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ITT dumb RPG weapons. Probably going to be mainly JRPG ones but prove me wrong
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>>1359065
Of course it's going to be mainly JRPG weapons, the japanese are more imaginative than western devs.
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I thought the magazine was further toward the front but it's still stupid
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all games where girls use a whip to attack
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>>1359093
its stupid but it could absolutely be functional. I hate when people act like the action would defy physics.
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>>1359102
But it's okay if it's men, right?
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>>1359065
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Whatever the fuck Vanille uses in Final fantasy 13.
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>>1359085
Spbp
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>>1359065
>prove me wrong
EZ.

Jap games go full retard but the game are "stile over substance" fantasy game, while western games pretend to be "realistic" and follow some internal logic and yet they have dumb armors and oversized weapons.
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>>1359065
Warcraft is aped by a lot of other fantasy settings because of it's success in MMORPGs at least, art design included. Just take a good hard look at Age of Sigmar compared to Warhammer Fantasy. NuFantasy in the West is a female black elf with a bow three times the size of their body.
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>>1359093
I love how it look though
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>>1359065
>but prove me wrong
Almost everything Warcraft and Warhammer related.
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I think a lot of the stupid weapons in JRPGs stem from the "everybody MUST have a unique weapon type" autism. In FF7, Cait Sith attacks by ordering the mog doll to clobber stuff, but instead of simply making him share fist weapons with Tifa, he equips different megaphones and that somehow improves the damage. In FF8 Ward is in an army full of soldiers who wield swords and guns, but for some reason he's allowed to throw a harpoon instead. In Baten Kaitos, Gibari is a trained knight, but the hero already uses swords :^) so idk just whack stuff with oars!
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>>1360198
No jrpgs go full it's a fantasy world and here's the internal logic.
Wrpgs masquerade as being realistic while being just as if not more unrealistic in some ways and inconsistent bonus points if it masturbates subtly over being "realistic".
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>>1359065
>Over-designed weapons.
>Over-designed clothes.
>Same-face.
>Pedo-bait.
>Nonsensical character.

Yep, that's a JRPG character, all right.
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>Yo-yo
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>>1359065
Shadow Hearts the thread.
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>>1360377
>Pedo-bait.
The Warpigs' favorite word.
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>>1360348
Isn't that exactly my point and why I'm "EZly" proving OP wrong?
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>>1359178
Why should it be?
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>>1360265
Its boring when members share the same type of weapon.
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>>1360401
i won't stop saying it until jarpig chuds stop refusing to have sex with 50 year old single moms and transfolk
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>>1363375
You can stop now because nobody is doing any of the degeneracy that you're spewing.
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>>1363375
>chuds
Please stop. Im not a JARPIGfag but you are the biggest faggot on this board
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>>1360348
This.
>Everything is brown, animations are minimal, everything staggers, and you die in one or two meat hits, but that's okay because it's "realistic".
>Oh, but here are teleporting assassin daggers, direct fire longbows, and an arbitrary armor grade system that means your starting metal helmet is a fraction of the effectiveness of this asshole's max level headdress. Also swords clubbing platemail armored knights to death and endless darksouls rolls.

Any time I hear "realistic" I hear "We were too lazy to come up with a style, and wanted to skimp on a lot of the details, but have no intention of delivering on this in any way that subtracts from the epic gamer market, but we aren't lazy assholes, it's a stylistic choice to be shit."
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>>1363350
I sharply disagree. I can agree that SOME exclusive variety, but, think about Team Fortress 2. Like, 4, 5 classes can use the shotgun, but each class has a totally different set of values they place on that same shotgun.
Engies need something reliable and versatile.
Heavies need something quick and dirty if they get caught out of position.
Soldiers want something they can combo rockets off, or to deal with kissing ranges.
Pyros are fucking sluts who want instagibs, or else want something with longer effective range than their flamethrower.

However, by sharing this pool, each class is able to call on more unusual, off-the cuff build options. Heavy can respec into a more durable shotty main with a more consistent option. Pyro can grab the quick and dirty gun for an injection of burst damage to snag cheeky kills.

By having radically different characters pulling from the same pool of items, you get options for all of them, which increases the amount of viable builds, ect by sheer option drowning. There's obviously no point to this if each weapon is just a bigger number statstick, but then that's a problem with the game's design as a whole, then, isn't it?
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>>1363579
>I can agree that SOME exclusive variety
is nice.
There should have been a "is nice" there.
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>>1363375
LOL you people are psychos.
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Jun in Persona 2 fights with flowers for one, Klaudia fights with a flute.

>>1359083
lol calm down
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A weapon to surpass Metal Gear.
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>>1359178
At least the vampire killer has a spiky metal ball at the end in some of its designs I'm no expert so that might be even more retarded, but I feel like it could deliver a lot of damage.
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The dumbest weapon, its for reaping corn not combat.
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>>1364550
It was often used by peasants as a weapon. At least it's historically accurate. However those who could afford to would usually get a blacksmith to straighten it a lot, but poor fuckers used em as is.
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>>1364578
It was never used as a peasant's weapon
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>>1364585
>After the German Peasants' War during 1524–1525, a fencing book edited by Paulus Hector Mair described in 1542 techniques how to fence using a scythe

We're talking about peasants, who were often too poor for proper weapons.
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>>1364602
Flails and nunchuks were also peasant tools before being used for warfare.
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>>1363350
There are plenty of ways to add flavor to it. For example, if 2 characters wield swords but one character is strong and tanky and the other is fast and weak, you can find swords that increase different stats to compliment them, or mix and match to try and cover their weaknesses. This idea goes even further if it's a FF9 system where weapons have appropriate skills attached to them. And of course, each character would still get a handful of swords that are exclusive to them for plot/sentimental reasons, and unique ultimate weapons.
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>>1364712
Exactly. I think many people are under the impression there were always standing armies equipped by the king or whatever. Nope, your lord tells you to muster for the army and you need to provide whatever you can to fight with, which was usually tools of your trade, which were often farming related.
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>>1359065
The one you listed is a real weapon. Or similar to one anyway
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>>1364550
I'm on a fence with this one.
It can be in the same category as a double-sided lightsaber.
The person who uses it is either desperate and have no other options or a borderline insane autist who is extremely good at it.
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>>1364770
Or you can take the lazy route like FFX and P5 and simply split one weapon type into several (i.e. swords coming in scimitar/katana/lasersword/rapier flavors) so everyone has their own thing.
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>>1359065
Strongest weapon in the game by the way.
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>>1364579
Did somebody say [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]?
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>>1364602
They could probably reforge the blade's connection to the pole to make it operate more of a war scythe and slash people more effectively with greater reach.
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>>1364579
Surprisingly actually based on a real weapon called the bagh nakh. They were much smaller in and meant to be concealed weapons for street fights and assassinations, but this is what it's based on
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>>1364930
Reforging would add a structural weakpoint on a section that would already have a lot of tension on it. You'd be better off forging a brand new weapon
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>>1364712
Flails were literally never used in combat. They are impractical.
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>>1364930
War scythes were mainly used for stabbing, not slashing.
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>>1359065
Tales of Legendia has some dumb, yet unique weapons.

Norma: Bubble Blower
Shirley: Quill
Grune: Urn
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>>1359065
why are her feet so small?
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>>1359065
these are sick not dumb but im posting them anyway, for the plebs to laugh at
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>>1364892
I know a lot of this thread is making fun of jrpga and to be honest there is a lot of dumb shit worth making fun of.
But I would take the most JRPG of JRPG bullshit over pauldroncore wow shit any day of the week. Holy hell I hate this so much.
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>>1360214
>ywn remember when "muh Warhammer copied Warcraft" was premium tier bait
>now it is true
>thanks a lot age of sjwmar
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>>1366402
it makes the character look like it is facing the viewer.
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I am shocked that this hasn't been posted yet.
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>>1368623
The OP wanted dumb weapons not literally fucking based ones.
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>>1368623
>>1368838
Supposedly the giant pizza cutter is not a weapon.
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>>1364578
>What are scythemen.
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>>1368866
meant for
>>1364585
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>>1360265
Dude, a thick boat oar is a pretty heavy ass and effective bludgeon and there's an Okinawan weapon called the eku that his weapon is probably a reference to. Nothing stupid about that.
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>>1364968
...anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRta7ltEsNY&ab_channel=PattersonPatron
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>>1368976
Wait, I'm retarded. Cropped the wiki bit from the wrong battle. It's still a part of Hussite Wars tho.
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>>1368866
Those are more in line with pole arms not scythes.

Scythes used to harvest grain are completely different in shape.
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>>1368997
but it says "unknown number of militia with flails" right at the bottom
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>>1359217
Take this back
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>>1364968
In eastern europe there were flails know as kistens. Introduced by steppe nomads, some of them looked kinda like whips with a small metal ball attached to the tip. Which brings us back here >>1359178 >>1364499
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Kisteni
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>>1369082
The ball was sometimes attached by a rope/cord instead of a chain, and sometimes it wasn't even a 'ball' but something blocky or pear-shaped. If they were used from a horseback then I figure the argument of 'hitting your buddies instead of your enemies when you're in formation' doesn't really apply anymore.
I kinda dig how flails looked in Banner Saga 2 https://youtu.be/NRoaB0iSsJE?t=64
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>>1369105
also, you can see some war scythes>>1364930 in that film too>>1368976
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>>1369030
>>1368976
here's the Vitkov Hill battle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buQZ1k3HjlI&ab_channel=PattersonPatron



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