Idiots thread: Post stupid people doing stupid shit.Actually post webms edition
>>3678770Many homeless people get themselves arrested during winter so they get food and shelter. This dude is far from idiot.
>>3679564He's not homeless you retard
>>3680977Makes me wonder how many times this happened back when every bumpkin who got conscripted had his own sword
>>3678766Laughed hard at that ending
>>3680977This feels like gore.
>>3678766I would murder that fucking cat and the cunt who brought her.
>>3680973What a fucking idiot lmao
>>3681113Are you traumatized now? Need a therapist?
>>3678766what in the hell why dont the parents save their baby
>>3680977i want to watch it but i know something gross will happend so i can just watch a half second fuck why is people stupid and hurt themselvs wtf are they thinking omg im getting so sad and frustrated
>>3681140I would murder you if you laid a finger on that catStupid nigger
>>3681498guy holds up sausage with mouthother guy cuts sausage with swordhe also cuts the guys nose
>>3680973jesus christ, what the fuck>HOLY SHIT>Well thanks for sticking around guysmy sides, what an absolute retard
>>3681498just a little cut through the nose, its not very graphic or gross
>>3679561Holy shit lmao
>>3681113it's just a sausage anon, it's already dead.
>>3678766Host must fall within the following space:>Satanist who wants human children to die>Genius who knows this is the best way to eliminate retards, via the kids>Some sort of completely mindless, programmable human that cannot react to anything off-scriptEither way, the child is the smartest one in the room
>>3681140The lion is 100% innocent, I would kill you before I kill the stupid bitch
>>3678766Is there a translation for this?
>>3681078Same rate as bumpkin offing themselves with guns by accident today. You people forget or haven't learned that idiots remove themselves very fast when exposed to avoidable hazards. It's only when swords have been absent for centuries that the community builts up a cache of sword-based self-deleters. They haven'd had the means for a few gens.
>>3681113if you go frame by frame you can clearly see his nose almost get cut off cleanly. There's a little bit of flesh that's keeping it on.no blood though so its not gore i guess
Less takie. More postie.Contribootin
>>3681140if you hurt a lion I would fucking stomp on your neck like george floid
>>3678767>imagine if...>you perfectly know anon>imagine the pain
... I hear someone is whining and cryingand here is this retard got stuck with his tongue again.Why the fuck do you lick metal, fucking retard? Wait I'll bring some water, bitch. Fat faggot.
>>3685317entitled ppl don't know human life does not matter
>>3682846>>3684962>>3685351How to quickly find out if someone is an emasculated, weak cynical faggot: apathetic towards human suffering and cares more about a dumb, compassionless animal.
>>3688458not the lions fault though those people are fucking idiots
>>3685317based as hell.
>>3688378The stupid person's the retard truck with no lights on, right?
>>3688639what are they doing and why are they putting things on their neck
>>3688684think tying yourself to a tree so it doesn't get bulldozed because they'd have to kill you to do it and obviously some blue collar joe doesn't want to kill someone for bossman's treenow that but at a slaughterhouse and with a mexican worker instead
>>3681140You wouldn't do shit, pussy
>>3681498Man I like the people on wsg
>>3681498your post is kind of refreshingmost edgelords just go "lmao gore is so epic I love gore lololol"
>>3685290legit had my heartbeat stop wtf
>>3681493if the mom pulled any harder she'd tear the kid in two wtf are you smoking
>>3680973Lost hard to this one.
>>3688863Agreed. Some wholesome folk still around here after all these years.
>>3688390what the fuck?Did he die?
>>3688458Animals are not dumb. Watch a David Attenborough doc sometime, it'll do you good.
>>3688690>with a mexican worker insteadwith an automated worker with no thoughts or feelings more like.
>>3689147>with an automated worker with no thoughts or feelings more like.Yes he already said a Mexican worker.
>>3678766I love this video because it's an idiot filter. The cat is trying to play with the kid's pants. Look at how gentle she is, trying to get the pants but not injure the kid. It likely has a toy that looks like it back at home. If you think that cat is attacking the kid, you've never seen a cat attack something.
Did I win?
>>3689448Wow thats really fucking stupid behavior
>>3688381oh fuck yes i love this shit
>>3681498I wish people still spammed gore in shit threads so that faggots like you would fuck off.
>>3689566This. Chimp rubs off.
>>3679561The guy screaming "OOER OOER!" caused it all,fucking legend.
>>3689118What is this show? Is the premise that your guessing that stupid people say or was this lady just spectacularly stupid?
>>3689604The show is gaki no tsukai and basically its a variety comedy show have you ever seen silent library? That's where it originated from but the show is most famous for their 24 hour no laugh punishment batsu games.youtube.com/watch?v=VhSUKKResG8youtube.com/watch?v=w4uDRpDnpWkHere's a good stream of their videos that I sometimes watch.vaughn.live/salk
>>3681113>>3681498you almost see nothing, I had to watch it 3 times before I saw what happened
>>3689448bear is first like: did he really...?
>>3689568and I wish people would stop watch gore at all
>>3689438Is that what you said when you were on trial for child molestation
>>3688458I don't think animals are dumb. But I do agree that it always makes me cringe when people freakout more when an animal dies vs a human. Always happens when I play GTA with friends and I shoot a police dog
>>3680977me in the back in black
>>3690321where do you think you are?this is not a worksafe website, worksafe boards aim content at things that are worksafe, but that doesn't guarantee you arent going to see nsfw shit
>>3688458Any person who says animals are dumb is a mere nigger that is not able to form a connection with such beings other than these stupid lifeless humans that are like him. You are a nigger, i feel bad for you.
>>3688458lmao you are such a prissy little bitch
>>3680977>the jew fears the samurai
>>3688639Story for anyone interested:These are animal rights extremists. They illegally entered and stormed into a poultry processing plant. They then padlocked their heads to the machine that processes the poultry.Then left an idiot in charge who clearly can't operate under pressure.I'm surprisingly the machinery was operating when they locked their heads into it and continued operating because it's a fucking machine.The people operating the plant weren't expecting people to padlock their heads to the machinery that was in use.People who padlock their heads in the machinery are freaking out because there's an idiot in charge and the machinery is still in motion.No one was hurt.The idiot in charge is the guy who has the keys and can clearly see the number on the lock and is still yelling "what's the number of this lock?"
>>3684965>something about hormones changing >lion grabs girl>girl screams>mom screams>other lady ''nonono, be calm be calm ....x5 ,dont move dont move..x5''relax, relax x5'' laughs about it>cradles little girl there,there,there>lady stands upnothing happened ,nothing happened, look (he likes to play?) ,the lion is 6 months hes a baby, he loves little kids because they all something>musicwhat i got with my shitty spanish
>>3681078Don't want to be "that historical nerd guy" buuutttt.... there was no time in history where most ppl owned their own sword.
>>3685317can someone explain wtf happened?
>>3688458Mostly because humans more or less always deserve the stupidity they seek. Whereas an animal is just doing what it knows.Same reason why we empathize with soldiers killing a lot more than we do with murderers in the city.
>>3688639I want to eat the little blondie at the beginning.I'd explain to her very carefully that we're going to release all the poultry and that her mission is not only a success but also complete.But we can't ruin dinner for all the nice city people right? You wouldn't want people to hate you when they could love you right?
>>3680864How could you possibly know that?
>>3688376I sincerely hope that dog is okay.
>>3688378Driving at night is so sketch. I don't know why anyone does it when they don't have to.
>>3689604What >>3689671 said but this is a segment they do where they'll ask someone 100 or even 500 questions and the main cast has to try and answer them. It's more of an endurance challenge than anything, which is why they're all so tired and low energy in the clip till the end.
>>3691490I just meant everyone in the military. Or are you saying that even most people in the military didn't use swords? Were maces, clubs, and lances more common?
>>3691569It's extremely relaxing. Even if I die in a wreck, driving at night will have been worth it for all of the peace of mind it has brought me.
>>3691490>Were maces, clubs, and lances more common?Yes. Not lances though, but spears.Pointy or heavy sticks are way cheaper than swords.
>>3695140What is wrong with Americans?
>>3695141what an absolute idiot is this Swiss German?
>>3688458Bless anon. Human life is important, animals are not
>>3688631Yes, he should have tail lights
>>3689129ofc not. hes russian.
>>3688639>what number is this lockstraight up Saw movie
>>3695140>And in that moment Karen realized she had no power here, as the bear had no manager to speak to.
based translator anon
>>3695141He has two skis again at the end of the video, where does the third one come from?
>>3685317That was incredibly satisfying to watch.
>>3694715el ogro americano....
>>3685290>I hope I brought you a little piece of happinessHow very based
>>3696446extremely wholesome idiot. i hope he doesnt ever do that trick again.
>>3681140It's not the cat's fault, plus murdering is only good for retards.
>>3695379Don't know if you're serious, but if you don't care about animals then you'll probably not care about the ecosystem which would result in a great prejudice against humans.
>>3695145Well he has a serious self-esteem issue that he's trying to disguise as a hobby...
>>3695731I hate women so much
>>3689604>Is the premise that your guessing that stupid people sayso basically japanese family feud
>>3688639The full video is gold, those Mexican workers in the meat and poultry plant didn't care about the vegan faggot animal protectors, you can even hear one of hem saying in Spanish: no le hagan caso a estos maricones, sagamos trabajando (don't listen to these faggots, keep working) an so they kept working not caring about what happened to them beca
>>3699741Because they illegally broke inside the plant.
>>3691501Is the mother fucking dialogue not enough? God damn, you faggots are unrelentingly stupid.
>>3688631Trusting that other people will be competent at anything is also stupidity, if I am being honest.If you leave your house knowing people can't do anything properly, you will most definitely have a better day.
>>3691996just smoke weed, learn how to meditate, and expel toxic people from you life, autist.
>>369156969 one of kek's digits. checked. no more driving at night for me.
>>3688391this should be in a YLYL thread, not and Idiots being Idiots thread, but thanks for the webm. >saved
>>3688639imagine dying for some diseased chickens...
>>3689118damn. i keep forgeting about Downtown. thanks for the reminder, anon. im gonna watch some batsu games now.
>>3695138bogans are some of the funnest blokes in the world. i need some ausie friends.t. american who knows ausie slang
>>3695140>go away>come herefucking pick one, Karen.
>>3691994Not him but yeah swords were mostly used by noble types and were fairly ineffective in actual combat; pikes and spears were more common.
>>3699741that's too good. >>3688639Sauce
>>3685317Fat cunt btfo'd
>>3695140fucking shit this is why i hate women
>>3688458You triggered the furries by telling them the truth lmao just democrats lurking after the meme wars.
>>3703238I wonder who benefits from all of the sword propaganda
>>3696926I rewatched this five times, there's something quite magical about the sequence of events. His cries of anguish have elicited a wheesing laugh I didn't know I could perform.
>>3689118Matsumoto's laugh never gets old.
>>3695709I'm not sure which possibility generates the most mirth - that these girls agreed to a televised game of naughts and crosses without any clue as to how it's played - or that they do know, but simply lack the perceptual and processing capacities to handle it under the circumstances (aka big pieces, television and baskeball bits collectively prevent them from handling tictactoe). I think this very schrodingerian bimodality may be the funny thing itself - the bemusement of a new and bottomless insight into female psychology.
>>3685317Women are worse than nigs! Let that sink in
>>3703579It's because they think you won't go upside their head these days.
>>3695144first time noticing she has the gun facing her with the finger on the trigger. the whole video is idiocy
>>3689448did he just kick the bear? lmao
>>3704127the mag wasn't even on the gun anymore tho
>>3703557This post is the definition of smug reddit faggotry, be a bitch ass now and try to say you are being ironic or funny. I'll give you an extra (you), since you already have an extra chromosome retard fag.
>>3685317>but Wait! I'm three months pregnant. You will go to jail.Who the fuck talks like this? an NPC?Cuts out the best part where the guy moseys up to the reception right after like "man, im locked out of my room. Can I get a new key?"
>>3685317White bitch spends too much time around niggers
>>3695140I love this.
>>3695145Shame you can't post the one where he's getting his ass drilled by a fat fuckin nigger.
>>3704127Look again, she's got her finger on the back side of the trigger, locking it in place.
>>3679561This looks like something from Borat cutscenes.
>>3704844It's straight sense newfag. Sorry that anons don't fit ur worldview.
>>3695713>>3695274This was an ad in Switzerland. Yes that is swiss german.
>>3689671Aya Hirano is spectacularly stupid.
>>3685317you can clearly tell she lives around niggers, fat bitch deserved tho
>>3695140Swiper, no swiping!Swiper, no swiping!Swiper, no swiping!
>>3691462native spanish speaker here, this is pretty much it
>>3703298fucking kekis there any more of this?
>>3703557its just fucking women being women, stop overthinking you faggot
>>3705174he died u dumb dumb
>>3690321I like the lack of porn on /wsg/, but you're being a bit of an insufferable tard.
>>3689130>>3690338>>3690338>>3691408Remember that time when that non-human species developed its own written language and began trading ideas among tribes?Animals are fuckin dumb. LOL
>>3702124>If you leave your house knowing people can't do anything properly, you will most definitely have a better day.lol, that helps
>>3705191Projecting this hard
>>3691462This. Can confirm
>>3705226I'm interested in how that thing was meant or imagined to work in the first place. The battery creates the spark to ignite the gunpowder? I mean it would have to explode everywhere without a seal chamber surely
>>3685317Why is it Americans when in confrontations want to call the cops after? Ask for names, blah blah blah etc. Such weenies. lol
>>3681498pls post boipucci
>>3705411small batteries like that cant even create sparksthey probably replaced it with a fire cracker
>>3695141I think is fake
>>3703579t. faggot nigger lover
>>3703298>the "thank you" right as it hit herJej
>>3704606still could be a round in the chamber, but then again it looks like a toy gun
>>3680977i remember this off of tosh.o years agothe guy described how he could breath in so much air because his nose was damn near cut off and the air way was opened right up once the bleeding stopped
>>3705970it is a toy gun the grip part was a hollow oval for CO2 tanks
>>3705226I'm shocked he didn't even do a hand check after that one
>>3688391blyad oven... nice
>>3695731i can fucking guarantee this is morocco
>>3695145>>3696525I watched a few of his videos the other day and he was showing pictures of himself and his ultrafat gay lover as teenagers. They were anorexic thin and apparently ate nothing but fruit. I suppose this went on for years before both of them decided to eat real food and here we are today. They also hate each other's guts. I couldn't decide if it was hilarious or sad, but I laughed anyway.
>>3691556Fuck dogs and fuck you.
>>3706192sorry bro, that's a persian song and those females look 99% iranian
>>3685351Nobody is afraid of you. Not even a little baby.
>>3688376Dogs are dumbasses.
>>3695138What a waste of a beautiful plant. Still keked.Shit could almost be fatal if the spines were a tiny bit longer. Could piece an organ or sever an artery
>>3695140what a beautiful place and what horrible woman
>>3691462>he loves little kids because they all somethingIt cuts off. I can speculate that she was going to say that it likes to play with children because all its toys are dolls. It's a farfetched speculation though.
>>3706195No, fuck you, you faggot.
>>3706147shit bitch can I do this as a home remedy for sleep apnea
>>3706195Eat shit, retard
>>3705411He's a dumb local youtuber that does comedy videos
>>3688378Jesus fuck, this is why I hate driving at night especially on the highway. Thankfully never hit any cars but deer are straight up niggers and will just squat there at the other side of a slight incline and wait so you've only got half a picosecond to respond. Hate it.
>>3705174the dude is dead you fucking idiot, being this new
>>3680973ive actually met this guy lmao
>>3703554I just love how everyone else is still stuck processing what she just said while he's losing his shit.
>>3688639>You can't stop usOne millisecond later>STOPSTOPSTOPSTOP
>>3679564Is this fucking realIf so, source
>>3678767Is this fucking real If so , source
>>3706541Is this fucking realIf so, source
>>3706544Is this fucking realIf so, source
>>3703298There was an error with installing VLC
>>3681140You couldn't fight sleep you fat cunt
>>3695140This gets me rock hard for reasons I'll never understand.
>>3695145Where does the parrot go? Surely not...
>>3695144somebody once told me i ain't the sharpest tool in the shed...
>>3706193>They also hate each other's guts. I couldn't decide if it was hilarious or sad, but I laughed anyway.Any time something like this is publicly broadcasted, its hilarious by default.
>>3705626So it's just horseshit then? Probably a complete stunt. Shame, these sorts of videos are very irresponsible.
>>3694715Can someone translate?
>>3681078in a lot of cases you had to provide your own weapon. But I think the main reason this kind of shit happens is because people aren't exposed much to swords and don't know how seriously you should treat them.
>>3706720>Well all, we're back at it again with another challenge, alright?>That I've had several requests to do this one, and I'm gonna give it a shot today. Anyway, we got Diet coke and mentos. I don't know how much to put in there, but we're gonna try it like this right there. How many are we supposed to put in there, I dunno, so I guess 2, how about that? >Well, alright, so here we go. Okay, okay, we're gonna put 3. >Okay, um, I don't know what to do here. >THAT'S SOME SERIOUS SHIT
>>3706517>deer are straight up niggers
>>3695140I am always so confused as to why she tries to verbally reason with a bear. How do you get out into the wilderness without understanding what animals are?
>>3706195Eat shit you fucking nigger.
>>3706775Disney Princess syndrome.
>>3706775Basically you are a tiny fraction of the human population's perceptive elite and you never realised it. You are surrounded by meat robots. They will never notice or learn the shit that you take for granted.
>>3688376Looks like it's trying to bite its tongue off.
>>3679561that twist ending!
>>3695138Why? I only want to know - why? Why does he do it and why is he so stupid.
>>3696926>>3703548It's the combination of visual and audial hilarity. Both of his feet are wiggling in the air as he falls off the table for chrissake. I need my sides back.
>>3706922Myself as well and it's been days now. It's the moan of anguish for me. The way he realises the bottomless folly of his act just too late to stop him from eagerly performing it.
>>3706936The pleasure is particularly vindictive in this example. Note the arrogance and self satisfaction of the ugly skank prior to the incident, and its total replacement with wailing infantile terror post trauma. Beautiful moments like this reveal something that is normally only detectable in abstract in the world, but which for a second can be seen in full blast, like a beatific vision.
>>3688378Holy shit even after rewatching it 5 times I still can't see it until the end. Hope the guy was alright
>>3689448Winner winnerhuman dinner
>>3706929Why do Russians need so many cabinets in their bedrooms? Winter clothes year-round?
>>3706937>what's it like to be a sex offender
>>3703000Meanwhile those said chickens probably just want some grub before they die, kek.
>>3689448Unless he had a camo index of 500,How do you even sneak up on a fucking bear?
>>3695140My fucking sides.The way she goes on makes it seem like this was a whole skit between the woman, the bear, and the kayak.
>>3695144that fucking jump kick at the door
>>3684958bro take your fucking meds
>>3695145I've seen his onlyfans stuff posted over on /fit/. Some of the most vile shit I've seen in my life.
>>3706929Ha! I know that level of anger only a retarded child can have. When I was in middle school I whipped a teatherball as hard as I could around the pool then tried to catch it. It wrapped around my forearm and tore skin off (Gave a good scar). I got pissed off and tried to kick it, only to miss the ball, have it loop around the back of my knee and drag me across the dirt.Had a new scar and a purple leg to show for it. God I miss being a kid.
>>3680973THAT's A FUCKING CRX ISNT ITWHY?? WHY A CRX AHAASJDHAISDFHDSOFHOSHDF
>>3706775>>3695258>>3695459>>3703003>>3703330>>3706326>>3708096You're supposed to yell at bears, idiots.
>>3708408Pleasant post anon
>>3706195drown in a sceptic tank you fucking nigger faggot
>>3706556Is this fucking sauceIf so, tomato
>>3708408i was such a smart kid i once kicked a door glass pane in petulant rage for not being allowed to watch tv, only narrowly missed an arterynow i have 3 whopper scars to show for it
>>3695145Fuck it, the Jews can have their victory, I quit
>>3705226How is russia even still a country
>>3708833>eastern bloc language>must be RussianNo wonder seppostan is third world.
>>3708091They can be pretty easy to sneak up on, especially if downwind. That's why it's advised to make plenty of noise when walking around bear country
>>3708890Are these kinds of intersections as common as they look in america? They seem like a recipe for a disaster.
>>3708933>They seem like a recipe for a disaster.they are, that's why roundabouts are a thing
>>3708933apparently there surprisingly safe, but like any kind of intersection you will get morons who fuck it up for everyone around them.
>>3708950true but somehow people are even more retarded in roundabout especially boomers who arent used to using themt. been hit twice in a roundabout by a fat boomer switching lanes
>>3702996Not as fun as driving at night
>>3709032well, where I live they have existed for ages, accidents are extremely rare and are always caused by some drunk bastard
>>3708933Typically safe, people are just stupid. 4 way intersection with all those extra lights give you protected turns.
>>3708890whats the chances of surviving being flung off, it looks like the car didnt collide directly with the motorcyclists body but would the impact of hitting the concrete still kill you? helmet should help right?
>>3709108Probably gonna pretty hurt. He was driving pretty fast. Concussion, potentially broken bones especially legs since it seem like he landed legs first pretty hard. I would say he survived though but pretty banged up