>your age>your favorite game>age you lost your virginity27super metroidnever
inb4 everyone says never
>>7286917Thats some high nips on the left lady
>>7286929They called torpedo tidds
>>728691718I don't know Never.
>>728691725Fire Emblem:Genealogy of the holy warIve never even had a girlfriend
> 30> monster sanctuary > 14
>>7286959Furthest I ever got was, first on PSOBB (private server) meeting some crack addict "milf" who I thankfully never saw after the daze of "having a girlfriend" ended, that was in senior of highschool a pittle over a decade ago. The next best was in Animal Crossing NL a few years ago meeting this Euro girl younger than me who I was in love with and Swapnoted with copiously (saw her pics, too) but fucked up by telling her I just started masturbating to porn and was struggling with that and also (at a different time) that I wanted her to move over here. Someone end me.
>>7287017Also danced with a few girls in uni, but I'll save that for my blog.
>>728691730Mega Man X Never
>>728691720Resident Evil 216
>>7286917>>your age38>>your favorite gameSplinter Cell>>age you lost your virginity19
>>7286917Almost 31.Half-Life 2.Three weeks before my 17th birthday.
>>7286917>>7286926>>7286928>>7286947>>7286959>>7287037>>7287103Called it>>7286990What the fuck
>>728691719Metal Gear Solid14
35Dark souls20, but i feel like i regained it after many years of no fucking
>>7287126Middle school sex is much, MUCH more likely than you think
>>7287140Only these days.
>>7287127>>7286990Why do 2 people in this thread had sex at 14?
>>7287150You have to actually try to leave High School a virgin if you take JROTC
>>7287150Males losing their virginity at 14 who post on 4chan is very unlikely. Most girls at that time usually either go for older men or chads. I don't think either one of these anons are chads.
>>728691718Fire Emblem: Thracia 776Never
>>7286917>your age25>your favorite gameMetal Gear Solid 2>age you lost your virginity19
>>7287163If they’re posting on 4chan they probably peaked in high school
>>7287146>only these daysAhahahahahahahahahahaha
27Morrowind17>>7286984Morrowind chads rise up
>>7286917>35>Starcraft II (1 if it must be retro)>15
>>7287116I also wanted to add that back when I lost my virginity at 19, it was the year 2001. Bad news came when it was announced that Sega would no longer produce game consoles. I was playing Shenmue and Sonic Adventure 2 sometime before I lost my virginity. It was a magical time for me because I wasn't sure what to expect next that year. Good times.
>>7287163one of my buddies lost his virginity age 13 and then didn't have a gf until age 25, it's not so unbelievable to me, particularly stories you read on various boards.
30Phantasy Star IV16
>>728691724Kirby 64: The Crystal ShardsNever
34Quake 2 multiplayer 15
>>728691733If Retro: Monster World IV/Gunstar HeroesIf not retro: The Beginner's Guide17
45smb310 yay horny teen girl babysitter
nice try fbi
31Duke Nukem 3D18
>>728691734Fallout / Contra the Hard Corps / Resident Evil22Started kinda late, but had loads of sex since then, fortunately.
>>7287358What's it like losing your virginity at 13? Isn't that way too early?
29Initial D v314The only bad thing about losing it at 14 was that I set too high of a standard for after my first gf broke up with me, shit was not great from like age 16 to 23
>38>pic related>20 or 21, would have been sooner except it was hard to meet gay dudes in those times
>>728691736Civilisations 230 years and eight days. Turned 30 and decided to lose my virginity to the first thot that would have me on Tinder. One of the dumbest things I ever did in my life.
>>7287126I had a lot of pressure from my family to be a “man” and get a girlfriend quickly. I was also surrounded by porn on my brother’s walls and dads garage, and had open access to the internet from 8.So yeah banging since 14 and haven’t gone longer than 2 weeks since. I’m happily married with three kids and a good sex like so it all ended well for me, plus my family is dead so it’s a lot easier to honor them now.
>>7287163Only virgins think this divide is real. T. Happily married 30 year anon.The true Chad way is to disregard preconceptions of others or places. 4chan is just another internet shithole, the equivalent of a seedy rural bar.
>>728691730Super Mario RPGnever
>22>Moon Remix RPG Adventure >16
>>7287187>i don't play gamesWhy would you even come here then? Ah thats right, probably just bait and post low effort wojaks like the eternal zoomer
>>728691725Prince of Persia Sands of Time15
>23> currently enjoying angband and roguelikes>18
>>728691722Thief: The Dark Project16
37Little Big Adventure20
24ape escape 319
>>728691731Sonic Adventure 225
30I dont actually play anything anymore, only shitpost28
>>7287126Am I supposed to lie to subvert your expecations?
>>728691732underrail24nice thread btw
>>7287361>10 yay horny teen girl babysitterYou were a child. You were sexually abused.
>>728691725Toss-up between: Final Fantasy VII, VIII & IX and The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time & Majora's MaskAlso never, still a virgin
>>728691730Rage of Mages 2 : Necromancer11
>>728691720City Connection (Arcade)Take a guess
>>728691732Tales of Legendia17
30Sonic 3 and Knuckles 18-19ish.
>>728691723SF Rush Series, to the point where I know some of the devs.19
thanks for the marketing data guys
>29>Metal Gear Solid 2>18
>>7287195Are you me? Although I think Starcraft 1 was probably better no?
>>728691732Either Majoras mask or Silent hill 23, with your mom
>>728691726Ocarina Of Timetbd
>>7286917>26>Aria of Sorrow>21
24Super Mario 6420-21Been successful in job and women overall these years since first kiss (18) Last bad thing to happen was 2020.
33Noctis IVnever and not interested
>>7286917>age: vampire larper>game: DOA Xtreme balls the /vr/ edition>virgo lost: 20
>>7287150>>7287163Middle skool compensated dating.>They fucked old men for GPUs.
>>7287791>>7287361Is this when we call FBI?
>>728691736Metroid III'm so lonely
>>7287361I love SMW femdom
>>728691732knock knock run runNever, wait does it have to be vaginal? to count?cos' vaginal sex is for pussies...
>33>Unreal Tournament 1999>21
>>7286917Breeding is murder.28Zeldan/a
>>7287505Hold on, No gays like Gradius 2!
>>728691735Ferret LeggingDoes it count if she was technically retarded? 35
>>7286917Cool datamine. I want to FUCK Gameboy Samus though. The others just look weird.
>>7286984Fallout easily has the most fucked up death animations ever. Pretty rewarding critical and character growth feedback though.
27KotOR 1-2 or SotN17
>>728691739WoW :( 15
>>7288823>WoW :(How is this shit your favourite?
>>7288445Is that when your babysitter molests you while playing Mario World?
>>7288805>transwomen are men and vice versafucking kek
>>728691730Shadow Of The Colossus14
wow! i didn't expect such an enormous response. ill be able to gear my next advertising scheme perfectly to the audience of this board now.
>>7288952yeah, shilling of /vr/ always produces amazing results and isn't called out at all
>>7288560>6Bro, are you ok? Do you want us to call the partyvan?
36streets of rage 215
27Diablo 2never, I sucked a dick once but I assume there is no mouth virginity
>>728691740RoboCop/OutRun (coin-ops) tie16
>>7287361You're a victim
>>7288938Wow, what a Chad. What do you expect, a medal or something? Fuck off.
18Mega Man Zero 3Not yet
>>7289215You seem somewhat irate. Father not finger banging you as much as he used to? Go be an flaming faggot somewhere else.
29 don't call me a boomer yetToeJam & Earl this is the first game we bonded over, talk about welcome to the next level14 my son is now the same age we were when we "leveled up" and no we still don't know how we'd react if he made us literal boomer grandparents by age 30
>>7289215You forgot to be bitter about all the other people who lost it at 14
>>7287505Gay guy likes it hard in the ass from his games too. Go figure.
>>7289229Games you can never beat are fitting for subs
>>7289221>says nothing faggy >gets faggy response Projecting much?
>>7289241I thought what was said originally was rather faggy. Sounded like a bitter fag to me
>>728691722 RE4Never have, never will
>>7286917>37>6 way tie between Sonic the hedgehog 2, super Mario bros 3, Crash Bandicoot 2, Castlevania SOTN, Resident evil 2 (the original one) and Super Metroid>30I also want to add that losing my virginity actually turned my life around and fixed all my problems.
>>728691725Biker Mice From Mars9 unless non-penetrative sexual assault doesn't count, in which case, 19.
>>7288959with data like this? fat chance you'll pick up on it!
>>7289225So what, are you saying Toejam & Earl got you laid?
>>7288560you explored that cave early, anon
>>7286917>24>Favorite retro game? Super Metroid>Never, I'm actually growing extra virginities
>>728691730Super Mario World14
>>7286917I'm 35 years old.Chrono TriggerLost my virginity at 20 to the woman I'm now married to. She's the only woman I've ever slept with.
>23>Silent Hill 2>Never
>>7287168>>7288016MGS2 chads rise up.>tfw both lost virginity before turning 20
>>7287183Right? Every time I go to my local middle school to look for pussy, I get called a pervert.
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>>7289653>7Oof... That's rough, buddy. Are you okay?
31Retro fav is FF616 but I regret it, wish I'd waited
>>7289340If you're anything like me, it probably left you with complexes and you'll probably be a bad partner in the end, and I lost it earlier than you.
>>7287775I loved this game but couldn't deal with the goddamn stealth enemies and dropped. How do you deal? I tried wearing goggles, paranoid perk, and other shit to hopefully boost awareness but these fags still stealth combo'd me. Literally how do you deal with this outside of knowing they're there from getting fucked before, and using mines and shit? And then you still have to deal with all their buddies or them tripping it first. Just completely unfun to deal with.
>>728691721gran turismo 418
>>7289392Unsurprised. One of the co-op Kirby SNES games got me laid.
>>7289685It's not as bad as it sounds. I'm sure it was for others, though
>>728691768Zork15 (to my mom) then never.
>>7289739You have to be stealthed yourself. If youre out of stealth, it doesnt matter how perceptive you are. You either need stealth and detection or just be tanky enough.
>>7289808Y-your mom?! Care to explain?
30jet set radio future27
>>7289808Wow, 68? I don’t know anyone that old that uses computers. 28REDNECK RAMPAGE15
>>7289808If it was hot pls share
>>7286917>22>DKC2 if /vr/ and monster train if not /vr/>never but i got my dick sucked by some rando on grindr once and didnt even finish.
>>728691729I don't really have onenever have, never will
>>7288447Yooo I have a poster with that artwork. That artwork fooled me into thinking Majora's Mask could be an obtainable item.
>>728691743Doom23 Listen, your aunt was a fine piece of ass back then. Kinda looked like Lisa Loeb *SIP*
>>728691734Resident Evil 214 (with a girl)17 (with a guy) I’m a fag
>>7290057You can't lose your virginity a second time you know.
19Crash 2/ Pokémon Crystal19
>>728691712Call of Dutymany times
28San Andreas or Halo 317 Protip: stop looking for woman in yoir age range. Go after women 10+ years older than you. Its a hell of a lot easier. A lot of women are pedophiles.
>>7286928Fucking love battlezone
>>7287163You can lose your virginity young and still be an ugly manlet shithead. I know a guy who had a hot af gf in high school who looks especially like shit 10 years later and is desperately trying to dm girls he went to high school with.
>>7288189>20-21Do you not remember? Did you lose your virginity on the evening of December 31? Did you get halfway there when you were 20 but not all the way until you were 21? Multiple ages as an answer to such a straightforward question leaves more questions than answers.
>>7290218I want a family with a fellow virgin, though. Roasties' eggs are dead.
>>728691727Starcraft: Brood War20
>>7290218>Protip: stop looking for woman in yoir age range. Go after women 10+ years older than you. Its a hell of a lot easier. A lot of women are pedophiles.Based. I'm 25. Women in their 30's are the best. I like them a lot more than girls the same as me or younger.>>7290417Why would you want to have kids?
>>7290536Because I'm a troubled male, not a mindless consoomer.
>>728691741Tf2 before they ruined it18
>>7290536I have more luck with younger women than older women and I am only 38.
>>7288487IDK why but gay bros and trannies are really like shmups. I guess I'm no exception.>>7289229>Gay guy likes it hard in the ass from his gamesIs that why Souls is so popular?
>>7286917 >16>Mega Man 2>3 years
19Doom 2Not yet
>>7290417Virgins are the fucking worst. You would know this if you actually fucked one before.
>>7289932I'm sorry, anon, but you have a terminal case of the gay.
>>7289880ConfessEven as a FPS fan you don't really believe Redneck Rampage is your favorite gameCome on>>7287163At 14 I was having sex with 3 different women over 24 and I don't consider myself a chad, far from it, they just liked young boys I guess and I cultivated a smart, independent, confident personality
25doom16>>7289229hahahahahahaha>>7290417fuck families we're all doomed
>latest age of virginity loss is 25
>>7291009Yeah that sounds about reasonable. Lost mine at 20 and if I'd lasted much longer it would have been hopeless.
>>7291013>>7291009imo it's fucking impossible after college. but then again im in an area where people usually marry right after high school and shit
Hmm do the average /vr/ user is VERY accommodating even it comes to filing out surveys. I'll keep that in mind for my next marketing research project.
>>728691722Deus ex or shadow of chernobyl.17
>>7291016I can see that being true. I lost mine to a girl I'd known in high school during my later college years. If it weren't for that I don't know where I'd be today... probably a PC gamer, honestly.
>>7289213He is. All the memes about "But she was hot though!" doesn't make it any better, nobody takes you fucking seriously if you're a boy abused by an adult woman. Does it fucking matter if she was good looking? She was cruel and mean, and the least fun part was the strap-on, or the gym teacher taking his turn while she giggles and snaps pictures, or burned me with a cigarette lighter.I wish I could have killed them, but some other dude (had graduated school a few years back) went to his home and shot him in the spine, then caved in his face with a desk lamp before turning the gun on himself. She 'transferred' somewhere some time later, and I could never find out where she went, and if she changed her identity or something, it's like there was no trace of her existence, she probably was never found out or punished (but she'd get a slap on the wrist if she did).I've never been with a woman my age, and I probably never will with how neurotic and damaged I am. I can't trust women.
>>7287553>30 years and eight days. Turned 30 and decided to lose my virginity to the first thot that would have me on Tinder. One of the dumbest things I ever did in my life.we'll listen if you want to share that story
>>7287704favourite game? all-time favourite??
>>7288432a Shenmue Chad
>>7290394Is that strange not to remember the exact age?
53Any variant of the classic Star Trek game.24
33Star Fox 6426I wish I had stayed a wizard.
>>7288028SC1 is miles better
>>7288938>>7289215Lol. Colossus IS Chad tho, you pupae
>>7289194Oh. Sick. Never sucked a dick tho28Diablo 2Never
>>7290206Best one yet
>>7290206Do you smoke cigarettes too?
>>728691745Dark Souls16th birthday, had been getting blowies for a while before though.
>>728691740Super Mario Bros.14
>>7289241>N-n-no. YOU.A master debater, indeed. Kill yourself, spastic. Really, do it now. Spare us any further retardation.
30Legend of Legaia20
>>7286917>your age32>your favorite gameFinal Fantasy X>age you lost your virginity17, with FFX running in the background kek
>>7286917>24>Shin Megami Tensei Franchise>22
>>7287140There was a girl in my school had the football team run a train on her while her parents weren't home. She got pregnant and left school.
>>7291428A "no u" response is when someone makes a valid argument and the other person just deflects it on them instead of coping with it. All you did was jump straight to taking about cocksucking, as if that was at the forefront of your mind for some inexplicable reason.
>37>Doom (original, obviously)>16
>>7290942Yes! No STDs and pair-bonding is just SO bad! Now excuse me while I go and prep my gf's bull and then reward myself with some s oylent. :)
25streets of rage 2never
>>7291693Even though I think I'm one of the worst degenerates I know, still the internet manages to surprise me with sex terms I've somehow avoided learning after over 20 years online. What the hell is pair-bonding?
28Anything on gameboyNever
>>7291009I know a guy who is still a virgin at 40. I keep giving him shit for it.
>>7291790>I keep giving him shit for it.Why? What pleasure do you get from pouring salt into an open wound?
losing virginity is my favorite retro game. not even breath of the wild can top that.
>>7291803Because it amuses me. Plus he's a beta-male Leftist.
>>7291880I hate leftists as much anyone, but even I wouldn't kick one in the balls repeatedly, Anon. I say that as a right winger who's just three years away from graduating from wizardry to whatever's after that (warlock?). Nothing hurts more.
>>7291030Jeez, man. Saying I'm sorry that happened to you probably wouldn't mean much, but unironically thanks for having the guts to share your story.
30, Super Metroid, 17>>7291030Sorry bro. Hang in there.
>>7291693Plot twist: I'm the bull you're prepping
>>7287163There are so many different people who lurk and post on 4chan that this isn't even remotely unlikely. Your idea of what an average poster is like is based on yourself and your equally socially deviant friends (or lack thereof). Plenty of guys with normal social developments came here during high school and probably talked about it without being a total faggot foaming at the mouth and regurgitating mudkip memes. Even then, a lot of people found out about 4chan post-2010.The notion you have about what women want is painfully indicative of just how abjectly socially inept you are. Life isn't a shitty 80's/90's high school movie where only three archetypes exist. Be confident about what you like and do (and do at least one thing that seems useful, productive, or otherwise impressive), don't actively/desperately seek attention, wash your ass, and some type of woman (or girl in HS) will notice you. It might not be "Stacy" (if you insist on seeing life through the lens of shitty, done-to-death memes) but it will be a perfectly fuckable girl. And yeah, I know it's way too late to be telling you this.
>>728691729Metal gear solid18
>>7286917>30>Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon>26Only on this site could I feel like a Chad.
>>728691727baldur's gate 215
>>728691738Toejam & Earl16
>>728691733Arcanum: Of Steamworks and Jewish Chattel Slavery Obscura18
33GloverNever, but I have sucked cock before.
>>7292919based peepee licker
>>7291030I've never had consensual sex, either, man.
>>7292232Beautifully said, man. I am surprised that with all my geekiness I could have sex in highschool and University, either there's a lot of social retards or it's just not that hard to "achieve it"
>>728691720Army Men 219
>>7292919>Glover>Never, but I have sucked cock beforeChecks out
>>7290091Maybe he's referencing his anal virginity
>>7291923Yeah but he deserves it for being a pretentious prick to Trump supporters.
>>7292232Actually I base it on the types of guys I've seen girls hook up with. Even some Chads end up fucking a hot female teacher. I've always notice that Stacy's would jump in the car with an older dude and make out as they leave the school's parking lot. The internet geeks in school, the ones who owned computers at home, posting on internet forums, usually never got any girl. Even the geeks who look like Chads were too shy & quiet to talk to or approach a girl, including myself, despite having kissed several girls during my childhood, I never really had a girlfriend back then. I had to build myself confidence over time and get the courage to ask a girl out. I had no idea I could attract a hot one, but thanks to the dream I had of asking her out near a roller rink, two days before I met her, I went for it and it worked. It's as if my dream was predicting the future, I was mindblown. Been having luck since then. But I know many guys who are just too shy and quiet when it comes to women. They're not use to interacting with them, it takes awhile to fully overcome that.
>>728691732Favorite game Custom Robo Arena but favorite /vr/-qualifying game is FFVI almost got molested at 13 by an English teacher I thought was hot, but stumbled my way out of the situation unaware and didn't realize for years. I don't know whether it makes sense to feel regretful about it, but it eats at me.
>>7293364You are definitely only reinforcing what I said in my post. You sound almost Chris-chan levels of socially/generally retarded. That said, I'm glad you eventually got the girl despite all of that. My only advice from here is to forget all of that Chad/Stacy/Virgin bullshit. No one in real life thinks about that shit with any level of seriousness, and it's clearly poisoning how you view the world, social hierarchies, and just general human relations.Good luck, anon, and don't sperg your way out of any pussy.
>>7293409>No one in real life thinks about that shit with any level of seriousnesssome people in real life suffer from assburguers and autism so they do think like that very seriously
>>7293323They deserve it
>>7293423True, but your goal shouldn't be to fuck those people, it should be to NOT be those people in order to get fucked.
>>7291716>degenerate>what's pair bonding?
>>7293438yeah, but the actual autists probably can't help it
>>7291030I don't believe you. You better have at least found a article about the murder-suicide to match your larp.
>>7292928uh, thanks>>7293242Hey fuck you anon, Glover is the bee's knees. I also saw this exact response coming when I typed that post too so you're not remotely clever either.
>>7293447Oh, sorry. Didn't mean to offend the actual autists here. I was talking about poser autists. They're a disgrace.Unrelated: How do I clean small, clay-like specks of dried shit off of my keyboard keys. Don't ask how they got there.Also unrelated: Does anyone want to buy a statue I just made? It's of a girl I went to the roller rink with. I call it "Mindblown."
You almost certainly know dozens of examples of ugly dudes without resources that got hot women, you just never process these examples in your worldview. Trailer parks aren't 100% full of single dudes, they're not good-looking people overall, and they're the poorest you can be. They somehow have whole multigenerational communities. How do you explain that in your simplistic view of relationship dynamics?If you want to oversimplify, this is it: become interesting or funny/entertaining and that's all it actually takes. Those will get you more and better quality people in your life than just power or physical attractiveness. Sometimes not even that - some girls just straight up respond to interest or attention. I've talked to enough cute girls who wound up with absolute fucking ogres for most of their lives because it turned out everyone was afraid to talk to them for 90% of their high schools and thought they were giving off negative social cues while doing nothing. Cue ogres who gave them attention and couldn't pick up on the false cues to not hit on them - the "assholes" they wound up with.
>>7293495i hate you
26Duke Nukem 3D18
>>7293495I know a short, ugly, small-dicked dude who has pulled down some of the hottest women I've ever seen. He's into all of the dumb, autistic shit that we are, but he knows how to be sociable and that women are just empty boxes you can fill with whatever shit you want them to hold as long as you talk about it with passion and in a way they find engaging.
>>7286917>Just turned 30>Don't know>Had sex once at 27 but couldn't finishI don't have a favorite anything. I can't seem to stick to any one thing. I don't know who I am and I have no clue how you would figure any of this shit out. Shit sucks.
>>7293408Good taste, as both are great games. Also, sorry, maybe. i wish I had gotten molested by my 6th grade science teacher, who was a natural blonde mega hottie, but I heard she had a miscarriage and then turned really emo with black lipstick and all a year later. Still would, probably.
>>7293426For what? Not being consoomer slaves to huge corporations, politicians, and communist China?
33Legend of Mana17
>>7293597thats literally what trump supporters do you dumb fuck
>>7293789No him, but that's not what Trump supporters do. They're against communist china, corrupt politicians and huge corporations like Google, Apple, Facebook and Twitter.
>>7293323>>7293426>>7293597>>7293789>>7293863take this faggot shit to /pol/
>>7293863lol, in fantasy land maybe
>>7287827>Take a guessNever
21, Doom, 20
36, rez, 18
>>7292919please be a girl
>>7293882Not a "fantasy" when it's actually true. Do some research bro.
>>7294095i did, he didn't actually do shit
>>7294097You obviously have bad intel then.
>>7288028I've played 1 more, but I really liked to play 2 online, more players, game is a bit chiller to play, idk.Missed the voice acting from 1 like a motherfucker though
>>728691732Deus Ex20 (thai hooker)
I remember the year when I lost my virginity clearly. It was the year Metal gear solid 4 came out. 2008 during a match of the world cup 2008.I was 24.My favorite game.. Too hard man.
>>7286917>>your age36>>your favorite gamehalf life 2>>age you lost your virginitynever kissed
26cave story, but might be dethroned by DKChave a guess
>>728691720Sly Cooper 3, Dead Rising 1 , MorrowindVirgin obviously
35SMB319 but years w/o girl
21Max Payne 22
>>7293939okay, I will
52joust (3 time san bernardino tournament champion)16
>>7292232>how to get attention>don't seek actively attentionDon't do this, just be smart about it. I followed this advice and greymanned my way through high school and college, and, surprise, nobody noticed me, failed successfully.>inb4 t. uglyI'm probably a 6 or a 7.
>>7294282I have been only "licked on the teeth" by some rando whore who sat on my lap, briefly, for beer money at a bar. I think that still qualifies me as a kissless virgin, too, right?
>>728691724Majora's Mask or VtmB17
>>7296042I mean, talk to girls but don't be a tryhard faggot about it. They can smell desperation like a roadkill skunk. I'm saying just don't do or say anything completely unorthodox in an attempt to get a girl's attention. You'll definitely get it that way but not to the effect you're looking for.
>>7296238i'm not sure.i exchanged lewds with a girl a couple states over using social media and she explained how vaginas worked. so maybe i'm only .5 virgin oil?
>>7286917> 32 > world of warcraft> 21