cat thread, post some cats
>>3651161I can has ur liver?
>>3651435nooooo i dont want to be a food
>>3651536There's a cheesy edit at the end of that one, lol.
And one more, Enjoy all.. and most importantly, smile.. you deserve it.
>>3651542I didn't know weightbro sung on twitch
>>3651190Kek, never gets old.
>>3651454Hey I made this webm, glad to see it posted here
>>3652111I think your cat might have some autism.
Thotposting aside, he's a legitimately cute cat
>>3652155>The little cartwheel he does when jumping off the couch
>>3651167proof cats cannot play the pano.
>>3652155She seems concerned that the cute cat is getting more attention than her.
>>3651919> Behold! I have invented a perpetual motion machine!
>>3652155I see nipple
>>3652279wtf is this real??
haha this thread is made in china
>>3651435I should rewatch the X-Files.
>>3652111I see you have aquired the rare and majestic Greater Western Wet Cat. Congrats Anon, they're a treasure.
>>3652204She'd half-joke about it sometimes. She'd be like>LOL I"M THE ONE WITH BOOBS GUYS LOOK AT THEM INSTEADbut what did annoy her was he'd always interrupt her. She'd be trying to do something sexy and he'd jump on the computer or start chewing on her cords or attack her feet or hair.
>>3652634based antithot cat
>>3652634Bet the whole house smells like pussy.
>>3652279what a chad
>>3651505I didn't know Japanese snack foods were so undercooked. Huh.
>>3652155>>3652634>ywn be owned and fed by a cute ginger girlIt hurts bros
>>3652893its cooked to perfection
I posted my goblin cat over here >>3652767
>>3652634She's a filthy worthless whore and you are a contemptible simp. Do society a favor and kill yourself.
>>3651161how is that even possible?
>>3653198Cats are flexible, and so is that carpet.
>>3651919how did you achieve the video effects? i would really like to replicate the style for some stuff im doing
>>3653198cats have extra joint space in between their vertebraein addition, their collarbones aren't actually connected to any sort of rigid structure, just muscle, meaning that they can squeeze into any space large enough to fit their head
>>3653192>t. seething roastie jelly that she can't amass an army of orbiters and simps
>>3653353>all men are simps, only a woman would think I'm patheticDelusional.
>>3652272>>3652274Goddamn nice moves
>>3651167That sounds familiar. is that a real song?
>>3653488Nice way to show that cats can pass the mirror test.
>>3653397no the song is fake sorry
>>3653554exactly my thoughts. i was flabbergasted.
>>3653192man, relax a bit. she may be a whore, but that doesn't make her filthy and worthless per se. i didn't see any of that. what she's doing seems to be at least way more honest than the pretend-gaming all the thots on twitch do.twitch thots also have nothing but contempt and ridicule for their own "fans". and that's what makes the whoring-simping relation especially despicable in this case.in general, i have way more contempt for simps than for thots. and even though both should of course refrain from degeneracy, i think we should differentiate a bit in our language, be gracious and show as much respect as we may to any of them.
Ibe been Looking for the Persian vs black cat indoor WWE slo-mo chop WATCH OUT WATCH OUT WATCH OUT clip.
>>3657421she's a filthy worthless whore and you are a contemptible simp.
>>3657496i never simped, fella.
>>3651919that is not fucking cool dudeA. cage is too small for 2 catsb. they look capable of getting injured when you agitate them like thatc. ffs they are not toys idiot.
>>3657576The cats are fine idiot.
>>3652634>>3652155I wonder how often people in her chat would make pussy jokes.
>>3652279Did he really train them to do this?
>>3658496Kek poor grandpa.
>>3653244>they can squeeze into any space large enough to fit their headAren't rats the same?
>>3651366I love how cute cats can be but fuck me that one looks like it might claw you if you tried to pull away or get close. Never relax around cats.
>>3651162he was tired of that shit
>>3651505a packet of cat! a pack-cat!
>>3651530lol poor cot
>>3653493If I didn't have to hear generic radio crap in the background, I'd save this
>>3652634No responsibility for a dependent = bad woman
>>3658496That must hurt pretty badly, god damn.>>3657421>she may be a whore>may beThere's no debate about it.>but that doesn't make her filthyIt literally, categorically does.>and worthlessIt does, it means she's worth nothing but her skin and bones. >at least way more honest than the pretend-gaming all the thots on twitch doIn what world is being a professional whore a more dignified "career" than a twitch thot? On how many levels of simp cope you have to be to pretend the one who doesn't get naked is more honest?>twitch thots also have nothing but contempt and ridicule>that's what makes the whoring-simping relation especially despicableIt's all despicable, there is nothing good or wholesome about either case no matter how many mental gymnastics you run in through. At least the one that remains clothes didn't have to sell her sexual intimacy for attention; it's objectively a step above being a whore.>i have way more contempt for simps than for thots>we should differentiate a bit in our language, be gracious and show as much respect as we may to any of themYou're in denial. You are for all practical purposes indistinguishable from a simp. You fully epitomize the spoiling, pathetic, slimy, self-deprecating, masochistic attitude a simp has. You're nothing but a simp. Imagine unironically thinking whores deserve respect.
>>3651919that's super fucked up
>>3651687every time I see that clip, it makes me sad, since I know that cat is super dead :(
>>3659425fucking hell sounds like a pokemon lel
>>3657828Probably too much, people are fucking retarded and unoriginal.
>>3662086what the fuck is she suffocating the cat?
>>3661939Not very cute
>>3657576>definitely knows for a fact they aren't being put there temporarily
>>3653198 cats are a liquid
>>3652111That's a dog, idiot
>>3652532If anyone's wondering, this is basically the Portuguese version of what would be "If you're happy and you know it then meow"
>>3659425Sounds like Lavoshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpaJulksCik
>>3651541You have basically no choice but to adopt him at this point
>>3665860Top fucking scream
>>3662133no, kitty is tickled
>>3658496A dog wouldn't do this.
pretty sure this is a cat
>>3666633heh 1 sec
>>3666525why is she suddenly so surprised? Doesn't she see the "cat" grabbing the cake before gasping?
>>3666761I think it's the realization that the cat has ruined the whole plate of cake
>>3653167He even hisses at them, true infiltrator.
>>3652314this one takes me back
>>3653488i wonder if dongs have the same potential, i dont think ive ever seen a dog version of this
>>3661888calm down fagget
>>3653198if a cat can fit it's head in, it can fi the rest of it's body as well, just like raccoons.
>>3665906animal companions sometimes choose you.
>>3652274>>3652272>mixed meow arts
>>3652155That cat is like 20x more interesting than her. And I'm pretty sure she knows it.
>>3667081>SquirrelI think that's a sugar glider?
>>3665742in awe of the size of this lad
>>3661939Can anyone ID that track?
>>3665069Uncloacking ghost.>never know what hits'em
>>3652111that's a fucking badger you tard
>>3652155i don't respect women
>>3668588but they sure respect u
>>3651160Glad this thread is here. Had to put my cat down yesterday. Really needed this.
>>3668068The Son of Flynn, Daft Punk.
>>3669246doesn't sound like it
>>3652277i used to watch this video because i would feel the massage
>>3659461That's exactly what my cat does when he "hugs" my arm while laying in my lap. If I try to pull my arm away he'll grab on even tighter and start to bring the claws out while meowing slightly, I'm not sure if it's an affection thing or if he's just being possessive.
>>3671760You're a furry with mirror-touch synesthesia?
>>3671801What breed is this?
>>3672068looks like some sort of rexthey have curly hair and big eye and ears
>>3671722>sees the tiger and barely reacts>approaches the tiger like it's nothing>climbs under the tiger and laughs while he's doing it>only once he's passed the tiger does he suddenly panic and freak out
>>3652096>Webm of cat meowing>No soundYou fucked up something hard mate
>>3666840>i wonder if dongs have the same potentialWell it certainly seems to be the case, at least for gays. My dong definitely reacts when I see other dongs on /gif/
>>3652096Hello, is bioshock in stock?
>>3653554Was thinking the same thing, then thinking about what a nightmare horrorland our modern human reality is for cats sometimes. We had near magical abilities before all the tech, the fact that they can see what's happening on screens is nuts. You're a cat, looking at the glowmirror thing with your owner, but suddenly in the glowmirror your owner is replaced by a MONSTER and you can't see it in real life but you lose your shit.
>>3669141OH MY GOD WHAT A BODYSLAM!
>>3669141That takedown was clean as hell.
>>3668068Just want to point out, you're actually not supposed to use laser pointers as toys for cats. They get depressed when they can't catch it, so something like string is better
>>3671687the ass was fat
>>3652111Yo that's a fuckin ferret dude.
>>3652155I know a girl who was a camgirl. The "adjusting" her bra is does 100% on purpose to make people look at her tits.Same deal with having the tits just barely out of frame.
>>3652132>>3652603>>3665096>>3666372>>3668519>>3675416I lowkey love this wrong animal maymay>>3652111and yeah, that's a muskrat, not a cat
>>3671687GOD DAMBREEDING MOMMY
i did what had to be done
>>3651688time to feed my babies
>>3671766>>3659461>>3651366that cat's in heat
>>3666514yeah I agree, a dog would have killed that old man
>>3651688Why is one cat cute, but a bunch of cats are just icky?
>>3672729Most adults know not to get in a strange animal's face. Pretty much every animal on the planet takes it as a challenge. It's why most dog bites (83%) on kids 12 and under are in the face. I'm guessing he under-shot how far he crawled came up a lot closer to the tiger than he was expecting. The fact that the tiger didn't eat his face for approaching that close while it was eating/drinking goes to show how domesticated it was. Lucky for him.
>>3673219perfect example of that is a french art film called fantastic planet
>>3673567Ya like a soft ball is best that they can pick up and carry around
>>3675874lol i remember that video
>>3658616fuck grandpa, fuck the boomers
>>3664880arent they all
>>3653488I thought cats couldn't pass the mirror test.
>>3679476mine surely doesn't, or at least it doesn't care enough to react.
>>3675874Ask and you shall receive
>>3652132autism? stop abusing that word you autist
>>3667115Fuck I'd love to see a raccoon do that! They always looks so chubby I find them hilarious to look at.
Unfortunately a lot of my folder has already been posted, but I'll add what I can
>>3661923Don't be sad they're gone anon, be happy that they were able to spread so much joy
>>3682177Damn duplicate post my b
>>3653488it's an abstract kind of feel
>>3659998I always love this video.It's poetic.
>>3669163Stay strong anon, it's never easy.
>>3681997>>3667115This is a feature of a lot of mammals, even humans!
>>3671687this is damn old, and you can see the arm that threw the cat into the snow.
>>3669163FI lost my cat last year :(
>>3682170>Day 27>The Cats still do not seem to realize I am in fact a duck
>>3679570>that one pissing himself in flight from sheer terror
>>3684505I'm surprised no one has posted diary of a cat yet.
>>3661923Don't be sad because he's dead, anon. Be happy that you've got to experience it.
>>3659998> I have neither.
>>3653167the kitty fears the bird chad
>>3662086needs a "click-click" sound like your pressing a button on an old stereo.
>>3666514kek there are a billion vids of dogs biting people in the groin because of laser pointers
>>3665490thanks faggot I literally couldn't put my finger on that shit
>>3661932I fixed this one and made it better
>>3651366That cat looks high as a kite.
>>3682170why is that duck so weirdly bent? is it some strange breed of duck? I know there are many kinds.
>>3692815>>3692818Damn that's one talented pussy
>>3658496Fuck that musta hurt like hell
Does anyone have a gif in which a cat walks up to a dog on a leash, lies down an inch out of it's reach and starts airily waging its tail while the dog is frenziedly barking in impotent rage? Can't find it anywhere.
>>3672068Looks like cornish rex.
>>3652179you cant say that just based on one video
>>3651530 mogged by the superior companion
>>3695584face the facts, keybord cat was fraud
>>3651919This needs Sabre Dance dubbed in.
>>3651454>Fog lights on
>>3679592>Me trying to not masturbate>The porn ad appears>My cat
>>3682203fucking kek. Thanks Anon.
>>3696068>we can't stop here, this is fish country
>>3652111>posting a mink in a cat thread
Not a particularly amusing webm, but this is my cat, Boo. She's almost 18 years old and I love her very much.
>>3653227Not the guy you're replying to, but you can find all kinds of vhs effect templates on youtube
>>3695774> HÄHÄHÄHÄHÄ> HUEHUEHUEHUE> HAHAHAHAHAH
why did i save this one...
>>3652314>I had the lyrics memorized until 36 seconds in>I don't even remember the last time I heard this song
>>3665860HAHAHHHHH LOUD FAHHNY!
>>3653488not fair, cats cant see very well below 2 feet
>>3682170>hello, fellow cats
>>3697536Love her as much as you can anon.My dear cat alas deceased two years ago and was almost 20.I always keep found memory of him.