>>4156760He's so robotic and odd. I know why he's on tv he's friends with the Dems.
WTF...HE'S JUST LIKE ME
Are you alright anon?
>>4156839god damn this makes me miss smoking
>>4156840Single greatest season of television ever made.
>>4157312Mr.Kitty - After Dark
>>4156850This is beyond ridiculous. I hope Colbert hates himself while doing this for $
>>4157558this looks cool. searching for genji is full of gaming shit but is it crows zero?
>>4157584A jew does not hate themselves for anything done for money
>>4157632crows zero 2007
>>4156857Same here, but I know it's not worth it.
>>4156760Is that supposed to be the Proclaimers?
>>4156850Are they trying to get people opposed to taking the vaccine?
>>4157832It's not. I even had one after years of not smoking and it was disgusting, couldn't do more than a puff. But I bet if I had smoked the whole pack it would come back. Also mads has fucking hair kino. Also I love that song, wtf I'm autistically obsessed with it.
>>4156850This cost thousands of dollars to create
>>4156850Why did they make all the cartoon syringes look like they were on the verge of a hysterical breakdown?
>>4156760Why is it so fucking hard to just make a sound version of this?
>>4156894is this true detective? season 1? ive never watched it but does it have any woke shit in it? if not ill give it a try.
>>4159421>>4159520The first hour of this movie was a PS2 game that you remember buying a cheat codes book for in late 2002
>>4159520wee-oo wee-ooids da bolise :DDD
>>4156771Anyone else remember when ricky made fun of karl for having an inner monologue? Literal NPC moment
>>4156760their faces are always so telling. look how dead inside he looks while clearly pretending to be having fun. he's probably thinking about what his 20 year old aspiring artist self would think seeing him reduced to a mouthpiece for corporations and the government.
>>4159609I dont think he gives a fuck. Probably a pedophile in hollyweird, he's fine with his multimillion worth apartment smoking expensive cigars and whiskey.
>>4160150Ben thinks they were actually being trained to become astronauts in a week? Top kek, they were being trained how to survive the trip and know the basics, big difference there. So yeah Ben, it would be easier to train these people to survive the trip into space to do their job than to train actual astronauts to do it for them in the time they had
>>4156850This has to be Colbert 4D chessing preventing as many people from getting the vaccine, he must have created this bit realising and regretting how far he's let society go with the intention of alienating people at home knowing everyone around him not only will support this shit to the end but lacks the introspection to see how dumb this is. I hate him but I can't accept at all that he's this dumb and unaware.
>>4160178you sound like a "salt of the earth" type of guy
>>4160178shut the fuck up michael bay.
>>4159696Charlotte Gainsbourg, The Cement Garden. Not a particularly enjoyable movie.
>>4160150>>4160178Yes it is in fact easier to train drill rig workers to be actors than actors to work a drill rig.
>>4159073Not off the top of my head. Its just good TV
>>4156760>/tv/is it okay if I dump random clips from movies? Is this the thread for that?
>>4160276>Television & Film
>>4160303requesting the one where he wont open his fucking eyes
>>4160304You asked if you could dump movies because the title said /tv/, but it says television & film, so yeah you can, you can see that most people are posting movie clips anyway
>>4159073no its not woke, one of my favourite series
Since we are on the subject with Blade Which movies are considered "good" vampire movies or tv shows?. Seems like only Blade,Underworld and Twilight made a main stream appeal. Are there even movies in the Masqarade Universe?There was supposed to be Morbius but seems Sony are pussies since there is a bat virus in the movie
>>4160363I always liked Interview with the Vampire, despite of all the faggot undertones I really enjoyed the faggot undertones.I also love the scene where Brad Pitt uses the scythe to kill other vampires, gotta make a webm of that.
>>4160316>>4160364>>4160370>goggles + black jump suitLove this look. Robert De Niro of all people uses it in The Score too.
>>4160370Please make a webm of the scythe scene, that was pretty cool.
>>4160818I had no idea Hardy also did the voice for this fucking guy, thought they hired a separate actor for that. And for some reason I thought that actor would be black.
>>4160777have some antonio banderas in the meantime
>>4160828Looks like a SyFy movie.
>>4161412everything looks cheap nowadays.
>>4156839Kojima literally said that he added scenes where he smokes in Death Stranding because he looked cool doing it IRL when they met
>>4161429Meant to post here >>4161286
>>4161432I'll forgive you. This time.
>>4159605Does Karl have the inner monologue?
>>4156839Wtf since when was smoking so cool?
>>4156850Does his audience actually like this shit? Jesus. I'm vaccinated and everything but nothing makes me regret taking it more than the pro-vaccine propaganda.
>>4160150this is hilarious because NASA is actually full of incompetent egomaniac civil servants that couldn't find a job in any high tech industry outside the government, but normies and NPCs love to put them in a pedestal and revere them as modern oracles
>>4161614goddamnit why keanu why u no talk english
the best buddy cop movie that never was.
>>4161614i know that with acting, a good amount of one's performance comes from playing off of another actor's performance. "Acting is reacting" and all...So i wonder if Gary Oldman was being kind of held back from Reeve's wet towel performance, or just how much worse Reeve's performance would've been if he was working with a shitty actor
>>4161621to be fair he was perfect for the role
>>4161629I can almost feel Oldman's frustration when he pulls out the sword on Keanu's fucking face. Like he's actually TRYING to get him to react to no avail. It's hilarious in hindsight lmao.
>>4160364>that dramatic pause before the thing slides aparti love this trope
>>4156850>>4156760>lets do a pro-vaccine thing to like, encourage getting the vaccine>how will we do that?>we'll get fags and a guy in drag to dress in syringes while I struggle to smile because of how many face lifts I've gottenI swear they do this shit on purpose. They thrive and profit off the polarization of the country. If you genuinely wanted to convince people to get vaccinated you wouldn't get some fag with a beard with eyeliner dressed as a syringe.
>>4156857>>4157832yeah i started smoking because i thought it would make me look cool... and wouldn't you know it, it did make me look coolbut after 2 hospitalizations its time to kiss it goodbye
>>4162425Thanks for reigniting my hate for the chinks.
>>4161663I can't tell if this is a filter or not, this is the weirdest old looking person I've ever seen and there's something not quite right
>>4162676t. low T faggot
>>4162807It's a filterhttps://www.tiktok.com/@leelochip
>>4160192Nah, NPCs are just that self-unaware. They are so oversocialized they don't live in their bodies but in other people's thoughts of them.
>>4160370The way the books are written is interesting. Each follows a different vampire, going over their past and continuing the current timeline. Interview is alright but the movies don't really do it justice.>>4160363There aren't really any good vampire movies.Fright Night 1985 and The Lost Boys are pretty classic.There is Bram Stoker's Dracula which is more the original lore of them.Buffy the Vampire Slayer for monster of the week proto-marvel quipping and 30 year olds portraying teenagers.Twilight went full retard into female audience only territory with the homely girl being fought over by two guys fantasy, and I don't think vampires have recovered.
>>4160303wait is Blade a satire? I've never seen them and always thought they were normal action movies
>>4157294opportunist? europe was hell in the first half of the 20th century. we fought wars on international credit grinding our wealth and importance to dust in the process.we fought amongst ourselves hundreds of thousands trying to solve age old problems that we still have and are yet to solve under the EU. Something as simple as Spain isn't solved and won't be except by the barrel of a gun and no one steps up to solve it. we will have to go through it one more time and maybe by then it will all be over
>>4163024what's the name of this warwick davis movie?
This has to be the sloggiest clip I have ever seen for any TV show, so I had to share it. Here is the only high quality English clip of the lost Nick sitcom: Noah Knows Best.
>>4162262Cringe reddit-tier faggot, go back you incel chud. No one listen to this pol-tard boomer garbage, fucking zoomzoom child has no idea what xir is talking about.
>>4161574Let me guess, you have a blue collar job and dont trust "the media"
>>4157991hey, the more antivaxxers the merrier. Odds are pretty decent they either die, get long covid so bad they are barely functional vegetables, or rack up enormous hospital expenses. World doesn't need those selfish idiots.
>>4163458>and dont trust "the media"Who does tho?
>>4162262Yeah! They tell people to get vaccinated in the most retarded and infantile way possible to attract all the retarded faggots that would feel superior to the unvaccinated. They make easy money from the retarded and get them to hate "the other".
>>4163257You're in the wrong website if you think /pol/ and readdit are the same.
>>4163476>Odds are pretty decent they either die, get long covid so bad they are barely functional vegetables, or rack up enormous hospital expenses.I bet you heard that on the news lmao
>>4159196Why is the word "fuck" censored?
>>4162297If I had to guess, this is the live action adaptation of Parasyte
>>4163476Odds are not even close to any of that actually lol
>>4161494Can you read?
>>4163513I guess the person on YT who made it thought it would be more authentic for the style of TV broadcast, but yeah it doesn't make much sense if you're just going to show the guys brains being blown out. If he was going for realism then he should had a freeze frame just before the Joker kills Murray and have the audio continue to play, that's what they do on the news. If it was supposed to be "live" footage then the bleep makes even less sense
>>4163458Whats wrong with being apart of the working class?
>>4156850Geesus. Leftists consider this entertaining? I quit watching night night talk shows when Craig Ferguson retired. Looks like I made the right choice.
>>4160150My friends went and saw this movie in the theaters. I refused. I couldn't get past the idea they sent laborers to space.
>>4163458Let me guess, you are an unemployable college graduate and you trust "the media"
>>4163653College graduates with STEM degrees aren't unemployable. I just moved from Siemens working on fire alarm making 60k to working on DaVinci surgery robots for 79k. Keep swinging hammer and turning wrench Billybob. No one cares about your opinions.
>>4163476in what world lmao
>>4157545Hungry lad eh
>>4160512I have no idea what is supposed to be happening here. The music makes it seem dramatic and climactic but I have no context. It looks like he is going into the sun's corona. He has the suit on so he won't get coronavirus.
>>4160192Its just a sign of a dysfunctional workplace resting on its laurels and promoting agendas instead of being funny. Im certain the question was posed "how do we promote vaccination today" and the lazy, creatively bankrupt writers genuinely couldnt do any better. You have to remember they fart out a show every single week night
>>4163689you seem to care enough to answer
>>4163257these guys always think they can fit in just by throwing out a bunch of our buzzwords. presumably because they're all 95 IQ faggots from discord.
Anyone have that webm of Greta Thunberg saying blah blah blah in the UN?
>>4163528Lmao. I wonder if he knew those lines would get him laid. "I came across time for you Sarah." How many people can say that? Wew. He says this after talking about her picture, too, very romantic desu.What's interesting is he says something like, "John Connor gave me a picture of you once... You seemed just a little sad... I always wondered what you were thinking in that moment." The picture of course was taken right at the end of the movie when Sarah was in the jeep, and she's talking on a recorder... about Kyle Reece. She was thinking of Kyle when the photo was taken.KINO. Only James Cameron can make action movies this kino on every metric.
>>4163458He’s totally right.NASA is really, really strangled by its federal umbilical cord. Priority is placed on bureaucracy. Employees belong to a massive union. It takes them forever to do relatively simple things and capricious innovation is impossible. Everything has to run through hyper rigid protocol designed to lower demands on employees and milk pay, so working with NASA costs 10x that of a private company or a foreign nation.And people do worship them soiboi style, with open mouth retarded, fuck me in the face prostration that meets some societal expectation not to besmirch the chief deity of the religion of science.Science is a great tool for living well and helping others live well. NASA still has really smart people working passionately despite the bureaucratic attempts to gimp exceptionalism. But, this ‘how dare you’ attitude about the laziest, most corpulent aerospace entity in the United States is naive, and completely ignorant of the aerospace industry.
>>4164530But, this being said,It is a really retarded movie clip. Engineers are generally brilliant at marrying the physical, conceptual, and purpose, and often have well rounded lives. Most could learn how to drill a hole faster than any roughneck, but their exceptional skill led them into another career.
>>4161510it has always been cool, the thing is that media has turned against this for so many years, as smoking was one of the few things that looked manly.
>>4160303>I'll try spinning, that's a good trick!
>>4164835lmao is that an under barrel nade launcher? never noticed that one, fucking love the movie
>>4164857I got some punching too.
>>4161627what movie is this... ive seen it before I swear
>>4164891Holy shit its Terminator isn't it?I figured it out. Those cops are awesome actors
>>4164891The Phonebook Killer (1984)
>>4160364>>4160338>>4160316del toro has a real eye for cool aesthetics
>>4159073Don't believe the other two, it's 100% SJW propaganda. Don't watch it
>>4160512That one scene in outer wilds.webm
>>4161627shit, youre right
>>4156760he hasn't trolled this well since he was john stewart's bitch on the daily show. I bet he sleeps well knowing it makes you retards seeth so muchdon't take shit so seriously
>>4163689Yet you are really unhappy with your life, impostor syndrome? Why do you care about opinion of NEETs? Insecure much?
>>4158002Anywhere I can find this show?
>>4159605I remember other NPC moments.>Karl says something "obvious when you think about it">No, no, no, no, you caaan't, that's impossible, you're mental>turns out it's actually true/possible/researchers are doing this as we speakRicky Gervais (?) is a full on NPC at all times, he's just lucky enough to be born in England where someone like him can make it as a comedian.
>>4160761That's an awesome sound. Too bad it's a shitty horror movie.
>>4162229More like Bye-Ex.
>>4165461You will never be a woman
>>4156850How do I get unvaccinated?
>>4163024I hope you aren't the one who took the time to make webm of this, but if you are... May God have mercy on your soul.
>>4157545damn that chomp animation was unexpectedis this version of parasite any good ?
>>4160818pretty sure they revoiced that thing because no one could understand it in the trailer
>>4163451oh that's clever
>>4164835that's an MP9, not an Uzi...
>>4156760I got the vax for my job because I didn't really think anything of it at the time. But after seeing shit like this, I really, really, really regret it. There has to be something wrong with it if they are pushing it this hard.
>>4156839dang, i stopped smokingbut...
>>4161663wow what a predictable punchline
>>4166367there is an uzi just beneath itbut yeah thats bad framing. im guessing they just worked with whatever insert shots they had
>>4156850Anyone remember when he was pro republican?I know hes a puppet, but it seems like everyone forgot he was a GOP dick rider up untill obama left.
>>4166018lmao what movie?
>>4163689kek you think making less than 100k is an accomplishment.
>>4166466>I don't know for a fact that it says that, but I'm sayin' it right now.so goodCharlie Day and Mary Ellis (also the waitress from Always Sunny) have been married for like 15 years now
>>4166343Same, I think it's awoken a new fetish
>>4163800>>4160512The movie is Sunshine (2007)>>4164407The movie is Animatrix (animated films prequel to the Matrix story)>>4166462the movie is Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood (1996)
>>4166409Grow up, you fucking virgin
>>4163451only took you 20 years to come up with this huh. still pretty clever.
>>4164057Do Japs really act like this? Why are they retarded? Aren't they supposed to be high IQ?
>>4156785why is the cameraman so close
>>4166421If you think Colbert was ever pro republican you are actually retarded
>>4166409Marvel fans like predictable plots
>>4156850society will collapse within the next 10 years.
>>4167321>t-ten more years!
>>4161629If Oldman hadn't have been there, Keanu wouldn't look nearly as bad. Bad, sure, but like. This is a 1.5/10 actor next to a 9/10. It's fucking brutal, and I have no idea why Coppola went with this choice.
Christopher walken making a funny
>>4161614Oh cool it's that one Conker's Bad Fur Day level
>>4167532If keanu was a little better, it would have made perfect sense if you take a step back and look at the whole film.I have a soft spot for art that is generally campy with a few highly detailed, highly fleshed out foci that are taken to the logical extreme of grandiosity. It’s like a b movie with an S+ aura in the background that surfaces with things relevant to Dracula. Like mundane life with the supernatural punctuating through the vail here and there in highly precise ways.It seems obvious to me just cause I’ve always had that archetype in my heart, and it’s resonated with me in art since I was young. But it might be difficult to convince you as there’s no smoking gun to show you.Just try to recall your first impression of the movie, with the slow, comfy set-up. It clearly had a mind for spooky folk. It’s letting you relax, and doesn’t have to exhaust you with constant, absolute, severe, raw, existential starkness. You can breathe when you want to. It let’s you know when the good shit is about to happen with a fade into heaviness, so you can get that spiritual part of you warmed up to soak it in properly and carefully. And then the heaviness gets absolute, and you’re no longer experiencing a diorama with the cardboard poking out of the sides here and there. You’ve faded entirely into a dream and everything is vivid, and the writing, directing, and acting are hammered out until everything resonates and brings wonder, even under close scrutiny. Then the tension lets up until the next time, with increasing frequency as myth overtakes predictable reality.
>>4156839Fuck you Mads now I want to go and have a cigarette.
>>4166421This has to be bait
>>4167327Funny how global warming people sound the same way
>>4162244I like the bit where she encounters the corrupt judge and it doesn't waste any time with foresight, she just shoots her immediately
>>4157539It's at this point the thread went to shit.Don't you slany eyed niggers have your own fucking image boards?
>>4167681> Make graph> No scale> No unitsInto the trash it goes.
>>4167681Fun fact: Did you know the Roman's grew grapes by Hadrian's wall?
>>4163689Really shouldn't get cocky about making 80k
>>4163571Live TV can have delay to edit beeps in.
>>4167334what's this from?
>>4162860Interview is a masterpiece. Books must have ruined it for you. It’s easy to tell someone on paper that they ought to just separate the universes, but, with the imagery ingrained in your mind from the books and the predictability robbing you of the virgin experience, it’s never going to be the same of going into the movie cold.Like the imagery from the books is always going to be there in your mind, and it is imagery that only works in books and is constantly disjointed with the movie experience. For instance, you can never get that patient presence of situation in a movie like you can in a book, where the setting can be suspended in your mind for hours.And knowing what is going to happen is going to keep you analytical instead of open to experience. There’s already a template of [normal/should be] in your mind, and you’ll be bouncing everything off of that instead of starting with a blank canvass and a new experience.I think I’ve gotten past it a few times, but I had to watch the movie several times to absorb enough where I could actually have two distinct universes in my head.
>>4167276He wants to get punched in the face.https://youtu.be/69mmVL1ffwk
>>4167288>noooo you can't point things out or you're a [buzzword]
>>4167857Damn how much ammo did he have in those revolvers
>>4163257this website has gotten so fucking stupid its unbelievable. you baited two people so far with this absolute mess of a shitpost. jesus christ.
>>4163476>fuck humans!death to traitos. every human in this plane of existence is another body to throw against the overwhelming forces that stand against us all.
>>4163800>starship is sent out to the sun that suddenly started cooling>to deal with the still-massive heat and radiation it has a giant heatshield>as they're getting close to the sun the shield gets damaged and needs to be repaired>they angle the damaged part away from the sun and let the other half take the brunt>repairs take too long, they have to turn the shield sunwards again>captain finishes repairs but is caught in full sunlightIt ain't exactly 2001 but Sunshine is a fun sci-fi movie
>>4166799The Prisoner (1967)The finale which that clip is from has to be one of the weirdest show endings I have ever seen
>>4168081looks like Lawrence of Arabia
>>4156839to the smokers replyingyour jaw isn't as big, it doesn't get as big when you puffyou arent as cool as him. that's genetics.
>>4168745that CGI face looks horrible.
>>4168745what movie is this?
>>4168745https://streamable.com/8k30pw here's my version. It almost syncs up perfectly
anyone have that tucker carlson webm with the less i know the better playing
>>4168745this is fucking stupid, what's even the point of armor at all if you can kill someone by lightly dragging a knight along iti fucking hate this shit in movies
>>4168745>literal morphinggood god.
>>4168745Can anyone upload the Harkonnen chanting scene?
>>4171063If anyone interested to webm it, the scene starts at 1:09:30 mark
>>4171063>Harkonnen chanting scenehack Villianue copies Mongolian throat singing
>>4164304red headed stranger
>>4165675>>4165683Love J.K. Simmons