ITT please post WebMs of bad cookingI'm aware of Jack and there's a woman who I believe is called KayI will post some WebMs I have
>>3753547>3753547>>3753544>>3753541Who is this world criminal
>>3753559Think I just found her on YouTube, here's a videoShe cooks raw pasta in the oven and then wonders why it's so crunchyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNto-3DvDpw
What people won't do for clicks.
>>3753541oh sweet nigger fucking christ
sure this is sfw?
bump bump bump
This one isn't as disgusting but it's the only other one I have
>>3754426Ah my favorite... spicy ramen diarrhea
>>3754419this makes me feel sadness
>>3754525Pretty good compared to the horrors in this thread.
>>3754426I wanna try one of these EVERY time I see this video, it confuses and intrigues me...
>>3753565>that fucking crunch as he bites into it.The taste must be all kinds of awful.
>>3754589looks like theres a bit of run off there
>>3754591>I like my burgers on the rare side
>>3754427All these steps for a stupid lightbulb strawberry thing, what the fuck lol.
>>3754591>IT'S FUCKING RAW
>>3754653By the time it takes him to fiddle around with that piece of shit I could have diced several potatoes with less effort too.
>>3753544wtf is this?
>>3754709i swear women just slather cheese on things and call it a dish. That's a fuckin cheese casserole.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_QGVp4KGhI&feature=emb_logo
>>3754427what is this supposed to be, though?
Does anyone have the webm of the side by side of some twink eating pizza with a fork and knife and some fat fuck just chowing down?
>>3754508What the fuck is with jack cooking everything raw?
>>3754625This one always makes me physically ill
>>3754717I'd probably do this one
>>3754653Good god man just cut it in half first
>>3754427Porque hace esto
>>3754525If it wasnt drowned in sauce, it would look x2 as edible
>>3753547>>3753544>>3753541I would eat some of Jacks stuff, but I dont think I can stomach anything Kay has made
>>3753565That women should go straight to the ICC at the Hague
>>3755281seems pretty good desu
>>3754724What went wrong with the dough?
>>3755281How is this awful?
>>3754523i actually laughed at the title, good one m8
>>3755281I've made mac and cheese like this before and it was really good. Especially if you stick it under the broiler for a few minutes
>>3755527I assume the oils not hot enough since everything else he cooks is raw.
>>3754717looked good until the cheddar and beer
>>3755537whatd they top it with? it looks kinda like hershey's syrup
>>3755855why is she using a butter knife
>>3753544I love how she just fucking slaps it back in the water.
>>3753541When I see her stuff I always wonder how can someone be this inept. I mean she is clearly cooking constantly, like how in the ever-loving fuck is she unable to make at least basic stuff like a fucking pancake. Blows my mind.
>>3755832>cutting wurstel with paperclips>"looked good"what the FUCK is wrong with you
>>3754504Thats looks like incredibly plebian cooking but I'm sure its palatable
>>3754725I'm not sure if it's meant to be a fried egg or a poached egg, I would say poached egg given the amount of fluid
>>3755281What is it with mutts and this disgusting dish?
>>3754724>>3754709>>3754653>>3753541>>3753547>>3753544The way these people manipulate things makes me so uncomfortable. It's like their hands were just stumps and they were given fingers just before the video was taken and have no idea how to use them
Not necessarily awful cooking but does anyone have the webm of these ladies on a cooking show who were trying to open a coconut with a knife and almost impaling themselves and the instructors have to stop them basically?
>>3754591Why the fuck does he cut the burger on a plate that is sitting on a cutting board
>>3754589Reminds me of the end stream of my morning piss
>>3755976>ruins your crust
>>3755929Kay is legit borderline retarded or british for short
>>3755837It's probably a balsamic glaze.
>>3755532kill it with fire
>>3756405Saw this one recentlyI don't understand why anyone would mash up chips and cheese together (that's fries and cheese for Americans)
>>3755931ah yea except that part, I was talking about the ingredients
>>3754890Ive watched beheadings, animal torture, girl puking all over eachother with shit and piss, but this is the video that made my stomach turn
>>3756405If those were 3 different items on a plate, and he didnt prechew the potatoes that would be really good.
>>3754511doesn't he look like 5% downsey?
everthing ITT has to be on purporse, no one can be that fucking stupid, fucking youtube faggots.
>>3754591Jack's immune system must be superhuman from all the fucking undercooked slop he consumes
>>3756387Well Jack has had at least 2 strokes, possibly 3, so that would explain why his hands are barely functional.
>>3755527Displacement. Too much batter make spill.
>>3757925Actually looks pretty good.
>>3757925The"bread sandwich" joke went really far in this one.
>>3754426That looks like really, really good drunk food
>>3753541Is she seriously retarded? Kay seems like she has an IQ of 60 tops.
>>3754511That slow turn to the camera with his eyes half closed.
>>3755532Are they actually trans or is it part of the joke?
>>3758132nope. thats how actual trannies look like.
>>3757649No I think they really are that ineptThe world has some crazy motherfuckers
>>3758096Well I would say it's certainly not the smartest decision to use that much oil when making a pancake
>>3754803he read somewhere that bad cooks overcook things and it removes all the flavor, so no he big brains everything he makes as "much better" that a usual cook since its not overcooked
>>3755529one pot cooking is trash tier
>>3754717what kind of maniacal fucking lunatic would slice up the hotdogs with a god damn paperclip, jutlst use a fucking knife good lord
>>3754890I saw this a day and a half ago and I can't stop thinking about it. This is awful. Thanks for posting
>>3754890This made me throw up in my mouth a little. Congratulations.
>>3756405That seems excessive but I would totally destroy that right now
>>3757673The parasites are actually in control.
>>3754523wtf is this mousetrap glue
>>3756405first sandwich seems fine, the second is a perfect way to get diabeetus
>>3754625it feels like my arteries are clogging when I watch this.
>>3754625>living the dream
>>3753542look at that juice!
>>3757248So americans eat fries and you lot eat some chpis? Like wood chips?
>>3755529Want to know how I know you're American?The fact that you look at a video of some trailer trash pouring WHOLE milk into a pot, heating until it's probably burnt and ruined, pouring in some prepackaged macaroni from GoldbergCorp LTD, (I won't mention the butter because honestly you're American and that's a given, like the fucking sun rising every day, an American is a butter and shit genetics based life form), then just stirring with an oversized spoon like a kindergartner, more Goldberg prepackaged """""food""""" products, this time some cheese flavored chemicals and animal fat. You fucking disgusting motherfucker.
>>3761028You sound like a homo.
>>3753565>Why don't you try the bit that ain't burnt, then?>WHAT BIT?fucking kek
>>3757925This is the white man's signature dish
>>3753565>some spaghetti sticks or spaghetti whatever you want to call it
>>3755887convenient pre-made foods with lazy 2 step recipies left boomers and a lot of their gen x offspring terrified of the idea of sharp kitchen knives so they insist on using the dullest thing in the kitchen.
>>3762133What spices do you use for bread?
>>3754523fucking hilarious title kek
>>3761028haha seething over Mac N Cheese, this is somehow a new low for eurofags
>>3754504this half raw omelette triggers me
>>3754724>too much batter, it spills>he doesn't clean it up>the oil is cold>he deep fries it with the stickplease god i can't handle this
>>3755536uh... uh... uh...jesus christ this whole video is an uh simulator
>>3753541I feel sorry for the guy that always taste tests this shit
>>3760598I believe it was supposed to be a sauce/batter for some kind of asian chicken. General Tso iirc. Called for like a tbsp of cornstarch, he said that didn't sound right, added roughly a cup
>>3754426Mexican street "food"
>>3755855We're making homemade sauce... Start with these cans.
>>3762133Go back to your KFC, nigger baboon.
>>3763245Happy 10th birthday little guy.
does anyone have that one with the fat german woman making a lasagna type thing with hotdogs and a huge block of cheese and chocolates?
>>3754625Ive never had a corndog before, he makes it sound pretty good
>>3762133You probably mean "white" American, because I know you can't be referring to Europeans as we literally conquered, colonised and enslaved places inhabited by fauna like you in order to expand our culinary repertoire.
>>3762764lmao what a dumb faggot
>>3756405This recipe should have stopped when the bread got filled and toasted... the first time
>>3755976I wonder what the chances are of that thing exploding
>>3755855WTF this woman is ugly and stupid, and her camera guy is either a monkey or shitface drunk.
>>3755281This one is good. Not healthy, but nice and cheesy.
>>3753544oh geez... oh my...
>>3763561Very high if someone pours cold water over it before letting it cool
>>3754709DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH CHEESE THERE!?
>>3762744Don't, he's an asshole NEET, and part of the reason her cooking is shit is she constantly replaces ingredients he doesn't like.
>>3754671the plight of the unitasker. Never buy crap that's only good for 1 specific job in the kitchen
>>3756073bro I don't fuckin know. I swear I'm the only guy in my state that hates this shit.
>>3757248because it's good you retarded anglo
>>3753544Real question, where do i get cooker with purple glow? they all are either red or orange
>>3763865anon asking the real questions. How much hotter than white hot is violet?
This thread caused me a great pain, what have you done, op...?
>>3762774I have never in my life seen that ever and im a Mexican that eats cow intestines.
>>3754504>folding it when it's on the plate and not half flipping in the pan to show you're a champ
>>3754709This is probably unironically delicious though. Fuck ton of cheese. Some meat. Tomato sauce. It's basically a lasagne with no spices, a fuckton of cheese and chips instead of pasta.
>>3757248>he's never had a HSP
>>3755976>boiling your meat on a block of saltThat steak looks disgusting.
>>3763865This glows red/orange too.The purple is just a result of non-visible light wave lengths fucking with the camera and making it look purple, even though it really isn't purple.
>>3756387I think people who do not know how to cook, or feel uncomfortable doing so, are deliberate and robotic movements to compensate. Or they're simply sociopath consumer husks of people are walking dead.
>>3754419the filename haha
>>3753542This is what happens when you set the tempreture too high, outside gets cooked while inside its raw. Happened to me, altho when frying breaded chicken, thats most common
>>3764035i pray for nuclear holocaust
>>3764142would have been better if he used a mcdouble instead of the day old bun
>>3754591>Pissing out fat>RAWWhat in the FUCK is wrong with this guy? How have he not died from eating any of this shit yet?
>>3757925>Would you like some bread with that sir?
>>3755887look at her fingers when she's cutting stuff. if she had a real knife she wouldn't have fingers
>>3764340>fingered mayo>tape>platingThis shit got me.
>>3753540I cant imagine this is real.>>3753544As stupid as the egg looks I'm more concerned about the thick layer of hardened butter on the biscuit>>3754426They said it couldn't be done, but never ending diarrhea is finally here!>>3754890Lol amazing.>>3756387Everything with Jack is frustrating to watch.
>>3764035I hope the people who made this got put in front of a wall and were shot
>>3754591fucking kek im loling rn
>>3764035> just shit all over it with processed poison brand-names, not-cheese, and estrogen plant>>3765969i hope the wall was ok after
>>3754653id prob do the same thing lol