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>>3785745
Don't worry I'll do your job for you

>>3785758
obviously meant to be funny

>>3785758
>>3786368
lmao yeah

>>3788061
Sad to see these people putting so much faith in an israeli who hates their guts

>>3788110
sauce?

>>3788061
That is funny tho

>>3785760
Thanks my internet is too shit to upload

>>3785745
>inb4 lol what a retard I can absolutely tell from the few squiggles on that chart that this was going to happen. You wanna see my portfolio? Yeah, sure. I made 300 bucks this month. I'm almost back at breakeven.

>>3785745
wait that isnt meant to be funny?

>>3788061
kinda made me feel desu, she seems really desperate somehow. now i wanna tell her to dont worry and that its all gonne be fine.

>>3785745
>15 hundred bucks
It's not that much, man. Specially if you're American.

>>3789346
CNN News Room you fucking nigger

>>3791272
1500 bucks is more than what low level wagies make in a month my man, idk who the fuck told you that was not that much to most burgers

>>3791455
>1 (one) month of flipping burgers
It's literally not a lot, breh.
He's acting as if his life savings were gone.

>>3791399
stfu nigger, i can see that much. Im asking bout the remix

>>3791455
If 1500 is a lot to you then you shouldn't touch any stocks. You'd have a hard time making a profit because of brokerage fees alone

>>3785745
>dump it

>>3791470
1 month of flipping burgers even full time only gets you around 800-900 dollars hombre. Unless you live in a state that has a double digit minimum wage, but then you are probably paying triple for average cost of living than states with single digit minimum wages.

>>3791736
Brokerages have no fees if you are doing the trading yourself. You only pay fees if you are using someone to do the investing for you, retard.

>>3788364
seriously people didnt realize one year in that he was controlled opposition when he went to israel to shake hands.

>>3785745
What causes random dumps like that? Many people randomly selling at the same time? Some rich guy selling a lot?

>>3785745
BOGGED

>>3792565
>2 months
So you are still in highschool, huh?
There is no way that a person who has spent more than a year in the workforce thinks that 2 months is a lot.

>>3792592
Usually it's caused by shorting. Institutions can borrow shares in a given company with the promise to pay them back at a later date. It's the same thing that's happening with GME and AMC right now. They take the loan out with the expectation that the share price will drop significantly, meaning they get to pocket all that money. So if you have a $100 share and a company takes out $1,000,000 in loans, but the share price drops to $10 by the time they have to pay it back, they only have to pay back $100,000 and get to keep that $900,000 to invest elsewhere.

>>3791736
>>3792566
amazingly enough you are both wrong

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>>3792592
>Some rich guy selling a lot?
usually this, most often it's an "institution" selling. aka, a fund manager sells holdings.

>>3790940
kind of playing with fire trading a stock like AMRN. Volatile, not much volume, and was trading at an all time high.

Way better off playing stacks on DJIA listed companies, cant really lose cause you can just hold wcs.

>>3793424
kek

>>3794742
That's a lot of jews.

>>3794742
>8 hundred million gorrilion
every time ....

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>>3794865
The "official" number the generation after zoomers will have to know will be 8 million. GUARANTEED.

I was looking through old public school text books from the late 70s and the number was 4.6 million, it then went to 5.4 million in the 80s.

It will be 8 million.

>>3793424
PWAMP IT

PWAMPIT again

AND AGAIN

and again

>>3792566

Try daytrading stocks, you actually have to be very good at this because every time you enter a trade the broker substracts the fees for buying /shorting stocks from your account.

Ofc you could trade CFD's or Futures or CFD's that are bound to Futures for close to zero fees.

>>3785760
wow where is this from?

pretty sure that's me.

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>>3794793
Don't tell me you can't see that it's fake

>>3793424
POV: You are me after selling my shitcoin that i've been hodling for weeks.

>>3785745
Why does he care about minute to minute fluctuations?

>>3788061
I never understood why a bunch of rednecks built a cult of personality around an effete New York businessman who wouldn't piss on them if he was on fire.

>>3795166
Lol, thanks.

>>3795307
Why would he piss on them if he was on fire?

>>3795067
>Try daytrading stocks, you actually have to be very good at this because every time you enter a trade the broker substracts the fees for buying /shorting stocks from your account.
Are you unable to read? There are no fees for a lot of brokerages.

>>3788364
This is what bothers me the most. I grew up around rednecks and they are all fun, but the few who are actually intelligent are great people.
Yet somehow so many of them bought into Trump? These are the same people who make fun of city slickers and people who can't change their cars oil. He is the person who would take advantage of their stupidity, and toss away their rights if it had financial incentive.

>>3791455
1500 a month?!?! hahah jesus fuckingchrist. Glad to live in NY

>>3794973
2003 zoomer here, I was taught it was 11 million in American public education.

>>3785745
dont part yourself from your money like this fool

>>3791470
uh no it's actually more like 1100 a month and that's assuming you work 40 hours a week which is not a given with all minimum wage jobs, mind you rent in my dying rural hometown is 700 bucks a month minimum
>>3791736
I don't touch stocks because it's all a meme, but anyone telling me the average joe thinks 1500 bucks is chump change really doesn't know regular wagies
>>3795437
I live in upstate NY too but grew up in PA where it's still 7 bucks

>>3795166
Imagine being a fickle human flame, glittering in the vast emptiness of the universe, the entropy of your fragile form hurtling you towards your conscious end far too quickly, and out of everything you could do with your inescapably precious time, you decide to be angry that someone wants to piss in a restroom because they don't match your preconception of who belongs in that restroom.

You're the most pitiful creation conceived. What a testament to the pointlessness of man.

>in b4 "you will never be a woman". I'm not trans, just wasting my time watching you seethe.

>>3795639
Sounds like a reddit comment.

But yeah you're right though. No reason to care about this shit unless you got trannies living in your head rent free.

>>3793424
>joe biden is good for america
>trump is bad

>>3795460
6 millionite here

>>3795639
Imagine being a fickle human flame, glittering in the vast emptiness of the universe, the entropy of your fragile form hurtling you towards your conscious end far too quickly, and out of everything you could do with your inescapably precious time, you pretend to be a woman and kill yourself 50% of the time.

>>3785745
Kek link to source vid op?

>>3795639
Imagine being a fickle human flame, glittering in the vast emptiness of the universe, the entropy of your fragile form hurtling you towards your conscious end far too quickly, and out of everything you could do with your inescapably precious time, you decide to be angry that someone wants to piss on trannies online for fun.

>>3785761
Man styx has been doing this for a long time.

>>3795639
lmao I'm going to take this shitty copypasta so far. Thank you for this holy shit.

>>3788110
kek

>>3794742
the number sure did go up a lot recently.. is there an end in sight...

>>3794793
this is so fake it's cringe..

>>3794973
How's that a real language?

>>3795165
rip

>>3795948
Imagine being a fickle human flame, glittering in the vast emptiness of the universe, the entropy of your fragile form hurtling you towards your conscious end far too quickly, and out of everything you could do with your inescapably precious time, you decide to be angry that someone wants to piss on you online for pissing on trannies online for fun for fun.

>>3795639
>Imagine being a fickle human flame, glittering in the vast emptiness of the universe, the entropy of your fragile form hurtling you towards your conscious end far too quickly, and out of everything you could do with your inescapably precious time, you decide to be angry that someone wants to piss on you online for pissing on trannies online for fun for fun.

>>3795639
Cringe

>>3795719
Should we call boomers "forty sixers" because they were taugh 4.6 million, and call x'ers "Fifty Fourers", and millenials "sixers"?

lol

>>3796081
Cant tell if good parents or bad parents...

Good parents
>kid has strong sense of right and wrong so refuses to accept something they heard was illegal.

Bad Parents
>kid was raised to be oversensitive consensus seeker + permissive use of the F word.

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>>3785745
I lost 43k on AMRN
It's a drug company with a single product, and the patent courts ruled against its patent exclusivity
The drug itself showed great clinical trial results and was FDA approved
You win some you lose some

>>3796955
hopefully just shares and not options

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>>3794742
that fucking jew bitch doesn't even know how many jews "died" on the holocaust yet ready to feel offended about something shes completely ignorant about

>>3795639
dude trannies use womens restrooms to molest women and kids

>>3797241
>Woman doesn't know the phone number for police, guy tries to clear snow from underneath the wheel when the car is clearly rear-wheel drive
What a great vid

>>3797290
>vid
ah it's front-wheel drive, nvm
still funny

>>3797241
fucking women

>>3797046
those are realized losses

>>3797241
Guess he was trying to doorstep a package or something? (not sure if that's what Americans call it)

>>3797712
Yeah porch thieves are really common in burgerland

>>3790940
no the retarded part is using candle patterns to trade after 1995.

>>3796623

I can tell they're a bunch of faggot kids like you

>>3796081
>American chocoJews have monopoly on chocolate industry.
>They make any other company illegal.
>Kid follows zog programing to the letter.
Why are americans like this?

>>3785758
based

>>3797197
yeah it goes to my based folder

>>3796072
I don't watch ufc. What is going on here?

>>3795307
>>3795324
>things that make you laugh that aren't meant to be funny: the thread

>>3796623
Bad parents, not only are they swearing but they're likely to narc on their own parents to the state if that's their reaction to a chocolate egg.

>>3797235
fake and gay,

>>3797245
>except trigonometry

>>3797211
I thought he released his bowels at first.

>>3798957
wat

>>3790978
it was live
they guy wanted to show himself making money, but instead he just managed to show live himself getting fucked in the ass, lol

>>3795084
from a great show
guy goes back in time to inherit other bodies or something, but also has their memories so he can't really tell any difference almost like his life from the future is imaginary instead
in this episode, he goes around doing stuff but constantly fucks up and everyone treats him like a handicapped person, and then someone mentions "you not retarded you are special"
this causes him to wonder, and when he looks in the mirror he realizes he's been inhabiting the body of a retard the whole time
keep in mind this is a genius scientist from the future who couldn't tell that everyone was treating him like a retard from the beginning

>>3795639
huh?

>>3790980
Have you not been paying attention to what's going on? It's all over. Covid has been a massive and successful psyop to destroy nations and create a precedent for a technocratic world government. The evidence is all around us. It's over for this country and the world. The human race has failed and it's time for Jesus to return.

>>3797211
???

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>>3795084
Quantum Leap.

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>>3797241
nice wheel bearings :)

>>3795701
>>3795725
>>3795948
>>3795996
>>3796120
>>3796455
>>3797273
I'm a trans individual who has been on 4chan for years. I've yet to see any definitive proof that anything which is largely accepted by the trans community is bad for them, and I'm here to address these issues.

Let's get a hot topic out of the way first: gender reassignment surgery is as necessary for individuals experiencing severe gender dysphoria as chemo would be for a cancer patient. Yes, some people still unfortunately kill themselves. But, every single person who undergoes surgery who doesnt is a person whose life is saved. It is not cosmetic, it is life saving.

Secondly, estrogen is not bad for your mind or body in any way as an assigned-at-birth male. There is zero scientific evidence that it is. This is baseless and only serves to scare people away from taking the medicine they need

Third: it can be "too late to change". I am 37 and I only began hrt 5 years ago. Within two years I was visually passing and now my voice sounds indistinguishable from any other woman's.

Finally, that it is bad for children to transition. Most children have no issue with this and think it's cool to know a trans individual. And giving children estrogen does in fact make it easier on them psychologically to go through their lives as a woman. There is zero evidence that any child has experienced adverse effects growing up compared to non-trans children.

I will talk to anyone about any of these things. I'm just sick of seeing baseless bullshit spewed about us on this site. Seeing that stuff early on in my transition made me think about some things I never want to think about again. And anyone who posts pictures of girls who are having trouble passing is participating in psychological abuse.

>>3797197
knowledge is power. criminalize faggotry.

>>3788061
Im pretty sure this is my cousins mother in law. Is this from Georgia?

>>3798805
Underdog won

>>3798446
>has a tattoo and a brown girlfriend and cucks his savings out on video games
>but he calls other people faggots so that makes him based
using terms stereotypically used by tough guys while obviously not being a tough guy is the ultimate weenie hut cope

>>3799977
And I'm sick of seeing you teach children to mutilate their genitals for intersectionality points.
Any time you want to find out who has more guns, we're game.

>>3798465
They were banned for being a choking hazard to little kids you actual schizo

>>3799977
implying a 1940 treatment is necessary for cancer patients.
medical system is fucked

>>3795305
one thing you'll notice about people who are really passionate about crypto and investing is that they actually don't understand how the market works at all

>>3797197
this man is so beautiful, i want to eat to his poo poo

>>3800211
>>3798805
Not just an underdog, she threw punches after the round ended twice in the fight

>>3795639
lmao nice bait

>>3799977
lmao this nigga wants to cut off his dick. What a retard.

>>3797241
>he gives him fucking advice how to clear out the snow
lmao they both knew he's fucked anyways. What a great vid

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>>3798877
Trust me brotha its real, was all over the news in switzerland a few years ago

>>3799977
nice dubs fag kys

>>3800278
cope harder

>>3799977
you're not a woman and will never be one
kys

>>3799239
this is edited...right?

>>3799977
XY

>>3798465
Kinder eggs are verboten in the US and A because back in like the 1920s Muttistani candy makers started making hard candies with toys inside them (marbles and shit like that) and a whole bunch of kids choked to death because of it, so the food and drug administration banned candy containing inedible objects. It has nothing to do with chocolate monopolies.

There are US-legal versions of kinder eggs too, they're just a little different than the Euro version to comply with the anti-natural selection laws in the US.

>>3798957
That's exactly what he did.

>>3795639
imagine being a human that lives and choses to continue to live in a society but doesn't want to abide by the good manners and basic natural laws that govern said society.
you truly and without a doubt are the most pitiful creation that was twisted by its own psychosis. what a testament to the pointlessness of intelligence.
>t.you will never be a real woman. I'm not a faggot, just making sure the degeneracy of this pseudo-liberal is kept in check.

>>3798957
that's exactly what happened, the dude had explosive diarrheia and it shot through his short legs.

Amazing how many people can't follow the theme of the thread.

>>3802590
I wanna say it it was around late 90s, early 2000s the toys were phased out of Wonderballs. Really was one of my first moments in life where I realized the stupidity of others would take things I enjoy away from me. I don't know why I liked tiny plastic trinkets so much, but I still do. I had a bunch of Wonderball prize toys, for some reason though the only one I can remember atm is a tiny box that had a lid you could open that had a Dalmatian head from 101 Dalmatians in it. Those and Fruit String Things disappearing forever were some of my first major disappointments

>>3797197
>barack obama back off
kek

>>3797211
What I'm wondering is how does shit like this end up being posted on the internet? They obviously had to decide to upload this after filming it.

>>3797712
We call them porch-monkeys around here.

>>3797241
if you tell me call the cops i call them in one second. women should simply be viewed as farm animals

>>3785745
>things that make you laugh but isnt meant to be funny.
>>3795639
>>3799977
pottery

>>3795948
Imagine being a fickle human flame, and with all of the difficulties one can suffer, adding to it by willingly pretending to be something you're not, and not realizing you're horribly, mentally broken.

>>3798805
The "fuck you" at the end is the point of the webm

>>3795307
He did more for the people than any other president these last few decades you brainwashed retard.
>less taxes
>keeping factories
>less regulations
>no wars and pulling out troops

You guys are so far gone you can't look at the facts and see he was clearly more moderate than the last few who bombed and taxed everything they could while expanding the police state.

>>3797211
maybe that's why you don't pick up your massive girl up on TikTok

>>3798422
And why is that?

>>3802174
Nope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7LY32PJbPg

>>3788061
people really think trump cares about anyone but himself lol

>>3799977
>I'm a trans
stopped reading there

>>3799088
based schizo post

>>3795307
>wouldn't piss on them if he was on fire.
It's funny that you clearly do not understand the idiom you tried to use, but completely botched.

>>3794742
>I could be
What a chad. Who are they to look at him and judge his race, a concept they cannot even bring themselves to admit objectively exists in the first place?

>>3796623
>kid has strong sense of right and wrong so refuses to accept something they heard was illegal.
You've got this completely wrong. Legality and morality are not the same thing, but the child in the webm has clearly confused the two as you have. If the child had a well developed sense of right and wrong, they would not be conflating legality with morality and would not be so distressed by the thought of violating such a flagrantly dumb law.

>>3803663
Also this: >>3798840
Since they have such a poorly developed sense of morality and substitute it with loyalty to the law, if the law ever told them to do something immoral they probably would. If you think the state can't get kids to narc on their own parents for bullshit that isn't even remotely immoral, you're wrong. In Communist East Germany, teachers got schoolchildren to narc on their parents if their parents tuned into West German radio or television broadcasts at home. Many Germans were imprisoned for such bullshit crimes after being betrayed by their own children.

>>3797241
>"I don't know the number"
We allow women to vote, and they don't even know 911. Think about that.

>>3803059
"Porch monkey" is meant to refer to lazy nigs who do nothing but sit around on their porch all day, not those stealing from other peoples' porches.

>>3797641
So that movie ruined the kid's life, and almost ruined this guy's life too? That's hilarious.

>>3801429
Maybe don't try to do music remixes if you don't know a damn thing about music.

>>3803675
She was probably trying to call the non-emergency line, which is unique to your local PD.

>>3796060
he let one

>>3795639
reddit moment

>>3804109
If so then she's an even bigger idiot. Calls for a criminal fleeing the scene go to 911.

>>3797197
PASTA SENPAI RETURNES WITH THE POOPOO

>>3799977
Goddamn this is the fattest, meatiest bait I've seen in a while.

>>3795639
You win the tread lmao

>>3795166
I'm not gonna let some fucking creep going into women's bathroom just because they claim they're a woman. There's men and women's bathrooms separately for a reason.

>>3799977
Maybe 40% isn't high enough.

>>3789346
zeta force fucking nigger version

>>3797197
Absurdly based.

>>3791455
Thank god I applied myself in highschool.

>>3795639
I might actually save this. 4chan is pathetic.

>>3799977
>Finally, that it is bad for children to transition. Most children have no issue with this and think it's cool to know a trans individual. And giving children estrogen does in fact make it easier on them psychologically to go through their lives as a woman. There is zero evidence that any child has experienced adverse effects growing up compared to non-trans children.

I don't know if you're a troll or not but if you're genuine you lost me here. Fuck off with that shit I'm not even gonna try to explain how retarded you are. I'm all for everyone being themselves and pursuit of happiness but fuck I'm glad there are some hateful fucks keeping retards like you in check.

>>3797211
yup, those are puertoricans. fucking island niggers

>>3797211
Braptism

>>3785745
Using windows 3.1 in 2011. Deserves it.

>>3803050
Well, after getting through the initial shock and cleaning the shit out of her hair, I'm sure they had a look at it and found it hilarious.

>>3797641
Unironically sad and disturbing. Ironic in this very thread people describing gays and trannies as "degenerate" while there are people sending death threats to actors because they didn't like the character they played.

>>3794742
>never forget the 800 gorillion, goy

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>>3805526
this is possibly my favorite thing i ever found on the internet

>>3788061
these people are too stupid to live

>>3805468
idk if this thought has occurred to you or not but it's very possible to simultaneously think cutting your cock off AND sending death threats to people are both degenerate and bad.

>>3805596
Keep telling that to yourself.
We don't just know it. We overcome it

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>>3785745
Imagine waiting 7 years and this is the very first thing you see of it

>>3799977
Metal illness. Get help and stop spreading your disease

>>3800281
What kind of fucking retarded kid tries to eat the egg whole? I live in a non-cucked country and i never in my entire life knew anyone who had any problem with these eggs

>>3799977
Always love it when someone posts this pasta, this is pura gold

>>3797197
>zay leek zee anoos

>>3797712
it’s called acting like a nigger

>>3799239
when it turns out the woman cheated, they always act shocked like they didn’t know they cheated

>>3806263
bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

>>3795305
really volatile stocks can move big amounts in a super short amount of time, letting you grab big bucks in mere minutes
I hunt momentum, and it regularly gets me 50%+ returns in the span of 5-15 minutes, sometimes 100%+
last tuesday there was one that went up 900%, SCKT, over a couple hours, in a series of rapid launches, and I rode it from when it was up 150% onward

that guy is still a retard though, cause his "support" got punched through not only on the first drop, but several times previous, showing it wasn't a support at all
he deserved to lose money, and did so

>>3797241
one of the greats thank you for this video

>>3806211
They weren't made to protect smart kids who already knew better, they were made to protect kids who try to eat the toys. Like general choking hazards for the young. Sometimes, kids do dumb things. We're a little less into Darwinism with our own kids over here, and a little more into it when it comes to random rapefugees.

>>3795460
>2003 zoomer here
>2003
You have to be... fuck

>>3799977
This shit is literally in your imagination you fucking freak - absolutely guarantee you look exactly like the gross, paraphiliac failed man that you are

>>3794973
I KEK everytime

>>3799977
moot... is that you?

>>3804808
is it weird that I actually liked his performance, funny scream aside?

>>3804909
anti-semites are so fucking retarded

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>>3806631
those guys are mad lads. those dumb roasties have no problem with the terrorist flag that caused dozens of deaths and millions in property damage. but they gasp at the flag if a ww2 faction from 80 years ago

>>3794973
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>>3806591

Not a refutation.

>>3788110
this shit slaps ngl

>>3805526
why does he have a head ache? was he dealing with jews too much?

>>3806591
> very specific slur are great people that care about others and dont want to see more victims

fixed it for you

>>3806591
109 times. never their fault

>>3794742
>800 million
holy shit kek

>>3799977
Jesus christ didn't know discord trannies are so powerful they can actually convert a dude on a midlife crisis.

>>3806770
>109 times. never their fault

based. fuck the skaven

>>3799977
> passing

no such thing

>>3804646

It is not 3.11 you stupid faggot

>>3806770
actually its 1300 times
t. Snopes

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>>3794742
>800 million

memes are real

>>3806631
>not meant to be funny
>is actually hilarious
lmao

>>3806473
So every single kid in the country can't have the fun eggs that come with a toy anymore just because some one-in-a-million case of a complete retard many years ago tried to swallow the whole egg and choked on it because the parents were too retarded to teach him better?
Jesus christ.

>>3795166
I'd take him into the boys bathroom and fuck him raw in there

>>3797712
porch pirate

looks fake though

>>3797211

why did the guy have a cup of bubble milk tea in his shorts to begin with?

>>3804356
For minor crimes cops in my city show up faster from the non-emergency number.

>>3795286
swingies get the rope

>>3806979
In most cities, chances are high the non-emergency number will go to voicemail instead of a human operator.

>>3806979
Also, a thief fleeing the scene is not a "minor crime." There can be no question that such a report warrants 911.

>>3788364
Nice try, mohammed.

>>3795307
lol you're really upset Biden has been such a failure aren't you?

>>3806942
To be more precise, because the retarded parents cried about it to the government, I'd imagine, and it happened two or three times in like an entire continent. But yeah, essentially. Though pretty sure that's badly outdated and they're completely legal again, the reason they were illegal is because you can't sell ANY toy that doesn't meat US choking hazard standards labeled for kids under a certain age.
So it's sort of like if I kvetched to you that Europeans were being denied some miscellaneous US fast food chain because of the horrible and absurd difference in meat processing laws because some fucking retard ADULT might not bother to cook their goddamn meat before consuming it, or might choose to eat nothing but meat and be less healthy because of the fat content, or something.
The difference is I don't do that because I don't care what Europeans do and don't consider a random fast food restaurant to be an indispensable CVLTURE the way you seem to consider Kinder eggs.

Also this might shock you but sometimes kids do things their parents tell them not to, and I hear rumors this even happens in Europe despite the advances in your great education system.

>>3803537
I guess this was a whole 2 days ago but volume is just not a useful metric anymore. Algotrading leads to computers doing crazy amounts of trades every second (HFT) and that can lead to huge drops/peaks that don't actually have any substance to them. They don't matter.

Trying to read candlesticks is like trying to read chicken bones. They both are bogus.

>>3806925
Pretty sure it was meant to be funny, unless they're trying to recruit people on omegle

>>3806631
Got a link to the full stream?

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>>3795639
14 replies and here goes mine. Your bait really worked anon.

>>3806591
Oy vey

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>>3799977

>Post things that make you laugh but isnt meant to be funny

pretty sure you just won the thread faggot

>>3797235
hahahaha

>>3804909
the way he goes from zero to nero gets me everytime

>>3796074
This guy is so lucky that some incel didn't blow his brains out. Only a retard bullies children.

>>3807699
We're all going to make it. Altseason is coming friend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbHrwFM4ZNk&list=WL&index=1&t=2s

>>3795639
You will never be a woman

>>3796074
I present you the Protestant, Ladies and Gentlemen.

>>3799977
>Within two years I was visually passing
LMAO. Post 5 photos and we'll see. Also make sure to time stamp it.

>>3807700
Ok I buy the dip :)

>>3799088
>Covid has been a massive and successful psyop to destroy nations and create a precedent for a technocratic world government. The evidence is all around us.

and yet this post lacks a distinctive amount of that evidence

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>>3797241

Black folks really add so much to our societies. Hopefully he burned his transmission out as well spinning that one wheel so fast.

>>3807699
>>3807700
step aside grandpa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J880r9JKXS4

>>3795639
I reposted this so many times at this point that I forget that i didn't post this one.

>>3799977
You will never, ever, EVER be a woman.

>>3795307
I never understood why a bunch of soisipper students like you built a cult of personality around a dementia-ridden animatronics leftover who isn't even going to wipe your student debt.

>>3799977
>Within two years I was visually passing and now my voice sounds indistinguishable from any other woman's.
Living up to the theme of the OP about posting unintentionally funny shit I see
>ywnbaw

>>3797231
Peak bong

>>3797241
"seriously he's gonna take a sip of water right now?"

little did she know, even criminals must consume water to survive

>>3804909
>>3806723
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jewish_Nobel_laureates

>20% of Nobel prize laureates are Jewish despite making up only 0.2% of the world population

>in their nature to destroy
>that is what they have always done

All anti-Semitic arguments are the same. They always stem from: "the Jews have too much power". It's obvious they are based on simple-minded jealousy. I'm not even going to waste any more time debating after this post. I'll just leave you with a nice paragraph which may help you understand the societal jealousy which has existed for many generations. Maybe it will lead to some introspection but probably not. Introspection requires some intelligence after all.

"Jews are a famously accomplished group. They make up 0.2 percent of the world population, but 54 percent of the world chess champions, 27 percent of the Nobel physics laureates and 31 percent of the medicine laureates. Jews make up 2 percent of the U.S. population, but 21 percent of the Ivy League student bodies, 26 percent of the Kennedy Center honorees, 37 percent of the Academy Award-winning directors, 38 percent of those on a recent Business Week list of leading philanthropists, 51 percent of the Pulitzer Prize winners for nonfiction."

>>3806739
He's drunk

>>3808038
Kicked out of 109 countries
You will always be an Edomite

>>3795639
>just wasting my time watching you seethe.
Lmao who wrote the paragraph?

>>3799977
You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

>>3794742
>800 millions
OY VEY DON'T FORGET THE 800 BILLIONS GORILLONS

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>>3795639
>this post

>>3795307
>being so well trained by the elite that you clap along to our elections being stolen because orange man was just that bad
>it's not theft it's fortification

>>3795639
>Imagine being a fickle human flame, glittering in the vast emptiness of the universe, the entropy of your fragile form hurtling you towards your conscious end far too quickly, and out of everything you could do with your inescapably precious time, you decide to be angry that someone wants to sit in a children's dressing room because they don't match your preconception of who belongs in that dressing room.
Hot take

>>3807750
Reality is the evidence which is why you're still asking for it kek

>>3808038
>intelligence correlates to morality
imagine being this retarded

>>3785761
This is actually from some Christian network. They made a lot of this stuff to connect with the youth.

>>3798996
>>3802860
>>3802660
No, they had a very old thing of blueberries stuffed in his pants.

>>3803682
It's edited.

>>3808456
This. Every downsie I've met are extremely affectionate.

>>3804638
nice

>>3785758
Nick is too based to live

>>3785760
How is this not supposed to be funny?

>>3804638
Tears in my eyes. Ow.

>>3805596
>they don't know my feet hurt

>>3795639
flowery words just make you even more of a faggot, faggot

>>3806430
Where do you get your info

>>3795435
You clearly have no idea about the lives of these people or the economy in general. Trump was an Israeli dick sucking boomer like all of them, but he was great for jobs and the livelihood of the people who voted for him, but you have been brainwashed by the meme that "republicans vote against their economic interests" and that's where your thought process stops. Meanwhile Biden and the Dems in general openly run on the platform that they're going to fuck the middle and working class in the ass and destroy their jobs and that's what he immediately did, so who were these people supposed to vote for?

>>3808456
it doesn't but you don't get a Nobel peace prize for not helping anybody. The argument is that Jews have disproportionately helped society move forward more than any other race

>>3791272
Most Americans live pay check to pay check, its like a third work nation

>>3808923
This is by far the most low IQ post I think I've ever had the misfortune to have to read in my entire life on this website. If this was genuine I'm very sorry.

>>3799977
Are you sure you're not just depressed and lonely and looking for attention?

>>3809621
How so? You've never met an affection downsie? Unless you're talking about my type "are" instead of is/has been.

>>3809621
>most low
It's "lowest".

>>3785758
SkyCorp is meant to be funny though

>>3807046
>weeks
>hodling
get fucked you weak handed bitch

>>3797245
There were no survivors

>>3799239
The compilations of these online crack me up

>>3799239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23sNBl3PkCU

>>3785745
>2011
only just realised that

>>3805799
Ha!

>>3799086
Wow, wrong on basically every level.

He randomly leaps into the position of other people (they end up back at the lab in the future until he jumps to the next person).

He has no memories or knowledge of the people he leaps to, but the ai from the lab uses history records to predict how the main character needs to improve the person's life to be able to leap again.

It's actually pretty good, there's even an episode where he becomes monke

>>3795716
Man will you shut up.

>>3795307
>>3807916
america

>>3808038

>what is nepotism

>>3797197
i like how their taking notes

>>3803685
holy shit zoomie please kill yourself asap

>>3788110
so was the shooter getting revenge for his dad?

>>3804523
That reason is?

>>3797231
>you fucking bitch
holy fuck, brits are so good at cussing it's fantastic

>>3807280
bump, really want to see more of these lads

>>3796074
w-wow, so this is the power of Protestantism

>>3788061
Would be funny if she wasn't 100% right tbqh

>>3810268
why does this board in especific hate protestants so much?

>>3803685
>implying he did it

>>3808336
I wonder how many interviews he doesn't put online because the people were trying too hard to be funny. This guy is definitely right on that line of being aware of what he's doing, so it doesn't feel the same as the flat earth conventions and bigfoot stuff where some of those people are so genuine.

>>3797290
>number for the police
British people dont have this problem anymore. It's an easy to remember number.
0118 999 881 999 119 725 3

>>3799977
You are mentally ill and supporting your delusions is inhumane and encouraging you in ireversible self mutilation is outright a crime against humanity. You will never by a woman/man. You need antipsychotics like schizophrenics. The whole trans community is one giant pile of insanely evil, vile, mischeavous people who are ireversibly ruining lifes of already very tormended and severely mentally ill people. Thinking that you are other sex (there is nothing like gender, that's completely made up term by scholars, gender is as real as unicorns or pokemons) is mental illness. Period.

>>3810909
Protestants are like jews on steroids.

>>3796081
My 2 years old has no problem with it. But we are not americans which means we aren't retarded inbreed genetic trash who was kicked out of Europe.

>>3812446
how

>>3797641
I actually feel sorry for the kid though. Sad story. George Lucas is a dick. I bet he even fought against everything what makes original trilogy so good and I bet fucking ewoks are solely his idea and also the worst part of ROTJ which would be otherwise very good. Even sequels shits all over prequels.

>>3799977
Don't read all these ignorant people answering. They're talking about nature, about how they help you by telling that your way is wrong, about how their mind are totally closed to something else other as them. They are just the opposite of that they think they are, telling to themselves that they are kind people.

You're on Internet, accept that : you will not change their mind here, especially not in an anon place like here.

>>3794742
800 million. so the memes are real?

>>3811751
This guy is legit insane. The only episode of Joe Rogan's podcast that I've watched fully is the one with Alex Jones. It was like I couldn't look away. I knew the guy was messed up but actually listening to how he comes to his conclusions really clears a lot of things up