Why you lie me, /vr/? You said that the game is trash, but It was really really good
>why you lie me, /vr/?We never did, it's just your horrible English skills that fucked you over thinking we somehow did.
>>7713720The only people who criticise it are closet furries who are butthurt their goddess didn't play a more prominent role like in DP.
How far in are you? Star Fox Adventures might genuinely be the single most frontloaded game ever made.
>>7713720It's a 6/10. Not terrible, not particularly good. Would've generated no controversy at all if Shiggy hadn't branded it with the Star Fox franchise.
>>7713720It is a great game. Best Starfox after 64
It's not great by really any metric other than graphics. It's not the worst shit out there or anything, but your time is better spent with other zelda games or zelda clones.
>>7713813Nope I criticise it because it is a shitty zelda clone
>>7713720When we said the star fox game on GameCube was trash we meant Assault.
>>7713856I almost quit at the Lightfoot dtobe section since there's a moment where you have to button mash like Mario party. It isn't even hard but I despite how they expect you to risk breaking your controller for doing something as repetitive as mashing a button as fast as possible which isn't much about gaming skills as is how healthy your hands are. Playing games as long as I have your thumbs ain't as spry as they used to be and you probably need to use the pencil trick which technically is cheating. Trial of fear also is annoying
>>7715679That part filtered me as a kid, which sucks because having a child’s brain is the only way I could actually enjoy this game. Going back all of its flaws are much more obvious, like tricky’s annoying ass voice
>>7713720It's like a better version of Conker.
>>7713720More like SHITFOX
>>7713720>really really goodLMFAO no, but it's perfectly acceptable
I've got this image of a reptile guy choking the blue fox girl one handed before throwing her off a ship to drown. Is this the same game? When I was little that shit fucked me up.
>>7715673If Adventure & Assault had a baby, it'd be perfect.
>>7717645If, porn, noIf not, yes
>>7713720This shit was awesome idc what anyone says.
>>7713725It is almost 20 years old
>>7717604Better than Assault
>>7713720If it wasn't a Star Fox game, no one would be complaining about it.
>>7715679Mashing hard makes you lose that actually.
>>7719028This. Just the usual case of butthurt fanboys. Same thing happened to the Banjo game on the 360
>>7719028Plenty of people wanted the n64 game. Plenty of people also wanted 2 remake. Well we got a rushed game before a buyout then 1 remade 2 more times.
>>7713720The game is shit. It literally came with toilet paper at Circuit City
>>7719772This can't be real.
I grew up on Smash 64 which is where I first learned about Fox. He was the coolest fucking character in that game, fast, graceful, had that gun, could throw a bitch far, etc. Since Fox was my favorite character, I got this game a few years later for my birthday. I loved it. This was my favorite gamecube game of all time. Then years later a friend gave me his Starfox 64 cart, and I played it, and I was like, this shit is fucking gay what the hell? how come fox never gets out of his ship? when is he gonna get out and give these assholes the what for? he's just gonna shoot from his ship like a little pussy? then I found out the game was a remake of the snes game, wasn't even original, and the snes game sucks too, never gets out of the ship. how on earth can anybody say the snes and n64 games are better? they're just gay shoot em ups, no depth at all, no dungeons, no hand to hand combat, no exploration, barely a story, a gay frog, etc. god, I hate galaga and games like that so much, most pretentious genre ever. so boring, you just fly a ship and hold fire; have no idea how so many people can pretend the games are more interesting that.
>>7720134We get it, you like to it up the foxhole.
>>7720120Star Fox Jones Soda. Who would of thought....
>>7719446What a deeply upsetting thing to read.
>>7719772>>7720120I'm sure they're all destroyed now by asswipes during the TP drought of 2020.
>>7719446>Mashing hard makes you lose that actually.So what the hell are you supposed to do? Go buy a third party controller with the turbo option?
>>7713856Really? I always thought SFA had one of the most boring introductions and the game only gets good an hour or two into it. I got to the part where you’re on a green tinted beach or something (rented it from Blockbuster for a week, haven’t played since even though I bought a copy years ago)
>>7721710Just shows you how messy the second half is compared to the first half. Still better than Assault by a lot.
>>7720729This is my genuine belief, I will defend it with my life. I mean, until I get bored or something. Nothing I post is bait or rehashed.
>>7720134Should have done your research before buying a game series you only know so little about
>>7721790All three games (Smash, Adventure, 64) were christmas or birthday gifts, the first two from family the third from my friend, what are you even talking about, I was a kid. My first impression with star fox was that he walked on land and kicked ass with his fists because that's how he was portrayed in Smash 64. Just saying adventure is my favorite because this is the only one that actually portrays him like this. The other ones are just gay space shooters.
>>7721806I mean assault also has him running and gunning on the ground for half the game but it doesn't play like smash bros fox at all and more like a super generic third person shooter
Ye I had a ton of fun when I played this on release, but I was also a youngster who didn't know shit, so who knows how well it would hold up today.Tricky can go fuck himself though, the little shitter
>>7720225Thats worth some money
>>7723013The visuals and sounds hold up really well by today's standards
>>7720225What flavor was it
>>7720120You're missing the air freshener
>>7724263Just looks like the Green Apple flavor with a Starfox label slapped on it.
It was green applet. husky child who drank it instead of saving for the coomlection