I want more monkeys
Can someone sauce me on this song?
I forgot I made this thread
>>3559571Nvm its bad - cramped skunkman
>>3559558that's an ape, you fucking retard
>>3559562love this one, those monkeys are so silly :)
>>3560468Oh, get the fuck outta here.
>>3559567He looks like Woody Harrelson.
>>3560111Your celtic ancestors were doing that for norman merchants for bread.
>>3560474When your dad is a total dick.
>>3559599This is a little to anthropomorphic for me, got the Uncanny Valley thing happening.
>>3559562The shit eating grin on the one who takes the drone down.
>>3559599Bonobo are one of the few animals apart from humans who have sex for pleasure.
>>3560468We are technically great apes but you dont see me going around telling people im an ape. Sneed more monkeys
we must retvrn to monke
>>3560474what magnificent creatures. fascinating behavior
>>3560977I doubt my Anglo Saxon ancestry behaved quite the same, even adjusted for time and society.
>>3561648that's because you are biased
>>3560977Proof? And in what years?I'm interested in history so I'd like to read up on it.As an aside, do you really think it's equivalent when his celtic ancestors weren't living in the modern world? Or are you saying that twerking will somehow evolve into ballroom dancing?
>>3561749I was just joking, anon.
more monky pls
>>3559599Man, that one feels fucking weird.
>>3561749>>3561912>>3561689He means that once the Normans' success in the 1066 battle of Hastings was secured, the native Celt women would probably have desired to secure their future by willingly bearing Norman children.After 1066, England was changed (again). They were no longer Anglo Saxon, but a mix of Scandinavian and Germanic.Long before this, we were reluctantly the subject of Rome's will - except for the burning hatred of Boudica, who temporarily drove them out entirely, an ancient story which the people of the land even today celebrate. It's her statue outside Buckingham palace.Sorry, I'm waffling, and I'm probably incorrect somewhere.
>>3560111>we wuz kangs
>>3559558bro can someone change counter strike to classic wow horde character login screen please hahah
>>3562292Anglo-saxon is an invented race, anyway. Likely they were just Frisian-speaking Jutes or Goths.
>>3559599Why are their asses prolapsed
>>3560977Show me one video providing your asinine assertion.
>>3563247Fuck, you got me.
>>3559558Mor munke pleas
>>3561914Yea. That's about right.
>>3564170That monkey was face-ripping pissed, just give him the stick at that point.
>>3561914This is tailand?
>>3560474man monke so silly X)
>>3559583I watched this three days ago... i have been no fap since.And I almost had a moment of weakness... this fucking webm...
>>3560977Maybe, but they evolved. Niggers are still moneys and never evolved.
>>3564896I'll always love the little gesture he does before turning away, like, "You come back and see us, okay?"
Gibbons are the best monks. Nature's natural comedians. Got any gibbons?
>>3564186how do you know, we only see his hand..
>>3560468You post this in every monkey threadNobody gives a shit, anonNobody
>>3562292Anglo Saxons weren't even celts you ignorant nigger
>>3564186>stickthat's clearly a bean
>>3565335Cruel experiment, and for what? What was gained by this?
>>3565447He explains what they get out of the experiment right after the footage
>>3565447fair wage anon
>>3560977yes they were doing it in ancient times, webm related are doing it today and only for mere way for getting attention so they can show how breedful they are.
Monkey animated gif
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEJrEjlxabMtake a look guys
>>3560474Kid me after beating people on fighting games in arcade.
>>3565505>>3565499It's already known that humans dislike being treated unfairly. So I ask again, what was the point of torturing that monkey?
>>3565335Comparing what wall street guys do for a living to what the occupy protesters do for a living is disingenuous. Those monkey's were performing identical tasks. Burger flippers make the same where ever the are, and if they don't they are free to work somewhere else or find a different line of work. But obviously we need communism because this pseudoscientist locks monkey's in cages and treats them unfairly
>>3565447>crueldude one monke got grapes and the other got cucumbers for like 15 minutes. If that's the worst thing to happen to those monkes it's a very low bar you're setting.
>>3566084How would you like it if somebody enslaved you in a lab and did that to you?
>>3565613you know a lot of other animals that exhibit clear signs of disliking being treated unfairly? didn't think so.>>3566086how would you like it if your asshole got torn open by a lion as you tried to climb a tree a few days after you were born you fucking moron? they live pampered lives, recalibrate your idiocy.
>>3566136>>you know a lot of other animals that exhibit clear signs of disliking being treated unfairly?Humans fuckwit. There's nothing to be learned from studying unfair treatment of monkeys that couldn't be learned from studying unfair treatment of humans.
>>3565613>tortureOh no! Might as well shoot the poor thing in the face to end it's suffering at not getting the same food as his neighbor this meal!
>>3565518His lectures on youtube are great.
>>3566138>>3565758>angry parasites I mean 'capitalists' noises
>>3566394Nothing was learned by subjecting those monkeys to cruel treatment. Cruel, because it was specifically designed to make them upset. The only reason for those "researchers" to do such a thing was to give their communist politics a veneer of sciencism.
>>3566398where exactly is this cruelty you talking about?
>>3566423Subjecting them to an experiment designed to make them upset.
>>3566426they volunteered and get paid for itshould read the paper before putting sign on it
>>3566433The monkeys are enslaved with no meaningful agency in the situation. Nothing was learned from this experiment, unless you think "monkeys dislike being treated unfairly" was something unknown to humanity before this experiment.They might as well stick a knife up your dick hole to see if you feel pain. Valuable science, no?
>>3566440You are unable to refute me, so instead you insult me. Pathetic.
>>3566441there is nothing to refute take your meds schizoשטום פיך
Did you know that there are many people who love to hurt monkeys and that many of them do it openly on jewtube? you can still find them, at least where there are monkeys suffering and these people enjoy it so much You can still find them if you search for those videos by certain keywords on youtube. I still do not know why youtube does nothing against this group
>>3560474lmao I had not noticed the son and the father
/wsg/>>3564828>>3559583I am now in a relationship with cute blond from work... by that i meam she talked to me.
>>3566426Oh no they made a monkey mildly upset for a couple of minutes, oh the cruelty!
>>3559567thats fucking terifying why is it making those noises??
>>3567672CAUSE IT'S DINNER TIME, ANON
>>3567682>3567672OOOOO OOOOOO OOOO OOOOOAHHH AHHHH AHHHH AHHHHHHHH OOO AHHHHHWWW!!!!
>>3567854ANON CALM DOWN
>>3568788It's the elusive Oyveyutang
>>3559599Bonobos are fucking smart. I went to the great ape trust where they teach them to talk with a keyboard. When i left i waved goodbye to one and it waved back. Freaky shit.
>>3568779living the good life. strutting about in his gold bobby dazzlers grabbing at peoples tackle
>>3565335>different pay for same task makes monkey upsetTherefore we must make every person earn the same for all jobs!
>>3568784>>3568785Fucking hell they're powerful
>>3560111I love how you literally cannot show a black person doing anything stupid without racially insecure plebs freaking out IMMEDIATELY
Great thread Holy shit
>>3568744thats the sounds the monkeys making in that dinner time video
>>3566434>unless you think "monkeys dislike being treated unfairly" was something unknown to humanity before this experiment.Since monkeys come from a common ancestor, the experiment is useful to determine how deeply ingrained "unfairness" is in our collective psyche. Is it some higher concept that can be reasoned away, or is it reflexive and innate to our character? If a monkey feels "unfairness", we would have to go with the latter.
>>3569815Even dogs don't like being treated unfairly, anybody who owns more than one knows that. Nothing was learned here, everybody already knew that monkeys don't like to be treated unfairly.
>>3569817>t. cucumber monkey
>>3569502>this is you brain after CIA brainwashing
i want to be a monkey
>>3569640literal retard. kill yourself
>>3569358better driver than most women
>>3571261dang they even did a tail hug
>>3571261it is so freaky how much like us they are
>>3560468Oh so when you say humans are apes Its accurate but calling apes monkeys is inaccurate. Retard.
>>3571261i wish i had someone like this
>>3559571tilts me when animals get treated like this
>>3571426Lol this is just socialization, every mammal on Earth behaves this way to some degree
>>3561749looks like he hit a nerve
>>3570049Cry more, nigger.
>>3571485Kavinsky - Nightcall
>>3571519yeah but since their bodies are like ours, all their socialization is too. It's a lot weirder when a monkey hugs another monkey, than when a cat licks another cat.
>>3572207That is very true. It's really just a stone's throw away from humanity. Fuck man there's a video in this very thread of a monkey driving a golf cart.
>>3572247Wait, no, that's a fucking Jeep.
>>3565613You really are braindead. One monkey got a minor incovenience of getting a cucumber instead of a grape to show how fairness works, that it's not exclusive to humans and also demonstrates the fact that it's not poverty that breeds crime, it's difference of wealth.
>>3568801they're called "Nosacze", google it
>>3572298Nothing was learned from this experiment because it was already known that monkeys dislike being treated unfairly. They didn't discover a single thing about monkeys, therefore they had no excuse to experiment on monkeys. It's really that simple.
>>3571519But primates are generally the most alike to humans out of the entire animal kingdom with some of them following in our steps and entering the stone age
>>3572303If it's as you say and we already knew they disliked that, it served as a good demonstration of that fact. Those monkeys are living the top 1% life in exchange for very minor inconveniences. If this monkey wasn't used for experiments like these and was instead free in the wild, it would've had a really rough time surviving, nevermind getting food for literally giving stones to people.
>>3572314>>If it's as you say and we already knew they disliked that, it served as a good demonstration of that fact.It was already known, therefore "demonstrating it" served no purpose.> If this monkey wasn't used for experiments like theseExperiments? You mean "demonstrations"?
>>3565518It sounds like they are either encouraging the use of brainwashing and social indoctrination.
>>3573707in current state of things either this or genocide anon
>>3565518Gay ass scientists.
>>3573707>>3574121sure he look pretty pinko faggybut observation is pretty interesting in itself
>>3571988they returned to monke