ruin the relationship that exists in your head and make every second together miserable, but sure have fun.

>>4523000
>I don't have any bias whatsoever after you called me a retard
correct. i dont care about you or what you think about me. i'm trying to get it through your thick fucking skull that you're doing things wrong
>woe is me, you're just biased blah blah balh
you're trying to find an "out" from my posts. thats sad.
>You're clearly not interested in actually understanding the situation
i understand this situation perfectly well, just not from your viewpoint. i'm not giving you any victimbux or excuses
>Just trying to convince me that I am an asshole and that I should change my person because you don't like it :/
i'm glad you see my point - you should change. we all should. we all have things to improve. nobody is a superhuman. everyone is flawed. you are flawed, i am flawed, everyone in this thread is flawed. our job in life is to fix our shit to the point where you're happy with the result
you are giving yourself infinite excuses not to change, not changing, then being unhappy with the result, and in turn giving yourself more excuses. its a destructive cycle. get out of it. fucking improve faggot, improve if you want a good life

>>4523028
dare i say, salsa? i want to try a new flavor of suffering this month, that movie may be the ticket

>>4523056
Lol alright, it's Liberal Arts with Josh Radnor. Not bad at all, but that clip couldn't be more out of touch with this thread.

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my ideal gf

>>4521787
It's sad to see that 4chan has changed. You're all just a bunch of lonely idiots. What? You think having a gf will change anything, that it will somehow make you a better person. Pathetic. I've been a loner my whole life and I adapted to it. A relationship will only drain me of time that I could use for myself. Tell me, what is your goal in life? A job, to start a family, to be the obedient little lemming that God wants you to be? That's you, that's you on normie brainwash. I seek for more, my one time at life and I won't waste it on being just another human like you lot.

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>>4523316
What a sad way to live.

Having thing you can lose should be for people mentally prepared to lose them.

>>4522346
based

>>4522899
For real, who is she ?

>>4523434
Sarah Gadon

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>>4523316
>You think having a gf will change anything
Yes, and it did for all my loner friends

Sorry to see you have given up and chosen the path of dissociation with reality to convince yourself that having love and affection from a girlfriend is not a basic human need.

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>>4521827
What the fuck? Who re-encoded my webm without sound and cutting the even more absurdist end? This is for patrician boards only, sound-less plebs not welcome.

>>4522488
Yes, yes, very French dialog here.

>>4521871
sauce on the movie?

>>4523028
OP here, I chose the thread webm because it showed two people together in the thumbnail that would fit the theme of a relationship thread. I did not watch the film, I think Olsen looks average, and I found the webm boring, but it served the purpose and brought people into the thread. I have no desire to watch the film its from

>>4523561
Octavio is Dead (i think)

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>>4523561

>>4522393
t. obese balding manlet who still lives with mum

>>4523565
Thanks.

>>4523566
Kek, I only wanted the actress's name.

>>4522660
look on the brightside bro, youre 23 and employed. Im 25 and havent worked since hs. I have too much anxiety to do interviews, I'm also 5'6 and no friends. At least my family takes care of me though

>>4523580
sarah gadon (gaydon)

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>>4523583
My wife.

>>4523586
im saving all these webms of her btw lol

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>>4523591
Based Gadon appreciator.

>>4521787
Blog Warning: For whatever reason I recently didn't ejaculate for about 6 days and I began to love people more than I ever had. I genuinely cared for others for the first time in years. It was beautiful. Then I ejaculated about an hour ago and that feeling suddenly dissipated. I began to feel easily irate at the thought of interacting with people in my day-to-day life once again. Make of this what you will but I'm just reporting my findings. Thesis: Misanthropy and love/horniness and two sides of the same spectrum.

Misanthropy <---------------------> Love/Horniness

>>4523689
When I go to my uni I wont beat off that day, and I find myself more social than days I do. I don't know why but people always want to sit next to me on the subway or in class even if there are empty seats when I don't jerk off but if I do I feel like people can sense it

>>4523316
you sound like you're 12. maybe you'll get tired of Minecraft or whatever that big life goal is by the time you're 18.

>>4523142
What a fucking cunt.

>>4523442
get help pedo

>>4522761
Lol get rekt by life

>>4524052
>Woman react emotional and out of the blue a lot even more so when they are sad, angry, afraid or as in this clip happy, and that's why we love them so much.
>and that's why we love them so much.
Nigga, the only one of us who's gonna get rekt by life is you.

I've stopped falling in love with random girls in the street and on the TV. I'm indecisive because I don't know what I like anymore. I literally just guess what I think I would have liked when I was capable of caring about things. I don't listen to music anymore because it evokes no feeling.

>>4524104
I wish I could do this. Maybe after I get my first gf I can stop romanticizing it and move on

>tfw you will never experience this

>>4524207
You don't. Use it or lose it.

>>4521955
Name of this girl? I see her all the time in kraut girl threads.

>>4523316
Sticking your dick into vagina is what makes you whole as a man. That's literally the purpose of every cell in your body screaming SURVIVE. Survive to reproduce. It's the easiest concepts sometimes that people miss to understand.

>>4521791
Movie?

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>>4522660
If only you understood your diving potential.

>>4524450
song to song

none of these are legitimate representations of having a gf, this is some fantasy land nonsense. where's the ones based on reality?

>>4524559 see >>4522379

>>4522906
Source on music ?

>>4524591
holy shit

>>4524642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRXC3CHTyv4

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>>4524669

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>>4524664

>>4521810
That's stupidly cute, not even jealous. Kid's living the life, good for him

>>4521899
This movie, this book.. god damn I never felt more of a fag or lonely or black pilled. Never gonna find my own Elizabeth.

>>4521810
Silence is preferable to the music people slap onto this shit.

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>>4524771
original audio just for you

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suicide thread

>>4521789
This is a child at the fair. They are taking money from a parent.

>>4523142
No sound? You ruined it! So hot, imagine putting up with her oh my god. You'd be the bell pies man

>>4521789
That's an old paper ten pound note. You can't use them any more.

Please delete webm for inaccuracy.

>>4523142
Lmao! Éclair lips bimbo fuck

>>4522638
>Why do people think this is a solution for meeting new people? It isn't. It's a job.

It doesn't need to be about meeting new people every day; it's about keeping your social ability 'fit' - interacting with people, holding conversation, having banter back and forth. You can't do that shit living in your mom's back room and it's like a muscle; without using it, it atrophies. Which is why NEETs are oddball fucking autists who weird people out. They're the interpersonal equivalent of people who can't ride a bike. But to learn how to ride a bike, you need to actually get on one and in this case, you need to be interacting with people. A job is the best opportunity for this. Legit the incel problem could be 90% solved if these gimps got a fucking bar job for six months.

>>4523142
Love how this insecure bitch thinks that she can get her way now that she has filled her face with plastic.

>>4523142
she was actually exposed for having fake wealth, she took a selfie in a private jet and there was enough in a photo to clearly tell it was a bunch of set pieces to resemble the inside of a jet

>>4524795
Way better

>>4521796
Don't be a faggot, I was a virgin until 24 and finally stopped chasing crushes to date a girl who I actually have shit in common with. We've been together 9 years.

>>4522660
>I grew up believing in God, following Christianity with all my being and trying to walk straight. My whole family has abandoned Christianity and now so have I. I have no purpose.

Theres your problem, Christianity isn't suppose to be easy we have to constantly deny our selves especially in Catholicism.

>>4524953
>christcuck says if it feels wrong then it's working
No wonder so many of you fuck kids or dudes lmao all that sun worship rots your brain.

>>4524954
>No wonder so many of you fuck kids or dudes lmao all that sun worship rots your brain.
When will you solve your institutions of kid fucking to?

Should I be aspired by people weeping and complaining they can't get a gf or a saint that didn't give up the faith even in the face of death?

>>4524959
ESL?

>>4524961
Should I aspire to be like some weeping faggot that complains about not getting a gf and would kill them selves, when life is not going well for you or should I aspire to be like some saint even in front of obstacles and immense suffering never given up their faith or on life?
Happy now?

>>4524927
The only reason men acquire wealth is because it's the women who want to show it off to the other girls.

>>4524915
>You can't do that shit living in your mom's back room and it's like a muscle; without using it, it atrophies
Hard disagree.
I've been isolated for a very long time. If I speak for more than 2 minutes on any given day my throat will actually start to hurt. And the other day I got on voice with an outrageous joke-accent and I hadn't lost a step.
You could not be more inaccurate. It's 1:1 like riding a bike. If you've ever done it at all, you're not forgetting how to do it. You're thinking about people who have never done it ever.
A job is completely unnecessary for staying social. This sounds like a cope for something else entirely.

>>4524902
>No sound? You ruined it!
I assure you.
I didn't...

>>4524770
Be glad, she's a gold digger

>>4522786
Maybe if you don't hate "normies" and give them a try you'd have someone to talk with.

>>4524666
Ty senpai

>>4524669
0:02 (last before 0:03) main

>>4524771
shit taste lol

>>4525441
best one

>>4524795
OP here, I wanted to post that one but I couldnt tell which one had the original audio from the thumbnails

>>4524770
Prude and prejudiced 2005 is my guilty pleasure movie. I absolutely love it.

>>4524588
lmao that's reality

>>4525021
I agree with this dude, having a job and being around people has not made me more social, it is an oversimplification of the problem.

does anyone have that webm of a gf coming home early from jogging cause she missed him

>>4525658
the one with Kaya Scodelario ?

>>4524795
Cute

>>4522014
Boah! Zwanzich Mark??

>>4524950
am very happy for u anon

>>4525731
don't know, she comes through the door on the left and pushes him to the bed to make out

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>>4521787
>gf experience

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>>4525658
This?

>>4525803
yeah thanks, I wanted to watch the whole thing as well, is it all as nice as that webm

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>>4525810
Well, not really. I mean, the whole story is about how this character played by Kaya deals with a severe bipolar disorder.
In fact, during this moment, she has a manic episode.

I think it was an interesting show tho. Kaya was good in it, and it presented mental illness in a serious way. Shame that netflix cancelled it so quickly.

>>4525165
What a retarded comment

>>4524887
*hits pipe*

>>4523256
is this a commercial for something?

>>4523316
"Hah, I actually like being alone! I'm just to cool for society!"

>>4521879
when she was looking down to me i faked punches on my screen then she started fighting back. was hillarious

>>4525798
What the fuck

>>4522633
>bro if you want real friends you have to get a job
>also bro don't ever do something or go somewhere just to find friends

>>4526117
Very good call out
Fuck these people

>>4526117
>>4526225
>people moaping about their sad lives get mad when someone gives them perfectly good advice
Why do incels do this?

>>4525798
>when you find out she got a boob job

>>4522638
>LIKE. FUCKING. WHAT
Are you just waiting for people to just spoon feed you everything? It's up to you to figure out what hobbies appeal to you brainiac. quit the videogames and other bullshit distractions, and find something legitimately interesting and challenging.

>>4526236
>quit the videogames and other bullshit distractions
PROJECTING

>>4521879
is it weird that i would genuinely rather be alone forever than date a girl addicted to tiktok/social media? i cannot physically be attracted to anyone in a tiktok video on anything other than a sexual level because of how depressed those platforms make me.

>>4521787
salsa???

>>4521830
was that from lilya4ever?
watch that movie at your own peril

>>4524953
>>4524954
This is why I have trouble going to church. The advice is always.

You're being tested, its a trial. This is good, this is suppose to happen to make you grow.

The reality is that I am actually becoming a very dark and cynical person.
I think about suicide endlessly.
Ask God to become better, to help me to cope. At least remove the fleshly feelings. But nothing happens.
Instead I just get shit on while I wait for God to do something.
>Stop waiting on God, hes given you all that you need
So then I reason in my mind. Maybe I should take action myself. Then I am met with endless failure reminding me, I simply am not capable.
>You're trying to take things into your own hands. His ways are above your ways, stop trying to reason and learn the lesson hes teaching.

If you read the stories of Jesus, he explain morality through reason and logic.
I am not upset at God, I am upset at all these church goers who speak for God and do what blatantly makes no sense.
Half the time these Christians are reasoning out scripture so that it aligns with whatever sinful behavior they would like to excuse.

I think I just need to come to know God on my own. Not through a church. The church is the most demoralizing place on earth.

>>4523316
>It's sad to see that 4chan has changed
4chan has always been this way. Where were you?

>>4526368
It would help us to help you if you told us what part of Christianity doesn't make sense to you.

>>4524795
kys

>>4525292
the most normie answer ever
normies are completely unrelatable

>>4523566
what does this mean? I don't get it.

>>4524771
based

>>4526557
Its Schizo shit

>>4526557
She moved into her dead father's apartment in Mexico and his ghost led her on on journey of sexual self discovery and she adopted his life and became a gay Mexican twink who falls in love with a gay Greek bartender who doesn't know she's a woman.

>>4526235
can confirm it made me hate her. not that I ever paid or anything, just dl'd that shit as soon as it went on emp

>>4526591
Stop reposting this crappy webm in every thread like this ffs

>>4525894
yes, for the thing you see there in the commercial

>>4521899
was Mr Darcie a virgin?

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>>4524400
Maria

>>4521812
Post the goose version.

>>4524795
please, does anyone know the song name?

>>4525024
I know what she says and you did. That was the best part dude.

>>4526276
I feel you bro

>>4521928
>>4521796
Anons, I did not lose my virginity until I was 23 and did not get my first and only gf until I was 24 (few months away from turning 25). The only reason I managed to get laid and get a relationship is simply because I was lucky. I was in the right place at the right time. The thing isn't, is that you need to get out of your comfort zone. You need to do things that you normally would not do. I got laid when I least expected it. And the thing is, you have to do that as well. You have to put this idea of having a gf on the backburner of your mind. I know it sucks and it will be uncomfortable but I know you can do it.

>>4521928
Stop being fat and stop playing videogames.

>>4526564
holy shit
>>4526561
yep

>>4526276
Women live to gratify thier ego. You will never find a girl who is not using you or something as a prop to elevate her own self image. That's just what they do. Don't think of it as good or bad, just think of it like barbie dolls or cute girly shit.. I'm saying you can't hold women to your standards of what makes a man likable.

>>4521827
so this is what women really want

>>4522488
>Newspaper headline is clearly polish
>"Is this french???"

>>4522660
dude get a fucking grip over yourself. Stop giving your emotions so much credibility. You're brain is a liar. To get out of this alive you gotta to stop listening to your feelings.

>>4527171
>just spin plates bro

>>4522346
>they control us, that's why we love them so much
Kek

>>4521787
Kissing is cringe and I don't like it
I wouldn't want to make out with the hottest woman in the world if she begged me to. Fucking and sucking is good though
>>4523316
You're essentially right, but the way you put it is very cringe. Though sometimes it's nice to have someone around

>inb4 incel virgin etc
I didn't have these beliefs until I got into several relationship

>>4523569
Prove him wrong, cumrag

>>4526276
I get you. My gf is smart and decently redpilled, but she still uses instagram. Mostly to post photos of food she cooks because she likes cooking and does it well. But sometimes she'll still post herself and I just don't get it, and it genuinely makes me sick. The more I think about it, the more depressed I get. I mean I get the psychological machination behind it of course, but I don't get it.

>>4521796
>20
lmao
I'm 33 and I've never even held a girl's hand

>>4522381
And if I went to a segregated all-boys school?

>>4525803
>>4525821
i'm on nofap you faggots

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>>4527726
they won't let a man be on nofap on this website

>>4522809
I don't really care about your diet but that poster is right. You have a huge ego that needs to be checked, I highly doubt anything you're telling us is accurate.

You apparently have plenty of hobbies, are the hardest working at your job, eat and exercise religiously, and your only issue is you can't get pussy.
Yeah right dude, I mean, I do believe you are a virgin, that's apparent, but I don't believe the other shit. Being an incel is just pathetic, and if I knew you irl I'd be certain that you're the weird antisocial guy at work that thinks he's above everyone, yet has stayed in the same position for years.

Whoever told you success was only about being smart and working hard only told you half the truth. None of that means shit when you are socially inept. If you're so good at micromanaging your habits, why don't you into socialmaxxing?

>>4527334
>I refuse to be a better man, therefore women have to lower their standards.webm
I can guarantee you that the beanie faggot is single. The negro's logic is perfectly sound but he forgets that it applies both ways.
Why would a healthy, good-looking woman chose (you), when there are plenty of healthier, wealthier and less autistic men? Women never blame themselves for their issues and you faggots are adopting their mentality.

>>4524468
that was too heartwarming, even for the chasm that is my heart recently. dare I ask for source

>>4526717
prob fucked his sis

>>4526588
this song and gif is so goood

>>4521796
>20
Anon, I didn't meet my wife until I was 21 and never had a gf before her. Don't lose hope.

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>>4524770
You inspired me to rewatch pride and prejudice tonight, haven't seen it since I was a boy, it honestly felt as if I'd elevated my understanding of the character relationships from a 2 dimensional world to a 3d after taking in more of the plot. The choices they have to make between wealth, character, and persona make an incredible lesson. I've been struggling with how I've velt within relationships for a long time, and I think it's that I've been living in a rather 2d world with terrifying glimpses into a more complex reality.

Time to go get my Elizabeth.

>>4525165
Something is better than nothing. Especially in a world where everyone suffers so much more.

these threads are basically mental torture but i still engage anyway

>>4526276
Maybe just chill out a bit bro this shit isn't that important

>>4522660
Based

>>4529939
based wagmi

>>4530028
-Yes it is. What the fuck are you talking about?
Courtship? Pairing up? Families?
There's possibly nothing more important to keep from being fucked up and it's completely fucked up.

>>4530042
I mean the social media shit. You're having irrationally strong feelings over the inconsequential.

I simply must kill myself.

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Make happiness

>>4523566
>Emmanuelle's chair
h-hot

>>4523142
>we're going to see do you hold your chopsticks correctly
We'll that drops me out of contention

>>4521793
who is she? ig?

>>4521796
>>4522654
You're still young and 20 is a literal baby, you faggot.

Unironically travel. Don't go for the degenerate coomer trips (even though I have nothing against it). Meet people talk to women, go out.

I'd bet money you live in a shitty suburban city where the only thing to do is go out and eat in restaurants. That is literal death. SEE THE WORLD https://youtu.be/vRs34m05JNw?t=71 https://youtu.be/1A-ADuKLKxw?t=2638

>>4521787
>>4521789
>>4521791
>>4521804
>>4521812

Youre delusional incels. if you think this is the GF experience. Women wont coddle you or mother you, you have to ask them for that, and even then they won't like it. They hate stuff like that and it makes you seem weak so dont even ask. At best she'll cuddle you after sex that's it.

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>>4531082
everyone I know who has a gf, all they do is hangout in bed all day lol if theyre not at class/ work

>>4530827
There's nothing magical about traveling that will suddenly imbue you with the power to acquire a romantic relationship. I went to a couple different countries and it wasn't particularly compelling in any way. The German guy ranting at me about the history of public transportation policy in the US was kinda funny though. I don't understand what you expect those anons to do abroad and how that will help them

>>4523316
>I seek for more, my one time at life and I won't waste it on being just another human like you lot.
What is it that you seek, anon? Genuinely curious.

>>4521796
25 and hooked up with my 1st chick only a few months ago.

If you find someone vaguely attractive, have a crack, her playing with your dick will do the rest.

>>4523316
Anon. Their ignorance is their gift. Don't take that away from them.

>>4521795
kinda cringe
whoever directed this is a pathetic dude