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:APEX HOONTER EDITIONPrevious thread: >>501796#YT Channel: https://youtube.com/channel/UCUKD-uaobj9jiqB-VXt71mA Newest stream: https://youtu.be/SaLmUHo0J4cNewest song cover: https://youtu.be/2DAeMf8PWxYBgm(s): https://youtu.be/slt_Bav8nsQhttps://youtu.be/F20f9kchk6khttps://youtu.be/5AkfABnkXpw (sounds like something from Tekken, hehe)Lamy refugees welcome
>>731646she will father my children
>>732423You just gave me an aneurism
What other kinds of games besides indie horror shovelware should Botan play with her gf?
>>734236deep rock galactic
Shishiron-sama and Watame make a much better pair than with alcoholic snow elf
She really looks like a babushka in this pic and its turning me on.
Want the 4th Echelon sonar goggles, bros...
shishilamy at 9 JST
>>739199coolwonder if they'll use their new outfits
>>731646Be honest, would you like to see Botan playing Metro 2033 or S.T.A.L.K.E.R.? Because I would
>>740288Stalker because its more random and janky than Metro.
>>740288I'd like to see her play STALKER since it's less linear than Metro
>>741016Me too, anon, me too..
I want to make a video with Botan in it, but I have no idea what the video should be about. What ideas do you guys have in mind?
Hehe lion gao gao gao~~
>>743274Botan committing war crimes in Chrimea
>>731646she looks like she's Godzilla roaring
>>744262/poi/'s honorary writer has arrived to write a satirical take on our affection of the Empress, nice!
>>744262>Your back is still sore from last night's beatingI wish I could be covered in Botan Bruisesthanks, anon
>Botan start to like and retweet a moment after that greentext was posted.Damn....
Cyberpunkesque fanbook if you're into that.https://urota.booth.pm/items/2483328
The frame is up. Shishilamy this evening.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhXM01QS1_I
>>745819Christ, Vtuber fans really are nu-age bronies still, great greentexts, please make more they are tons of fun to read
Long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead
>>740288Neither, both are shit, stop trying to force Botan to play them
>>745819Oh so that's why they are cringe
Why are they such a perfect pair bros?
>>740288STALKER would be awesome. Metro - meh.The most important question is whether she would enjoy playing it.
>>752168hopefully not, just because this will make chat super butthurt
happy to see New year outfit again.
>>739199>Coco & Polka
>>752050Predator and prey relationship
>scaredy cat Lamy hides behind Botan for half the streamcute, CUTE!
>>752050Oh God look at her eyes, Watame is already dead
>>755544Don't worry she will respawn in 8 seconds
I like Botan but games she stream are not my cup of tea
>>755503>artists have stopped adding Aloe references to fanartCEO...
>>755872Then just listen to her voice in BG>>755897The who
>>755897There's no point, anon. Time to move on.
>>754585Guro doujins when
>>756143hopefully never, deranged gurofags should stick to shitty holos like gura or kfp
>>756214This. The only guro I'd accept is a watamelon one.
>>756143If it has to be something niche, she'll get f**a doujins with Ramirez and Watamelon before anything like that
>>759261>no clawswhy do they keep doing thatliterally one jobone job
>>759739Fair point, but she's still cute
Does Lamy really have so much simps? 23k is a fucking lot and the vast majority of chat was jap
>>762945Must've been all the tumblr and /u/ fags that arrived to find new material for their Lamy X Botan art.
Oтдeльный тpeд для Бoтaн? Зaмeчaтeльнo. Boccлaвим жe Импepaтpицy!
>>764147>A separate thread for Nerds? That's great. Let us praise the Empress!>>764206>Hail to the Empress!Just to save everyone curious the trouble. AlsoДoбpo пoжaлoвaть дoмoй
>>764375>A separate thread for Nerds?>thread for Nerds
>>764657Her name pronunciation is the same to russian slang her name for geeks, nerds, book worms, smth like his.
>>764860slang name for*
>>764888and this is purely a bad coincidence
I want Botan to wrap her hands around my pp with her long BLACK nailshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Acw8qh9lOGU
>>765656Imagine her slowly dragging a nail up the underside of your cock
>>756347How about we pool our money together and commission a doujin instead of just waiting around?
>>765883Okay I'll contribute one dollar
>>761460In the last Super Botan Kart stream>Tried to scale that vertical wall for over an hour>Succeeded twice only to crash immediately before the finish line>Never raged onceWhat's her secret for such inner calm?
>>765883>we somehow manage to get Manabe Jouji to make Ring X Mama except its Hololive instead of GigamaxHoly shit that would be kino
>>766680she's one of the uber rare people who lost the ability to give a fuck
>>766680She's old enough to really see vidya as just a gameDon't ask me about the dog
>>767755Lamy reminds me of how my mom acted when we used to see horror movies together, I used to laugh at how everything looked goofy while she screamed in terror which made me laugh even more. And now we don't watch horror movies together anymore.
>>767140What about our cute dog?
>>769995Korone is more like a cool aunt
>>770168That's not healthy.
>>771631How, she fits the bill quite well, down to grooming a fat cat for her own emotional needs.
>>740288Stalker but it's most likely just gonna be a single stream which is for the best.If she doesn't do it with mods no jp vtuber will
>>772068>he thinks at least half the vtubers aren't fat
>>767755Botan bullying her wife!This game is seriously not scary why is she overreacting so hard
>>772598>japanese>womanA dangerous combination. Luckily our empress is an outlier
>>77507913 MORE MINUTES! LETS GOOOOO
>>775079thanks for the heads up, Anon!
>>777422I dunno wtf she's saying, but her voice is calming to listen to
>open botan stream>everybody CLAP YOUR HANDS >leave stream open to clap
I really enjoy her Trialls streams
Our Empress is unironically based.
>>785907I don't get the context but I like that we have inside joke.
>>785907>not angry at people making inappropriate comments at wrong timesliterally impossible
>>772598japanese women will cry when you stick a 4 incher in them, they panick at the slighest thing.
>>793003wonder if she will beat her 53g record this time
>>793003I'm watching, can't get enough of that cute construction helmet
World of Warships for tomorrow evening.
>just 4G short of 100sasuga lion
>>795720>96.82Gwhat are the G-forces needed to liquefy a human?
>>786639Context is pretty evident if you read: tards spamming her with boing boing jokes.
>>743274Nature documentary about how female lions do the hunting ect.
>The cold winds have come early this year>The visibility of your breath assures you of this fact>Looking up from the city streets, not a single cloud dares disturb the beauty of the near-midnight sky>The blackness, sprinkled with stars and adorned with a full moon, does little to comfort you>You sigh, turning your attention to the building you stand beside>ゲームストップ>Well, less standing and more waiting in line of about a hundred people or so>Just like you, the mixture of people ahead and behind you wear thick coats to protect against the cold>Some are chatting about the soon-to-be-released game, others are passing the time looking at their phones, and a few look to be on the brink of slumber>And finally, there's Botan, holding onto your arm, leaning her head on your shoulder, and excitedly bouncing up and down on her toes, barely able to contain her excitement >You certainly don't mind her doing so either, the friction of her black parka, hood lined with white fur, certainly helps keeping you warm>She chose to forgo wearing her hood, as her massive mane kept her head warm as is>Although, she did wear two, small crochet caps over her ears that Lamy had made for her>Originally, she was just going to download the game back at home>Unfortunately, storming down the stairs and on the brink of tears, she informed you that the internet went down>You look towards the bobbing lion beside you>"Are you really this excited for a new Call of Duty? There's been a new one for the past, like, twenty years or something.">Botan shifts her head toward you with an annoyed look>"Sixteen, and I'm not getting it for me, I'm getting it for my fans! They'd be disappointed if I didn't play it on release day.">She leans her head back into your shoulder with a pout>She can only hold her stillness for so long before her excitement catches up and she returns to her rhythmic bouncing>Just then, midnight strikes and the line begins to move>The two of you fall in step, slowly progressing your way forward until you're inside and at the front counter>"The new Call of Duty, correct?">"That's the one!">Botan's enthusiasm causes the cashier to chuckle>"Hah, alright, that'll be ○○円.">She spins around on her heel towards you, clasping her hands together and looking at you with puppy eyes>You sigh, fishing out your wallet>You're pretty sure Botan makes more than you, give the amount of superchats she receives>As soon as the transaction is completed, the lioness happily marches out,one hand holding the new game to her chest, and the other in the air waving back to the cashier>"Bai bai! Thank you!">The two of you walk side-by-side making your way back home>Botan holds the game up towards the sky, grinning towards it with a sparkle in her eye>Her tail excitedly waving back and forth>"You seem pretty excited about something that's just 'for the fans'.">Her tail droops, annoyed at your comment>"Shut up. Maybe if your Holostars application wasn't rejected, you'd know the importance of your fans.">Okay. That one hurt. Just a bit.>Holostars was a bit of a sensitive subject for you>You were still waiting for the next audition chance>If it ever came
>>800919>...>The two of you finally arrive home>You go to open the door for your lioness, as any self-respecting gentleman should>If it were possible>Botan rushes ahead of you, bursting through the door, kicking off her shoes as she enters the house and running upstairs>By the time you close the door behind you, the thumping of Botan's frantic footsteps from upstairs sounds throughout the house>After hanging up your coat, you head upstairs, following the trail made of her coat and ear muffs left on the floor of the hall>Turning the corner to her bedroom, the game case is left open on her desk, its wrapper left on the floor>The game disc audibly spins within her computer and the text on her monitor reads 'Allocating disc space'>Botan sits in her chair with a wide grin, ears perked in excitement and tail held high, swinging back and forth>Her hands are positioned on her mouse and keyboard, ready to play the game as soon as its ready>The green progress bar finally fills up, and new text is displayed on screen>'Connecting to server'>A kernel of sorrow grows in you, well aware of the implication behind the statement>The previously-excited lioness is aware, as well>Her tails slows to a halt, her ears lower, and her bright grin fades from her face>A few minutes pass as the two of you watch the screen, anticipating the next prompt>By now, Botan wears a small frown, her tail drooping to the floor>Then, the text changes>'Unable to connect to the Internet'>It's 2021 after all, expecting a game to not utilize the internet was foolish>Botan's grip on her mouse tightens, her lips begin to quiver as tears start to form in the corners of her eyes>You walk over to her, placing a hand on her head and gently pull her in>She stuffs her face into your abdomen, wrapping hers around your lower back, pulling you in>You can feel her body convulsing, desperately trying to hold back the stream of tears>Her muffled, sharp breaths are the only thing you hear as tears begin to slide down her face, only to dampen your consoling shirt>You gently stroke her white mane, only wishing to soothe her worries>Perhaps the internet will come back on tomorrow
>>800919>I'm getting it for my fans! They'd be disappointed if I didn't play it on release day."said no one ever
>>800919>>800932you just know this pasta was written by an american because no one who respects himself and depends on internet for work will have just one connection source and not 2 or 3 at least
Based american making random literally whos seethe
I want to fuck this Lioness.
>>805396Get in line.
>>805396>>805721She fucks you, honestly
>>805770I'd be fine with that.
Why is she so addictive?She's old.
>>809206Since when were you under the impression that older women can't be addictive to be around?
>>809206>She's old.that only makes her better
>>766680Botan has high confidence in her abilities
>>805721i would like to touch her abs
>>814584>tfw no fit anime lioness gamer gf babushka who will pet my head as a softly admire and feel her tight, toned absAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUGGGHHH
Do Botan and Korone plan to finish Dead Space 3?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKTRJHB7WkYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZCJ32Jou1g
>>824439pretty sure it's canned since they did PHOGS! after instead.
>>796414Was it really that. I didn't see any boinboin in Trials chat, was it spammed in other stream?I still think it was SSRB that spammed Rushia chat with something.
Do not open this image, I'm warning you, DO NOT OPEN IT!
>8k peoplethat was yabai
>>828068And it's prime time for the Russkies too.Also give me a couple minutes, I'll translate some of the Russian comments from the chat
Some Russian comments from the last World of Warships stream>Glory be to Poseidon, if it isn't World of Warships, god save Botan!>Good day to all my Russian comrades, and my condolences to everyone else.>how many truckloads of cash did they ship her to stream this garbage?>I have no idea what she's saying, but I wholeheartedly agree with it>stop babbling your Japanese and HAVE SEX WITH ME ALREADY>why is she in the lobby for so long? Is she planning a raid on Pearl Harbor?>pictured: the admiral who played a key part in the Russian navy's demise in the Russo-Japanese war, colorized photo>if Botan took part in the negotiations on Port Arthur's surrender, they'd be over within a minute>[a prolonged discussion about the naval aspects of the Russo-Japanese war]>what the hell does SSRB stand for? Soviet Socialist Republic of Botan?>[in response to Marine who's a playable commander ingame] Why is the horny lady here>cute loli voiceover>[in response to the previous one] I'm pretty sure Marine is a milf>is this Striped Trip? [a soviet comedy about tigers and lions running loose aboard a cruise ship]>Question: both Botan and Fubuki have the kanji for "white" in their names, so can we refer to their potential collab as "White Guard"?>[in response to the previous one] not if you wanna meet the firing squad>[in response to the previous one] commies in the year 2021? no way>[in response to the previous one] commies in the year 2021 are alive and well, in China>Botan is a real man, I approve>Hololive RU when>[in response to the previous one] Hololive RU would be as cringe as this chatroom>[in response to the previous one] streamers do reflect their audience>please stop complaining to the westerners about our median wage>comrade interpreter, thanks for your service>I'd let Marine steer my rudder if you know what I mean
>>828892>what the hell does SSRB stand for? Soviet Socialist Republic of Botan?This mde me laugh more than it should
>>828892>Good day to all my Russian comrades, and my condolences to everyone else.Bless 'em.
FBK voiced ship is pretty nice ngl
>>828892>why is she in the lobby for so long? Is she planning a raid on Pearl Harbor?Fuck, this made me laugh
>>828892I can appreciate all those /his/ jokes
https://twitter.com/shishirobotan/status/1363487174063132678no stream tomorrow but collab?! on the 23th
>>828892>>please stop complaining to the westerners about our median wage
>>756143>GuroRyona would work just fine
When will she learn Russian
>>834098When you learn japanese, fucker
she should do a QWOP stream
>>834948>5 seconds of playing followed by 2 minutes of laughter>repeat for an houryes please
>>828892Put me in the screencap!
please abuse me for my dogshit gaming skills la-lion-sama
Post more lioness lewds.
>>839781Built for femdom
>>839781God damn you!
>>839781Haha shes so cute and sexy bros, haha
I like to think she actually gets real mad at videogames and her chat being fucking retards and just rages offstream when she's done
Uh oh, Bodans, she worked up a sweat during her last streaming session. Are you going to help her clean up?
>>840227Is female sweat really a natural aphrodisiac for men?
>>840227nice try nene but if you want to collect her sweat to sell you'll have to do it yourself
>>840227Oh God yes.
>>840227>ywn bathe Botan after a workoutWhy do you have to do it to me?
>>840227Please God I want to lick it right off her slick abs
>>840261if they are compatible yes
>>831814Well, it does break the rules, so tried to stop it. btw, guys were posting more about a living wage, not median, though it isn't much better.
>>834098After Lenin's revival in Mausoleum.
>>840227Heat the sauna. What else you can do for her?
>>840339>>840268thanks for the greentext idea
>>841110>the sauna.found a finn
>>844932We already have Holofightz
Feast on the watamelon.
>>766680Maybe trying to teach useless fucks who no listen probably burn all the rage away
Botan reminds me of a chill subtle RTGame. Her dedication to play games in a certain way is just peak troll for me. I love it.
>>852775Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
I want to carry Botan in csgo and then take her out on a winery tour deito!
>>855344>Implying you'll carry Botan
>>855344>I want to carry Botan in csgoeven less likely to happen than you ever getting a life
>>859654>>Implying you'll carry Botanyes
>>862160I want to see Botan shilling some product like this too.
>>862716if i understood her right she's considering calling the sake "botan" because "yukina" is taken
also has noon stream.https://twitter.com/shishirobotan/status/1363878355867590657>>863558Well, I hope this doesn't rub yukimins in a wrong way.
How does she grip her mouse and type on her keyboard with such long nails?
>>865860Gamer Lion is best girl
>>8681936 more hours till insertion...
>>868193>it starts at 3 a.m.>gotta wake up at sixholobros... have fun without me...
>>870657at least for you it's 3 am and not 6 am
>>871340>putting nonexistent people on group pics
>>871393anon you do know aloe plays with them regularly offstream right?
>>871393Yeah, why would Cover do that
>>871417>nonexistent people>botan without clawsshit tier poster hire someone better
God I love Botan's design so much
>>872697>kimono design is EVEN BETTER
>>871417What the FUCK they're h*lding h*nds
I'm from the future, and I will let you guys know that Putin will personally consider Botan to be a friend of Russia in 2022. Botan will basically become a household name in Russia. By the end of 2024, Russia will have more knockoff vtubers than everywhere else in the world. ADIDAS stock will skyrocket to absurd numbers as women begin to dress like her.
>>875687we should rather make a secret Botan cloning facility with slogan "To each household a Botan of their own"
cursed link do not openhttps://twitter.com/BorealYoako/status/1311787040611205123
30 more minutes
Botan's funny little voice makes me want to carry her around the house until she begs me to stop
Bros is the only English she knows happy birthday or is she autistic?
>Russians ruin the stream againEvery time
8pm on Lamy ch. NePoLaBo Q&A You can tweet your question with #ねぽらぼに質問 before 3pm.https://twitter.com/yukihanalamy/status/1364151508988665859
>>870820>>871324Actually managed to get a few last minutes of the stream on my way to work. Today was a good day
Next stream when?
Botan streaming XCOM and creating a Gen 5 squad when?
>>902390>Unicorn gundam botanWhy does this trigger my autis/m/, feel like a Dynames would fit better, or Cherudim Gundam SAGA
>>731646is this read as poy or pwah?
>>905042Banshee is fine because its literally referred to as "The Lion" in the show
>>913084>taunts the fucking firing squad>gets blastedI wanna be upset but I reminded myself they're Russians so it checks out
I want Botan to be my caring Christmas cake wife, and for us to have as many autistic children as we can until her spoiled eggs give out!
Absuive Botan Christmas cake, angry her eggs don't work!
Waiting on the Botan patches to be released.
Is her name really to comes from the word button?
>>920339Oh, ESL-kun, you're so cute when you try to string a sentence together
I want Botan to play Receiver 2.
Just give me my own Botan wife, thanks.
>>922953Am I the only one who's thinking of black lagoon when seeing this?
>>924628What's this from?
>>926619>aliens will never crash into a corrupt centipede nest that local government is and then make Botan a presidentfuck
>>927842i didn't know i needed that but i needed that
>>927842She would look good in that.
Bros... I gotta tell youI ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS ANIME LION GIRLThats it, thats the post
>>885590what did you expect?
>>933149Based, I love her too
>>933194that to not happen somehow
I wish Botan streamed it someday
Gen 5 co-op
>>937267TO SAVE OUR MOTHER EARTH FROM ANY ALIEN ATTACK!
Whats her name?
>>941946i didn't know alcohol makes you so much bigger that you can wear clothes from someone a whole head higher than you
>>937267It has a decent chance of happening if you somehow convince Mio to drag them all to it.
700k soonDon't forget to prepare a nice SC for your favourite lion
>>943199I'll do it when she reaches 777k, because those are lucky numbers and I want Botan to have max luck
Will we get a Botan stream today or soon?
>>945162Nothing announced and she is helping Kiara to disassemble her pc today
>>945815back to watching re-runs it is then.
>>946023https://youtu.be/zuPocCji06cnvm MC tonight
>>943199considering botan is 5th generation she is getting a lot of subscribers quick. most popular 5th gen.
>>9468257 more hours! Lets go!
>>9468253 AND A HALF HOURS LEFT, LETS GOOOOOO
>>947378Considering how much of a trainwreck is the rest of her generation it's not surprising
>>956072>didn't sabotage KFP so we're rid of her shit for at least some timebotan plswhat the fuck is "pack a pc" anyway, literally just wrap shit in bubble film what is so hard
>>957173Botan would never do an actually mean spirited thing like that. And packing so that it can survive a plane trip is at least a little more involved than throwing some bubble wrap around things.
>>958341>Botan would never do an actually mean spirited thing like that.You so sure about that?>a plane tripKFP is finally getting deported?
>>957173Personally I think your post is grounds enough for Botan to shoot you dead
>>958417Personally i think you should cope and seethe
>stream yet even to start>russians already ruining the chatebin
>>961452is that tokyo time?
CoD tomorrow(today) evening.https://twitter.com/shishirobotan/status/1364972932158660613
>>961673Kino, lets do dis
>>961452I don't understand, is this tourney fully online? Or there will be 3 incels and Botan remotely connected? If it's fully online what are they gonna do if someone's internet shits itself or the opponent team decides to ddos the shit out of them?
Bumping for the answer to mlg Botan
>>922335>autistic gun fiddling>lectures on mental hygiene and combating depressioncount me in
>>922335I would like to see H3VR.
>>971057pretty sure the chat translators said whe would actually compete
>>971400wasn't there some rrat that she was actual esports player and commenter before hololive?
Who is giving thumbs down dislikes on Botan's streams? Why would someone do that? I mean I can understand for some of the other holos where there was some drama but what drama was Botan in?
>>971675I dunno, maybe there are people who have a different opinion on her or maybe its some weird no-names who have a vendetta against her and wanna see her fail. Japs are fuckin' autistic, so you never know.
>>971522the accepted narrative was that she was as such, and was considered old and past it by whoever dumbfuck was in charge, so she went onto Hololive.Hag love, hag victory, glory to la lion
>>971819Why do nips hate hags? They seem to only care for lolis and young women but show no affection for mature women?
>>972430>a woman who isn't married after like 23 is seen as some sort of a failureHoly shit, thats fucked up
>>971675probably same bugs who randomly spam in chator maybe american tards who see russian in chat and immediately dislike
>>972873that's what you get when you went from basically feodalism to modern society in less than a century
I really hope we get a Botan stream in few hours.
>>976312Enjoy waiting for 8 hours
>>976689If its for The Lion, its an honor.