What the fuck is this shit?
This is now an Adam22 thread
imagining how bad in bed the people who wrote this dialogue are makes me chuckle
>>3189587All they do is watch from the corner of the room. Of course they're bad.
>>3189643are you implying bulls aren't just as bad? they want their ass to be stared at while fucking, it's performance, not intimacy. shit skills for everyone involved, that's what cuck fetishism is about, using situation to offset lack of ability.
>>3189654>are you implying bulls aren't just as bad? they want their ass to be stared at while fuckingReally? I thought they were just regular type dudes with big-ass dicks who profit (in pussy) by grifting Larian writers.
>>3189665wanting to fuck some whore while her boyfriend watches ain't exactly "regular type dude" shit. he's getting off from the guy being involved. very gay.
why is this even in the game
>>3189669its a gay sex simulatorcuckolding is part and parcel of the lgbt lifestyle though they call it "polyamory" or a "love triangle"
>>3189680Do you not remember the article about Lae'zel fucking other party members from a couple of years ago? This is pretty blatantly the writers' fetish.
>>3189681meant for >>3189669
>>3189681do you have a link to that article?I think they scrubbed it off the internet since the final game doesn't actually have that
>>3189585Why is this some really bad photoshop? The game has a dialogue history function, at least then I'd know what I was supposed to be looking at.
>>3189585Pretty sure this is the player playing as Shadowheart and romancing Halsin.
As a NTR connoisseur i dont mind
>>3189817No, Halsin always interjects when you talk to the brothel drow. Shadowheart flirts with him then no matter what.
>>3189831Even if the player is romancing her? If not it's really no big deal.
>>3189836>Even if the player is romancing her?Yes.
>decide to not romance anyone so I don't get cucked>Withers calls me an incel
>>3189991I didn't save the whole convo but it basically ended with him saying "And that's why you'll always be alone."
>>3189995The dragonborn mask, kek. You zorro or smth?
>>3189585Legitimately don't understand why larian troons screech at Owlcat games, calling them cucks for not letting them romance every companion in the game, while Larian games feature actual literal cuckolding where almost every single companion is perfectly fine with the prospect of being in an open relationship and all of them are playersexual. To be fair I don't know what I expected from people who are literally identified by which mental illnesses they have.
>>3189991>>3189995lol, they really did a "why u no like our romances?" survey conversation while trying to shame the player. what a joke.
>>3190016NTA but I had the same thing (I killed every origin char) and I said that I have better things to be doing.
>>3189996I have a complex about the scales near my nose (in dragon culture it's like having a small penis) so I cover it with a mask.
>>3190226whatever helps you cope. it's right there.
>>3190014>where almost every single companion is perfectly fine with the prospect of being in an open relationshipThat's not true though, and at least it would be more even-handed if it were. Instead, the only "open relationships" you can have in the game involve men. You can't fuck multiple women at the same time without involving men. MFF is not possible, but MMM, MMF, and MMMFF is. Shadowheart asks to have a threesome with you and Halsin but she refuses to let you have a threesome with her and Karlach or her and Lae'zel. If you ask for a threesome with a drow woman in the brothel, she refuses and insists that you include a male drow for her and if he's there, to also include Halsin. But you can't have group sex with just your male character and multiple women. Ever. It's egregious.
>>3190424Pretty clear who the game was made for.
>>3190424>she refuses to let you have a threesome with her and Karlach or her and Lae'zeli wouldn't hold that against her. good taste.>you ask for a threesome with a drow woman in the brothel, she refuses and insists that you include a male drow for herthis is dumb, though. guess they wanted to avoid pandering to male fantasies or something.
>>3189585Is every threesome now seen as cuckoldry?
>>3190521Now explain why MFF is the ONLY threesome combination a male protagonist can't have.
>>3190521on the cuckoldry scale, letting another man rail your woman, even when participating, is definitely up there.
>>3190521Unless it's Trump kissing your wife on the lips, it's cuckoldry
>>3190529>lettingA bit more than that. She demands it and disapproves if you refuse.
>>3190531>TDS out of nowhere So you're one of those. The absolute projection. Fucking weirdo.
>>3190527this game is gay propaganda, it exists to try and turn kids gayits the same reason why all the female characters look so masculine
>>3190532so? her disapproval means nothing, she's merely a npc. you as the player have all the agency.
>>3190527Shadowheart just isn't into women, I guess. Same reason most men like the idea of two women at once, but dislike fantasizing about having one woman with their buddy.
>>3190535>you as the player have all the agencyIn a game you as the player only have agency the writers grant you. That's why you can't have MFF threesomes in the game, they didn't write it in. That's why you can't romance Shadowheart without her lusting after Halsin, they wrote that lust for him as an intrinsic part of her character even if you're romancing her. It's disgusting.
>>3190542>Shadowheart just isn't into women, I guess. Same reason most men like the idea of two women at once, but dislike fantasizing about having one woman with their buddy.Shadowheart can be romanced by female mc. She makes sexual comments about Karlach the first time you meet her. It's not about that. You as a male mc just can't fuck more than one woman at the same time without involving another guy but the opposite isn't true.
>>3190529The player is the one talking to prostitutes. That's way closer to cucking than a threesome.>>3190532A character voices a desire and is unhappy about her partners refusal. That's how it works with everythkng else in real life too.
>>3190547Forgot to add to this, Karlach won't let you have a threesome with her and another woman either. Neither will Lae'zel. Again, you CAN have threesomes and group sex... but if and only if you include another guy.
>>3190550>A character voices a desire and is unhappy about her partners refusal. That's how it works with everythkng else in real life too.Why the fuck did Larian add your romance partner demanding to fuck another man and disapproving if you refuse? >cuckoldry is real life!Fuck off weirdo.
>>3190547Then she is jealous about sharing her partner with another woman. Happens. Seemsmore like a bit ofcharacterisation than a nefarious agenda by Larian.Are there any groupsex opportunities that don't involve Shadowheart and are they also limited to "Gee Billy, two wieners"?
>>3190551male gays, not male gaze.
>>3190554What are you doing talking to prostitutes you square?>cuckoldry is real lifeIt would be, if you had a love life.
>>3190555>Seemsmore like a bit ofcharacterisation than a nefarious agenda by Larian.Bullshit.>Are there any groupsex opportunities that don't involve Shadowheart and are they also limited to "Gee Billy, two wieners"?Yes and yes. How many other ways can I say it? Read, dude. Fuck.
>>3190550yeah, if she let you fuck prossies she's a cuckquean too. threesomes are gross.
>>3190559>I'm a cuck but at least my wife has sex!Holy shit LMAO
>>3190559wh... what did anon mean by this post???
>>3190567He meant: "I voted for Bernie Sanders, therefore I must support open relationships."
>>3190581doesn't make sense love life is the same as cuck that's not considered normal bruh lol
>>3190582He calls anon a square, which implies that he thinks he's being "trad" by disapproving of letting a man fuck his girlfriend and that a "trad" person shouldn't be talking to prostitutes. This gives a hint of his politics. His other remark is a dig, to say that the "trad" person is a "incel" and that even if he did have a girlfriend, she would cheat on him. Classic Bernie Sanders supporter.
>>3190424>almost every single companion is perfectly fine with the prospect of being in an open relationship>t-that's not true because it's true but a lot of them bang dudes and that ruins the cuck fetish for me HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHA
>>3190593This isn't what he's saying though. He's saying the female companions aren't interested in bringing a female into the relationship, so it isn't a true "open" relationship. Read betterer.
I'm a huge fan of BG1&2, literally will never play the game because of the dating sim bullshit. I'm fine wasting my time on a dorky dnd video game, but there are limits.
>>3190594>it isn't cuckoldry because it's not the type of cuck porn I get off to lmfao
>>3190598No, it is cuckshit, but it's not a true "open" relationship because the woman isn't open to letting you bang chicks with her. Maybe you have more experience with this terminology than I do? Am I making some error?
>>3190610>Am I making some error?Yes. All of the women are fine with the prospect of banging other men. In other words, they are in an open relationship where they introduce other partners/cheat whenever they feel like it. Are you ESL or something?
>>3190627Open relationship means you can bang other women too, right? So, if the woman doth protest when you want to bang another chick, that's not so open. So, it isn't an "open" relationship. Copy?
>>3190631>almost every single companion is perfectly fine with the prospect of an open relationship>companionI think you're confused because you're equating open relationship towards being bisexual or something like that. Regardless it still stands almost every companion will cheat on you and see that as perfectly acceptable behavior and you can cheat on them too and they're fine with that.
>>3190634Do you have to be bisexual to have a threesome? The girls don't have to interact, balls don't have to touch. Nobody is arguing that these relationships aren't degenerate, anon, but they aren't even playing by their own degenerate rules.
>>3190658What does threesomes even have to do with this? And why are you arguing so hard against the fact that the companions love open relationships and having other partners? Are you just used to coping as an innate response to anything?
>>3190671I think you don't understand that not everyone who responds to you disagrees with every part of what you say. I've laid it out clearly enough at this point, so, whatever.
>>3190424What about FFF?
>>3189585I'm autistic, do people really talk like this in real life?
>>3190845I've never actually seen a full lesbian threesome outside of hentai. I doubt that kind of thing actually happens IRL. Most gays tend to not be loose with their choice of partner.
>>3190627>>3190634Are you fucking retarded? There's a difference between a guy fucking two women (not possible in this game) and a guy having to include another guy. You are so fucking stupid.
>>3190845No FFF. There would be FFM in that case but that's only possible if (You) play as a woman. You can't have MFF if (You) play as a man.
>>3190591If you talk to prostitutes in front of your partner you have no reason to get so flustered when said partner then assumes you are okay with a threesome. This is another case of people getting worked up over the logical consequences of player choices in an RPG.
>>3190946>player choices>male players can't have a threesome with two women>the only combinations always include another guyAll your bullshit about MUH PLAYER CHOICES and you still fail to address this.
>>3190956You shouldn't worry. If you ever have a threesome it will involve two pussies.A game with sex scenes does not have to offer every possible combination. It's okay if the game does not feature MFFs but does feature MMFs. If you don't like that stuff, don't choose the dialogue options leading there.
>>3190967>You shouldn't worry. If you ever have a threesome it will involve two pussies.Your retarded little quips come across as ridiculously insecure. Nobody thinks this shit is clever you dumb fag.>It's okay if the game does not feature MFFs but does feature MMFs.It's obvious what your deal is. Disgusting.
>>3190864>Most gays tend to not be loose with their choice of partner.lollmaoThey are the most vapid cross fuckers.
>>3190973Yet you are the one sperging out over player choices leading to fugg you don't like. If you don't like degeneracy, don't try soliciting prostitutes. No game can account for every eventuality There can be a lot of reasons why MFF was not included that does not include 'satanic Belgians' casting the evil eye on pious video gamers that just wanted to hire a prostitute.
>>3190977my back hurts, shrimp broit's joever, posture is permanently hunchback of notre dame tier
>>3191064>There can be a lot of reasons why MFF was not includedFor example?
>>3191065get one these and stop looking at your phone in bed while laying down on your back.
>>3191064>There can be a lot of reasons why MFF was not includedYou are so fucking disingenuous you woke faggot. Always pretending not to be woke and conveniently "not understanding" what anyone's talking about. Cowardly little cunt you can't even admit your own biases or be truthful about your own opinions. You dress it up as being innocently unaware. Bitch mode.
>>3190946Hiring a prostitute for a one off encounter is a lot different than bringing a friend who you will continue to see into the relationship. I know you don't have much experience and are tilting at "Christian" windmills, but it's a matter of emotional practicalities. I'm sorry Bernie lost, by the way.
>>3191071its a gay sex simulator with a focus on cuckolding
Shadoheart and Halsin have the same writer and that faggot keeps retweeting onlyfans models and fan-fic porn. It's so obvious the dude tried showing his fetish in there but had to hide it because if it was in your face the normies would lose their shit seeing how Shadowheart is the most popular choice.
So don't let Halsin out of his cage? Problem solved. Throw rocks at gay bears. Reward goblin children.
>>3191098That's real? How does this works anyway? It's not dimension door, is it?
can you play this game and purge all degeneracy? it would be a cool paladin roleplay
>>3191137its called uninstalling the "game"
>>3190856yes, you should try those lines, they work. Smooth.
>>3190967How does it make sense to go to a whorehouse and I can´t buy a whore? In bg2 you go to a whorehouse, you buy a whore and get a full rest. If your character is a woman in bg2, you buy a male whore and get a full rest. In bg3, the entire whorehouse only have 2 twin drows for sale that only does bisexual 4somes. It´s just obvious gay shit being pushed down your throat that ruins the immersion.
>>3191137Killed all the origin charactersKilled all the gobbosKilled all the duergar and drow in the Underdark. Wish I’d killed the (((deep gnomes))) tooKilled the “friendly” hobgoblin and mind flayed in the Underdark. Yeah right not falling for your tricksSlaughtered the whole gith crècheButchered all of Moonrise towerKilled the necromancer and friends in the gauntlet of shar and the fiend down there tooAct 3, for some reason the circus had ghouls and mummies and kobolds and shit working for it? Kill all thoseOh and the drag queen was a fucking necromancer of course, he got slaughtered too. Apparently I missed a quest by doing that, no regrets>t. Devotion paladin
>>3191073Too bad for you, I don't lay on my back when using my phone, I flip over onto my belly and use my pillow as a desk.
>>3191381>Too bad for youyour back pain doesn't affect me, anon.>flip over onto my belly and use my pillow as a desk.if you are looking down at your phone, that's not good. hold it up level to your head while on your stomach. if you don't like to hold it up, lay on your side with a pillow between your legs.
>>3189585Same energy as 2 years worth of semen. I'm not even being ironic that was the first thing I thought of.
>>3191449Oh and thishttps://youtu.be/FAti2zuqp_A?si=FGo-eiRkGnnkORkdI've complained several times about violence getting out of hand, well this is an example of horniness getting out of hand.
>>3191455Why is this not in the movie? Gosh, Spielberg really dropped off, didn't he?
>>3191368Your love interest threatened to end the relationship if you went for a whore in BG2.In BG3 your love interest is open to the idea but only if she can watch you suck dick. That's not that different. If anything BG3 gives you more options as a player
>>3191522>Your love interest threatened to end the relationship if you went for a whore in BG2.Normal>In BG3 your love interest is open to the idea but only if she can watch you suck dick.Not normal>That's not that different.You have brain damage>If anything BG3 gives you more options as a playerHow about the choice of MFF as a male player character? Or are you going back to the UHHH THEY CAN'T ACCOUNT FOR EVERY SINGLE CHOICE JUST THE GAY ONES shit?
>>3191103Damn really.Halsin's romance from what I heard is just a weird fetish basically with no depth.I guess all the good writting stops at shadowheart.
>>3191532frog woman's writing mogs sharts writing bro, and I'm saying this as a shartfag
>>3191535She doesn't even get BEARed at all does she? How the tables have turned. Before release everyone thought she was the cuckbait.
>>3191535All I hear is about shart and astarion for romances I thought they were both written good.Only romance I had was halsin bc im a fagg(if you can even call that romance)
>>3191522I give a clear cut example of having fewer options than what bg2 could offer, a 23 year old game and you just completely deny reality like some Russian vatnigger saying you are not planning to invade Ukraine. My first run in bg3 was a paladin silver dragonborn. My roleplay was in line with the lore with dragonborns in general. I wanted to be gold at first, because I wanted my paladin character to verge on the tyrannical good like some gold dragons do, I ended up going silver because they look cooler, but still planning to play my character as tyrannical good. Also, since I was dragonborn, with a reptile face, I decided he would only be attracted to other dragonborns. >>3190016But even you just like the developers can´t fathom that I bought their game to get the biggest sandbox possible. It just goes beyond your puny fucking mind, so you automatically assume I had to have a love interest. At that point I had killed Asterion when he tried to suck my blood. Watched Shadowheart kill Lazeel. Then killed Shadowheart when she tried to ram a spear through Selunes daughter. Sent Wyll to hell, because he didn´t repent selling his soul and I deemed it more important to kill a devil than save some unrepentant dumb fuck. I was rolling with Jahira, Gale and a hireling. So since there are no dragonborns to fuck, I go to the whorehouse. Can´t fuck the dragonborn shopkeeper at the armory. Can´t fuck the dragon born lady standing outside Sharess Caress. I go inside. Bg2 23 years ago had a female for you if you were male, a male if you were female. My dragonborn character been on the road for a long time. Surely looking forward to getting a menu of all the races in the whorehouse. Oh what´s that? We only got the drow twins on offer in this big whorehouse. Totally believable and not at all gay shit forced down your throat, that the only option at the whorehouse is gay sex. What a fucking joke you are to claim that I have more options.
>>3191640>im roleplaying a super good righteous paladin>omg he went to the whorehouse and couldnt find a whore he liked!! morons are born every minute
>>3189681>>3189734This was really all I needed to hear about the game to dismiss it for good. Well, except I like shitposting in threads about it occasionally.
>>3191071Most players are male and romance females. Larian likely had more animations lying around featuring male on female. The acts women do on each other are also more complicated to animate than humping. A dev can also reasonably guess that the kind of guy that tries to hire a prostitute while their love interest is present does not mind, maybe even likes a fantasy mmf. Another reason could be that Larian wanted to give the love interests some push back, limit the wish fulfillment aspect of the romance and make them feel more real by giving them preferences and having them voice desires that are not (fully) congruent with the players wishes.>>3191530Yes, it is normal that your LI ends the romance if you try fucking a prostitute. It is also normal that your LI might be into a threesome and has her own ideas about it. Stuff like this happens in real life relationships. Doesn't mean that a game that includes mmf threesomes endorses them, just like BG3 does not endorse killing.>How about the choice of MFF as a male player character?Stop crying that you can't be degenerate just the way you want to be degenerate. Buy yourself a pair of whores instead of whining to strangers on the internet.>>3191640You play dragonborn because your cut dick is as flaky as their skin.
>>3191664>maybe even likes a fantasy mmf>limit the wish fulfillment aspect>make them feel more real by giving them preferences and having them voice desires that are not (fully) congruent with the players wishesYou are fucking disgusting. Noticeable how everything you're saying is just defending cuckoldry and faggotry. Pretending like you're against "degeneracy" in general while you're constantly advocating faggot sex and ONLY have a chip on your shoulder about things that would be appealing to straight men. You are such a fucking coward. Why do woke leftist retards like you always pretend to be innocent LE CENTRISTS? All that Pride shit and you can't even be proud of your opinions without pretending to be something else? Fucking cunt.>It is also normal that your LI might be into a threesome and has her own ideas about it. Stuff like this happens in real life relationships. Doesn't mean that a game that includes mmf threesomes endorses them, just like BG3 does not endorse killing.All your arguments about realism are advocating for faggot sex and group sex that MUST include other men. Fucking freak. Then you say the game needs to include options... BUT WAIT>Another reason could be that Larian wanted to give the love interests some push back, limit the wish fulfillment aspect of the romance and make them feel more real by giving them preferences and having them voice desires that are not (fully) congruent with the players wishes.>>>3191064>No game can account for every eventuality There can be a lot of reasons why MFF was not included that does not include 'satanic Belgians' casting the evil eye on pious video gamers that just wanted to hire a prostitute.How convenient. Fucking retard. If you're a woke faggot just fucking admit it and stop being a bitch. At least you'll just be an average faggot instead of being a faggot, a coward AND a disingenuous piece of shit all at the same time.
>>3191645Well obviously if I´m playing a straight character and the whorehouse only offers gay sex moron.>>3191664That´s a nice personal insult that would make sense if I was American. I´m not American and I´m not cut.But both of you should keep trying to defend only gay sex being offered at a brothel as the most normal thing in the world and not at all gay sex being shoved down your throat. Even though Baldurs Gate 2, in Baldurs Gate, somehow managed to have a brothel offering female characters male whores and male characters female whores.Write another reply where you defend the indefensible of only gay incest sex being offered at the brothel, but only if you also become a cuck to your love interest. "Oh lord why do those chuds hate us so?! We´re just trying to live in peace"
>>3191678if you want to engage in any kind of prostitution, you are disgusting and should kyspeople who play lizards in games are always psychos
>>3191686>still defending faggot sex>literally never condemns it directly byt condemns anything straight men would find appealing >pretends to condemn it indirectly while always giving himself an out like some faggot shyster lawyer
>>3191686That´s some good arguments right there. Really using the prefrontal cortex at full capacity. Got more arguments you´d like to dish out now that you are clearly winning the discussion?
>>3191690wtf are you smoking you freak, and why are you so obsessed with "faggot sex"?roleplaying as a paladin but looking everywhere for a whore and seething when you cant find one shows you're stupid and dont understand RPGs, its that simple. it also suggests you're retarded and mentally unstable
this game genuinly sucks, but the seethe it generates from society's worst makes me want to support it
>>3190424What is this trash and why is it being praised to high heaven?
>>3191696Oh wow that´s some nice arguments. It doesn´t ruin the immersion that the brothel only offers gay sex, but only if you also cuck your love interest, that´s the only thing you can buy at the brothel. Very believable and very good immersion into a different world.No what really shows a sick and twisted mind is going to a brothel and expecting to be able to have straight sex with only one partner. That´s sick and twisted of me. Meanwhile the gay incest cuckolding sex that happens to be the only thing the brothel has to offer is a perfectly reasonable story line that really let´s everyone who spent 60 dollars on this game to play in each their sandbox.
>>3191696>why are you so obsessed with "faggot sex"?Bitch you crawl out of your fucking cave to defend faggot sex whenever anyone criticizes the game for shoving it in everywhere. I notice how you STILL haven't said anything negative about it. You stupid fucking fag. You're so transparent you dumb bitch. It's clear exactly what your agenda is considering you vehemently defend faggot sex, never say a single negative thing about faggotry and only pop up to criticize straight male content. You disgusting freak.
From my experience, straight women are more likely to be fine with MFF than they are MMF.
>>3189654>shit skills for everyone involvedi dunno, my tav looked like she was enjoying herself when halsin ate her out
>>3191717that's because all women are gay nigga
>>3189995>if you don't fuck any of these random people you've just met it means you will be alone foreveri pity the pathetic soul that wrote this unironically
>>3190564why do people keep posting these cringe puppets?
>>3190856halsin's a bit old fashioned when it comes to language. I actually quite like his speech
>>3191678>Well obviously if I´m playing a straight character and the whorehouse only offers gay sex moron.Wait, why were you trying to buy a male prostitute for your male character? You are a stinking liar. The brothel offers female whores. Your companion simply refuses to have a mff. That's completely different.>>3191670I'm not reading all that. Not sperging out =/= pushing the gay agenda. Now go and regrow your foreskin.
>>3191821>deflecting again>STILL defending gay shitYou dance around it like the little faggot you are. Deflect, deflect deflect. Stupid fucking cocksucker.
>>3191664>he acts women do on each other are also more complicated to animate than humpingAgain, I know you are a virgin, but women don't have to interact during a threesome. Besides didn't they mocap F/F stuff already?>A dev can also reasonably guess that the kind of guy that tries to hire a prostitute while their love interest is present does not mind, maybe even likes a fantasy mmfSpurious reasoning. What's with this grudge against prostitutes anyway, they are providing a service for compensation and adventurers avail themselves of their services quite often due to the high stress nature of their job and tendency to travel.>limit the wish fulfillment aspect of the romance and make them feel more real by giving them preferencesCan't you romance any of these characters even playing a low CHA female Dwarf? They have no preferences. No, you nailed it with the "not pandering to male desires", they are Twitter males who have a grudge against normal males. Similar to yourself.
>>3191720no shit, she's playing it up for the camera. porn brain all around, sex as a performance, unable to hit much deeper levels.
>>3189680Larian is only continuing what Bioware started, in some of the most acclaimed RPGs ever made. I remember when I played Dragon Age, I let my character have sex with the white-haired elf rogue (yes, that game did it first) for the bantz.
>>3189836No. I had this interaction during our romance and she said >It's not that I'm not open to it, but I'd prefer to have you to myself. At least, the first time.
>>3191376>Yeah right not falling for your tricksFor some reason this is sending me lol
>>3192043Bioware proved you could market crpgs to normies by adding SEXO and gay romance. One interesting fact about those later Bioware games (DA, Mass Effect, etc) is that they had a huge female following, much different from their early titles that only neckbeards played. And guess what? Fujos spend money.
>>3192115>Bioware proved you could market crpgs to normiesall bioware slop is made to target normalfagshow do you think RTWP even got made?you think they were trying to make an obscure product when they licensed fucking starwars to make an RPG?
>>3191821You´re right. It is possible to buy the one female drow twin if you go and talk to them. I just checked on youtube. Not before first being offered gay sex though. I completed the game 3 times and I never bothered to have more than one line of conversation with the twins before I just left that trash reddit tier conversation and went on with my adventure. My apologies. All you have to do is go talk to the twins, say you want a night with the girl, her brother then interrupts and starts offering you gay sex and you don´t want to miss it, then you get offered group sex orgy with cucking a love interest and then once you clicked through that you can get to buy only the female drow. I only talked to the drows in my first playthrough and I already had enough with Gale trying to fuck me, Halsin trying to fuck and Wyll trying to fuck me that I didn´t bother to click through the mandatory, "are you sure you don´t want gay sex" to get to the I only want the female company.
I romanced shadowheart in a multiplayer game and my friend was on mic loudly screaming NO NO NO while spam recommending the friendzone dialogue checks. I made him watch.
>>3192123>The woman actually looks like an elf>The guy just looks like a regular dude painted blue
>>3192119>slopMass Effect 2 > your favourite RPG Codex darling
>>3192204what's the RPG Codex?
>>3192008what camera, anon? Are you ok?
>>3192123why does agreeing to see a trick always lead to gay sex in this game?
>>3192214>he thinks video games are realmeds
>>3192218>he thinks vidya characters are real and aware of being in the gametake your own advice
>>3192204>Mass Effect 2not an rpg lmao
>>3189585We warned you years ago about this. But you didn't listen.
>>3192274It's all so tiresome
>>3190521mmf is cuckoldry. ffm is not
>>3189585I killed him, problem solved
>>3191542I need to blunt here: I am a huge furry. Like Papa Bear from ouss in boots is on my husbando chartAnd that Bearfucking moment does not sit right with me at all. Before you say anything, I am fine with Golden Kamuy.
>>3190946Every other female romance turns the idea down and actively shits on you for considering it besides Shadowheart, because Shadowheart's writer is terrible and also wrote Halsin as a self-insert so that's why he's involved too
>>3193046I don't like ffm either because I am not confident in my sexual skills and wouldn't know what to do with two women
>>3194581it's annoying if you are in a relationship with anyone involved, that's' for sure. threesomes are awful because feelings will be caught in 96% of cases.>what to do with two womenwhatever you want. the trick to having good sex is to not view it as a performance or an exercise of skill.
>>3193046the women are getting cucked though in ffm, unless both of them are your wives.
>>3189688Those RPG Codex fellows are quite alright.
>>3189688>thinks getting called "7 man cuck squad" is an honor>spells honor the br*tish way>obsessed with women's asses and has watched only God knows how many hours of pornThese people are not mentally well and should not be producing visual interactive entertainment or even determining the standards for such things..
>>3190856>do people really talk like this in real life?No. This was written by "people" that have been sheltered their entire lives, and live within an isolated culture of groomers.There's so much in the game to reflect this. Most of this was not written by actual human beings. Nobody actually talks like this, or even remotely behaves like this outside of their insular and largely incel sex-pest circles.>Verification not required.
>>3190864>Most gays tend to not be loose with their choice of partner.Colloquial understanding, common knowledge, and literally all available statistical data assert this statement to be one of profound falsehood. What you're saying is nothing short of an egregious lie.
>>3191686>people who play lizards in games are always psychosNo joke, I am increasingly convinced that anyone that is into reptiles and lizards and snakes are actual psychopaths. And I don't even mean just sexually or anything, because those people are clearly deranged.
>>3194766>because those people are clearly deranged.whats wrong with reptilesi used to have one as a kid and he was a cool dude, he ate grasshoppers and would go "big mode" or inflate his sides to look intimidating
>>3194760If the data is so unequivocal then you can pull up multiple credible sources to back your claim that anon's statement is false. Emphasis on credible.
>>3194780based reptilian enjoyer.
>>3194784i prefer cats but reptiles are coolbrainless critters that skitter around (awesome) or laze about all day they're just like me
>>3190424And then there is Wotr that lets you fuck three succs at once and make them beg you to stop. Also Arueshalae and vallexia who kneels at your sexual prowess and mythic dick
>>3193046I learned that 'female cuckoldry' actually exists and it called 'cuckquean', with cucked girl usually being older and less attractive>>3194995WotR is based in that department. My second favourite thing about it is that as Aeon you get to 'detrans' Anevia, thus returning world to natural order of things.
>drow twin sex>It's a guy and a girl Wtf. Seriously? Who thought this was a good fucking idea?
>>3195034>Who thought this was a good fucking idea?I did
>>3195034Bisexual Millennial and Euro who thinks all American are sodomities.
>>3194766Can't recall ever playing one but sometimes a game has human options that would look better thrown into a woodchipper so I can see lizardman as the neutral choice.
>>3195028>My second favourite thing about it is that as Aeon you get to 'detrans' AneviaNot really, you just altered reality so that the worldwound never happened thus Irebeth never found Anevia and he died in the river kingdom alone
>>3191670you sound like someone who almost certainly does not meet your own standard for masculinity and whining about it on 4chan is just a giant cope about it.be honest, what is gayer than being this mad about and thinking so much about gay sex
>>3189585not even sure how you fags get this event lmaoliterally never had this problem
>>3195530>what is gayer than being this mad about and thinking so much about gay sexyour posts
>>3194717>>3195028It is physically impossible for a woman to get cucked. Women are designed to live in a harem belonging to a single man.
>>3195530>be honest, what is gayer than being this mad about and thinking so much about gay sexdefending Bg3 and it's cuck content like (you)
>>3195550first sentence true, second sentence false. men aren't designed to be able to single-handedly support a harem and all the children.
>>3190014It's really only Shadowheart and Halsin. Even Astarion strongly implies he's only okay with it because he's afraid of losing the player. Karlach calls you a degenerate if you try this shit, Minthara threatens to cut you, Lae'zel tells you no hard and firmly. Gale can be browbeaten into placating this once, and even then he nopes out and just pretends it never happened. Wyll isn't cool with it, either.Shadowheart is kind of a hoe, even if she gets mad at you and pissy if you fuck Mizora. But she's cool getting railed by Halsin and the Drow Twins. So it's really Shadowheart who's a hoe, all of the other girls tolerate it at best until you're forced to make a choice.
>>3195553>men aren't designed to be able to single-handedly support a harem and all the children.What do you think his slaves are for?
>>3195659slaves fuck the harem. soldiers used to keep the slaves fuck the harem. guards used to keep the eunuchs in line fuck the harem. harems are cuckshit.
>>3195662That's why you only have castrated slaves. It's like you're a retarded westerner who doesn't understand why Islam is right.
>>3195662>harems are cuckshitSo you're basically admitting women can be cucked.
>>3195663>castrate a man>expect him to not let dudes come fuck your womenslick move, abdul>>3195664no, women can't raise children not knowing they aren't theirs.
>>3194995Man Wotr didn't disappoint in the succubus department. I only wish Arue had a better corruption route and her evil version was romancable too as a demon
>>3195673>>expect him to not let dudes come fuck your womenThey don't because if they're not a castrated slave, they have their own harems.
>>3195702yep, they are all sneaking into each others harems. grass is always greener. anyway, the fact is that men aren't designed to be able to take care of a harem. it takes civilization, which is a system of musical chairs that breeds infidelity and shallow relationships. harems are unnatural cuckshit.
>>3195713You couldn't be more wrong Kaffir.
>>3195729allah talks through me on this. you speak as a degraded man, exiled from the garden.
>>3195730>t. no-harem kaffir
>>3191703Fucking nuts innit? Rather find it funny that everyone is so up in arms about whose dick is getting suck and what hole is getting plugged, while I would rather have a nice wholesome experience and the like with a waifu and if there was MFF, that would be rather cool, but the gay stuff can stay with the lads. Now if they REALLY wanted to do something cool would be having where you and the boys go up to doing stupid hijinks and the like and its just the boys being boys. Sadly Wyll and Gale are counter to that type of mindset or shenagins, rather enjoy this game more with friends than playing by myself because at least when we fuck about we can have a laugh about it.Would be rather nice if there was some way to include multiplayer backgrounds and the like having more influence in the game since the game is designed more for the companions than anything else. Hell we sorta wound up mega pissing Shart off because she wasn't in the party when we were doing the whole nightsong thing. It is a bit odd that the metro and cosmopolition area of Baldurs Gate depicted as one of the biggest cities around would only have the 1 whorehouse with ONLY 2 people that aren't interested in anything else than incest sex. Bit odd innit
>>3195729>>3195730>>3195745Total Sandnigger Death.
>>3195729Idiot, You are only allowed to have four wives and only if you can financial support and satisfy their needs.
>>3189585Shadowheart wants the B
>>3191703>society's worst>heterosexual men who find cuck shit disgustingOkay faggot
>>3194760isn't it the opposite for lesbians though?The few lesbos I've been acquaintances with were the most bitter, angry people i've ever met, and would not shut up about how there's no "playing field" for them.
>>3196726yeah, with lesbians it's more about domestic violence and getting dicked on the side.
>>3196733phonepostedreddit screenshots are a form of e-cuckoldry.
>>3196736Are you fucking retarded? That's dialog from the game you dumb cunt.
>>3196742not very bright, are you?
>>3196746>deflecting >defending larian cuckshitYou're a fucking retard
>>3189585Here's you're quiet and cute girl companion
So it's actually the writer's fetish yeah? Can't imagine this being in the game for any other reason
>>3189585kek, you deserve this for romancing an ex-Sharran cultist
>>3196717The fact that Halsin is an actual self insert for one of the devs makes this a million times worse.
>>3189585Funny how quick how the 'owlcuck' niggers stopped posting that after BG3 was actually released
>>3196787>So it's actually the writer's fetish yeah?Not necessary. It may be trolling or seething about something we don't know.
>>3196717This is the most funniest shit i've ever seen. Imagine caring this much about a fictional character written by Larian of all people.
>>3197172>seething about something we don't know.oh, we know
>>3197135On a different level it's fucking weird how all CRPGs now no matter which country or developer have this kind of cuck stuff gay stuff tranny stuff etc
>>3197330they don't call it globohomo for nothing, anon
>>3196901Halsin and Shadowheart were written by the same writer, which make the situation even more hilarious. The game was rigged from the start. She never was your waifu, she's his waifu, you just didn't know that.
>>3197381So does that guy "look like" Halsin?
>>3196901halsin and gale gotta be the most infuriating npcs in this gameboth writer self inserts, with gale being a literal mary sue special wizard bitch
>>3197455I haven't played the game, but I learned that if you don't resurrect Gale within the time limit, you will get instant bad ending, which sounds like a thing a bad DM with DMPC would do.>What do you mean you won't resurrect him? What do you mean you find him annoying? Well guess what, if you don't resurrect him soon, he will explode and kill you all!
>>3197455>bench Gale entire game because smug gay overtones>avoid anything to do with him, laugh at him when Elminister tells him he needs to die>partway through Act 2 he leaves message at camp asking to see me urgently>alright then>it's a fucking mightnight picnic love scene >have to reload, continue to disregard anything to do with GaleThis shit is incredibly forced
>>3197455>mary sueGARY . his name was Gary Stu real kuro kenman!
All this degeneracy, and you still cant fuck a loli, or even a halfling
>>3192179Male Elves look like shit in this game. Just check Elf vs Half-Elf.Even Halsin is butt-ugly.
>>3191640>incelcuck is urineshill>paladin silver dragonbornOhnonono.Now this is real comedy. Have reddit golds.
kek the popularity of this game utterly mindbroke a lot of retarded niggers on this board. >B-BUT, YOU CAN LE SEX MEN>MUH SLIPPERY SLOPEAs though you fucking mollusks don't consistently post about modding in lolis and shit in almost every thread about a popular RPG.Typical low IQ contrarian behavior.
damn, somebody is off their meds today. they keep repeating the same bait over and over.
Wow I was actually planning on saving Halsin in my playthrough before I quit and got bored a few weeks ago. Guess I'll just kill him now. I could use a bear skin rug to snuggle with shadowheart.
>>3198062>defending faggot shitFaggot
>>3197455>>3197466Halsin is retarded memeshit that was very obviously added at the lsat second for women and faggots to get off to. He's not even a real character, his entire act 3 interactions can be summed up as "hurr hurr secks, me no like citees"But Gale is FAR worse.>Ultra superduper archwizard>Mystra's lover>Elminster is his close friend and talks about how Gale has so much potential (Also openly tells the PC that their destiny is help Gale stop the absolute and not do it themself)>If he dies, he has a scroll of true resurrection (which would solve a lot of other problems for other people) and not reviving him results in a game over.>The magic bomb is literally handwaved away by Mystra and Elminster immediately at the start of Act 2>Magic bomb is also a super special part of the karsite weave and using it could let him become another god of magic and surpass Karsus>You can never kill gale unlike every other party member. Even as Dark Urge.>Is the only one that adds a different option to the ending where he blows himself up and destroys the netherbrain and the crown>In the cut epilogues, he's the only one that gets a scene where if he turned into the mindflayer, Mystra will personally come to him and restore his soul and bring him back if he comes along with her and continues being her lover
>>3198408Watch, Gale's the canon protagonist... but yet again?>Is friends with Elminster.>Same Elminster who also used to bang Mystra.>TFW Gale and Elminster are Eskimo Brothers.>Tell Gale his destiny is to blow himself up. Or turn himself into an Illithid.>Now another rival for Mystra's affection is gone.I don't know, anon. Elminster might just be telling us this to get rid of Gale. Or telling us to keep good track of Gale so he doesn't blow his ass up for stupid reasons.
>>3197454>3 options to forgive her>1 option to kill her>choosing the 1 to kill her prompts you with ANOTHER 3 to forgive hergenuinely whats the WRPG obsession with cuckolding?
>>3198494>genuinely whats the WRPG obsession with cuckolding?Leftist writers
>>3198494writers read too many NTR doujins
Why can't modern writers just make a game without cuck or faggot shit?
>>3198408>You can never kill gale unlike every other party member. Even as Dark Urge.You can rip off his hand the first time you meet him as Dark Urge and you never see him again
>>3199394In Larian's case it's because that's what all of their games writing consists of because they're Belgian and don't really have any culture outside of leftist politics.
>>3198494 BG2 was made by Bioware after all.
>>3195685>and all my friends watched :3
>>3195685>stag lord lookin weird
>>3199715Did you know stag is another term for cuck? Weird.
>>3199846no it isn't.
>>3199863>>3199863Yes, it is. Specifically to refer to a "domminant" cuckold who sends his s/o to get fucked by another man
>>3199962a stag is a bachelor. no one knows or uses your obscure cuck terms.
>>3189585It's a trap for pure virgin tradwife retards, their pure virgin tradwife cucks them 20-30 hours into the game. I'm fucking loving the seethe.
>>3189585can someone explain me why the githyanki feel so superior to any other race and believe that they can command anybody? I never read about d&d lore
>>3200267Same deal as the drow, they were raised to believe that and their culture is insular so they rarely interact with other races in a positive manner.
>>3200237>Shar cultist >pure virgin tradwife
>>3200570yeah, what the hell is he talking about?
>>3200570>>3200672To be fair most normies and nu-/v/ wouldn't know what a shar priestess is and they thought that this slow burn romance with this goth chick is basically the wholesome tradwife experience
>>3200952there's not one thing about her that suggests "tradwife".
>>3200960Sure, but that won't stop /v/irigns from making her one. remember Morrigan?
>>3200962you can't make a character fit an archetype. they either are or aren't. goth gf would be the archetype for both and people wanting a tradwife wouldn't be interested.
>>3200967>goth gf would be the archetype for both and people wanting a tradwife wouldn't be interested.And yet /v/ and /vrpg/ wants her to be both and got angry that she doesn't act as there idealized waifu.
>>3200977>got angry that she doesn't act as there idealized waifu.this is a much better way of phrasing it
>>3200570>>3200952>>3200960>>3200962>>3200977>>3200981Reminder these are the same shills insisting that she's not evil or even a Sharran and she'd be a pure good character after MUH BRAINWASHING was dealt with. Now the narrative is YOU SHOULD'VE KNOWN SHE'S LIKE THIS BECAUSE SHE'S SHARRAN! Disgusting rats.
the fact that so many people here still argue about companions and not the difficulty level, poor itemization nor terrible ui only tells you how far this game is from being a serious cRPG
>>3189585he does it for free, every day 18 hours a day
>>3201868Based Cucker-chad showing his dominance over the beta trannies who bought this stupid fucking game.
>>3201850no shitits a cRPG, not a diablo clonepeople who play these glorified VNs haven't given a shit about combat for decades
>>3201468I am not defending this shit game nigga but you really have to be brainedead to think that a evil Shar cultist that is all about loss and misery wouldn't be into cuckoldry and other degenerate stuff.
>>3189585Remember how they told us before release that Lae'zel would cuck you and see nothing wrong with it? Funny how times change.
>>3202568But MUH BRAINWASHING
Are Belgians basically Americans?
>>3203483Globalization is real.
>>3203483Cosmopolitanism is a disease, anon. People need to let go of labels. Rootlessness is everywhere.
>>3189991>>3189995In act 3 he gives this speech to every character you talk to him with. I'm just there to turn Minsc into a berserker and Withers is extremely concerned that Minsc hasn't got his dick wet.
>>3203566What the fuck was his problem?
You don't have to save Halsin. You can side with Minthara who is wayyyy hotter and you can bone both her and shadowheart.
>>3189991>>3189995>Why are you alone incel-soul?Because Larian are dumb niggers and Minthara is STILL completely broken
Another spam thread...
>>3190014Are other RPGs into this kind of hyper-sexualized, coomer-tier crap ?I'm playing Pathfinder:Kingsmaker right now. Only pozzed content I saw is a bisexual half-orc who keeps hitting on my male character with cringy innuendos, stating he's in an open relationships with the slutty half-elf.I want to do the Pillars of Eternity after that, hoping there's no cringy romance or something.
I don't even mind hypersexualization or flirtyness, but at least be good at it. The Larian writers have the sexual magnetism of a horseshoe crab.
I don't appreciate the constant denigration of the cuck lifestyle on this board
>>3206227Bad bait, anon. There isn't a cuck who doesn't like being denigrated, it's part of the package.
>>3206231That's true. Please do call me a cuck and do fuck my wife Shadowheart.
>>3206232I would never fuck a cuck's wife, you know exactly where they've been.
>>3206451Don't worry anon I never let her fuck any niggers
You can legit just leave halsin to die. You don't have to save him. Or if you save the grove, just use him as a body bag in a fight and never resurrect him again and move on. Why bitch and complain? It's a roleplaying game, roleplay for fuck's sake. You want SH and you to bone only the female drow, download a mod. Dude, I cucked SH in my first playthrough. Boned Mizora and then went back to the brothel alone and boned the female drow. Still romanced shadowheart just fine.
>>3207037If you leave Halsin to die Shadowheart whines about it and mentions she wanted his dick.
>>3192215Because the whole game is a trick to promote gay sex.
The damage control from lariancucks in this thread is truly a thing to behold
The Owlsidiancattle on damage control is truly a thing to behold. Widespread across all of 4chan, of course. Love it. No other game has caused this amount of perpetual seethe.
>>3209447I hope you got paid for this post
>>3191098>made everyone in the party go half illithidFAGGOT
>>3196733Based and monogamypilled karlach?
>>3197469He did this shit to me when I hadn’t even ever let him into the party, confessing his love the night after I fucked Karlach.I really wish there were more options and cutscenes to just be bros with the origin characters. I do have a soft spot for Gale otherwise.
>>3209485Karlach and the drow are the only big dick energy choices. The rest is a dumpsterfire of tranny obsessions and cuck fantasies.
Oh no does the fictional video game character passing remarks make ur feewins very boo boo? Who gives a shit? I hate 4channers. You bitch and complain either way.
>>3209589>I hate 4channers. You bitch and complain either way.You fit right in then.
>>3209519Karlach literally pegs you.
>>3209818Never post again, pleb.
>>3209454Why, is your bubble that fragile?
>>3189668One of my best friends wanted me to fuck his gf while he watched. i know i'm good looking and the girl probably begged too but it was still super weird
>>3209912Was she hot?
>>3209862It would be extremely embarrassing to have made that post for free. This one too
>>3210036>that and this oneSeeing as you're describing your initial post and also this one, I agree. Mental illness doesn't HAVE to be embarrassing, but not taking your prescribed meds was your choice, not mine.
>>3209912usually it's the dude pushing the girl or vice versa, and most relationships like that implode eventually. having the self-respect to stay away from swinging/cuckery is always advised.
>>3210047>um ackshually you're desc-ACKEmbarrassing
>>3210145Yes, exactly. You're embarrassing. What are you doing with your life? lmao
>>3210147>lma-ACKmany such cases
>>3210147Again, I hope you're getting paid to shill so hard
>>3193046It is if the girls are suddenly making out with each other and not really paying that much attention to you. It also is if they're fucking each other without you.
>>3197455>>3197466Feels good avoiding getting any of the male characters in my camp except for the dead guy who's dick doesn't work.
>>3209430What if they never met? Like say you shelved your companions before going to let him die.
>game cucked me, therefore game badI didn't get cucked when I played it, therefore game good?
>>3212020More like>cuck content is in the game, therefore game badIt's not difficult to understand. Stop being a disingenuous little shit.