old one hit bump limit!>you never saved Sarah
>>3854421what's that weird music in the background?
>>3854419I wonder why shes popular...
>>3854443sounds like a weird trance remix or something
>>3854408repent turn to Christ
>>3854419Look at how her nipples perk out just from doing that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yk9jU06qXg8anyone make a webm of this?
>>3854676>>3855103>>3855544t. cringe and bluepilled non-coomer incel simps
>>3855482oh wow aggie. It's rare to see her get posted here. I actually coomed on her staring contest vid. it's a request by an aggie-fag who loves her! Hope you love it! *teehee*https://mega. nz/file/EMUSlJhL#0rl4vJYqyCwN460s--se7sRgn1HsQ_ZR1kpXGEncovw
>>3855970she actually got harassed by r9kcels right? she looks so innocent and sweet.
>>3855970also, how do you clean your display after that mess? that's a pretty filthy thing to do nonetheless
>>3856021Yep i think so. But it's the combination of r9cels and 8chen-cels. I don't understand how they can harass this beautiful and precious jewess and her family. >>3856025It's easier than you think. I just use a shirt or something, press it on the screen for 10 secs and let the coom soaked by the cloth. And clean the residue with a separate cloth with alcohol or water.Coomer 101.screens these days are built to withstand spill anyway so i don't worry about the screen getting stained or being damaged by coom. kek
>>3856032*8chen-cels /agatha/ boardit's gone now though
>>3856032>screens these days are built to withstand spill anyway so i don't worry about the screen getting stained or being damaged by coom. kekit's not about the damage or stains more about coom is kinda gross on some levels. Like you wouldn't want the same screen near your face or your fingers once they touch that screen.
>>3856096It's my own coom. I don't really mind at all. And I usually use alcohol. I don't have ocd about being too clean. It's just coom. You were partly coom too before you became a bebbi.
>>3856096also remember that your dad used to cum on your mother's lips and inside her mouth. The same mouth she used to kiss you when you're a boy. You find her gross too now?
>>3856103ik but maybe it's my ocd. I vigorously wash my hands with soap every time i touch something dirty
>>3856106>dad used to cum on your mother's lips and inside her mouthi actually don't think my mum would've done that considering she's a staunch Catholic. Who knows
>>3856109You're a weirdo. >>3856111die hard catholics are the most dirtiest and kinkiest peop who have fucked up fetishes.
>>3856115>You're a weirdo.why? My mum has always taught me to be super clean. Like I wash my hands even if I touch the washroom door handle or the light switch.>>3856115>die hard catholics are the most dirtiest and kinkiest peop who have fucked up fetishes.ik but their relationship was pretty fucked up so who knows.
>>3856117your mum taught you well>ik but their relationship was pretty fucked up so who knowsstory?
>>3854419moar asmr lewds please
>>3856130>storymum was poor. Married this decently well doing guy. but he expected her to bring in money and shit. When she was unable to, he started to slowly abuse her. It was mostly verbal not physical. The breaking point was about a year after I was born. both wee in the ca and he basically abused and said>Go away and take your son tooshe came back to her parent's place and got a job and now we are living pretty happily.
>>3856136>wee in the ca*were in the car
>>3856136fuck. sorry about what happened to your mum. I take back that bit about dad cooming inside her mouth. :'(she remarried?
>>3856145>she remarriedShe doesn't trust men anymore. I somehow totally understand her.
>>3856145>I take back that bit about dad cooming inside her mouthI knew it was a bait and I was not offended. Been here long enough so stuff doesn't really offend me.
>>3856150>>3856152<3I don't understand how some women can be like that tho. One man's action doesn't represent all men.
>>3856166>I don't understand how some women can be like that thoTrue but she's happy at this point in time. The only thing right now in her life is me :(I would also blame her family to some extent cause they forced her to marry him to some extent. So it was never really a 'love marriage'. I guess the experience of abuse changes you fundamentally unless that person is really trustworthy.
>>3856172is mum hot?
>>3854707shes a pornstar anon
>>3856165Her twitch is adrianachechik_Her IG is in the background.
>>3856330>Her IG is in the background.Oh shit it's true, I'm retarded lol. Thank you dude
>>3856166I have that full stream
>>3854380Fucking S teir scene from an S teir movie
>>3854419>>3854421 Not asmr
>>3857085But god bless him
muh asmr waifusmuh tingles
>Katie Coomers Not Allowedtfw jannies hate me and still deletes my BlueKatie tribs. sad!
>>3857493just make a /gif/ thread and link it you dumb nigger
>asmr chick finally makes ofNice
>>3856032>>3856166>asmr thread>no audioWhy even bother?
do people actually get the feelings from videos?I only get it irl
>>3857493BLUE KATIE TRIBS? SHOW ME HER TRIBBING RIGHT NOW! I thought she had a boyfriend. I guess not even women can resist poontang.
>>3858606Tiktok: koneko.mariTwitch: konekomarii
I like when jap asmr says kimochi
>>3858528>I thought she had a boyfriendwhere has she given any indication of this?
>>3858892>>3858528she does. there's a photo of her brushing teeth with him
>>3858922pics or didn't happen
>>3858421I used to, but at this point I've become immune after overexposure, I guess. Been watching since atleast 2012. I don't watch ASMR as much for the tingles as for background noise these days. I also use it to fall asleep sometimes, because even if I don't get many tingles anymore, it seems like I've conditioned myself to fall asleep when I hear it.
she looks like a discount version of my wife
>>3858944you can't get desensitised to asmrits nocebo
>>3854374I definitely saved one of her nude vids.
>>3858955That's not what a nocebo is, but I take your meaning. How do you know this for sure?
>>3858962that is what a nocebo isyou deluded yourself into thinking you are desensitised, because there -must- be some long term effect
>>3858964It's not as much speculation or expectation as it's the fact that I used to feel the effect of ASMR much more in the past but don't now.
>>3858967thats exactly what a nocebo is
>>3858969No, that's circular logic. A nocebo is when I expect a negative effect to happen, and then I inadverdently cause the same effect to happen to some degree. I'm saying that I observe that his has happened long before I started thinking og any "longterm" effects of ASMR.
>>3858972>I'm saying that I observe that his has happened long before I started thinking og any "longterm" effects of ASMR.you literally described clinical nocebo
>>3858932>>3858940https://desuarchive.org/wsg/thread/3795939/#3819026desu doesn't save the files
>>3858984looks like it might be her brother honestly.
>>3858977As far as I understand, nocebo refers to when I expect something negative to happen before I start on something, eg. I'm convinced that a medicine will give me side effects, so I manifest those even if I was given a sugar pill. It doesn't refer to if I take a medicine with no negative expectations, and then later see that something negative has happened to my health.
>>3858988>>3858993also looks like the vid was upload on july 20. No way he has grown taller than her
>>3858993>>3858997it's difficult to say from that blurry mess of a screencap. it might be her brother. they are obviously sitting down in >>3858993, so it's hard to judge height.
>>3858999>it's difficult to say from that blurry mess of a screencapdo you know of any archives that save the full post?
>>3858990no, its the power of suggestionyou don't have to consciously do anything for that to be apparentin this case, you probably associate usage and make the comparison with medication or drugs who do lose efficacyasmr is just stimulationsure, you can overstimulate, but you cannot desensitise against this basic type of stimulationits like how you can't desensitise against tickling. you can manage it and overpower it, but only for so long
>>3859000I'm afraid not
Where the FUCK can I find prostate exam asmrs? There’s nothing better than a cute woman putting her finger in my butt
>>3859182This intentionally doesn't have any audio before someone says.
Does anyone know the best way to compress a webm them without buying bullshit software? Every site I've used either doesn't compress them well or doesn't use the correct audio stream.
>>3858955>you can't get desensitised to asmrYes you can>its noceboWhat? No one is really expecting to get desensitised. It just happens.
>>3859004By your logic densensitisation of literally anything is a nocebo. "You're not desensitised, you're just becoming increasingly resistant to the stimulus".
>>3859182more of this?
>>3857084The kicker is that scene wasn't indented, he didn't even know what he was doing. Eli Wallach knew noting about guns, he just started to dissemble the guns and fidget with them and Leone ran with it, feeling that it belonged.
>>3854374does she know her flag is backwards?
anyone have sauce for this one?
>>3854443sounds like goreshit or some other speed/loli core
>>3859213>Tries standard file converters>File size is far too big>Tries compressing through different websites>4chan: "Sorry we only accept Vorbis audio streams">Tries downloading directly from Youtube>4chan: "Sorry we only accept VP8 video stream not VP9">Tries converting via VLC>Takes 10 minutes to convert a one minute video and made it 27 hours long>Tries using Webm conversion software>Error: Unable to open filtersNo wonder we just get the same recycled content. Why are they so uncessarily restrictive? It's not as if they even archive the files or anything. They're gone within a couple of weeks.
>>3860473cause it's da jooz
>>3860557I believe this will be a version without black bars.
If somebody requests something I'll try and make a webm. Can't promise it will be high quality though.
>>3860588this please >>3855482
>>3860588what the hell is a soda biscuit
>>3860659danggg. thanks a lot ano n
>>3860473what breed of dog is that?
>>3860618A type of cracker you eat with soup.
any delicate asmr clips?
>>3860473on the plus side it keeps normies and the technologically inept out
>tfw most of these vids are just borderline asmr
>>3859213xmedia recode and handbrake are free.
asmr brosss, can anyone explain why i like this video so much?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8Rl80EGMuA [Embed]i somehow like the face attention stuff more. kissing is top tier if done properly.Do you think liking a specific kind of asmr is linked to the person's past or characteristics?
>>3861046why did you copy paste the already posted reply and post it again? are you high or something?
>>3854443Maretu - Magical Doctor
>>3859213>ShotcutIt's basically an open source adobe video editor, countless how tos on youtubehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shotcuthttps://www.shotcut.org/download/https://download.cnet.com/Shotcut/3000-13631_4-75906006.html
>>3861126>>3859213>>3860473heres the how to webm for shotcuthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HerNKf3_S9Q
>>3860681That was pretty amazing. Good post.
>>3861170Nevermind, found it, it's Mehtap Ziyagil ASMR >>3861035sauce me this instead
Can anyone help a guy out and post the /k/smr webm? The one of the gunsmith making a shotgun I think it was. Thanks in advance
>>3861298Truly based. Thanks anon
>>3859213I just use ffmpeg
she deleted the vid
>>3861081i made some mistake while typing
>>3854419I wanted ASMR not to be horny for the next 2 hours. Thanks moron.
>>3860505is old mate a dwarf? Or is it just the way his is being filmed or something?
>>3860557maybe jews aren't so bad after all...
>>3858606there's a thread for her in /gif/ catalog atm
>>3862687you can see him boring the barrel troglodyte
>>3862721>all shotguns are smoothboreYou can get rifled barrels for shotguns
>>3859188posting source for archive https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2o53AhlkwWg
>>3859213every single software out there uses ffmpeg anyway, so might as well just simply learn that
i hate women. only good asmr is from men
>>3859213>Not just using webm for retards
>>3854419her tits are massive on stream but just average in her porn waddup with that
>>3863210Boob trickery. Push up bra, tape etc. Belle Delphine does same thing.
>>3863210padded bras etc
>>3854419this is why i can only watch vtubers
>>3863210>>3863216>>3863218it's not pushup bras, she got fake tits and hasn't done porn since
>>3854419OOOYEAHHHTHATS WHY IM HERE FOR PLSMORE
>>3860582what a pretty kitty
>>3863651well that fucking sucks
this thread sucks, I want /asmr/ back.
More of my wife Latte.
How come half of the Unintentional asmr videos here are better than the actual asmr posted here?
>>3864771Because they aren't done by camgirls.
>>3864879Tiptoe TinglesShe has a fiance
ASMR with glorious 500kbps audio.
>>3860512can u explain this webm to me
>>3864771Unintentional is the best form of asmr
>>3860899Kek, No.3860883 BTFO.
>>3862721Look at the size of the barrels.
>>3862797nice. more of this type plz
>>3854374best posted in thread so far
>>3860483those are some epic fractals
>>3860557>>3860570he was wrong about them, lads...
>>3865362Coomanon wants to imagine that she's telling him this as they are copulating.
>>3861298looks like a rifle a billionaire would use to hunt underage girls in his private island
>>3867593her kissing vid is s much better
ASMR BlueKatie drama? Where are yall getting this from? I only have the YouTube channel. I like her English, Dutch, and Japanese trilingual ability. Cool.I recently found a second work of my most favorite voice.> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALyM04q5GZQThe first part is this> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36hTL5c_mQYI cannot stress just how OBSESSED I am over this woman's voice. It has mature voice with dashes of playfulness that just adds up to such a beautiful sound. The second part has her singing and my god, I want to COOM so bad to this woman. I want more of her beautiful voice.Please...does anyone, ANYTHING have at least a silver of clue of this person? I been recommended koe-koe, but I'm not sure how that is supposed to work.
>>3860570I want to meet a woman like her
brehs Katie is so sexy and cute...I-i-m gonnna... I-... I'M GONNA C-c-C-COOOOOOOOOMARGHHHJHHHHHHGGGHHHJJHJHHAHHHHGHHHGHHHHGHGHHHHHHHHHHGGGHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHH
>>3867759she looks fine and chubby. I don't he how that's coom worthy
>>3858528>>3858892>>3858922>>3858940>>3858984>>3858988>>3858997>>3858999>>3859000>>3859010>>3867616It's over Katie-bros... It's now officially her BF. they've been together since like 7 months or more.Just cry and coom in the corner.
>>3867768what's the insta handle?
>>3867767almost every BlueKatie pic for me is coom worthy. she has that effect on me. *coom face*
>>3867769I can't tell that for their privacy. All i can tell is it's the BFs insta.You're not a true blue-coomer if you haven't got him added months ago or even have the slightest suspicion that they're together. She's been shilling his youtube channel non-stop for a short while. It's deleted now though and his insta in private.
>>3867775>You're not a true blue-coomerI never even knew about her until i started visiting /wsg/ asmr threads
>>3865362what's there to understand or explain?it's pretty straightforward. It's just the coom audio meme overlaid to an edit of Katie clip where she's messing with a shaving cream bottle that looks like it shoots cummies.are you 12?
>>3867775give his insta you nigger faggot
>>3860937>>3860966playing both of these at the same time in nice
>>3859182damn why does this work?
>>3868389https://gofile.io/d/uiSUaGfor me? it's cooming for Kee
>>3864879>>3864907think they separated. bitch sold out hard, 2020 was a blessing and a curse for her content
>>3854374Anyone have a source on this?
>>3861501>paying for this
>>3869405that's ASMR Hyedy
>>3861046You mean like an oral fixation?
>>3869710not really. just make me feel more relaxed
>>3861501She needs to drop like 30 poundsCunt thinks compression shorts will hide her gunt
>>3868812what's the sauce of the original video?
>>3862313Time for your prostate exam!
>>3859846reminds me of a cutscene from Myst
>>3867759>>3867768STOP POSTING NON-ANIMATED GIFS YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
>>3857376That videos cool as fuck
>>3869846You know what one anon will link right?
>>3869846https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXCuzu-Z-HcI would have linked you the Frankie video but I can't find it.
here's some of the first asmr i found. These got me into asmr
>>3869405>>3871841im not familiar with korean streaming serviceswhere do i search the filename?
>>3871905im not sure what you meant, but her name is ASMR Hyedy. just search it up on youtube
>>3871838>Posting a guy in a whisper porn threadPretty gay, faggot.
>>3872283>coming to /wsg/ to jack offBegone, coomer
>>3872621i second this
>>3867775get cancer faggot
>>3871838Wish he'd come back. Dude was one of the ASMR OGs way before any of this coomer shit and consistently put out top quality material.
>>3860697you can see the dye in the cups before he pours them
>>3860966How the fuck does anyone enjoy shit like this? It makes me want to kill people. Like it feels me with an unexplainable rage that turns me into a different person.
>>3873457That's because it is Chinese water torture basically.
Mini dump incoming. If you post link and timestamps I will make clips for you.
>>3873507Saving this so I can post it in every ASMR thread until the end of time
>>3860697Easily the works magic trick ive ever seen lol
>>3873517Is glow a glowie?
>>3873507I have some weird ones.5:30-6:20 https://youtu.be/GjMBVoa0gjo?t=335Same vid: 7:32-8:32https://youtu.be/GjMBVoa0gjo?t=4530:00-1:00https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4zy8WBlqdM0:00-1:00https://youtu.be/992jXujYRdw
>>3873522>Bill Cosby ASMR Roleplay
>>3862850this. You're going to have to learn how to use a computer if you want to make content.
>>3871838Who is he?
>>3874721I can't tell if the audio made it worse or lightly better
>>3874818Not the same guy but here you go.
>>3867775Fuck off and die
>>3875096Ah nice. Thanks!
>>3869689Thank you very much.
>>3870027Damn whats the source on this one? Its nice
Ephemeral Rift had a point, asmr is 95% coomer bait now.
>>3875115no way a female human can purr. Did she overlay the audio of a purring cat or something? I just don't think the female vocal cords can reach a frequency that low
>>3875805Seems like I may be rightwiki gives the following on cats>Domestic cats purr at a frequency of 20 to 30 vibrations per second.>Eklund, Peters & Duthie, comparing purring in a cheetah (Acinonyx jubatus) and a domestic cat (Felis catus) found that the cheetah purred with an average frequency of 20.87 Hz (egressive phases) and 18.32 Hz (ingressive phases), while the much smaller domestic cat purred with an average frequency of 21.98 Hz (egressive phases) and 23.24 Hz (ingressive phases).>Schötz & Eklund studied purring in four domestic cats and found that the fundamental frequency varied between 20.94 and 27.21 Hz for egressive phases and between 23.0 and 26.09 Hz for ingressive phases. Schötz & Eklund also observed considerable variation between the four cats as regards relative amplitude, duration and frequency between egressive and ingressive phases, but that this variation occurred within the same general range.I did a google search of the vocal range of huan females and found the following>The voiced speech of a typical adult male will have a fundamental frequency from 85 to 180 Hz, and that of a typical adult female from 165 to 255 Hz>When applied to speech, the human voice spans a range from about 125Hz to 8kHz>The average fundamental frequency for a male voice is 125Hz; for a female voice it’s 200Hz; and for a child’s voice, 300Hz.So looks like she did fake it after all
>>3875824if it's real its some subharmonic technique like glottal stop singing anyway
>>3875842>glottal stop singingThis is the first time I've heard of this but a wiki read told me that it is possible. But she seems to be doing it for a long frame of time. I'm not too sure whether humans have the ability to hold their glottis for that long
>>3875851It's probably not the same as glottal stop singing but there are plenty of subharmonic techniques out there>I'm not too sure whether humans have the ability to hold their glottis for that longtuvan/mongol glottal throat singers can do it for pretty extended periods of time even while overtone singing
>>3857084>>3860778Don't want to out myself as a zoomer but what film is it?
>>3875867hmmAlso, her twitter and patreon tells the following>I will be offering exclusive monthly ASMR videos and the occasional yogi content here, as well as connecting with you guys even more>Twitch streamer, ASMR, yogi Maybe yoga has something to do with these sub-harmonic techniques
>>3875740Where/when did he say this?
>>3875874Apparently there are purring techniques some involve your vocal chords hitting each other so it might not be fake >Maybe yoga has something to do with these sub-harmonic techniquesi don't get the connection between yoga and subhamornic techniques. care to elaborate?
>>3875824That's quite an in-depth analysis anon
>>3867775Holy shit is this real?
>>3875871Fuck yous I found it out. My brother told me that it was The good the bad and the ugly.
>>3876126There were a few decent Clint Eastwood spaghetti westerns made back around that time.
>>3876143Only a few though. Those wops couldn't strike gold that many times.
>>3875884>i don't get the connection between yoga and subhamornic techniques. care to elaborate?woops. went off the sleep. https://www.isingmag.com/how-yoga-can-transform-your-voice/https://www.csmusic.net/content/articles/yoga-for-singers/https://www.bostonsingersresource.org/resources/vocal-health/vocal-health-articles/yoga-and-singing
>>3875887Is this sarcasm?
>>3860557How do you guys know shes a jew? Is it the accent?
>>3876654It was not
>>3876736She's called Mor which is a female name in Hebrew. She's also advertising a product from Israel.
>>3875884You guys haven't had a girl purrr in your ear before?
>>3875692Lisa Pi but her channel name is in Japanesehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9Wsv08YbRk
>>3876797every thread without fail
>>3875096holy shit i started listening to this and now im floating above my chair and i cant get back down pls help
>>3877879>girl purrr in your>a girlyou're on 4chan mate
>>3878320Relax anon, for you are enlightened
someone make new
>>3875115oh shit I feel it
>>3860498dogs are the best