And not a historical game. They confirmed the game will be an open sandbox experience where players can turn their country into whatever they want. Basically a full meme generator. Is this the last nail in the coffin of this game?
So the same as all Paradox games, then.
>>1149039>Basically a full meme generatorI don’t know how I inferred this from that sentence alone but you are definitely fat and underage
>>1149039>>1149045So how can they go anywhere from here? A game where you can do anything can just be modded into anything. THREE games where you can do anything (HOI4, CK3, Vic3) means no reason to make a sequel. How will what they make next sell at all?
>>1149077No need to seethe.
All I know is that I am very excited by Victoria 3. So much that I am pooing myself everyday. Watery, unexpected, and violent poos at that.
They added mission trees aka semi-forced railroading
>>1149077Well, you are wrong. Why are you shitposting without contributing to the discussion? Do I need to call the jannies?
>>1149113I am genuinely happy for you. I wish V3 had the same effect on my intestine.
>>1149127The journal entries? They look mostly harmless to me, unless they give you "rewards", which I am not aware of.
>>1149045I do not think in V2 you could invade England as the Kingdom of Congo at any point in the game without cheating the dumb AI. Something like this historical abhomination should be possible in V2, and even encouraged. This is a jump in sandbox quality.
>>1149141Possible in V3*
>>1149039Trannies ruined Paradox games
>>1149136>unless they give you "rewards"Obviously they will give you rewards just like in every other game
>>1149136I specifically remember from the leak that quite a lot of them give you tech points and others give you modifiers and the like
>>1149082Modders are ultimately limited by the infrastructure PDX creates. Is EU3 a better game than EU4? I don’t know, but EU4 mods are definitely better because EU4 is better raw material for modders to work with. EU5 will be better than EU4 just enough to convince players and modders alike to switch.
>>1149285>EU5 will be better than EU4 just enough to convince players and modders alike to switchJust like CK3 am i right
>>1149281Then I was wrong. This is even worse than I thought.
>>1149085Who would think that calling someone fat and underage as an insult would make a nuchanner bitch out
>>1149132Thank you for the kind words. Having one's bowels involuntarily cleansed of feces is certainly a beneficial effect, although admittedly a rather embarrassing and messy one at times.I am sure that once you have experienced the joyful excitement that come from choosing among three buttons for all your warfare requirements the excitement of Victoria will become more apparent.
>>1149285EU4 has too much DLC bloat to warrant it.Even EA is struggling to justify a Sims 5 because they aren't willing to make the game better (4 was a downgrade similar to Paradox sequels - undercooked human models, other art downgraded to PS2 tier, reduction in features) in a way that would restart the cash cow for a new generation.
>>11496523 buttons? It sounds like an improvement, Victoria 2 had 1 button regarding warfare, if we exclude the recruitment: "move your stack to a chokepoint".
Did any of you retards even play vic2 ? You already could do whatever you wanted to.
what are the odds the war system crashes and burns so badly they have to remake it?
>>1150012WTF? Why did you tell me that before? Now I am literally EXPLODING with VIOLENT DIARRHEA!
>>1150109Have you considered relieving your bowels just before the entrance of PDX HQ?
>>1149899all eu5 need is a better trade system and couple of 4's dlc features and people will switch
what's the deal with bowel release and victoria 3?
>>1150085>what are the odds the war system crashes and burns so badly they have to remake it?I wonder if they already have designs ready for a more in depth war system that they're planning to sell separately.
>>1150085Zero. If you played the beta, you'd realize combat is the least of the game's problems.
>>1149295CK3 had two big problems. One was few of the modders had the relevant skills to alter the new 3d character models, which severely slowed all the big overhaul mods that had planned to migrate from CK2. This was always going to be an issue - messing with art assets is not something the modding community has ever been good at, and the more sophisticated the assets become the fewer the modders there'll be who can do anything with them. The second is that Paradox took a year-long hiatus from supporting the game when covid hit, which caused their strategy of releasing a content-bare framework of a game and filling it out later to backfire as everyone lost interest and moved on before the dlc's started rolling out.
>>1150659Another big problem is how much of CK3 is hardcoded. I know personally how shit some of this shit is because the framework for my futa mod won't let my futa knock up other women.
>>1150716Wait what, paradox hardcoded what a woman is? That ain't woke!
>>1150747Turns out they are woke but only for things that are easy or quick to do. Tell a dangerhair manager that there is a gender injustice and she will be up in arms until you tell her how many manhours it will require to change then she suddenly turns into a ruthless capitalist.
>>1149285HOI3 is a better game than HOI4 even though HOI4 has a larger modding community.
>>1150134Yes. I gave it long and careful consideration. Because I feel that Paradox needs to know just how excited they made me feel. Unfortunately I could not find Sweden. Lord knows I tried. Denmark, Norway, Finland, I had no problem. But Sweden? Nope. I must have taken a wrong turn at Leningrad or something. I did find some country overrun with immigrants, but I think that was Germany.Its really a shame. I would have loved to have emptied the sloppy contents of my rectum right at the entrance to the Paradox Fuhrer bunker. I would have have been screaming "THREE BUTTONS!" loud as a bastard, while spraying my ass around like a Flammenwerfer. Paradox needs to know how much their fans love them, hopefully someone will succeed where I have failed.
how moddable is CK3? I'd imagine Vic3 will be on par or better
>>1150747>>1150753You guys are like creepy 65 year olds trying to fit in with teenagers
>>1151041>flammenwerfer i too sir, am a fan of both history and the epic reddit history memes ! :-D HANS GET THE FLAMMENWAFFLEZ xDDDDD
>>1151336You have no idea how much your kind words of support mean to me and my uncontrollably wayward sphincter. If it were possible on this beleaguered forum I would upboat your post at least ONE BILLION MILLION times. Then I would create at least a CUMZILLION throwaway accounts, get them all up to a thousand Karma each by making staggeringly inane hivemind comments designed to appeal to fucking morons, and then upboat you into TRANSLUNAR orbit, while also making some poignant comment about respecting pronouns. The idea of doing this has made me quite excited. Excuse me for a moment while I expunge a deluge of hot excrement from my anal cavity.
>>1151366If it wasn’t clear I was calling you embarrassing
>>1151372No dear Anon, you are confused. I was taking a dump of very hot and watery shit on you. Its a tragedy you didn't notice. I shall endeavour to push harder next time.
>>1151461Pls sdob :D
>>1151956You dont like my big fat sloppy greasy poos? What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>1152123>>1151461>>1151366>>1151041>>1149652>>1149113Consider the rope.It merrily dangles, awaiting your arrival.
>>1152129You love my stinking filthy dirty worm infested shits. Just admit it. You want to roll in them. They make you excited. Just like I am excited for Victoria 3 !
>>1152405you will never be a Victoria 3 player.
>>1149077Because you are projecting faglord bootlicking Pdx of all companies.
>>1152419>projectingthis word is like a giveaway someone is cutting their wrists and sobbing tears of pure impotent rage
>>1152562>No you Ehrm, no. I am neither fat or underage, quite the opposite, actually. You started this thing instead of bringing actual arguments to the table. Sorry
>>1152606>You started this thing instead of bringing actual arguments to the table.LMAO are you actually gay
>Ehrm, no. I am neither fat or underage, quite the opposite, actually. You started this thing instead of bringing actual arguments to the table. Sorry
>>1150716Which is hillarius, as paradevs chill that CK3 be much more moddable and modders friendly than CK2, and on release we get even more hardcoded crap.
>>1149141>if you play V2 crazy well you can do meme shit, and that is okay>If you play V3 crazy well you can do meme shit, and that is BAD
I just cant stop thinking about Victoria 3. And every time I do I have an explosive shit. ITS JUST THAT DANG EXCITING!
>>1152607>>1152609You ever wake up and think "the fuck am I doing with my life spamming the same fucking pictures on /gsg/ and /vst/ constantly?"
>>1152607>>1152609Imagine being this butthurt you have to keep commenting the same shit over and over. Absolutely assblasted, go drink some mom's milk.
>>1152690Never said any of that.
Modders will fix it.
>>1152723Nice pepe you got there.
>>1152709>Absolutely assblasted, go drink some mom's milk.Why do ESLs have such fruity sayings that they insist on using in English lmao
>>1152709at least they’re not fat and autistic lol
>>1152830Ah, thanks for exposing yourself, polenschizo.Now we know you're just shitposting instead of deluded lmao
>>1149113Good morning Sir
>>1152879I am Sir, to pleased to have being meeting with honorable pooer such as myself. Let us being of play Victoria3 and making of the poos together, Sir.
>>1149141I've turtled as Zulu before and was able to invade British and Portuguese colonial possessions during late game, this was in vanilla though and not in Grandimod
>>1150747>Wait what, paradox hardcoded what a woman is?No doubt.They hardcoded marriage to only be between men and women. Took them nearly two years to untangle their messy code so mods could have marriage equality. ME was also added it as an game rule option, much to the dismay of the far right fan base.
I dont know why some of you guys keep going on about shitting your pants with excitement. Victoria 3 looks boring as hell and my poos have never been harder and more difficult to shit out. Painful even.
>>1153408Sir! I can be of assurance there is nothing being cringe of my poo! Is finest poo Sir! Being much betterment than your second hand poo, Sir!
>>1152846All poles are delusiona, tho
>>1153428what the fuck is a 'lady-pede'
>>1153512Female partner of centipede.
>>1153434Just quit it with the runny poo jokes. My poos have been hard as fuck for weeks ever since Victoria 3 was announced. Yeah, okay, the three buttons bullshit pisses me off, but I never knew it was going to make my shit as hard as rocks.
>>1153552Soft poo beta larping as solid poo chad.
>>1153588I wouldn't mind if they were just solid poos. But these fuckers are like shitting out pieces of fucking concrete. I can hear them "clink" as they hit the bottom of the bowl. That's when I do manage to get them out. Often they just nudge out a bit, nope out, and then retreat back up my anus. As if they were afraid of the water. I imagine its how gay sex feels. Its most unsettling.
>>1153678What the lack of Vic3 does to a mf..
>>1153777Its not the lack of Vic3, its just how bad it is. I cant help it if a game is so bad it petrifies my crap. Look, at this point I would prefer to like mashing 3 buttons if it meant I could sit down and have a jolly decent crap, rather than straining for ages in the hope that one of my reluctant poos will venture out into this brave new world.
>>1153838Jesus Christ where the fuck are the jannies
>>1153906Generally speaking hard poos dont make such a mess. Its the wet explosive ones that take a lot of cleaning up. Those people excited by Victoria 3 will be making a lot of messes.
>>1154554Bloody bitchh bastardBhenchod Sir
vic3 will suck, but not as much as the forced shitter memes. degeneracy is so unbecoming.
>>1154624Du wirst die Scheiße essen
>>1154624I'm tranny btw
>>1154624The shitposting (get it?) is unironically one of the best things to happen to the vic3 threads. There's no reason to keep these threads up when the discussion has already been worn out and everyone already realizes that the game will be a hot steaming pile of shit, much like the one I took just now. The only problem is the fact that it took me a week to shove it out my rectum from how unexcited I am about Vic3. Me taking a shit and posting about it is going to be infinitely more entertaining than discussing why Vic3 will be terrible for the 5 millionth time. Either rock out, or get out. Your choice.
>>1154642You mean trans?
>>1154677Do trans 'people' even possess mental calibre high enough to be able to play strategy games?
>>1154680As far as I can remember, most trannies are autistic so I suppose it does fit the bill
>>1154686Who would win in a no holds barred physical scuffle between a /vst tranny and a /vst janny?
>>1150807Thats cause hoi4 is such a barebones game with no options for anything and the entire game is railroaded by focuses
>>1154732What are your computer specs?
>>1154657Sir is, I am to say, unfathomably based, Sir!I must of eat curry now Sir!!
>>1154657I want to roll in your hot steaming pile of shit.
>>1154752Rude, offensive and uncalled for.
>>1154754Do Americans really?
>>1154657I really couldn't agree more. But I think there is more to the poo-shitposter ( shitposters? maybe more than one guy ). I suspect its also becasue its is virtually impossible to have a reasonable discussion on these boards. The noise to signal ratio is just too high. So all the posts about wet poos and hard poos is not just a satirical commentary on the futility of discussing Victoria 3 but also a wider criticism about the nature of 4chan. It might be summed up as "When its all full of shit the only worth adding is more shit."Anyway, thank you for reading my thesis draft. I will be publishing it soon.
>>1154757You haven't seen pics of the fat American Walmart shoppers? The ones who have shitty pants? Protip. They were all excited for Vic3
Played the leak, the game as a whole is boring as fuck
>>1154692I imagine the jannies would win due to the sheer difference in weight. The trannies would be crushed, both metaphorically and literally.
>a war system more complex than three buttons? H*ck no you chud.>yaaaas look at the detailerinos on my marxerino!
>>1155187So you have hard poos. Yes. Its a major problem, I know. Sitting on the toilet, grunting away, trying to shift the little bitch.