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The sun has fallen out of orbit and is on a collision course with earth. You have been selected to take shelter in a special bunker for 20 years until the earth is habitable again. You may bring four retro games from different systems with you to play. Which do you choose?
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>The sun has fallen out of orbit

Fuck off.
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>>6563328
but if you don't have games then we're fucked with the sun leaving the orbit
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>>6563325
>The sun has fallen out of orbit
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>>6563328
This. Damn Trumptards
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>>6563325

I wait until it's night and then attach some rockets to the sun to push it back.

Checkmate!
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>>6563328
>>6563334
>implying Sun isn't orbiting the center of the Milky Way and that it can't fall out of orbit
kill yourself, now
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>>6563332
christians rightly proved that the earth was in fact the center of the known universe by locking that clown in his tower
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>>6563328
>>6563332
>>6563334
It's a damn hypothetical about what 4 games would bring for you to play for 20 years it doesnt have to be realistic I'm not even OP. God damn you redditors always gotta be trying to prove how "smart" you are
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>>6563351

Shit thread. You can fuck off with >>6563347 as well.
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>>6563347
Even if it "fell out of" its slow meander around the galaxy, the Earth would be fine. We'd just keep orbiting the sun itself.
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>>6563356
I'm not op you fucking autistic reddit cunt what games would you bring?
I'd probably do
Might and magic 6
Zzt
Duke nukem 3d
Age of empires 2
I know I picked all pc games but no console game has that kind of lasting power. I dont think I could handle 20 years of mario bros at least all those games have mods.
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>>6563368
And if the Sun WAS coming at us we'd be gone before it got to us, there's really no bunker that'll last 20 years.
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Zork, Pac-Man, Donkey Kong, Star Raiders

I want to know what the game industry would look like if it had to completely start over.
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>>6563370
U mad bro

Starflight
Ogre Battle
Soul Calibur
Super Mario Bros. 2
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>>6563370

You've said Reddit twice now.
It was stupid the first time.
Fuck off.
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>>6563374
Yeah, no ordinary bunker would last 20 years but this is a SPECIAL bunker
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>>6563407
You have a special chromosome
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>>6563407
Okay but after 20 years we come out and the Earth was vaporized 20 years ago.
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>>6563356
>all these no fun reddit poison fucking assholes in this thread
The premise is fine, in fact it would be perfect for a jrpg since they are gonzo in general, but no, you had to show the whole board what faggots you are. Jump of the edge please, ego first
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>>6563325
>the sun is heading towards the earth
>hardware lasting twenty more years when it's already retro

Wanna know how I know you're retarded?

Also, the list would need to be bigger than four you asshole. Unless it's tetris tier or pinball tier or a fighting game with others or mario kart or something, social games aside it'd be boring super fast.
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>posts this dumbfuck thread premise on every board
>lazily replaces "you may bring X with you" with something resembling the board topic

Based retard OP, doing God's work
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>>6563708
Stop using the word based wrong you redditor.

And you've butchered the wojak to the point it's just a pair of eyes now. Congratulations you vapid faggots.

Both you and the OP are fags.
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>>6563325
Mario Party 3
Mario Kart 64
Perfect Dark
Street Fighter Alpha 3
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>>6563752
Same here. Once I fingered my asshole and shat all over my arm. Never again
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>Roller Coaster Tycoon (PC)
>Elder Scrolls 3 Morrowind (Xbox)
>RPG Maker (PS1)
>Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo (SNES)

Ez
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>>6563325

Shit that will last me the longest with high replayability, so probably

Diablo 2 / Sacred / Divine Divinity
Unreal Tournament / Quake 3
Sim City 2000 / The Sims / Civ

+ Probably some kind of chess or version of tetris, or perhaps a retro driving sim like Gran Turismo 1/2, maybe pokemon R/B/Y

4 games is a little short, 10 would be better, be even better if it wasnt retro either as memes aside id want minecraft as its a timesink you could easily spend years playing.
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>>6563325
Donkey Kong Country
Donkey Kong Country 2
Donkey Kong Country 3
Donkey Kong 64

Also gonna take pic related to keep me company.
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>>6563519
The idea of bringing social games is interesting. I’m imagining a doomsday scenario where Mario Party, Mortal Kombat and Diddy Kong Racing have replaced sporting events.

People gather round the CRTV in the bunker and wear jerseys supporting their favorite Mario Kart team, and the outcomes of Golden Eye matches dominate dinner table conversations. Reminds me of college honestly.
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>>6563328
spotted the newfag
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>>6563325
>The sun has fallen out of orbit
Troll or american? Hard to tell.
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>>6563325
So that place from STALKER is real. my word
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>>6563328
This. Jesus Christ
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>>6563349
>supporting the catholic church hundreds of years later
Shiggy diggy
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>>6565063
Fuck off reddit
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>>6563325
>the sun has fallen out of orbit
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Tetris Attack
NBA Jam TE
Super Mario World
Chrono Trigger
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>All these newfags ITT
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>>6563328
>t. no fun having sourpuss
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>>6565539
Its le reddit army
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>>6563325
>the sun is on a collision course with earth
>take shelter in a special bunker for 20 years
>until the earth is habitable again

Mario 3
Power Stone 2
X Com
One of those SNES hentai roms
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>>6563325
>The sun has fallen out of orbit and is on a collision course with earth. You have been selected to take shelter in a special bunker for 20 years until the earth is habitable again.
I refuse to believe someone over the age of 10 wrote this.
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>>6563519
Good job naming four games that could accomplish OP's premise, fucknuts.
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>>6565810
This thread obliterates the argument that /vr/ and /v/ are different. The fact that so few just went along with this old ass pasta says everything.
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>>6563325
Street Fighter III: Third Strike (DC)
The King of Fighters '98 (Neo Geo)
Final Fantasy Tactics (PSX)
Super Mario All Stars + World (SNES)

That was fucking hard.
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>>6563325
No way. I want to be instantly incinerated rather than spend an extra 30 minutes being cooked alive in a concrete box.
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>>6566167
The real redpill is discovering you'll get better retro gaming discussion on /v/
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>>6563325
Hey, I remember this from /k/...



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