thread for bitching about why [INSERT RACE HERE] is overpowered, underpowered, and/or why only retards play it
zerg is overpowered
>>1519193>>1519191Filthy Protoss hands wrote these posts.
nah, im terran
>has BJ in her name>looks like she's given less BJs than the gookette on the leftis this that classic asian humor?
we are heretwitch.tv/feardragon64
why does he look so black?
he is black, you honky.
bros...
healthy prostate
>man pisses on food and desk>immediately posts it to the starcraft general
gook cum
leaks soon
did they ever reveal that 3rd faction
>>1520555developers can hide noise patterns in your screenshots, an invisible watermark that tells them who is posting verboten images
idc I can share to my bros if you guys don't post it somewhere
>>1520605bro you signed an nda..some of the balance can make laddering infuriating
Will inno ever play anything competitively agane
>>1520605You are not in an obscure secret lizard underground website, you are 100% being watched or in danger of being watched. I'm not saying don't post because I wanna see but take precautions
>>1520598>resaves as .jpgheh.... nothing personnel...
>>1520638seething pozzed giant employee
posted some stormgate gameplay on our secret board
are any of the old #/v/sc or /v/hamachi sc bros still around? mello, kletus, nigba, fosh, cube, boss... i miss you bros :(
>>1520789its not on that secret board. how many secret boards are there?
>>1521007its a secret
>>1521012ill never be in the cool kids club
To make StarCraft esports alive again you need to>disable all options that alter graphics, make everyone play on medium>disable all hotkey changes, make everyone play on default, or even better on classic>ban use of all rapid fire and increasing repeat rate in registryEU shitter Zerg problem fixed. Low number of Koreans playing fixed. Entry barrier fixed. Strategy is back.
BW NYC LAN
>>1521285twitch.tv/artosis
>>1521234none of these changes would do anything to make StarCraft esports alive again. If anything, it would just piss of those who got used to the changes.
challonge.com/StarCon_NYC_2023
twitch.tv/artosisARTOSIS IS GOING TO THE FINAL
how good were previous matches?
the artosis games were really close
https://tl.net/forum/viewpost.php?post_id=28089950gross~
>>1520178wtf is this
that's starcraft
ASL season 16 starts in 6 hoursIt's a pretty good group tonight too.
>>1522631Three of my favourite players, and Mong who I also like. Only bad thing is two of them are going to get knocked out, and it's probably going to be Leta and Mong unless we see an upset.
>>1522637Soma already experienced an upset in the qualifiers and Mini regularly chokes because of his unwillingness to play a safe, standard game. I agree that they're the favorites but an upset is absolutely on the cards.
>>1522631nyoken better cast it live
>>1522644Nyoken and Eonzerg according to liquipedia. Should be good.
>>1520178thats a nasty egg squirt >>1522647nicethey're better than online tastosis somehow
>>1522647everytime i listen to eonzerg i want to throw up. i'll try again tonight.
>>1522666For me it's worth it whenever he starts yelling about damaj
>>1522666You aren't a fan of vultoors and guleaths?
Are there still korea times on /v/ if I stay up late enough?
>>1522694Yes but I usually make them and won't be able to tonight so maybe not.They're also usually pretty quiet post-tastosis.
>>1522694yeah, unless janny is having a melty
>>1522697How quiet? 50posts or less quiet?
>>1522700Depending on the night less than 50 to a few hundred posts. I don't think I've had one get anywhere near bump limit.
>>1522702Damn, that sucks.
>>15226942 and half hours I think. Liquipedia fucked something up with their scripts so I don't have countdowns anymore.>>1522697If I remember and don't see a thread I'll make a budget version
I can't make it.... I have to go to bed....
>>1522768RIP. It's starting right now.https://play.afreecatv.com/dth03119/247781091
>>1522697>They're also usually pretty quiet post-tastosis.I'm not going to watch this shit twice and tastosis have interview subs... it's over guys. Maybe change korea time to tastosis premiere time
Just played every campaign back to back and it is really striking just how soulless and poorly written 2 is compared to 1, especially lotv onwards. The amount of, I don't know what to call it, I guess 'star wars influence' is atrocious
>>1522883I find the SC2 campaigns fun to play through. You just have to make sure to skip through all the dialogue and focus on playing the missions.
>>1522890Oh the campaigns are fun to be sure, I'm just talking about how incredibly off all the dialogue and story is. Or I guess how the atmosphere is what I'm mostly feeling, it does feel like a disney movie at times
>>1522897That garbage is all over the the coop too, Amon this, Amon that. All the races are friends, no one is scared of the super hybrid guy. Fan fiction writers probably would have done a better job.
5 hours until ASL group b
>calm rain seacomfy time
>>1522697>Post-tastosisIt hurts me too much to engage with starcraft without them bros.
so this is the bw pvz...
I sir can flex. You sir can flex? I sir can flex you sir can flex.
>ONLY FLASH CAN BEAT PROTOSS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoInIC6fYR0&t=3312s
2400 MMR
4 hours until ASL group c
this guy casting with nyoken is a pervert i know your end, pervert
you guys watch any BW streamers?
oh boy, this group c
>>1520178Heyy, that's the same keyboard I use! Yours looks cleaner than mine though.
>>1524460why don't you use a gamer keyboard?
killer is not making it past round of 24 but good for him
>>152479816* im dumb
this new guy casting with nyoken gives me the willies he sounds like if you took a spider and gave it the ability to speak, even the way you can hear him skittering his spider claws on the keyboard to hit push to talk is extremely freaky and spider-likehe also has autism
>>1525204Are you talking about Diggity? Diggity is old school. Like before Artosis went to Casting Diggity and Moletrap would cast BW.
>>1525204if you're talking about eonzerg, i agree. he sounds like peter's first boss from family guy too, really throws me off.
WOW UNDERSCORE? MEOW WOW.Protoss ape.
Didn't /vst/ relegate this as a gook clicker?
>>1525549"gook clicker" simply implies that the poster is too shit at the game to compete and wants handicap modes
I only watch artosis' stream for the gucci mario erotica
Fuck ladder and esports, embrace co-op.
where are the casts tastosis you HACKS
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banned for what
I don't even know they didn't link a replyprobably some /sp/ shit
i'm always drinking too much and making a problem for the modsbut its mainly their fault for banning us from vtits actually my life mission to drink too much and make a problem for the mods >;33
how long does it take to be able to make sure you're always producing shit as terran especially in the middle of micro
1 year
guys catz and the tranny are making a game, starcraft is saved https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/starlancestudios/zerospace
money laundering
This shit looks like AIslop
coomable, that means this game will be good
>>1527126stormgate looks sick
>>1527126I like both Grant and Catz, so I hope it does well enough.
>>1527126>male lead doesn't look like a homo>it's actually a male lead >hot chicks side characters with clear angel/devil dichotomyverynicedog.jpg
>>1527126It 100% is
middle guy looks like a ben affleck
ourguy is ontwitch.tv/husky
the ASL patreon is such a scam it almost makes me want to resubscribe to it
she's finally back
>>1527415explains why he looks like he's dying
>>1527734eastern european jewish genetics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UBGRUr0F0I
Do you skip ads watching ASL?
>>1527126I thought it was Tasteless in the middle when I saw the miniature
>>1527766Yo, this season we don't have that ad with gangnam style dude and the twink fuckboy. Guess the ad money to buy the heavy hitters run out.Also, cute cat, translator-kun. Tell Tastosis to put it up as one of the incentives for your patreon and you will get a couple more grand for your gig, I bet.
poor mong
i skip ads and used to skip interviews/the lil games theyd do, but now i only skip ads
>>1528296one day his perseverance will be rewarded, hes made it to every ASL except season 10 so its clear that hes good enough. just needs to clean up his TvZ
Do you think they can name the units?
anonchama, that's /ourgirl/
>>1528663brutal mogging
upload the dang vod nyoken you pencil necked geek
>>1519191It takes 250 Science Vessel energy to beat a Defiler.
why are you watching nyoken+random turd worlder who sounds like shit? tastosis may not be the brightest individuals, but their voices aren't grating.
>>1528663They all participated the Starcraft University that was being held on Afreeca 2 years back. They were all coached by pro players. Except for Cadenzie. I am pretty sure she was in her home country at the time.
why is asl only bo1s... should be bo3s like gsl
>>1529117so protoss and zerg players can do their stupid cheeses and all-ins and feel good about themselvesthe entire tournament scene is rigged just to make flash lose because they're salty. and he still wins
4 hours until ASL group e
>>1529117It's only bo1s for the first round. They get more games later.
this season is fucking kino so far, bros
>>1529096i didn't like eonzerg for the first couple of casts but he grew on me
ok so is Cadenzie a tranny or notI don't normally think every girl is a tranny but I don't trust you guys
worse, she's a sc*t
>>1529338I know she's competed in women's only tournaments in Korea and I'm not sure how welcoming they would be of trannies to them.Feel free to do your own research on the topic. I'm yet to find any definitive proof and if she is a real girl then you'll probably have to find a birth certificate to prove it beyond all doubt.
>>1529338shes a nuhalf
I know she's a real woman because she has low iq
marubros..twitch.tv/rotterdam08
post the proposed balance changes
TERRANCyclone Cost reduced from 150/100 to 125/50 Tech Lab requirement removed Health reduced from 120 to 100 Armor reduced from 1 to 0 Supply cost reduced from 3 to 2 Auto attack range increased from 5 to 6 Auto attack damage/attack speed now 11 (+2 vs armored), 0.491 cooldown Lock On now uses Cyclone auto attack damage (+1 damage per weapon upgrade, no longer ignores armor) Lock On no longer has a delay before first shot, and maintains weapon cooldown between lock ons Lock On cooldown removed Lock On cast range reduced from 7 to 6 Lock On max range reduced from 15 to 9 Multiple Cyclones will now auto-cast Lock On onto the same target Mag-Field Accelerator upgrade removed Move speed reduced from 4.73 to 3.6 New upgrade, increasing move speed to 5.1Redesign of the Cyclone to make it into a more all around unit in all matchups. Aims to increase the viability of mech based gameplay against Protoss, while promoting more active engagements with mech based armies Snipe damage reduced from 170 to 130 (+40 vs Psionic) EMP radius reduced from 1.75 to 1.5Reducing the radius of EMP will encourage Protoss to use Psi-Storm in the PvT matchup and help in straight up engagements vs Terran armies. Snipe will no longer 1 shot units such as Zealots and Roaches, as well as requiring an extra shot to kill Ultralisks in the late game vs Zerg, generally reducing their cost-efficiency over time, while still being able to kill important spell casters such as Vipers.Widow Mine Drilling Claws now also makes the Widow Mine unburrow twice as fast Targeting line is now more visibleReturns some of the strength to active Widow Mine micro in the mid game vs Zerg that was lost after the Drilling Claws burrow speed nerf, while not significantly increasing the power of Widow Mine drops.Medivac Speed upgrade replaced with Caduceus Reactor - Increases energy regen rate by 100% (Cost: 100/100/53.57 seconds) Minimap radius increased from 0.75 to 1
https://old.reddit.com/r/starcraft/comments/15y47y3/competitive_mappool_balance_update_test_september/
>>1529439heromarine's reaction will be funny
I don't really like these changes
what the fuck is this. Top level PvT was already imbalanced and they're giving disruptor another big nerf in exchange for small EMP nerf and removal of some raven timings? Nothing to fix the overrepresentation of Protoss in the low level pro play tooZvP and ZvT changes at least make sense directionwise but PvT changes are fucking nothing. Is the balance council literally just Zerg players???
https://youtu.be/rrH7PVNWdsclove this autist but this video will be boring he should've reviewed it after losing his first ladder game
https://alpha.playstormgate.com/invite/695798a6-01f1-41cd-a1a5-3e7d14858a1e
>is the balance council just zerg playersharstem+zerg players, yes.
wow the stormgate announcement was really short
>>1529725kek
JDbros...
>>1529638Can we get another one of these please? Thx
I honestly think Protoss is the strongest race. Shield battery overcharge allows them to be safe early game. Stalkers with battery can defend any harassment. Observers scouting. Immortal hard counter a lot of strategies. Roaches, blink stalkers, tanks, marauders, archons, and thors. Void rays are still insane! Carriers can Rekt anyone not GM. You have recall to save bases. Best static D in game. Zealot run by is OP counter strat. Warp prism is OP! And don’t get me started on disrupters. They’re hard to manage for sure but the pro games has them stalling the game out until they’re ready to put or have chunked the Terran army enough to push in.
it's hard to tell since all protoss players are retarded. i'd wager zerg is the most OP with protoss being behind them slightly.
3 hours until ASL group F
marubros...
Why are tastosis so slow wtf
because YOU are NOT donating ENOUGH
But I did :/
is there a way to force zvz to go long? like can i just sit there and make spores?
sc2 or sc1? why are you asking about spores out of all things. I'm guessing you're asking bw. No you can't camp with spores because you won't get to expand against the muta guy
yes, you can just camp with spores and spam hydras, if you are below A
>>1519191whats a good strategy for terran vs terran in starcraft 1 my friend got pissed I whooped his ass as protoss now he's forcing me to terran vs terran final destination no items.
just found out zg does a SOTG style show which is horrifying
bros she looks like a fucking chicken head what the fuck happened to her she used to just be greasy
Her transition going well :)
>>1530854make tanksiege your tanks and make bcs
>>1530854If you want to make him seethe then go for a BBS.Though he may not want to play with you at all after that.
>>1530854If he’s going BC make ghosts with lockdown and Goliaths. But like 6 tanks posted up with turrets around your vulnerable spots should be enough!
why is zerg OP in both starcraft games? was mr.blizzard a zerg player?
He was a zerg
>5 years of continuous Zerg nerfsLmao.
Because zerg was in both games the last race in development, so they got all the cool experimental skills
IT'S UP
japanese scbw players?
D.va, maybe?
https://youtu.be/cC2JwPtFZF4?si=yTvRaJxwhRkTrMEg&t=1415
>>1531700>remembertomorrow0The golden age of sc2, back when you could drophack people on ladder and say nigger on stream.
Oh Mario...
The only way to save protoss would be a complete race overhaul but that will never happen now. Toss will forever be broken or garbage
Heromarine a-moving cyclones into immortals and complaining they're dying
>>1529725>indie rts made by a tranny looks better than stormgate backed by ESG money
2 frigging weeks until more ASL and GSL could be canceled for all i knowalso the patch notes seem retarded and its a joke that the biggest group of shitters to ever touch the game are "balancing" it now
>be me>a casual but still puts thought into his strats>played for about a year when WoL launched>le balancing efforts fucks with my strats and have to re-learn timings every other month>fuck_this_shit.jpg and quit the game>COVID nonsense hits the world>SC2 fags cry that support is dropped and now no more more balance patches>good time to come back>patching never endsBroodwar was the superior game all along, eh?
>>1532334i wish i had played broodwar first, trying to switch and going from the pathing in sc2 to having none of your units listen to you feels so wrong
>>1532362I share your sentiment.
>>1532362git gud
I just reached C rank in Brood War for the first time :)
did they delete D rank
>>1532334Constant balance patches is just a strategy to keep a game feeling fresh, rather than any attempt to balance races. What I'm saying is, yes, Brood War is the superior game.
>>1532929a maplist update is a balance patch, BW is updated constantly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGw-2PvIqqU
My wife and I
I remember my buddy got a blowie from this chick back in the day and she said she snowballed his cum back in his mouth. When we confronted him about it and asked what he did next he said he swallowed it, because “what was I supposed to do”. Never looked at that guy the same way after that.
not starcraft and not gay
>>1527126>what Tasteless sees himself>AI Kerrigan>AI ZagaraKWAB
what are we watching tonight?
What'd you guys do to get yourselves banned from /vg/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taPP871w6NM. I'm watching group D tonight.
>>1533451FUCK, THE GROUP OF DEATH IS HERE! I hope Free gets out. His best matchup is ZvP however starting off against light is almost an autolose. We have had upsets so far though so here is to hoping!
>>1533451>those effort games
>>1519193You're just not playing right.
SC2 or bw to prepare for stormgate?
wc3
how are some of these players so retarded?>they obviously took a hidden base>check every base except 1>never check it>even check the island bases (vs zerg) before checking the last land basewhy?
Don't careJust want to watch Solar get nuked
another starleague, another day zerg is OP
>>1532937Balancing things by changing maps is superior to tweaking units constantly.Granted, BW doesn't have as many conceptually stupid/broken units as SC2.
I thought this artosis video was a pretty good summary of why SC2 needs regular patches while BW doesn't.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bpBrmP1-JM
>>1533641>BW doesn't have as many conceptually stupid/broken units as SC2People use word "Broken" wrong, yet still approach stuff as if they need fixing. SC2 is guilty of it with a lot of historical precedents. The worst part, is that while basic mechanics may stay similar, each patch is essentially a soft reset button making people to spend a lot of time re-learning things and not elevating their play. Frankly, SC2 pro level isn't really that high in terms of knowledge and ability. For example, a Zealot runby was considered an innovation not that long ago, which is a bit pathetic for scene that should be quite mature at a time. Another example:The feedback / emp dance has been nulled into obscurity with people just not bothering anymore. The majority consensus is that a patch will fix it eventually, but patch it never will for a reason that nobody will ever brings up. Lets say, for example, there's an objectively perfect balance patch deployed by a christian God (or whatever) himself. It would still require a lot of time for it to settle in for people to adjust their strategies and integrate into their game-play and even then there's still a lot of time afterwards to master it (interaction/strategy). The last step never actually happens in SC2 because by that time, another patch would already be deployed to "fix" the "Broken".Take the Skytoss situation "fix", a lot of people where struggling with few actually really learning to deal with it even though it was possible (it wasn't unbeatable in any way) to do so. Yet before community overcame it and adapted - a patch just waved took it away, which resulted in just A LOT OF TIME INVESTED (wasted) AND NOTHING TO SHOW FOR IT.Fuck balancing, fuck live-service games.Salt to the injury, the recent balancing is influenced by the most biased people of all - players competing in the said game for material gain. Lol, lamao even.
By broken I meant the concept is not so well for an RTS, which I think of some units.But I agree. I actually think most foreigner pros are brainlets that just copy what somebody else has figured out (usually a Korean). Zergs just go full macro 90 drones (which I hate) or full retard like Elazer (which loses).
>BW doesn't have as many conceptually stupid/broken units as SC2
>>1533663>Salt to the injury, the recent balancing is influenced by the most biased people of all - players competing in the said game for material gain. Lol, lamao evenhttps://old.reddit.com/r/starcraft/comments/10mo2ty/serral_joining_basilisk_gaming/j644dtk/reddit says basilisk is funded by saudis and I've read the same on TL saudis bought eslesl is running sc2, balance council, patches and the major tournaments team basilisk is made up of the 2 meme jorgs and rottiits all a big conspiracy
SC2bros... we lost
me on the right
time for your daily coop missionhope you like reavers but if you don't there's always reaper+liberators
3 protosses in weekly semis, one of them being Krystianer after beating Spirit.Patch cancelled, Protoss confirmed OP after all.
That means it's working
This mutation is aids
oh no no no
ASL group selection happened. They look like they could be pretty good groups too.
>>1535054Group A looks brutal, hope Effort can make through.
the fact that light and snow didn't make it shows this game is absolutely retarded and coin flippy, simple as. best of 1s are unacceptable, don't know if im even going to watch the rest of the season. Shit turned me off so hard.
where is jaedong...
flash is getting out of the military soon hes gonna dominate
Flash has been out of the military for months. He's apparently not competing in the current ASL due to an injury.Also, he's out of practice and it will take some time to get back to where he was a couple of year sago.
>>1535054>group boh no no no killerbros
>(((injury)))
>>1535054Where's all the Protoss players?! PROTOSS IS OP!!1!!!!!
toss players are all retards so it balances out
https://us.forums.blizzard.com/en/starcraft/t/new-ladder-map-pool-update-%E2%80%93-august-29/3388
>fighting spirit gonekoreans are going to burn down blizzard HQ
>>1536071Nice, he just copied the ASL map pool.
This action vs effort game is fucking amazing
tru fans saw it months ago ;))this 2 week break in the middle of the tournament is retarded though
who /netwars/ here
so is the new cyclone op?
it is
based terran supremacy
no
I just die to a zealot
La Campanella and Tempest both seem ultra shitty to play on
>>1521234>you can't just change hotkeys... because you can't okay???>it's not FAIR to koreans who spent 5000 years learning shitty hotkeyslooks like they better get to learning again. Kind of funny how koreans cope and seethe about no longer being the best at sc2 like they were in BW.
>>1521234>>1536773>L for lair>I for immortal>P for planetaryFuck Blizzard hotkeys. I think I rebound over 50% of them, years ago. The entire left side of my keyboard functions as rapidifre. I also have the caps lock key changed to "[" and the left windows key to "]" in my registry, not specifically for starcraft but it's nice to have more key rebinds for all games in general.In fact fuck hotkeys, I wish I could completely redesign the keyboard from the ground up. For starters I would put the numpad on the left side where it FUCKING belongs. That's not "southpaw" that's just the better placement. Right now I have to use an external usb numpad with a tkl board.
>hey goys we promise to get the videos out quickly this season, be sure to pay up :^)>proceeds to take just as long between groups as last timei cant believe people actually pay them...
>>1521234Here's how you revive Starcraft>delete Starcraft 2
rt just beat boxer
>>1528663the blond one 100% can bozo
HOW IN THE FUCK DID THIS FAT FUCK QUEEN LOSE ASL AGAIN
Do you guys think it's Caster Park that drove Tasteless to do all that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJ3xjpEltDE
>>1537220do what?
kids
>>1535083Light is a literal grandpa sitting down to his computer doing the same thing over and over and over. The one time he decided NOT to do the same thing he always does, he managed to win the entire season. And then he went back to doing the same shit. Senile.Snow is the most overhyped player of all time. Guy is the definition of>if you let him get ahead... he tends to win!!!but he drops and loads reavers real fucking fast sometimes so his brood war social score is real high
>>1519191>>>/vg/>>1519193does it still require autistically shitting out creep?
bro we play brood war here
I can't believe the Terran cabal got themselves buffed again
>>1535083>Be known as one of the best players of their perspective race for over a decade.>Lose early on in a tourney after playing competitively for over a decade.>LOL, game is SUCHHH a coinflip guys, what a joke. You can't be serious right now anon.
i ate a bunch of asparagus now my pee is super stimky >______< ;;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoQlravVFhkalso fuck these guys
>>1538456terran players are shitcarried by their raceonly flash is actually good
>>1538473... I play zerg, what is your point?
zerg is for trannies
t. ossnigger
>>1533122Alapozott és vöröspirulázott
im not in the thread for 6 days and this is what i come back to?
I met this guy the other daycool dude
Zerg buildings look like anuses and vaginas
>>1540034nice cuckshed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAuf12PA6M4
>>1540065>2k views per videoThat fossil is still around? Fuck he always annoyed me.
>>1540114>he doesn't want to seed and feed h-to-the-usky-husky
we all gonna make it bros...
2 hours 40 minutes until ASL
calm and effort are the most entertaining players, hope at least one can make through
who is nyoken casting with? if it's still not scan, i cant tolerate it.
>>1540114Nah he quit long time ago and tries to come back now
Husky can (and should) suck my left nut
Is Stats back in shape?
He plays protoss so it probably took him 30 minutes to get back to "peak" form
my wife is so cute
Artosis is cuter.
white women are disgusting
RT is trans?
women owe me sex
Is there any cool brood war merchandise/memorabilia for sale
yeah just head on over to tastelessthreads
>>1541254Blizzard has $40 slippers.
why yes the coolest merchandise is both jewel cases
6 hours until ASL
the more bw I watch the more I hate sc2 queens
I really like the role static defense plays in Broodwar. In Starcraft 2 it feels like other than batteries they are used only for very specific scenarios (and zerg late game ugh) and you don't really have exchanges like in a hydra bust
guys dont forget to check out thehandsomenerd dot com
>ro 16 first group matches out>tastosis upload group nominationbros...
Mini...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUMRRaCeFSI>all zerg group lost forever to copyright claimspottery
>SHUT IT DOWN
all the sc2 coop commanders i don't own stopped having the level capped warning and the purchase button is gonei've restarted the game and nothing changed, and i've also checked the b.net app shop and it only shows the commanders i actually own are in my librarydid i miss something?
>>1542882bnet servers regularly glitch out, sometimes for several days depending on how long it takes the one remaining sc2 intern at blizz hq to find the on/off button. you probably can't level them beyond 5 regardless of what it says, and the purchase button will come back eventually. sometimes a game patch will force some commanders back down to level 5 even if they were max level, with nothing you can do but wait.
are we watching this?
Mario. Chomped. Down. Onto Luigi's.
double pregnant sonic
>>1543140I watch because it runs when I'm at work and I can play it in the background.Online tournaments with Koreans and foreigners are not as exciting as offline, no matter what the prize pool is.
craziest balance whine i ever read was some zerg saying online play actually favored the terran because you can pre plant widow mines before the fight and its harder to split against them with the lag
It is
>>1543140ends before I come back from work, I rarely watch vods
https://twitter.com/Frost_Giant/status/1699802285868740934
>workngmi
>tfw too tired to continue playing after marathoning a single 25 minute ladder game
I think that Widow Mines and Swarm Hosts should cost minerals to rearm/relocust
I think that disruptors should cost minerals to reball, tossnigger
man, zerg really is OP. too bad blizzard is dead and cant fix the game.
That's a good point, I forgot that Disruptors don't cost minerals to refire. They should be removed from the game though because they're a shit unit. Bring back the Reaver.
>>1543809This.
>>1543140>Starcraft 2Nope.
>>1521234you forgot>ban trannies and faggots
>>1544188but then you wouldn't be able to play
>Streamer refers to Scarlett as "she.">I immediately close the tab and never watch his videos ever again.
so you don't watch any starcraft anymore?
nah, he still watches my stream.
how's it going mrsnibbles
In Brood War at the professional level, if Protoss gets carriers he almost always wins. Is this an accurate generalization?
i was watching arty's monday night cast a couple weeks ago and mrsnibbles raided him with 4 viewers and i thought to myself "damn, snibbly bibbly has 4 whole viewers"
I admire snibbles' dedication to his craft
>>1544448Depends what you mean by "gets carriers"They aren't great against protoss or zerg (as you can probably guess from them never showing up in those matchups) and it really depends on the size and positioning of the terran army when the carriers are in low numbers to determine its success.As a generalisation, I'd class it as similar to mech in TvZ. It's not super common but when it's played it's pretty successful because it's not super common and his opponent isn't ready for it.
>>1544448Ask Stork
>>1544608>They aren't great against protoss or zergThey are good in all matchups if you can actually mass them, it's just that a good Z or P player won't allow you to get to that point so it's usually restricted to meme maps (such as islands) or FFAs
>>1544448jaeyun won the starcraft lan tournament just by getting carriers
He asked about the pro level
they got paid
>>1544706If you can manage to mass them in a PVP then your opponent can mass Dark Archons with mind control and then they own your carriers.
>>1544737True, mass dark archon is actually the hard counter to carrier but a lot of players don't realise this if they aren't FFA chads or something. I remember a pro game where Bisu went scouts vs 1 base carrier (aka "mudman") on some dumb meme map and lostIn PvZ if you turtle behind cannons with carrier/corsair/dark archon/storm you are basically unkillable, good luck actually building up to that composition thoughever
scouts are a patrician unit
salt mines
i have actionable intelligence that ASL RO16 GroupB by tastosis will be released tonight, so that is what i'll be watching. my source is very reliable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Si-bUzfxBQ GroupB is up
>>1541210wtf i always assumed she had to be a big ol hog. good for him
terranbros...
twitch.tv/take
FIGHT UNTIL YOU DIE BY THE BLADE OF THE ONE YOU HATE END OF REASON END OF THE GAME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbIIMjPErK4I always associate this song with GSLBack in the good WoL days
READY TO GO FORREADY TO GO FORA RIDE
incelbros.. what the heck is this...
>>1546092arty got a sex change?
>>1546092I heard they love big bowser castles
5 hours and 25 minutes until ASL
who are the girls and why does artosis keep having them on?
>>1546092How does something like this even happen?
Every single time.
have sex
rt is casting another sc2 tranny
he's casting himself?
2 hours and 45 minutes until ASL
im not watching whatever sewer rat nyoken manages to find to co-cast with him.
You don't watch them at all, they only give audio commentary.Also there's the official korean cast and dozens of current and former pros doing their own casts on afreeca.
>>1542443nothing of value was lost
ASL round of 8 draw is up
what went wrong?
>>1547369Steroids and anger issuesI'm glad Idra got out of this nightmare and is now a nuclear physicist
what is this so common among starcraft gamers?
what about moletrap (the true god of starcraft)
why did they get some overwatch faggot to shill their RTS????????
>>1547390>>1547416Do you have any non-Canadian examples? Because Canadian white guys with asian girlfriends is common outside of the starcraft community.
IdrA was dating a white roastie and she dumped him kek
>>1547607
how do we stop the asian menace from taking all our men, fellow white girls?
SHE IS BACK
>haven't played SC2 in a year>decide to hop on the ladder>pvt, I'm protoss> a few mins into the game 4 hellions storm into my base my natural>probes get decimated>game is over from 15 secs of harassoh yeah now I remember why this game fucking sucks
>>1547612>>1547720>>1547722>>1547723>>1547724>>1547729lmao there is going to be an explosion of hapas in the coming decades in western countries.
>>1547122Godspeed nyoken, korea time is one of the few reasons to visit /v/
>haven't played SC in a year>decide to hop on the ladder>tvp, I'm terran> a few seconds into the game a single probe storms into my base>scvs get decimated>game is over from 15 secs of harassoh yeah now I remember why this game fucking sucks
Still 0 leak for Stormgate after all this time?
Time... will not wait.
>>1547122>4 zergs in the ro8I eagerly await a repeat of last ASL's ro8TZD
>>1548413he's getting smokes and fast foodtime to gorge again
>>1548413kek, definitely trying to suck in that gutbody positivity bro, let your fat flag fly!
>>1548413He points like ET
Protoss shield upgrade should reduce the damage EMP does
>>1547369>>1547371>>1547612https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHaDsqKZ-gM
bros my white gf say my downloads folder full of starcraft guys and asian women + asian women and I didn't know what to sayit's fucking over...
>>1549204It's time to break up with her and get an asian gf. You know in your heart this is what you want.
>earn $10.000 per month to talk over a couple matches for a collective three weeks in a year>still take a week to edit and upload group C while juan pablo and co. upload it on the same day for freeI swear on me mum lads...
they deserve it after casting for pennies since 2010
>>1549618>unable to negotiate higher salary with employer due to ???>this is somehow everyone else's fault and responsibilitythey themselves said they have nothing going for them beyond casting games and being interested in starcraft after all these years.Do jannies deserve $10k a month too? They were doing it for free for a long time now
>>1549637yesoccupy digital media city
if tastosis were actually friends artosis would wake up at 4AM and tasteless would wake up at 6PM and they would cast live while bantering during commercial breaks
we are heretwitch.tv/mrsnibbles1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYhmzX9wNaE
started making a UMS map for Starcraft based around weight gain. The mechanic was voreing mobs as an archon, and then as you got a higher "weight" (score) the zone around the player where archons would spawn and get killed to give the impression of being larger would expand until a player reached the point where their "immobile archon" would be the size of the screen view.I made a prototype that worked but never decided on how individual mobs would be chosen in waves or how players could vore eachother without completely breaking the progression, so I never released it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AIhgAibaIIIT'S OUT NIGGERS. GROUP C. maybe they can make the others come out before the month is out....
they need to release group D so i don't have to listen to that voddy freak
>>1550016https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK_Bn1ISYLE&t=9638s
my palpebral conjunctiva
https://old.reddit.com/r/broodwar/comments/16j2vp1/the_north_america_pro_league/
trannybros we are in
5 hours until ASL
TZD
https://liquipedia.net/starcraft2/ESL_Open_Cup_AM/193too bad its online
"Reddit is the worst website on the internet of all time" - Artosis, 2023
>>1552463facebook and its offshoots and tiktok are worse but he probably doesn't use those
3 hours until ASL
https://youtu.be/8sh0ChF8r4k?si=JXeHOjD93dqDbQje&t=91015:10
>>1552465redditor spotted
>The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck". Also, "Bart's Fart and Shart" doesn't make any sense because the store wasn't called "Feed and Sheed" under Sneed's ownership so stop posting it.
>>1552935your brain is fucked
this royal guy is shit... does he not know that the enemy can walk into your base?
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>>1553285Nice. What did you say?
I posted a webm that gets you auto banned
welcome back, king
jannies and mods need to defend the honour of their favourite bantu beasts
>>1552935>Hello, my name is Buck Chan Ho. Since I was in Los Angeles, USA, Starcraft has improved so much since I was there, and I have a gram. At that time, after the baseball game, every day, I would go home every day to spin the latest Star Kiwi rare for 6 hours a day, and I would do it a lot and a lot again, and I was so happy that this game was held in my room, and there was Lotte World right in front of the spin of life. I will give a little more medicine and watch the game yet. It feels so good to watch the star now that I have abandoned my mind, which is the stage of a good horse like today. It may be a complexity. I am so happy and visualize seeing Korean folk games with names and backs like this, an attraction I sold when I was in LA, USA. American folklore is a big deal.
>tastosis put out ro8 1h ago>only a few h after releasing ro16whoa.... they also got a fancy yuropeen to do the translations.
herO didn't play well today.
I'm watching group D and RO8 pairings being made. Before that, Tasteless said "don't turn the stream off". I assume he just made a mistake? Or is it really streamed somewhere?
I miss the live ASL and GSL casts bros...
>>1550744>fartosis in the same tier as tranlet scarlettkek he made a league just so he could feel like an actual pro player for once in his life
>>1553364>tastosis cast releases less than a day after the actual match>has a better dub and they can hear it and comment on it while the cast is happening>no more audio glitching>tasteless's head has finally grown so large it can't fit on-screen anymorewe're so back bros
nyobros... it's over
>>1553799>no /v/ros to post withworthless
https://news.blizzard.com/en-us/starcraft2/24009150/starcraft-ii-5-0-12-patch-notesgross
might as well change the name and model of the cyclone to something else, there's nothing left
Change the model to a goliath
>>1553854based
>>1553854i don't like anything here
I'm not racist, but...
ro8 day 2 very soon
i'm not racist, but protoss players are niggers
ziggy?
>>1553854I don't agree with buffing late game zerg and nerfing ghosts again, terrans were already giving up on trying to drag games into the ultra late game unless it was on a map like cresvan before the last nerf and I agree watching those games was getting boring but watching them try to end the game with timings is also going to get old fastI don't care about the protoss changes because that race is fucked and will never be fixedalso I heard the cyclone change is going to buff BC rushes in tvt because the counter was a raven disable and old cyclone, and that build + any kind of mech is absolute cancer to play against for both terrans and zergs. mech is never going to work against protoss they shouldn't be improving against zergs and in tvtoverall i give it a 0/10 and the balance council members should be revealed and harassed by the community lambo should also kill himself and have to watch guys fuck his hot sisterfuck lambo that guy is a weird creep and a career long shitter
>cyclone lock on has no cooldownjust make it the base attack...
WHERES MY FUCKING SECOND RO8 GAME TASTOSIS? AHHHHHHHHH
I remember reading chat during one wcs or dreamhack tournament, Ziggy was playing and somebody in the chat said >Ziggy is playing in my basement>He just took a huge rip off the bongThen Ziggy proceeded to play mass reaper all in. I wanted to believe the guy in the chat
>see someone complaining about patch on twitter because it recommended me that post for some reason>makes good points about patch being disliked and how it's going to just add more problems>"hmm I think he knows what he's talking about">go into comments>he's complaining about TvP and disruptorsTerrans never change, eh?
stormgate looks gay, it's warcraft 3 with overwatch humans vs diablo 3 demonsmark my words, zerospace will save RTS, it even has my wife (male) scarscar working on it
>hey goys, with this new recording format we'll be releasing matches much sooner>release the first ro8 group 1 day(!) after the match>have high hopes>still havent released second ro8 groupebin.
