>>3769587How do I teach my cat to do this ?
>>3769587Holy shit is this real!?
>>3770135Freaking Disney CGI>Holy shit is this real?No.
>>3771056lol i remember thisbased tigress
>>3771079geez, how long do you have to pet those things before they give you their Cheetos?
>>3770978wtf is this comment real??
>>3770129>her instinct is to open her mouth
>>3770114Why in the fuck is this sexy to me?!
>>3770111The concern is so heartwarming and her voice is boneriffic.
>>3773078lmaooo she's one of those high class skanks
Sorry for the crap quality, I tried twice but I'm too dim to make anything proper if anyone wants to have a go https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/622084786533695488/805434699958714378/It-is-worth-the-risk-to-pet-such-a-cute-kitten.mp4
>>3775560ffmpeg defaults to maximum compression and 256k video bitrate, you have to manually set it to match the original file
>>3775625thats a big dog...
>>3770114I would 100% get a boner
>>3774132love how they left that in
>>3770117I wish that was me.
>>3775625what did you use ? I tried -b:v 100K -b:a 100K but it didn't work brothanks anyway>>3777368saved
>>3769584sounds like a wookie during the lower parts
>>3777897>100kAh, yeah there's your problem100k is extremely low, I think I used around 800k
>>3771056is he kill
>>3769587wtf is this real
>>3778330You just know....
>>3780127I think the chances that she has sex with that cat is pretty much less than zero.
>>3780172yeah they usually have sex with the dog
>>3777368Such formidable and aesthetic beasts.
>>3774132this never gets old
>>3773260>>3773090>>3777224what the fuck is wrong with you
>>3774132the perfect webm
>>3780945Not those anons but the dick has a will of its own
>>3770123YOU JUST KNOW
>>3777897Start with at least 750k or 1M for the video and go from there depending on your size constraints. Using the bitrate option for audio is kinda pointless in my opinion unless you're making a ygyl with a large-sized audio file. Most of the filesize comes from the video portion so you're generally gonna be playing with "-b:v" or "-vf scale"
>>3770111you will never see half of cat loyalty, or quarter of dog loyalty, given to you by a nigger, or worse yet, a woman
>>3780945A cat is fine too.
>>3769587My cat can do this, it's not that cool
>>3770103>that titleI expected the cots to be pissing and shidding on each other
>>3777361You just know
>>3770111I send that to people who say that cats aren't loyal pets.
>>3770123my penis exploded
>>3777368i see that race mixing is going on in full swing in usa
>>3770114you just know
>>3777357What the fuck those are ligers right? No feline creatures has the right to be so big
>>3782993thats a fucking expensive cat
>>3787005Yeah, a real shame because it's one of the coolest breeds.
>>3770117you just know
>>3786472>90 day fiance.webm
>>3783000Take your meds
>>3787955found the roastie
>>3774132the cat died later of eternal bleeding
>>3770114I get irresistible boners when cats rub against me
>>3789126me too its normal
>>3770978I can't tell if you are retarded or baiting me
>>3789126Lmao actually, it's not.
>>3772037he's so handsome
>>3789121proof or gtfo
>>3789110Hey, it works cause it's accurate
>>3789625the embittered roastie unwittingly exposes herself by pushing it
>>3789676keep seethinig, incelEveryone who disagrees with you must be a woman
>>3770111>the fuck you think you're doing immersing yourself in water you fucking retard
>>3789683you're clearly a roastie or you wouldn't have felt so offended by that post
>>3789687I ain't offended m8. People like you are just fun to poke sticks at
>>3789689only roasties have that knee jerk reaction to posts bad mouthing women
>>3789691It's more like it's fun to find a justifiable target that will reliably holler when poked and give you (You)s
>>3789692sounds like roastie cope desu
>>3789695you will never touch a woman
>>3789701you're getting upset for no reason
>>3789702> y-you're upset!keep crying, bitch nigger
>>3789703calm down roastie, just saying one mean comment about you on 4chan isn't the end of the world
>>3789705You never do stop replying, do youI'm having fun over hereWhen was the last time you kissed a girl?
>>3789706it doesn't look like you're having fun, looks more like you're coping with being exposed
>>3789707Believe whatever you want to believe, fren. And I'll believe what I knowAlso have sex
>>3789710no idea why you roasties get so toasty over basic stuff like that anyway, dogs and cats are obviously more loyal than women in general
>>3789711Certainly none would be loyal to you, faggotNo wonder you've got such a grim perspective
>>3789712what's grim about it? it's only grim if you feel personally attacked by that view, which you wouldn't unless you're a roastie
>>3789713It's grim because it means you'll be alone for the rest of your lifeEven I wouldn't wish that kind of a fate upon most people
>>3789714but saying women are less loyal than dogs and cats doesn't mean you'll be rejected, many men have learned that the hard way through divorce
>arguing with holesroastie getting toastiepost more catte, faggots
>>3789722i'm out of webms, let me see if i can find something
>>3789683>Ranting about incels in a fucking cat thread>Not a womanMy sides
>>3789993>and i do my little turn on the catwalk
>>3789993>tfw i remember its called "catwalk"
>>3790247finite mistakes infinite repercussions
>>3791495sauce for music?
>>3770123holy shit imagine being in a caged match with that fucking beast
>>3780021No he actually grew up to be an electrician in South Wales, and now that he has taken steps towards becoming a small business owner, he is starting a family. As for the Tiger, he grew up to be einstein.
>>3772037DONT LAUGH AT HIM I WILL FUCKING CARVE YOUR WRISTS OPEN.
>>3784471>scaring an animal 12 times your size >manlet
>>3785520I love you mom.
>>3769587Wtf???? How did he do that?
>>3792459They're less scared and more perplexed at the absolute level of uncontrollable seethe said manlet is displaying.
>>3792607yeah basically but kudos to the manlet for not being a pussy and standing his ground even if he is no match for the 440 lb chad lion.
Please post more lions anon, I like them a lot.
>>3770120cats of any size
>>3789993based cat blocking roasties
>>3770103why "toilet"?why not "Bath"?subhuman.
>>3789746NOOOO NIGGERMAN YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HELP ME FIGHT THE ELDRITCH HORRORS NOT JOIN THEM WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOOO
>>3792847out fucking skilled
>>3773090>vaguely human shape>cute>pretty coloring
>>3792847There was hl edit somewhere.
>>3792847shadow of the colossus
>>3790247the kot is still bleeding to this day, its so sad :(
>>3793124>not shadow of the KOTlossus
>>3789765And everyone died.
>>3789786Big or small, cats are still cats.
>>3789734>>3791495Calm down guys, the video is from only a couple of nights apart because the second cat had to get surgery. They're both fine to this day, probably.
>>3793724Too late I already killed myself
>>3783000i hope you get raped and executed by a nigger
>>3792707Toilet originally meant grooming, sport.
>>3789691Only incels have that reaction to bad-mounting incels, incel.
>>3794375>mountinghands are shaking from pressing it too much?>>3789110
>>3794375When you want to mount an incel so bad but the cat webms won't watch themselves
>>3770114Wait.... I also get it... uhh fuck please tell me its because I read the other replies .
>>3789765This gets me everytime kek
>>3789780That's not a cat, that's a horse.
do we really need to argue about who fucks dogs or not in the fucking cat thread?
>>3795655No, everybody knows it's white women.
>>3770978>>Holy shit is this real?LIES AND SLANDEROF COURSE IT'S REAL
>>3784474>>3784478sweet as fuck
>>3789757>gets cucked by a lion
>>3773078she knows what she's about
>>3794388Aperture Science has gone too far this time.
>>3795950based cat avoiding the jewish vaccine at all costspoor guy they got him in the end
>>3797954wtf is this real??
>>3789993i lived in istanbul for a few months, there are cats everywhere in the streets, full families, loners, gangs... And the turks take very good care of them all. There is a special relationship between them.
IT'S CATUESDAY POST CATS
>>3770114humanoid cheetas soon i hope, just IMAGINE.
>>3769587THIS IS POG
>>3789746HOLY CRAP WHAT BREED IS THAT
>>3794365yeah originallygay originally used to mean happy but you dont see people using it that way now do you
>>3799973wtf is this real?
>>3798663Or you know...The turk animal rights movement banned any kind of stray animal control. So there are countless starving cats and dogs eating garbage and getting sick or clawed to death. Gerizekalı herifler.
>>3771056did he died?
>>3789785Dude, what if it "snaps"?
>>3789102No matter how hard you try, you will never be a woman
>>3800950And you'll never be a man, what's your point?
>>3770111did she die?
>>3770978the cat is real but logan paul is fake
>>3773061Chester cheeto is like Santa clause.
>>3789746Wtf is this real?
>>3800749He probably raised the lions as children when he was much more powerful than them so they think he is a super human and now he has to bluff that he is still more powerful than them or else they will murder him.
>>3797509Is this actually trailer park boys?
>>3789809>That american accentDocumentaries should be british. This literally a bongocaust
>>3803648Agreed, the best thing about animal documentaries is the upper class bong narration
>>3801009yeah, the pilot movie
>>3789809lost at 2:30
>>3784471Was about to ask what the "AAAAAAAH!" guy was, but then I looked at the metadata.
>>3795087Link to original? (music, not cat!)
>>3798579No, the cat's shirt was added in post, you can tell if you look closely.
>>3789765>gib milkies reeee
>>3789765This monkey does not know fear.
>>3803397wtf why do the kittens do that?
>>3805125Afraid and startled so they rush to cover.
>>3774132I like to imagine the camera man. "Nope. I'm not filming it again, I'm taking my camera and going home"
>>3783000very true. literally no one will be as loyal to you as a dog
>>3805125Noise activated their flight instinct
>>3786472seems like it wishes it had fur. i wonder why it doesnt
>>3810641I doubt it understands the concept that its a hairless cat. Cats have very sensitive skin though so the other cat's fur probably feels amazing.
>>3803648>Documentaries should be britishWhy would I want to listen to pakis?
>>3786472>creepy old japanese man fondles girl
>>3789746SOMETHING IN THE MIST!
>>3784474>>3784478I fucking love the dodo
>>3786472master roshi and bulma.webm
>>3797954Play 'em off, keyboard cat
>>3784474>>3784478Do they know why all of a sudden feral cats just want to be domesticated?
>>3770978great post, anon
>>3800012ya you do
>>3770129fake and gay, there is a guy with a bottle doing this.
>>3769587it's a deepfake, the original cat was white
>>3769584For me it's camgirl cats
>>3811220Wtf is going on here?
>>3800749>>3800999theres a big difference between people who raise exotic animals as "pets" or "children" (these people get eaten)and people who raise them and become part of/head of the pack (these people live)
>>3769587Wait a minute...
>>3811711Holy fuck I've been thinking about this a shitload recently and I though it was some fever dream I had
>>3797954I miss him bros
>>3770123man the way it does an extra jump to go for the neck but doesn't go through with it.... i wouldve shit myself
>>3783000well you're kind of right about the dog.
>>3813881 Those pale thighs exploding out of those shorts are fucking killing me. I don't even give a shit about the cute kitten. My cumbrain is too strong.
>>3783000The Dog is truly a white mans best friend, even our women are temporary, the doggo is forever.
>>3787573Have a (you)
>>3813998my guess is: hurt dog noticed that a lion had noticed him. Since it knows it can't outrun the lion if it do chases it the dog goes all-win and asserts to the lion and lioness it's not pray. now, what the fuck that dog is doing there? dunno, maybe fell from a safari truck and got left behind because it's owners only noticed too late, that would explain the hurt paw
>>3775560you just know
>>3789691men have the same reaction when tumblr / twitter do it to them, pot kettle