how do we cope now terran/gook bros?maru got fucking destroyed, we really need a patch
rogue retiring...trap retiring...maru humiliated...ty gone...parting gone...zest gone(?)...it's literally fucking over gookbros
if jorg was balanced serral wouldn't have even qualified for the event
>>1180953hero is gookdom's last hope
protoss needs to get buffed
I think we should increase the attack speed of tempests
corruptors should do cone damage
How much of the cake do you think Serral ate?
1 white man, 1 black man, and 2 Asiatics. What a diverse group.
two hours until ASL
byun is honorary white
there is nothing honorary about abusing reapers
>Team NV might have officially disbanded, but it still followed through on its promise to buy Creator a car if he got good enough results.
isnt parking/gas/everything related to a car expensive in worst korea?
When is Stats coming back?
do you go with the flow or cycle your attention between army, macro, supply and the minimap in some kind of order you taught yourself over those years
we only play desert strike and other arcade games in this general.
I only play Sunken D on Brood War.
>>1181886he quit without GGing after that
some retards are still giving money to the pylon show
another hour long tvt
ASL starting soon
I played SC a lot when I was a kid, tried to get back into it the other day and got my ass handed to me in custom matches against computers, wtf bros does the AI cheat? I tried several times getting my APM as high as possible and the AI always manages to train twice as many units as me and knows exactly where I am on the map, how do they get so many minerals?
they have non stop worker production, just macro better
>switch to zerg>apm magically skyrocketszergbabs? I thought it was all skill?
>switch to zerg>turtle terran into ghosts is now part of my life
>>1182504>200 apm zerg>protoss bullshit makes me seethe>switched to protoss and apm dropped to 120>85% winrate against zergs>50% vs terran>pvp makes me seethe more than zvp ever didToss players truly are the kikes of sc2. Constant proxy bs, dt rushes, one base all-ins, etc etc. I've yet to experience a pvp mid-game and probably never will before learning to sift through all the early bullshit.
>>1181918the pylon show is still going on?
>new brood war ladder season and mapswhy aren't you playing?
>>1182628six episodes this year
i stopped playing 4 years ago and have no desire to start again
typical terran mentality
I only play big game hunters
>>1182629Big Kevin and Little Kevin? More like Fat Kevin and Skinny Kevin.
Just started playing this today,got stomped like 10 times in unranks and had fun while doing it, very gud gaem but how do i get less bad?
which game and which race
>>1182680I choose to play as the bootleg warhammer 40k space marines btw.
>>1182680send a scv to your enemies base immediately and then send another one when your first scv comes outstop making workers for a second at 14/15 and put down two proxied barracks and make marines and an orbital this will get you to diamond league instantly
"This is kind of what I was missing from my trophy pit"-SerralQuote is from a couple of years back though
https://youtu.be/LsHQKYX7Inw?t=106"Well, in all honesty, yea I don't think I'm absolutely not worried about anyone anymore [eyebrow wink]"Daym! Serral the beast.
made for handholding
When I'm in Korea I'm going to fuck a lot of whores that look like her
I have been waiting 10 years for someone to fake a drop with a hallucinated warp prism
Darkbros, this was supposed to be our GSL...
bro... spoilers....why does it take protoss 10 years to think of the obvious?
>protoss players>thinking pick one
New 'stem just dropped.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHoR_MFV5ro&pp=wgIGCgQQAhgB
>>1182949the worst part about serral dick riders is that serral is a fucking weirdo. the guy is more autistic than the most autistic gookbot of years pastserral acts and behaves like he had just raped and murdered a child moments before going on camerabut i guess all finns are like thatreynor is a retarded zoomer but at least hes a normal guy
>>1183446I'd rather root for a child murdering rapist than a guido zoomer
>half of the Ro10 is terran>"oy vey terrans are so oppressed!!!! every tournament is like another shoah!!!"
imagine losing because you havent figured out how to hold against a 2base allin. lmao.
wow, queens good.
might do a little bit of drinking while watching thursday's vods
>>1183617yeah, Lizzie was pretty based
too many foreigners in that crowddisgusting
>struggle at 4.5k terran for a year, even though briefly hit 5k>try a few games of protoss with little experience>pvp vs 4.9k, just build some stalkers and kill him lol>pvz, & pvt, virtually perfect games with almost no lost units, stalker collosusI had my fun, but I'm just done.when i was a noob i said noobs shouldn't comment on balance, now my opinion is completely reversed. everyone can see it at every level of the ladder. disruptors are bullshit unfun units, same as carriers.superbatteries were completely unnecessary, it just lets them be even more greedy so every game can end up disruptor bullshit
maybe you should try different strats instead of repeating your mistakes over and over terranturd
nah, beastyqt & heromarine say the same things, i should have listened.enjoy your pvps fag
Sounds like you're just bad at terran
i'm also gay and retarded
we knew that as soon as you said you played terran
my mullet is quivering
>>1180948>maru got fucking destroyedMaru didn't play even near his best. The 1up in tourneys is a bit of bullshit imo. While I have a lot of good things to say about TSL9, but having both competitors in a small room sitting across each other kind of sucks. I would expect that from HSC or round of 32, but not for finals. That light blasting in the faces also isn't the best thing ever. I hope that the balloon cup was a placeholder, since I didn't expect the shitty hydra trophy to be overturned so soon as the shittiest trophy in sc history.
>>1184447>terranchud copeI'm a serral fanboy, but such "W's" leave bad aftertaste.
>>1184445Serral had the exact same "environmental disadvantages" and he still literally raped Maru live on TV
>>1184456>Serral had the exact same "environmental disadvantages" and he still literally raped Maru live on TVWhere was that implied? Those are separate sentences (not even consecutive) and thoughts. Am I supposed to divide everything into fucking paragraphs now?
yup, confirmed terrancel false flagger
Thoughts on basilisk gaming?
>>1180948cure showed how its done in tvz latest gsl matches vs Solar and Dark, he really dominated from match start to end
>>1184693how do i get a cute wife?
>>1184856get into GM and you will be assigned one
does SEA GM count
>>1183446Serral is mega autistic t. Finn
>>1184693Why's Byun wearing a wig?
>>1185080ByuN looks like THIS??
I want an autistic kgf so bad bros
I'm offracing zerg for fun and noticed plat-low diamond level protosses don't play adepts in pvz at all
>>1185363damn, plat-low diamond protosses are smarter than pros?
yeah cause they're shit, make 2 adepts to protect your (fake) third and make 1 voidray to deny scouting and pretend like you're going skytoss and pray your +1 chargelot allin works cause fuck playing against zerg in a macro game
maybe the issue is just that zerg is and always have been OP
protoss has always been OP, but the race attracts lazy clowns and Hero is the first to actually work for it
I wanted to get back into starkinoThought campaign was the way to go but I lost mission #2 to getting bottlenecked to their hellions at the last hurdle and pushed past to get fucking off fog Siege Tanked (just the one)I can't do this shit in 10 minutes, I've made my peace, and now I'm about to take a piece out of you bronze cunts don't blame me, blame the systemI hit silver once
i've realized theres no point in watching starcraft anymore now that tastosis is over their shitty grifting asl casts obviously don't countit was a good run
but arty is back in korea for the Ro10 of GSL and super tournament
>>1185514but why would you watch any tastosis other than the asl? sc2 is shit
>>1185516>super tournamenthe is not casting super tournament
>gooks supposedly at their weakest ever, rogue and trap not even participating>boot every forener out of GSL either in the qualifiers or bottom place in the Ro20uhhh westbros did we get too cocky?
Reynor is a patchzerg that can only win against euros and koreans in online tournamentsAstrea is an *merican mutt
I'm an artosis twitch mod AMA
>>1185910how much money do you get for it
special and scarlett lost in the qualis
why do people wait for hive with lurkers they're great on lair tech too
8you need your defilers bro
>>1185363for real metal league bros, try playing adepts. Once in a blue moon a diamontard does a proper prism adept play, he just wrecks me.
>>1180948Haven't played in 2 years, is Serral the goat a second time?Also, how are community patches coming along? I know there was one to nerf vrays, but has there been anything ever since?
>>1186132there was one patch and that's it. Community fags said they're willing to work continously on patches, but that's just their wishful thinking. Blizzord won't do anything untill the iem katowice 2023
>>1186132yeah Serral is still unbeatable
The absolute state of Europe.
how many of their top players are trans
maxpax is trans and that's why she doesn't want to show her face
toots a fucking tyrant someone take him out
>>1186266just appeal the ban
>>1186329sorry anon, I'll stick to /vst/ approved posts nowahem..."protoss op!""patchzerg!""gyuri!"How'd I do?
yea for me its gyuri as well
>>1186368You'll fit right in. How did you manage to learn so fast? Did you get a home tutoring personally from Artosis (777CAD + tax per hour)?
>>1186843how much money do you get if your videos have 20k views?
nothing worth watching until the 18th
i dont see anything good on the 18th tho all the not terrible euros get invited automatically only the 5.5k shitters play in those qualifiers
>>1186968>5.5k shitters post mmr
18th is the closed qualifiers so it'll have at least 2 rounds of good games
youngyakov and battleb won't give you good games, all the top16 from last season are invited automatically so the open qualifier players won't be any better than this shit>1186975i think like 4.1k last time i played that was early 2021 tho
Oh, I got the 'Closed Qualifiers' mixed up with the 'Regionals'What a fucking dumb system
>>1186979did mana retire?
>1 Due to uThermal declining his invite to the Main Event, MaNa was advanced to it and his spot in the Closed Qualifier was given to Botvinnik.
why would scan threaten him like that
ASL starting soon.
Zoun v Cure @ alphaxsc2
Nintendo Direct @ Nintendo
did nintendo announce their newest RTS?
Actually yes, and it's going to be great.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYR3DVFUnyc
are the other pikmin games fun?what's a good emulator?
pikmin 1 gave me anxiety, the atmosphere is desolate and you have to please your jewish bosspikmin 2 is more funyou play them on dolphin emulator
this one of those gook streams where they never play the game?
wdym? they are playing the game
they've been singing for 20 minutes
what's the ASL girl's name?
idk but shes no gyuri thats for sure
she looks weird I wouldn't fuck her
she's way cuter than gyuri
I always pop a viagra before I get on the bus. I stay stood up and point my tent in the direction (more like derection haha) of the most sexually attractive woman on the bus. Sometimes it's an old lady, but she can sense my pulsating masculinity.
are you talking about my wife lee hyung kyung?
>32old and busted they should get wonyoung to do the hosting they'd probably get 10x the viewers that way too
New cast 'stem.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bB8g-s1A-GE
damn shine is a stone cold killer, got busted by playing too greedy and then he stabs the knife with the 4 pool and twists it by infesting the cc in the final game. brutal stuff
will need to watch that vod thenI assume you’re talking about asl
>>1188171ye, pretty decent games all around if you enjoy tvt and tvz
The Shine vs Mong game was kinda nutty. Interesting build from Shine throughout the night but I really like that first game of his. Might have to practice to see if I can use it on ladder.
>>>/po/607643check out this fag posting free karma
whywhy was the sexo gyuri webm deleted are jannies homosexual? :o
Who are the best active sc youtubers? Haven't been into the game for a while so I'm out of touch? Currently watching Harstem's rank roulette.
ASL starts soon.
im going to bed, brother. hopefully the terran (if there are any tonight) wins.
>page 5dead game/franchise/genre
if people stopped clinging to sc2 bw would be better than ever
damn this nigga looks old as fuck
When is the next barcraft?
>60yearold>mewtwo on his masklmao.
>>1188659>pageMobile posters getting away with it again.
>skillous>white flagis he french too? why doesnt clem have the white flag?
he renounced his russianness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-0EzTDgGB4artosis korea stream today
thats serral yeah i can use his real name in conversation cause we're tight like that we were stationed together during the hyperwar
some literal whos and then>lambo v skillous>clem v maxpax@ rotterdam08
how long until they cancel this weekly thing?
>I've left my job at the end of summer 2022 (would've done regardless of SC - wouldn't suggest 10 years of multiple shifts to anyone ). I've always hoped to be able to qualify to something like ASL. I'm practicing towards this goal. I don't know if this is realistic or if I have the ability/talent to do it, but let's find out! Goal is 400$, if we reach it I'm going to stream every week from Tuesday to Saturday 5 hours/day. If we don't I'll still be streaming but not as much and not regularly [Link to support Sziky]imagine being this guy
living the dream
whens the next tasteless lan
is there anything more powerful than an invisible man?
>>1191251>age 34I'm sure he will improve a lot
Why do they hate us so, 'stemchads?
>spams some euromutt>gets banned>Oy Vey! It's anudda Shoah!
>>1191936They're all trannies.
i'm watching the dota 2 toruney stream and it seems they have their own pizzagrub
guys wtf you have to donate more to keep starcraft history alive!
tasteless looking very redhas he been hitting the bottle?
they said they begged afreeca to let them cast asl for free. i'm not paying them to do something they were going to do for free
what are we watching tonight?
>>1192058They have to pay Afreeca to post the videos. With the patreon money they can pay the translator and they get to keep the original music and comercials too. Starcasttv mutes the video whenever the game itelself isn't being played.
Guys I miss watching the Proleague on sunday morning so much...
>>1192629Soon all you will have to watch will be harstem and uthermal stomping newbies on the ladder with meme builds and flexing to their YouTube audience, and EU zergs winning games you forget 30 seconds after they happened by macroing with no single original thought in mind with their rapid fire, increased windows repeat rate, wireless mice, 40-customs a day practice regiment and whispering cursing their opponents after the lose, or even after they win.
>decide to just spread some supply depos and go make a lunch because toss cheased me at the start>he takes 3 min to destroy them, while Im away>still have a higher APM than him
I hate it when some shit tier european players act like they have the game solved and are ready to quit when they lose one more drone in the early game.
Did someone say 'stem?
>>1192645>newbies>high masters and grandmastersok
>>1192923I mean euro grandmasters is basically a newbie compared to the average korean grandmother
>>1192926Women can't play starcraft.
>>1192931I don't see any women in this image.
>>1192936there's three in there
2v2s are brutalSpend the placement matches getting rushed by diamonds/masters every game, then end up in silver where I get rushed by diamonds/masters every game
I play 2v2s with my gf
Solar plays with his wife, not his gf
I like how you can actually hear the crowd react in ASLGSL is so sterile
Only boomers watch sc2, ASL has women and zoomers
>most pros just ride the patch wave after patch and do gimmicks >Serral arives, unzips his pants and unrolls his huge macro play on the table>gimmick monkeys struggle after surprise of their gimmick wears off>patch frequency drops so less gimmicks overall>serral dominatesUndo the uncalled Zerg nerfs now.
>uncalled Zerg nerfs
>it's okay for the zerg to have twice as much resources lost>it's normal that zerg must have one base more than his nonzerg opponent>zergs are just designed that wayAHAHAHA
>>1192686how's canada treating you dan
Once again more than half the players in Europe are protoss.
results of switching to zerg: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
>>1193110>it's just a race that trades like shit and is under-poweredGood, as God intended. Hydra nerfs when?
what's wrong with this nigga?
https://youtu.be/qPD1TYnJH5sasl ro16 group B
meant group C lol :)
Also GSL today
>>1193497Gay Starcraft League.
>>1193106it was like this in brood war too retard you stupid babyget good (and switch to brood war as well. what blizzard did to zerg is fucking embarrassing and i hope david kim and the rest of the development team dies)
how do i deal with ghosts locking down my reavers
>>1193533>getting your reavers locked downI seriously hope you guys don't do this
>>1193492>soma queen and soulkey in the same groupthe best zerg shall be crowned I guess
gumibros how are we feeling
hero is the first sincerely good protoss
you have to be good to cannon rush in gsl
>>1193588i wish mini was there instead of snow but i have faith
>oh no protoss so weakgg wp, shame it's not Bo5
>tastosis back on menuGenuinely sad it's his last season.
this is a handsome man in korea
>>1193813All that matters is that you yourself find him handsome, anon.
>>1193813bros... how the HECK we could compete with that? the gookgf dream it's fucking over
>>1193813I'd think this was AI generated if I couldn't read the chilsung cider bottle
Would Life be the goat if he didn't die?
damn GSL was pretty good todayshame about solar though
>>1193739don't worry anon, soon you will be able to subscribe to the gslenglish patreon and get vods 3 weeks after the matches air
>>1194228I dislike Bo3 especially when all players are decent; Makes it too short, but I guess it's more viewer friendly.
yoooo my nigga snow is pretty popular, i haven't heard the crowd react that loudly in a while
snow is a fucking godqueen will never be flashi hope snow wins this asl
There's been a pattern forming for the last few ASLs that the winner plays the same race as the runner up of the previous season and if it holds, a protoss is going to win.And Snow is the only protoss player leftASL is on in about 8 hours btw
>>1195031>I will never have a starcraft loving gf
>>1195031sc2babs this can't be happening we were supposed to be the superior game
meanwhile the sc2 "fangirls"
>>1195180because they are not korean
>>1195031>all those girls rooting for soma>he lost the group
>>1195180these girls are made of flesh, not plastic like your gook dolls
Zerg should only be able to make one queen per hatchery
why did arty move to canada
because he couldn't get korean citizenship + koreans will never consider him (and his family) an equal
he literally lived there and had a family there for a decade, how did he manage to not get citizenship lmao and why did he pick fucking canada
As a white boy you can only get korean citizenship if you marry a kgirl, even if your son was born in korea the baby doesn't get kr citizenship. He moved to canada(pei) because he doesn't feel safe near niggers
Arty recognizes that Starcraft is dying so he decided to move to Canada to be with his wife's family and also to have a house big enough to fit 4 kids and a dogHe's trying to lay the groundwork for the easy ESL money when Stormgate drops and for the easy Patreon bucks when they open up a separate patreon for GSL casts
stormgate looks like trash and i still remember the interview with artosis where the dev said they don't like macro
he'll hitch his wagon to it for a while until it tanks and then come crawling back to bw just like he did with sc2
it doesn't matter if it looks goodwhat matters is that casting gigs pay wellonce the money dries up he'll go crawling back to BW so he can farm TTS donations by pretending to be mad
there's being mad and then there's playing up how mad you are for the cameraarty is definitely doing the latter and anyone with a brain can see that
sometimes he do be gettin legitimately angry tho
hes been raging for decades, only newfags who didnt start watching him until recently on twitch think hes faking it
2 hours until ASL
but I haven't kept up with anything and still need to watch monday's gsl!!
>>1195252>>1195256This looks pretty good.
>>1195635>mass muta vs mass muta a move>pretty good
i love scan. i hope he gets further in ASL next time.
>>1195864well damn, i guess i have to try to get scan banned from his twitch account and removed from his job and wherever he lives
thread is dead even though GSL is tonight?i still havent watched the previous group.
https://youtu.be/O2Ob2Atuq2M?t=586how did the viper yoink the 2 tanks at the same time?
skill issuereport it to 'stem since you watch his videos and he'll relay it to the balance team made up of european zergs
>>1195717Based reductionist retard.
I enjoyed the zvzs
i enjoy listening to artosis and tasteless trying to figure out how zvz works. you'd think theyd figure it out after 20years.
haven't had time to catch up with all the games... will the games today spoil me?
Recently switched to P after 10 years of T suffering. Apart from HT + disruptor combos, P is sooo much easier to control. Eco also "makes more sense", no ups and downs from mules and scv:s being tied up building. About same MMR as T (4300) despite 1/20 of the experience, fucking lol.
why do retards pretend there are no shared skills between races
The DJ obviously looked artificial, is Tasteless retarded
what the hell is this niggery
will cyclones ever be good?
Why is bw a much better competitive game? Why does bw get to have interesting maps whereas sc2 is the same map with different tilesets — is it because every engagement in sc2 is identical anyway due to perfect patching?
sc2 pros are man children and will cry if a map is differentbw pros have children who do enough crying for them
I hate that faggot maru so much
'stemchads, now is our time.
me in the middle (the balding skinnyfat guy)
>>1196895That's my escort and I.
I HOPE YOU LIKE ZVZ AND PVP!
new tastosis dropped
>>1196946isnt prostitution illegal in sk
for me its tams zero cause they have winty and karina in the ad
>>1197387so like does he have problems with excessive alcohol or drug consumption, or did he get a bad concussion or something?or was he always a bit... on the slower side like these days? been a decade or so at least the last time I've heard him cast, just now tuning back to the asl.
he lost his passion during hots and went heavy on the alcohol and fast foodhe was getting better but then arty left korea so now he's back on the booze and further degenerating into the missing link
>>1197334Have you ever been there?
tbf most people lost their passion during hots
hahahahahaha holy shit royal's builds
artosis rage compilations
artosis sounds like a heart disease. when you're raging out loud at the game we should say "looks like I'm developing a major case of artosis" or "my artosis is flaring up" or "damn I've got to see my doctor about this artosis" or "FUCK these protoss APES are gonna give me artosis."
HE JUST SITS THEREIN AN ARCWHAT A FUCKING APELOOK AT HOW HARD I'M MICROING MY THREE VULTURES ACROSS THE MAPI KILLED TWO FUCKING PROBES AND HAHAHAHA LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEE I'M GATEWAY MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN I MAKE GATEWAYSSSSSSSSS I'M BETTER THAN YOU ARTOSISSSSSSSSSSFUCKING BULLSHITAND OF COURSE HE JUST SITS THERE AND EXPANDS 6 TIMES AND TECHS TO ARBITERS WHAT A FUCKING SHIT GAMEHE JUST HAPPENED TO FIND THE ONE GAP IN MY TURRET RING AND RECALLED HIS ARMY INFUCK YOU, GUY IN THE CHATNOT EVEN FLASH COULD HAVE WON THIS
Is this where we talk about BW now?I just saw the recent cast and goddamn, the Mini cock and ball torture was up to 11 in this one.
When is Flash back?When is Stats back?Is TY or Inno coming back?
>>1182431Are you mentally challenged? Sc1 or 2?
The unit is called "liberator", not "deliberator"
nothing i'm going to sleep
My predictions.EU Group A: HeRoMaRinE, Lambo, SKillous, MaNa/KrystianerEU Group B: Serral, ShoWTimE, Gerald, ShadownEU Group C: Reynor, Elazer, Spirit, fourth is a complete mystery.EU Group D: Harstem, Clem, MaxPax, fourth could be anyone.NA Group A:(S)Neeb, trigger, Vindicta, fourth is unguessableNA Group B: Astrea, Scarlett (man), DisK, Nina (formerly puCK)LA Group A: SpeCial, ErikLA Group B: Kelazhur, ChamCN Group A: TIME, JieshiCN Group B: Cyan, FireflyTW/HK Group A: Nice, HonMonOTW/HK Group B: Has, RexOceania/ROA Group A: MeomaikA, SeitherOceania/ROA Group B: TeebuL, RangerMy predictions will be 100% correct.
https://youtu.be/SPK7zU1nV0w?t=148its crazy that forgg got himself small kgfi used to watch this guy stream on dailymotion 20 hours a day everyday from his bedroom... why don't i have a gook gf... crucial mm's.... hmm...
just go to korea bro
sex with zombiegrub
>>1197610sex with her
why did wardii eat all the good casters...
>>1182540is it even possible to do a stalker rush and get behind? you either poke in and out of the base forcing a contain or find and exploit and basically win. it's a no risk strategy.
Tasteless' beard is getting so white
>>1198894it's been months since he has had a child
>>1198894the stress of artosis telling the fbi about tasteless' secret hard drive is really getting to him...
mini loses because he cancels his robo.lmao.
>>1198896really takes on another meaning when talking about tasteless...
bw audience girls are way cuter than sc2 audience girls
>>1199276>>1199153Jesus Christ his soul was stolen from his body
>>1199276me when my gf gives me a blowjob
>>1199276>tfwI wish I still had it saved but there was a great reaction a couple seasons back from larva seeing 6 lings coming vs his hatch first, hands on head level of misery
>>1199468ok I found it
>>1198473fucking knew it someone is going to repost that here. Here's your (You).
>>1197052Gabe, Lambo, Skillous, ManaSerral, Showtime, Gerald, BlyReynor, Elazer, Spirit, RattataClem, 'stem, MaxPax, Gungfu
>>1199592You WILL watch 6k euro protoss pvp and you WILL like it.
>frenchie looks like an emo>fat dysgenic briton>'stem looking like a chad as usual
>>1199551Why is at always>$3.33
will zerg ever be nerfed? i dont think so.
>Solar vs RagnaroK>herO vs GuMiho>Solar vs Bunny>RagnaroK vs GuMiho>herO vs Bunnyyour predictions? ragnarok is looking much better than solar these days but I hope gumiho beats him
I can't believe they finally got tasteless...
when are we getting a balance patch so our race can finally win games tossbros...
gumiho with the hacks
>>1200062hotfixed midgame apparently
>bunny's gsl hopes and dreams for the final seasonof the year right?
>>1182680Choose the yellow aliens and as soon as the game starts send out one of those cute building bots to their base and build a bunch of cannons right next to it, ideally right outside of their fov. You will win every game.
Who's ready for total 'stem victory?
does he ever win anything?
he won that one chink tourney in 2016 I think
>people who btfo reynor in the first gruop stage get btfo in the next stagewhitu brosu...
can we make a new, non whitey shitter op so people with a tiny bit of remaining interest in gookcraft can postmake the thread i'll post thereits been like 3 weeks this thread has 200 replies
literally nothing happened since TSL are you retarded?
gooks are white
I can't believe Gumiho threw so hard...
Solar may have lost but at least he gets to go home and fuck his wife
>>1200763This isn't the age of sleep thread.
>aoe4who cares. post some aoe2.
artosis has been talking about chess for an hour...
did 4 kill 2? i don't visit the board outside of /scv/
wow it's just like BW and sc2
how does any age of sleep still have sponsored tournaments
1 hour 20 mins until ASL
sorry, bro. i cant watch it
when is he coming back?
>>1200929she's in korea, right?bet she and state become gsl casters once arty retires
Has she been on some treatment?
yeah the makeup treatment
does aoe4 seriously still only have the launch civs??? lmaoalso when the FUCK are those lazy kikes going to do the next asl ro8 cast
*cough* anon... we can't finish the cast of ASL unless you *cough* *cough* subscribe to our patreon...please, anon... it's the only way...
If your membership level isn't pic related you are killing starcraft
I like 'stem including artosis rage clips in his vids
>The broadcast talent lineup for Atlanta Finals will be finalized and announced soon - we hope that our community will enjoy the casts from these amazing professionals we are going to work with! However, we do want to mention that we will produce the online broadcast remotely from ESL studios in Stockholm, so attendees won’t be able to meet broadcast talent onsite. We will however be sure to arrange player meet-and-greets, so we do hope to see you there!lul
Cool, nobody cares about those "casters"
>>1201782Who cares, 'stem will be in Atlanta.
Can someone upload this season tastosis podcasts?
They didn't want the fans to mob ZombieGrub demanding feet pics
>uploading the top secret tastosis preshow podcast to non-battlecruiser tier patreonsuhh no sorry I'm white
Your KING is streaming you fucking cucklordshttps://www.twitch.tv/artosis
Am I a real battlecruiser supporter if I pay annualy? I get the same perks as the other guys but it feels dirty to only hand over 10k a year to them when everyone else is doing 12. God knows they both deserve 6 digit incomes for commentating 2 hours of bw each week
>>1201840https://www.twitch.tv/scarlettmsorry, posted the wrong stream
>>1201842while I agree that its a grift they are also paying for translation work and the rights to use afreeca's content, so its not only for their 2 hours of commentating a week for maybe 6 months a year, its also a translators 2 hours of work for maybe 6 months a year and dirt cheap foreign broadcast rights
>>1201843So true, Scarlett is in fact, a man.
Does snibbles still post here?
>PvZ>1h 30mins longepic so whoever wins the first game just 3-0s thank you for kiketube
no but he still streams
>>1201475ew no.>>1201900what is this about?
Who's ready for unlimited PvP works?
>>1201892Maybe consider watching it live instead.ASL is on in 2 hours btw.
no i dont think i will
>>1181786desert strike owns
>>1192931is he balding?
>>1198473this bitch has the most annoying voice on the planet and i skip anything she casts
>>1201972Guy cheated at chess. Extremely famous guy lost to him, calls him out and drops out of tournament.
>>1201854>>1200818caught snibbles in the artosis chat
>>1202287BASED AS FUCK once a cheater always a cheater
how do you cheat at chessand how do you cheat when you are seated in front of each other
use your brain moron
i dont have a brain im a protoss player
>>1202287he is everyday there
>>1202292>how do you cheat at chesshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRz9LHLpSHM
twitch.tv/esl_sc2Has is delivering
This tournament will have a protoss victor and his name is 'stem.
i hate these 2week ro10s for GSL. it makes the matches incredibly less interesting to watch the first week and then it sucks when someone has a great second week and loses because of a shitty first week.
Doing my placement matches, going mech every gameWish me luck brehs
make at least one(1) viKING
even protoss is less braindead than mech
even protossers don't believe that
zerg is the most braindead race
playing bw with the lads
At first I thought terrier shooped into a helmet atop a sci-fi booth with yellow lighting, then I noticed the face at the bottom was at a weird angle, cocked my head and it all fell into place
it didnt fall into place for me
snibbley bibbley probably has a wife and 3 daughters by now and tosog has a new dogsog, the mullet has 40 percented himself and brosidian is still a 70 iq spicand here i am in the same room jerking off to rape porn...pissco wasn't worth mentioning
let's be honest, snibbs isn't breeding
did the mullet really cut himself permanently? i really hope so
my wife is so cute
heromarine was crying while losing to reynor on ladder and said something like "terrans have to do things like 2 base all in and double bc to win now" and then gumioh and maru did the bc thing in gsl
>I maek marin xDgod terran is such a faggot race
Why does Skillous play under a neutral flag? What a cuck
I would rather be a cuck and live as a refugee in a very big esports facility in the netherlands, than live as a neet and freeze to death in a porr commieblock in russia
stop making me want a gook wife
You WILL racemix with a kgirlYou WILL eat the dogsYou WILL play terran in brood warand you WILL be happy
>>1203619Screencapped & saved
implying anyone in here could land a qt kgirl gf
if tasteless can do it then I can too
>>1203649you just have to be good at starcraft
tasteless is absolutely retarded but has a high verbal iq and thats all that matters in life along with pippeli size and being 6' tall
>whoa the zerg is more efficient with free units and yoinks than a terranwhoa. i never knew.
tasteless isn't even a real person he's just Artosis' egregore that he managed to manifest into our collective consciousness
>tasteless isn't even a real persontell that to all those chidlren
Nina AND Scarscar are streamingWhy aren't you watching them?
sorry I'm a transphobe
arty looks like a dinosaur with really tiny arms
will the european zerg/protoss balance committee ever buff terran/nerf zerg+protoss?
bcs are op
if youre extra retarded
terran doesn't need a buffzerg needs a nerf though
i want to put my penis in a hatchery
nevermind/our twink/ dabbing all over that zoomer
why even bother watching the regionals? everyone knows who is going to make it in already
>>1204469Just like starcraft me
>>1204469I can't get enough of feardragon!
REALLY not a fan of the jogger music on gsl
i like when they have funny pop music
>gyuri will nevger compliment your buildwhy live
there's no point in living, you should just kill yourself now.
nah, im having fun with gundam evolution. maybe later.
>creator having a heart attack on screenbased?https://youtu.be/vKUV672JG_c?t=7964
just finished that day was KINO
Group A was significantly better than Group B
both were great!
This cHam & eGGz is a pretty cool match.:-)
I disagree wholefartedly
afreeca global in 6 hours>Dark vs Classic>GuMiHo vs herO
ill be asleep in bed in 6 hours
i'll be awake playing gundam evolution and watching it
>Dark vs Classic game 2 & 3What am I watching?
was it kino?
how long are queue times for BW's 1v1 rankeds in Europe
>serral plays showitime>best euro zerg vs best euro tosser >most optimal way to play zvp is to turtle until hive and then starve the protoss out by denying them outer basespatch when
>>1205455less than 20 secs
>thinking the euro zergs that make up a majority of the 'balance' committee will nerf their moneymakerlmao. they keep complaining that terran is too overpowered since terran can win a game here or there.
garbage dead game that rewards the dumbest shit
Battlecruisers and Ghosts are too powerful. Snipe should take longer to cast, Enhanced Shockwaves should be deleted, and BC jump should require research and have a longer cooldown.Medivacs should take longer to load units and boost should require research.Also we should buff Ultra armor by 1 and increase Queen and Fungal range by 1.
bros recc some good protoss guides for bw im done with the campaign
>>1206065Professor Protoss has some basic guides on youtube.
>World Team league>Coffee vs Oreo>XY vs PattyMac>MacSed vs Vindicta>herO vs TooDming>Jieshi vs Firefly>Dark vs Silkywhy did hero and dark bother with this
if you kids keep misbehaving i'm going to post a screenshot of huskys modern youtube channel
>>1206098CEASE! I REPEAT, CEASE!!!
>>1206128gonna watch tres metros sobre el cielo so i can talk to the cute latinas at work about it
we are watching the liquor in my glass going down haha
we are watching bisu soulkey
>>1204951When did that happen?
>>1206180Classic Soulkey moment.
wtf asl is on!!
>>1206180I never noticed his teeth were so fucked up
>Clem vs GunGFuBanDaBalls deep.
DSL is my favourite starcraft league
>>1207059>new thread when we're on page 8Man this will still be here for another 2 weeks
we are playing
>queue up a 1v1 game>it's a thor or bc portrait terran
>>1207227Wardi used to be based... He used to hate pizzagrub for being a woman...
>>1207700Now they look like an aging elderly couple that regret getting together but feel like they have to because they can't afford to live on their own and don't want to fight over who keeps which pet.
how we feeling for today herobros??
the other day the camera docused on some joggerino with a sign in the crowd and that was the only time I didn't hear tasteless say welcome
i haven't seen a void ray in so long
what does hot6 taste like bros
>>1208022I went to a korea shop the other day where I usually pick up spices and to my dismay they had no hottu sexo, so I brought some other softdrink and it tasted the exact same as they do in my own country except they were puny and cost like twice as much so I don't think you're missing out on much.
What about Chilsung Cider?
for me it's cantata latte holic
For me itshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=759tymJSwJU
What about geska?
I miss her
based gumigodgoing to win GSL as a sendoff for arty
rt playing sc2 with our guy gemini
>"pinnacle of RTS">page 10the genre is truly dead....