trigger the female
>>3971133how could she not have landed anywhere else. everytime I wiped out I made sure to land anywhere but my head.
>>3971543Ooh, that HURT her!
>>3971570women typically does not know how to fall
>>3971530>according to a survey...Got triggered and I'm not even a woman, so good job.
>>3971776There were only 3 women in this whole thing that even looked better with makeup on, most were ugly either way and a couple were naturally attractive so makeup made them look worse. No one should wear makeup, its a giant scam.
>>3972175>No one should wear makeup, its a giant scam.Every girlfriend I've ever had looked better without makeup on. Of course I never told them this because they all enjoyed applying it and getting all ready for dates or whatever, but secretly I always preferred it when they just went natural, or at least when they put on such a small amount it wasn't noticeable.
>>3971543holy shit ive seen so many women get angry in the exact same way as herso fucking weird
>>3972267Don't be racist.If you don't like the culture, then DON'T ENGAGE.Move to another country like Europe or something.
>>3972268Exactly, same with the minorities, if you can't get along with crackers then it's time to move to the middle east. Stop the hate, separate!
>>3971133I hope she got the attention she craved.
>>3971540Ana Kasparian shows up and cops and attitude.
>>3972188That's because what he said was true, but more importantly it hurt her fragile ego.
>>3971534she wanted the d soo bad
>>3973093that's just fucked up
>>3971133her name is Marty McFly?
>>3972188It's the ego; Western women are so used to men kissing their asses that the rare time a man shoots some serious shit at her she completely melts down.
>>3971133That terrible way of catching the fall did more to her face and hands than the initial fall. Also, riding a skateboard whilst doing that thing women do with their hands infront of their mouth is just peak fucking idiocy. The retard's already wiggling like fuck and instead of stretching her arms out and regaining balance she just tightens up even more. How in the fuck did she plan to do this
>>3973093based kiddo dabbing on the thots
>>3972175This, for half it didn't even have much of an affect they looked terrible before and after.
>>3971534they're perfect for each other
>>3972267that was so clean
>>3973091he shoulda gave it to the gay guys
>>3972175>>3974655It's a shitty compressed 640x360 webm. They looked a lot worse at higher qualities, as women often do make up or not.
>>3974634dunno how thats possible honestlyeven toddlers have the instinct of breaking a fall with their hands outstretched, I swear some women aren't even real
>>3971563what comedian is this?
>>3971873He's so based he shattered her entire dimension
>>3974692Worst part is how they all back down like chastised children the second a hole comes up and starts screeching.
>>3971540>are you fucking me
>>3972186Same, in fact I pretty much only go for women who don't wear it.
>>3974589Marty McFly Williams
>>3974692Should have doubled down instead and pissed them off more, like so what? You upset some vapid cunts you will never meet again, may as well trigger them more, doubly so when these sorts of sluts instantly go on about sex as if that's the only thing in life.
>>3974692it was actually a shit test but they failed it, should have make fun of them even harder
>>3973091what is this drinking culturewhy didn't they just sit together if she was interested
>>3971534Is that Dick Masterson?
>>3974692damn, their impressions got really good at the end
>>3972186same for me and most dudes I know
>>3971776>um stacy i can't believe you won't put away your makeup for the sake of humanity>#remove makeup bring back humans behind the mask
Wow. Humor on a hate site. How does that work? I've been studying this site for a paper and it never ceases to amaze me with how hateful, evil, and bigoted you kinds of folk are. And there's "humor" too? All your humor does is offend and hurt people. I bet you would never say these things to a minority or LGBTQIA+ person's face, because all you are are losers who do nothing but spew hate all day. I am sorely disappointed in what the human race has come to.
>>3971131fake and gay
>>3976745You call us losers, but I don't see anybody writing papers about you. Checkmate libtard.
>>3971555Women's brains are so full of social nonsense, friends, celebs, drama, etc. that they have zero room for simple spatial awareness.
>>3977436We can't stop winning!
>>3976745Imagine being this person.
>>3974692Lame. You're not supposed to apologize to the hole.
>>39767454chan is a board of peace.Stop being a chanophobe, cultural-supremacist bigot
>>3976745Wait a sec, this isn't the right thread for this pasta.
>>3971776Makeup makes huge changes in women's faces. Here is an example. The transparent special facial contouring tape is available on Amazon. Beware of fakes.Courses on how to apply your own makeup to be a model are taught at vocational schools and cosmetology schools. I remember one advertisement for the courses was aimed at the high school girls going to college - look your best with our cosmetics course.
>>3971553>cunt gets literally tossed out of the shop>everyone has a laughSometimes society gives me hope
>>3971130Women need to shut up and listen to this woman.
>>3971540>>3972711peeing against a building demands privacyhttps://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/nv5l0y/just_confronted_a_guy_filming_a_girl_in_a_bikini/
>>3974692>>3976305these are Chads getting hit on by frumps.
>>3971553She is an example of what happens when the Low Quality parts of society think that everyone has gone soft (from their observation of 2020 how everyone gives BLM what they want just because they demand it loudly). This female says she has no money, then demands the store preps and packs up what she wants and gives it to her Now. Right Now.Faux firm tone.But as soon as the shop keeper stands his ground when she does her second bit of vandalism, she backs off. And eventually runs away. Society is starting to fall apart with the elected people in charge giving away the shop to people who refuse to work. And no, showing up to work as an embezzling employee is not work. That is opportunistic theft.Video:Teacher Tiffani Shadell Lankford became triggered. So she punches the student down to the floor and then stomps on the student's head at Lehman High School.
>>3971534I have that shirt lol
>>3976352yeah lol he was trolling
>>3971536what a legend
>>3974692>those bitches at the end being way more annoying then the dumb but charming girls they were originally poking fun atJust be a stupid hoe
>>3973093I had a kid like this growing up who would whack everybody in the head with giant sticks. He turned out to be gay and retarded.
>>3974692These guys aren't even that funny. Do Zoomers really think this is funny?
>>3971873Exchanged 7 years of bad luck to destroy the female menace. A true hero
>>3971536guarantee she gave him access to them boobs
>>3971543she could be cute if she wasn't fucked up
>>3978138are you the girls at the end of the video?
>>3978192this is why you don't have a girlfriend
>>3977745>womanThat's a man
>>3978628Kek, not him but yeah, keep on roasting.
>>3971540AYO YOU TAKIN A PISS IN FRONNA PIZZARIA
>>3977674is she drinking some sort of youth potion at the start
>>3977674Remember this shit when you see your "cute, small Asian waifu".
>>3978655Wishful thinking, faggot?
>>3972267>>3977982man really pulled off that marshall law shit
>>3979309>Wishful thinking, faggot?No. The lines of the face look very masculine
the west is so fucked. The subversion turned men and women into the exact opposite of good partners and both genders despise each other. They both bitch about the opposite sex while entirely forgetting that they themselves have also turned into something the opposite sex despises. Good luck. Men need to pull out and let it all collapse. Then rebuild from the ashes hopefully learning from their mistakes of letting women vote and allowing fractional reserve/fiat banking to run their economies.
>>3979840It's another example of why hiring women results in lawsuits.
>>3978192I'm genuinely curious to know what those guys did exactly that would be funny in the absence of the female's response.
>>3979495true, she probably got just enough testosterone to start having rational thoughts
>>3976969just like you
>>3972268>rats infesting your house? DON'T KILL THEM, JUST LEAVE YOUR HOUSE
>>3978138>>3979889>t. cant comprehend having any friends to goof off with
>>3971540>are you fawking me>dele' da sheitWhy do they talk like that they aren't even black
>>3971776some of them are still hot and some of them look worse with their makeup
>>3978138It's funny because Zoomer girls act pretty much exactly like that and will post it on their snapchat.
>>3971133doesnt know how to fall
>>3972267Like the move in Mortal Kombat, kek
>>3981399>thread is about posting funny women>"here's my contribution" (nothing is posted meaning funny woman dont exist
>>3978172the bad luck only works for women cuz they actually believe that bullshit
>>3981077you're both wrong. she's a lizard. no human female actually speaks the truth about the females.
>>3981519Is anyone ever gonna find the version with sound so we know what the fuck she said?
>>3981522probably something along the lines of "I'm somehow better than you even though I'm actually no one special or important and the only thing that in my mind makes me more better than you is that I'm a female."
>>3981529the video's on vk, shitbot thinks its a spam, yandex it and some russian translate
>>3981519Whats chad so pissed about?
>>3976745I called someone a faggot irl only this week because he was trying to come onto me.Fuck you normalfag eat shit and die.>>3976748based
>>3971776the goebbles quote lmao
>>3981519They looks like brother and sister
>>3971133>>3971553>>3977876>>3981519You've got issues if you think watching women getting beaten down is funny.
>>3981812STFU I bet you just piss your tight little pants everytime a fucking action game or marvel movie comes out which glorify violence and then try to make it full of humor with a shitty joke.
>>3981812shut up, hole.
>>3971540>your taking a piss in front of a pizzeriaso musical i fucking lost my sides
>>3971133Why would you call an ambulance for behabing like a child? She didnt have any serious injury, god, those women
>>3974692I couldn't tell if the roastie confronting them was still part of the act.
>>3978128Was it you?
something funny for comparison
>>3981797I was just thinking that.
>>3978138I have a family member who is a Zoomer, and he talks about girls acting exactly like how the boys were making fun of in the video. So, knowing this context, and them just acting plain silly, I can totally see how someone can find this funny. Look into things first man.
>>3972268You're sending them to Europe you retard.
>>3979840man teri hatcher was hot back then
>>3981812women will practically beat themselves down
>>3975625clearly youve never met a woman. trying to get the last laugh? bad idea. those boys wouldve been kicked out of their colleges for violent rape if they didnt apologize. they got off easy...
>>3982884lol, ok, is that supposed to make it funny?
>>3981812I hope she sees this post, man
>>3981511Sexy reptilian alien woman?
>>3977674>>3978875so much make up that they have to literally scrape it off.
>>3983705That was fucking based as hell, she's got the mussolini mannerisms down and everything.
>>3977674>>3978875this is half fake - no amount of makeup could make a woman that ugly look good in real life. most of the work is being done by a cosmetic filter, either on their phone or whatever media app they're using. that's not to say this doesn't hold true though - there are no good looking chinks, and those that are promoted as """beautiful""" are wearing 200% of their face's weight as makeup.
>>3981554nonsense from her mouth
>>3981535>>3981522>>3981519longer video with soundhttps://files.catbox.moe/nuf4s9.mp4someone pls translate
>>3984829she enjoyed the choking part atleast
>>3983705Let's hope they are successful in removing the mudslimes and making their country nice and safe again.
>>3974692This. Assuming this isn't staged they could've easily bagged them.
>>3983276They don't know how to play THAT
>>3971540>why don't you be a friend and stop herFUKKIN GOT EM
>>3983424only good programmers are rich );
>>3986836>good programmers>every programmer uses googleI think you don't understand how programming works
>>3971776Their faces shrink a lot
>>3983705She has the voice of an angel
>>3971543His face at the end is great.She completely proves him right.
>>3983276>To put us all out of our miseryFucking kek. Jesus that was painful to watch.
>>3971543his voice makes it even more funny
>>3971776my fucking sides
>>3981812Shut your mouth, bitch boy
>>3977674This is terrifying, but I guess I'd still pump and dump that as long as the makeup stays on the entire time I see herThe teeth are the worst party by far though
>>3975402Happy to see people discover Patrice still. He was the GOAT.
>>3979840>It was all in her head.Damn the 90's were based.
>>3983424Hahaha yeah we're totally rich haha
>>3987920>no experience>single income>earns median household income + bonusesyeah pretty much
>>3979884she is funny anon
>>3971553>Give it to me right now!X GONNA GIVE IT TO YA!
>>3987890>excluding people from punk is punki know this is completely 180 from what i just said, but when can we start barring holes from fringe communities like metal punk and hip hop shit?
>>3983424>then again they are never happykek
>>3971776Is there an HD version of this? I've been looking for months. Perhaps the greatest webm ever made.
>>3987890>I...I get to decide what's punk>Punk is about suppressing badwrong thoughts that society doesn't likeTruly female.I don't know why it bugged me, I barely listen to punk anymore.
>>3979889It's just two guys having fun together, not everything on earth exists to entertain you. Fucking virgin autist.
>>3983705You let pedo worshippers in, you pay the price bitch.
>>3986836Nah, even html "programmers" get a fair share
>>3988770https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVJEQfnfmeQNot HD but higher res than the webm.
>>3971131Everytime i see this i wonder if it is really real
>>3971133Why do women fall like kids?
>>3971534Lmao love this guy
>>3971776This was referred to as "the Haggening" as an homage to the Fappening.
>>3983424Most programmers i know dont even make 6 figures lol
>>3971534>men have 6 times the brain power women dowhere the fuck did he get that from? wouldn't that make the average female IQ something like 30?
>>3989181checks out apparently
>>3987920are you not? If you're not making six figures, get a different job bud
>>3984829>https://files.catbox.moe/nuf4s9.mp4"Oh you are a big man? Prove it to me! And not with simple words, show me actions. Realy actions." then he chokes her. afterwards he just says that she is trash and talking mad shit
>>3981519For whatever reason, in russia, women just take a beating and don't say shit. no matter if its a group of angry girls or her own bf.
>>3989181Are you aware that they had to make a female chess league because women were upset at not being able to beat any top 200 male grandmaster? Just like in Tennis, Venus and Serena williams talked shit, a guy ranked 206 in the world accepted playing both of them in back to back sets and fucking smoked them. They were never smarter. We thought it was man=brawn woman=brains but nope, turns out men are both.
>>3989263I think the general understanding is that men's bell curve is more spread out while women's is clustered around the mean. So there are more men that are smarter than women, but also more men that are dumber. So at the very peak as in competitions, men would always outdo women.
>>3981519Good on whoever grabbed the glass out of the way
>>3976745low quality bait
>>3971536absolute fucking lad, god bless him
>>3971543I found the whole clip last nightI had watched the webm over9000 times at leasthere you gohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARLT7EfQv04&ab_channel=SHUTTERSHOT45
>>3971130 Femanon here. I personally love the shitstorm that starts everytime some poor faggot makes one of these anti women threads. Gives me a chance to see just how upset I've made everyone and chuckle a bit. You think jokes about kitchens or showing tits bother me? It just goes to show how much power any random female holds over you, they can pull your complete attention away from a topic just by having a vagoo. Sure, you'll act tough and cynical here, but we all know it's just a desperate overcompensation for how much of a doormat you are IRL. If you decide to lash out and act a bit sexist now and then, I can't really complain. After all, we do pretty much run the show. Men rely on us, work for us, spend money on us, buy us houses and cars and clothes, sign prenups that we can turn around and cash in when we feel like ditching them for a younger, cuter piece of ass. Got a kid with a girl? Don't fool yourself, it's HER kid, not yours. Piss her off and she'll take it and leave your ass, and you can pay her a nice chunk of child support for the rest of your life. Yep, this is the power we hold over you. So you go ahead and make your rape jokes, really. I still know that when you see me on the streets you'll be watching, getting hard, and problably crying a tear or two because you know you'll always be a forever alone faggot
>>3989346>how upset I've made everyone>Taking credit for things she had no part in doingYup, that's some feminine posting.
>>3989346beertits or gtfo, pastanigger.
>>3986836i basically copy/paste the same code I wrote once 5 years ago and earn great money lol
>>3987890now i wanna watch this retard get curbstomped by actual punks
>>3989290That's just mental abilities, mind you.Physically... well bigger bodies are stronger.That being said, I don't know that stats on, say, a fit 150lbs man vs a fit 150lbs woman or some more believable weight category.It would be interesting to know.
>>3971540>you are disgustingthe ironyGod bless the west
>>3989344Everyone in this video is an annoying cunt.
Woman does an aspergic reddit-spaced rant only to get 2 (You)s like pottery
>>3977745she's jewish bro
>>3989224so they were baiting him into showing them his penis and he got mad what a sperg
>>3989368Can you elaborate?
>>3971776Someone do billie ellysh or however you spell it.
>>3971776Imo this is cope, my girlfriend looks much better without makeup i like the natural look.
>>3981812I think those women beating themselves down have more issues, as do you for trying to twist the grammar around out of butthurt.
>>3981812Equal rights Equal lefts
>>3989290I don't remember this being exactly the case the last time I checked. The female curve might center around a lower IQ and there might not actually be that many more dumb men. There's also other aspects to consider such as reaction time, spatial reasoning, memory, and even willpower/competitiveness -- all of which men are better with. It confuses me how our ancestors were able to live in a way that selected for stunting nearly half of us, but I guess there are plenty of species with debilitating sexual dimorphism.>>3989377From what I can recall of the statistics, it takes a highly trained woman just to compete with the average man. Surely you've seen videos of lanklets absolutely thrashing women around in sports or fights as an example. Our bones are straighter, our joints are more rigid, and our muscles grow denser for starters.
>>3989346I know that you know that every line you wrote is cope. I would dissect it for low iq frens but it doesnt seem any of them fell for the bait.
>>3988721>hip hop shit>fringethis is 2020+ HipHop and Rap are cutting edge mainstream.
>>3989346you will never be a woman
>>3972188it's forcedshes pretending to be super offended to get attention
>>3989042It probably isn't but the fact that there is a very real possibility that this exact situation has probably happened before in polygamous societies is very concerning.
>>3979840what show is this?
>>3983705wtf i love women now
>>3971657its literally fake news. norm was doing it long before cnn
>>3989346tits or gtfo
>>3987890i fucking love negative xp
>>3983705this is a true feminist and a proper woman, not an insane unmarried housewife
>>3983424behind every shell of a man is a soul-sucking bitch
>>3989346probably a fatty.based anyway
>>3971543I walk like a Republican't, talk like a Republican't, act like a republican't, and have the mind of a republican't. Maybe I am a Republican't
>>3989342fuck you kniggger
>>3981812>You've got issues if you think watching women getting beaten down is funny.You are the one that is too sensitive. You have "shoot the messenger" syndrome too. Those people just posted items. Your Shoot the messenger or deplatform the messenger syndrome is also a problem. They didn't do the laughing in those real life videos.
Women are always accusing men ofhaving and benefitting from male privilegeat work and other activities. Women claim that without that male privilege and "old boys club", women could be just as successful as men.
>>3971560Women are series of holes, nothing more
>>3991345Why can't women jump?
>>3973093That tiny bonk
>>3978138It's charmingly hillarious.
>>3987890Is there some official certificate that excludes me from community I can pick up at Punk Internal Burreau office?
>>3991461Because they can make men jump as high as they want.
>>3990554its Billy Eyelash
>>3971540>Why don't you be a man and help herSo I can get pissed on?
This thread is full of baiting feds, asshurt "women", and retards. Fuck all of you.
>>3991517source for the webm, please? :3
>>3989346>Femanon hereNoThere are no girls on the internet
>>3989346and where does all that power go if men simply decide not to give it to you? did you forget who programmed all those social media apps? did you forget who built all those starbucks? you will spend your entire life reaping the rewards of men because you will never be equal to them. thats why your power ends as soon as fucking you like a piece of meat is off the table.
>>3991493you can get it mailed, but there's an interview process and a 50 page form. I don't know if it's worth the effort, especially because of how long it takes for the high punk council to decide.
>>3989495Welcome to Portlandthere's a fucking reason everyone wants it nuked
>>3971557Once again proving that Richard Pryor aside, niggers just ain't funny
>>3991461>Why can't women jump?Because if I don't do the jumping for her, she gets emo. It's easier to jump for her than to deal with the bitchiness shit that lasts for a month.
>>3992710>negotiating with niggertier terroristsishygddt
>>3990984Wtf does this mean nigger