>>3660851Why is there so much bloom? This looks like nigger ass.
>>3660884This ain't your mommy's Trek bitch, we've got an STD up in this motherfucker. We've got bloom, we've got multiple wipes and filters. You want actual lighting made with actual ambient light sources? Too fucking bad nigga we got a dozen different CGI shaders adding everything from artificial depth on set pieces to integration models smoothing out that "my mom says I'm a good FX makeup technician" level application on any alien who gets a close up shot nearer than that fruitcake with danger hair not turning a dial that'll be added in post production on the far side of the bridge. It's a brave new galaxy you bigoted truscum and the only thing less focused than the story arc is the actual camera.
>>3660896>STDsexually transmitted disease? sounds about right.
>>3660851Why would they need to fly hundreds of feet within to each other. They wouldn't even need to be in eyeshot
>>3660851>>3660852>>3660853>>3660854>>3660855>>3660857>>3660861>>3661274>>3661279>>3661461this thread is ironic. right?
>>366085110/10 baitWorst part? It's still better than the cancer that is Star Trek: Picard and Lower Decks. Fucking end me. You either die a fan, or live long enough to see your favorite media gang-raped by hacks like Alex Kurtzman.Here's to the Lord of the Rings sex scenes we're about to get from Amazon lads.
>>3661498I don't think you are using that wrong correctly "ironic" What you mean to write is you think Discovery sucks. To say that the show is ironic is wrong according to what you mean to say. You think it sucks. And I would say to you sir, the show sucks like your mother sucks on my dick. It isn't a deep throat, but it is ok. Have a good day sir and go visit another thread.
>>3661832No, I meant what I said. I presume OP is pretending to like this show when really he does not. In other words, the THREAD is ironic, not the show. I never indicated that the show is ironic.
do people unironically like this show?
>>3661882Is this black mirror or twilight zone?
Why do all of the humans sound like they are drunk? I couldn't understand the first time I heard that black girl say "we are on the other side of the looking glass"
>>3660853I've never watched any footage of this show until now. It is god awful. Why is every character a transgender pedophile?
>>3661835irony occurs when a writer's intention is the opposite of what he or she is writing. Since the OP, never stated the purpose of the thread one would assume that he or she means to post gifs from the show and/or discuss the merits of the show. Your purpose is to belittle the show. Which I find odd, why not go post in a thread you enjoy? There are people that enjoy granny porn; I am not of that group. There is something for everyone at 4chan. Me, I am going to post 4 gifs/webm of STD or Disco or Star Trek: Discovery.
>>3662729>Since the OP, never stated the purpose of the thread one would assume that he or she means to post gifs from the show and/or discuss the merits of the show.No, my assumption is that OP intends to troll by pretending to like a show while posting webms that showcase how awful and unlikable the show is.
>>3661750Lower Decks is fucking harmless, it's a goddamn cartoon with a bunch of references, who gives a shit.Picard is an abortion though.
>>3662730I think of std like a BJ done poorly. But still it is a BJ is a good one. Hell it isn't "Best of Both Worlds""Inner Light""City on the Edge of Forever""Hope and Fear"But it is still a BJ :)
>>3662738a blowjob from a diseased crack whore maybe.
Thank you for this thread OP. I fucking hate what modern TV has done to classic series. It's ADD and lowbrow as fuck.
>>3660851I guess it looks okay.>t. Someone oblivious to the Star Trek series
>>3662737Fair play if you like Lower Decks. But to me it seems like they just wanted to see how much deliberate cringe they can get away with without people calling them out.
>>36627372D rigged animation isn't harmless it's a cancer that is going to kill the last good animators. classical animation like Bluth and Bakshi did is already dead and mostly forgot but this is spitting on the gravei'm so mad all the time about it
>>3661750Bullcrap, STD is much worse than rest of new Trek
>>3662738A BJ from a biter who can't stick with it for longer than 20 seconds.
>>3665149can I retract my lateness statement on this issue? I thought about that salt vampire on planet M-113
>>3664939Not that guy. I love traditional animation too but>bluth>bakshiThese guys are both shit.
>>3665559I like 'em, who do you like for classic animation
This gobshite doesn't deserve its own thread, posting some actual trek
>>3660897yeah orcs are full of herpes and aids
>>3661274wouldnt the red angel just get deleted by the Q?theyre supposed to be the protectors of the universe right? do they even exist anymore in nutrek?
>>3660851Made me genuinely happy. Ty,OP. :)
>>3660854Man, those space/orbit shots are breathtakingly beautiful.
>>3660855I solved it. Zaru is like an insecure Picard.
>>3667247Did they exist in the time shenanigans in TOS? No? And everything in these shows is made up? Now try to boost ur tiny incel ego in some anti feminist thready, faggot.
>>3662064 Now that you said it, it has a very BM strong vibe to it.
>>3662738 You forgot, that you are talking to a bunch of angry incels.
How bad is Discovery, because a handful of these webums look decently pretty.
None of this is canon :3
>>3676755It's generally good besides the main character who is written in a very insufferable way.It's not comfy like old ST though.
>>3676755the entire budget went on sfx, making it look better than a movie.The writing is CSI tier, slathered in tech-jargon to make it seem authentic.
>>3662729>Ummmm ACKSHUALLY *spits all over you*
How could you enjoy this show without being a white woman with dozens of cats?
>>3666226Oh god this just highlight how DS9 was the best of them all.
>>3679215Lmao, it's space magic! I aint gotta explain shit
>>3662299brave nu world>>3662729I assume the thread is to poke fun at the show.>>3662756It has very little in common with previous star trek other then recycling the IP. It's a generic shitty form-over-function modern jj-abrams style sci-fi, chocked with pandering, which is a shame, because using the fx budget on decent writing and direction could have delivered a pretty great "trek" series.
>>3676755if you arent held back by standards you formed from the other shows, its fine. its better than Pre-7of9 voyager.
>>3667247for playing with time? probably not, cause if Q gave a shit they would delete the borg, janeway, federation time police, and Captain Jonathan Archer.
gads the current federation and star fleet are full of asses.
>>3674740good thing it was vital to the story.
>>3675062because it's STD
>>3685739I am glad racism ended!!! For a minute, I thought you wrote "nigger"
>>3684660>delete the borg, janeway, federation time police, and Captain Jonathan ArcherIf only . . .
Is it just me or did the show commit suicide in season 3?I mean, the main audience of any Star Trek show is white men. Now none of the main characters are relatable to the audience. Wtf were they thinking?
I know canon is important. Nevertheless, I love a good story. I want science in my science fiction to be a dominant rudder for my story. Nevertheless, I understand that balancing canon, a good story, and science is difficult.
>>3677093>goodno, its a carbon copy of the show "Scorpion" which Kurtzman also wrote with a star trek license
>>3683725Blinking part was terrible but rest of scene was good
>>3660851>the one scene worth watching in the entire series>it relates to another series
got to love star trek
>>3661274Who actually watches STD? It can't be fans of old Trek, since it's basically got nothing to do with it. There's nothing in this trailer that interests me, even if I ignore the fact that it calls itself trek. General sci fi consumers? But there's nothing that makes me want to watch this over, say, the expanse or any of the other innumerable shows out there. I just don't get how it continues to exist.
>>3691401God, why does the ship have to be a retarded transmorpher?
>>3691401>>3693259this is the worst shit i have ever seen in the history of television
>>3692377Looks like its geared toward a younger generation, so that would be my guess.
>>3693259Jesus Fucking Christ, Kurtzman Trek is an embarrassment to all involved.
>>3660853Look at that entire range of emotions. From shock to crying
>>3691401What was I supposed to feel by watching that?
>>3666228big ups for based
>>3696043Is this a new wheel of time show cause that nigga was using some advanced magiks
>>3666228More badass and exciting then every STD episode combined
>>3695875DAMN THAT WOMAN STRONG AF AND INCLUDING PRONOUNS IN STAR TREK!??!?! GAY SEX IS A BIG LEAP FOR FORWD FOR HUMANITY
>>3666225Green lantern-tier effect here, jfc
>>3676755It's an extremely reddit-esque show, that kind of mincing 'i fucking LOVE science!!' passive aggressive worldview with over-the-top and unnecessary violence that utilizes nice, but ultimately forgettable VFX.
>>3696232so many ugly people. is there anyone on that show that isnt ugly?
>>3696423based. you really nailed those butt pirates on red dit. the love any authority figure of the establishment. those cucks
>>3696232 what I want to know is is that all the water I get after running half a marathon. WTF?
>>3660851Science, fuck yeah!(yes i hate discovery and I didn't read this thread)
>>3684654Voyager S1-3 wasn't great, but it had it's moments: Prime Factors, State of Flux, Deathwish, Lifesigns, The Thaw, Remember, Unity, Worst Case Scenario, etc
>>3660851>STDYeah. That sums it up.
>>3700104Credit to neonvisual for both of these.
>>3700104It's amazing what a difference it makes when things are done by people who actually care about the franchise.
>>3660853uggghhhhh the fucking dialogue. This is so bad. "But I don't know what the future holds" "nobody does". Shut up, oh my word. How can you write that and not feel overwhelmed with embarrassment?
>>3704668What is it with this show and spinning?
>>3700946fuckin hate this bitch
>>3706689>You will always be cold, and distant... like a moon, somewhere.Just kill me now.
>>3707000yeah this is brutally bad. the writing and acting is so poor it is worse than fan fiction