And features Wario right after sucking some guy off on the cover. Developed by Treasure, published by Nintendo, what the fuck went wrong? One of the bland-est games I've played from a developer and publisher that can definitely do better. Is it really as bad as I remember?
I thought this was a neat action-platformer and at the time I remember people liking it, although not being a super blockbuster or anything.It kind of feels like a good rental game, the kind you can beat in a few hours, but has replay value and you'd end up renting again or buying it.I never came across people who hated it until recently I started seeing some negative comments about it here on /vr/ when the rules changed. It's not even an overrated game either that gets talked a lot so I don't see why would anyone hate it.IMO it's not a masterpiece, but can't see how it sucks, it plays well, has charming music and it's Wario in 3D, can't see anything to hate about it other than "I wish they made a wario world 2"
poor man's Wario Land
>>7103047Treasure can't into 3D. See Stretch Panic and Dragon D-Drive which also sucked balls.
>>7103056WARIO DEFENSE BRIGADE SHILLS HERE ALREADY, LIKE CLOCKWORK EVERY FUCKEN TIMEI did rent the game, and beat it within a couple days. Nothing about this game lives up to the pedigree established by Nintendo or Treasure. It's a 5/10 at best and completely forgettable, probably still the worst game with "Wario" in the title. My hatred for the game is further incensed by the shitty ad campaign surrounding it, pic related
>>7103076S&P is one of their best games though, although it's on-rails/cabal style so not really 3D in terms of gameplay input.Also Warioworld is MUCH better than stretch panic which is outright unfinished. Never played D-Drive.
>>7103083okay but you're not explaining why you think it sucks.And that ad looks based as fuck, you probably get triggered by it because you're a poor ass nigger
>>7103087It's just mediocre in every sense a game can be mediocre. Can beat it in an afternoon casually, can 100% in 2 afternoons casually, no memorable music, no memorable moments at all really. It makes Tak and The Power of Juju look like a fucking masterpiece, and WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THE GLOB OF JIZZ ON HIS FACE ON THE COVER
>>7103047You're probably just remembering the main stages + hub. I think if you chained all the sublevels together that's worth a playthrough. A lot of them are quite creative little rooms / skyboxes. Part of a GC games trifecta including Super Mario Sunshine and Super Monkey Ball.
>>7103104You're still not explaining what's the problem. Being able to clear the game quickly isn't inherently bad, and the fact the game wasn't memorable to you is not really explaining anything, it's just another way to say you didn't like it. >jizzMaybe you're just projecting something, I just think it's some drool because Wario loves gold and treasures.
>>7103104Why are you obsessed with intentionally misinterpreting the cover of a children's video game such that it involves eating cum?
You can even argue the game should even be shorter for a comfortable one-sitting playthrough. Imagine if WW had a 2nd quest where the sublevels were remixed and the bosses were harder.
>>7103120You're right, it's probably just viscous, white, gooey drool. I tried playing it recently because I thought, surely this isn't as disappointing as I remember. Well, it is. Tell me what you find so memorable about it, maybe I'm overlooking something that makes this game not a big turd? Maybe I should just accept that it's fine that there were at least 4 great Wario Land games prior to this snoozefest, a unique point-n-click Snes Puzzle game, even Wario's Woods is better than this. Sorry my argument of "it's incredibly dull from beginning to end and utterly unremarkable in every way" and "Nintendo and Treasure can both do better" isn't enough, I shall cower and retreat into the shadows of the internet and continue to jerk off to degenerate yaoi hentai, my darkest shameful secret, which I accidentally revealed to the world by pointing out the cum slobber on Wario's face.
>>7103145Bro you need to get off the computer for a while, your brain isnt working anymore
The Good:>Music>Boss fights (except the final boss)>Solid, simple action>Puzzle rooms were generally good>Wario is nice and fastThe Bad:>Very short>Very Repetitive>Reskinned enemies throughout the entire game>Jump physics makes platforming a chore>Final boss is unfinished in the original release, Japanese release is better but still not greatIt needed more time in the oven, but had a solid foundation.
>>7103324>>Reskinned enemies throughout the entire gameFunny, Astro Boy Omega Factor's stages suffer from the same problem but nobody seems to bat an eye at that game.
>>7103324>Jump physics makes platforming a choreReally? I honestly really liked just how Wario could turn on a dime with that shit.Though, I guess it could make things really finicky and you might step off the platform or something.And of fucking course I get the tractor captcha while responding to you.
>>7103356I don't know how to explain it properly, but Wario is too slippery/loose for the precision the game requires sometimes. Also seems to have a lot of traction upon landing.It was nice how much directional input you had.
>>7103498>Wario is too slippery/looseYeah, that's what I was getting at, and while I personally love it, I see what you mean.
>>7103047>A spin-off of a side villain>it sucksAre you really surprised? It's a cash cow that nobody wanted
>>7103527Wow you're actually crying
>>7103527wtf stop crying
>>7103527Ok so you're just crying then
>>7103537>>7103546Ok, has anyone ever said "man I'd love to play a game as evil Mario"Even a game with Bowser as the protagonist would be better
>>7103527Keep crying bitch
>>7103556crying: the post
>>7103556Wtf u cryin for lol
>>7103556lol cryin for days
i have never played a wario game and i never will
Has anyone here beaten the Japanese Version? I know the boss fight was had a 2nd stage and I sat down last week and replayed through the first 2 worlds just because I couldn't find decent footage of the JPN boos fight
>>7103574Look he cryin too hahahaha
I rented this game like three times in a row as a kid. I remember enjoying it, but knowing that it wasn't very good. It's a bizarre fucking fever dream. It made me feel some kind of way. The whole thing felt really druggy and weird.
>>7103145Holy shit Wario made-a you mad
>>7103574WarioWare games are good though.
>>7103047great boss fights, boring and repetitive levelsonly 3 enemy types as well
>>7103574You should at least play Wario Land 4, it's one of the best nintendo 2D platformers
>>7103537>>7103546>>7103550one of the worst samefags I've ever seen. Kill your worthless self.
fuck you it's greatthe only shitty things about it are how they just re-skin the same four or five enemy typesthough the puzzle stages in pecan sands can go eat a dick
>>7104786stop crying anon :(
>>7103557>>7103562>>7103570>>7103573>>7103587>>7104930another of the worst samefags ever whores.
>>7104945How u still in here cryin nigga
>>7104945Oh he cryin 24/7
>>7103047>trashureYou got what you deserved.
>>7104909Yeah Pecan Sands Red Diamond levels were brutal
My gamecube memcard corrupted before I could rip by old save, should I 100% it again?
>>7106516I mean, it's not going to take that long so why not
I owned this game and sort of agree. It wasn’t offensively bad and was perfectly functional, but I was never impressed with it.Reskinned enemies were lame. The game as a whole had this really, really weird style to it that made me uncomortable sometimes.Really not very remarkable at all, which is its biggest issue. Wario Master of Disguise is probably the only non-ware Wario game worse than it. Usually Treasure does top quality action games, so everything about this is even weirder coming from them.
Yeah, yeah sure whatever the fuck you say.Anyways is it true you only need these two things + an SD and microSD card obviously to play ISO on your GC?It's can't be that easy right?
It was a pretty fun game. Straightforward and does a decent job of what it's aiming for which is to be a loosely wario-themed game. It's not extremely deep or creative but that's just not the point of it, the point is just for wario to have a 3d game. also has some legit fever dream bosses that are worth the playthrough alone. Some seriously wtf moments for a kid's game, let alone a Nintendo game of all things
>>7109717it's cheaper to buy a wii than 2 sd cards
>>7110541So? And emulating on PC is for free.Still not what I was asking
Better than any 3d mario ever released.
>>7103145kek, what did I even read.
>>7111432Don't agree with that. I will say that Wario Land in general is better then most 2D Marios.