Macaque appreciation edition
Anyone know of any cute macaque channels that aren’t abusive? I know Kiyo is good for documenting wild monkeys, but are there any that feature human interaction with them that is ethical? Caring owners or rehabilitation?Million pity videos ruined me. I’ll admit that I think there’s a primal influence to hate these babies when they go into tantrums, but 9/10 times, these tantrums are justified against their shitty SEA ownerI want to see baby macaques being cute and happyI know gif related isn’t a macaque
>>4249331>My bum is on your lips>My bum is on your lips>And if I’m lucky you might just give it a little kiss
>>4249331I'll let you appreciate mah cock, alright
You cannot look at this and tell me animals don’t have souls
How do you guys feel about orangutang asmr?
>>4249691They have more of a soul than most humans do if you ask me
>>4249362>yfw you look in the mirror
I love monke threads.
>>4249331Why do/gif/faggots hate monkeys so much? There is always a monkey gore thread with 300 replies there. Fuck that place.
>>4250259Oh I wish. Usually the jannies are pretty quick to delete the threads lately.
>>4249703>>4249706Apes falling will never not be funny
I used to not like monkeys because they were too humanlike. But now I like them because they're humanlike.
disgusting tree rats
>>4249331Based OP for making this thread on here instead of making one in /gif/, if this thread was made there i would had been filled with vids of monkeys getting tortured and abused
>>4249703>>4249706>orang asmr long 3>orang asmr longwhere's orang asmr long 2?
>>4249335Arroz Marisco makes good macaque videos, he records babies and adults
I fucking hate tree rat fucks
Such a wholesome creature
>>4252405People keep making vague allusions to very bad things regarding to that picture. Hard to tell if it's true or people are taking the piss, both seem equally probable.
>>4251889Seems harsh, but remember that baby monkeys nurse all night with their mothers, it's more important for the baby to bond with others its own age to be a successful adult. Life as a monkey can be pretty harsh and if his peers don't have his back as an adult he's not gonna survive.
>>4252405Lmao, I’d roll it down the stairs
>>4252466It's obviously abuse, you think that monkey inserted itself into a watermelon?
>>4250549Precisely my intentions. I wanna see macaque babies being rehabilitated and cared for
>>4249917He really hit him with the titty twister
>>4249335I'll never understand the monkey hate shit. Don't get me wrong, I'd trust a grizzly bear before I trusted a monkey but I don't ever feel like hurting them or wanting to see them get hurt.I don't get the monkey abuse shit at all, bros.
>>4249703>>4249706100% the same as mongs
>>4253946kike psyops to distract white people from hating niggers
>>4250259It's mostly macaques and maybe some other monkeys but never the apes. The people that are actually into primates know the differences between them and will that ourang are the best and macaques are the lowests of low. That's why one has bros vids and the other has unit731 vids. Only newfags and retards still don't know that and moralfags will never care.
>>4252405Its a pokemon.
>>4250873I love orangutans so fucking much. I’m so glad they’re on my planet. Whenever some long nose snob insists I don’t project my emotions onto their clearly human like behavior, I want to punch them so hard
>>4255812the lack of self awareness in this post is unreal lol
>>4253946>>I don't get the monkey abuse shit at all, bros.Uncanny valley.
>>4249331>see baby moneky>think i'm on /gif/ for a split second
What would you do if you had a baby minecraft monkey? I’d probably finally get the motivation to learn how to code just so I can use my arduino to fuck with it. Make a microphone that signals a tazer whenever it screeches. Make a carosel that holds it by the tail and spins around. Make a robotic with reel that holds a bottle from the ceilings by a string and always keeps it a good foot away from the monkey, no matter how high it jumps. I’d tie it’s head to the end of hot wheels stunt tracks, the kinds that connect to the car launcher, and send my heaviest hot wheels cars towards its face. When I’m finally ready to retire it, I’d put it in a long sock and contemplate whether to soak it in gasoline or hit it against a lamp post until it becomes red like redstone ore
>>4255262This. I’m a monkey hater. While I don’t approve of humans tormenting monkeys, I can vouch for the fact that it is more than simply hatred of monkeys. We typically only hate macaques. Of course, I have seen those who hate vervets, capuchins, or god forbid, baby orangutans, but these are a small fraction of the normal macaque hating monkey hatersHell, I think many macaque haters don’t even hate all macaques. The well behaved species, like stump tail and Japanese, are rarely seen in these kinds of videos
>>4256578Very true on that part. Japanese macaque are hunted in Japan because they are pest, but no one is really going out of their way to bully them hard. The fact that they are simply pest like wild pig rather than tree niggers help a lot.When you look at the macaque, you see the projection of everything the civilized man hate: they are manipulative with their overly emotional tard rage, they beg for pity when they are themselves ruthless and they are just in general rude nigger.I mean they are probably more cruel to their own than most sadistic human are to them. If you saw human stealing food from a kid while beating it up and leaving him to starve, you'd pretty much expect that adult to get lynched in any civilized society.
>>4256587Precisely. I can understand the adults slapping the babies for wanting to eat even though they’re given milk, but when the caste dynamic is involved, I feel an urge to let a monkey break the social chain, catch a roided angry alpha about to attack, pin it down, and clobber it until it grins it’s teeth and lip smacks in submission. The footage of the lowest ranking mothers trying to provide for her daughter while she knows her daughter will only ever be below their feet is fucking heartbreaking.I’ve heard that Baboons can shift their troop behavior. There was one where the alphas were all abusive and got filtered by a disease, and kinder males stepped in after and the troop became less violent
>>4256796Be sure to mount him when you're done to show the troop what's up.
>>4257387I’m white as snow. Cope harder
>>4257389You are a nigger talking out of your boon lips. Ass is Blacker than a New Orleans crackden
>>4254800This guy looks like a cool anime demon or something.
>>4257456I can't fw the no-nose thing. Otherwise it's basically an ewok.
>>4256796Their whole caste system is beyond retarded, how the fuck is this what they came up with through natural selection? I can only think of one answer: they are the submonkey to monkeys like what are subhumans are to humans.
>>4252029Monkeys probably can't drink cow milk, right?
>>4254804Ah yes, the the rare blue-faced mountain walaboo.
>>4255836I think I spotted one of the long nose snobs anon was talking about. Isn't it weird how so many of them have such long noses?
>>4257393The only black in my ass is my healing pilonidal cyst
>>4257496If I had to guess, troops that were without order and rulers were more stable, albeit crueler, than ones that were more fairPerhaps it’s an evolutionary way of saying humans need rulers or authority figures
>>4255836Orangutans definitely have primitive human emotions
>>4256571based, especially the hot wheels one made me kek 5/5fucking torture those tree rats
>>4256578>>4255262What is this retarded shit? You're acting like the videos you see aren't made by some Khmer Rouge inter-generational trauma victims trying to make some money selling this shit to sadists. Trying to make up some brainlet rationale behind why these specific monkeys are targeted instead of others on a basis of intelligence or morality is literal retard tier thinking, but then again, you get off sadism so that's kind of a given.
>>4258607Obviously the moralfag come in with no argument beyond "you should feel bad".Nigger if you know how to read then read. It's macaque 99% of the time and it's never ever apes. Can you think why? Of course not, you don't have the brain to think.Well jap macaques are hunted because they are pests, but while you have vids of that on jewtube you don't see any of those torture vids. Why is that? Oops again I asked you to think.Everyone who get to know macaques, get to hate macaques. This is why they are treated like that and frankly it's almost merciful because those niggers are just as bad with themselves. Gooks found out that knowledgeable monkey enjoyers (macaque hater doesn't mean hating on based tangs bros) and animal abusers(not the same groups) like their videos so they put more of these online.I'd get off sadism if the videos were more brutal maybe, but right now it's all mild stuff that somehow still moralfags like you cry like bitches, so I'm stuck getting off justice. Yes justice because those tree niggers are the most ill-behave manipulative faggots on the planet.
>>4258624Retard. You're either yourself a third worlder, or just barely literate. Either way, you're a retard.
>>4258624>monkey eviscerated with a blade on a broomstic>monkey beaten with own severed arm>tame
>>4252405>>4252466Source is a youtube channel named Monkey Mundo. It's been deleted by the owners. Long story short, a bunch of cambodians poach babies from semi-wild city macaques (often killing the mothers) and start youtube channel usually called "x baby monkey" or "monkey x".Usually it's videos of them bathing the monkeys or feeding them but for Mundo's case the videos were all abuse such as burying him in the dirt or putting him into a watermelon.
>>4249331>macaque appreciation threadNo offence if you like them but they’re literal vermin. It’s a disgrace that they’re considered similar to orangutans and other bro monkeys.
Literal the only value macaques have is some schadenfreud watching them get bullied by each other in the wild.
>>4250259Because /gif/ is unironically full of trannies
>>4250549Exactly! /gif/ is full of blacked threads and sado sick shit. /wsg/ is superior
>>4259129Orangutans aren't monkeys.
>>4259343GET OFF THE BARK YOU FUCKING RETARD
>>4253946Mental illness, wanting to be edgy, or just SEA faggots traumatized by whatever genocide(s) occurred in their countries stunting their emotional development.
>>4259819That's something I don't get myself. It's like ants make their brains turn off.
I never knew so many people dislike macaques here
>>4260780Ngl, that was kind of terrifying the first time I saw it.
>>4255262No, it's because the subhumans who torture monkeys are able to get their hands on macaques easier than any other sort of monkey.
There’s currently a video of a baby macaque, probably not more than a week old, having a knife cut open its mouth to where the muscles aren’t able to pull it closed.I made a thread to point it out, reported it for illegal content (which, since 2019, it is), and another anon started spamming his thread with disgusting gay scat pornMy thread was deleted, the porn was deleted, and the video still remains. Are jannies that big of faggots? Is there a monkey hating jannie that can somehow protect a thread from being deleted by other jannies? Is it simply a honeypot to hopefully encourage people to post that kind of shit and get arrested?
>>4259343Disgusting I wanna put hot sauce on it's balls and watch it's pain.
>>4260889Go be a faggot somewhere else.
>>4260787>u mad wuite monkeyboy?
>>4260866There are plenty of tang in indonesia, yet there are almost no video. At least if there is a torture ring for ourangs, the videos aren't posted here and they wouldn't be popular even with everyone hating the macaques. That's the difference, macaques are and will always be seen the lowest scum of the primates.
>>4260889>assume that jannies are out there conspiring with the monkey haters or it's an even bigger conspiracy honeypotUnironically take your meds, moralfag-kun.
>>4260780Venom in MCU confirmed?
>>4256571What I would give to kidnap Warwick Davis and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. Just terrible degradation and shameful acts. It would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. If I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. A really big dog like a mastiff. He would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. A big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? Might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place the key inside with him but put it in a high place. Not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. It would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other midgets to the death. Just so many things i would do.
>>4250259It's not directed at all monkeys just macaques whicj are loathsome creatures.
>>4255208but anon macaques are the niggers of the non-human world
>>4256578I like the Japanese ones but MAN do I fucking hate the others.
>>4259343>big ass ant biting and stinging the everloving fuck out of its cock>mild reaction as if it were just a small itchyeah these things are almost brain-dead. Monkey lovers explain yourself right now.
>>4259294confused monke thinks brother's cock is mommy's nipple lmao
>>4259292monke see pp monke drink pp
>>4261318newfag fuck off
>>4261154That’s essentially the angle I use whenever I write my rants. Truth be told, all baby macaques are adorable when they’re well behaved
>>4261324You should see their reaction to not getting food. You'd think they were dying.
>>4259318gif has sucked major donkey dick for awhile now. like 50% of it is just bots.
>>4253946I think for people who actually live among monkeys they can get to be a very unpleasant nuisance.I remember visiting Gibraltar and being very scared of the surley monkeys there, like imagine any problem you've had with a squirrel or raccoon but it's got the intelligence of a four year old and opposable thumbs.
>>4261839I fucking hate 4 years olds, I should move to a place so I can abuse these fucking monkies.My last ex had a 3 year that was fucking brat that wouldn't stop breaking into our room to take shit.I savored grabbing her hands and squeezing that shit out of them. She learned quick.
>>4262783You should probably kill yourself before you hurt someone of value.
>>4262797 Nah faggot, I'm gonna be alive for a long long time.
>>4262783I read that as "take a shit" instead of "take shit". Far less based than originally thought.
>>4260902You should be ashamed
>>4249691I don't even think humans have souls.
>>4252482You haven't seen the full video, the one that pushed the baby isn't its mother, she comes in to grab the baby after the dickhead monkey pushes her baby.
If I had it my way every person who has ever tortured a small animal for fun would get a quick bullet to the brain.
>>4263757Ah lol. Thanks for clarifying.
>>4250259It's not ALL MONKEYS, just macaques and that has been made crystal clear to even the south east asian guys getting paid for it. That's why you will never ever ever see any other type of primate hurt there.
>>4264377I’d see red if I saw an orangutan or gibbon treated that way
>>4264377>>4264438Imagine being such a fucking scumbag you try to justify torture of a small animal by saying >"lol, stupid, it's not all animals I like to see, and support suffering. Torture of other animals is TOTALLY a different thing, i'd ABSOLUTELY stop being a fucking cretin if it was anything other than this specific animal I hate."The world would be a better place without people like you.
>>4265297why dont you go suck yourself off because nobody cares about stupid tree rats here
>>4262822Just on the slim chance you're actually serious and not just trolling, the life you'll live will be devoid of love and companionship. God I hope you do live till your old, you'll be so fucking lonely and miserable.
>>4258624What's the deal with retarded sadists calling people with normal functioning brains weak. You think you're strong because you like to watch defenseless creatures in pain? Don't think you could call that strength, in fact id say it shows how weak you feel inside, that whitnessing something else suffering makes you feel better simply because it isn't you. Low life prices of absolute shit. Of all the things in life that could interest you. Must be awful living as someone who loves seeing pain in other sentient life. No friendship no love. How could there be?
>>4249335I'd want nothing more than to punt that thing into an active volcano.
>>4249706Looks like a morbidly obese retard....
>>4249331https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10320853/Enraged-monkeys-kill-Indian-towns-entire-population-250-DOGS-throwing-heights.html?ito=social-twitter_mailonlineTHEY HAV LEARNED HOW TO RETALIATE.
>>4261154Warwick is basically a small monkey.>>4261318lurk moar or gtfo my 4chan
>>4265525Lurk moar faggot. Learn what moralfags mean. If there is lulz to be had, then all the cockblockers using morality are moralfags.>>4265544Pictures are blurry, but I bet those were macaques.When these kind of shit happen, you understand why they are seen as lower than even cockroaches in term of pest.
Any idea if the idiots torturing and making those macaque torture videos have been found yet, or are those vids literally a commodity where its made?
>>4265632It's pajeets and changs. Literally soulless "humans". Feral hogs are a pest in the states but we don't get off to videos of them being tortured
>>4265621Fuck you and your lulz you waste of space, people of all attitudes on this site and its always bottom feeding turds like yourself trying to make the case that you are the majority, you're not, you're a loud minority who in your mental gymnistry have convinced yourself you belong somewhere other than 6 feet under you steaming pile of cowardly shit.
>>4261117>>4261118It's pretty amazing how naturally stronger they are compared to the average human. Homo sapiens had to sacrifice a lot of stuff just to gain insane endurance. Hell, we could literally walk for days and still be able to keep going as long as we drunk water.
>>4265544Literally nothing new really. Animals do that all the time.
>>4265525Look at all the religious retards calling people who oppose the “natural order of slavery” weak. I think it’s a cope. >I’m not wronh>it’s YOU who’s wrong
>>4265658>going on 4chan to be a boring cunt policing other people having funMaybe r*ddit and twitter would be more suited for you if you want to project fake virtues
>>4265769Poor baby am i ruining all your fun? Feel free to actually respond to the points I've made. Yes I'm virtue signalling on an anonymous imageboard you fucking retard. Love how to have to concoct horseshit like that to deal with what a lowly piece of shit you are. Think long and hard about why your idea of fun involves defenceless animals in pain.
>defenceless animals in pain>defenceless>conveniently ignore the post with the article where macaques killed 250 innocent dogs>also that vid where a macaque just rip the scalp of an old man for no reason>in pain>he think the dogs didn't suffer from a 4 story height drop>he think the dog instantly died and were just left on the concrete suffering to death>he think that they don't already torture their own babies because muh social ordercry harder bitch, I will always be glad to see those tree niggers get fucked hardjust as I will always be glad to Ourang being brosnot all primates are equal
>>4265867Go choke on the biggest bag of dicks you can get your hands on you fucking massive retard. Animals are fucking animals and if they are posing a problem and you have to cull a bunch of them for a multitude of reasons then that's what has to be done. But thats not what you're into, you fucking lying snake of a side stepping coward, who won't even take ownership of the fact you're just a ruined fucked up waste of human potential. You're into seeing the prolonged suffering of yes, defenceless animals by humans who derive pleasure from that suffering. The fucking gaul to make out like you've viewing this shit because of the dogs that died. Unbelievable.
>gault.ESL who got his family killed after they were mistaken for macaques.
>>4262783Sounds like the kind of fellow who would fuck a single mom.Even if bait, "stepdads" only get into it to fuck or mutilate the children, it should be illegal for a woman to be in a relationship with a man after she's had children by another man.
>>4265898>hisIt's a roastie.
>When you hug him some more and then drop him on floor; that’sa million pity>When you terrorize macaque and induce painful heart attack; that’sa million pity>When you feed baby out of turn and see alphas corner her; that’sa million pity>When the baby is no fun so you shoot it out air gun; that’sa million pity>Push milk bottle out of reach and baby begins to screech; that’sa million pity>When he falls off a roof and brain no longer compute; that’sa million pity>When he tries to lip smack but earn ten dozen whacks; that’sa million pity>When he calls for his mom but you beat him till he vom; that’sa million pity
>>4261126kek this might be the most wholesome webm i've ever seen on /wsg/
>>4265297>muh torture muh animals muh hurt muh suffering>oh god the world would be so much better without you i'd gladly kill you scumbagin which way are you not the same as him then?typical hypocritical moralfag. every time, you're all the same.
>>4250377>Running off to tell mom.webm
The nipples were as long as the cock. Funny the video is literally these two running around sucking each other's cock.
>>4265867Those were langers.
>>4266789>in which way are you not the same as him then?Because I don't like committing suffering on living beings you complete retard.>"if you kill your enemies they win" rhetoricEpic reading skills bro, I didn't even say I'd kill them, just that the world would factually be a better place without them (and clearly you) in it. All the dipshit, violent, chimpbrains.And if you genuinely do not understand the difference between enjoying the torture of conscious creatures and the active efforts to remove dangerous people from the group so everyone can live more peacefully then I can't say I'm surprised.
>>4265867There's a difference in culling a violent pest and getting pleasure from seeing something suffer.If you don't understand that then congratulations, you're a violent pest as well.
>>4266925>YOU CAN'T GET PLEASURE OUT OF CULLING A VIOLENT PESTWhat is the joy of hunting? What is the joy of contributing to your community by making it safer?What is the joy of making correct adjustment to an ecosystem.What is the joy of being cummed inside? You should know about that one, unless you're a total newfag.What is the joy of lulz? Being paid to kill some nigger pest that killed all the dogs in your village over some retarded feud and still triggering moralfags across the globe that live in total safety.
>>4258799Animal abuse is a staple of subhumans.
>>4267075Retard, he was literally saying that it ISN'T culling but is torturing. Did you even read what he wrote?
>>4255812Bro saaaaaaame - way more compassionate and soulful creatures than semites or nignogs
>>4267836Torture is a social construct. If you'd kill like a lion everyone would call it "torture", yet no one(at least moralfags like you) would call it like that in nature. A lion might eat his prey slowly while it's still alive, that's inhumane but guess what they aren't humans. Ourangs aren't human either, but you can still feel a certain humanity withing them. This can't be said from Macaques, they themselves "torture" their own without any remorse. What humanity is there in letting such a wicked species do such cruel things? Is closing your eyes in front of evil justice?inb4 but muh gentle murderThere is no gentle murder, unless you exterminate them completely. They only understand pain and domination, if there is any hope for co-habitation it's to make them learn the ways of civilization the hard way, their own way, the only way they will understand.A dog can be trained with compassion, but macaques know no compassion. Only suffering and sadism, thus these need to be our educational tools.
>>4258624Bro those were all baby macaques the ones that were tortured. Maybe if it one of the annoying alpha males it can be alright Acc to your reasoningBut a defenseless baby macaque being tortured is vile
>>4249691Urangutans, Bonobos and Chimps should have their special status between human and animal.
>>4268056Those "defenseless" ones are the one that grow up to be those savages alpha males. Fun thing, they are already oppressing other monkeys; some are left to starve while the alpha's son are given priority. It's even worse once you consider all the abuse done on the lower ranking babies done by the adults themselves.>>4268057Gorilla too, they should rank above Chimps in the ape list. Chimps are the closest to us, but they are also pretty fucking aggressive. They are like us in a way, while Ourangs are like pacifist hairy elves. Still their social structure isn't like the macaque's nor are they manipulative and deceitful. Violent and brutal but not deceitful and vile.
>>4268032>Torture is a social construct. If you'd kill like a lion everyone would call it "torture"You fucking moron we're literally talking about videos of South Asains carving off the genitals and limbs of defenseless baby animals.God you fucking disgust me.
>>4268173I don't see any of those video in this thread nor in any other thread. You sure love to come up with fucking bullshit strawmen. Next you're going to tell me that those SEAnigs have made rollercoaster that bring baby macaques into soap-making machines.>baby animalsThey only look that way, but animals mature way faster. They have no innocence, all their fake pity begging behavior is a tactic to instill pity and it sure work on subhuman retard.
>come to thread to enjoy monke>the monke stops a few posts in and it's just awful niggers talking about killing monkeys>not even posting their monkey snuff, just jerking off to the thought of itEverything is bad, what a terrible fucking day.
All I fucking wanted, and it's been a hard day for me already, is a little bit of fun, some funny fucking monkeys.Guess what?I don't like women very much, but do I go into a thread where people want to talk about some thot and start jerking my cock, talking about how I'd like to wrap my finger's around a woman's throat and watch the little lights in her eyes go out? No, I don't- it doesn't seem like the appropriate venue.
I think those fermented Japanese beans that stick together with the weird gluey cum paste are repulsive, but do I stalk all threads on CK that mention beans so I can go in and proselytize against natto?NOFUCK YOU FUCK YOU FOR RUINING MY MONKEY TIMESI NEEDED THESE FUCKING MONKEYS TONIGHT
>>4265533Now that you mention it I can't unsee.
>>4268182Are you insane or have you just not read the thread, there's been numerous references to the video of this happening posted on /gif/ in this thread.What do you think people are talking about when they talk about monkey torture?Numbskulls I swear to god.
i love orangutans
i was wondering why this thread was devoid of content then i remembered I'm not in /gif/
>>4266921>and clearly youah yes, clearly. so quickly jumping to conclusions, again, a hallmark of a moralfag, i'm not surprised at all.>All the chimpbrains.so, uh... the world would be better without monkeys, is that what you just involuntarily said?so much for being against muh monkey hurty things. typical moralfag hypocricy.>active efforts to remove dangerous people from the group so everyone can live more peacefully see, the problem is that you arbitrarily or randomly decide what's dangerous or le bad, and then you're willing to do literally anything to get rid of it, including doing anything that contradicts the whole point. as long as you think you're in the right.if you recognize something as "the right thing", then you'll virtually go berserk, unable to be ever convinced or reasoned with, ignoring anything in your way, just a machine hellbent on "making society more peaceful" and "doing the right thing" at any cost.anyone who even dares to slightly doubt you (and not even your original point, but just anything about you at all) while your tunnel-vision is still focused on "the right thing", you'll instantly mark as a danger too, just like you're doing now. you are simply unable to even tolerate the existence of different opinions. either people are identical to you, or they are the enemy of society.seen this all time and time again. you moralfags are mindless machines.i believe that a force like this, so chaotic, stubborn, convinced and self-righteous, and yet so easy to manipulate, is the actual, real danger to society.
>>4268385>ah yes, clearly. so quickly jumping to conclusions, again, a hallmark of a moralfag, i'm not surprised at all.How is it jumping to conclusions when you vehemently defend monkey torture while calling people against it moralfags. >so, uh... the world would be better without monkeys, is that what you just involuntarily saidThe world would be better without people that have "violent chimp" brains, ie people that enjoy watching things suffer.>see, the problem is that you arbitrarily or randomly decideIt's not arbitrary at all, it's pretty specific actually. If you take pleasure in making things suffer you are a worse individual and the world would be better off without you, and it's funny that your "le edgy psycho antimoralfag" persona gets so defensive over this, like you're secretly self conscious that most people in civilized society gladly want you gone.>typical moralfag hypocricy>anyone who even dares to slightly doubt youYou are supporting the torture of small animals for nothing but your own pleasure and it's amazing that you have so much pride in this that you concoct these pseudophilosophical judgements about people who don't like sadists.I've explained the difference between enjoying committing senseless torture and having to deal with violent psychos several times now but I guess I shouldn't be surprised you still don't understand.>you are simply unable to even tolerate the existence of different opinionsAww baby boy is so hurt I think he is a disgusting creature for enjoying the turture of small animals.This has nothing to do with opinions you sensitive fuck, this is about actions.>while your tunnel-vision is still focused on "the right thing"Feel free to explain why torturing small animals for fun is right then.>you'll instantly mark as a dangerIf you really don't understand why having people in society that secretly enjoy committing torture on helpless things is bad then I really don't know where to start with you.
>>4268408>not chimp brains, specifically violent chimp brainsso, monkeys?animals do not recognize the concept of violence. they do not restrain themselves for no reason. they are all violent if that helps their goals.>you vehemently defend monkey torture >You are supporting the torture of small animals for nothing but your own pleasure >for enjoying the turture of small animals>Feel free to explain why torturing small animals for fun is right thenquote one line.my only point always was only to make fun of your moralfaggotry and hypocrisy, not to argue your underlying point.how not surprising that you didn't notice. there's a reason why i said you'll make anyone into an enemy while you're fixated on your goal.
>>4268248>I don't like women very muchOpinion discarded, incel.
>>4268429My use of the words "violent chimp brain" was just mean to describe a certain type of person, while you shouldn't have taken it literally yes if there was a chimp that enjoyed torturing defenseless things for fun it should be put down just as we put down predators that become maneaters.>quote one line.Are you fucking kidding me, how can you use rhetoric like "moralfag" in context of someone saying monkey torture is bad, seemingly taking offense to someone saying the world would be better off without animal torturers and not come across as someone in support of torturing monkeys, genuinely do you have autism and not understand that? The world would be better off without child and serial rapists too, are you going to call me a moralfag for saying that as well?You make wild accusations like >"you'll virtually go berserk, unable to be ever convinced or reasoned with, ignoring anything in your way, just a machine hellbent on "making society more peaceful" and "doing the right thing" at any cost."Based on literally nothing and you don't understand how you give off the impression of someone who's in support of animal torture? Wowzers.And you keep calling me hypocritical, and I keep telling you why you're wrong.First of all I never said people who torture animals should be killed, just that we would be better off without them. Secondly if we had to get rid of types of people like that, like in the cases of the death penalty for heinous crimes, it's not something that should be enjoyed nor done as an act of vengeance, merely to keep people safe.>there's a reason why i said you'll make anyone into an enemy while you're fixated on your goal.You keep conflating me with this imagined strawman and it's fucking retarded.
Macaque hate is just like Pitbull hate. 100% justified, world would be a better place without them.
>>4249331mokey got swag fr fr fr sks
>>4262783pathetic waste of skin
>>4249691not a single living thing on this planet has a soul
>>4249331>>4249691>>4263569>>4269850All your "soul" is, is the electricity that flows through your nervous system and brain. It is the only thing that makes you "alive" at the end of the day and when you die, that pure energy or light dissipates and returns to where it came from while your body decomposes. Every living being shares the same energy recycled and given to us by the creator, the first piece of energy to manifest mass and create the microscopic portion of the universe we occupy before death. After death, without mass, you exist outside of time and outside of sin, making you in the true image of the creator>Immaterial light (the creator, your soul)>Accidental light (i.e. the sun, a lamp)>Material light (you, everything that has mass)>Sin (that which corrupts)
Monke haters seethe with impotent rage that they are denied of shitting up threads with their subhuman fetish.
>>4249703>gently kisses mic>bites mic>just fucking deepthroats micmy sides
>>4269946You lost me bruh, but that gangly boy made me smile. What kind of monkey?
>>4270850It was a spider monkey. A soul is an organization of information. Your heart beating blood and lungs sucking air help you live but without the electrical signals to tell your body to do any of that it wouldn't happen. Those electrical signals work whether you consciously tell them to or not, and they are the only thing that makes you alive. Hell is eternal suffering and burning because you must cause suffering and *burn* the plant or animal matter into energy in your stomach. Heaven is freedom from mass (your body) where your electricity (your soul) can travel anywhere and know anything without the limitation of mass (in every world religion and in science we know only things which have mass can experience time. Everything must be recycled or change forms it cannot be created from thin air or destroyed into nothing. Your body decomposes, your electricity is set free. Everything that lives has a soul and therefore a connection to the original soul which manifested the first mass to grow into the universe we inhabit today. Because your soul is set free after you die your information is no longer organized through your brain, it is free but because it is free it has no identity. This is why electricity seeks to create mass, so it may have an ego and experience the freedom of being wrong and stupid
>>4254804what breed/type of monkey is this?
Anybody love monkeys and apes but for some reason really want to hurt a baby one? Something primal in me wants to wither physically or mentally scar a baby monkey/orangtaun even though I love them as adults. I am not a shit skin 3rd worlder. Do I need therapy?
>>4271302no you dont need therapy faggot you need god
>>4271309I do believe in God anon, would going to church and having some boomer who loves Israel shame me suddenly make this desire to go away?
>>4271322no, fasting and exercising in the sun would. kikes who take your money haven't seen god in thousands of years and they admit it
>>4250259For me it really depends on the speciesGreatest of Apes Tier>Gorilla>Orangutan>Bonobo>All Gibbons>HumansPretty Cool Tier>Capuchins>Siamangs>Mandrills>Baboons>Golden Snub Noses>HowlersOk Tier>Panamanian White Faces>Japanese Macaques>Squirrels>Langurs Oy Vey Tier>ProboscisesWeird Tier>Bald Uakaris>Common MarmosetsShit Tier>Rhesus Macaques>Chimpanzees
>>4250382Go make a nigger thread if you want to post this trash. Don't shit up a based monkey thread with it.
>>4256578This. It's always Rhesus Macaques that are fucking shit up.
>>4258369Well, yeah. Every social mammalian species has a pecking order.
>>4258635He's ESL for sure but that hatred of macaques can only come from someone who has observed them. More than likely first hand and not some documentary that plays cute playful music while the camera man records them breaking into peoples' homes, stealing all their food, breaking all their shit, kidnapping small animals(to torture and kill) like kittens and puppies. I love monkeys and apes. But FUCK macaques.
>>4260780Anyone who learns enough about macaques begins to hate them.
>>4261120Besides the deforestation and threat from poachers, being an orang seems pretty cozy.
>>4261126Anyone have the webm of vid related?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-NKpDTwMms
>>4259318Oh it's worse than that now. Felt like a fap earlier so I went there. LITERALLY nothing but BBC and tranny threads. And I'm seeing that starting to leak into here as well. What the fuck is with coomers where they have to infect every board on 4chan? There are 13 or so porn boards and they always spread out into sfw boards.
>>4261324You might be the braindead one if you cannot tell he's having a really bad time just because he isn't making the same facial expressions we do.
>>4257500much like niggers, monke never domesticated any sort of bovine.
Anyone else have the urge to feed food to the lowest ranking member, watch as the alpha comes to attack it, jump on him and repeatedly punch him like armstrong, assert dominance, and proceed to slap their babies and dangle them by their ears as the alphas watch and submit?
>>4253946serial killers start with animals. people doing that stuff clearly got a demon
>>4265667>I think that language and intelligence evolved out of innate matter because intelligence is useful and has survival benefit --- which is why it only evolved in exactly 1 animal>I think that human beings evolved for millions and millions of yearsAnd then all at once and at the same time, around 7,000 years ago, in the Yucatan Peninsula, and in the Nile, and in Mesopotamia, the Yellow River, in New Guinea, and in the Indus Valley, we suddenly decided to make civilisationS C I E N C E !!!!!!!!!!
>>4272601love those baby Daniella videos. poor wittle monkerino got herself killed for that. million pity.
>>4271302If it's only macaques then it's a pretty natural reaction. If you include actual baby apes then it's probably a more general hatred toward babies rather than specifically only primate babies.>>4271367Chimps don't belong on the tier as macaques. If anything Baboon should go there instead, they are similar in behavior to Macaque but are less used to human so they aren't as manipulative.Chimps can get violent and aggressive, but in their aggressive I can see humanity ie killing for territory and revenge. In contrast with ourang where you can see a merciful humanity in them.
I like Baby Monkey terror when it’s between animals or more mental fears for maximum flailing and screaming, such as feeding lesser ranked monkeys in front of each other or scaring them with a fish. Actual beatings make me uncomfortable.
>>4271302>Do I need therapy?The real cure to edge is just actually participating in social activities, avoiding edgy media, giving yourself more time to quietly think and contemplate.
>>4259292Oh Helpo, you silly goose! Those are turd nuggets and Mr Cyclop's piss! Not the milk bar!Mr Cyclops, the troop alpha, has kidnapped Helpo and doesn't let him eat, nurse or get the comfort of his monkey mom. Fun times: https://youtu.be/03bWecgnW48
>>4250259it's because they're all south americans
>>4270875Weird concept but makes as much sense as most religions
>>4271302Sounds like intrusive thoughts. Your mind wants you to hate yourself but has no way to justify the hatred so it makes you believe that you love to abuse baby animals. If its really messing you up there's no harm in asking a therapist about your thoughts.
>tfw there is some psychotic third world shitskin posting grotesque monkey torture videos on /gif/ one right after another>now he's shizoposting here
>>4261126 This literally makes me so happy, thank you anon
>>4274235Literally half of the thread is him derailing it. Why is this allowed?
>>4250382I hate niggers, but this is a monke thread so fuck off
>>4249335There are very few, actually. Monkeys aren't like dogs or cats, they take a lot of work to raise properly, and raising them improperly will lead to weird issues later on. A happy monkey is either a wild monkey, or a monkey that's been raised by someone who knows exactly what they're doing.There are lots of monkeys who aren't beaten or bathed 100 times a day, but they still get dressed up like dolls and put in diapers, which isn't healthy for them.>>4251882This. He basically films the monkeys in their natural habitat doing monkey stuff without interfering unless it's to help an animal, unlike those Cambodian VOs
>>4260902No, you apply icy hot creme to the genitalia.
>>4250368it was and it will behttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schadenfreude
>>4260866/threadAnimal abusers deserve the gas
>>4275007I just like writing long hyperbolic rants about them
Can someone post the gif/webm of monkey putting finger in bulldogs ass?
>>4261245whats also remarkable is that she learnt by observation
>>4260932>>There are plenty of tang in indonesia,No there aren't retard. There are less than 50k of them, they don't live in close proximity to humans, and they are legally protected. Macaques are very numerous, live alongside humans in urban areas, and have few if any legal protections. This means it's trivial for an urban shitskin to catch a macaque in their own backyard while orangutans are nowhere near as easy to get.
>>4269946future NBA star
>>4271370>>4274316They're the same thing.
why are the monkey gore videos deleted on /gif/? honest question, because i dont get it.its not against the rules whatsoever, so why?
>>4282001it's just dudes torturing animals... never was tolerated on 4chan. A couple cat abusers were hunted down and doxed to the authorities here so I guess monkey abusers are actually privileged.
>>4253946they're a huge pest in the third world, up there with coyotes for burgers, except in parts theyre worshipped and go un culled until they threaten locals and their agriculture. theres a story somewhere out of there of a man getting pulled off a balconey by a group of monkeyshttps://www.newsweek.com/man-dies-after-being-hit-brick-thrown-monkey-1641283
im afraid i might be deranged.i kinda hate the monkeys.i dont watch the videos, but i can understand why some people would watch them.it has to be some sort of instinct to be honest, i cant explain it otherwise.
>>4261114it should be mentioned the ourangatan was copying a full size animatronic copy of itself that had been placed next to it performing the same action, however thats no excuse for the darkies
>>4271400All it takes is glancing at /d/ and realising how futanari infests every single thread regardless of the topic and how there are dozens of different threads dedicated to 'variations' of the shit. Coomers have simply degenerated to the extent that they can't even comprehend of having genuine diversity in what they consume. They just want NTR, BBC, Tranny shit.
Right, someone explain to me why macaques are so fucked up, they eat each other, they betray each other, they do not give a fuck about each other, they throw puppies and kittens off of high places, and they are prone to sperging the fuck out for no reason. What went wrong with nature to create this animal? I would probably hate them too, if I had to live in a place full of them, also, pretty sure they are known to steal shit and eat babies as well.
don't be mean to the little monkeys
>>4282463I would love to understand.as far as I'm concerned, some people feel a deep burning hatred towards monkeys that they can't explain.As for now my only somewhat logical theory would be that monkeys and humans shared a very similar diet for the most time. because of that, some people see them as "rivals" that take basic food resources away from them and therefore developed a deep, primal hatred for them in order to be able to better sustain the existence of their own kind.at least that's what makes most sense for me right nowI wonder if there is another explanation that makes more sense though
>>4269850I'm happy for you to have such an opinion. You go, girl.
>>4284423Most human reaction I've seen in an animal, scratching and licking something you don't know.
>>4259292Monke thirst monke drinkkk piss
I love monke
>>4250259Even as a gore connoisseur, I fucking despise those threads. I came to see death, not cruelty. Sadists deserve the rope.
>>4272865shut the fuck up chud
One day I wish a rain will come - a real rain that is - which will wash away the primate hate from these threads.
>>4272865Learn some archeogenetics, retard.
>>4280994No they are notthere is humans at the topthe other great apesmonkeysand then niggers at the bottomnext time try not to sound like a retard by suggesting monkey's are the same as vile nigger, yeah?
>>4259343Why the fuck is that thing's scrote or w.e. so fucking flabby?
>>4285507I heard monkeys invading houses has been pretty rampant the past couple years because tourism ceased to exists so no people out there to feed monkeys.
>>4270875Pretty neat apologetics, me like. Are these ruminations from Thomas Aquinas? If you had to recommend one book (not the bible) that you believe would help change the mind of an atheist/materialist what would it be?
>>4271659i was banned for saying nigger for 3 days.freaking troons
bros, i just discovered the monkey torture general over on /gif/...can that board be fucking purged already?
>>4293058>can that board be fucking purged already?I fucking wish anon, it's become an absolute cesspool at this point
>>4271367humans are not apes anonthey are ape pig chimeras
>>4283707they were pet animals that get wild againcorrupted by humans
>>4293058nounless you want them spill over here
>>4294985some anon's oc
>>4293058The only monkey thread on gif right now is like 50 videos of adult macaques torturing raping and killing the babies. >It's ok when monkeys do it!>Humans are.... LE EVILFucking kill yourself
>>4294982>>4294985>>4295070This is actually pretty kinoOrangutans are so frickin comfy desu
>>4261118dude is having a hard one
>>4293058We need something to contain the hundreds of simultaneous interracial and tranny/sissy threads.
>>4296361It is a sacrifice we are willing to make amirite? Kek
>>4269946You gotta stop hittin that monke weed bruh
>>4265525I'm gonna have to agree, I understand these animals can be pests and I'm not opposed to humane ways to lessen the numbers(i.e killing then quickly) I mean I don't like vermin either but if I have to exterminate I'd do it quickly and painlessly.Even then unless you yourself live in a 3rd world country and are tormented by them I don't see a reason to even hate them.The people who make these videos are soulless immoral degenerates and no amount of childish name calling or bullshit arguments will change my mind.
>>4249335>>4253946They look uncanny and ugly, kind of like old men. They're not cute. Your brain literally interprets them as ugly old men. This much is normal. The desire for torture is not normal. It's the same drive that drives black "people" to beat old men in old folks homes and abuse them day in, day out. Very few people truly LIKE old people, it's a biological imperative and wired into instinct quite a bit. Having the desire to actively hurt them is a schizo/psycho way of interpreting that general dislike. You're supposed to think they look weird/ugly. You're not supposed to have the desire to torture old people or macaques for being old(looking). Objective truth, seek help.
>>4265667There's a lot more interesting "sacrifices" we made, for example look into the chimp tests. Chimp short term memory is much better than ours. They can effortlessly memorize the positions of 10 numbers on a screen in a second. Humans let that ability wither away and instead invest a lot of brainpower in memorizing vocabulary
>>4271367why did you place us below bonobos wtf dude
>>4266789midwit moment>oh, so you dislike that persons ideals? for causing violence to things that you believe should not have violence caused upon them?>yet you wish to inflict violence upon this person? Curiousonly if you're a midwit stuck at the highest point of a bellcurve does this make sense to you
>>4282001Animal abuse videos are illegal in the United States.
>>4298156>United States v. Stevens, 559 U.S. 460 (2010), was a decision by the Supreme Court of the United States, which ruled that 18 U.S.C. § 48, a federal statute criminalizing the commercial production, sale, or possession of depictions of cruelty to animals, was an unconstitutional abridgment of the First Amendment right to freedom of speech.
>>4298484>you have the constitutional right to speak about the videos that you also possess as well as possessing said videos depicting animal cruelty>therefore you can have these it's cool, otherwise you wouldn't be able to talk about itonly in murica
>>4259292>>4259294>>4259343Some people seem to especially enjoy monkey abuse videos more so than others. I wonder if that has anything to do with our evolutionary pasts from when we had to complete for territory with these other monkey type creatures.
>>4256578It's almost entirely Rhesus macaques. Those things are so shitty. They're vermin tier. Like crackhead raccoons that are smart enough to open doors. They torture any small animal they can get their hands on. They attack people and are even known to target children. Fuck rhesus macaques. Seriously. There are very, very few animals that I hate on principle alone and rhesus macaques are near the top of that short list.
>>4253946I'd rather live in Atlanta than a city full of rhesus macaques
>>4249691>The 16 year old edgelord repliesLol
>>4282472Monkey see monkey do
>>4271367I'm unironically terrified of chimpanzees. Agree with you on the list
>>4298854You're actually fucking retarded.
>>4264438if I saw a gibbon harmed in any way I would genuinely want to kill whoever did it
>>4271367>SiamangsAren't they Gibbons, no?
Where did the monkey hate threads went? I miss seeing this little goblins being beaten
>>4254800what type of monke is this
>>4298032>They can effortlessly memorize the positions of 10 numbers on a screen in a secondOf course they do, because they don't see them as NUMBERS, but as SHAPES. We "think" 10 as a number first, and everything else later, that's why we usually have to think about it as a number, then as a shape, then as a concept, then as something else, and THEN pick it, hence why we're so slow, we can't think fast enough because we haven't evolved further to be able to actually think fast enough to do that test much faster WHILE knowing that 10 is both a number and a visual shape on a screen.Chimp = SymbolsUs humans = probably something that looks like a number, or a geomatric shape, or whatever the fuck that other thing is.Do the same test for a human being who has absolutely no knowledge of the concept and idea of numbers or even math, and I swear to you, that human being would ace the test as fast as a chimp would.
>>4274235>>4274295Probably a psychopath or a sociopath who's bored as fuck. Boredom can be far more worse than you could ever imagine.
>>4268248why even read any of it? are you new? just look at the images lol
i would kill 50 people in a row with a rusty screwdriver right now to be a gorilla or orangutan
>>4252405He's evolved to wearing armor.
>>4300763Kind of funny how we're still technically speaking apes, sapient, but still apes.
>>4271367rhesus macaques (common tree rat) are garbage animals and I delight in their suffering.
>>4249331Got any soup vids?