>>4091592Post the moth joke
>>4091592heard this guy's a real jerk
>>4091721this one is my favorite because he's such a jerk to the poor girl but it had to be done
love norm so much
I have nothing to share but long live this thread. Norm is the best.
>>4091592Any relation to Tom MacDonald?
>>4091721You're a woman. A fat woman.
>>4091807>A talented talk show guestThis alwasy kills me
>>4091592It's funny how Norm and Andy always had a better rapport than Norm and Conan.
>>4091873>YOU AND ME, JIVE TURKEYmy sides are history
>>4091721or so the Germans would have us believe
>>4091618Make one of his california pizza kitchen joke.
>>4091592My man! I love his comedy! Check out Tex Hooper! It's on Spotify. Worth it!
>>4091651Ask, and ye shall receive
>NORM IS SO BASED I MISS YOU PATRICE RIP SKYKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>4091592it's actually endearing how Norm never fails to make Conan laugh
>>4092884Whats wrong with Patrice?He was a funny guy.
Is this guy always drunk or what?
>>4093630he's a workaholic
>>4092801Norm's like a reverse comedian where the punchline is the least funniest part of the joke.
>>4092782Fred Stoller's reaction here is the best
Great thread. Thanks op
>>4093649hopelessly addicted to workahol
>>4091618wouldn't want to be a bigot, after all.the real victims are the innocent aztecs, after all
>>4091807my favorite thing about this clip is when norm says "box office poison" and conan says "she's in it" he has to look at his card for her name. "courtney thorne smith is also in it" so good
>>4094188you are welcome, anon
>>4094243lol I never noticed that before. you truly never see everything in a video even after hundreds of times watching it.
YESSSSS.It's been at least 3 years since the last Norm thread.But I can tell that his OP is no where near as based as the last one. That guy made a shit load of webms.
>>4094873His hands are tiny
>>4094243I knew her name at 13 years old when Melrose Place was on, and I hated that shit and never watched. Some people live in a haze where it's acceptable to never take in any information.
>>4097143>i retain useless informationnice
>>4092782>barely literate>"most toothsome dish in all of gastronomy"
>>4097143>Some people disregard useless and irrelevant information.There you go, buddy.
>>4091807I miss the era where chicks wore leather jackets, black t-shirts, ordinary jeans and black high-heeled ankle boots
>>4094873>3 yearsAre you exaggerating? Threads have been sliding like waters lately
>>4091592Andy was a pretty funny dude. I remember laughing my ass off at his character in Cabin Boy.
>>4092884Un-bunch your man-panties
>>4097628Norm is probably a secret literary genius. I heard a rumor that he penned a book or two about math theorems under a fake name.
>>4094873one of these?https://archived.moe/wsg/thread/2135460/#2138771https://archived.moe/wsg/thread/2103700
>>4098770Cabin Boy was an abortion and no one should even pretend it exists.
too lazy to watch any of these webms but norm is fucking based.read his book. it's amazing
>>4100477This sour faggotry is why you had no friends to smoke and laugh with when it came out.
>>4099810hes your average /lit/ pseud
>>4095448so are mine. im just like norm
>>4100477Seems like someone's pipes haven't been cleaned.
I summon more.
does anyone have the joke about jiro dreams of sushi? probably my favorite clip of all time
But the meanest dogs are generally found guarding concentration camps
>>4092801is this supposed to be a Christopher Walken impression?
>>4103211>describes the exact kind of joke Norm always tells>I would never tell that kind of joke
>>4091604i love his accent and wheezing
I'm an artist so I'm getting a completely different purpose out of these, but these are all great for multiple reasons. Well done. Keep em comin' (if possible)
>>4114153>I'm an artist so I'm getting a completely different purpose out of theseAre you planning on drawing Norm in the nude or something?
>>4091618holy fucking god damn my sides
>>4091721The more i hear about this norm guy the less i like him
>>4114674Never gets old
>>4103211Jesus conan sucks so much.
>>4091592this joke is even funnier when you find out Andys father came out as gay and left his family
>>4117340>Which oneHell yeah, iron Mike
>>4114126this was such a comfy episode
r.i.p. norm your last laugh was getting me to buy tickets to a comedy show in november
>>4118716Just about to order tickets for his show aswell the one actually funny comedian ive ever seen. This sucks cock.
>>4091592OP killed him
Rip brother, we love you
Well that's strange. Went to check on this thread for the first time ages and it's the day he's "dead". Wonder what made him want to disappear.
damn. I was really hoping to see him become more and more of an old coot.
God damn it we lost a true legend...
I didn't even know he was sick
RIP, although I never knew this man, and I'm not even a zoomer, but then again, I'm not an American either.
>>4118747I feel like what we should do is still go and ask "what time's Norm going on stage? Can't believe you sick fucks dug his body up for this."
fuck me, I know he had so many funny years to go
>>411876710 yrs of cancer
>>4116347;..it suddenly got dusty in here
>>4118833norm would've loved those triple dubs anon.Fuck cancer for real, I never wish it on anyone after my mom had to deal with it.
FUCK. Rest in peace Norm, truly a fucking legend.
Okay, this one got to me. Norm Macdonald was a beyond a legend and considered the funniest of all times by many comedians. RIP Norm. It looks like you won't make your New Year's resolution this year.
Feels bad bros, RIP the greatest
never read about someone fighting longer against cancerrip
World got a lot less funny today.
>>4118716>>4118727>>4118747>>4118749>>4118756>>4118767>>4118778>>4118781>>4118782>>4118784>>4118786>>4118789>>4118793>>4118813>>4118822>>4118824>>4118833>>4118835>>4118847>>4118854>>4118856>>4118858>>4118867>>4118873Newfags or samefag; either way, fuck off.
>>4118879Bruv just google it.
35 Minutes of Why Norm Macdonald Got Fired on Weekend Updatehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pCH_Ab6SIE
Norm I hope all those whacky jesus books ya read where true. RIP miss ya big man
what the FUCK did you do OP
>>4118879Actually fucking retard
>>4118879Yeah those are all me, you got me. Dipshit.
>>4118879Kys nigger. /pol reporting in, nobody is talking about Norm over there so I came here to pay my respects. RIP Norm.
This thread was started when he was still alive, and then he died.Soon this thread will die too.
Norm dies and this is the latest video posted on the biggest Norm yt channelhttps://youtu.be/tEWHwvt9A0QGuess Norm got the last laugh on these fuckers eh
>>4119000It hurts AnonI will miss him for as long as I remember him.
Rest in peace Norm, your comedy was some of the best I've seenYou will be missed dearly
>>4091592F. We lost a good one today. The man didnt give two fucks about woke culture. You'll be missed norm :(
>>4097143You realise that a talk show host introduces and talks to hundreds of people a year, for a few minutes at a time, right? He probably knew her name, just didn't want to accidentally get it wrong on national television, but good on you for remembering the name of her - now, name the cast of every other movie that debuted that year as well.
>>4112587The joke Conan described is a raunchy sex joke, I think that's what he meant.
>>4091721hold the fort
>>4114126Jerry is one of the few good jews out there.
What a jerk, dying today instead of on the 11th.
Good night sweet prince
Norm giving some insight on his mindset while dealing with cancer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAp-igcRhMQ
>>4091592rip norm :(
>>4118822i didn't even know he was sick :(
>>4091592Fuck this sucks. I can't believe he's actually dead. It's fucking surreal.
The worst part was that he was just 3 days off
>>4119292Many anons besides you are saying that same thing, so he clearly touched the world in a meaningful and lasting way.Usually celebrity deaths gives me a "light sadness", but this is bringing on the profound sense of loss.
>>4119363I've literally never felt anything for any celebrity death in my life, but this feels like the loss of an old friend. RIP, to what might be the realist in the game
>>4119308It would have been a funny way to go. I guess 9/14 is now the mast tragic day in American history.
I genuinely cannot think of one public figure i admired more. Thank you for everything Norm.
Fucking RIP, i never understood people who got depressed when a celebrity diedI know how it feels now
Who would have thought he'd die before artie lange?
>>4119162Fuck that would've been unreal
>>4091592>$450.05That's over 9000based old man
>>4091592imma miss this man, he's probably making fun of us right now
>>4119152He dated a high school student when he was 38 at the height of his sitcom popularity
>>4119524That is pretty based.
Really? I didn't know he was sick.
ominous thread.rest in peace big guy.thanks.
>>4091721Heard this guy's fucking dead too.
Now you've done it OP
>>4119588Damn this was really fuckin deep. Man, Norm puts it so well. I'm kinda the same way with how I react more to art or artistic stuff rather than real life.I can't cry when people I know die, but when I read a striking passage in a book I would get so overwhelmed by it that I'll have to stop right there because I wouldn't be able to sit down and finish the chapter. And I've fallen in love with a few actresses, like an autist. Now I wanna go to an art museum and see how I'll react.
>>4119625yeah. know the feel.alot of my family like 8+ of them died within 2 years, then the icing on the cake was my big old dog i raised from pup/end dying. that 1 fucking hurt.so my aunt died couple years ago.i get the call when driving to a job at like 7am.and by this point i am fucking numb.stunned, but it doesnt hit me, ya know.then couple years go by, my cousin (her daughter) sends a picture of her, and her daughter.. (the granddaughter)and her daughter looks just like her when she was a kid. and thats when it finally hit me.my aunt was dead. cause she would never be able to see her daughter being this mother, and her grand daughter that looks just like her daughter did.that's the part that got me about it.natural beauty and things like you mention also can make my eyes water. but i dont show emotion. it's like a dead cry.but deep inside, shit is going on. i think those are the beautiful moments in life.
>>4091592Dam this world sucks. we lost norm.but are stuck with Andy 'give me woke points' the Swedish German.
Goddamnit, bros. I can't take this shit anymore. F
>>4091592This sucks. But hey it could be worse.Imagine if norm died walking off choking himself.And at least he went out killing the cancer with him. To me that's a draw.
>>4091873shit. got me good
>>4091819>puts it in the funniest possible way>"why'd you laugh at that?"What a genius
>>4119189I love Nick Offerman
F big man
>click on "watch thread" 2 weeks ago>wait for it to reach bump limit and laugh my ass off for a whole day watching all the webms of Norm posted>Norm fucking dies in the meantime>now i'm laughing and crying at the same timerest in peace Norm, you'll be missed
>>4091721He's definitely uniquely funny but he's also a troll. All the annons that worship him and are left trembling over his death think that trolling is the pinnacle of human interaction.
>>4091721>>4114656>>4119833Jesus tapdancing motherfucking Christ, how the FUCK did you delicate fucking sacks of shit end up on fucking 4chan of all places? Goddamn. Fuck off to fucking plebbit or Facebook, there are plenty of places for humourless, bitter, miserable, frigid fucking cunts like you. Let us have one fucking place where we can indulge in the best parts of human nature without your puritanical fucking bullshit.
>>4119846I think you missed that at least both of these are references to Norms own jokes>>4091721>>4114656
fuck, finished watching his norm macdonald show sitcom few weeks back; rip
One of my favourite Norm jokes ever.
Norm's soul purpose was to test and train the patience of other comics.
Rip. This one hurt.
>>4091819calmly stating "9/11 was a national tragedy" and getting a laugh? That's why Norm will forever be one of the all time greats
>>4118883>>4118927>>4118931>>4118934>>4118945>>4118962>>4119557Thanks for all the (you)'s
>>4091901no, just Ron MacDonald.
>>4119846>Let us have one fucking place where we can indulge in the best parts of human natureI'm gonna have to label you as the newfag if that's what you think of 4chan, kekTake care of your jimmies
>>4119625same, didn't cry at my cousins funeral who killed himself, but I've cried to multiple albums and I also cried because Norm died
>>4091592fart comedy and Norm Mcdonald are the most american unfunny shit ever.
>>4120345Rent free, incel
>>4119408i hate how i knew exactly where this was going
>>4119408>really? I didn't even know he was sick. based and dedicated to the craft
>>4091819this is one of the great ones
>>4101050he's literally the opposite
>>4119000im glad to have been a part of this.the circumstances to this thread are ultra rare.revel in his greatness bask in his importance.
>>4119524So he is based?
>>4117340>they said we're going at night
>>4120545>>4120548I only really started paying attention to Norm a few years ago, and only casually followed his career before that. Knew him from SNL, liked him in the occasional movie or sitcom he showed up in, but never had any strong feelings for him either way. Even at the time this roast aired, I only had lukewarm feelings towards him. That said though, I knew there was something special to Norm's segment even back then. The forced raunchiness to the whole event where everyone is obliged to be vulgar and insult each other in over the top ways, and Norm goes the complete opposite direction. Every time he did a joke, they would cut to one of the other celebrities to show their reaction, and you could see they forced themselves to laugh and go along with what Norm was saying, it was just brilliant.
>>4091592RIP sweet prince.
>>4118879>>4120162you should get out more
>>4091807>>4094243>more than 20 years later, the carrot top movie is the last live action movie she's been inlmao
I'm surprised nobody posted this classic yet.
>>4119408>Mine's a Dell.>Cuts to him on a Mac
>>4091819Never fails to crack me up. This and the other "now dont laugh at this next part..."
>>4120612and it's just to make a fucking Adele pun
>>4120550>Now I believe...Jesus christ, lol
>>4118824get raped faggot
>>4092782>jewpedia "Vince Champ" since never heard of him before>no picture of him up on his page or any personal descriptions at all>"hmm that's odd">duckduckgo image search him>he's black>"ahhhhhhhh"Never change, wikipedia.
>>4091807Why did it need to be done?
>>4091873imma go listen to this episode. I love grapefruit simmonshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMV-mO8gKbEit's only 11 mins and i can't find a fuller version but im guessing greg had no clue how long to make these so he cut it down. If anyone can find a good repository or even if a fuller version exist that would be great. God knows nobody was listening to podcasts in 2010 lol
>>4114674What the hell was that magic trick
>>4119408>didn't even know he was sickfucking laffin
>>4120289>I thought it was a matter of recordKek Look how butt hurt those view women got.
>>4120545>Jim Norton - you're green with envyIs this where Jim got that "I'm green wit' envyyyy" catchphrase for Chip from? That would be hilarious
>>4099810that was a quote by albert fish, you moron, not by norm. norm was borderline retarded. still F
>>4121040>norm was borderline retardedHow ironic
>>4121040Anon, Albert Fish never existed. It was Norm all along.
>>4121040Norm is clearly not anywhere close to retarded, if you listen to him in any interview you would know that pretty quickly. He's got a sharp wit but cloaks it in the every-man persona.>>4121127Dude how are you going to post that without taking the 4 seconds to google it first.
>>4093750>>4107919The point of the joke he was fucking around with them all. With Conan, the audience, the studio, the tv viewers and even (you). Through time after 20 years. He still has you.
>>4120507this is an old soviet joke btw
>>4120716just add the picture to the article yourself
>>4118879fuck you nigger lover
>>4120719To have an entertaining show that's not phony.
>>4091592Does anyone have Norm telling Stephen Merchant the story about the time he met Matlock.
>>4116347;_; norm was a real human bean
love you Norm. Rest in peace
>>4116347He already knew he had cancer here. It must have hit him hard that he is closing the show he got his start in and also knowing those were the last years of his life
>>4119466I always wondered if that was intentional. I feel like Norm was way more plugged into internet culture than he let on.
Deaths are tragic but this is different. It's just not right.In the simplest terms, I think the world is a much less happy place without Norm Macdonald.
>>4116347The way he nearly breaks several times, yet still carries out his mission of making people laugh while hiding his burden.I'm not sure how many of you are aware, but Norm was a devout follower of Christ, which is that much more reason Hollywood disliked him. He didn't conform to the world, nor shy away from truth, and took his faith seriously. He's now with Christ Jesus in the kingdom of God.
>>4091592That was fantastic. RIP, Norm.
>>4121355And then do what when it's removed?
>>4122168>I'm not sure how many of you are aware, but Norm was a devout follower of Christ, which is that much more reason Hollywood disliked him.I watched a clip of him today as a judge on some comedy talent show tearing a bugman comic a new asshole for a terrible routine he did about Harry Potter and The Bible. It was wonderful. Everyone was triggered; even Roseanne who was a fellow judge.
>>4119524Yeah and she had giant tits..
>>4122195I remember that. God bless Norm for defending his faith in Christ.
>>4121180Well said. fucking retards in this thread I swear.
>>4120570I think the other comedians are the only ones who understood what Norm was doing.
>>4092782>there was no Albert Fisch, I would have heard about thatkek he was real tho
Drake Sather story
Norm on Gay Pride
Jim Downey story about a Norm gig
Terrible at telling jokes
Talk your way out of it
Norm the Ventriloquist
>>4097143>>4097205>>4097655>>4119082Whole lotta butthurts with bad memories got triggered, tee hee
>>4114674ALL THE STARS ARE HERE
>>4122168>still carries out his mission of making people laugh while hiding his burden.Not just here, but for the last 10 years of his life! Truly admirable and incredibly humbling.
>>4091721How did you get from The View to 4chan I really want to know how someone gets this lost lol
>>4092287t.triggered and not an actual fan of norm's work
>>4122688God that's based. Putting both /pol/cels and swj's in their place with some unfiltered truth.The more I hear of Norm the more he strikes me as a secretly wickedly wise and intelligent man. Much smarter than me for sure because I just refreshed my captcha after typing it out, god fucking dammit.
I have tickets to see Norm Macdonald wanna go anon?
>>4123260I guess we should kill ourselves if we want to make use of those tickets.
>>4120645>>4122007wonder if these two are related...
>>4119611How did that happen?Usually someone has to die to do that sort of thing, you know?
>>4092801>as it did many of uswoke someone up from giggling, fuck's sake
Saw this while looking through my ylyl for something else.
>>4123461Adam Egret is a treasure
>>4123347This is truly one of the funniest jokes from all of the NML seasons
>>4092782>that pause before and after he says African AmericanFucking kek
What is the best way to find Norm's appearances in SNL episodes? I feel like I missed the boat after I only found him in 2014
I think I'm going to torrent his sitcom and do a watch party I remember loving how corny but funny it was. Maybe then add dirty works and sport show w norm More people need to know what the world just lost
>>4120289The view was made for middle aged white women that cant get their husbands to sleep with them anymore.
>>4123516>>4123461He's Jewish. I just want to take this moment to point out how awesome jews can be.
>>4122476I love that you can hear him laugh to himself after he finishes the joke
>>4124145I had my gf watch Dirty Work the other day with me. She was floored by how absurd it was. I even told her the anecdote about Artie Lang being compared to a date rapist.
>>4122351>>4120570People seem to assume he was making some statement or that he had a masterplan to make a joke out of bombing, but the truth is he just didn't like being rude, so he just read out of an joke book. The only reason he was there was out of respect for Bob. Saget talks about it in a video of his on YT.It's funny because it adds another layer to the performance.>Jokes>Some imaged master plan about intentionally bombing>Literally just not wanting to be there, and somehow fooling comedians into thinking only they "get it" by not being funnyI love Norm and I think he's hilarious, but this time It was like the ultimate natural 20 roll bluff on a maxxed on LUCK stat charater. Although ofc it was only possible because of his character and reputation.
>>4091603Fucking rekt lmao the way the room went quiet... Ah man. This was back when Madonna was a holy cow, like Lady Gaga now
>>4118885I wish someone would do a running joke like this about Epstein not killing himself
>>4091603it slays me the way he just reaches for the coffee cup like nothing happened, right at the pinnacle of the pregnant silence
>>4124477He said he doesn't like roasts, but Bob kept asking him to do it so he did. Since he didn't want to insult his friend he just told lame retirement jokes.
>>4117310literally the best late night host
>>4122476i love norm. i wish i went to one of his lives and stuck around to meeting him. I hope he figured out any baggage he had with sin with jesus before he died.Sounded like he knew it was coming pretty soon based him texting bob saget 2 weeks before with a "I love you" out of the blue
>>4119466those dubs mean based norm did it on purpose.
>>4120545i love how silent the audience is and how Norm just stares them down. i think it took a minute before the comics realised what he was doing too.
>>4124626I was going to post the Jeopardy sketch from that episode but it's 6 minutes long so have this instead.
>>4091721Just like Albert Fish
>>4092884Norm and Patrice were both based, yes. Any other questions?
>>4122577Those Jews got so fucking squeamish.
>>4124477>he just didn't like being rudeyeah, the dude who said "who's funnier than Sarah Silverman? besides dudes" doesn't like to be rude.he just doesn't like the roast format, probably because everybody is expected to do the same thing
THERE'S A YACK ON MY CHEST
>>4123461>and you play the cuckold>I do, I do play the cuckoldI can't.
So how long will ImNotNorm stay active? It's been recycling clips for a while, and with Norm gone, there's not gonna be new content anymore, unless they start digging deep for obscure interviews or stand up.
>>4125528they'll probably continue reshuffling clips into a new compilations for about a year or so and then just let the channel go dormant
>>4123516That's his name? Jeez, fuckin' change it.
>>4124257>>4125261>"who's funnier than Sarah Silverman? besides dudes"my sides, RIP norm
>>4126460But he renounced his citizenship after 9/11
>>4091807He later gave her a guest star role on his sitcom, she also said that she didn't want to promote the movie because she thought it would bomb as well
>>4119384yeah, it reminds me of that othr tragedy
Has anyone got that clip where he talks about banging a tranny every night would make him happy and that he has no use for straight people? He also calls some famous trannies "he" sometimes for extra keks.
>>4126675Based Norm making fun of Caitlyn Jenner.
>>4126686Why does it seem that's there's a stream of consciousness happening in the way he speaks? Weird
>>4123461I love Adam Eget, he's such a good sport, taking all the shit Norm throws at him, the bridge, denying the holocaust and he just plays along! Best sidekick
>>4126934it's called conversation
Does anyone has the professor of logic joke?
>>4122545That 3-hour compilation on Dennis Miller's radio show is incredible.
>>4126686that whole interview was amazing from start to finish. the host was surprisingly great
>>4127041I just started watching NormLive and you're right,the glimmer in their eyes connect well.
>>4122688Where is this from and where can i hear more of it?
This thread may be over bump but Norm is not forgotten.
Before the thread goes under, I just want to pay my respects. Not only the best comedian of all time but the best public figure in a long time. When I found out he died, it felt more like losing a friend than anything else, even though I've never met him. Gonna miss him.
>>4125784Norm was the most based comics everHe got away with saying things that no one else dare says
>>4125261>>4124477If you watch enough of his stuff you can tell behind the jokes and his standup act he is a very sentimental guy who really loves the close circle of friends he had. Saget, Letterman are great examples. He saw them as family. Bob saget mentions how norm teared up during dinner with Bob's folksPeople who've gotten close to Norm know he was a big softie.On account that his dick is the same size when soft and hard.
>>4119408That way Norm looks up when he gets the other guy to say that Hilter "wasn't sick". Fucking kek.
>>4120612>>4120645I like a woman who knows her way around a funnel cake
>>4128966Norm was clearly a very sensitive and kind man, I mean shit, he cried and said I love you when he was doing his last standup on Lettermanmy point was when he was faced with an option of something to say, he'd always say what he thought was funnier and not necessarily consider what was mean or not.makes me think of when he was on some talk show to talk about the passing of Chris Farley, the hosts pulled up a picture of him and Artie Lange which was a good friend of his, and instead of saying "that's not Farley, that's Artie Lange" he said "except that's not Chris Farley, that's just a picture of me with some fat guy" which is way funnier but makes it sound like he doesn't even know Artie (https://youtu.be/M9rl5VzI6IE?t=105)
>>4128966that was my attempt at a joke on how he said on a talk show hes not a grower. that ladies would be really impressed at first but then realize it didn't grow. hahah what a big softie that norm wasrip