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>>3543621
based cat
itoddlers btfo
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>>3543617
Imagine ranting about the speed of terminal emulators when Alacritty is a thing
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>>3543627
Now this is programming
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>>3543786
how did he die?
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>>3544036
ran himself over with a train, ghostrode the whip trying to make a youtube music video
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>>3543798
baste
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>>3544036
in the end, he became the glow in the dark cia nigger and got runover
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>>3544385

Take your meds and go back to /pol/ you neo-nazi conspiracy theory reject.
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>>3544036
The glowniggers ran him over with a train.
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>>3544385
It isn't only glowniggers that get run over. It is more likely that the glowniggers took him out as revenge for the glownigger he ran over in 1999
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>>3544418
I concur. Last week I spent six hours fixing the package manager and reinstalling almost everything so that I could test a two line change.
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>>3543627
This guy is a legend.
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>>3543618
>>3543617

Lame complainer.
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>>3544729
What are ZFS snapshots?
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>>3544415
are you implying that free software is more bloated than proprietary? looks like trash hardware to me.
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>>3544637
This is really cool, thank you for sharing it. Here's hoping that someone would make the 2025 version in the future.
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>>3545033
not op but freetard probably just refers to the fact that this tablet is one of the free ones that wireless carriers like to use to incentivize customers to open a new line with them. my aunt fell for that a while ago and the tablet was several years out of date. 1.3mp camera somehow, like it's 2006 again, not even 1280x800, 512mb RAM, running an android os from before they started using candy names.
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>>3545033
iPad worked better with less.
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>>3545696
oh yikes that's just depressing then

>>3545697
>less
do you even know the model in the webm?
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>>3545702
Yes it's JooJoo tablet.
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I like old programming videos
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>>3544036
He didn't actually die, he just used Holy TP and went straight to Heaven.
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>>3546746
Finally, a fucking device that puts the feeling and response back into physical input. It's just a screen on a joystick but it's already lightyears beyond touch input.
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>>3546746
"Ah crap. Loots like my watch ordered 37 copies of The Golden Girls anthology from Amazon while I was masturbating."
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>>3546750
Based woman. Doing anything on commandline is impossible. Always start with a good gooey
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>>3544036
Got hit by a train, we don't know of it was an accident or he an heroed.

Note of color, after Terry went missing some retard made himself pass as Terry and even contacted his mother.
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>>3547257
kek
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>>3543618
Holy fuck this hits close. I work at a big corporation and there is huge teams of engineers doing jack shit, more and mroe people join and shit just get slower. Scrum masters, senior architects, infrastructure ingineers, data scientitsts(lol) and business analysts (kek)
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>>3543627
Absolute GOAT
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>>3547453
>tfw data scientist
I-I have important skills to bring to the table, t-too!
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>>3544406
You do know "CIA nigger" is a direct Terry reference and has nothing to do with /pol/ at all right? Or does the spooky nigger word scare you?
God, sometimes I forget this board has the most Reddit newfags in it.
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>>3543627
Is that the templeOS guy?
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>>3543617
So what exactly is he mad at here? That he can't see text at 60fps while it's scrolling by faster than you can legitimately read it?
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>>3547497
If you're at what you do decent its fine but the ones I work with are useless, actual meme employees.
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>>3548006

Is this guy retarded?
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>>3543630

Post the whole thing with sound
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>>3548034
no, because he's not a leftist
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>>3544036
>>3547728
>>3548034
How are you enjoying your first visit to /g/?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terry_Davis
>>>/t/848614
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>>3547783
I think what he means is that because something like battlefield can render and run at 60 fps, their code is probably very messy but runs like lightening while some c++17 standard high optimized code chugs to print out lines onto a termnal. I think he's missing on some of the preloading and render techniques that games do to run like that.
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>>3544036
People who were excited by the spectacle of a schizophrenic, fed into his delusions through his livestreams until he separated from his old and infirm family who could no longer handle him and decided to roam. In a way, he died for your entertainment. How based...
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>>3547783
His chat was discussing the new Windows console, which was being VERY heavily hyped as this huge revolutionary innovation.
You can probably imagine why a professional 3D game developer would be pissed that anyone thinks a textbox is an incredible feat of software engineering.
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>>3546746
Physical inputs are the reason why the pebble smartwatches were lightyears ahead of the competition. It's really sad that they sold out to fitbit. My Pebble Time Steel's battery died last year and replacing it is no easy task.
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>>3548366
>new Windows console
Powershell, or something different?
I don't know the timeline when this video came out which is why I ask.
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>>3546745
why does this happen, where something moving updates by the rest of the background doesn't? Shouldn't the new data be the top left, so if anything it would be only the top left updating?
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>>3548557
it's like a new brand new terminal windows instead of the old basic ass cmd window that doesn't even resize. It's not a new "language", just a new window that supports tabs, resizing dynamically, highlighting and other basic features.
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>>3548366
if i were developing a console hitting 60fps would not even be a consideration.
it's pretty dumb on his part to not recognize that putting the same level of engineering into the rendering of a console as you would a game engine would be a moronic and massive waste of money/time.
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>>3548620
m8, if the console can't hit 60fps you have fucking problems. It's just a rectangle with some text, in any graphic engine you can do that at multiple hundreds of fps, hell even basic winforms would render faster. The new windows console manages to suck hard enough to not hit 60fps is what he's baffled about. It's just a terminal, it doesn't have anything to do when not running a command and even then it shouldn't be a problem. It's kind of like how notepad.exe sucks at everything despite being plain text.
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>>3548626
the simplest implementation that results in performance within the specification are what you use.
it's that simple. there is nothing to be baffled about
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>>3548632
That line of though is how we end up with electron apps replacing native apps so now you have a 600mb text editor that needs 1gb of ram and still lags when opening a file bigger than a few megabytes.
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>>3548635
feel free to submit a pull request
https://github.com/Microsoft/Terminal
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>>3548637
>Build Status failed
lmao
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>>3548642
kek. fix that too while you're at it
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>>3548643
But yeah basically it just makes you wonder what's so laggy for just being a console. Like, I've never had to care about desktop application performance and even the ugly ass dashboards with 26 fancy animated charts the manager wanted 10 years ago ran smoothly on a cheap office PC and the program didn't bat an eye when generating a dozen bloated SSRS reports at the same time.
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>>3548654
from just a cursory look at the code it seems like they designed a massive adhoc, do everything render engine.
idk. sounds like a has to run on everything, any font we have 3 guys to do it and they need it out in beta in 2 weeks type of deal to me
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>>3547561
what did you do, anon?
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>>3548571
Simplifying things a bit, the way video codecs work is that you have keyframes that contain all the information for the whole picture, which are followed by a bunch of frames that only contain changes to the information present in other frames. This lets you compress the video a lot, but if it gets corrupted or your decoder doesn't know how to handle the stream properly, you might miss one or more of those keyframes, and then you see the changes that should have been applied to them being applied to what was already on the screen before
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>>3543617
that was 3 mins of my life completely wasted
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>>3544415

android is linux retard
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>>3549685
Linux is a kernel
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> test
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>>3546746
having to delicately push down the entire thing is retarded.
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>>3543627
glad he is dead
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>>3543786
schizo
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>>3543617
>like like like like like
Imagine being an illiterate pussy ass whiny bitchboy.
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>>3548034
he WAS retarded
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>>3550443
Why?
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>>3551082
he was rasis, misogynistic shitlord and probably a DRUMPF suporter too :DD
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>>3551618
Literally - and I mean this wholeheartedly and unabashedly - kill yourself.
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>>3550443
>>3551618
your opinion might matter when you create your own OS
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>>3551618
you don't even have your own compiler
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>>3546752
Wow
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>>3543617
i hate Windows, but I hate this guy even more
which makes sense, since he's stupid windowcuck
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>>3546752
truly a edge
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>>3544637
song?
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>>3554608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61nzeTfrMWc

nvm i found it, i'm an idiot
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>>3548040
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>>3549716
android is also free software.
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>>3554610
Pools closed, friend.
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>>3548043
>Imagine using someones mental illness to defend your political agenda
Shiggy diggy doo, friend.
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>>3548353
This. You and I are guilty.
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>>3554841
>Imagine using someones mental illness to defend your political agenda
Not cool
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>>3547561
this guy's really annoying sometimes. when he drinks he starts asking everyone if they still love him. I got banned after commenting if they have sex in the enterprise when he was watching star trek. lame.
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>>3543617
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>>3550446
No shit?
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>>3556018
holy based
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>>3556018
What in fuck
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>>3556018
what the fuck
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>>3556018
THE QUEEN OF /g/
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>>3547257
You cum in just 37 strokes?
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>>3556018
what a dumb bitch
she should have bought an x200 and corebooted
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>>3554623
the only thing i found funny with onions
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>>3553848
imagine seeing the office and not thinking the show is insufferable.

>"Gee, a long day of working at the office and contemplating suicide"
>"I know, I'll relax in my free time by watching a show which allows me to re-experience that suffering."

All of those people are insufferable, yet people are somehow inspired by the menial bits of petty meaningless "joy" these people experience during their decade of working at a god damn office selling paper. Even in a fictionalized fantasy world, the greatest "pleasure" that an office worker experiences is suffering through the stupidity of others and somehow suffering through the stagnation of sitting at a fucking desk until you die, selling fucking paper of all things. How that show didn't cause more suicides than lavender town I can't quite say. I swear it's just fucking NEET bastards who never experienced that shit fantasizing about it for whatever reason.

The people who never experience something always hold profound and sickening delusions about the quality of something. The incels about women, minorities about not being "oppressed", liberals about "progress", the conservatives about "White nationalism", christians about "heaven", the losers about being "cool", the transgender about being the other gender, and everyone else. This "I haven't experienced this so it must be fucking incredible" bullshit causes so many fucking problems. How it is legal to even allow people to coddle these delusions in their own mind is fucking beyond me. Coddling delusions should be illegal on the same level as any other criminal conspiracy, because perpetuating and spreading that much irrational, delusional, and outright false information just because you're so damned sure that "The grass is much greener on the other side" is terrorism.

The grass isn't greener and sucks just as much. Everything fucking sucks eventually. It's psychological tolerance, everything becomes Chinese water torture when you're exposed to it enough.
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>>3553848
This is /diy/, /g/ is mostly about complaining which os, hardware(pc) or software you should use
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>>3544406
Hello tourist, welcome to /g/, now back to where you came
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>>3544637

Hey both moot and Hiroshima Nagasaki made the final cut!
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>>3546752
>using old Edge
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>>3557069
>closing the case before booting a fresh build
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>Those cuts on the arm
It's down the road not across the street you dumb fucking whore
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>>3556018
Is it a she or just a regular /g/fag?

Who's it?
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>>3548006
>we cant give people healthcare because then we cant have haircuts
is this what americans actually believe?
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>>3556925
I'm still trying to beat that record.
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Shit, those cuts on her arm tho
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>>3544036
He was hit by a train after wondering from town to town homeless. Whether it was an accident or suicide is unclear.
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>>3557192
>it cost more to replace the hard drive than to buy the thinkpad
Can't be a regular /g/fag, although I wouldn't put it past them....
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>>3557096
Oh no, he might have to undo a couple thumbscrews to take the panel back off in the event something went wrong. How will he ever recover.
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>>3547343
>>3548353
>>3554863
>implying this isn't the fate of all lolcows eventually.

There are only three kinds of Terry fans:
-The "the dog can talk, too" crowd who are fascinated that a mental degernate is able to create an OS out of scratch.
-The people who like that he can get away with saying literally anything thanks to being a schizo
-People who view him as subhuman and find that he's a good laugh

No one truly mourned his death. His family was glad he was gone and his fans moved on to other schizo weirdos.
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>>3544637
Dumb question, but WHY is tech not a happy ending?
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>>3543627
How did he do it?
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>>3557954
This is pure projection and guarantees you learnt about terry from some dumb retard nigger youtube redditor. Kill yourself, nigger.
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>>3548006
damn, he's right
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>>3558026
A category 2, I see.
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>>3556018
>the fucking cuts on her arm+hand
bleh
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>>3556959
lmao imagine typing all this retarded shit....ya dude id be so pissed living in an ethnostate, its much sicker having random niggers blowing shit up and the current state of the world
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>>3557954
seethe harder
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>>3558038
why do retards always double down on their retardation even when it is explained to them in detail exactly where they went wrong and why what they just said is fucking retarded. I could give you the actual history on terry, but you wouldn't even care, you'd just see it as an attack on your internet ego, act superior, and look for a snobby way to get the final word in. the fact that I knew just from reading your post that you learnt about terry from a youtube video should be proof that you have no idea what you're talking about, but you're still talking. I bet it was either that terrible down the rabbit hole video that even his fans called out for being extremely poorly researched, or the guy who does the funny lolcow review videos who didn't even pretend to do research. just kys and stop pretending that everyone on the internet is a sociopath like you who can't empathize with a person suffering from one of the most soul-crushing mental illnesses that exists. tldr; go back to where you came from
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>>3558050
>imagine being unironically upset that someone mocked your goofy lolcow fanbase
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>>3558063
>>3554466
So is this a meme or are Thinkpads seriously some kind of beast laptops able to survive the nuclear holocaust of climate change
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>>3548632
fucking retard
>>3548635
this, electron is great and all, but every BIG company using it for any kind of important software (WhatsApp, discord, Spotify(i know)) should be hanged
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>>3558086
The old models are really solid, they are also used in space, but they are now replaced with hardware from other companies(HP)(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISS#Communications_and_computers; https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ThinkPad#Use_in_space)
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>>3557954
You're a fucking retard.
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>>3548006
He was right about more than we will ever know.
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>>3544637
Is this on youtube?
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>>3556018
this is fucked up and adorable at the same time, the cuts on her arm, the whining, the pickle rick and "i love you pc-chan" part. Is there a way to find more?
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>>3543617
Does he not realize that all that shit is running on the GPU which is dedicated to calculating shit at crazy speeds?
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>>3546746
this is a neat concept but i don't think pushing on the same axis as your strap is going to go well.
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>>3558086
im typing on a x200 that's 12 yo of almost 24/7 usage. fan got broken five years ago, didnt cool properly. i replaced it earlier this year and now it runs again smooth and cool. wasnt even quite the correct model. i duct taped the fan onto the cooling system, because i couldnt use the correct screws. doesnt matter. frankenpad runs and runs well.
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>>3547561
>i'm a mathematician.
wrong, based mathematicians fuck girls daily
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>>3561008
hence no need for porn, idiot
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>>3560980
Is he figuring out how to use regexps by typing random characters?
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>>3561151
I'm pretty sure he's doing a tutorial video, but I guess he decided not to do any prior preparation and instead is typing out all the characters and definitions manually
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>>3561157
Nice.
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>>3556959
that's not the office song tho? It's close but not quite the right melody.
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>>3548006

This made me grin from ear to ear for some reason. His logic is at first and on some levels basic truths, but obviously crazy and dumb - BUT he's genuinely trying hard. The look in his eyes, the expressions on his face, his calm stream of consciousness. It all appeals to me.

I'm classifying this as "comfy". Crazy, but comfy.

Anyone got anything else that is "strangely comfy"?
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>>3548301

No no no, he's talking about how the Windows command line is ... so obscenely painful to use to do useful things.

Spend 3 years learning unix shell (any one, doesn't matter), and 3 years learning windows command line stuff ( any one, bat, cscript, powershell). With unix shell you'll easily remember all the commands, all the options, and be able to easily chain them together to do almost anything. Bat and Powershell - 15% of everything is absolutely impossible short of downloading third party binaries or taking 200 lines of code that is impenetrable - and I'm talking about doing something that is TRIVIAL in unix shell. Another 25% of everything requires powershell commands and options whose names and syntax you will NEVER remember, not in your whole life, and you'll need at least 10 to 30 lines of it. The other 50% is painful and slow to do, if you were on a unix system you'd be done in 5 minutes.

And it's been SO BAD for SO LONG - that Microsoft is finally shipping unix shell on Windows.

I'm still using a 10 year old version of bash compiled for windows combined with a Unixutils for windows package and sfk.exe ... and yes it's a bit kludgy and I have to sed the heck out of fwd and backslashes - but shit it still whips the llamas ass out of anything Microsoft or the Windows developer ecosystem has EVER done.

It's pathentic. Obscenely pathetic.
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>>3546752
>uninstall edge every day
>by the end of the day there are seven edge processes in my task manager
for every day I have to do this shit, a microsoft employee is going to die
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>>3546752
Fuck, lost
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>>3556018
That AC plug sound gives me nightmares
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>>3543621
>>3543798
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>>3561229
Thank you. Legit didn't know the context the vid.
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>>3556018
Fucking christ did she barfed on that keyboard? The entire laptop is absolutely filthy.
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>>3543786
Schizo exactly as the webm codec
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>>3547561
fucking kek, you can tell when people bring things up that already happened a minute ago trying to denied it when no one asked
that they are lying
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>>3556018
incredible, some people exist just for entertainment
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>>3557069
this isnt a beach this is a bathtub
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>>3561767
iTODDLERS BTFO
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>>3547561
lmao thanks for this, guess i'm a lastmiles fan now
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>>3561996
W A R R A N T Y
V O I D
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>>3558102
>fucking retard
You've never been employed at a software company, have you?
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>>3544406
fucking retard newfag kys
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>>3561229
If that's the context then it's a dumb complaint imo. User interfaces are completely different beast than working on logic., also the whole thing about Windows... is windows... not being purely console based. I agree the Windows console UI level is horrible, but you can just download Git Bash and pretty much have be fine for most things. It's not a problem anyone is looking to fix because 1. Most people will use GUI and 2. Anyone who wants a terminal interface will just either learn the powershell interface and not complain, or be use to a unix style interface and just use something like GitBash.
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>>3543627
lmao wtf is wrong with this tard
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>>3557069
Hey look, it's one of Linus's Vaginus's.
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>>3563577
He was coding elephants in HolyC while you were still in diapers, kiddo.
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>>3564015
>using the command line while running htop in the same terminal simultaneously
so l33t
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>>3564055
;_;
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>>3564041
that reminds me, i made this one
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>>3543627
I miss him so much
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>>3564615
Very nice. Great to see uncle Bumblefuck here, considering the man is probably an anon anyway. That, or he's such a high-level ironic Redditor that he knows our lingo.
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>>3565091
What a fucking rabbit hole that sent me on. I've just now learned that not only is the crazy frog song just a straight up remix of a 80s TV show theme, but the actual noises are taken from a flash of a kid making racecar noises over a still of a formula one car.
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>>3556018
what the fuck?
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>>3565103
>tfw you watch a 10 second clip of a man farting and partially understand the nature of the universe
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>>3559585
Have sex
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>>3565561
Fuck you. Go back to your hole.
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>>3565561
Can I fuck you?
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>>3557069
Who still watches that whiny riceburner?
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>>3558086
Laptops are very much like cars, if you take good care of them and give them proper maintenance they'll last practically forever. Obviously, yes some are more resilient than others, like Thinkpads can channel water spillage so it doesn't get on the electrical components. But that doesn't make it unique, it's a workstation laptop designed to be a tank, and it is far from unique in this respect. /g/ gets a hard on over them but imo there are better offerings from Dell and HP, for cheaper often too. The Precision line from Dell are built like fucking tanks, they put the Thinkpads to shame in durability, I had one I dropped so many times my chassis got warped in so many different ways but that did nothing to it besides outer cosmetic changes like small dents and scratches, meanwhile one of my Thinkpads W-series broke it's screen when it landed on a corner while closed.
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>>3565091
That gave me flashbacks to an old program called Muzak that I used to have on a 5.25" floppy.
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>>3543627
Why isn't he using his own OS and is he the guy from the video where he says niggers are to blame for computers not being based on command lines?
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>>3548596
>The only distro I know is RHEL on the server at work.
Fuck
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>>3544418
this is me using R
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>>3566155
Based.
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>>3564012
Oh no! I never actually saw this, is this the show mocking itself or was it that bad?
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>>3564015
All right, i'm dumb enough to not cringe at this.
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>>3561767
piece of shit animal destroyed a $1500 device and she's still in histrionic youtube actor mode. Children today are fundamentally broken humans
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>>3557954
I couldn't disagree with this post more. It's a lot of partial truths woven into one big pile of shit. Kiked retard.
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>>3548830
why doesn't mpv fuck up in this manner?
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>>3544192
I hope he didn't kill it because FX are still useful today.
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>>3558054
>not calling it jewish_piano.webm
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>>3561988
yeah, what would be a better aproach to handle these situations?
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>>3565103
>What a fucking rabbit hole that sent me on. I've just now learned that not only is the crazy frog song just a straight up remix of a 80s TV show theme,
kek
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>>3550443
His memory will outlive the legacy of your entire bloodline
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>>3563577
>lmao wtf is wrong with this tard
- Said the dumb gorilla nigger who can't even code his own OS
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>>3543627
This nigger shit world did not deserve a prophet like him
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>>3566388
This. All Terry slanderers ITT are mouth-breathing retards who lack Divine Intellect and will never eb anything more than zombified CIA drones.
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>>3566388
>>3566393
>making a shitty OS nobody uses makes you a god
right, you go install gentoo buddy
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>>3543786
Sadness
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>>3565483
with the soundtrack
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>>3566397
>he said the gentoo meme again
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>>3566250
Mr Robot is one of the best for hacking and technology, compared to Big bang theory and ect.
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>>3566245
This was real. Not a parody.
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>>3566079
Zoomer here, what the fuck was this actually supposed to be?
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>>3566509
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp47x1EabqI

actually an excellent video on the subject. there is a pretty dense amount of information that is packed into just the initial handshake of the modems, its just very interesting that it became so iconic due to people getting it relatively frequently when you would pick the phone up (even today if you accidentally call a fax machine instead of a landline).
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>>3544418
>your average chinese lifestyle
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>>3566500
Funnily enough Big Bang gets their science more or less right. I'm no physicist but I have read enough Wikipedia in my time to recognize a correct statement about QFT when I hear it.
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>>3566369
by making fun it it
either by accepting it or by making fun of it
>must have logged into my dogs account again
while laughing, then never bring it up again
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>>3565661
I found the original video but the music is different, gonna need the sauce on that boss.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq091FWxReg
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>>3566509
It's the autistic screeching you'd hear from computers back in the day when dial-up internet was a thing
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>>3543618
Webdev is full of complete fucking retards that have no business writing software. At my company it takes 30 devs to maintain a website thats five pages long. These retards literally cant change colours without fucking something up.
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>>3566706
xp install theme?
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>>3544637
normalfags ruin everything
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>>3543617
>acknowledges that it is way more complex than guys who work on consoles
>complains that it's slower than consoles
Is... is this bait?
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>>3548006
if yurop can do it so can muttland
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>>3556018
zoomers are fucking retarded
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>>3566293
>animal destroyed a $1500 device and she's still in histrionic youtube actor mode
She has to buy a new laptop somehow
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>>3548006
f, loved that man. may he rest in peace
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>>3566706
>but the music is different
for the good
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>>3566920
They don't actually know anything about computers, they just "learned 2 kode" and began throwing shit together from the latest framework and some Stack Overflow posts.
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>>3546752
Installing a shitty os to see if its browser is shitty
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>>3566542
Big bang gets their science right because they have actual physic PHDs on payroll to check over the science.

But, the execution is made for the general public. So, they talk about big concepts, but then lose a lot of the matter in the execution.

For example, the WoW episode where all they do is spam a singular key, drop an item, and sell it on ebay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbdOqxdiSZc

It just sound so wrong. Funny enough, they have an actual PHD actor on the show with the girl that play Amy.
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>>3544637
The only fourteen words that matter.

"The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race."
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>>3566132
his point is that his OS is better because it has less colours
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>>3567711
This hurts to watch but yeah, I see what you mean. The essentials are correct but the rest is played down for a wider audience. Of course, this can't be avoided, because its television.

>Funny enough, they have an actual PHD actor on the show with the girl that play Amy.
That's fucking hot.
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>>3546752
Yeah, she has a doctorate in Neuroscience because her grades were not good enough for Medical school, got a PHD in Neuroscience from UCLA.

Funny enough, the Ken Jeong, the asian dude from Community and Hangover is legally a medical doctor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oFQzvPUzeU
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>>3564055
i lovu you too
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>>3543617
this dude must be mentally disabled, how can anyone be this stupid
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>>3547699
This entire website is basically edgy reddit. Sucks that the internet as a whole has been pretty much tamed
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>>3543617
this guy is retarded and has no idea of coding whatsoever
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>>3543621
holy fuck I love cats
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>>3554623
Why are they deliberately acting retarded?
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>>3561995
top lel
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>>3566293
The cat did nothing wrong, it's a CAT.

Don't buy shitty hardware that can be broken by a fucking cat.
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>>3566245
>Oh no! I never actually saw this, is this the show mocking itself or was it that bad?
Its about standard for that show. This is what happens when the writers get lazy, The Wire has a good crime scene investigation https://youtu.be/1lElf7D-An8 that shows real logical deduction and using a tape measures and a prop gun to figure out angle of attack based off of photos of the crime scene.
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>>3553848
Original sauce?
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>>3556018
What's that on the keys
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>>3566085
At what point does the process of deriving the prime number overload the Altair? It seems to be slowing down significantly in the double digit range.
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>>3564012
>you will never have hubble space telescopes for a security cameras
Why even live
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>>3569832
>The cat did nothing wrong
>it's a CAT.
pick one, catfag
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>>3544415
this is a typical combination of many factors
poor quality hardware and hardware that is not enough to run bloated software.

but its just enough to be sold to tech-ignorant costumers who buy these things for like half the price of a normal tablet/laptop in some stores that aren't really technology stores.

yes, they work, but from an usability standpoint they are useless trash.
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>>3570531
I don't like cats but expecting a cat to understand the value of property is moronic. If you're going to keep a cat, you have to accept that the cat is a cat.

If you play with fire and get burnt, who's fault is that? It's not the fire's fault, it's your fault. And it's not the cat's fault, it's the cat owner's fault.
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>>3547453
Honestly. There's way more overpayed executive positions just filling space in meeting rooms all day and they make seven figure salaries. At least tech related jobs get some innovation done every once in a while
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>>3566941
No it cannot. That's like believing chickens can fly just because they're a bird.
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>>3558086
IBM ThinkPads were the Saabs of laptops. Expensive but durable as hell and worth every penny
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>>3558086
They are slightly more durable but I wouldn't say they're that durable. I'd say its premium Lenovo quality, which is pretty much standard quality, at least in the chassi.

You used to be able to get them really cheap because companies didn't know how valuable they we're and they were basically giving away 2-3 year old computers. These days thou most companies buys their ThinkPads on lease and returns them once the lease runs out.
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>>3570721
>the answer is "No"
ugh, fucking web designers
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>>3544637
Saved & Fortranpilled
>Who will watch the watchmen?
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>>3564014
tony takes smile bite!
Can't unsee it, mohahah
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>>3546867
I thought he was dead O_o
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>>3557998
internet is not the wild west it used to be before. corporations are sucking out the life of it but there still are places where creativity exists. [spoiler]like 4chan.[/spoiler]
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>>3548034
>>3550801
he was a schizo
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>>3565561
bend over
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>>3557379
i think she's acting retarded on purpose but the cuts on her arms lead me to think she's mentally challenged so i don't know.
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>>3556959
>namefag shizo bate
i chuckled, the mental gymnastics combined with purposefully missing the point makes this a joy to read
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>>3543617
Will Jai ever become available or is it fucking abandoned at this point since he only invited select people?
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>>3573354
>4chan
>creative
Maybe a decade ago. But not fucking now.
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>>3565103
>tv show
Do better, retard.
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>>3561767
>let your pet gnaw at the screen of your expensive tech
Deserved.
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>>3570855
Modern thinkpads are ass.
It's only the old ones that are worthwhile.
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>>3561767
hahaha based cat
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>>3564041
>"enjoy your juice"
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>>3569872
Depends on how it was coded. If it was a recursive program it would depend on the stack size.
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>>3548250
but this is not /g/ you smug asswipe
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>>3573985
How are you enjoying your first visit to "/g/ - Technology thread"?
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>>3559110
it is
took me like 5 seconds to find it
you fucking retard
...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJON-nUg4eA
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>>3549716
yes, and?
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>>3573804
as opposed to?
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>>3573990
its fine i guess
better than actual /g/
i used to spend hours every day there but its getting worse every day
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>>3574008
That's good. And yes, I would be inclined to agree.
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>>3570531
this is a cat website
go back to redit
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>>3566293
>BASED as shit animal destroys overpriced toy to teach an invaluable lesson that roastie will ignore
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>>3566500
its fairly accurate
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>>3573804
there are still some generals where people make oc. not gonna name them though.
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>>3566938
you didn't even watch the video did you?
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>>3564041
>here's how you make juice
>install the app and...
what? this has to be a joke. IoT has went way too fucking far
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>>3564803
i thought it was bigclive from the voice but I guess his videos cover a slightly lower caliber subject matter
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>>3565103
>we live in a timeline where crazy frog got the credit for Axel F



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