Land of Lords is a browser based feudal simulator. A mix between CK2, citybuilder and EVE online. RP is highly encouraged and you develop relationships with your neighbors, your liege lords, and perhaps beyond. It's highly autistic, has awful UI, an admin team that hates you, and it's a lot of fun.
I kneel to your Vargr Osworth.Gods bless Thulé
Guides and stuff https://pastebin.com/1zV09TN0
How do parishes work? I just founded one.
>>693422Buy the temple to parishTrain priest (you can't retrain your village workers into parish workers unless you have positive migration)Consecrate the temple.Pray.
>>693422They are domains that can't be vassaled under lordships. This would technically make them independent and its own political body spanning multiple realms, although in reality everyone usually just have their own little state church.
>>693423>Buy the temple to parishDoes this mean my village needs a second temple? Or does it remain a part of the village for the purpose of domain upgrade requirements?
>>693417>everybody has these wide open plains to exploit>then this shitfuck living in the mountains
>>693430You only need the temple for village upgrade, it doesn't matter afterwards. You can even demolish it later, it won't affect anything. Only low population would cause a village to demote to hamlet.
>>693417i hope you realize that mountains don't enclose walls. Also build houses you nigger, this is supposed to be your lordship.
>>693438I didn't post it as the op, I know the mountains don't enclose but until I can get it enclosed I'll start with the most aesthetic looking start, also I do need to build houses you nigger also it's a burgerheim now
>>693439and build a town between your iron and coal so you can get max furnace and forge.
>>693422>>693423>>693424How does religion work in game? Is everyone essentially Christian?>in reality everyone usually just have their own little state churchThat sounds neat desu sounds like everyone is autocephalous.
>>693486It's polytheism, different gods give different bonuses to towns they have temples in. Religious organizations have power through their popes, because nobody can be made king without a pope's approval. Mostly it's just RP, their settlements work differently from lords too.
>>693486>ChristianThere are multiple gods. Did you even look at the religion page?
>>693489It's kind of bizarre how everything is clearly European Christian in visuals and days are arranged after Christian saints but the gods themselves are fictional pagan gods.
>all those people bitching in the forums that it's unrealistic because they're not allowed to go raze new players hamlets to the groundLel
>>693417Ok i left the game at the begging but now want to go back, is there a chance for me still? My villiage is probably super unhappy.
>>693506>Doesn't even mention the biggest issues, which are the lack of any logistics systems so people teleport goods and armies across the planet
>>693486there are 2 main religionsSaint slavia (our religion, the church of nessos) and Sinsear the religion of Tilea.
>>693509Your old village is probably completely gone by now. Log in and delete the account. Then dont log in for 24 hours or it cancels the deletion. Then create a new one.
>>693510But that would interfere with my blobbing and would mean me and my discord friends would have to actually think tactically instead of throwing our doomstacks in the enemies general direction anon, we can't have that
>>693509yeah if you build right you can overtake grug in literally a week,
>>693509If you left at the start your village is probably outright gone. That said it's not neccesarily too late too start fresh, and if you move to Ingerland most of our lords are friendly and will help you get off your feet.
>>693506What's the point of paying for lol+ if I can't wreck poorfags? This game is unfair.
>>693509play with tilea, they can pretty much sugar daddy you for the most part
>>693506nobody actually does that tho, the community as a whole is usually super helpful and friendly to new players. These updates that broke war and ruined the game were made with the intention to stop "bullying" of small players but the reality is more new players are leaving the game now than they ever did when you were allowed to raze hamlets to the ground. really makes you think.
How multiracial are your buildings?
Do I need one parish per village, or can I have one parish cover multiple ones by just buying up their temples?
>>693527I don't know, if I knew that months of work could go down the drain because I got on some discord circlejerk's bad side then never mind quitting I wouldn't have started playing in the first place.
>>693527>These updates that broke war and ruined the gameAm just a small lord RPing in his castle, but what the fuck is this about updates that broke war? What changed?
are there anime girls in this game
>>6935331 parish per village. also 1 parish is 1 point. and parishes are like brotherhood. they are made inside an existing temple in a village
So lads, if I build a stable or a cowshed on a meadow and keep using it, that meadow will slowly lose quality?
>>693560It never loses quality. It only loses the effect the quality provides when a building is built on top of it. Quality for terrain never changes my bro
What is the point of a cemetery? Aesthetics?
>>693561Huh?I remember my meadows losing quality from farming on them, though?Also, if they lose quality when I build above them, do I lose the + Horse Training when I build a stable?
Is this Buck's great workaround?
>>693564You remember wrong then. It always stays the same
>>693565who are they gonna kill
>>693563MostlyYou can also train priests on it while the temple is used for praying, and you can do things that require to be in "places of worship" while the temple is busy
>>693564You will get a bit less +horse training, like from +11 to +9. The same thing happens when you build on top of mountains, the masonry bonus(and digging penalty!) decreases with every building level. If you destroy the building, the tile will return to its original state.
>>693573>X showed himself from the disguisting sde, and that the revenge is the only thing Y wishes in this lifewhat did X do?
>>693638post lewd tickets
>>693639Defson if you like Cybile so much why don't you pay her a visit?
>>693664Whoever keeps nagging about lewd tickets and/or Cybille in these threads is never me. It's either Grug or Futa.Remember, I shitpost for Ingerland, not for my own pleasure.
>>693672Come on now
>>693532only a few token blacks over here
>>693681...unless you cross over into the wrong side of the tracks
Redpill me on this game, I have very severe autism
>>693417Is the game one of those gay long term things where it takes a real life week to build a house?
>>693726Its medival game. you can grow food and get gold medal if its the best food! You can make weapons! You can become the strongest lord! You can become the weakest lord! RP is important! Admin is retard! 99% of big kingdoms are discord circlejerks and Ingerland (we) are the only good guys in this game.
Happy Whore's Day, everyone!
>>693732>week to build a houseno. it takes around 10 hours to build a house. For big things which are not available to every player a week yes. but you can use more workers to speed it up. If you don't want to play long term games don't bother with this
>>693726dw, you're probably still less autistic than the admin
>>693741I told you about Bostons bro
>>693726It combines mediocre citybuilding and production chains, a bad market, decent strategic elements, a terrible user interface, and a strange assortment of roleplayers to create what is ultimately a rather addicting medieval shitposting simulator. And i don't think you can actually "win" it so it's not really a "game," per se. You just try to dab on the people around you.
>>693765nobut you can build a boom
Is it worth it to build an orchard on a meadow or should I stick to fields?Will the meadow increase my harvest?The orchard I built is very low quality
>>693808Only pop fruit trees on meadows for hives.
>>693808Only put fruit trees on meadow if you plan on making Honey. Otherwise ALWAYS put the trees on plains
>>69380850% field gives +15 quality orchards compared to a 50% meadow.If you want very high quality plants, get the best ploughman you can afford, buy high quality manure and plough on high quality field or silt. The quality of fruits or the plantation skill of the fruit picker contributes very little to the plant's quality, so focus your resources on the ploughman.
>>693565Those "mercs" hit River. https://www.landsoflords.com/map/08971E27935NPretty much an army snipe.The Emperor probably "paid" the mercs to go hit River, considering they're a Thule player.
>>693741w-where are they going?
Can you move the centre of a hamlet or did I fuck myself?https://www.landsoflords.com/map/10871E25888N
>>693899No you can't move the center.
>>693902So do I just have to let it decay?
>>693904Wait 7 days then liquidate if you don't like it.
https://www.landsoflords.com/map/06303E22927NFIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
>>693908Someone explain that clusterfuck to me. Who is fighthing who and why?
>>693917It looks like Normandy and Illyris is attacking a Tilean lordship on their island. Our old friends in the order of saint lazarus is there holding the fort successfully, while Normandy and Illyris has captured the town around it and are now besieging it.
>>693899> did I fuck myself?it depends on what you were trying to do
This guy slaps your personal buck's ass in front of you at a market square, wat do?
>>693917Hanza (Solus, Wessex, Illyris, Atago) striking a principality that left them and joined Tilea, who earlier attacked Hanza
>Go to talk to a femoid character IC>She immidiately tries to ERP meBy god, all women belongs in cloisters, what is this degenerate shit.
>>693993No women play this game. That was a man baby.
Are battering rams worth it?
>>694004Only if you plan to attack someone
>>694004only if you're planning to attack poorfag with way less soldiers than you
>>694005I mean siege warfare is pretty gimped with the current truce mechanism, but I saw that nordboar had some of them, so I don't know whether they are actually useful or not.Tomorrow is battering ram day, btw.
>be discordfag>fag over discord to make giant empire>then whine about how there's no fun because you discordfagged to make a giant empirewhy don't discordfags just stop discordfagging?
>>694020But that would make the game too hard and I wouldn't be able to stomp everyone anymore.
>>694011They are cheap and if you can get enough of them they can take down a wall really fast. We never got to see if that would have happened in Greggswick, though with the amount of archers around they would have probably been stunned. Cannons and catapults has an advantage there that they can outrange defenders.
Tfw literally only celay likes your tickets
Anybody know why tin shot up? What's Bronze special for?
>>694058>Thule demands copper
>>693926Build a Hamlet
>>694062You put that together just now?
>>694064well, the river cockblocks your west, but there is still enough room to expandalso, holy jesus that silthttps://www.landsoflords.com/map/10864E25891N
Reminder to add your churches to the great Ingerlish parish tree. Also speak to Benis about EXCITING careers in the church!
>>694074Didn't even see the silt. Was just building to be close who offered to vassalise me.
>>693667It isn't me defson t.futa
>>694097Do you have any proof?
>19,200 tokensgob bless
Its happening the Great Swineherder strikehttps://www.landsoflords.com/map/09806E24703N
>>694124Won't someone please think of the economy.
>>694084Somebody explain to me how this shit works. Am too much of a brainlet.Do I just build temples in my hamlets and call it a day? Do I need a specialized character to control a religious hamlet? How the fuck does parishing work?
>>693550you lied :(
>>694143build a temple, have 1000 population and bring a character to the temple found one
>>694143Parishes are on top of villages/towns/lordshipsYou build a temple, make a parish, then the parish has to buy the temple from the village (cash is not lost but you need to gather it) then the parish can train settlers to priest, find one with high wisdom and train himYou don't need a specialized characterParishes take one title slot each, so due to the opportunity cost you don't want parishes everywhereBut you definitely want parishes in lordships to praise Qallash, Qallash prayers are very useful
>>694159Oh shit I see, sounds actually useful for my lordship, yeah.
buck is such a fucking faggot holy fuck
>>693876Probably for defense, Nordboar tried killing Boston several times
>>693544no, only f*ta
Ingerlishbros, we lost
it all makes sence now...
born 2 buildforced 2 fight
coup in 3, 2, 1..
hello, I am this thread conductorplease show me your ticketsI am accepting only the lewd oneotherwise, you need to pay a fee to the Goose Empire (50oz of gold)thank you
wait, what happened to the ticket? did it got deleted?
Noah is a broken buckunderage burger cuckgot his dick snipped by jewsand sodomized by Istar too
>Tfw you realize you're literally paying a market toll to burn coal
What is stonecutting used for?
>>694298look for stone cutting here and see whats it used for https://www.landsoflords.com/help/skill/build
>>693899You can't move the center. You haven't done shit with it so you could probably disband it and found it farther from the river. I'd recommend having a decent distance between realms, even if you do want them to connect.
Bros what is having neighbors like? Nobody is near me.
>>694298It reduces the time it takes to work with rocks, i.e. pretty much any Masonry work. It doesn't affect quality, just like carriage and sawing.
>>694338Grug tried to attack Brexit with his peasant soldier
>>694338Truce between Ingerland and nordboar and its termsbut the ticket it's gone for some reason
>>694303 This doesn't say shit about what it's used for.
>>694348its used for some buildings. When you look at building description and it gives you for example STONE CUTTING X 30it means you need an unit with stone cutting skill.
Is the Chuckus family an enemy of the state now? I have a bone to pick with them.
>>694350they ARE the state, You Fool
>>694345Consider it zeroed out. Tilea is coming, brace yourselves, ingerlanders.
l'Eslut tickets when.
>>694367How about you and me pay her to make more
>>694349Retard, it doesn't work like normal skills, stop confusing people.
>>694350Yes, you can kill them if you want.
>>694368Only if she accepts cum tributes. She's rich enough, I think.
>>694349let me share the hidden knowledgestone cutting is helping to build EVERY building using stone fasterbut the quality will suffer
Come at us bucky-boy, glad we can still have boar meat with onions
Did the onions drink retard juice? they started demanding some retarded ass shit
We are waiting for you bucky-boy
i will have you know i was cucked by a lesbian once and you 4channers are incelst. buck
>>694449>>694466>>694470BASED discord bro
>>694477I'm not from discord, only the buck one originates from there
>>694480Sure Gary :)
don't bully our buddy buck, it's not his fault that jews snipped his foreskin off, also 52% of americans have their penis mutilated so it's okay and statistics are BASED
>>694313My experience: after some intense eRP, they gifted me some stuff, letting me be alone and enjoy my autism.
An important member of Tilea has just arrived at my doorstep. What should I do?
>>694500Pull a costeau and tell him that it is war until one side is eliminated
>>694500Post the sneed copypasta if you're in Nessos. If you're in Samotras then accept your death.
Costeau, you fucking traitor. You have spilled the blood of your fellow Ingerlishmen for pig-onion interests. What say you in your defense?
https://www.landsoflords.com/map/08897E26850N>All those dead ingerland troops
>>694516Since when Revachol was Ingrish?
>>694518He used to be a member of the Brotherhood.
>>694516I've made it very clear to everyone who's asked that if I'm called to fight I must. I wanted that peace treaty more than anyone else but I guess that's off the table, what the fuck happened?>>694520I've never been in the brotherhood.
>>694519Relative of a king.
>>694475C*bille was her name?
>>694525should have migrated to norf
>>694525It's courteous to receive visitors t.ilea
>>694523From what I gather Norboar called off the signing asking for more and more unfavourable terms and were told to fuck off. Now no peace.
>>694538Well, they got peace with tilea at least
>>694517Wait I thought we had a peace agreement for 30 days, wtf happened?
>>694542>>694538this happened. just buck being a retard and wasting our time
>>694517>noah killing his own alliesheh nothing person
official death tally is 30 dead lothrangia + allies troops28 dead ingerland troops
If I delete a trash unit with abysmal stats, how long before I get a new one?
>>694569it gives you ~100 to migration, so you may not get anything if your migration is below -100. Otherwise the usual rules apply, a few hours or a day, depending on rng.
>>694569It's random. But the biger migration rates, the bigger your chances.
>>694574>>694576I got this guy in a village with 3 people, so he serves literally no purpose outside of being a clown.I would rather have any actual useful profession. Do you recommend kicking him out?
what price should I sell my gold at?
>>694579Nobody buys gold unless it's ore
>>694578this guy is truly shit, but otherwise mediocre units should be trained into builders to help your expansion. it is easier to look for good workers when you can rotate through 5 settlers every day.
>>694560I count 35 Ingerland troops, 31 Lotharingia troops. I see 16 dead horsemen from Lotharingia4 ingerland knights22 Ingerland horsementhe rest is a mix of coutiliers, horse archers, pikemen, halberd, etc.
>>694579370-390 usually sells out within a few days, above it may take more time. You can remake the orders every 2-3 days to speed up the process.
>Rimanah made another autistic eye rp ticket
>>694587oh i missed a tile
>>694560>>694587Based autistic casualty-counters
>decide to play this game for fun because I need something to do on my breaks while working>"it's a browser game with time-gated actions, shouldnt be too much of a time sink">Now I spend my whole day micro-managing 6 domains>have to stop mid work to alt-tab and check on my workersFucking hell, this game is crack.
>>694608I hope you live in Nessos
>Ingerland keeps getting dabbed on by underage zoomersits over bros. Vargr is a boomer he can't protect us for shit
>>694612Thule is boomer Kingdom like Ingerland. Thuleans keep talking about school children from Hyperion in their 2ch thread.
I want a lordship with a stone castle. Is the correct progression for this wooden castle > lordship > keep > tear down wooden castle? Can I just build the keep in my hamlet directly and skip the wood?
>>694615Just build the wooden castle somewhere out of the way and keep it as a decoration. They can go up to 16 arpents out and need nothing but a road nearby.
>>694615every building has a compatibility listed, for keep it is low-medium-high nobility. you can build incompatible buildings, but their quality is greatly reduced, and it takes much more time to build them.
>>694608Don't get involved in a war, it gets even worse. I just want to play other vidya but keeps getting drawn back in.
>>694615yesjust build the wooden castle somewhere far from centre so it doesn't obstruct and you don't have to destroy it
Why couldn't this guy have some cool battle skills?
>>694623He's an armchair general
>farmers keep harvesting wheat but dropping the straw on the floor>am literally farming wheat entirely for its strawREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>694633they do that because its lower quality than rest of the straw in stock and don't want to lower the quality
>>694633they do that because you make them work manuallythey ALWAYS put stuff in the storage when working automatically
Sickle chads report in
>>694637They only drop shit on the floor if it's much worse quality than what's in storage. Nothing to do with manual working.
https://www.landsoflords.com/arm/org/23:members>Noah Buck is third place
>>694656Tends to happen when you fight the third most in the world
How come Mark Brexit has longer life span than me? I thought we were all equal
>>694655everything to do with manual working. they only drop shit on the floor if it's worse quality than what's in storage AND the action was manualautomate a worker to do shit quality stuff and you will see absolutely nothing on the ground
>>694656that is not the proper rankinghttps://www.landsoflords.com/rank/mvithis is
>Second Tilean arrivesFuck off faggots I don't want to join your shitscord empire.
>>694685post your domain
Hey guys is there a way to plan out settlements without having to make do with excel? I saw screens with settlement planned out in their "wiki" model, is this a site or something like that?
>>694689I never used an excel and I'm doing fine.
Is City of Boston Tilean?
>>694692nvm I think it is
>>694692is the sky blue?
>>694692I think they are temporarily Tilean? They have an "Order" that is currently protecting them, and I don't know if that means Tilea or not.
>>694692Yes, fully and permanently
>>694714Please keep your discord tranny drama out of here
>>694714Face of Vargr gayworthhttps://www.reddit.com/r/23andme/comments/o4hejf/northwestern_russianbaltic_results/
>Noah is a Chud>Vargr is a neckbeard>Hawkwood is a manletWe need info on Brexit
>>694722Brexit is a 20yo athletic based cultural genius
>+500 migration>the last settler arrived exactly 1 day ago
guys we just need to wait until school starts and then invade the boars and onions>>694722i recently had a dream that brexit was a f*male whore and gave me a blowjob and offered to snort PCP together. she had fucked everyone in Ingerland
>>694691But for those of us who want to plan settlements what's a good alternative way to plan them
>>694744memorize with brain
>>694744i use the table thing in google docs
>raided by onion boys while I slept
I made a parish now what
What's the best cult for digging?
>>694831Buy the temple from the village with the parish, after that, you will have the option to consecrate. Sculpting and painting are needed, so ask around for a stone mason and a painter if you don't want to train them for this one job.
>>694839Urgos for +2 digging, or prozak for the happiness(happy units recover faster)
I have a lordship. How do I vassalize villages of my relatives? My own villages showed up no problem.
>>694853Get both characters to a market square or other public building
>>694860>Just started building something with the other characterTime to spend 1500 tokens because I don't have any patience.
what the fuck :(
>>694884>resorted to being a basic banditlol
>been making my bricks with double clay despite not caring about qualityfuckFUCKFUCK
>>694884Noah Buck just killed your civilians. Join Ingerland for protection
>>694887I'm in Ingerland since the beginning mate.
>We just want to help you and kick out Thule>slaughters civilians of people who are not involved in the warwhat is the thinking behind this? Is Noah Buck trying to anger everybody in Ingerland? He sure as hell is making life easier for Brexit since everybody will rally behind him now to kill Buck boy
>>694892He's a teenager
I think I let my villages get a little bit too wealthy before starting a lordship.
LMAO my quarrymen killed two of his pikemen
>>694896Lotharingia will fix that right up m8 :)
>>694898NO THEY FELL BUT THE QUARRYMEN GOT CREDITREEEEEEEEEEEE
>>694898Quarrymen/miners/woodcutters have melee attack /lvl + their tools give melee attack. Those poorfag pikemen had no chance.
>>694898the loot is worth lik 2k gold kek
>get the sudden idea to plant tree groves on every single spare tile in my domainpls no
>>694917take the grovepillalso train a fruitpicker to plant them, as someone who is planting groves to beautify my domain, the extra 2 hours off a six hour build time really adds up.
>admin removes looting>still doesn't stop us from liberating wares from Lotharingia
>>694995that was ebik
Why can lordships get saltpeters if they can't get mines?
>>695021I didn't think of those. What are some good industries for lordships anyway? It seems to lock you out of a lot of things. Should I just not bother with industry there, and leech off of vassalage while making everyone soldiers?
>>695022You can grow fruit...You can grow wheat... You can mine water... You can make pretty flowers
>>695022<--, but also fruits, wheat, hay, >>695027, horse, cattle, engineering if you are lol+, weapons/armours
>>695039What can I do with engineering? I used a miller to build my fishing boats.
>>695041mechanisms and siege engines
What is the difference between all of these different upgrades? Are they just different titles, or is there some deeper underlying changes between them? Vidamy is a religious one, I think, so that one has obvious differences; but barony and burgraviate and viscounty all seem to do the same. Should I just do the highest one that becomes available once I swear my fealty to someone? Or should I ask them what I should upgrade to?
>>695019stables are a better way to get saltpeter anyway because you can just make a giant farm of them and you don't need even need to work the animals>>695022fruit is the bestgrapes don't take that long to grow compared to trees and if you plant now you can still get some harvests in before winter. plums are cheap although the ROI isn't that great. If you can snag some pears or apples in the wild (by making a hamlet somewhere) you can get a start on that and you'll probably get medium trees before winter. cow milk and cheese is okay. we have several butterchads in ingerlandi think wheat is kinda meh and hens/eggs definitely have an oversaturated market
>>695052you should ask themand they are all the same, except burgraviate has an additional military unit typethey differ by names, crown images and how hard they are to obtain
Its official broshttps://www.landsoflords.com/arm/lord/907
>>695052Barony does absolutely nothing but look slightly cooler, then viscounty, vidamy, and burgraviate all give your liege slightly more vassal tax if you're a long distance away (you don't pay more tax if you become one of these though). Burgraviate also lets you build landsknechte which are a type of military unit but you have to be the vassal of a margrave or a landgrave. Baron requires that you be the direct vassal of a count or higher, viscount requires you to be the vassal of medium nobility except margraviate, and vidamy requires a religious liege.
>>695060He's just a kid man
>Symbol RNG keeps giving me ants for no reason
>>695145I have a rabbit
>>695052Get burgrave if you're the vassal of a margrave and you have LeL+. It will allow you to train landsknecht, melee/hast units which are roughly on par with halberds. This is nice, because you can't train halberds as a baron or as a viscount.
Can you equip a worker with wagons without horses? Will it give me carriage?
>Saint Izvinite Pojaluystauuh who? google gives the title of a soviet film from 1982
>>695253the post that broke the buck
God bless the wise emperor Vargr Osworth and his loyal servant Mark Brexit. I can sleep now.
>>695253>buck status: broken>chance for another chimpout: low
10/10 kike roleplay
>>695282believe it or not but it wasn't my postt. clayjew
>>695288Timing was quite a cohencidence
>>695288>>695282>>695290its Mark Brexit
>>695290what if I told you that mark brexit is clayjews alt. you wouldn't believe me, would you?
>>695298>>695292I can't handle this
>>695298Seriously how many have alts
Finna win the tourny and dab on you joggers tomorrow
>>695345I have one in ingerland brotherhoodt. samoa
>>695351this but unironically. Samoa is spying on us. he also lurks our threads.
Juliette, make me your Secretary. We are both Ingerlish and need to stick together. We can't let these foreigners take our jobst.Chuckus
Futa, allow me to marry one of your family members.t.Chuckus
>>695360Does Tilea even fight any battles or do they just beat up on noobs and then buildfag on their continent?
>>695380beat up noobs and act tough
>radelland>radelland>radellandman, talk about poverty of imagination
>>695429How doesn't he get confused which is which
any of you guys want this? You are free to come and settle.https://www.landsoflords.com/map/09318E26579N
>>695345>he thinks Ingerland is an actual entity>he thinks it isn't just dozens of brexit alts
I love Ingerland
I love Thule
it rains so much on ingerland what fucking shithole
>>695457Just like real Ingerland
>>695437too close to other domains, it says.
>>695457lets get the lightning rod so that it always rains
>>695471It always rains bro what's difficult to understand?
>>695367Which one? Futa is off limitI got raided and one of my gardener killed a Knight
hows it going buck? why did you pussy out again?
>found weirwoods next to an inactive playerOh shit should I go for it?
>>695528weirwood is a good addition if the spot is already decent, but I wouldn't bother if weirwood is the only notable thing there.
>>695520Has Ingerland actually done anything this war?
What is the point of carts? Wagons give better carriage, and you can use them without work horses.
>>695554how many pikemen have you had to replace this war bucky boy
>>695557Many professions can't use wagons.
>Accidentally enabled "sell now" and sold 1000 square meters of clay to XXXX
>>695562Cubic meters anon, cubic meters.
Do you guys keep a ploughman and farmer around, or retrain them as needed?
>>695576I make enough fields to keep them busy. Also, you lose equipment and experience when you retrain units.
>>695579I'm using a ploughman to create the fields to get good quality, will replowing the fields after harvest lower quality if a farmer does it?
I can't cancel this fucking prayer.
>>695580They won't be able to do it automatically
>>695580It is calculated as a building upgrade, if you have for example a 60% fallow and the farmer can plough a 30% field, the new field will have 50% quality.
>>695554We're the defenders, we don't need to have done anything.
>>695591Keep up anon, this is about Ingerland
What type of fuel is good and cheap so I can turn my high quality ore into at least medium quality ingots?
>>695617Beech is decent and cheap, but if you want ok quality and you don't have a coalmine set up a charcoal burner. One charcoal kiln produces enough to supply most shit.
>>695619How good is the input to output for charcoal?
>>695617Fire is super important for ore reduction, while ore quality isn't very important at all. Get a metallurgist with very high wisdom and upgrade the furnaces to save on the fuel costs.But to answer to question, coal gives the best quality, while high quality birch is probably the most economical option.
>>695617Because the coal market is so oversaturated, people are selling 50% coal at the cheapest possible price. Just order 0.11d coal and you'll receive it at 50% quality. That's how it works for a lot of oversaturated markets. Coal is all I burn now.
I dont know what to do in this game, just made my account
>>695582prayers are uncancelable>>695752the first step in a new hamlet would be looking at resources around you and figuring out how you can make cash on them
>>695752Start by extracting natural resources(lime,granite,clay etc) and selling to the market.Make sure to take note of other players layout when building your domain. Also, you can(and probably will) start another hamlet somewhere else, so it doesn't matter if you fuck up in your starting hamlet The only things that are really important are: use a lot of builders, learn how stats/skills work and settle in Nessos
>>695752here is a basic guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1NLYdfayuKVGvnW0pKxEbOesnSUJZYshoHoDgnqSirKs
>>695752If you want to join the anon group come to northern nesses somewhere in Ingerland. Otherwise just keep building around the area you started in.You can spawn new lords (up to 5, one a day) by going into your House page, then you can send them to places to settle new hamlets, and eventually liquidate the starting one if you find a place you want to relocate to fully.
Tournament starting soon
>>695814thank you for the very useful information anon, I'm glad I know where and when it is and who is hosting it
>>695822Greggswick arena, you can bring a horseman or borrow one from the archduchy.
One more contestant needed to start, wake up anons
>>695841I'm going camping
>>695843sounds nice, have a good camping trip
ayo what the fuck
How do walls work?
>>695881They keep people out
How long does it take for apple plants to grow enough to be harvested?
>>695899You can harvest the first growth after planting which can happen the next day or months. So plant dozens.
Duel tournament soon Gregswick arena
>>696008cope Dindu won 2nd round
heres the peace treaty bros. https://www.landsoflords.com/arm/org/12033/182110
>>696035So Thule cucked out ? Bunch of warriors...
>>696035what does it say? I cant read moonrune
>>696062Unpopular Opinion:Lotharingia and Ingerland should unite into one nation. Do we really both think these Ruskies represent our interests? They don't care about us just see us as puppets for their Imperial expansions. We should make peace and form an Alliance to cuck over Nordboar and Thule
>>696072>Ingerland and Lotharingia are enough to fight both Thule and Nordboarspoken like a true lotharingian. that's one reason we will never be allies, bucky-boy cuck. you are a total retard regarding strategy and diplomacy. I would tolerate noah's kid behaviour but not the retarded decisions he makes
>>696024have a (you) good sir
The future is bright bros
>>696141More Salt and Pepper content?
>>696062peace treaty and non-agression pact, also thule will help nordboar with some bs regarding the regalia or something like that
''I'm crashing this industry with NO SURVIVORS''-Grug Chuckus sends a message to Brick Factories Company
>>696079This post was brought to you by Emperor Osworth, fight your countrymen and support Slav imperialism!
>>696193Brick quality doesn't matter at all, you should make tiles.
>>696035>aggressors get help with regalia>ransacked lords receive no compensationWhat an absolute cuckout. I am not much of a manure king, but I think osworth deserves some.
>>696259ask for compensation stupid
>>696259Traditionally the aggressor is the one who has to offer reparations, and since Thule(and by extension Ingerland) started the war it only makes sense, no?
>>696259trust the plan2 more weeksinsider anon out
lmao at the people who praised thule to be some 5d chess masters when they turned out dumb as nordboar
>settlers get a bonus to skills todayfor what purpose
>>696309Makes starting a hamlet a little easier.
I just trained my first military unit. What are the rules of engagement? Can I send it to kill a settler in a hamlet that hasn't seen any player activity in over a month?
Buy sheep now, once the production is lowered because of the incoming update the price will skyrocket and you can resell at a premium
>>696395Yes, though they dont get much(any?) experience that way, only by taking damage do military units gain lots of experience.
>>696400don't damage your soldiers (and their armour) for xp, put them to upgrade housing with builder team instead for faster growth, barely makes a tiny difference quality wise
I’m just waiting for verification. What coordinates do I go to join glorious Ingerland? And what is the best way I could contribute to the greater good?
This is my lordship. I had planned to build a keep where the red arrow indicates. However, a keep must be adjacent to a wall, and a wall can only be built in the borough section of a domain (one of the circles). Where should I relocate my keep to?
>>696416Best way would be to expand as fast as you can so you can field the most troops
>>696417I'd reccomend building more housing and expanding before focusing on defences like a keep. There isn't neccesarily a bad spot for it yo u just need a lot more pop to extend your circles far enough to build walls there.
>pond has 20 fishing>build a boat>actually its 10 fishing now lolwhats the reason behind this autism?
>>696436The same happened to my seas. It seems that the moment you build fishing ships, the fishing bonus halves for no apparent reason.
>>696416come to https://www.landsoflords.com/map/10229E26401N instead of the main cluster, there is more space and resources available. I will teach you everything you need to know
Oh yes I am farmin
>>696491now you just need floyd
>>696417It seems a tad too far, my lordship with 6100 housing only gives 6 borough.
>Have a single unit growing garlic>Become associate of garlic company
So I started a second settlement with a second character. So I should take resources from my first settlement, put them on my lord, move them to my second settlement, drop them off, then the second character can take them and use them? How could I make my lord take resources I forgot. Also the settlements are neighbours so I should connect them with a road right? What was that doing again?
What is the most profitable tool to produce?
>>696674>So I started a second settlement with a second character. So I should take resources from my first settlement, put them on my lord, move them to my second settlement, drop them off, then the second character can take them and use them? How could I make my lord take resources I forgot. https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NLYdfayuKVGvnW0pKxEbOesnSUJZYshoHoDgnqSirKschapter A8, you can expect to lose around 10% of the stuff when you drop it>Also the settlements are neighbours so I should connect them with a road right? What was that doing again?Yes, the settlements will have to option to use the resources from the other settlements when you are doing work, building, etc. The rules are simple: partial buy is not allowed, the selling settlement has to have enough resources in stock for the option to appear. The buying settlement has to have enough money to buy the resources. When multiple neighbouring settlements have the resource, only the one with highest quality can sell.Keep in mind that doing this adds some carriage work, which can greatly increase building time if you are dealing with heavy materials, like stone for example. You can also disable sales of a particular resource by unticking the "available on local market" checkbox on the resource's page.
>>696676The tool market can be very volatile, but pliers are usually a safe bet. They are rather cheap to produce, while the demand is constantly high.
I just joined your game. My carpenter is making ladders. You can never have enough ladders right?
>>696700make him build streets instead
>>696700Don't bother with ladders until you can make ~60% quality, the market below that is oversaturated. Vegetables, however...
I really want to get into this game but I can't find any decent guides or video tutorials and the ui is difficult to handle, where do I start?
>>696713A guide was posted 4 posts above yours
where are the lewd tickets?
>>696702I didn't see that option but I'll see if I can move him somewhere he can build a street next.
>>696674construction resources are too heavy to be transported. a lot of the time it's just better to sell stuff in your producing domain, buy gold metal and transport that, then sell it wherever you need the cash
>>696710He's doing a road extension, if I get any more settlers I'll put them on veggies
>>696072hu caresjust secure big bong and then quit the game foreveror at least until the next server restart so we can have a bunch of people who know wtf they are doingand maybe then we can start a faction that is big enough to compete with the discordniggers
What is the objective of this game? I am actually really interested in this but I just don't understand what is the final goal
We're all going to make it bros
>>696744If we can't win this iteration we'd never be able to. There's a cap on domain size so time is on our side, even if other groups get a head start in the long run we'd be equal to them especially since we are quite large in terms of number of active players.
>>696750constant thing, no final goalyou're supposed to enjoy the wars and battles, contacts with neighbours, managing economy
the absolute state
I've been gone for 4 days. did anything happen?
>>696783>Nordboar excludedAgain? Why is Gurdsson always used as a tool?
How long does it take for a domain of a person that has not logged in to the game to disappear? He's been gone for a month and a half now, and his domain is still there with a single settler and his lord in there.
>>696801I think it is random.
>>696783More to kill and subjugate for us then
Automated ploughman only ploughs fallows, right? But which option is it?
>>696833the one that shows the picture of a fallow :^)
>>696833>Automated ploughman only ploughs fallows, right? But which option is it?"Ploughed field" will plough a fallow field to a ploughed field."Ploughing" is just "repairs" the field (makes its hp bar go to 100%). You don't need to automate this because the ploughed field action includes this.
>>696828we got a non-agression pact that will last for 3 months iirc
>>696844>that will last for 3 monthsSure friend, sure
>>696828Is that happening before or after we're made to suck Thule's cock?
>>696882Did you delete everyone except the lord?
>You can tab and shift tab to switch between your lordsDear god this is going to save so much time with my guest workers
hey buckboy, I know you are browsing the thread, do you even know what buck means? you seem to be proud of being a nigger closeted homosexual. but maybe just being a murican, that makes sense too
>>696889would you prefer to zucc nordboar's gock instead?
>>696912Yes, at least they're northerners, even if retarded
>>696914Speak for yourself buck cuck
>>696914>even if retardedlmao, gurdsson and buck are straight up brain dead, I legit pity etolia that is kinda stuck with them now
>>696783Grug please post a cringe comment under there, its still not locked
>Streets get paved roads at six houses>Except for intersections which get paved roads at five houses
>>696926Etolia has proven to be retarded by sticking with them. No pity for the (soon) dead
>>696713Brute force it like me. I didn't know jack shit this thread educated me.
>>696941do it Grug, you are a true man of our people and you have our support
ah shit bros. I think jannies got me. I am getting alerts of range ban even when not posting picturesITS OVERt.Grug
>>696901In pop list click on the clock to jump straight to location
>>696713there are video guides in the help section
>>696969those are almost useless. Just ask questions here and in the forums and this will help you.
>>696944>Etolia invaded by Thule>Retarded for sticking with the only faction that was willing to defend them
>>696973>get threatened with invasion>ohshitwhatdoido>join up with the retard gang that only retards would joinBuck is a fag, nothing will change that and you can't even blame him for it. Etolia chose it willingly, so they are even more braindead.
>>696981>Be Ingerland>Attacked by Buck>Nordboar starts supporting the attack>Daddy Vargr comes to the rescue>peace treaty gets signed>Ingerland gets jack shit while Nordboar gets a regalia from Thule FOR FREEKEKED
>>696981>Etolia gets told that they have to join Thule>Wants to remain independent and be friends with Ingerland and everyone else in the north>Thule invades anyway>Oh shit what do we do>Ask Lotharingia for help>Lotharingia agrees and goes south to fight Thule>Fights a bunch but Lotharingia is unable to prevent them being force vassalized>Etolia disbands the duchy to escape the vassalization and forms a federation>With Ingerland becoming the focus of the war they successfully avoid being vassalized a second time >Now remains with the only two factions that were willing to do anything to help themhmm yes I wonder why
>>696984>no mention of Etolia in the peace treaty terms>Nordboar outside of Lotharingia are absent from the Etolia defensive pactEtolia are absolutely getting fucked and the regalia is probably Vargr's way of paying off Nordboar so they don't intervene.
>>696996giga copeEtolia wanted independence and they preserved it. Meanwhile Ingerland did not win ANYTHING in this war. The only thing we got is hostile relations with our neighbours and Thulean troops in the capital
>>696996>big empire can't even conquer tiny little collection of players with basically no military>n-next war they'll die for sure!
>>696998the only real winners of this war are Nordboar because now they are getting another High Nobility regalia for fucking free
>>697002And you guys still don't think that the Russians orchestrated this whole conflict from day 1 to further their own causes. Lotharingia was finally driven into Nordboar arms and Ingerland decides to kowtow even harder for Thule protection. Even their fucking peace agreement is in Cyrillic
>>697007I am starting to believe that. This is why I'm proposing an alliance between Ingerland,Etolia and Buck. Because none of us are Russian and are getting used for Ruskie interests
>>697007Lotharingia has always done their own shit, they have been "in Nordboar arms" for so many times and will break off as soon as possible.Ingerland is at a point where it can protect itself. The players just need more experience and thats what Thule is used for.The agreement being in slav is cringe, but its between Nordboar and Thule, so who cares.
>>697009Don't bother, there are too many Thuleposters in this thread playing pretend. You should send letters in game to various parties and leaders or discuss it instead.
>there is beekeeping in this game but not mead makingI loved making mead in dwarf fortress
>>697014>Game is medieval economy>Has potatoes and tomatoes and all sorts of new world fruitREEEEEEEEE
>>697002I am the real winner of this war.
>>697009I can get behind a alliance between ingerland and etolia, but Buck is as retard as it gets, there's no salvation to that man
wtf bros why can't I build a wooden castle? everything is green check markedhttps://www.landsoflords.com/map/09476E27083N
>>697027nvm fixed it
>>697026w-why did he do it bros?
>Resources>Seafood>Fish is the only thing thereWhat's the point in having a subcategory for it
>>697034why do you think we call him Admeme?
>this city walks up and slaps your village's asswhat do, /vst/?
>>697032pm'd you the fix ;)
>Vidamy needs 6 vassalsguess I'm building another hamlet then before I become an imperialist
how old is samoa?
>>697037how do people enter this area?
>>697056>>697037Holy shit why are big cities so soulless? Slum towns have more SOVL than this shit wtf
How do I get my guys to always auto produce things separately? Do I just have one of them create the resource and have the other guy work on it another hour so they get different hourly checks?
>>697062What kind of production chain are you thinking of? Auto actions work as long as the resource is available.
we just can't stop winning, fishbros
>>697064Sorry I should have clarified. I mean if I have a building like a tilery and two workers can create tiles separately, how do I get them to do that automatically.
>>697068based fellow fishchad
>>697069Most buildings only allow one action at a time, but some upgrades unlock more. For tillery, you will need to two kiln upgrade to be able to produce two things separately. Or you can just make a team from the two guys(drag one onto the other and select incorporate), then if the team leader starts an auto action, the others will join in.
>>697068How many fishermen do you have fellow fisherbro?Me only 3 at the moment.
>>697069Build a second tilery
>>6970831 at the moment but still earn lots of money
>>697081I already have a two kiln. I want them to make tiles separately on auto actions.
Why is making an apple orchard so expensive?Why is 25 kg of 0 quality apples costing me 900 shekels?
>>697062some production building allow more than one workers working on eparate proyects the same time but some dont. if the building has upgrades, it usssualy means that th lower forms llow only one guy worgking, but the upgrdes allow for more (mall workshops=1 guy, medium= guys, big=three guys)
I'm convinced this thread is stupider than me.
>>697115not suprising considering this game is like digital crack
>>697105Because they're off season and every villager in the world wants fucking apples
Just trained a comedian. the fuck can I do with him?
>>697135You can make him perform
>>697135Make fishing boats.
If anybody needs comedian service for free send me a letter.t.Grug Chuckus
>>697099They won't do that. They all make a huge pile on the one tile production run. So make more tileries or manually have them start separate runs while you're awake.
>>696926etolia is the same age as them. Same as river. its literally an alliance of zoomers
>>697171>an alliance of zoomersIn a boomer game. Best memes are written by life itself
>>697056I like the little production area in the bottom left that has no way inside. Based City anon trapping serfs for life
>>697056I think they just get catapulted in and they're never allowed to leave.
All I do is play this game
>>697306Yeah I try to limit myself to once a day but I keep checking
>>697306Do some exercises
I still find it very funny that Lotharingia had an army advantage in their pearl harbor by a huge margin yet still failed horribly
>>697333buck said the emperor of tilea laughed at him for failing so badly
Lotharingia is collapsing...https://www.landsoflords.com/arm/org/13552/183500
>X sells for 80>Hmmm I think I'm going to dump 3000 and sell them for 20Why do people do this
>>697451Takes too long to sell so you lower the price.
>Be Mark Brexit>Find regalia>Thinking how to protect it>In thread says that Thule strong>Join Thule>All neighbors now against you>Thule army cannot destroy even domain with 10 walls>Make shameful peace with enemies>Don't even include you in peace negotiationslmao
>>697037How do you make diagonal walls?
>>697463best part is how its written in Russian so neither can Mark or Buck understand anything lmao
>>697068>Tfw you have fishing boats but no good fishermen have joined
>>697478Good fishermen are rare. Best I gotten was 68% relevancy
Ingerland isn't even really bound to that treaty,
>be Grug>life expectancy is 1564 days>duel very much>life expectancy now down to 1307 daysbros...
>Admin goes on an entire rant in a fifty-word, zero-like thread about XXXX>Didn't give my well-thought-out, nine hundred word, fifteen like suggestion with multiple images even a single comment
>>697485>we will actually get to see Grug die within our lifetimeNice.
>>697486Autobuy improvement? Well, it's objectively better than what we have AND it requires some work on admin part. Can't have that.>captcha DX DAYIt tries to say something
I can only imagine what kind of teenager would play a game like this
>>697494I'm thirty years old and this is my favorite game. Go back to CoD, zoomer.
>>6974632 more weeksTrust the plan
how to kill a family member?
Grug Chuckus if he realhttps://files.catbox.moe/7kzjsr.png
>>697502why post a link to an image instead of an image on an imageboard
>>697503Grug got banned for posting too many sojacks.
>>697502>One retard in my village built a round house
>>697503>>697504>>697505Post your lords brehshttps://toonme.com/
>>697506>App store>Google playNo thanks, I don't use a faggot phone.
>>694123Бoг yничтoжит тeбя, тyпoй гeй-мoнгoл.
>>697513Are you retarded? There is a big blue upload button
>>697506>there are women in Ingerland who don't want to marry thisExplain yourself, harlots.>>697516The UI is positively retarded on fullscreen browser, so I can't really blame him.>fucking spinning text around the buttonThere is not enough rope in the world for all the web monkeys that need it.
>>697506Why did it give him a small beard?
>>697485>grug thinks he is going to make it past august 13th
>>697519Bottom right = crackhead
Construction team, assemble! Give me a roofer right now, game.
>>697505As-salamu alaykum, brother.
>>697486At the beginning of LoL7, Admin did not respond to the particular thread for a long time, until it had over a hundred likes and 3k views. His reply was even worse, so you got off quite easy, buddy.
Today in my second day of playing LOL I took a break from building ladders to pull a jackpot lever and won 1000 'tickets'.I decided to convert half of them into money and my new wages bill instantly blew out my economy from a tidy surplus to a massive deficit kek.
>>697625>I decided to convert half of them into moneyThe fool!Boosting resource harvest/construction would give you a lot more.
Any cartographers around? When's the next map of Ingerland coming along?
>game wanted me too buy five star oak in Kaldorliterally why. wouldn't that cost like 1 million or something?
>>697626Just wait until your peasants hear about the wages in my hamlet. Soon they will all be here making ladders!
>>697628Don't you mean the next map of Thule?
>>697684What does it mean?
Is saltpeter harvesting similar to hives and farms in that you need to wait 7 days after you've harvested one? I've got a domain with 4 mines so I'm wonder if it's worth going for.
>>697699>Is saltpeter harvesting similar to hives and farms in that you need to wait 7 days after you've harvested one? yes>I'm wonder if it's worth going for.It is also very weather sensitive, I have ~10 places to harvest saltpeter from, but my worker is mostly just standing around, waiting for better temps.
>>697702share your worker with the rest of us, he will have work more often and he earns some cashmoney
NOOOOO MISS BREXIT WHO AM I GONNA BLAME NOW NKFOFOFODODODOSKDKDKSJSJDJDJDJDSNOOOOOOO F F F F F
INGERLAND ITS OVER
>>697710>>697709Don't make me anime_girl_questionmark you.
>>697702Nevermind I just saw the temperatures, doubt its going to get much warmer now so its probably a waste of time in northern Nesos
So the coup was a success after all
>>697726he stepped down, read the ticket he made
>Brexit gave the crown to someone that's even more of a Thule lapdog than himselfCivil war when?
>Sell out to Thule>Immediately step down and instate someone loyal to Thule as rulerI'm glad I didn't join Inger"land", or as I like to call it: Thule's Bitchland
>>697738Who do you think pushed him to do it originally?
>samefagging this hard
>>697739It was me.
>>697739I did.t. Defson
>>697739No it was me
>>697748>>697749>>697750No you retards, I did.
fuck nordboarfuck etoliafuck riverfuck lotharingiafuck everyone elseThere is no """"north"""", only Ingerland
>>697760This. Our Northern neighbors are too short-sighted to work with us. I cheered for Bercy well after he died but now the idea of Northern solidarity is broken thanks to Lotharingia and Nordboar marching their armies for myopic and unreasonable geopolitical goals. So I say, fuck all Northmen who aren't Ingerlish.
i just got a 20 Ch settler in my village, what i can do with him?
>>697748>>697749>>697750>>697752it's all me btwt. Brexit
MISS BREXIT NONONONONONONONONONKOOOOOOO
Hey fags, now that miss brexit stepped down, can I come back into le sekrit club?
>>697771sure, come to greggswick on aug 13
>>697767upgrade to towncut off benisfug "her"
>>697767can be a groom if WI is also decent
Good morning shitheadsHow is your manure today?
the primacy is in need of parishes. please contact your local independent priest and demand that they become a vassal of primate benis today
>>697792not good enough
Is brewing worth getting into?
>>697883It's all right, more so if you have locally sourced barley
>>697894I grow barley to feed my pigs so I guess why not
Does exhaustion lower the quality of work, or does it only make it take longer?
>>697907a unit's skill decrease as they get more tired so they'll have lower quality and it will take longer
How do you transfer military from a territorial to a temporal title?
>>697907exhaustion decreases skillsskills affect work speed, increasingly around zero. if you drop from 20 to 0 for example, work time will be increased by ~20%
>>697921Buy the barracks with your temporal title, and have the units retrain on the barracks. It's not a full retraining, takes only 5 minutes or so. You must have positive migration for the option to appear however, so either wait for it or delete a unit.
>>697907>>697923Also if it reaches 0% it decreses their lifespan
>>697726>new archduke is some fag that's active in thule's discordBased. Бoжe, блaгocлoви Tyлe
>brexit giving over the archduchy to his altwhat's going to happen bros? is it because some huge change is about to happen and brexit doesn't want people associating it with him but an "another person"?
>>698004brexit is admin
>some nigger is doing a embargo on gold orefucking why
>>698012To fuck with all the big players that rely on smelting.
>>698016based beyond belief
>>698016>saying that while the only function of that char is to mine gold like a parasitestop being such a jew goose
>>698007I guess we could have scared him into stepping down with the theories that he is the admin, this idea went public and he has to lower attention
Gold smelters get the rope
>>698016>big playersa blast furnace takes 2 hours to buildplus, big players probably have 100s of tons of gold ore stocked up. anyway, you can just do silver.
>>698061this actually makes sense because that matter has been discussed recently (how archduchy was buffed, relic spawn in Ingerland etc) and brexit stepped down shortly after.there's also a possibility of Grug having concrete evidence and blackmailing brexit for his rise to more power
>>698068grug is admin
>>698068>>698061Brexit shilled the first thread. He works for the Admeme
>>698067I guess I'm a bigboy then, I stocked about 1k gold ore and I'm at around 400 right now, occasionally listing new buy orders for not more than 42 shekels each, sometimes it gets sold to me. I have moved my smelting from gold to silver and lead mostly
Where is Rengar from?
>mfw the ingame wiki is in frog
>>698148Use google translate extension
>>698152I do use, just wanted to point out that french is a waste of time
What's the main use for lead? I have tons of it and no way I can sell as much as I produce, thought that might as well find a way to use it.
>>698176main use is to build houses
>>698185Why would I build houses with lead?
>>698187Since its the best material that gives highest quality
>>698190thank you for the accurate answer kind sir
The current Sneed isn't even Gendry the chancellor but a double. The Real Gendry was killed several days ago by Futahypermorph's firing squad of archers. Wake up sheeplets
>>698176certain buildings require an ungodly amount of lead
>>698200which ones for example?
>>698203church type buildings for example. ask benis how much he spent on lead.
>>698185I thought you could only use lead for cathedrals and other big works
>>698216You can use it for shitty streets too for small boost in quality plus its cheap
Remember when we had a wedding? gud timbs. Let's have another one goys!
>>698255Comfy and closefriendsonly-pilled. These days we can barely fit in one building with people standing in the outside area.
>>698255Brexit's hat looks something between a log of shit and a shoe
>>698280its Andy Sixx's Log of Shit
>>698280Came out of Vargr's asshole
>Gendry becomes the Archduke>Does not comment on it allbruh
>>698290it's called dictatorship. you are under the leader onconditionally, or get sieged by the archduchal army. You peasant don't need information
>>698290We had a post in the brotherhood
>>698297Okay I will start a rebellion then.
>>698297go back to discord, thule cocksucker. Ingerland demands a speech from the new archduke or we start planning a coup soon.
>>698298Gendry needs to tell the people of Ingerland his vision and give his thoughts on the matter. He needs to speak to us.
>>698301>>698299go ahead dumb newfags, you will learn this the hard way
>>698297>>698303Dictatorfag was present in previous threads as well. Who is he, fellow Ingerlishmen? inb4 he is actually Sneed and we'll end up rebelling against him at some point.
>>698303KYS Thulean shill. What King is he if he doesn't speak to his vassals?
>>698307open archduchy page and look who is Ingerland under. hint: it's Thule. post your ingame name and say that again pidaras
Brexit quit because Thulean discord trannies drove him mad. I seen many people on 2CH saying how Thuleans are insufferable cunts on their discord.
>>698312KYS Thulean shill. What King is he if he doesn't speak to his vassals?-Grug Chuckus
>>698297I understand my liege. Sorry for questioning you.
Vargr Osworth lurked our early threads and told us we will become his vassalhttps://arch.b4k.co/vst/search/username/tsar%20of%20slavs/
>>698314he is the manager of ingerland archduchy with a fancy hat that belongs to Thule. you will receive a gift soon, Grug Chuckus.
Tilea awaits those who hate Thule :]
>>698321Better yet you can join Roma. Come home Northern man.
>>698290>>698298>>698299>>698301>>698303>>698306>>698307>>698312>>698314>>698316>>698319>>698320these are all me btw I'm trans
Hyperion ambassador of 4channel here. We are sorry for the misunderstanding that was at the start of server, we would like to apologize and offer you a gift of 1000oz of gold to whoever settles in Krytos as act of goodwill. we are not as incompetent as Thule and we care about our vassals instead of dragging them to war without compensation.
Noah since you are online and lurking right now what are your future plans for Lotharingia and Norf in general? Can you give us more info on this?
>>698327They're more like Nordboar with their military blunders
>>698328i wont give you any intel on that. lets just say boston will be start of new "event"
>the amount of politicking, propaganda, and disinfo in this threadBest thread on /vst/ right now
>>698325>gift>but first suck our dicks lmao
remembering that we could easily revolt and Thule would be helpless against it. Tilea would be a threat, but time is in our favor
>>698337why would we revolt when we have Thule? they protect us and ask for nothing in return.
>>698337Yup. Its just matter of time before the small lords get 15k population and muster an army big enough. Thulean troops have a huge distance penalty and offensive wars are impossible.
>>698340Stop trying to dive us Chechyna
>>698337that's why Thule dragged us into the war - to sever the ties of Ingerland and other norf people so it would be harder to ally with them in case of revolt. we need to establish relations with Lotharingia and Nordboar again and they will probably help us
>>698339then they will not mind protecting us when we are independent?
>>698358independence is not what a loyal vassal would do. you learn a lot and gain protection under Thule, no need to leave
>>698354>Thule dragged us into the warYou mean Lotharingia dragged us into it by attacking us.>we need to establish relations with LotharingiaNoah is a retard who wages war against domains thrice his size.>and NordboarGurdsson isn't the martyr of the North we thought him to be. He's just a warmongering moron.In the end, there is only Ingerland.
ITT people not in ingerland pretending to be in ingerland
>>698358The deal was we remain a loyal vassal.>>698354Lothringia attacked us even though you were neutral. We were not dragged into the war.
>>698339that's my point. there's no reason to revolt, but in any deal in the norf Ingerland have leverage over Thule, They don't have the option to ignore our demands. at this point, as time goes on, our position gets better and better
This fucking nigger
>>698364the attack on Etolia guaranteed that the retard buck would retaliate somehow and "luckily" he was idiot enough to attack Ingerland in return. he played right into Thule's hand as expected and ruined his relations with Ingerland forever. it benefited neither Ingerland nor any other norf nations, only Thule
>>698255Nostalgic screenshot. How the times has changed.
Thule shills working hard today
>>698365nobody is pretending, but just blatantly saying they are from another faction
>>698373we found Dindus father
>>698354>Lotharingiakek, impossible>that's why Thule dragged us into the war - to sever the ties of Ingerland and other norf people so it would be harder to ally with them in case of revoltthis have a very high possibility of being true. hence why Ingerland should demand Thule to stop any expansion in the norf.>>698367>The deal was we remain a loyal vassal.and we will remain, however, to be Thule's bitch wasn't part of the deal. Hence why Ingerland should demand Thule to stop any further expansion in Nessos. If they refuse that's on them. If they continue to expand our position will only get worse
>>698378it's just ~3 Ingerland anons shitposting retard
>>698383Thule is based in Nessos. Why do you want them to stop expanding? Maybe I should tell you to stop breathing?
>>698374You are wrong. It benefited Nordboar because they are getting a free high nobility regalia
>>698386my mistake, i mean the northern part of Nessos( should have clarified)
>>698383so we should wait for Tilea to expand there first and gain influence. when the empires clash, it would benefit us if Thule had a better foothold in the Norf instead of Tilea having it. >>698387also Thule is gifting the regalia so that Nordboar is definitely not going to gang up on Thule, it's the best kind of deal for Nordboar that Tilea wouldn't possibly even offer.Thule grooming the boars
>>698392Imagine if Nordboar takes the Regalia and attacks Thule anyway kek.
>>698392gang up on Thule with Tilea*. they wouldn't work together (although theres a slight chance they would if falling under Thule is the alternative and Tilea guarantees independence in the region), rather stay neutral but just not clash with Tilea for a while to drive Thule away
>>698395it's possible that Nordboar is that retarded regarding longterm strategy and gets eaten up by Tilea later anyway, no contract will stop Tilea when they have a stronger presence
Is he right or wrong, gentlemen?
>>698402I see our archduke in this screenshot
>>698402hello archduke, I wish you well
>>698392I agree with you. Now, Thule's protection will be useful until we're prepared to deal with other threats. if Thule act retarded in (northern) Nessos we can demand them to stop it. It's important to note that Vargr is in a race against time, this being the reason of the rushed attack on Etolia. If they don't manage to achieve something else in Nothern Nessos, Ingerland will always have the upperhand in agreements
>>698405the attack on Etolia gave Thule 2 things mostly: knowledge of how norf reacts (disclosure of diplomatic relations), and ruining of any small potential of Ingerland having Lotharingia and Nordboar as allies/vassals in the future to drive out Thule in case we wanted independence. They will groom Nordboar into being semi-friendly because of a deal, drive out Tilea at some point and then eat up Nordboar. If Tilea were to establish influence and drive out Thule, it would eat up Nordboar. in any case there are going to be grilled boar in onion marinade
>>698402who are these people?
>>698407trogdor is feed and seed the other guy is a random discord thule
>>698408arborea is a tilean homo, owner of Boston in fact. our neighbor basically
>>698412Damn he's squatting just north of Lotharingia. He really is our neighbor. Let's burn it down sometime.
>>698415soon, my brother
>>698402So this is where Gendry the faggot is. Instead of adressing Ingerlish men hes talking to trannies on discord
>>698419maybe he's autistic and tries to write a long text for us right now
>>698419He's just busy with his daily pouding session with Vargr and Batya
Ensburry would have been a better Archduke
>post in thread that Thule are useless and create problems>100 posts about Tilea appear instantlylmao
>>698430read the past 40 posts
>>698430>discussion of long-term strategy regarding all factions>nooo not my tilearinos, cant mention them
I need weapons for my growing army. Send me your arms.t.Grug Chuckus
>>698433which type of weapons do you need my friend?
>>698434>give grug weapons>he vassalizes youserves you right, dummy
>>698434Give him whatever has a pointy end. I'm sure Grug could figure out what to do with that.
>>698367Lotharingia attacked you precisely because you were Thule's vassal. There would be no reason to do so otherwise, Thule just keeps fearmongering to keep you in line while they are the primary reason you get dragged into conflicts.
>>698441An independent inquiry commissioned by Sneed's Feed and Seed(formerly Gendry) has determined that Archduke Sneed Feed and Seed(Formerly Gendry) is the most qualified at being Archduke. All hail Thule!
all hail Thule
you are going to get sieged in the winter noobs
>>698464your neighbor, it will be a surprise ;)
>>698462Our god emperor Vargr Osworth will not allow it.
Grug dropping knowledge bombs
>>698466yeah guys trust the plan, soon we will get these wretched tilean cunts amirite
>>698467tldr? I don't visit /v/ or /tv/
>>698484what the fuck is happening here?
>>698486Lotharingia sending military advisors to train the fledgling military of Punching Bears. Nothing much else to see here.t. Defson
>>698488glad to see our Ingerland nobles having good relations with Lotharingia, maybe one day we will all get along!
AHAHAHTHULE BUILDS DOMAINS IN THE NORTH TO KEEP INGERLAND IN ETERNAL VASSAL SLAVERYAHA HA AH
>>698520And that's a good thing. I love Thule. I love Vargr.
whats this bros? salt march?https://www.landsoflords.com/map/09590E27191N
>>698520so it's Ingerland between it and Thule? great, this will be my easy vassal after we revolt
>>698527Grug I'm pretty sure that isn't a salt marsh.
>>698528>>698530What can I use ice for
>>698528Just french worldbuilding.
Serves you faggots right for joining Ingerland, or "Nigeria" as I like to call it, to begin with.
Why go with Vargr when you can go with his holiness Dubh? t. your favorite Tilean
>Grug made another hamletthe hamlet spam never ends
>>698223Just checked. Maybe you meant streets but I can't use lead for housing.
>>698557lead is glazing material
I always demand for a lewd ticket once I wake up. Why the fuck nobody made one yet?
>>698573Ossman please just ask Cybille to marry you. Don't be scared just bee yourself approach her and let the magic happen.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/KVTMyg6x7V4f/Noah Buck if you are lurking I suggest you watch a nice little video about your ancestry
>>698603The absolute state of Thulean posting
>>698605>>698606Nordboar shills respond quick eh?
I'm sorry noah that we broke you, it was too much to do to a small boy...
>>698611>Noah out of nowhere>Nordboar out of nowhere>Arborea out of nowhereMindbroken
Ingerland are white supremacists, and guess what, they have sex with the sheep and each other. now how crazy is that
if we are farming (you)'s here already, can I have one too please?
>698624give me a (you) or I will vassalize your post
>>698628I will let you go this time, but make sure to not provoke any more offensive action
who are you replying to
to you, dummy
i never said anything about houses or rent
is this /gsg/
oh shit, anon actually did ithttps://www.landsoflords.com/map/08854E26408N
>>698643the land of afk lords
>>698574For the last time, it is never me in these threads
So how long until somebody attacks me and steals all my ladders?
>>698702Never. Admin removed the ability to loot items from stockpiles. Now looting in general is kinda useless.
Why does Noah look like a zombie
>>698704Thank the gods my ladders and award winning celery are safe.
>>698799Long reign the inbred duke sneed and feed
Medium nobility has a minimum amount of vassals of nine, but every form of low nobility can only have six vassals max. How do you form medium nobility?
>>698809Towns can have 3 village or hamlet vassals and lordships can have lordship vassals.
>>698809Six direct vassals. Vassals can have vassals too; five direct vassals plus a lordship vassal with three vassals equals nine vassals (plus one because you count as one vassal).
>>698809Total vassalsIf a medium nobility has 2 lordship vassals that each have 6 village vassals that counts as having 15 vassals (it includes the main org itself), not 2.
Why is Sneed in charge of Ingerland and not Mark? Can someone give me a quick rundown on what happened?
>>698874join the brotherhood retard
>>698874Coup happened. Now stop asking stupid question and enjoy your new duke.
>>698874Did you think that we were just shitposting about the coup?
>>698879>enjoy your new dukeI am in the middle of a desert. Mark was never my duke nor archduke.
This shit would never happened if Ingerland joined Tilea.
>>698887You should join Roma then. Roma is one of the oldest and most highly respected organizations in these lands. While other nations have perished to the test of time, the Roman people have stood strong and united, surviving the greatest of challenges against all odds. As a Roman citizen you will be presented with a vast array of opportunities to participate in the military and political structure of the Empire. A multitude of positions exist among the senate and legions, and any talented individual can find themselves in the highest ranks of our organization provided that they devote themselves to the Roman cause.It is my sincerest hope that one day we may fight side by side as brothers, bringing Roman civilization to foreign, barbaric lands.
>>698897Roma is the dog of Tilea, you made your secret pacts with it we know what land little of the land you can only expand in. That is only Hyperion or Nessos. Set foot here and you will be forced to taste our sour steel.
>>698897I am going too join Roma and civilize the norf.
See you all in a week when I become Big Brick on Kaldor
>>698965Yeah go back to discord.
lewd ticket is out
>>699091Post a link with it you dumm.https://www.landsoflords.com/arm/lord/932/185297
>>699091Didn't know the chinese were such big coomers.
How long does it take for XXXX prices to rise again? My XXXX is only buying things for 24% of his listed values.
>>699178>24% of his listed values.wew. Mine was 65% two weeks ago and it is 72% now, with absolutely no use in between.
https://www.landsoflords.com/arm/lord/26/185421repeat after meTILEANTRANNIESALL DESERVE TO DIE
Cybille is a deranged sexual predator and needs too be eliminated
>>699239I want too post a really cringe reply too her ticket but my sense of shame won't let me :(
>thunderstorm>send whore out to pick walnutsyou gotta capitalize on the cool weather
>>699287If you turn your settler bros into trannies you deserve the rope.
>>699287I agree with >>699300. Dilate.
>>699300>>699301if you don't want your benis turned into a bagina then be born with better stats
Praise be to Baighon. Praise be to the one true god. Alhamdulillah.
going to greggswick to invade the keep and steal the archducal hat, you can't stop me
>>699354calm down Grug. you just have to ask for it, no need to invade
Is Urgos blessing worth it for digging? Or is it better to stick with Pro Zak?
>>699375If your domain is a digger i guess
>>693502Atheist/agnostic game devs adore the Christian aesthetic but despise/doubt the very concept of the Christian God. So, they either revert to neo-paganism and make fallible pantheons with humanizing traits, or they make a totally-not-Christianity knockoff.The dev of Stardew Valley is a great example of such developers. He made a psuedo-Christian religion, where God is called Yoba. Shane is a doomer atheist who's name apparently means "gift from yoba". He complains about it to you if you've married him, lol.
>>699388Or perhaps, the dev chose the low effort route and added a bunch of random gods that give different buffs. It's not like the game is historically accurate either
>>698470Anonymous Memetic Dueling, aka AMD graphics cards.
>>698467I am awed by the wisest men in Ingerland
wtf you all lied to me and told me grug was too retarded to upgrade beyond a hamlet, why does he have a lordship now?
>>699404he is being guided from the shadows
Whats the symbolism behind this?https://www.landsoflords.com/arm/house/4552
GRVG... I KNEEL
I want too become a pope in the game. how would I go about becoming one?
>>699410>a crown and two knivesit is the secret signal
>>699423https://www.landsoflords.com/help/res/relic:triregnyou need to steal this
>>699423You can't. Benis already gonna be a pope. You will have to kill him first.
>>699423Steal one of the two papal regalia from one of the current popes and get the required number of vassals.
>our Archduke is now a bigger discord tranny than Brexitcan it get worse than this?
>>699428oh that doesn't matter. I am going too be in Kaldor.
>>699437Roma welcomes you in Kaldor! Ask your nearest Roma lord if you can join him and we will help you get started
We should all thank Thule for saving us from Onion ImperialismTHANK YOU THULE OUR DEAR FRIENDS!!!!!!
>>699454thank you thule
new treaty broshttps://www.landsoflords.com/arm/org/14333/185718
we are on page 10 now goys, new thread >>699484>>699484>>699484
>>693417Shit game designed to squeeze you of dollars for premium