ITT: Jarpig Cringe
>>1357110Take your meds.
>mfw it's nappy timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNauq6_9iP0
>>1357138>dad walks in
>>1357110Sorry that the Skyrimborn didn't make it into smash
Go back to /vr/
>>1357110oh look it's this thread again
>>1357110Haha manlets can play this game and pretend a girl who looks like that would ever want them irl xD
Here you go.
>>1357689The way the others just motionlessly watch them as the camera pans...ouch. It looks like they're about to be executed or something.
>>1357689It's not that cringe in context, but the shitty mocap always gets me
>>1357110Newsflash faggot: you are on a weeb website. If you don't like it, go back to rddit. Otherwise, stop making bait threads. This is /vjrpg/, cope.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlHZrBUimuYThis classic>>1357789What IS the context
That one sidequest in DQ11 with the old dude obsessed with bunnygirls.
>>1357821Kora (right) is your default chatterbox idiot girly girl. Mythra has too much pride for her own good. Kora challenges Mythra to a test of girl power, loser has to do something humiliating. They tie.Even in-game everyone comments on it being awkward.Autists who hate the game of course ignore that detail and act as if the game is playing it straight instead of making fun of the sillyness because they don't want to play it long enough to make a solid argument towards the actual flaws present.
>>1357811Doesn't change the fact JRPGs are full of cringe.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AhCbxidxy8
>>1357811nah the cringe comes from the shitty translation. why the hell did moe become something so stupid?
>>1357719holy fucking shit
>>1357852Really could've just said they lost a bet and be done with it.
Is it that time already?
>>1357689this gets posted constantly but it doesn't seem that cringe to me. just regular jrpg bullshit
>>1357811>he can't enjoy the cringe in a jrpg ironicallyngmi
>>1357852The explanation doesn't change anything about the meme. The sooner you understand that the sooner you can just accept that XC2 is cringe overload for most of the game and just enjoy it for what it is.
>>1357948>>1357953I feel like these writers never had a real sister.
>>1357902Maybe so, but I'm sick of people taking out of context scenes from sidequests to make a one-sentence claim.>>1357958To be honest, I have to disagree. Most of the game really isn't cringe unless you make the blanket assertion that the classic anime the game was drawing from is all cringe as well. I'd argue that something like kingdom hearts is far worse because not only is it incoherent, but its also a massive nostalgia machine that only succeeds by hiding behind and shilling Disney IPs, but while you can apparently say kingdom hearts is good, if you say xenoblade 2 is good you get swarmed by the same 5 or so people with an obsessive hate for the game, because nobody really has nostalgia for xenoblade 2 because nobody here was young when they first played it since its a relatively recent game.
>>1357138you realize the game comes with japanese audio?and what's with those poor graphics, I don't remember the game looking so blurry
>>1358007>>1358036Japanese audio would not salvage a scene like that in the slightest. The very premise of it is awful.
>>1358049I don't understand what is so awful with a little girl that had to grow up too quickly reminiscing about napping with the granfather that raised her and asking the MC to let him nap on him for a little bit?Did you never have cuddles in your life, you loser?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wx421DXtHUUI love FFX but there was some weird ass choreography going on in its cutscenes, and the big reveal in Home always struck me as pure cringe. The party coming to a halt in the middle of a fucking genocide, doing that stupid looking dramatic slow motion exit and just dragging it out to the point it loses all dramatic value. What should have been a kino moment is instead just awkwardly funny.
>>1358049>>1358063>I don't understand what is so awful with a little girl that had to grow up too quickly reminiscing about napping with the granfather that raised her and asking the MC to let him nap on him for a little bit?Have you ever thought for a second that that kind of mawkish sentimentality is maybe just a LITTLE awkward?
>>1357110Isn't this the scene where Nia is cringing in game at Tora and poppi's BS?
>>1358137...do people actually like this game?
>>1358148Yes. Lots of them.
>>1358148The shitposting is mostly ironic because of how terrible the game is.
most of this shit isnt even cringeonly thing that is is the csfag spamming like anyone gives a fuck about his game
>>1358011>kingdom hearts is far worseGiven that KH is some kind of singularity of cringe no one ever thought possible, it is, perhaps, not the best comparison to draw.>the classic anime the game was drawing from is all cringe as wellMaybe, but this is fallacious reasoning. The devil is in the details. Let's grant that the OG Xenogears concept of aligning souls with ancient mechs is adolescent cringe. Let's compare that with the basic premise of XC2:>Rex, you can be revived as my Driver, the driver of the Aegis."I need you to drive me, shota! Drive my huge tits and perfect thighs to Elysium!">>1357154>dad walks inWhich game is gonna be more awkward?
MEH MEH MEH
Shall I give you..this cringe? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2oaTaRCaA4
>>1358074>sentimentality is awkwardconfirmed underagewhy are zoomer kids so fucking insecure about wanting not to be kids anymore that they feel the need to hide feelings and emotions
>>1358346Nobody expresses emotion like that. It's corny garbage and it makes your characters look like idiots.
>>1358346They never learned how to grow up and are lashing out
>>1358290this is so dumb and cringe that it becomes awesome
why is this thread allowed but the wrpg cringe thread got deleted after three posts?
>>1357110Have they patched out the gatcha yet?
>>1358401Probably cause WRPG cringe usually involves some stupid political shit that mods don't wanna put up with.
>>1357789lol yeah out of context it looks terrible, like no one there is enjoying this little show.
>>1358360what do you know about corny, when is the last time you experienced something genuine?
>>1358401Either the janny's a tranny or they considered it a duplicate thread because there's already a 250-post thread up about the D2 models.
>>1358411I had tons of plans I had for the next five years ruined thanks to Covid, but I didn't write any mawkish soliloquies about it.
>>1358401the board has to be 80% japshit
>>1358409they should ban all wrp"""g"""s from the board, then. politics only get mentioned because western developers force them into their """games."""
>>1358455>politics only get mentioned because western developers force them into their """games."""That's because you actually understand the political implications in western games, whereas you just don't in Japanese ones. It's the same with dumb memes and in-jokes. Plenty exist in Japanese games, but many are lost in translation or changed to something else because western players would have no idea what the game is talking about.
>Cold Steel spammer raids a cringe thread and posts BASED insteadhaha
>>1357927>but it doesn't seem that cringe to me. just regular jrpg bullshitYou're in too deep. It's cringe.
>>1358411>when is the last time you experienced something genuine?When I wasn't watching that cutscene. Stop thinking fiction is reality.
>>1358563I'm not the only one posting Cold Steel
>>1357927The story setup for that situation is really lame. The fact that one of them is so into doing this is weird. There's a bit of sympathetic cringe just from the blonde feeling embarrassed. Everyone just watching it like obedient robots rather than reacting individually to the situation makes it laughably bad and unbelievable.
>>1358360You can do a lot worse than this as far as cringe goes. Perhaps a bit dramatic but not much more than that.
>>1358762Oh don't worry, there's way more where that came from.
>>1358074>mawkish sentimentalityAre you 90? Who the fuck says that.
>>1358843Mawkish is a great word and people should use it more. It describes a lot of awkward emotional scenes in weeb shit very well.
>>1358036The video was from 09 when game capturing wasnt as high quality yet.
>>1357811do you genuinely think that criticizing japanese things shouldn't be allowed
>>1358847I like it more than "saccharine", so I will.
>>1358346>>1358398That's a shitposter from the falcom general who's absolutely obsessed with CS. He posts in /fg/ and CS threads every day despite acting like he hates the games. Look up the filenames in the archives.The whole franchise is autism magnet.
>>1357110That's Amerishit localization cringe, retard EOP
>>1357719>see all those people in coldsteel threads INSISTING that these games are superior jrpgs with quality writing>see this
Warpig vs JaypiggyYou know who wins that fight
>>1359893You show a warpig a picture of a black man and he gives up on his hobby on the spot
Anyone saying trails of cold steel is a moron considering the game is in on the joke.Trails of Cold Steel is intended to be an ironic deconstruction of jrpg tropes
>[Cold Steel’s] dialogue and character developing surprisingly avoids being a cliche anime game and opts to be an actual deep experience instead
Trails general I see.
>>1359452I was capturing in HD in 2005
>>1360096Have some good old Square Penix cringe instead
>>1360101The FF7 compilation is a goldmine for cringehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cwR3oaMheY
I never play jarpigs but holy fuck I had no idea the writing is this bad
This entire thread could be filled with nothing but Star Ocean 4 scenes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_p4uoeimMEMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNauq6_9iP0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlN4E-1I80Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzaNmuH_lhQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WVxodJnl-8
DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER
>>1360119>Soldier.................doesn't mean monster
Why does this thread only have stuff from 2 games in it
>>1359947Anon you can’t ironically eat a shit sandwich without actually eating a shit sandwich
>>1357110Xenoblade is JRPG cringe: The Game
>>1358843native English speakers
>>1357670This, same for white boys, IRL all their "waifus" would bow to Black kings
>>1360181>this is the average warpig fan
>>1359890>it's the localization!Never-ending XC2 cope is hilarious.There's no shame in enjoying it for what it is but it's undeniably cringe to the extreme.
>>1359890Localization was not responsible for shit like this.https://files.catbox.moe/vrtbp9.webm
>>1359891I just bought one on steam too.Wew.
>>1357110>JarpigOf course /shmupg/ trannies would seethe and orbit about XC2
>>1357719literally *shits uncontrallably*
>>1360181WE WUZ KANGZ
>>1360167xenocringe 2 actually is just that bad of a cringefest, while cold steel has a bunch of obsessed mindbroken haters who can't stop seething at it.
>>1357719Pure fucking Kino, this and the pantagruel scene are straight shonen briliance.
>>1358470Wtf are you talkiing about, the difference is that most JRPG pollitics are only relevant in-game while WRPG politics are irrelevant contemporary shit.
>>1359899That actually made me laugh.
>wrpg charcters>all their dialogue is spelled backwards or some shit>so quirky wow
>>1357689Threadly reminder that this an optional quest for a rare blade you aren't guaranteed to pull in a regular playthrough that is only do-able late game, and like all custscenes is skippable.
>>1357719it's... it's over reanbros...
>>1358036The audio isn't even the funniest part. It's the girl's walk animation.
>>1358360this always makes me cringe.No wonder no one takes ricecels seriously
>>1360591Well, he's assertion is that without knowing current issues in Japanese culture you wouldn't know what sort of propaganda might be present.Either way it's bullshit, though. The current-year social justice hysteria and its specifically demented twist into bigoted "anti-racism" is a recent phenomenon that even in the west only applies to games made in the last 5-10 years outside of specific niches. Not only do older games have less subversive and more balanced political content, the embedded values themselves are better. The problem isn't just that SJWs inject their politics into games on purpose, it's that their politics are fucking insane and retarded.
>>1359891>he wants the quick ReandownHaha, guess it's time to not hold back>orphaned and adopted into a Noble family>final student of a legendary swordsman>secret son of the mysterious big bad who's actually good>such a chad that he not only adds every woman to his ever-expanding harem but also the men>his sister and her friend (who is the royal princess)'s vaginas becomes waterfalls at the sheer mention of his name>chosen to pilot an ancient super mecha>masters and can fully control his *psh nothin personell kid" demonic powers>wields a tachi and can teleport behind you>beats one of the most powerful swordsmen in history that's hyped up in Trails in the Sky>grows up to become a teacher, can romance his underage students>just saying "haha" makes everybody drop their pants for him>uses the power of friendship to defeat the true antagonist interdimensional hatred curse that appears at the last second>is technically royalty, his biological father is the reincarnation of an ancient Emperor>breaks up budding romances between other characters that were developing in the third game because everybody sucks his dick in the fourth game>even the protagonists of previous games hype him up>kills himself in a noble self sacrifice with his fujobait boyfriend to break a curse but not really because the even bigger bigger villains rewrite the timeline to get the true ending>becomes one of the strongest characters on the continent>has the option to cuck Estelle away from Joshua, Tita away from Agate, Tio away from Lloyd, etc.>now a version of himself from an alternate timeline is trying to kill him because he's too chad>awakens a new inner power to combat this alternate self, giving him heterochromia in the process>tops Japanese official popularity polls, brought his franchise to the spotlight,>made it so that the majority of the franchise's games are about him>is the writer's favorite character, writer goes on to call the previous protagonists embarrassing
>>1357927I think because people are more sensitive now to JRPGs taking influence from shitty moe anime so anything humorous is seen as cringe even if it's typical jokey sidestory stuff.
>>1361445There's also the fact that in XC2 most scenes have at least one character (often more) wearing hilarious tittyslut outfits so there's a higher baseline level of cringe vs jokey side-story stuff in a game that takes itself more seriously.
>>1357719Jesus fucking christ. And to think my friends almost tricked me into playing Tales.
>>1360143You just don't understand the writing
>>1361470Trails, Tales is only half as cringey at it's worst.
>>1357719>german/european fantasy setting>wields a fucking katanaI'm out.
>>1360315>he fell for the five shills these games haveHaha...
>>1361470Yeah, Tales is shit.
I think video games good
>>1357110Nothing makes me cringe. I just keep watching the screen and advancing text with a focused-yet-blank expression on my face. I think playing JRPGs for over 30 years'll do that to someone.
>>1358176>that hand just phasing through his face
>>1359891>see all those people in coldsteel threads INSISTING that these games are superior jrpgs with quality writing>he hasn't realised it's all a meme or rean-induced delirium>he hasn't realised it's a meme BECAUSE the games are shithaha
>>1363213>jokes on you buddy, I played a shitty game for 500 hours IRONICALLY
>>1363213the games aren't shit. it's not a meme. they are, in fact, superior jrpgs with quality writing.go back to your dilation station known as resetera. you don't belong here.
>>1357719i dont get it whats so funny?
>>1363291wrpg trannies are off their meds again
>>1357719>slashes through soldiers>guns slice in half>soldiers just disarmedIs... is there any stakes in this? Even the guy with the blood splatter under him is still alive?
>>1363323Kek. Take your meds you pillowfucking basement dwelling weeb trash
>>1363596There are no stakes in Cold Steel. Nobody ever dies.
>>1363219Why would there be so many negative posts ITT about CS if anons liked it? Think about if for a second. Pic related.
>>1363710>Nobody ever dies.*ahem*
>>1358148it's obvious that shitposters on /vrpg/ don't, some "people" legit like this dogshit though
Someone post that inner monologue one (iirc it’s voiced by Nolan north)
You keep trying to make this thread and then spam it but we all know you'll never be a woman.
>>1357990That's because those games are written by Japanese hyper-incels, driven by desperation to the delusion that MAYBE if they're literally related to the woman she will fuck them.
>>1363710no one dies in sky either
>>1364956Loewe and Weissman.
>>1364967so about the same bodycount as cs
>>1364977The difference is it's a minor coup versus a freaking world war.
>>1364981nah, it was established early on in the series that everyone just gets knocked unconscious and there are barely any character deaths. that didn't change in cs
>>1357719literally Fei/ID but worse
>>1364990What do you think is more likely to cause death? A popularity military officer trying to stage a coup with minimal harm or a world war where a single country is fighting several for control of an entire continent?
>>1364998both would cause death, but this is Trails so no one dies.
>>1365014Again with the dodge. Which conflict is likely to result in a greater number of casualties, such that downplaying those would make it less believable?
>>1365018autism. people get knocked unconscious in the whole series by swords, machine guns and rockets.
>>1365027Still didn't answer my question. I'm gonna a pedantic fuck and keep at it.
>>1365034the first 5 games set the precedent that at most 1 or 2 characters die and i was ok with that. did you expect cs to kill off half the cast?
>>1365043Dodging again. I'll repeat myself.>What do you think is more likely to cause death? A popularity military officer trying to stage a coup with minimal harm or a world war where a single country is fighting several for control of an entire continent?It's a very simple question. Stop giving run arounds with series trends and other contextual junk and just answer it.
>>1365099if you played 5 games with a very low bodycount then it really shouldn't surprise you that the next 5 will have the same numbers. Trails doesn't like killing characters, that's just how it is and always has been. going 3D won't change that.
>>1365124Still dodging the question. Stop pivoting to series trends and just answer the damn thing. It's that simple.
>>1365128hardly anyone dies in Trails and the villains are often forgiven too
>>1357811you can enjoy JRPGs and also recognize cringey parts of them retard
>>1357719Even if this were a literary masterpiece (it's the opposite), there's no excusing those shitty animations. Get a fucking budget, what a laughing stock. It blows my mind there are people that shill this dogshit when it looks like some bottom of the barrel anime.
>>1358455All media is political. Cry into your daki about it, faggot.
Good enough opportunity to post this I guess, even if it's not the type of cringe the thread's after.
>"How did you come back?! We killed you!">"Uhh satan"
>>1365876no it isn'tsomeday maybe, you will learn the differencemore likely you will die alone and unloved by anyone but your parents, who will use your real name when they bury you.
>>1365916How often do you think about strangers dying
>>1365916>"N-Nuh-uuuuuuuuh! I'm right because I said so!Tranny tranny trannyyyyyyyyyy!"Ok faggot
>>1365876Kill yourself you joyless sad sick waste of matter.
>>1357719to be fair this game was made on vita but it doesn't excuse the ps4/pc exclusives still being trash
>>1365876All media is political but the politics shouldn't be directly lifted, word for word, from a Vox article. When people say "don't shove politics in my games" they mean, "Don't shove your current_year petty bourgeoisie pet social issues in to games with all the grace and finesse of a 3rd grader writing a power fantasy of him killing the schoolyard bully". You'd get that if you weren't a drooling retard.
>>1366107It's not just the graphics but the unbelievable dialogue and the fact he doesn't kill anyone ever despite losing control of himself.
Just came here to point something out. Most of the cringe here involves English dubbed JRPGs. All English dubbed JRPGs qualify as WRPGs, because English is a western language. Therefore, any cringe that originates from an English localisation or translation is an example of WRPG cringe. This can’t be disputed.
>>1366120Estelle and Lloyd didn't kill anyone either and their games had a lot of hahas too. Even fucking ys is full of them.
>>1365899>too much of a chad for Hell to containHow is that cringe?
>>1366329>Estelle and Lloyd didn't kill anyone eitherEstelle and Lloyd wasn't possessed by an all powerful mecha oni.>and their games had a lot of hahas tooNo they didn't. It didn't get bad until CS1 and then it went crazy by CS3.
>>1366120Yeah he just kills Erebonia's divine beast, unleashing the curse and plunging the whole continent into war lmao
JRPG cringe is funny as shit, it's so retarded kek. I wish WRPG cringe would be half as entertaining as them. The most entertaining part about WRPG cringe is the reaction to it. The cringe itself is just some political messaging and self-inserting trannies.
>>1357953It's okay when Sky did it
>>1360518>while cold steel has a bunch of obsessed mindbroken haters who can't stop seething at it. That's because they would rather make fun of the games than be made fun of for liking them.
>>1365876>All media is political. Cry into your daki about it, faggot.
>>1366366>It didn't get bad until CS1Eh, Kevin in 3rd was possessed by the Haha bug pretty often.
>>1357110what’s she mean by “brushy-crushy” btw?
>>1360518Cold Steel is cringefest though everything about it
>>1365876Your father sucked me off and told me he wished his son was less of a homo.
>>1360132these were either legitimately funny or just weird. not that cringe
>>1366275Exactly, which is why when I swap ME3 to Japanese, it's Japan's fault the game's ending is shit.That's so typical of Japan to only give colour based endings.
>>1367143No, because the writers for ME come from the west. I’m referring to cringey dialogue. If the jap dub for ME was cringey then that’s an example of JRPG cringe.
>>1358148I have seen anyone here unironically like it, but you can probably find youtube lets plays with people that do.Have no idea how though>crow you're my best friend despite the fact we've barely even spoken>it's cool you were a terrorist we sang a song together
>>1358843It's not exactly a difficult word....Maybe stop watching so much japanese stuff and read some books written in english, to maybe expand your vocabulary?And no anime subtitles written for braindead retards doesn't count.
>>1360846amazing, jrpgs can actually cause stockholm syndrome
>>1365876Go be fat somewhere else, Amerimutt.
>>1357719>https://youtu.be/MZA3WUgGMEQ?t=200>literally muh dark side power cant control it whit out friendship powerthanks for post this i dodged a bullet A BIG ONE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr8-5Fn_6XYBioWare games are jarpigs, you can't change my mind.
>>1357990They never had any interation with another human being
>>1372238Mass Effect 3 was totally written by somebody who watches haremshit
>>1369164Amazing. You just summed up Trails although I dropped the series and would never touch Trails of Cold Shit with a 50 foot katana.