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>>3705956I miss her bros
>>3706891Great fucking movie.
>>3705389desu i always expected his voice to be more like.. ethereal
>>3710052Christopher Lee always nailed it. Pratchett even said so.
>>3711575I didn't even realize it was Christopher Lee, that's pretty coolAnd if Pratchett approved then I guess I don't have a lot to say about it
>>3703949what the fuck is this and why the hell did you post it
>>3705390>launching a dozen real B25s for a moviegod I miss when movies were made like that
>>3705391i love the stop animation for this movie
>>3712504this is jew propaganda
>>3712712It's a thread about film and tv. It is literally ALL jew propaganda. Take what value you can from it, dream of the day it is our propaganda, but don't expect it ever to be something that it is not.
>>3712606Ray Harryhausen was a master. I'll post more of his work later today.
>>3704200HE'S LAUGHIN HIS SICK FUCKIN ASS OFF
just trying out
>>3714473Another man who can't breave, sad...
>>3712503This shot is fucking kino!
>>3715268whole movie is kino
>>3713184AN ABSENTEE LANDLORD
>>3703949The worst part of this isn't the acting, it's the costume designs.
>>3703949I..I hate it. It shouldn't really exist.
Anyone have the webm of this puppet telling a guy in the park to make good tv, then the guy sprinkles his fingers and birds show up like it's a damn fairy tale
>>3704209Looks like they used an Asteroids game from an Atari 2600.Note how when the letters show up on the screen there is a clicking noise like they are being typed out. You still see that in movies today.
>>3705391I really like the scene when he comes to life. Such a feeling of dread.
>>3712503warm girl vs icy trail. no brainer.
>>3713986one of my favorite movies. classic Harryhausen!
>>3725090so, he stopped bill gates?
Movies? lol no I'm not a nerd
pee pee poo poo
>>3724564only good part kek
>>3729120reminder the first girl was in the sex cult with allison mack
>>3725682based fuck bill gates and his poisonccine
>>3713008>>3713012is this some red dit soi boi?
>>3729138No, it's John Wilson
>>3712712>>3712811nothing wrong with calling out skaven and their propaganda. they sure as fuck hoot and hollar about anything their fragile selves consider offensive
>>3713008>>3713012this is so sad, somebody please euthanize this poor man.
Why do some people think it's socially acceptable to post 5 second webms?
>>3729302Surely whether five seconds is too long or too short depends entirely on the content of the webm. You have not replied to any particular webm, so it is hard to judge the merit of your frustration. What was the point of this comment then?
>>3729123I'd sex cult the SHIT outta Allison Mack to be fair
>>3711742Anthony Cumia looks like THAT?
>>3730254>>3729123yeah that sounds highly based to me.
>>3706891I might be mistaken with the numbers. The Soviet army had about 34 high ranking generals in the 30's. Stalin purged about 33 of them. Somehow, Zhukov survived that.
>>3731908the people that survived were the ones deemed harmlesskruschev was a 5 foot 2 fat gremlin zhukov would get emotional and cry openly
>>3731908Stalin's entire treatment of the Red Army is either the most brilliant handling of a military in human history or the shining example of a retard failing upwards. His idiotic purging of every officer with half a brain led to gems like Soviet outposts in Poland saying Germany was attacking and Moscow responding "lol are you drunk?".>>3731968And ironically, that may have been what ultimately saved the Soviet Union. The surviving officer corp was full of men with no political instincts or ambition, just fanatically loyal military men with all kinds of personal flaws precluding them from properly seizing political power. Men like Zhukov.
>>3703949YikesI watch a lot of japanese live action, but even this is too much to withstand
>>3717986It's a live action adaptation of an anime, and like all adaptations the costumes, wacky hair colors, and the over-the-top acting never translate well to 3d
>>3732203this is pretty good
I'm not gay.
>>3733557This part is so good ;_;
>>3705389cute hintsad how 99,9% of the people that watch this won't understand it
>>3717986You're wrong. The costumes are bad but the acting is even worse.
>>3725216>Note how when the letters show up on the screen there is a clicking noise like they are being typed out.The clicking sound is an intentional sound effect added in editing. If the clicking were not desired, they simply wouldn't use audio recorded during the creation of the video.
>>3725226Incels are not very smart, even when they get lucky they find ways to screw it up.
>>3731891Holy shit, it's Dennis. I had no memory of him in that.
>>3731960The first 20 minutes of that movie was great, then it's all shit until order 66
>>3736008He was in the first Crank as well (hence why he's traumatized in the second.)
>>3731960Those effects did not age well.
Thief is the greatest crime movie ever made. Michael Mann made a few other great movies, but none were ever quite as good as Thief.
>>3729302Why do you think I want to watch 5 minute webms?
>>3736974man these star wars movies just keep getting shittier and shittier, don't they.
>>3736976they've always been cringe. now they're recycled cringe.
the movie is a mess, but it has a lot of nice cinematography.
me on the first date
>>3736976Well it's a show, not a movie
>>3706819source?>>3711733It's not. According to IMDB it's Ian Richardson >>3729123She wasn't just in it with her, they were fucking married.
>>3704209When I first watched this scene, I remember the tension and enjoying the computer simulation. Then, the second the computer started flat-out telling him probability calculations that it has no ability to be able to tell, I lost my suspension-of-disbelief. Still a great movie, but this scene in particular is one of the most memorable for me.
>>3714474Is this Braveheart in the Wildwest?
>>3703949Trying to make cartoons with insanely affected characters into live action films is so fucking stupid. I don't care how young or young-looking the actors are; it just doesn't translate and never will.
>>3704200I'M A FAN OF MAN
>>3739598UPGRADE is like Robocop without the cop.
I wanna upload the entirety of Dredd
>>3739550>those boobas in the background
>>3705393What movie? Been looking for this for some time
>>3724564I never knew this film was a comedy. Is it good?
>>3739798It's not a comedy. After that it's a romantic drama. Okay movie but really it's for fat single women that wanna eat chocolate and stare at Brad Pitt.
>>3739798>>3739801The peanut butter bit was breddy gud.
>>3724564The reaction of the crowd is terrible. People would be horrified, those guys are like "ouch he slipped and bumped his head a little bit".
>>3705393>>3739778 My Lucky Stars (1985)
>>3712507What's this from?
>>3738270wtf he looks like an NPC the way he looks at her after
>>3740062The Man with the Iron Heart
>>3730292Who the fuck is Anthony Cumia?
>>3741198Brother of the notorious Tunisian Nice truck driver Antwan Kumiya.
>>3741042That might be the dumbest shit I've ever seen.
Kubrick's first film, everybody
>>3739064>>3739066>>3739067>>3739078>looks cool, I'm gonna look it up>it's a James Bond moviewhat the shit?
>>3733566never seen tsom, probably should sometime.
>>3742046does James Bond offend your zoomer sensibilities?
>>3742450Just wasn't expecting it
>>3702967i know im gonna be called a fag butyo whats the movie called?
>>3742889pretty sure it's Saturday Night Fever
Does anyone have that webm of the dude from My 600lb Life that died and sort of looked like Mike from red letter media that played "That's right, Jay" as the camera zoomed in on his bloated, lifeless face
>>3742046Imagine discovering Moonraker on 4chan of all places.
>>3743324Heh, yeah, guess I'm not living that one down.>>3743304That's some good TV right there
>>3742687Anybody like my contribution?
>>3741419let me guess, you hate women right?
>>3737559You're fucking shitting me!
>>3742046It was 1979, Star Wars had just come out and the Space Shuttle was still newfangled miracle tech. You're damn right they sent Bond into space.
>>37382704chan goes on a date
>>3731968>know almost nothing of Russian historyMy takeaway from that movie is that Stalin were surrounding by dangerous people. Some were smart and ambitious, and some were subserviant and bumbling, but they were all trouble down the road in their own particular way. (And by the way this is why everyone should divest themselves of inauthentic people.)Beria was dealt a much better hand than Kruschev, but burned through his political capital as if it was endless. I expected to hate the movie but ended up liking it a lot.
>>3737559Tim Roth in the Ed Norton Hulk movie had a wire rig that had him running 30 miles an hour. That effect looked good, or at least that's how I remember it.
>>3739066Kubrick was an advisor on The Spy Who Loved Me. Although maybe only on the water effects and high speed camera.
>>3712712it accurately describes the German (and more specifically Kaiser Wilhelm II's) reaction to the great war.>fire Bismarck (one of the greatest statesmen in history) because keeps preventing you from fucking things up>ignore all his advice on how to cuck France and prevent the total destruction of europe via war>allow Russia to ally with France despite previously good relations between Germany and Russia>instead of exploiting strained relations between Britain and France to woo Britain to your side you decide to annoy them by starting a massive naval arms race>publish a rambling autistic article in a British newspaper where you claim the naval buildup was to fight the Japanese, state that the brits are all mad and bring up the still sore issue of German material support of the Boers >German ambassador to Britain starts to consider sucking off an Artillery Mauser>in 20 years go from France being geopolitcally isolated to having a British-Russian-French superpac arrayed against you while your only allies are the borderline failed states of Austria-Hungary and the Ottoman empire>destroy any last hope of British neutrality by invading Belgium as part of an anime-tier attack plan>schlieffen plan fails because the timetable was so tight that even slight belgian resistance bought enough time for 70 Franco-British divisions to get into position around Mons>after the war release a book about how Britain tricked you with 4D chess and how you did nothing wrong>muh germany undefeated
>>3745882I love how Holly is watching him, knowing he has something up his sleeve. Best action movie ever.
>>3745882Fun trivia, when they dropped Alan Rickman to get the shot of him falling, they dropped him earlier than they said they would to get a genuine surprised reaction out of him. Rickman didn't speak to the director Jonn McTiernan for the whole day after that kek.
>>3731960The best video game cutscene of 2011
>>3736982When I 1st started watching season 1, I assumed it was gonna be a young adult sitcom equivalent of Malcom in The Middle, because episode 1 is so calm compared to the later stuff
>>3737559It's less noticable if you see it in theaters, that's the problem with modern blockbuster movies, on your computer/phone, the effects that don't blend with reality come in jarringly hard
>>3744640>borderline failed states>borderlineConsidering AH couldn't even take fucking Serbia until the Germans came to help, its really a wonder they were able to do anything at all.
>>3702966>>3702991>>3702998>>3743232The Rules of Attraction
>>3746052The movie came out in 2005
>>3746053whatever it takes
>>3738440damn i love this movie. I don't know why but its great
>>3741042so glad I deleted that shit after scrolling through it
>>3746151there's a little annoying thing that goobers from leddit say, but I'll leave you here
>>3747007>right-wing domestic terrorists blow up the capitol building and attack the white house in order to nuke the middle east because the liberal president wanted peaceThis movie was ahead of its time
>>3743658I hate ridiculous movies. With a straight face, tell me that dumbass sequence was even remotely possible.
>>3739816Nah, I saw a cyclist get hit before and the reactions was pretty much the same. One woman started crying but mostly everyone just stood there and gawked.
>>3743658Flying fortress maxes out at over 287mph. Moretz hangs on, not affected by any wind speed, by 3 fingers.Drops STRAIGHT down onto an exploding plane.Doesn't just blow back and freefall for thousands of feet.Flies STRAIGHT BACK UP through the 3-foot hatch that's going, say, 200mph, for the sake of argument, without touching the sides.Even hits the ceiling.Zero injuries.Yeah, he called that dumb because he hates women.
>>3747218Trump wasn't a liberal though.
>>3747409True, but Biden won and the capitol building terrorist attack was a result of him winning
>>3741042is this really the sort of bullshit that passes for a war movie these days?
>>3747534Yes. And if you don't like it you're a misogynist.
>>3747708White knight harder. Maybe if Chloe sees this, she'll fuck you.
>>3747760are you high? calling out an anon for larping as a twitter progressive does not constitute a defense of the whore.
>>3747763said the samefag
>>3747767I made no attempt to conceal that I am responding to a response I received. You must be high.
>>3747770That would make it easier for you, wouldn't it?
>>3741042Holy fucking shit, this is absolute garbage. This is what happens when women partcipate in war movies. Fucking trash.
>>3738440he cant even see out the window...
>>3739778norm is a pretty funny guy, is there some kind of show one could see with this character?
>>3749310I always thought it was really cheap killing most of the main villains at once like that. Imagine something like that happening in Die Hard 1, where he kills Hans and 6-7 of the henchmen at the same time or something, it wouldn't have been the same. Each villain needs a satisfying death
>>3747418>capitol building terrorist attack>terrorist attacklololol
>>3702967What movie is this?
>>3749964>a person who uses unlawful violence and intimidation, especially against civilians, in the pursuit of political aims.Wow lad what happened sounds like the literal definition of terrorism to me
>>3747007Even in the movie they were right-winger kkk morons, compared to Olympus has fallen which was North Korea, I'd say White House Down definitely aged better
>>3732162Purging the army is something literally everyone did when there wasn't a peaceful transfer of power. It makes sense, if you leave those generals alive they may still be loyal to the people you just usurped.
>>3750007Right, of the two types of protests that happened, one used violence and intimidation against civilians, murdering several dozen and destroying millions of dollars of property, and the other involved a group of people walking around and sitting in the desks of government workers. One is by definition terrorism, and then other is by definition lawless but peaceful. The media had a hiccup on figuring out which was which though.
>>3749742The music loops surprisingly well. Thank you Mister Jackpots.
>>3714522I think I know why, Japanese are bad at lying... must cross over to their bad acting.
>>3750207One protest wasn't trying to change the outcome of a election by force = domestic terrorism
>>3703949This guy just owned the fucking thread lmao
>>3733566me when I see someone post sneed
>>3750622Walking around a building for two hours is not force. Destroying the building and threatening lives is force. Again, only one protest did those things. It was an interruption, sure, but there was no attempt at a meaningful impact. Nobody did anything to change anything by force.
>>3739620It's really more like Venom without the movie being bad.
>>3751040People died moron
HEY TRUMP, YOU'RE FIRED
>>3751132Life of Brian ripoff.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIAdHEwiAy8
>>3751093By the police, yes. One protestor was shot. 3 protestors had "health complications." Compare this to the prior rioters who killed over 30 people - not were killed, they killed. The message they had was one of fear and to make innocent people afraid. Their policy was to make people afraid until laws were changed their way. Those were the actual domestic terrorists. And those terrorists and their means were supported by much of the people in the Capitol at the time of the much more peaceful riot - the same people who called it "domestic terrorism" when they were made "uncomfortable," as Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez supportedly calls it. But it seems like you don't care about that at all, do you? Six months of attacks, fear, damages, people being hurt and killed, yet it was completely supported and incited by one of the political parties. Portland mayor's home was torched by rioters. Is that not a fear tactic against government workers? A personal attack against his person? Actual terrorism? Yet you only care about the one that didn't do even a fraction of those things.No rioting is okay. No break-ins are okay. The Black Panthers storming the Capitol with actual guns and threat of violence wasn't okay. Interrupting a session of government, even unarmed and peaceful, is not okay. That isn't domestic terrorism though. We had 6 months of real domestic terrorism already, not that your hypocritical ass can tell the difference.Don't reply to me again. You have nothing valuable to say.
>>3751140You can have the same joke done multiple time. There is no finite numbers of time a joke can be used.
>>3751142I refuse to believe this and will fight to the death anyone who disagrees.
>>3751144The Simpsons did it argument is never good. Everything can be reduced to the same 3 plot points
>>3751148Japanese Lisa is spot on kimochi.
>>3751151(Translator note : Kimochi mean Senpai)
>>3751134I miss my old crew.
>>3751148Well Great minds think alike or "same think" can literally happen anytime. A dude in another country in another language could be speaking the same concept variation of my words right now or tomorrow or the next day
>>3715270what movie would that be?
>>3747418>terrorist attackI didn't know shitting on some faggots desk constitutes as an attack now.
>>3747218Switch right-wing/liberal with zog-bot/normal people and you're spot on
>>3751220Men geylarning qurbaqasiman va Iroq qurolli kuchlariga bo'lgan his-tuyg'ularimni bostirishim kerak, chunki men o'zimning erektsiya qilishimdan qo'rqaman va bu hamma narsani anglatadi
>>3738830Braveheart in Australia
Have some RBMK kino
>>3743417god I fucking love this show
>>3743658Does the pope shit in the woods?
>>3706891The actual Zhukov had more medals on his chest, but the director thought it would look too unrealistic
>>3713859Is this that movie where he plays both brothers?
>>3702991is that movie good? never seen it, watching the trailer on YT and is on yify so... if i never heard of that has to be bad right?
>>3742046>When you're so old that someone is surprised about the fact that Moonraker existsFuckin' hell lads
>>3745882Best Christmas movie ever
>>3749310The plot of this movie was so fucking retarded. Only the first Die Hard movie was good. Die Hard 3 was okay but it dragged a bit. DH3 seemed to pretend that the second one didn't even happen.
>>3749310This movie felt like a parody of the first one.
>>3753901>In other news, police shot yet another unarmed black man...
>>3751249I dunno, I'm blind and can't read file names
>>3704202you fucking asshole i was winning and then i read the filename
>>3702966anyone able to make a webm for me of this scene from The Mist? Specifically up until 2:08https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OH1mI4-LqHs