Delicious food edition.
Crackling is cracking
>>3654339>When you like your meat gay.what insanity is this?>>3654346honestly not sure which is worse...
>>3654389What's with the excessive sauce?
>>3654339I was on board with this up until the chipotle mayo. It has a lot of meat and cheese but those can be pretty great. The bun being a gay donut isn't good, but in the end it's still just a bun so it can't be the worst thing. Everything from the chip mayo onward is just atrocious.
>>3654389The second one is good if only because those flavours do pair decently together. If it wasn't so excessive it'd be alright but even in the webm the moneyshot looks fucked. Raw, 3x too much of each sauce, and somehow still dry-looking.
>>3654335That is absolutely disgusting.
>>3654335This must be absolutely delicious but it's way too much for one person
>>3654322>>3654326>American cuisineHalf right; these are made in Mexico but they're made for American tourists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4C3lXe1n9EPrepare to cry
>>3655791my dick oh god please tell me where this man worksi need his meat
Post heresy, preferably Italian cuisineAnimals (Americans) "cooking" don't count
>>3657930Not Italian but I'm still triggered
>>3658580and if she doesn't eat all the eggs?
>>3657928>american fatty is too lazy to spin the fork to eat spaghetti properly>thinks he's smart for a retarded solution to his own problem >>3657930There's a special place in hell for people who fuck up carbonara
>>3658610>not getting the joke this muchJust shut up and eat you spaghetti in bread like a sandwich like other retards.
>>3654823>No salty yolk in the middleFilthy fucking modernists
>>3657928>all the autists who previously showed now interest in cooking suddenly go apeshit at this saying he's a fucking idiot and would be shot in italy>people have forgotten that cutting your spaghetti is how people used to do it, it was a trend that died in the 70s
>>3661641My grandma use to break spaghetti because her pot for boiling was too small.
>>3657930kek/10 would try.
>>3654328I have officially lost the will to live.
>>3655791I have now regained the will to live.
>>3656223they aren't but whatever
>food thread>ok but what about the americansstay obsessedt.Aussie
>>3657511ayo Gordon done some nasty stoner food on his mid "pandemic" world travel some bag of chips in texas and some shit in mexico then i stopped watching.
>>3656223>but they're made for American touristsYa, that's not what your obesity rates say.
Do Americans really?
>>3657415this guy sounds based.
>>3654348what is the genetic defect that makes something like this not taste good to someone? it's not even an american thing.
>>3655783>alright, the seared bit campaign was a stunning success, we've got these sheeple visiting burger king daily. lets stop pretending we're trying to kill people with fat and just be open about trying to kill them with sugar
>>3667322>Thinking Doritos and ramen can make someone gain weightI mean, if they ate a shipping container's worth in a month, maybe. If they didn't shit it all out after every meal.
>>3654328Honestly, with a different style of prep, and subtract the cheetos, you'd have a decent turkey potato au gratin. Hell you could even use crushed cheetos as a crumble over the baked potatoes if you really wanted it.
>>3654346>Maple glaze and JamI mean, yeah that's kinda weird, but both of those can work with meat>ChocolateFuck off
>>3658608not even worth thinking about really
>>3654328now this one is actually rightyou can tell by all the butter and cheddar cheese also the cheetos but thats just degeneratism
>>3654335who the fuck is suppose to eat this?how the fuck are you suppose to eat this?
>>3658608she has to, that was the deal
>>3669097Oh look he made a complete mess, how fucking hilarious.
>>3661878which anime is this from?
>>3669097What's that song? It's more sick than the mother of >>3669110
>>3657930you really gonna put plastic in your oven?
>>3669737That's a microwave anon.
>>3669128kare kano, i believe.
>>3670058is he laughing or crying? i genuinely cannot tell.
>>3654348I mean this has to be mega bad for you but surely it'd be tasty, how could it not be?it looks like it should almost be puree'd and used as a dip tho
>>3669930youre not supposed to put plastic in a microwave either retard
>>3672436There are microwave-safe plastic containers.Who taught you this bullshit?
>>3672420so greasy, absolutely disgusting. do americans really?
>>3672453looks amazing except for the tomatoes, i'd prefer a grilled tomato on the side but it doesnt fit with the flavor profile of everything else
>>3654322I puked a little just watching them make it.
>>3655783Too much sugar chef
>>3672453The only thing I saw wrong was that he assembled it into a sandwich.
>>3658580legendary post hahahahahahahahaha
>>3654829I am quite certain that that is a bagel
>>3672949Unironically looks great.
>>3661267I tried a mooncake once and didn't like it.It didn't have yolk in it.Is the yolk a necessary taste factor, or is my pallet just ruined by America?
>>3676336Mooncake is heavy paste held together by a thick flour skin. If you don't like that, you won't like mooncake.The salted whole yolk is there for symbolic reasons (ie.represent the moon) and for a salty contrast to the rest of the sweet cake. Again, if you don't like that, you won't like a yolked mooncake.
>>3654348>>3667466>>3672423this madman recreated ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4kb4d6h0h4
>>3658580holy shit that reminds me of a /fit/ greentexthttps://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/997/589/6ed.jpg
>>3672453anon, it only looks greasy because of all the grease
>>3671208this is upsetting, he could at least heat that shit up firsti knew japs ate odd things but this takes the cake
>>3656223Specifically it's for Millennials and faux 'Mexicans' who think traveling to TJ or Cancun for this garbage labeled street food is 'experiencing' Mexico.It's bullshit entirely designed to separate fools from their money.
>>3658580>rubbery over cooked eggsEww...
>>3676501Traditional Mooncake - 传统月饼https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAFEPd1lnTIRecipe vid.
>>3654328isnt this cooking channel french?
>>3669097wasting food like that should be punishable by death
>>3676331imagine thinking cat puke looks great. your worse than the chinese.
>>3678499People can have different preferences. His eggs will harden up a little more in a few minutes and when it does the toast it's on will have absorbed the deliciousness which seeped in with the egg. They'll still be runny, not liquidy, but it's far from being bad enough to warrant the hate. It's also exponentially better than people who cook the ever-living fuck out of their scrambled eggs.
Some of these recipes make me scream
Sliced-beef fried rice
>>3655747SSSMOKING SEXY STYLE on that cooking right there
>>3654322As disgusting as this looks can't not watch it any time I see it. And who the fuck wants two limes worth of juice?
>>3682262>>3682261>>3682260>>3682257good posts, but my god man, the compression on these.
>>3655783A.k.a. "Hello diabetes!" burger
>>3672453Compared to some other shit here, it's pretty lean.Also, consider that it has an English breakfast feeling, which is supposed to keep you full up until dinner.Didn't understand adding any eggs inside though, sandwich already has eggs in it...
>>3678499well that escalated quickly!
>>3672453>that>greasylol, only reason you think so is they used a lot of butter for the eggs (too much for my taste)time to see some real disgusting food
>>3684065This is why americans are XXXXL size
>>3654322bitch we have the some of best food in the world. fuck you and your gay strawman webm
>>3657928>NIPS fear the Ramen render scissors
>>3684065How many calories do you think are in one slice?
>>3672449enjoy your estrogen
Anybody got the chili cheesedog top ramen hot pocket (or something along those lines)?>>3687223Coming soon to a chic high end cafe near you!
>>3687223>>3687231So many insects...
>>3672949>cracking eggs on the edge of the panishiggiddy ragequit
>>3684065Would definitely try it but so much work and extra garbage to maybe increase the taste marginallyThe pizza sauce and pep made absolutely no sense tho >>3687200>>3687200Based pickle lover
>>3689266>American>'Pures Leben' in the corner of the webm. "10% mehr" written on side of container.Every time.
>>3684065doesn't seem so ba->they start breading itno
>>3689540Thanks (from >>3687231)
>>3689925You're welcome, it probably tastes great and would be delicious redeveloped with better ingredients. >>3687200I'd eat that.
>>3654552Damn... It's been a while.
>>3654326This is just so fucked. Watching the crisps sag and get more soggy before your very eyes, then he pours fucking juice over it?
can someone post the based eggman webm?
>>3654326I think the best part is the 4 sausages(?) Around 50 seconds in
>>3662850It's Mexican street vendor food.
>>3695099I understand the mechanism, I don't understand how the cocoa isn't full of sand.
>>3690098thats pretty impressive
>>3687223i mean, its an unending food supply and its not like they all dont already have a myriad of diseases anyways
>>3687200i waas almost ready to critique this on the burnt buns but the pickles saved it
>>3695855Crepes are something that only chainsmoking old Frenchmen and cute Japanese girls seem to make right.
>>3689266I have seen this webm so many times but I have never seen what the pizza looked like when it came out of the oven. I can't find it on youtube either.Surely a show about gross obese people would want to show what gross food they eat so it must have been filmed.
>>3676564this is perfectly normal you fucking wanker
>>3695838that's coffee, bait fag
>>3695153I understand the mechanism, I don't understand how he gets out of the egg stand.
>>3696233That's his secret. He doesn't get out.
>>3695888Crepes suck ploys are superior
>>3654548fucking based gordon ramsay
>>3696658Ploye are an excellent choice but originally from a pretty narrow geographic region. The texture is nice but they don't hold together as well as proper crepe. >t. family's Franco-Leafistani
>>3689266The only reason why I hate seeing this webm get posted is because nobody ever posts the follow up
>>3696233He has to sell all the eggs.