Claim your waifu.
>>2589150She's almost 30 you sick fuck
>>2589219 so am I...
>>2589284Me too man
>>2589148>mega used goods>filthy whorehow sad
>>2589145I love arue
>>2589463Holy shit that's pathetic.Best girl coming through.
>>2589463She's pretty great, but I like Wendy.
>>2590261This artist's dedication to Wenduag is actually kind of impressive.
>>2589339>t. Soon-to-be-dead priestess of LolthYou picked a fight with the wrong man.
>>2590265She clearly made an impression.
>>2590265He's a turboChad
>>2590270>Claim a waifu thread, Anon post bald, muscle bound, mall-cop bearded man.Nice taste in waifus fag.
>>2590358>He uses a portrait other than MAN1 for his CHARNAMEYour opinions have been accordingly discarded.
>>2590265>>2590281yeah it's called having great taste
>>2589145>>2589463Enter the Perfect Wife
I came here to feel good about my own obsession.
>>2591408Looks like a boy
>>2591414for me it's Laura.
>>2591460It took me waay to long to realize that it's Kath Soucie. She even looks like Aerie.
>>2589145Since you've already claimed mine I suppose this fucking site finally truly made me a cuck
>>2592750Do you find it strange to think that other people are fawning over the same person that you think you love?
smelly and autistic
>>2591438Your point being?
Wait was Tali supposed to be read as Moslem? After all these years I'm only just noticing the patterns on her outfit, and her hood looks kinda like a hijab.
>>2593382Not really, quarians are space gypsies.
>>2593408In other words, I'm retarded
>>2589463>>2590261playing kingmaker at the moment, just 100% Octavias romance and made her think monogamy think is cool, so no Reg, and now we plan to be married after this whole campaign is over. really though i honestly hate how much i like this chick despite all the typical female bullshit she does during her route. testing your patience trying to make you jealous. normally i would have GTFO'd out of that shit, but she was a rare exception because it all worked out in the end. which should solidify the fact that this game takes place in a fantasy world. because in reality it could have been a hell alot worse.
>>2593978Personally, I took one look at her and Reg's mess of a relationship, and decided I wanted no part of that nonsense. The twins were more my speed.
>>2594329She looks like she pity fucks anything with legs.
>>2594346Please don't talk bad about my waifu
>make amazing tomboy>also make her non-romanceable just to spite the fanbaseOwlcat are dickheads, just admit it /vrpg/
>>2594346she only fucks underage boys
>>2595000No one cares about the context, this still makes you a full blown pedophile. kys
>>2595001I wish a hot female pedophile would have touched me when i was a cute little boy now im a ugly 22 year old fat virgin and women start running away and screaming when i say hello to them so i lost my chance to lose my virginity and the closest thing to sex ill ever experience is masturbating to anime girls.
>>2595009It's fine, you'll just end up fucking another dude eventually.
I can turn her straight
>>2595017Dead girls can't say no, I guess. Or have a preference at all.
>>2595018Spoilers you faggot
>>2595009Same only I have had sex
>>2594457Amiri is super speshul donut steel Paizo (TM) property, Owlcat was not allowed to write a romance for her
>>2596393nah, that's bullshit
>>2591408oh look it's nobody's favourite girl
reports of her death are greatly exaggerated
>>2597608Hey, there was Valerie-anon, jannies banned him though.
>>2597812I dunno man, I feel like there's not much way out of a biotic bubble with several adjutants and a whole bunch of grenades going off at once.I mean, good taste though.
>>2593978Tbf, Octavia has actual good reasons to do messed up female bullshit with tests and shit, and she does admit at the end that she's got issues and she's sorry she's taking it out on you. Still not my favorite romance but I didn't think as badly of her as her plotline would have made her otherwise with the jealousy tests.
>>2591460Tristian best girl
>>2597879it was a dream sequence, like most of ME3
>>2597914stephen king isn't THAT good of a writer
>>2597881yeah, i fully understand her reasons and i forgive her. still doesn't make it any less annoying though. but i still like her and she's a perfect match for my king. the other romances were not doing anything for me.
>>2597914You WILL fuck the frog!
>>2594457Owlcat has a nasty habit of making the best girls unfuckable
>>2598253>pureblood >pupils What the blyat is this?
>>2594457Haha imagine she's riding your dick and when she's about to cum she screams "LOOK AT ME GORUM!". How weird would it be haha
>>2593978Maybe I'm just a sap, but I just can't romance Octavia (or Reg). I just want to be a mariage councilor for the two and give them a happy ending, which is kind of hard when both are equally thirst for BBC (big baron cock).
>>2598260It's artist using the same face on all art
>>2598262this is unironically what muslim men do in real life
>>2594457Same with Seelah in WotR. There is a sore shortage of RPGs that give you a wholesome romance option in the form of your very first companion, and Seelah would have been great fit if they went that route. But once again, Paizuo property, so nothing interesting was allowed to happen.
>>2589145Tell me, looking at my choices in different games, is there something wrong with me...?
>>2598265yeah i understand. that's is why at first i stayed away. but after some research and some thinking about my options i went for, Octavia.>I just want to be a marriage councilor for the two and give them a happy endingthat is sweet of you. but yea, i did non of that. my bleached Gnome baron just sat their as the two argued with each other, finally decided they had enough each other shit and broke it off. and i know if i just romanced, Octavia, Reg was going to die, but i didnt care. i was pretty apathetic towards him, and i wasn't willing to go gay for orc dick. just so he can live. so he was given a heroes death, sacrificing himself for the future queen of my kingdom.
>>2598304no, you just have a type. that in my opion kinda falls under the, "i can fix her......with my dick"category
>>2598308You can't keep him alive if you romance her?
>>2598313yea. the same goes for both. if you only decide to romance one of them.
>>2598312Haha I see. Thanks for your input, anon.
>>2598316Damn, why this game can't fucking have a single decent romance.
>>2598327>decent romance.well that depends on what you look for in a romance. im more of a lovey dovey type so that why went ahead with Octavia despite the bullshit. but i get what you mean.I think personally i think wrath of righteous got a pretty good line up than the first game. so looking forward to that.
>>2598330>I think personally i think wrath of righteous got a pretty good line up than the first game. so looking forward to that.Out of four female options, three of them are willing cannibals, two of them like to fuck strangers on top of the recently devoured corpse, only one of them actually regrets doing it and she's still one mean comment away from relapsing. The fourth one sends you into death traps.So no, Kingmaker romances were way more wholesome. As far as females go anyway, there's a gay dude who's a blushing virgin.
>>2598347wait is the queen a cannible?
>>2598347Didn't finish Kingmaker yet, however from all that I've heard, it seems that two out of 4 (female) romances are screwed up by the fact they are poly, and in such a way that even if you take the non-poly route, you feel like the asshole.As an aside, could anyone tell me if Valerie can be romanced if you are somewhat of a chaotic-good character? And can you at least move her towards N or NG, away fron LN? Because now I am debating if I should go Valerie or monogamous Kalikke.
>>2598368No, but actually metaphorically yes, she is a fucked up by power despot after all, and is implied to do at least a little bit of gaming against "those whontire of her rule" if she survives. The third "cannibal" is Arue because anti-Arue fags can't comprehend that effectively Arue who we see in game isn't any more the same person she was back in her human flesh eating days.
>>2598368No, that's the one sends you into death traps.>>2598372Any companion of any alignment can be romanced as any alignment yourself, but you're gonna be acting all but CG if you're tryint to romance Valerie because she's maximum anal about her Lawful alignment... even when it doesn't make much sense.
>>2598372>you feel like the asshole.i felt nothing.as for Valarie she can be romanced by a chaotic good character. but you may want to find out which dialogue choices will increase her romance counter to avoid conflict. also you i dont think you can make her change her alignment, but she does mellow out and becomes nicer.but if you worry about being an asshole, than solo romancing kalikke may not be a good idea because. you have to throw her sister under the bus and use her as bait to rescue her friends from a soul eater monster, and afterwards she is pissed at both of you.
>>2598249too late, simpthat crazy noble ass is mine
>>2598383You don't need to sell out Kanerah to solo romance Kalikke, just simply say you're not interested in Kanerah, only on Kalikke.
>>2598374>"cannibal" is Arue .shit i was hoping to fag for her since she seems like another Aarie, and i was down for that. well maybe she's the lesser of evils.
>>2598389If you like Aerie, then "Good" Arue will definitely be your jam. She's sweeter than honey
This is my smelly wife. Say somethign nice about her.
>>2598394great than i shall fag.>>2598398she looks like she takes smelly Big Human Cocks....by force.
>>2598389Arue, if good, is actually pretty much a Disney princess, just... damn the game loves reminding you over and over that she used to skin people alive just to get off before Desna slapped some good into her. And if she falls again, she goes even harder into evil than she was before.
>>2598418i assure you that was a compliment.is she romance option?
>>2597914>with a high enough speech check there will be a shadowheart/mc/lae'zel angle
>>2598422no one is in the shadowrun games
>>2598439ah shame. remembered seeing some good rule34 of that one.
>>2598439I want her to rip my dick off and forcefully feed it to me with her claws.
>>2598444checked, and she might've been into that before the claws
>>2598439>>2598486love her so much
>>2598439>>2598486How does she wipe her ass?
>>2597954That's a fucking dude
>>2598501the sharp bits retract and she has a cyberass
>>2598439Achually you can have sex with her if you go with the bad end of her questline.
>>2598502Ok and?Hes still best girl.
>>2598588We apparently disagree on what constitutes a girl.There's no fucking gray area, it's a lack of y chromosomes.
>>2598605Girls can have penises get over it chud this is the way of the future.
>>2598605Can trans women be women socially? YesCan trans women be women medically? NoIs a human a human if we look with our eyes? YesIs a human a human if we use an atomic microscope? No, its not even a sack of flesh, its a jumble of carbon
>>2598605>inb4 freak occurrenceStill happens. You know how there isn't one gene that says "hair" or "no hair?" You know how people start balding at different ages, or have different skin tone ranges?
>>2598721Whoops stupid tranny can't even attach pictures right.
>>2594309This. She was gross
>>2598415Is there a romance for evil Aru is she just a fuckbuddy
>>2598787So that works if you wanted to BONE her as a lich
>>2598769Just fuckbuddy, evil Aru is incapable of love. Also she tries to kill you in the epilogue.
>>2598792Even if you ascend her? I dont care about spoilers
>>2598791no, unfortunatelyyou can do it without energy drain if you chose danse macrabe as your first mythic power>>2598792>tries to kill you in the epilogue.cuteinto the rape dungeon, you qt succ
>>2598796Actually, that IS the ascended ending. Evil Arue is not exactly the smartest bitch in the whorehouse.
>>2598798So you can't bang her as lich. Too bad. Thanks for the heads up though
>>2598798>no option to break her into a lawful evil slave
>>2598807You can fuck her as a Devil.she is actually impressed and bound by your hell cahins afterwardshame about the ending
>>2598808Im learning a lot in this thread
>>2598808Whats the ending
>>2598792>that spoilerThat's why you should pick a sweet girl like Camellia...
>>2598815well, she only tries to if you don't fuck her
>>2598819shes pretty helpful
>>2598824>Arueshalae gets high off her divinity and tries to kill you>Camellia tries to kill you if you're a woman or a man who told her to stop doing the things that make her happy>She leaves forever in the god ending because godhood bores her
>>2598828Yes, she is
>>2598833>mod creator got the actual artist to do thisbased
>>2598808You mean for evil Aru?
>>2598845I was going to do devil but I really didn't like Aeon or avata. Should have been a default option for any Asmodeus worshiper
>>2598833>>2598835Yep, that was a ballsy move
>>2598876What is this?
>>2598888the feeling i get when i see cam in a wedding dress personified in song
>>2598889Got it :)
>>2598605There are women with a Y chromosome though? (Vagina,womb etc. everything there naturally.)
>>2599192Forgot to save it. My bad, anon
>>2598906no, XXY are men with penis, testis, etc... they are often observed to have smaller testicles and lower testosterone production and are infertilewhen it comes to chromosomes you have to remember Y contains the genetic information required to make a male, for reference:X - female, Turner syndromeXX - female, healthyXXX - female, trisomy XXY - male, healthyXXY - male, Klinefelter syndromeXYY - male, Superman syndrome
>>2599218Her VA is hot
>>2598605Well ackshually Tristian is a deva forced into a mortal form, and devas can change shape, just like most outsiders.
>>2599247>XYYWasn't it a lab mistake?
>>2599526no?https://medlineplus.gov/genetics/condition/47xyy-syndrome/>47,XYY syndrome is characterized by an extra copy of the Y chromosome in each of an individual's cells. Although many people with this condition are taller than average, the chromosomal change sometimes causes no unusual physical features. Most individuals with 47,XYY syndrome have normal production of the male sex hormone testosterone and normal male sexual development, and they are usually able to father children.>47,XYY syndrome is associated with an increased risk of learning disabilities and delayed development of speech and language skills. Affected children can have delayed development of motor skills (such as sitting and walking) or weak muscle tone (hypotonia). Other signs and symptoms of this condition include hand tremors or other involuntary movements (motor tics), seizures, and asthma. Individuals with 47,XYY syndrome have an increased risk of behavioral, social, and emotional difficulties compared with their unaffected peers. These problems include attention-deficit/hyperactivity disorder (ADHD); depression; anxiety; and autism spectrum disorder, which is a group of developmental conditions that affect communication and social interaction.>Physical features related to 47,XYY syndrome can include increased belly fat, a large head (macrocephaly), unusually large teeth (macrodontia), flat feet (pes planus), fifth fingers that curve inward (clinodactyly), widely spaced eyes (ocular hypertelorism), and abnormal side-to-side curvature of the spine (scoliosis). These characteristics vary widely among people with this condition.it's a real thing
>>2599547Yeah, I just remembered wrong. I heard about a case where one particularly aggressive criminal presumably had XYY chromosome and that extra male chromosome was used as explanation to his extra aggression. They made a mistake and he had normal chromosome set, for some reason I thought that XYY doesn't exist at all too which is wrong.
>>2589145She even makes 'Gina moist too.
>>2598501does the shit though, like shes more cyberware than human
>>2600282why are bunny girls so hot?
>>2590275So many S-tier waifus in this game and you still have to go for the cunny. Get it together, anon.
>>2598398She was cool enough to keep bringing on missions despite being meh from a mechanical standpoint.
>>2597914This breaks me.I hope they give her a good story in full release.
>>2594312Never understood why dorks love this crazy bitch.
>>2599333Til Wenduag va is BG 3 narrator.
>>2598633No amount of "Emperor's New Clothes" mental gymnastics will ever make a man a woman, or vice versa. Muddying the definitions is just an admission of cope
>>2602473behind her thin noble facade is a crazy bitch who wants to be accepted and lovedlove also means romantically and sexually in this scenario
>>2602963Yeah but then she just runs off